r/NeckBeards | “Females”

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @darkunykorn404
    @darkunykorn404 Год назад +101

    I'll become an "anime girl" the moment you become a "manhwa dude". Y'know, those who are always inexplicably rich, incredibly powerful, unrealistically handsome, 200% gentle, respectful and devoted to their woman, and also probably a demon of some sort.
    Then again, if I was an anime girl I'd rather be idk Raiden Mei or Bronya from HI3. Universe-breakingly powerful and very very lesbian-ly in love with other universe-breakingly powerful women.

    • @-alovelygaycat-
      @-alovelygaycat- Год назад +4

      Fricking based. Universe-breaking powerful lesbians are amazing.

    • @darkunykorn404
      @darkunykorn404 Год назад +3

      @@-alovelygaycat- they really are! Wish we had more of them

    • @gwendolynsnyder463
      @gwendolynsnyder463 Год назад

      I think Bronya is also autistic coded?

  • @sailorsallyrockinrarity2130
    @sailorsallyrockinrarity2130 Год назад +51

    5:53 the Officer Jenny one is hilarious. Because the thing about Officer Jenny is she is like a law enforcement version of a Mall Santa. Underneath her uniform is an individual person with her own personality and feelings. She HAS to be polite to creeps so she can keep her job. Everything that she does in uniform is done so she can get paid to do her job. So by this person's logic, should men all aspire to be a Mall Santa without compensation, then?

    • @Mrs_Sugar_Min
      @Mrs_Sugar_Min Год назад +8

      Why do Neckbeards wreak everything??🤢🤢

  • @LattePunch
    @LattePunch Год назад +37

    6:30 "Men aren't offended that jack dudes exist" Also every other incel post:"Women just want shallow jacked chads!"

  • @MsAquamonkey
    @MsAquamonkey Год назад +33

    Ah yes: women must have a one inch waist, fifty inch hips, balloon chests, huge eyes and look twelve, but actually be an adult...

  • @3DPlagueDR
    @3DPlagueDR Год назад +87

    Aren't the characters in that brony one also children in the show? So like it's even more fucked up than the surface level nastiness.

    • @bluealien-mae
      @bluealien-mae Год назад +16

      Yep, there elementary kids so below 12

    • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
      @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 Год назад +11

      Yikes that's even worse

    • @Sarawarawara-
      @Sarawarawara- Год назад +23

      Yeah they’re like the main 6’s younger siblings. The brony fandom is really traumatising I remember when I was like 6 years old I saw this voice acted animation where pinkie pie tortured rainbow dash to death and turned her into cupcakes.

    • @melaniem9433
      @melaniem9433 Год назад +4

      I feel like that abominable knife statement is grounds for investigation. Hunters do that and it's too psycho. I feel ill...

    • @Sarawarawara-
      @Sarawarawara- Год назад +15

      @@melaniem9433 The brony fandom is known for being really violent as well as sexual, so sounds pretty average for them.

  • @averysmolbrownie3856
    @averysmolbrownie3856 Год назад +5

    Neckbeards really be out here gaslight gatekeep girlbossing their way into eternal singleness

  • @ElvisPresleyTouchedMe
    @ElvisPresleyTouchedMe Год назад +19

    The thing about women retaining the DNA of partners is true though…for spiders. It’s from like one study looking at one specific group of spiders where this is actually true.
    InCels somehow running with that as a 100% fact about human women? No idea…it’s the brain rot.

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 Год назад +7

      And some deep sea fish.. angler fish males latch on to the female and becomes a part of her.. she can have multiple male bumps..

    • @ElvisPresleyTouchedMe
      @ElvisPresleyTouchedMe Год назад +5

      @@einienj3281 I knew there was another species I just couldn’t remember.
      But now we know…women = spiders and/or deep sea fish.
      I’m suddenly terrified of my wife and daughter 😱

    • @firstnamelastname7708
      @firstnamelastname7708 Год назад

      Did Elvis Presley really touch you? Physically or emotionally?

