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7:00 i mean this just makes me mad and sad, like the whole hating each other after a certain amount of time thing is stupid and annoying, but this is 62 _years_ hes been doing this probably their whole lives together, she could have been in a happy and healthy relationship with someone who wasnt a pos for all those years
That's the fascinating thing about humans. We run slow and can't fight, but have the two braincells to poke the eyeballs like a silly Lucky Star anime girl and it's game over.
0:29 I did! I gave to a little girl an onion saying "Good evening", then shutting the door. She just said "noooo" with the saddest tone I have ever heard. 10 seconds laater I heard her parents laughing so hard through the house.
This is a true story: 6 months ago, *_I_* was homeless for a while... After a series of very unfortunate events, I had lost everything but the clothes on my back. But i kept my chin up and dug around for a solid job, i struck gold, and after nonstop hard work and climbing up the chain, 3 promotions later... Ive just bought my first house. Im only 24, i have no family (theyre all deceased) and no real friends to speak of aside from the awesome supportive ppl i met at work. *_I. Did. It._* I had built my own castle from the very stones and muck of the rock bottom i had fallen into, with nothing but my own two hands and unbreakable will. _-I was homeless, so i bought a house.-_
11:54 Every officer that carries a taser is required to be tased, to prove their effectiveness, to provide the officer with first hand experience, and to allow them to personally testify in court on the non-lethality of their taser.
There's a story of a florida man stabbing a croc in the head with a knife and the crocs still living with that knife in it's head.. Both florida man and croc are madlads
My uncle is a teacher and for Halloween, he and a couple of other teachers were going to dress as each other. But, since they all left before halloween, he and a student dressed as each other instead. The student came to school a day after breaking his leg because he was not missing out on that Halloween.
At our school, every day they send out an announcements email for all announcements that day. One day a kid replied to the email with the same email but in comic sans and everyone in the school got the email.
Pasting the Bee Movie script were it doesn't belong is still my favorite meme after all these years. Once when working on a group project in Google Docs (where multiple people can edit the same document at once) I just silently created a couple blank pages at the end and hit CTRL+V. It took hours before anyone realized the page count had jumped from 15 to 350.
4:24 Such a missed opportunity! You should have let him fight someone. Sell tickets, broadcast it somewhere, and you could have donated the money to a charity. Everyone wins!
my class once cosplayed a teacher for a sports event, and then got around the 'no terrorist cosplays for the class photo dressup' by having an explosion theme and holding up our Isis chemistry textbooks the mad lads
The real funny thing is that for the Florida man BBQ post there was an advert for "Gretel and Hansel" movie as soon as Damien finished reading the post... 1: What are the chances? 2: Damien, yous gots somes eshplainin' to do.
11:32 I have literally double that and I’m 13. They were actually memorable and real, and lasted at least 3 months, all the of them except one was 6 months.
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7:00 i mean this just makes me mad and sad, like the whole hating each other after a certain amount of time thing is stupid and annoying, but this is 62 _years_ hes been doing this probably their whole lives together, she could have been in a happy and healthy relationship with someone who wasnt a pos for all those years
Onibi Onna yeah. That is kinda sad
Ok boomer
don't make me cry
Bruh I have met boomers but this is way to much
@@arshiamaleki3999 this is not an ok boomer moment
Artists who say “drawing hands are fun” are the ones I fear the most.
Ive been sitting here for the past hour trying to draw a hand. Those are the people you respect.
Those are mad lads
Yeah
They’re either masochists or absolute legends
Hands are easy, feet on the other hand..
Damien: **reads post**
Damien:
Damien: **makes joke**
Also Damien: **W H E E Z E**
Hmmm... that's gonna be the replacement for the fan art that I lost.
I agree
Weezey
you're the white version of me
Ok boomer
Crocodile: This child seems harmless enough. Time for some free lunch!
11-year-old girl: [BFG DIVISION INTENSIFIES]
I appreciate your reference \m/
*Doom has entered the battle*
Croc: ah crap
**hardcore music**
That's the fascinating thing about humans. We run slow and can't fight, but have the two braincells to poke the eyeballs like a silly Lucky Star anime girl and it's game over.
*RIP AND TEAR*
The 11 yr old Zimbabwe girl didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose her and she rose to the challenge!
It's RIP and TEAR
Ik this is completely unrelated but oh my god your channel icon
Silvato!!!
Oh hi I’ve seen you before
@@SockHiggins ewww
8:36 is the most perfectly cut screams I've ever heard, great job to whoever edited that part
"Man do i love nuts"
-Damien (november 2019)
"So far it's worked, he doesn't come"
Ok boomer
Parth Desai
*mission failed, we’ll get em next time*
@@markkempis3777 omg yes
macaDamien nuts
That kid is the strong female protagonist we all need.
ok boomer
Ok feminist
Ok zoomer
Ok boomer
She literally scooped the eye out of a fucking gator for the sake of her friend. That's fucking heroic.
