r/facepalm Best Posts #27

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 года назад +3056

    "Bill Gates still isn't Batman"
    *That's what Bill Gates wants you to think*

  • @danny_jg
    @danny_jg 4 года назад +522

    5:21 She's obviously talking about Shrek

    • @Ethan5I5
      @Ethan5I5 4 года назад +14

      I was saying to myself "Unless the guy you are referring to is Shrek I think you messed up."

    • @memetasticy883
      @memetasticy883 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/aBcpuNC8WyE/видео.html

    • @pedrochagas9903
      @pedrochagas9903 4 года назад +2

      EXACLY! That's what I thought, it is Shrek!

    • @MistakennJ
      @MistakennJ 4 года назад +2

      meme tasticy haha, nobody asked, get reported for advertising spam

    • @Madeeha_shinkoko
      @Madeeha_shinkoko 4 года назад +5

      Not to ruin the meme or anything but I think that's a book called "the so g of Achilles" and the qoute dif infact refer to the skin being green or yellowish, anyway I'll now leave and hopefully no one will crucify me for ruining the joke

  • @shindagaming7011
    @shindagaming7011 4 года назад +928

    “His skin was the color of just pressed olive oil”
    I think they were describing shrek........

  • @grandmaashley
    @grandmaashley 4 года назад +2812

    grandma approved

    • @leatherchicken2445
      @leatherchicken2445 4 года назад +128

      thank you grandma ashley

    • @havikso
      @havikso 4 года назад +82

      Thanks grandma also please make me some of your great cookies

    • @slapboi5161
      @slapboi5161 4 года назад +46

      That’s how u know this is good

    • @bxsstrd
      @bxsstrd 4 года назад +16

      Yay

    • @Sage_Plant
      @Sage_Plant 4 года назад +18

      Thank you grandma

  • @izjusme9504
    @izjusme9504 4 года назад +420

    "his skin was the colour of just pressed olives"
    *All star starts playing in the background*

  • @PotCat151
    @PotCat151 4 года назад +155

    4:41 does she know that elephants can kill people with just one step and that person is dead. It actually happened to a couple people who have wronged them

    • @SunlightCovenant
      @SunlightCovenant 4 года назад +1

      Ok?

    • @someweirdotubbs3940
      @someweirdotubbs3940 4 года назад +2

      But only if you wrong them.

    • @PotCat151
      @PotCat151 4 года назад +2

      Tathena Tubbs yeah they are nice creatures but they can be very dangerous

    • @someweirdotubbs3940
      @someweirdotubbs3940 4 года назад +2

      Pokebest Offical funny story:
      Hunter: *shoots elephant.*
      Hunter: *goes to see if it’s dead.*
      Elephant: *falls and crushes hunter, killing him instantly.*
      The end.

    • @secretguys9469
      @secretguys9469 4 года назад +1

      Tathena Tubbs Man the guy chose a horrible Career

  • @MrPasta317
    @MrPasta317 4 года назад +247

    Gio at 5:35 : I’ve never seen anybody with that skin.
    There sure is here are some: Shrek, the gecko from the Gieco commercials , hulk , and Murdoc Niccals.

    • @jakey2430
      @jakey2430 4 года назад +6

      How about the aliens from Toy Story?

    • @FoxBoii
      @FoxBoii 4 года назад +1

      Or Zuke from No Straight Roads?

    • @exittheflorpus7354
      @exittheflorpus7354 4 года назад +4

      invader zim too

    • @sentane8031
      @sentane8031 4 года назад +1

      maybe that was one of my son's novels idk

    • @luck7302
      @luck7302 4 года назад +1

      @@sentane8031 giorno has novels?

  • @gamerwizard69
    @gamerwizard69 4 года назад +37

    The olive one was already explained by the author of the book. It was a reference to how ancient authors described color using words we deemed odd like Homer calling the ocean wine colored.

    • @layzerlovers
      @layzerlovers 3 года назад +2

      That's nice! No more facepalm!