    • @ElvisPresleyTouchedMe
      @ElvisPresleyTouchedMe Год назад

      @@firstnamelastname7708 It was an old email address. Originally wanted MichaelJacksonTouchedMe but it was already taken 🤷

  • @ConstantChaos1
    @ConstantChaos1 Год назад +12

    Cyanide and happiness in the wholesome block... now ive seen it all

  • @Sammythat_B
    @Sammythat_B Год назад +31

    5:09 the DNA thingg s a complete falsehood. I had many partners before I got pregnant with twins. Both of my kids look like their dad, without doubt.

    • @ladyv5655
      @ladyv5655 Год назад +14

      The sperm cells have a fairly short life span. At most, they can survive in a woman for 2 days.

    • @Sammythat_B
      @Sammythat_B Год назад +11

      @@ladyv5655 I know. I just think it's ridiculous that people even believe this.

    • @dashzag
      @dashzag Год назад

      It's actually five days, but the point still stands. Lol imagine thinking women get genetically spliced every time someone nuts inside

    • @jm329
      @jm329 Год назад

      @@ladyv5655I have heard 5 days.

    • @ladyv5655
      @ladyv5655 Год назад

      @@jm329 , even saying 5 days, it is unlikely that women are storing the sperm of all their past partners.

  • @UlexiteTVStoneLexite
    @UlexiteTVStoneLexite Год назад +14

    Yes Vincey unfortunately you have people debating on whether child marriage should be allowed or not.

  • @mztweety1374
    @mztweety1374 Год назад +11

    How can you hate showers?? They are so amazing! Also
    Very therapeutic for my back pain LOL

  • @veryyelloo4130
    @veryyelloo4130 Год назад +23

    Sheez anime does not dictate what women should be. Also this is usually in anime for boys. Anime for girls (shojo) are way different

    • @darkunykorn404
      @darkunykorn404 Год назад +10

      I'd rather aspire to be like the Sailor Senshi, rather than the doormats these dudes dream of, lol. Sailor Moon would never.

    • @jordanjoestar-turniptruck
      @jordanjoestar-turniptruck Год назад +8

      I aspire to be Genkai from Yu Yu Hakusho.

    • @darkunykorn404
      @darkunykorn404 Год назад +5

      @@jordanjoestar-turniptruck Yes!!

    • @jordanjoestar-turniptruck
      @jordanjoestar-turniptruck Год назад +7

      @@darkunykorn404 dying my hair pink once I start to go grey

    • @darkunykorn404
      @darkunykorn404 Год назад +7

      @@jordanjoestar-turniptruck yes do itttt

  • @TheNewSoda
    @TheNewSoda Год назад +4

    This Is why I know I don't need a therapist all these people are more messed up than me

  • @Mark73
    @Mark73 Год назад +5

    When someone says something stupid like the DNA thing, ask them for their sources. Ask them what medical journal talks about it.

  • @jordanjoestar-turniptruck
    @jordanjoestar-turniptruck Год назад +5

    9:13 imagine being a weeb and calling a guy who goes outside a "beta male"

  • @coollightning3465
    @coollightning3465 Год назад +13

    2:47 i seen this a lot in American as a "jamal" it is sad honestly that people think of these racist steyotypes

    • @beth7935
      @beth7935 Год назад +2

      That's gross. People suck. I thought it was probably racist- they use Tyrone a lot for the same insult- but I'm not familiar with this particular bs as a white Aussie. "Jamal" is just a name, & one that I like- no stereotypes attached.
      (It was super-weird to find out my real name is the insulting stereotype for a "chav" girl in England- kinda like "trailer trash" in the US- but that's nothing like racism. Just bizzare to have your own name be a literal stereotype.)

    • @coollightning3465
      @coollightning3465 Год назад +1

      @@beth7935 jamal is pretty much like tyone

  • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
    @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 Год назад +41

    Remember homies: if a guy calls someone else a "female" then that's a big red flag.
    Also the incel (not the OP) at 3:00 certainly has a vivid imagination, for a lack of a better term.

    • @thewugglyump8045
      @thewugglyump8045 Год назад +8

      Right? Surely no one else has ever made such an elaborate request for 'send nudes'.

    • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
      @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 Год назад +11

      @@thewugglyump8045 You would be surprised at the "creativity" that spawns within the minds of an incel just for this kind of things

    • @Skoopyghost
      @Skoopyghost Год назад +3

      I call people females, but I also have a soviet flag, the soviet national theme song is played 24/7 in my home. A big red flag?

    • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
      @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 Год назад

      @@Skoopyghost That's fine as long as you ain't doing it with the intentions that Incels do

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 Год назад +2

      And when they start arguing about the use of the word "female" vs woman.. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

  • @jordanjoestar-turniptruck
    @jordanjoestar-turniptruck Год назад +8

    I aspire to be like an anime girl, so long as the anime is Nyan Neko Sugar Girls

  • @VioletSilence
    @VioletSilence Год назад +7

    4:50 You're right, Vincey, that claim is false. You know what the cringiest part about that myth is? When I was studying medicine, some propaganda guys came over to lecture us on moral values (the year was 2012 and this crap was heavily pushed in schools and universities all over Russia, some sort of state remoralizing campaign) and one of these dudes started on that "DNA retention" crap... before an audience of several hundred medical students and some professors... Several dozens of us (including me) stood up, told him to shut up, told that this myth has been long disproven (our genetics professor backed us up on that because she actually was the one who earlier disproved this myth to us) and asked propaganda guy to leave and take his BS with him.

  • @TheNewSoda
    @TheNewSoda Год назад +3

    I mean if you could pay for your internet bill you could afford a shower

  • @ConstantChaos1
    @ConstantChaos1 Год назад +3

    I mean sure i want to know what everyone looks like naked too but im not gunna say that, thats whats called an "intrusive though" and is something ypu keep to yourself unless youre doung stand-up or on tumblr where intrusive thoughts can be as good as gold

  • @nadiasalas2655
    @nadiasalas2655 Год назад +1

    I’ve been watching since around 40k subs and the fact that we’re so close to 100k is FREAKING ME OUT!

  • @dantelorell4530
    @dantelorell4530 Год назад +5

    It's nice to show up a minute after upload, immediate day starter

  • @TBG1
    @TBG1 Год назад +2

    Today was a holiday in germany and I cleaned my room while rewatching vincey videos. Thanks for all the uploads :)

  • @Riddler577
    @Riddler577 Год назад +21

    8:20 the worst part about this post (aside from all the disgusting comments) is that the characters in the pic are LITERALLY CHILDREN

    • @PhysicallyAwake
      @PhysicallyAwake Год назад +4

      That was the worst thing I had ever read. Like I had to put my phone down and just…breath for a second.

    • @jeanbean_bc
      @jeanbean_bc Год назад +2

      Also on top of being literal children they are *CRYING* IN THE POST.

    • @arielruh7773
      @arielruh7773 Год назад +1

      WEEWOO WEEWOO WEEWOO 😱😱😨😨

    • @cmanhanks1
      @cmanhanks1 Год назад

      As someone who is a brony I find shit like this gross as shit

  • @cosmicwitchclarith
    @cosmicwitchclarith Год назад +1

    Just finished binge watching all the Vincey videos at 00:30 at night after work, I finally feel like I can relax and get ready for bed

  • @psychedelikchameleon
    @psychedelikchameleon Год назад +2

    I reckon that we should have a vote each week on the creepiest, most unhinged comment, and I submit this gem from today's video
    "She cares about her appearance AS A COURTESY to others around her" Wtf

  • @ConstantChaos1
    @ConstantChaos1 Год назад +4

    Id love to see you do an inverse video, its all wholesome till the last few then it gets cursed

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 Год назад +2

    1:11 "MAPs" on Twitter do say that.. 😬

  • @averysmolbrownie3856
    @averysmolbrownie3856 Год назад +1

    The reason men don’t get mad at buff guys is because it can be achieved with hard work while the standard for women is something you have to be born with. Also, for men, it’s an aspiration. For women, it’s an expectation. Men don’t get body-shamed for not looking like Chris Hemsworth.