12:07 "hands are very fun to draw"
And very arousing too
-Kira Yoshikage
8:36
That "Nooo" is the equivalent to Life of Boris saying "Noo" after seeing his circle shaped rocket explode in KSP
0:29 I did! I gave to a little girl an onion saying "Good evening", then shutting the door. She just said "noooo" with the saddest tone I have ever heard. 10 seconds laater I heard her parents laughing so hard through the house.
What a madlad
._.
You absolute lad
*YOU ABSOLUTE LAD*
My man's such a mad lad that he made it into a video
Wtf
"Not gonna lie, Ursula Ariel looking pretty good"
*[ confused screaming ]*
*U N Z I P S P A N T S*
Alex Kaplan r/CursedComments
@@alexkaplan6581 stay strong, it's No Nut November
69 likes... nice
They are both Ariel Ursula
2:20
Nobody:
11-year old girl: *your eyes, hand them over*
Croc: I didn't need em anyways
That sound like.
r/entitled children
Random Fact: I'm 11
Real Fact: I know that no one cares but it's worth a shot
@@Seraphyyx so am I
@@Seraphyyx sO aM I
I can just imagine his neighbors just hearing *I JUST CAUGHT A FREAKING DEER* out of nowhere-
Commenting to remind you of that time you spelled “deer” wrong 💜
@@JackdawFeathers it was 3 years ago 😭😭😭😭 PLEASE
8:38
OkBoomerifgay: *speaks words*
Guy(or girl idk): Ok boomer
Me: * laughs in lesbian * OK BOOMER, your feeble-minded words do nothing to me.
Ok Zoomer
Laughs is likes female
your*
Techno Spyform1 Thank you, I didn’t notice that! Happy pride month btw 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
OkBoomerifstraight
Teacher: You're weak!
Student: I'm you...
@matisse beck ok boomer
@@wayne7497 ok boomer
ok boomer
ok boomer
Ok boomer
This is a true story:
6 months ago, *_I_* was homeless for a while... After a series of very unfortunate events, I had lost everything but the clothes on my back.
But i kept my chin up and dug around for a solid job, i struck gold, and after nonstop hard work and climbing up the chain, 3 promotions later...
Ive just bought my first house.
Im only 24, i have no family (theyre all deceased) and no real friends to speak of aside from the awesome supportive ppl i met at work.
*_I. Did. It._*
I had built my own castle from the very stones and muck of the rock bottom i had fallen into, with nothing but my own two hands and unbreakable will.
_-I was homeless, so i bought a house.-_
O
K
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This is America
yub cult leader you missed an o there pal
Me: Where is Damien
EmKay: Here he is
Me: *sobs in happy*
Damien: “OkayBoomerIfGa-Nooooooooooooooo”
The kid who cosplayed his teacher looks like what my teacher would have looked like at his age
That 11 year old is me when the slightest inconvenience happens
Fight or flight
Wait- NO- WHY ARE YOU GOUGING YOUR’ PARENT’S EYES OUT- NO I’LL GIVE YOU BACK THR IPAD PLeaAse
Ok boomer
A question are you german
Flufii weird flex but ok
"Mittens is NOT chicken. SHE'S A CAT!" - Em Kay
*emkay
@matisse beck who me
Ok 100 year old fossil
Ok BOOMER
ok boomer
okboomerifgay: 8:35
Emkay: *Gasps* NOOOOOOOOOO-
Im glad someone commented this XD
Yes
Me: Ok toddler
The 9 year old who fought the gator be living in an anime
*^ 11
11
*11
11 (I put the 1 before the 1 instead of after)
@@biggchonk1905 w h a t
Kid also cosplayed as the teacher at my school. Shaved his head and everything
what a fucking mad lad
random guy yeah, apparently he went to the coach’s house and the coach’s wife cut his hair. It’s a weird story
@@randomguy5178 it could've been better if u just said r/mad lad
The fan art was the Emkay God in ancient Roman times, wearing a toga.
ok boomer
Shut up, he's right
@@Venyamira ok boomer
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
10:19
"This is a look into my direct future"
The future when Damien plays "Halo" after getting nutty time is one we all desperately need to see
8:13
Damien: whispers " 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒆𝒂𝒕 "
Video: 𝚊 𝚍 𝚍
Me: ｗ ｈ ｅ ｅ ｚ ｅ
Oh sorry it says "Let him eat" in a font
how did u get that font
Servant of AEIE An app
Everyone: "Spells offence as "ofense"
Damien: "Spells offence as "Aw fence"
11:54 Every officer that carries a taser is required to be tased, to prove their effectiveness, to provide the officer with first hand experience, and to allow them to personally testify in court on the non-lethality of their taser.
