You know when you choke on food or something they say to drink water. But what if you choke on water do they say “just have some more water” (serious question)
Happened to me, actually. I was drinking water, started to choke on it, then my mom goes "drink some water!" I did, and chocked on it again. I choke a lot for come reason.
I could cry when looking at my like dislike ratio. I have so many jealous people that my videos always get way more dislikes than likes. Please don't be jealous, dear fun
@@AxxLAfriku Please dont self promote, its like your literally bragging than being emotional and being nice. It also proves that ur like a 10 year old who began youtube just to be popular.
2:40 Not necessarily. Sometimes you scrape the old paint off, maybe even remove and replace the drywall. Also I had to pause the video and laugh when you read 19250 as "One hundred and ninety-two fifty".
i was laughing my head off and my mum walked in and stared at me confused and gave me that, “is this what my daughter does in her free time?” look. hilarious
technically, that astronaut isnt the first person to commit a crime in space. we're on earth. the earth is in space. we are in space. therefore, she isnt the first person to commit a crime in space.
No. You only get vitamin D by eating stuff like oranges, but the sun spreads it and makes it actually work. If you take alot of vitamin D but don't go on the sun then you would just have an excessive amount of vitamin D on your body
Me: I have a shotgun, so don't even try robbing me Also me: *shoots at the ground* The robber: Umm, what am I suppose to look at here? Me: Ah don't mind me, I'm just planting seeds, but you STILL can't rob me The robber: Uhh ok... I'll get going then...
This whole subreddit:
*no, no, hes got a point*
Q: What is it that even the most careful person overlooks?
A: Her nose!
@late4thegameNOW yeah ya someone could be an attack helicopter like me
lmao
the owl house? I see hooty 👁👅👁
Hooty let me in, I don't have time for your riddle
People in 2019: Stay away from people who are negative
People in 2020: Stay away from people who are positive
MemeMelt - 2k Subscribers with videos challenge
UNDERRATED-
Tyrel Hansen yes
Seen it like 100 times
Lol
damn this is so original
ruclips.net/video/upjWzWao-Bg/видео.html
Fun fact: At one point in everyone's life, for a tiny amount of time, we all held the record for the youngest person on earth.
But aren’t like 160 born a second or sum
@@sascha269real kinda, but in different parts of the second thi
ToxicSocks 24 4.2 humans are born a second how you gonna take a decimal into decimals?
a
Fun facts: 100% of people who had the youngest person award has or will die
Photography is the only hobby where you can legally shoot, hang and frame people.
XD true true
so true why why why *sighs*
**thinks of writings/books and drawings/art**
Yeah, no.
@Allyson Stirling haha jokes on u I can just ask someone to unlike it and get it back to 69 😎
Wow that was quick
Gio talks so quiet, perfect for staying up without alerting others.
r/technicallythetruth is literally just “well no but actually yes”
Sir the saying is "Well yes but actually no" you uncultured swine.
Casey Woods well yes, but actually no
What a madlad.
Also, THIS IS AN UNDERATED COMMENT
Dawnbreaking well no but actually yes
At 5:58 did he really say one hundred, ninety-two fifty
What great speaking skills he has.
@@happygogiggles9431 he good English speak
he forgot the English word for it
@@ayushagarwal3365 DAAMN
Americans: 192.5 hundred.
Gio: 192 and 50.
Americans: You are the true master.
"when you paint a room, it only gets smaller by 0.1 times" IF IT GOT SMALLER BY ALL THAT MUCH I WOULDN'T HAVE A ROOM ANYMORE
No, it’d just be 10% of the size if I am correct with the understanding or 0.1% if per dimension
@@mathguy37 i was just jokin since i paint my room so much
@@misterquinster8816 still it exists just very very small
2:49
Teachers: “0.1 what? Apples? Bananas?”
lol
Literally every math teacher
Rifles per cubic inch
Lol yep
*0.1*
Fun fact:
Statistics show, that middle school English teachers are people who have a good grasp of the English language
l?
unless if they are from Pakistan
I am indian meet my teacher and you'll be like wha-- like she asks students if she is correct
Your statistics are wrong
These giofilms videos always put a smile on my face during this time of c-19
Fun fact: 100% of the people who drink water, eventually die!