    • @averysmolbrownie3856
      @averysmolbrownie3856 Год назад +1

      @@ShaggyTheClown17 Preferences aren’t bad at all, please don’t put words in my mouth. Body preference is very different from body standard, because for women not being the body standard means getting bullied endlessly. The average body size for women is called “curvy model”, women online are constantly being fat-shamed for not being skinny enough (for men’s taste, might I add), and my sister had to go through hell for being “too skinny”. If it was just some people going “not my taste” there wouldn’t be an issue and women wouldn’t get mad. Just because you don’t see women getting body shamed doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen so please don’t condescend to people telling you it does happen. We suffer, to the point where many (including me) get deadly eating disorders. There’s a reason anorexia is so common in girls.

    • @darkunykorn404
      @darkunykorn404 Год назад

      @@averysmolbrownie3856 Many such "preferences" are also fundamented in racism and stereotyping. Latino women get targeted because we're expected to be "hot in bed and easy"; Asian women because they're "cute, childlike and submissive". I've even had American men warn me to warn my friends about other American men, because I, as a South American, am part of a demographic targeted for s*xual trafficking. 😐

    • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
      @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 Год назад

      ​@@averysmolbrownie3856 it's an incel.
      Don't bother.

    • @sopadumacacoumadelicia5
      @sopadumacacoumadelicia5 Год назад

      ​@@ShaggyTheClown17 Ok Incel

  • @herculesbrofister265
    @herculesbrofister265 Год назад +3

    Son, i think it's about time you get and hold a job, then maybe start looking for your own place
    But father, i'm so much older and wiser than you. While it may seem like i'm a freeloading mooch, I'm doing you favor by staying here.

  • @jujuonthatyeet
    @jujuonthatyeet Год назад +1

    my favorite thing qbout rhe females retaining dna "facts" that we see every once in a while is the fact that some animals (fruit flies and others) DO actually do this

  • @ConstantChaos1
    @ConstantChaos1 Год назад +6

    "SJW" and "live laugh love" are practically antonyms lmfao whats the dude on about

    • @herculesbrofister265
      @herculesbrofister265 Год назад +1

      Regressive Republican buzzwords. Snowflake was one, and now groomer is the current one.

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 Год назад +1

      @@herculesbrofister265 same with woke

    • @galaxytrashbag475
      @galaxytrashbag475 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@ConstantChaos1 True. These types cry about "wokeness" just because a character doesn't have a huge balloon chest for them to stare at.

  • @justaperson4656
    @justaperson4656 Год назад +2

    That mlp image is a famous one to bronies, made worse by the fact theyre children

  • @NickyDrummond
    @NickyDrummond Год назад +5

    FeMaLeS

  • @themorningstar8675
    @themorningstar8675 Год назад +1

    It's funny how most of these men who couldn't say 2 words to someone in person have SO MUCH to type!

  • @angb6616
    @angb6616 Год назад +2

    Another morning of starting to get ready for work and coloring my world with Vincey’s melodic voice❣️ Have a blessed day everyone✨🤞🏻

  • @alecmomenee-duprie2777
    @alecmomenee-duprie2777 Год назад +105

    Day 674 of reminding everyone to do things for yourself because you're worth it

  • @bigmikeshirley3863
    @bigmikeshirley3863 Год назад +1

    It was a great birthday, thanks! (and thanks to the YT commenter's wishes too!)

  • @Saint_Wolf_
    @Saint_Wolf_ Год назад +1

    3:01 if a guy like this texts my girl, I'd want her to let me know, if he's curious about naked people, I'll gladly strip down and send him pics (course, I'm a male, but naked people is naked people, his curiosity certainly will get his kicks)

  • @tiawheeler1153
    @tiawheeler1153 Год назад +4

    "Women should aspire to be like the women in anime", huh?
    Perfect!
    I will aspire to be like Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing from Hellsing/Hellsing Ultimate and become a fearless, cigar-smoking badass that kicks @ss, takes names, and runs an organization dedicated to fighting against supernatural threats!
    But if I can't have that, I will be willing to be like Cardinal Caterina Sforza, Duchess of Milan from Trinity Blood who is not only a strong-willed and fearless woman but has enough resolve to put her life on the line for what she believes in!
    Of course, there is always Lt. Riza Hawkeye from FullMetal Alchemist/FullMetal Alchemist Brotherhood...
    P.S. That being said, these neckbeards are not Superman or Clark Kent.
    P.S. x2 In regards to the neckbeard at 4:16... Just no.