1:30 Peasants! I’m out here watching RUclips on a Gameboy Advanced
Chiaki Nanami approves this comment peasant I’m watching it on a nokia 1209
Pleb, I'm watching youtube through a complex system of smoke signals, step up to my level
Nah I’m commenting on this using my oven
MADLAAAD
😂😂😂
damien: "okay boomer is engineered to be the most devestating blow to a boomer" okay boomer.
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
2:19 Florida Man: Are you challenging me?
Like Father like Daughter
There's a story of a florida man stabbing a croc in the head with a knife and the crocs still living with that knife in it's head.. Both florida man and croc are madlads
@@bakainu3559 cRoC tHE sHoE bRAnD???
@@colorfulchaos3913crocodile (°ロ°)
Florida man: OH YEAH?!?
*eats a child molester*
My uncle is a teacher and for Halloween, he and a couple of other teachers were going to dress as each other. But, since they all left before halloween, he and a student dressed as each other instead. The student came to school a day after breaking his leg because he was not missing out on that Halloween.
damien is such a pure hearted being, he deserves it all
I've cosplayed my teacher before.
No one in my school will ever forget it now.
My teacher was a guy.
I'm a girl.
Oh no, a girl wearing dude’s clothes. How will they ever recover. You’re TRULY a madlad, absolutely MENTAL, golly
*Oh.*
Uhm okay?
He wh-what??
*jaw drops to the ground* *eyes pop out of head* a-a boy???
bruh
That beginning one of the teacher cosplay was my math and physics teacher back in high school, it was funny to see him in one your thumbnails!
No one laughed harder at his jokes than himself
Yes but actually no
Hey buddy explain me what the "but" in your username means
8:38
That damn squeal nearly killed me
5:14
I realised that that was Shayne Topp after the message was read
I just love Damien's laugh so much
8:17
aS SOON AS DAMIEN SAID “let him eat” IT CUT INTO AN AD SKSKSK
EDITING YOUR COMMENT REMOVES THE HEART YOU DUMB FUCK.
@@kazuichisoudaapprovesthisc9196 ok boomer
@@kazuichisoudaapprovesthisc9196 ok boomer
I think we have met in a social media once
@@chara2416
h u h ?
Ursula got me feeling some type of way...
Same...
**giggles in Cupid** *oops*
I think ur looking for the word aroused
9:03 Die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
The saxophone one. As someone who has trauma from alto saxophones, they’re just plain old freaking loud. My ears still hurt
Video:
*Sees madlad title*
Me: *this is gonna be a fun ride*
Muhammad Baqir the video saw the mad lad title lmao
@@oranges13 i did an oopsie. Dont we all?
Muhammad Baqir true but edit it out
ok boom box
THAT FIRST ONE WITH COSPLAYING MY TEACHER IS A CLASSMATE OF MINE
@Vicki Gotschall I plan on it
MADLAD
Hug him for me
@@tanzkoyolforever7743 not going to lie hes an ass and a white supremacist
@@golden4689 oof
Just subbed a few minutes earlier and what do you know, damien blasts me with a new vid. Wasn't disappointed. 👌
Oh boy youre gonna enjoy this channel
Enjoy your free trial of heaven
Have fun. You wont regret this, at least until r/cursedcomments
@@aceampora6012 i mean cursed comments is my favourite sub
Aw man, I’ve never had Damien blast ME... lucky
As a Redditor I am all for this new EmKay religion.
At our school, every day they send out an announcements email for all announcements that day. One day a kid replied to the email with the same email but in comic sans and everyone in the school got the email.
7:56 that's ASL for love and I believe it's also the same in BSL
There was this kid in my school who was the greatest madlad.
He shat all over the toilet floor and started writing with it all over the toilet seat.
Okay Boomer
Legend says these mad lads could save humanity
It's not that they could
It's that they will
Ok boomer
@@NardoNotWick yeah i love u too no homo
4:05 “that isn’t a dare, that’s Tuesday!”
10:32 Tbh he said homeless but not poor so technically he's right
Dog: *exists*
Damian: *PET IT*
@Toast Fan Boy ok ok boomer
6:09 Wait isn't that the "Your mom calls me Subway 'cause I got a footlong" guy in the profile pic!????
It truly is
DAMIENS DISAPPEARING HIS DEPRESSION IS GETTING TO HIM
OH GOD OH HECC
SUPPLY THE MEMES
1:03 Emkay: I can watch optical illusions all day
Me watches for 5 seconds and feels like throwing up: you absolute madlad
6:32 My dog is named Kitty. She's a Great Dane/New Foundland mix. She's gonna be a tall doggo
Damien: 'I'd like to like my partner'
Me: ok boomer
OK ZOOMER
Zokay oomer
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly...
