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  • @bcs785
    @bcs785 4 года назад +309

    I love how Gio has the ability to make a mocking voice that still makes that person seem full of themselves

  • @SangreSodiePops
    @SangreSodiePops 4 года назад +831

    Does anyone else feel REALLY bad for the boyfriends of girls who are like:
    “Terrible. Didn’t pay for my 500$ food. Ugh, men these days.”

    • @NStripleseven
      @NStripleseven 4 года назад +36

      There seem to be so many of them, too! I mean, I know you don't really hear about the ones who aren't like that, but it's still shocking that there are that many of them.

    • @He1IoStuff
      @He1IoStuff 4 года назад +18

      girls like that dont deserve life

    • @Blaxkgaxha
      @Blaxkgaxha 4 года назад +10

      They can break up tho so if they are stupid to stay with them I don't feel bad

    • @thiruraj3866
      @thiruraj3866 4 года назад +8

      This is why I choose to be single

    • @rosepetunia1829
      @rosepetunia1829 4 года назад +16

      As a girl...
      Yes. I hate those types of people too.

  • @edgelord8337
    @edgelord8337 4 года назад +457

    beggars be like:
    Please I'm starving i need food...
    Someone: *here's a burger*
    Beggar: _exxxxcuse me I'm a vegan_

    • @Ash_27DB
      @Ash_27DB 4 года назад +10

      Zelda reference? Or am I an idiot

    • @stewardstewart4522
      @stewardstewart4522 4 года назад +7

      Fun fact: I don't care

    • @p4nder
      @p4nder 4 года назад +60

      @@stewardstewart4522 Fun Fact: No one asked!

    • @ApplzAndHoney
      @ApplzAndHoney 4 года назад +6

      the dude exxxxcuuuuuse me, princess!

    • @oni5461
      @oni5461 4 года назад +2

      you know I got a ps4 charging station for $5

  • @harlahan2097
    @harlahan2097 4 года назад +198

    Normal people: "$10,000? I could get a new car!"
    Gio: "$10,000? Imagine the lollipops!"

    • @hoshizora416
      @hoshizora416 4 года назад +10

      remove the pop and now we're talking

    • @susamogus8331
      @susamogus8331 4 года назад +16

      @@hoshizora416 r/cursedcomments

    • @justasentientmclarenp1879
      @justasentientmclarenp1879 4 года назад +1

      HK 416 at most probably 1 and half 300 year old vampires

    • @umbracatervae0
      @umbracatervae0 4 года назад +2

      HK 416 I don’t get it??

    • @lagsov5102
      @lagsov5102 4 года назад +1

      @Just a random jellyfish with internet access God bless your innocent soul

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 года назад +595

    The true Epitome if Choosing Beggars was the NEXT lady.

  • @Xeroxia
    @Xeroxia 4 года назад +47

    “Someone actually gave him gold”
    Me: that’s a “I’d like to thank” award

  • @Adlerlovesyou
    @Adlerlovesyou 4 года назад +20

    A wild choosing begger appeared!
    What will you do?
    ->attack
    ->give food
    ->give money
    ->RUN

  • @chrisparisi8153
    @chrisparisi8153 4 года назад +199

    “i love animals, HATE ELECTRICITY, really looking to get out into the country!”

    • @michaelfulton5773
      @michaelfulton5773 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @marianoamaya3351
      @marianoamaya3351 4 года назад +3

      Yeah same I now hate computers due to virtual school and hopefully I can study agronomy when I get to the university

    • @marianoamaya3351
      @marianoamaya3351 3 года назад +1

      @lewis mole not if you get a 12 gauge shotgun xd

    • @trikantsethu3100
      @trikantsethu3100 3 года назад +1

      yea so why not just go into the wild and stay there?

  • @avo.avocado
    @avo.avocado 4 года назад +24

    If you sell art online here’s a tip:
    Send the person the preview (before they pay) with your water mark all across it then when they pay send one without it.

    • @rxgtv
      @rxgtv 3 года назад +1

      Not trying to be a beggar, but here'sa suggestion:
      Make them copyright-free (or reduced price) _with a watermark_ just like those video editing apps on Android and iPhone. Then offer _your_ regular price for a non-watermarked version.

  • @superchickenanims4544
    @superchickenanims4544 4 года назад +41

    Beggar: Hey can i have a car
    Someone: I have a tesla
    Beggar *no thats too cheap i want a lamborghini and a ferrari*

    • @mikeflo559
      @mikeflo559 4 года назад +4

      they wanted a car, so we gave them a car, but all they want are expensive cars.
      every car are the same, they move, have A/C, and have the same features. but just because a car is expensive and looks unique doesn't mean every cheap or ugly car aren't good as the pricey ones. Cars are for transportation and are useful for traveling and road trips. We got cars for a reason so we can't use horses or walk miles to one place.