You forgot that sometime baby die at hospital and they don’t drink water
PAST FURTURE
MALK
What about the other 0%?
Jovan Hardianto r/wooosh
The Flower Shotgun shell is the most american thing I've ever heard of
I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING...
No
Dragons breath rounds are
I know you can shoot someone AND plant flowers at the same time, what true beauty
It isnt that american
You know when you choke on food or something they say to drink water.
But what if you choke on water do they say “just have some more water” (serious question)
You can't literally choke on water other than it winds up in your windpipe and goes in your lungs , worst feeling ever or you throw up
Happened to me, actually. I was drinking water, started to choke on it, then my mom goes "drink some water!" I did, and chocked on it again. I choke a lot for come reason.
Um
Yes
Happens to me a lot lol
i thought this was r/breadstapledtotreees
what happened and why does this have so many likes
I could cry when looking at my like dislike ratio. I have so many jealous people that my videos always get way more dislikes than likes. Please don't be jealous, dear fun
@@AxxLAfriku stop self promoting.
AxxL Maybe because you self-promote
@@AxxLAfriku you censored the word stupid in your video title...
@@AxxLAfriku Please dont self promote, its like your literally bragging than being emotional and being nice. It also proves that ur like a 10 year old who began youtube just to be popular.
GioFlims: **Uploads**
Everybody: *Goes straight to the comments.*
I do that too
this is so original like omg
Dude, I swear I see you commenting generic things everywhere.
@CarrotCakeThingy mo its not a bot I checked out channel this guy has videos!
Bot
When you put bread in the toaster, toast comes out. But where does the bread go???
It get Thanos slapped and a toast appears to cover its place?
What do you expect, the toaster needs to eat to.
Toast is just their currency and their paying for their meals
The bread gets scooped and something goes into them just to make them look like toast.
To the firey pits of toaster land
@late4thegameNOW yeah It goes to the 4th dimension with the sock you lose everytime you do laundry
fun fact: the praying hands emoji was meant to show high fiving
Ik
This one 👏?
Wrong. Is the the emoji people use as "blessing" that was supposed to be high five. This one: 🙏
Nadia Cristina Borba oh yeah forgot soz just got confused
@@billnyetherussianspy4388 Isn't that the clap emoji tho?
6:44 Well technically I am scared of being alone in the dark because I have Autophobia
1:05 I don’t think Gio quite understood that joke
2:40 Not necessarily. Sometimes you scrape the old paint off, maybe even remove and replace the drywall.
Also I had to pause the video and laugh when you read 19250 as "One hundred and ninety-two fifty".
I can’t get my mind off the fact that it’s 1: 59 in the morning like come on I stay up till at least 5 o’clock ( 8:31 )
r/technicallythetruth
*You have watched either 0+ seconds or exactly 0 of this video*
yez
1:51
“Someone literally died on my flight today”
*Hmm*
Looks at date
*HMMMM*
What?
@@stallover7463 this was 4 years ago, my only assumption is that I made this because it was 9/11
3:59 the moment of truth…
i was laughing my head off and my mum walked in and stared at me confused and gave me that, “is this what my daughter does in her free time?” look. hilarious
7:55
I started screaming coronavirus in a weird voice in response.. scared the cat off my lap :c
8:21 Also, _"Rah-Rah RAS👏PU👏TIN!"_
It wouldn't be the same without the claps!
Something that’s been in my mind today is this: social studies doesn’t teach you about being social, prove me wrong
It does, it teaches you about how old people were social.