  • @wee3609
    @wee3609 4 года назад +226

    When your video is grandma approved, you know it’s a good video

    • @sotamboys6409
      @sotamboys6409 4 года назад +1

      The coolest I will defeat I will defeat Justin Y. He is here

    • @wee3609
      @wee3609 4 года назад +1

      I know he is here I commented on his comment

    • @grandmaashley
      @grandmaashley 4 года назад +15

      grandma approved

    • @foxxpenguin3036
      @foxxpenguin3036 4 года назад +1

      Ooooh

    • @Xetheon
      @Xetheon 4 года назад +2

      This is the ultimate crossover comment

  • @DamienTheOkay
    @DamienTheOkay 4 года назад +158

    5:36 “I’ve never seen someone with that color of skin”
    Me: I know someone: *SHREK*

  • @funwithchristina563
    @funwithchristina563 4 года назад +77

    6:21 yeah, I was like 9 when this stopped? I miss it every day. Then again, now I only watch anime which you can't get this experience from in America.

    • @funwithchristina563
      @funwithchristina563 4 года назад +2

      So, guess who just remembered their TV has a freaking anime channel as well as a _second_ one just for Naruto!? My TV is freaking badass!

    • @kevinshin4354
      @kevinshin4354 4 года назад +1

      Mad envious right now XD

    • @funwithchristina563
      @funwithchristina563 4 года назад +1

      @@kevinshin4354 yeah, its some sort of plug in, I forget what. Comes with a Minecraft animations channel too.

    • @bin6549
      @bin6549 4 года назад +2

      @@funwithchristina563 W H A T

    • @funwithchristina563
      @funwithchristina563 4 года назад +1

      @@bin6549 ik!

  • @robbie5899
    @robbie5899 4 года назад +70

    8:17 HE SAID IT. HE SAID THE DEMONITIZATION WORD.

    • @thischannelwillbedeletedve460
      @thischannelwillbedeletedve460 4 года назад +5

      *he betrayed us*

    • @labratboygirl
      @labratboygirl 4 года назад +10

      youtube censoring "covid" is the stupidest thing ever tbh

    • @ElainesMakingVids
      @ElainesMakingVids 4 года назад +4

      @@labratboygirl they do that so that people will get demonitized when they spread fake stuff about the pandemic

    • @labratboygirl
      @labratboygirl 4 года назад +3

      @@ElainesMakingVids ok that's reasonable

    • @octotalks3857
      @octotalks3857 4 года назад +1

      RUclips: Impossible...

  • @aH00man
    @aH00man 4 года назад +26

    5:36
    Gio: I've never seen someone with that color of skin
    Shrek: Am I a joke to you?

  • @sillydkitty
    @sillydkitty 4 года назад +28

    "Bill gates is not batman"
    *Ok good, nobody has found out*

    • @imskiiet
      @imskiiet 4 года назад +1

      *we should start a cult on this*

    • @sillydkitty
      @sillydkitty 4 года назад +1

      Yes the ussr shreck bill gates batman cult

  • @bmn
    @bmn 4 года назад +23

    it was probably a goosebumps book or something thats why it was blacked out, and if you saw the rest it would make sense.

  • @FBI-qd1wk
    @FBI-qd1wk 4 года назад +553

    If you’re homeless just buy a home

    • @Christmasmoose714
      @Christmasmoose714 4 года назад +32

      Wow. I didn’t think bout that

    • @alaynarania2787
      @alaynarania2787 4 года назад +14

      Christmasmoose 2 _Same here_

    • @dragonfli1023
      @dragonfli1023 4 года назад +14

      omg me neither so smart

    • @beautifulmeeses
      @beautifulmeeses 4 года назад +10

      You're a hero.

    • @ryleyo7675
      @ryleyo7675 4 года назад +10

      Hate to be that guy, but that's kinda stolen. Look at his previous facepalm thumbnail

  • @coolpichu264
    @coolpichu264 4 года назад +62

    8:31
    Why tho, just why would you do that!?!?