    • @mr.autistictv
      @mr.autistictv 3 года назад

      Mike_raider we really didn’t need that much writing literally just make it a sentence

    • @mikeflo559
      @mikeflo559 3 года назад

      @@mr.autistictv ok?

  • @iamafannow.7891
    @iamafannow.7891 4 года назад +29

    Someone: (Makes a talented piece of art.)
    Karen’s: *ITS MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE.*

    • @arthurthemikyu1586
      @arthurthemikyu1586 4 года назад +6

      This artwork is mine. And this triagonal sign.

    • @iamafannow.7891
      @iamafannow.7891 4 года назад +2

      The ziggy sweets, and all of your tweets! There all infatibly mine!

    • @Buddy.Johnston
      @Buddy.Johnston 4 года назад +3

      (correcting your comment): Karens: *ITS MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE*
      *for free*

    • @iamafannow.7891
      @iamafannow.7891 4 года назад +1

      Buddy Johnston lol

    • @arthurthemikyu1586
      @arthurthemikyu1586 4 года назад +5

      @@iamafannow.7891
      IT ALL BELONGS TO MEEEE EVERY ART THAT I SEE
      DIGITAL
      PAPER TOO
      I HAVE IT
      IT MINE BAYBAY
      IM KAREN AND
      ITS MIIIIIIINEEEE

  • @mockzu
    @mockzu 4 года назад +42

    what everyone does with 10k: Buys Phone, PC, a Console, rent a car etc.
    GioFilms: IMAGINE HOW MAN LOLIPOPS U CAN BUY WITH THAT

    • @tweeleaf
      @tweeleaf 3 года назад

      Also him a couple days ago on a video: *im a grown mature adult I swear.*

  • @gdirrelevant2589
    @gdirrelevant2589 4 года назад +89

    Fun fact: Minecraft steve was added to smash

  • @bett1826
    @bett1826 4 года назад +71

    whERE IS THE COMMUNITY SPIRIT, PEOPLE?!

    • @PoopityScoopity
      @PoopityScoopity 4 года назад +1

      It’s in that one store which excepts expired coupons from single mothers

    • @sonic2305
      @sonic2305 4 года назад +3

      Did you have caps lock on and pressed shift for the first 2 letters

    • @bett1826
      @bett1826 4 года назад +1

      @@sonic2305 lol nope

    • @sonic2305
      @sonic2305 4 года назад

      @Macy why is the wh not capitalized

    • @bett1826
      @bett1826 4 года назад

      @@sonic2305 idk tbh

  • @LandOfTheEnigma
    @LandOfTheEnigma 3 года назад +4

    My friend this is what nostalgia smells like. 2 weeks ago is still nostalgia.

  • @sourgummyshark
    @sourgummyshark 4 года назад +2

    2:46 As a Tesla Model 3 owner, I can agree, it's not like a model x, but if you buy some packages for it (Off road package, full self driving, etc.) It can be one of the best vehicles you could possibly drive

  • @plantimations1232
    @plantimations1232 4 года назад +54

    “What happened?”
    “I got a tv stand..”
    “What did it cost?”
    “My grey towel..”
    :’(

  • @alexdinh9484
    @alexdinh9484 4 года назад +12

    When ur birthday is on that Karen's wedding day 😔

  • @zylince
    @zylince 4 года назад +5

    1:43 ah yes Gio was the guy from the math problem.

  • @Matildaalreadyexists
    @Matildaalreadyexists 3 года назад +9

    Goodbye soldier, your videos truly brang light to this world that we will never forget

  • @corsone4917
    @corsone4917 3 года назад +1

    6:56 "Pick up only"
    6:53 "Ill give you 100$ because there's no game. Do you *deliver* to Gibbons?"

  • @AHVSSR
    @AHVSSR 4 года назад +2

    Well heck, with 10k I'd buy a life-time supply of Strawberry Bubblegum!

  • @carbiscool3735
    @carbiscool3735 4 года назад +56

    L A W N M O W E R

  • @christsdisciple3105
    @christsdisciple3105 4 года назад +4

    8:34 as a fanfiction writer... yes. I write for people to enjoy for free. Though, granted, haven't written in a while.