  • @demondude665
    @demondude665 Год назад +4

    Keep it up Vince! Much love

  • @LadybugMeghan
    @LadybugMeghan Год назад +2

    Magic the Gathering is pretty close in price to Pokémon. My husband and his friends play MTG (not a neckbeards 😂) and he used to play Pokémon

  • @sarahmericle8276
    @sarahmericle8276 Год назад

    MYG is even more expensive than Pokémon

  • @Theminimarvela
    @Theminimarvela Год назад +1

    Loving the return of the gameplay!! I always enjoy Vincey Facecams, but gameplay is always Equally welcome!!

  • @ConstantChaos1
    @ConstantChaos1 Год назад +1

    I cant vomit i just had an edible and that would be a waste... but im really tempted

  • @hburke45
    @hburke45 Год назад

    The Neckbeard who was having horizontal mombo with himself in the group chat 😳 definitely SadCringe. Could belong in multiple subreddits with that one

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 Год назад +1

    5:09 it definitely isn't true 😂

  • @ForbiddenSecrets
    @ForbiddenSecrets Год назад

    That MLP one I think ruined my entire day. I am so creeped out right now. I forgive you Vincey for subjecting me to that but barely haha

  • @PinkyJujubean
    @PinkyJujubean Год назад

    I never knew agekin was a thing. If I knew that dude I'd call him "little one" and pat him on the head

  • @elliotharrell4025
    @elliotharrell4025 Год назад +9

    Hi Vincey! your videos are the highlight of my day, i love falling asleep to the sound of your voice and Creepy neckbeards ❤ hope today’s awesome for you !!! xx lots of love from the US

  • @SynicalSyd
    @SynicalSyd Год назад

    I think what disturbed me the most about that "brony" post was that the three ponies in the drawing where the very much younger sisters of the main group. Soooo that just adds an extra layer of icky icky gross gross yuckness.

  • @Blazingstudios882
    @Blazingstudios882 Год назад

    What a good way to start the day

  • @yef122
    @yef122 Год назад

    Yay - we had a reappearance of "icky icky gross gross yuck" woo hoo 🎉🎊😄!!!

  • @NPreussen
    @NPreussen Год назад

    5:17
    Heard it's true because of a story about a woman who was trying to donate bone marrow, but couldn't because it contained so much of her husband's DNA. I believe that first sentence could be true, but the last part about the child? BIG doubt

  • @arielruh7773
    @arielruh7773 Год назад

    8:16 : exists
    Me : picturing Patrick with a ice cream cone on his head going HUH, WEEWOO!WEEWOO! WEEWOO! 😨😱( the scene was from Hall monitor

  • @sinarodl663
    @sinarodl663 Год назад +1

    Great video as always, Vincey! Though I'd like to ask, why don't you use your facecam anymore? Did I miss something? Just curious ^^

  • @kenbear2725
    @kenbear2725 Год назад

    I think vincey should mention how most of these dudes are racists, too. It's always 'she's got a baby by ( enter traditional black name here)'.
    Like they think black men are lowly or something