    • @lor4504
      @lor4504 4 года назад +4

      Views and "internet fame"

    • @wafflevomit
      @wafflevomit 4 года назад +2

      @@lor4504 Social Media in a Nutshell

    • @peachypunchy
      @peachypunchy 4 года назад +2

      I was listening to this whilst filing my nails
      I feel disgusted. Imagine the debris from the vile getting into your mouth 🤮🤮

    • @epic-user-handle-83
      @epic-user-handle-83 4 года назад

      @@peachypunchy 😋😋😋

    • @lamborghin1rami598
      @lamborghin1rami598 4 года назад

      @HotTrash keep it up man

  • @luigidapro9871
    @luigidapro9871 4 года назад +75

    This time,grandpa approved.

  • @ciaraqueallycq
    @ciaraqueallycq 4 года назад +98

    The seventy people who disliked are people who's skin is olive coloured

  • @Abstract_zx
    @Abstract_zx 4 года назад +15

    0:29
    do people realize the OP was talking about jeff bezos, not bill gates, and that the comments were talking about bill gates, not jeff bezos, they are *2 different people*

  • @SparkVulpa
    @SparkVulpa 4 года назад +5

    You've improved a lot, Gio. A year or so ago, I couldn't stand how you were just an uneducated version of Sorrow TV with an annoying laughter, but now you really have a character of your own.
    Keep up the great content.

  • @plantimations1232
    @plantimations1232 4 года назад +23

    The reality hit these people so hard that they got a concussion.

  • @mediocreted8223
    @mediocreted8223 4 года назад +33

    6:30 bro the ads were so long on the channels we watched you could take a shower and come back
    AND THERE WILL STILL BE ADS

  • @1asieeek
    @1asieeek 4 года назад +28

    5:26 what about Shrek?

  • @vicproductions7420
    @vicproductions7420 4 года назад +6

    5:21
    "His skin was the color of just-pressed olive..."
    Ah yes, Shrek.

  • @helixez310
    @helixez310 4 года назад +196

    Who else loves Gio’s Karen Voice

  • @commercialchase8442
    @commercialchase8442 4 года назад +8

    If you ever feel like you're dumb, just know that when I was seven and obsessed with Terraria, I saw a purple bush and thought it was the Corruption.

    • @filipfilip1507
      @filipfilip1507 3 года назад

      Me who never played Terraria: that's like people who think shiny pokemon are glitches
      Yeah I know it's some boss or something like that idk tbh

  • @Nakana.
    @Nakana. 4 года назад +59

    Justin Y. has commented before i even watched the video.

    • @BLACKMAMBA-og1lf
      @BLACKMAMBA-og1lf 4 года назад +1

      You 53 mins
      Justin 59 mins
      Yeah, you are but I still don't know why he got more likes....

    • @snipermask6818
      @snipermask6818 4 года назад +2

      @@BLACKMAMBA-og1lf thats cuz he's justin y
      Hope that explains :)

  • @sergioabrb
    @sergioabrb 4 года назад +4

    What upsets me about 2:40 is not the comment but the fact that the woman is wearing socks with different colours

  • @miniongeorge60
    @miniongeorge60 Год назад +1

    1:31 this one is something called an inner monologue where it’s like a voice that narrates what your thinking. For example, if there is a voice reading this sentence for you; you have an inner monologue

  • @Gluxess
    @Gluxess 4 года назад +7

    *Commenting salute of every Giofilms video.*
    *Salute*

  • @spoigbober
    @spoigbober 3 года назад +2

    Even after you stopped making videos, you appear on my recommended. That means that I still watch videos like yours. I miss your videos but it's your decision and your're are one of the best RUclipsrs I know (:

  • @splendidarttt2418
    @splendidarttt2418 3 года назад +5

    There was this streamer lady that streamed everything. (True story) She said she was seeing trolls, so she went to the psychiatrist about it. It ended up being internet trolls.

  • @Gameknight2169
    @Gameknight2169 3 года назад +2

    “She thought that she was the only person that could think” is basically me whenever I’m playing ANY online game and it’s hilarious.