    • @hoshizora416
      @hoshizora416 4 года назад +1

      I write for free because I dont have the money to publish it, nor am i writing things good enough to be published

  • @rosepetunia1829
    @rosepetunia1829 4 года назад +9

    One time a "friend" of mine asked me for some items I didn't want on a game. I gave her a shirt and she said she wanted something better cause I was rich and she was poor. I told her "No. Plus I'm saving my money" and she called me a bully for being really mean to her.

    • @SistaBear
      @SistaBear Год назад +1

      Well I'm poor in games and I don't go getting mad at people for not giving me stuff, even if their rich or friends OR rich friends. So you're fine she's just mad.

    • @Dr-Random
      @Dr-Random 9 месяцев назад

      @@SistaBear or just jealous

  • @sheevpalpatine3977
    @sheevpalpatine3977 4 года назад +2

    7:52 the negotiator

  • @silliest-astro
    @silliest-astro 3 года назад +1

    "No one carries around 100K in their bank account, let alone to give away."
    Your mom in the Pokémon games: *_Are you sure about that?_*

  • @superkittypro6520
    @superkittypro6520 4 года назад +2

    “imagine how many lollipops you could buy”
    Don’t do it, Gio. It doesn’t work out, believe me.

  • @nickizanewb8433
    @nickizanewb8433 4 года назад +5

    *"I love animals"*
    *"I WANT TO HUNT/FISH"*

  • @michaelfulton5773
    @michaelfulton5773 4 года назад +4

    1:35 this should be on r/Ihadastroke
    Men self

  • @kclyfsvr09
    @kclyfsvr09 2 года назад +2

    I’ve finally built up the courage to watch his vids without crying

  • @Gluxess
    @Gluxess 3 года назад +4

    *Commenting salute of every Giofilms video.*
    *Salute*

    • @spudexfilms5799
      @spudexfilms5799 3 года назад

      I support this more than I do the economy.

  • @soupbowl6028
    @soupbowl6028 3 года назад +3

    I’m watching Giofilms’s older videos because I’m not ready to just stop watching and move on.
    Reply if you want Gio back on his channel

  • @SpiralTheFirst
    @SpiralTheFirst 4 года назад +9

    2:24 no one gave him gold that’s just a generic award

  • @cartooncat9559
    @cartooncat9559 4 года назад +3

    8:38 ah yes, *what on earth are libraries?*

  • @MorganDeacetis
    @MorganDeacetis 4 года назад +8

    Girl:"I want to learn to hunt."
    Also Girl:"I love animals!"

    • @Smokey11YT
      @Smokey11YT 3 года назад +2

      Many people love animals and still hunt

    • @JonathanSmith-ge4pi
      @JonathanSmith-ge4pi 3 года назад

      @@Smokey11YT Have you heard the tragedy of the lion that leapt out of the barrel of the gun?

  • @SweetVanillaCake
    @SweetVanillaCake 4 года назад +1

    1:20 why she complaining? That’s a lifetime supply of candy, food and video games!

  • @shidgaming145
    @shidgaming145 3 года назад +2

    2:36 for some reason I got so triggered by this and I don’t know why AHHH

  • @pockalock4764
    @pockalock4764 3 года назад +1

    When he said the amount of lollipops you could buy I just thought "taxes, retirement fund,life insurance etc"
    *wow*

  • @faultf4
    @faultf4 4 года назад +2

    "Can Minecraft Steve come now instead? I'll only pay 5 cents."

  • @daytonashull1887
    @daytonashull1887 3 года назад +5

    you will be missed by all, we love you gio

  • @junhaolim908
    @junhaolim908 4 года назад +2

    The fact he/she said "trade a model 3 for a model x" like wtf? People like me are suffering

  • @SlashJaye
    @SlashJaye 3 года назад +2

    "what? he got me a phone? but i asked for a phone"

  • @kryuisa6466
    @kryuisa6466 4 года назад

    dude you dont know how much i love your content its funny af

  • @tezcanaslan2877
    @tezcanaslan2877 4 года назад +3

    4:45 let me introduce you to torrents (and then go to jail)

  • @krocodile55
    @krocodile55 2 года назад

    Why does this remind me of the time in college where I was like it’s cold out I’ll head to the front from the inside… but it was lunchtime and I was like “ok I guess I’m walking to the front outside.” And like I needed the fresh air, I barely get enough of it at home so I’m not complaining.