Damien is bacc!
*bacc
The washing machine thing made me laugh, hands are hard to draw
q9
2:25 that person was not born there, they were born in flordia
IM SORRY WAIT, HE SAID OKAY BOOMER AND MY GOOGLE WENT OFF WHAT THE HECKIN HECK
That meme all started because of our own government (NZ)
08:16
"Let him eat" lmao 😂😂
Lol, I have an image of my friend cosplaying my teacher. I had a panic attack when I saw the first post
10:14 master chief: we are finnished here cortana
he looks awfully young tho, I´m concerned.
Ok boomer
I just would nut while playing she can clean it
Valentin Andreas Wartmann are you familiar with teens, like, at all? I genuinely think someone was pregnant by 13 in my old school.
Pasting the Bee Movie script were it doesn't belong is still my favorite meme after all these years. Once when working on a group project in Google Docs (where multiple people can edit the same document at once) I just silently created a couple blank pages at the end and hit CTRL+V. It took hours before anyone realized the page count had jumped from 15 to 350.
Free replays of Damian as a cat
8:39
8:39
8:39
8:39
12:16
Damian: *sees joke* meh
Damian: *makes joke* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Wheeze*
8:28
The Boomers are actually evolving, we’re in trouble now
Hey fellow purple pokemon
3:11 EmKay you don’t understand, she had her tweets deleted
I was drinking sprite upside down while watching this and I laughed so hard that I spit it out everywhere
7:20 dude im not kidding this was happening at my school too
Anyone: says boomer
Me: has Gears of War flashbacks
BOOM!
Anyone: says boomer
Me: *thinks of Jar Jar Binks saying, "Mesa no have a booma!"*
You know the word “Joke”
If you say it, theres a joe
Who's Joe?
@@xquo2714 Joe Jenkins
Joe mama
Damien from Emkay: "I want to like my partner." Ok boomer
Ok fossil
Whatever you say veteran
The cat's name at 6:36 is Lancelot. The channel that posted the video is Helpful Vancouver Vet
"OkBoomerIfGay" is the funniest reverse card I've seen in a bit.
0:34 One time I got a hot dog for halloween ,and it looked like a finger ,and it was cold...
I still ate it
Why are we not listening to Damiens stories. He is the maddest lad
Florida man barbecues child molester
Me: let the man go, it’s disgusting but he’s a hero
4:24 Such a missed opportunity! You should have let him fight someone. Sell tickets, broadcast it somewhere, and you could have donated the money to a charity. Everyone wins!
Damien's laughter is truly maniacal
I haven't felt the power of being early, so this is how it feels?
Jake4 _YT ok BOOMER
@@alexsim1500 Unless he a mutated being that yells boom before shooting a rocket launcher then he ain't no Boomer I know of XD
@@souldominator128 we found one boys
@@brycemason3967 I was making a joke out of a character from a video game...
@@souldominator128 we all know gears
Me: *Sees Shayne Topp’s tweet.
Shane?! What are you doing in r/madlads?!
q9
What even is that?
@@donalwelch9400 q9
boomer: **breathes**
Others: OK BOOMER LMAO
Ok Boomer
Boomers: *triggerd*
Ok boomer
@@Rainbow__cookie let them be
triggered
Ok boomer
my class once cosplayed a teacher for a sports event, and then got around the 'no terrorist cosplays for the class photo dressup' by having an explosion theme and holding up our Isis chemistry textbooks
the mad lads
The real funny thing is that for the Florida man BBQ post there was an advert for "Gretel and Hansel" movie as soon as Damien finished reading the post...
1: What are the chances?
2: Damien, yous gots somes eshplainin' to do.
Dude, you should have the fanart eye-hand as your profile pic now.
Them like counters tho no way in 5 minutes
"love da boob window" -Damien 2019
I love the idea of refuting a parking ticket using "trial by combat" lmao
0:00
Emkay: Laughing at how funny it is
The user: *Leaving the EU*
This is the earliest I've ever been
Not to brag or anything
Ok Boomer
What's a boomer?
Just got ban from the discord for asking for an opinion on a design 😎
Grape Daily cool?
Wut. Why?
Duc187 because asking for opinions is advertising apparently 😳
well that's stupid
@@GrapeDaily companys are retarted
5:42 LMAO he peed on his gf
Telling to stop a meme or trend will just extends its life by years.
11:32 I have literally double that and I’m 13. They were actually memorable and real, and lasted at least 3 months, all the of them except one was 6 months.