  • @doctorbaby68
    @doctorbaby68 4 года назад +22

    next step to reaching success: climb the mountain of explosives

  • @FanFictionneer
    @FanFictionneer 4 года назад +1

    5:36 Literally the colour of Shrek XD Imagine running into someone with natural Shrek-like skin in real life...

  • @caesar7734
    @caesar7734 4 года назад +15

    3:00 Yes there is, they will have a higher chance if being diabetic and that is not a good thing

    • @wyvern_legends839
      @wyvern_legends839 4 года назад

      There’s a reason this has no likes other then your own

    • @mongoose9851
      @mongoose9851 4 года назад +4

      Idiot: _ThEreS A rEaSon ThIS hAs No LiKeS oThEr ThAn YoUr OwN_ 😘

    • @theKathyinacone
      @theKathyinacone 4 года назад +8

      I believe that being over weight can cause problems, but I think you should encourage them to make healthy choices instead of kicking them out

    • @whoisanarnb
      @whoisanarnb 4 года назад +3

      There is nothing wrong with being a little fat tho

  • @MixZTitaniumDubstep
    @MixZTitaniumDubstep 4 года назад +1

    8:33 I already know that a nail file can cause permanent damage, as I myself have a permanent scratch on one from when I got bored as a teenager and started scraping it with a thumb tack.

  • @stariixi.official
    @stariixi.official 4 года назад +7

    "His skin was the colour of just pressed olive"
    uh
    Gio theres oil there too xDDD

  • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
    @ARCtheCartoonMaster 4 года назад +3

    1:15 Hey, it’s a metaphor for how there’s always an easier way if you try!
    5:37 So this person is describing Shrek, then.
    7:32 This lady is basically Andy from _Little Britain_ , but in reverse.

  • @challtheone6898
    @challtheone6898 4 года назад +8

    just pressed olive oil skin....
    SHREK

  • @milanvekaria8544
    @milanvekaria8544 4 года назад +2

    Well this is an amazing vid GioFilms.Thanks for cheering me up over the lockdown period.thank you for these amazing vids

    • @cassyofchaos
      @cassyofchaos 4 года назад +1

      Hey please stay safe!
      I got sick and its horrible having to drive clear of your best friends.

  • @ioanwheneverifeellikeit2154
    @ioanwheneverifeellikeit2154 4 года назад +14

    Bill Gates isn't batman
    THATS WHAT HE WANT YOU TO THINK🤣

  • @tabzaofficial
    @tabzaofficial 3 года назад +2

    Gio: Being overweight is fine
    Also Gio: *Laughs at someone calling somebody fat*

  • @tfw_sean
    @tfw_sean 4 года назад +29

    But it’s Shrek with green pressed olives maybe they were talking about him?

    • @1leon000
      @1leon000 3 года назад

      Me trying to read your username:
      *_å_*

  • @Henrex2000
    @Henrex2000 4 года назад +5

    5:37 they are talking about Shrek

  • @francishosein5244
    @francishosein5244 4 года назад +3

    5:36 there is someone with that skin
    *SHREK*

  • @TheAlphaTeamPlays
    @TheAlphaTeamPlays 4 года назад +1

    6:40 most live TV lets you pause for like, half an hour at least

  • @rektvolcano9414
    @rektvolcano9414 4 года назад +3

    5:37 we all have seen that. His name is mike wazowski.

  • @jackgibsonfirstalt
    @jackgibsonfirstalt 4 года назад +4

    1:05 who the hell climbs the steps on a ladder, just hold the sides xD

  • @eniix4681
    @eniix4681 4 года назад +8

    Imagine disliking a video without watching it.

  • @notserp1836
    @notserp1836 3 года назад +2

    The finale of the r/facepalm

  • @ilycrumb_
    @ilycrumb_ 4 года назад +3

    5:30
    They are talking about SHREK

  • @astrocat3434
    @astrocat3434 4 года назад +1

    All i can imagine is Bill Gates in the bat suit leaping around buildings whispering "I'm Batman".