  • @cheyenne.mari23
    @cheyenne.mari23 4 года назад +1

    7:32 Ayyy that's my post and listing XD

  • @maxyboi725
    @maxyboi725 3 года назад

    This whole subreddit reminds me of that Australian Guitar Hero commercial with the little kid

  • @boyacka1260
    @boyacka1260 2 года назад

    The bath towel cracked me up

  • @caseycook9589
    @caseycook9589 3 года назад +1

    I just love that the first thing that comes to his mind if he got 10k...... IS LOLLIPOPS

  • @Xionkunkarahaul
    @Xionkunkarahaul 4 года назад +2

    1:41 rantarro would like to know your location

  • @ineedanewobsession7526
    @ineedanewobsession7526 3 года назад +6

    Hi GioFilms I don't know if you will see this but I'd just like to thank you for all the videos you have made, me and my mum don't enjoy much of the same things, but thanks to this channel we can watch it together and laugh our heads off. It's one of the few channels that makes clean content and I'm not worried to show my parents any of you're vids. I was so shocked to find out you are my age so I hope you are doing OK. Thanks again for the time you spent and the time me and my mum have been able to spend together.
    -Soni

    • @jonathonmcfie2910
      @jonathonmcfie2910 3 года назад

      He quit youtube a couple months ago so he wont sadly

    • @chrisbrochu3663
      @chrisbrochu3663 3 года назад

      This makes me sad, as he announced he stopped making videos 6 months ago

    • @ineedanewobsession7526
      @ineedanewobsession7526 3 года назад

      I know... I thought maybe he'd check back one time :(

    • @phantomnessi
      @phantomnessi 3 года назад +1

      @@ineedanewobsession7526 Technically he didn't quit.
      He has another channel where he review's movies, it's called "The Analysis" (ruclips.net/channel/UCg33Q6kqFtcUeoMZKf6_eRA)
      I don't know if you already knew that, but I just wanted to tell you :)

  • @FigureFarter
    @FigureFarter 4 года назад +1

    2:03 My school has the same free lunches

  • @balls5597
    @balls5597 3 года назад +2

    this video was ‘VERRY’ funny

  • @quasi-stellarcatastrophe4555
    @quasi-stellarcatastrophe4555 3 года назад +1

    The first thing geo thinks about to spend 10k on is lollipops. Absolute madlad.

  • @videomangamer2755
    @videomangamer2755 3 года назад +3

    Still feels like yesterday he left

  • @jackthecreature
    @jackthecreature 4 года назад +1

    8:38 Someone please tell this person about libraries lmao

  • @bunnylovermot2315
    @bunnylovermot2315 3 года назад +3

    I'm watching this again because I'm so sad about his newest video😣

  • @ModernMozartMC
    @ModernMozartMC 4 года назад +1

    the woman at 5:20 actually seems really nice, just very naive

  • @cylais3518
    @cylais3518 4 года назад +1

    You gotta love these new 20 seconds non skippable ads :)

  • @neal7863
    @neal7863 3 года назад

    2:34 imagine being that guy cant afford one of those cars and says they're trash my man cant even afford a car

  • @irenarasonja5996
    @irenarasonja5996 4 года назад

    I had the wii shop channel loading in the background and it suprised me when it started playing here lol

  • @varknoxel
    @varknoxel 4 года назад

    Yay! R/Choosingbeggars! I love your reddit content.

  • @ryanfrisby7389
    @ryanfrisby7389 4 года назад

    Awesome video Gio!

  • @juliastruts7128
    @juliastruts7128 4 года назад +1

    Let's get our money together, raise 10K, and buy lollipops

  • @cheese17740
    @cheese17740 3 года назад +1

    4:38
    What’s so annoying is the fact that they think they’re _so smart,_ but they can’t even spell very. 🙄

  • @stankytanky69
    @stankytanky69 4 года назад +14

    gio is hella sus.
    the only way he can give proof he’s not the imposter is to make a r/sbubby #2

    • @notb4ck
      @notb4ck 4 года назад +2

      Ammo Us

    • @ChloekabanOfficial
      @ChloekabanOfficial 4 года назад +3

      if he doesn't upload sbubby #2, let's vote him off

    • @stankytanky69
      @stankytanky69 4 года назад

      Chloekaban yeah!
      I’ve never seen someone so sus

    • @stankytanky69
      @stankytanky69 4 года назад

      Hero Jellyz9 AMONG SUS

    • @Herobrine_Hoax
      @Herobrine_Hoax 2 года назад +1

      This aged badly
      (hopefully this reminds you that giofilms exists lol)

  • @whizzerbegs
    @whizzerbegs 4 года назад +2

    i would put something up for sale just to get one of these people to offer for it, annoy them, post the conversation on reddit, then if they swear at me scream at them "NO SWEARING IN MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
    im not even kidding.
    i would put that many Rs

  • @beankaty2651
    @beankaty2651 4 года назад +1

    Guacamole (keep in mind this makes a fair amount of guacamole)
    2 avocados, halved, pitted, and taken out of the skin
    1/4-1/2 yellow onion diced
    Pinch of paprika
    Pinch of salt and pepper
    1 tablespoon cilantro diced
    1-2 teaspoons lime juice
    Mash up the avocados, add the other ingredients, stir well. Serve and enjoy!