*DOOM OST BLASTS*
Me: *Reloads double barrel shotgun*
Me: What? i am just gardening.
3:06 I didn't know this. Now that I do... I'm scared
This is simultaneously both the most American way of planting flowers and the easiest way of getting shot by the cops in America
Nobody:
GioFilms: Gets more subs than me in 5 minutes than me in my 3 year youtube career.
4:15 when you place concrete powder
BRO RIGHT WHEN SCHOOL ENDED AGAIN!!
YEAHH BOIII
Its 11pm in finland lol
He uploads at the same time every day...
He uploads at 1pm
RIGHT WHEN I WAS HALFWAY THROUGH MY HOT CHOCOLATE AGAIN
what do you think this means
“Your house is burning down! You can only save one thing, what do you save?”
Homeless people: This is irrelevant.
ALL MY FAVORITE UPLOADED ALL AT THE SAME SECOND
8:25 the quiet kid has a gardening class project to make
More like the kid who has a tractor in his backyard. The quiet kid probably has a switch blade he shanks
2:00
just dive to a lower altitude and give em a sky burial by tossing them off the side.
surely you won't stall
Maths is hard. So is life. Get over it.
Agreed
Facts
@@nodle2750 math facts
At least it’s Friday (When I posted this comment)
@@tutin9930 how am I supposed to reply to this
"wow, 3 tattoos, those are pretty permanent you know."
"wow, *three animal crossing-"*
r/technicallythetruth
*You are looking at this comment right now*
yez
Fun fact: I’m blind.
It's just a truth a technically a truth is different
Incorrect, I'm having my Narrator App read it to me.
I have a huge fire 10 miles away from my house. The first minute hit home. Keep up the good work!
4:56 i was literally in that Facebook group lol
Or one that's very similar
vampire: uh yo dude can i uh, suck the orange juice nutrients out of your blood?
you wont feel a thing as long as you dont survive
2:10 THATS MY POST!!!!!
no way
For the "Your house is burning down and you can save 1 thing. What would you save?" Me: "I'd save nothing bc I'm a f-ing pyro."
"flower seed shells"
*thats violently american*
Appreciate how he crinkled paper for effect
Fun fact: Milk is literally the internal juices of a cow that people extract from them. Have fun eating that cereal you’re eating.
“It seems really excessive when you can just plant the seed in the ground”
me: this is America
0:43 he didn't censor covid-19!
5:55 Thanks for the tip!!
Pancakes for dogs why not make the dog the pancake now THATS a pandog
Xiotics
The way he says 19250 degrees at 5:59 makes me question my existence.
0:51 "I do not go because I am poor"
Mate, you're tweeting from an iPhone
R/idontusereddit
Yes I dont use Reddit ok
just bc someone has a phone dont mean they arent low-income. i understand ur point tho
I mean I'm not saying he's rich or anything
Someone: I AM GONNA DIE TODAY THERE'S AND EARTHQUAKE.
Someone dying in hospital: So am I
This is the third time you uploaded a video when I was halfway through some hot chocolate
I think this means something
I think it means you like hot chocolate
Notimportaint OBJECTION! I think it actually means
I love hot chocolate
8:40 Oh gosh, like that once scene in Pink Panther: Pink Posies
Fun fact: Most Maths teachers know maths
Mine doesn’t :)
technically, that astronaut isnt the first person to commit a crime in space.
we're on earth.
the earth is in space.
we are in space.
therefore, she isnt the first person to commit a crime in space.
I mean, it is, they aren’t lying
Fun Fact: Every time 60 minutes pass in Africa, an hour passes
5:48 Then why don’t they get vitamin D pills?
Because the pharmacy is closed at night
@@raptorm8242 then why they dont order pills online?
No. You only get vitamin D by eating stuff like oranges, but the sun spreads it and makes it actually work. If you take alot of vitamin D but don't go on the sun then you would just have an excessive amount of vitamin D on your body
Had to look you up again. Was slipping back into Reddit videos, and wanted to see my gio-to guy!