    • @c3lxtia124
      @c3lxtia124 4 года назад

      Meanwhile I'm remembering everybody hates chris.

  • @ImNotSmashy
    @ImNotSmashy 4 года назад +16

    epic as always

  • @XYZ_is_taken
    @XYZ_is_taken 4 года назад +6

    The skin was the color of pressed olive I think he was talking about shrek

  • @frogoverlord3471
    @frogoverlord3471 4 года назад +4

    2:15
    I mean I would instantly fall off because I dont have a partner

  • @MathematicalVoid
    @MathematicalVoid 4 года назад +1

    That elephant one reminds me of that bit from SpongeBob where SpongeBob blows an elephant-shaped bubble, and Patrick laughs and says "It's a giraffe!" Except, you know, in reverse.

    • @ongakuwotabeta
      @ongakuwotabeta 2 года назад

      Yeah, I think that’s the joke. Whoever posted in facepalm and the tweet reply deserves the r/woooosh treatment

  • @Beosmth
    @Beosmth 4 года назад +5

    1:35 she’s actually the only person in the world with the ability to not have a mind

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 года назад +1

    (6:30) When I was young (like 15 to 25 years ago), we had no ads on the children's TV, so I couldn't do this.

  • @h-Films
    @h-Films 4 года назад +4

    5:24
    it says olive OIL, a skinlike color, not olive.

  • @DaRealTT
    @DaRealTT 2 года назад +2

    8:58 boy be looking like he’s stuck in a saw trap in that second picture

  • @lunathedumpsterfire
    @lunathedumpsterfire 4 года назад +5

    5:21
    Gio: I’ve never seen someone with that color of skin-
    Shrek, Mike Wazowski, and Murdoc: *_Am I a joke to you?_*

  • @DE23
    @DE23 3 года назад

    6:38 my TV let's me pause live tv, it works like a RUclips Livestream where you're behind live unless you fast forward it.

  • @Mo3theSos
    @Mo3theSos 4 года назад +6

    4:46 y’all never seen a giraffe?

    • @mahranislam3554
      @mahranislam3554 4 года назад

      Ok

    • @furbymations1159
      @furbymations1159 4 года назад +1

      This used to say "I'll edit this after I watch this"

    • @mahranislam3554
      @mahranislam3554 4 года назад

      @@furbymations1159 No it said "Who else is a girafe in 2020 xD, lake if you agere 😂😂😂"

    • @furbymations1159
      @furbymations1159 4 года назад

      @@mahranislam3554 what are you talking about?

    • @mahranislam3554
      @mahranislam3554 4 года назад

      @@furbymations1159 shhhhh no one will know after its edited

  • @ryanfrisby7389
    @ryanfrisby7389 4 года назад +1

    Awesome video Gio!😹

  • @sadishradish4084
    @sadishradish4084 4 года назад +3

    5:22, She's talking about Murdoc Niccals

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 года назад +2

    (4:15) That's actually not how the perspective of no-curve works. You can't see the curve because you're _on_ the sphere, and the horizon is the furthest you can see around yourself, which has nothing to do with the size of the sphere. The tennis ball is viewed from the side, therefore you do see the curve, which also has nothing to do with the size of the sphere. If you view earth from the side (like from the moon), you do see it curve like the tennis ball. If you view the horizon from on to of the tennis ball (although you need a tiny camera, you don't see the curve.
    If the earth was flat, the horizon would still look the same (we could just see further). If you travel up far enough, you'll see that it's a disc in both cases. A sphere would reveal more around the horizon as you travel up (proving that it's a sphere), but the horizon will still look the same.

  • @hifzurrahman3457
    @hifzurrahman3457 4 года назад +5

    5:36 : i have never seen someone with that colour skin
    *sad shrek noises*

  • @xmel0dy318
    @xmel0dy318 4 года назад +1

    1:02 Whoever tried to blur put the name failed epically.