  • @mishalesauer5074
    @mishalesauer5074 2 года назад

    "Imagine all the lollipops you could buy with 10k"
    What a delightful child-like thought, I love it!
    Personally I'd go for chocolate pralines but to each their own 😋

  • @ThotSticks
    @ThotSticks 4 года назад

    Aye man I respect you for leaving that comment on the Kurt funny moments❤️

  • @gavinthecrafter
    @gavinthecrafter 3 года назад +1

    That person expecting the movies to be free probably became a pirate

    • @frozenturbo8623
      @frozenturbo8623 3 года назад

      And got malware on their computer by using the wrong site

  • @bazingabong8038
    @bazingabong8038 4 года назад +1

    It's already number 26 damn I remember being hyped for number 6

  • @michaelfulton5773
    @michaelfulton5773 4 года назад +1

    YA GIO IS BACK YAY

  • @unYun_Chaeso
    @unYun_Chaeso 4 года назад +1

    Yes 10k dollars worth of lollipops priorities Gio-film. I love ur priorities.

  • @PastelCookie_
    @PastelCookie_ 4 года назад +1

    This hurt but I still watch these

  • @roblox_sonic110-fnafpiggy8
    @roblox_sonic110-fnafpiggy8 4 года назад +1

    That laugh doe

  • @confusedcryptid
    @confusedcryptid 4 года назад

    The perfect place to live is gio films

  • @nikothenoob
    @nikothenoob 4 года назад +1

    I stopped watching for 5 months, I’m glad I’m back

  • @j_ordinary4252
    @j_ordinary4252 4 года назад

    7:35 counter offer 11 dollars and say
    "ha, looks like we meet in the middle at $9"

  • @catssaywoof3459
    @catssaywoof3459 3 года назад +1

    *Gets 10k*
    Gio:Lollipops

  • @mollygriffin5474
    @mollygriffin5474 4 года назад +2

    4:12
    That's 3.60 Euros not Dollars..

    • @LeuBlue
      @LeuBlue 4 года назад

      He never said dollars.... U dumb?

  • @sethcf2149
    @sethcf2149 3 года назад +1

    On the car one, I was actually surprised that anyone responded

  • @jerushareacher7387
    @jerushareacher7387 3 года назад +1

    He’s right...
    *Thats a lot of lollipops...*

  • @phantom7336
    @phantom7336 4 года назад +2

    Vr headset go brr

  • @randomvids5502
    @randomvids5502 4 года назад

    artist: hi do u like my art
    CB: wow it sucks
    artist:...
    CB...
    artist:...
    CB: can I have it for free

  • @lg3331
    @lg3331 4 года назад +1

    This is my highlight of the day

  • @not_elie6116
    @not_elie6116 3 года назад +2

    6:06 lady, if you don’t have a phone how did you post this?

  • @tookuh
    @tookuh 3 года назад

    After watching these videos I learnt something

  • @denzmobile
    @denzmobile 3 года назад

    haha dip moon like cookie haha

  • @SilverWho
    @SilverWho 4 года назад +2

    I think Gio is slowly losing his mind with each of these, poor lad

  • @Wonky2
    @Wonky2 4 года назад +1

    4:50 commas exist, you know

  • @riceboiroy
    @riceboiroy 4 года назад +1

    HI Giofilms!

  • @synxclips838
    @synxclips838 3 года назад +2

    8:52
    ...
    yet women still call us trash

  • @blonde_Sam
    @blonde_Sam 4 года назад

    Of course Gio would think about the lolipops

  • @nobber190
    @nobber190 3 года назад

    what can you do with 10k
    - buy a really high end gaming computer
    - a phone
    - food

  • @michaelfulton5773
    @michaelfulton5773 4 года назад +1

    6:28 How did you write/post that then

  • @Rosenblins
    @Rosenblins 4 года назад

    Choosing beggars be like:
    - It's just a hobby! You can obviously make it free!
    - Lady, if your entire work was writing books, would you make it free?
    - OF COURSE NOT! DO YOU THINK I'M A MILLIONAIRE? HOW I WOULD GET MONEY?!

  • @dddaavvviiiddd6800
    @dddaavvviiiddd6800 4 года назад +11

    claim your “here before gio made a comment” button here

  • @lydias8303
    @lydias8303 4 года назад

    Last time I was this late I thought Gio was a grown man.