  • @537zun4
    @537zun4 Год назад

    00:29 ffs not only don't they get what the Joker is all about, they even don't understand Super-Man? He and Clark are literally the same person, with the same ideals, the same opinions and the same manners, Lois fell in love with Clark Kent not Superman, she choose Clark because he was someone she could lean on, who was allways there, contrary to Superman who was in and out of her life nearly on a daily basis. When she found out about his secret identity she nearly broke up with him (possibly broke up with him, I don't remember) since he lied to her for so long and she totally hated that, she wasn't like "nice, meta human partner." more like "I could have been lifted of my conlficting feelings about you two ages ago you *beep* *beep*" in the movies its even harder, she finds out when her son starts to fly, sups makes a baby with her and doesn't tell her about his genetic abnormality... Yes the movie is from the 80's how did you figure?
    So no, Lois literally ignored Superman to be together with Clark, that was a conscius choice and the only reason she had to made it is Clark Kents own insecurities since he wasn't unsure which side of him she truly loves, both, thats the same person, thats literally the point in their love story... she falls in love with the same dude twice because he pretends to exist twice at the same time and she since she is his true love obviously falls in love with every version of him, since he is her true love, thats why Superman destroying earth in every universe he loses lois is totally relatable, if I were a god, and humans killed my wife, I would go on a sad rampage too, see John Wick (okay it was the dog they killed, but he couldn't start rampaging at cancer)

  • @monus782
    @monus782 Год назад

    7:10 bro I sometimes watch anime (but not as much as I used to in part because people like you making the fandom as toxic as it is now) but even I think this is a pretty unhinged take, I don’t know if touching grass would be enough for this one

  • @mikmak2102
    @mikmak2102 Год назад

    My son looks almost identical to me, barely got a look in from the dad…better blame all the chads hey.

  • @TipTheScales27
    @TipTheScales27 Год назад

    That DNA one is so funny. So if we as women can take male DNA, doesn’t that mean we could screw guys into oblivion?? 😂

  • @Mrs_Sugar_Min
    @Mrs_Sugar_Min Год назад +2

    Can Neckbeards be Nice Guys?😅😅

  • @UlexiteTVStoneLexite
    @UlexiteTVStoneLexite Год назад +3

    In regards to the DNA being left behind in women. It is only partially true. Every time a woman has a pregnancy DNA from that fetus is left behind in the woman's body from each pregnancy. And no it's not just male DNA. If the woman has a female child then she's going to have female DNA that is not her own left behind and if she has a male child then she will have male DNA left behind. Sperm cells cannot do any of this because sperm cells have a maybe 7 day life span at best and it's only a haploid not a diploid cell.

  • @mintytrash
    @mintytrash Год назад

    8:05 what's worse is they're children in canon. Yikes...

    • @DumbFuckingKid
      @DumbFuckingKid Год назад +1

      Yeah aren't they like 3rd graders

    • @mintytrash
      @mintytrash Год назад

      @@DumbFuckingKid pretty much lol. I wish they'd at least leave the cutie mark crusaders alone bcuz they're literally kids.

  • @hburke45
    @hburke45 Год назад

    There are very few words that make me shudder and cringe... "Moist" is obviously one of them and now "seed" is on that list too 😳 Icky icky gross gross yuckkk

  • @fluffyfellow80
    @fluffyfellow80 Год назад

    8:13 THOSE ARE CHILDREN- FILLIES- EW-

  • @justsomeone9054
    @justsomeone9054 Год назад

    What's up with the dude at 0:37 ? Seems quite tame, why is he a neckbeard?🤔

  • @TrueImmortality
    @TrueImmortality Год назад

    7:00 Excuse you, I happen to love my SJW dog yoga livelaughlove personality. Maybe you should try it before you knock it 😆 He's also choosing to ignore the anime women that kick ass and could care less what men think about them.

  • @hburke45
    @hburke45 Год назад

    Around the 6:50 to 7:10 mark... I've seen this before but what does SJW mean/stand for?? I've tried to look it up, couldn't find it right away and got distracted lol

    • @darkunykorn404
      @darkunykorn404 Год назад +2

      SWJ = social justice warrior; basically anyone who gives a shit about social justice (anti-discrimination, labor laws, that sort of thing) that, for these people, is a bad thing.

    • @hburke45
      @hburke45 Год назад +2

      @@darkunykorn404 Thankyou. And yeah that makes sense, that they're against stuff like that. I swear their "language" gets more and more confusing lol

  • @crehenge2386
    @crehenge2386 Год назад

    Why has he reverted and removed the facecam......😢

  • @lauralee5226
    @lauralee5226 Год назад +1

    Pedos r evil