  • @t1_dripzyt
    @t1_dripzyt 4 года назад +3

    0:50 I am Nigerian and o hate the way Africa is thought of as a while and btw there are countries on it too were aren't all starving btw 😑

  • @Sailorer
    @Sailorer 4 года назад +2

    5:22 it says oil on the next line

  • @justasentientmclarenp1879
    @justasentientmclarenp1879 4 года назад +18

    Bill Gates : Bruce Wayne
    Elon Musk : Tony Stark

  • @_apsis
    @_apsis 4 года назад +2

    5:15 then we need to build the Twoover Dam

  • @alefokao
    @alefokao 4 года назад +7

    Oh well, it's fun while it lasted. :(

  • @obinchi2371
    @obinchi2371 4 года назад +2

    7:31 I think I saw this in a r/nicegirls video year ago

    • @sergioabrb
      @sergioabrb 4 года назад

      Congrats, you've discovered reposts

  • @0zz_b0zz72
    @0zz_b0zz72 4 года назад +3

    GREAT VID

  • @FrostDeino
    @FrostDeino 4 года назад +1

    That ladder of success image looks so painful. Please flip it

  • @TalentedTailgater
    @TalentedTailgater 4 года назад +4

    We will miss you

  • @donutmasterjim
    @donutmasterjim 4 года назад +1

    3:00 thank you I really needed that

  • @nitronick5416
    @nitronick5416 4 года назад +5

    Was good 6 ppl

  • @nightlighty9684
    @nightlighty9684 3 года назад +1

    “His skin was the colour of just-pressed olive”
    Me: *shrek*

  • @squirrelking4795
    @squirrelking4795 4 года назад +4

    2:23 maybe because you don't have a girlfriend?

  • @joe-lq6jz
    @joe-lq6jz 4 года назад +2

    2:16 that's actually a lake of sulfuric acid. if her partner lets her go she'll get freaking molten.

  • @luxeong
    @luxeong 4 года назад +5

    BRO 58 SECONDS AGO HOW

  • @YasashiNoKage
    @YasashiNoKage 4 года назад +1

    4:44 Well, she's not wrong. Remember when Patrick look at a giraffe shaped bubble?

  • @NTRBLX
    @NTRBLX 4 года назад +9

    hi

  • @gamer708886
    @gamer708886 4 года назад +1

    7:55 They missed the point. It's not specifically using a stethoscope it was using what was on hand to solve a problem. O-O

  • @skeftz9878
    @skeftz9878 4 года назад +12

    I want more likes than Justin Y. comment

  • @zombieman34
    @zombieman34 4 года назад

    4:45 remember the time in spongebob where Patrick called an elephant bubble a giraffe. Maybe she was playing off of that and calling the giraffe and elephant

  • @okay4615
    @okay4615 4 года назад +30

    this is a comment

  • @jtgamer108
    @jtgamer108 2 года назад +1

    "Congratulations.. you played yourself."

  • @B3ARDOWNPROD
    @B3ARDOWNPROD 4 года назад +7

    Heh I wish mine could be in here

  • @hat_crab4600
    @hat_crab4600 3 года назад

    that little giggle is what keeps me alive lol

  • @theduduleetm
    @theduduleetm 4 года назад +4

    Holy smokes im very early

  • @fluffycatgaming5775
    @fluffycatgaming5775 3 года назад +2

    6:45 …but… isn’t live TV still popular?

  • @SlyStarling
    @SlyStarling 4 года назад +2

    Love the content man keep it up

  • @ryanjapan3113
    @ryanjapan3113 4 года назад +2

    0:22 I mean they’re not wrong though (though it would be better to just Tax them then trust them to help solve societies problems).

  • @nova-cw5oo
    @nova-cw5oo 4 года назад +1

    Gio: I have never seen anyone with that colour of skin.
    Zuke: *am I a joke to you?*

  • @kudrzyk
    @kudrzyk 4 года назад +1

    6:19
    Dont weep for the stupid, youll be crying all day.