Fun fact : Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
Wife: why are you making pancakes we just ate?
The ad: *CELEBRATE ANYWHERE, CATCH UP ANYWHERE, DINE IN ANYWHERE!*
he *erased* his comment
Amazing, emotional masterpiece. So moving.
This is perfect
Can I come out of the basement now daddy eraser?
Pencil: I’m gonna FIX that BLANK! *pencil noise*
Nobody:
Gio: technically the truf
1:45 good thought or just throw them out of the plane weight reduction
6:24 theres lots of deaths in space
- among us
8:25 i am american and i can confirm this is how we do our gardening
I just throw a crumpet into some dirt and water it with tea for 8 days
@@KSPAtlas Crumpet plant.
British people are craving this beautiful new thing.
We dont at all do that
@@RobloxAciko well yes, but actually...
your comment gonna give you up
ur comment gonna let you down
@@martyblack8277 ur cringe
Did you know that if you eat a cake, You can eat it again by spitting it out and then consume it?
I was born at a very young age.
1:52 I mean unless you want the smell of someone's rotting corpse circulating in the planes vent system
Y'know a channel is slowly dying of daily viewers when the comment before me was 5 days ago
I mean he stopped posting 2 years ago so obviously there is very few People on an inactive account
Dawg, the comment was 2 years ago
@@RandomFBIguy still when it was posted he was leaving
2:49
1st grade teachers: 0.1 what? tables? chairs?
100% of people who like Gio’s videos stub their toe the next day.
*Now wait*
I surprisingly have a like 5% chance to stub my toe.
The rest 95 goes all to my other bad luck.
my man you gots like a million subs. i've been watching you for a while bro i'm so proud you be getting popular :)
Man:
“Gimme the money or I’ll shoot the hostage!”
Officer:
“Sir you won’t! This is gardening class!”
“Taddoos” -Gio 2020
I'm earlier than *insert something early"
Premature babies
@@grammynorma3545 in that case hey, he’s earlier than me! I’m a month premature 😀
Oof sorry was that tmi 😓
My crush responding to me
@@miguelbaltazar7606 u live in spain but without the s
There are more trees on earth than stars in the solar system
Deforestation: Im about to end this mans whole career
3:30 I'm embarrassed to say this, but I don't get it
The accidents cause the end of the flight
2:27 I like how he is trying to make this realistic by making paper sound
If your reading this: Stay healthy and stay strong during these times and remember we are in this together
Don't tell me what to do.
You paint the inside of a room, it gets smaller, paint the outside of the house, it gets bigger.
Quack
Yes
Man when they call the ant a dude, I screamed
r/technicallytthetruth
*This video has been given 1 view by somebody called you*
Me: I have a shotgun, so don't even try robbing me
Also me: *shoots at the ground*
The robber: Umm, what am I suppose to look at here?
Me: Ah don't mind me, I'm just planting seeds, but you STILL can't rob me
The robber: Uhh ok... I'll get going then...
Love you vids
Who tf is vids?
The entire subreddit is big brain time
The 99.999% of People who see this: *Have a good rest of ur day!*
It's 11:59 PM for me so thanks
Bot
shut-up
Spiders are the only web developers that like to find bugs.
r/technicallythetruth
*If you commented you have a youtube account*
I don't have a RUclips account
Sci- Twilight ok you dont win
I don't have one
proof
I'm actually using my dad's account and will have my own in idk years
@@martyblack8277 uh you still are using a youtube account just ur dads....
7:40 I tried that once, and I got yelled at by my parents.
Parents gotta be parents, even if they are dead...
I miss you, mom and dad
Pog
7:51 If my parents managed to mysteriously teleport into my house then I would be concerned.
6:30 *me in space digging straight down in Minecraft*
*I WIN*
(I don’t wanna go to space but if I did I’d do this- )