Man that feeling Bill Burr described about weed is why I don't mess with it anymore. It's like you know you're high, you're enjoying yourself, and you think you're at the peak, but then for a minute straight the feeling just keeps getting higher and higher. It's like what are we doing here?
Cigars and weed.. Puffin and buzzing --I do it quite often.. At three in the morning.. So peaceful but it can be cold in the winter.. Its 3 am and I am thinking about it...
I mean im pretty sure hes talking about Joey Diaz, and if he is, then its possible Joey has gotten so high hes at the least ALMOST eaten a golf ball haha
When I was still young, thin, and hot... (and I could) ... I once sold Cigars in a large walk in humidor. My sales pitch for the Cigars was: "Which do you prefer? Blonds, Red Heads, or Brunettes? Do you like them long and lean, short and thick, Dark and tall, dark and thick, or medium all the way." Cigars are like beautiful women in that way. Some men like them thick and short, some men like them tall and lean, and some men like them medium. Whoever named them things like "Churchill" was dumb. Who wants to appeal to a stuffy middle aged historian of British history?
Churchills are named after Winston Churchill because he ordered his cigars that way. I respect your style but I think it's creepy. "Buy a lady, dude, buy a box full so you have them around whenever you want one then toss her when your done." You pimped cigars, I gotta give ya props. I love cigars as cigars, a little taste of where they grew amongst all the flavors of how they were made. Just like coffee or wine. I'm glad you have fond memories cuz I've heard a lot of "my pappy smoke backwoods so fuck cigars"but I'm sad too. If you've ever had those separate sips of merlot that sing a song on your tongue as your glassful breathes, or that confused slow motion shudder when a correctly made latte dances its warmth into you... then I encourage you to try a real cigar. Look a little, smell a lot. It takes patience and a sunset...
@@howHumam ...and, chances are good that if I once sold them, then I am more than likely aware of the whole "Churchill thing." I'm curious though. Does the whole male feminist thing ever actually get you any?
@@howHumam And... as always, the instillation of "Creepy" is usually added by the individual making the observation whether or not that was the initial intent of the person who first stated it. Otherwise, it's just simile, which is completely normal. It's why we call cars "she" and "her" same thing. so... there's also that.
Bill, love your comedy man. Allow me to recommend the Plascencia Octagonal Cigar... best cigar ever. About $25 a stick. I make it a point to smoke one every Friday night.
The most underrated cigar, it is better than any fucking cigar on the market, the way they grow the tobacco is so great too, no pesticides, grown in strong healthy lush soil, the smell and taste is incredible, love it
What do you guys prefer - Cigars, Booze, or Pot? 🤔👇
Pot 100%, Booze is behind, Cigars are a no
Heroin, booze, pot
All 3 on occasion...
None, I can't have any depressants and cigars can give you cancer. I actually have a very rare allergy to marijuana.
Booze
Bill is one of the reasons why I smoke cigars now too lol
"Naw. All or nothing is easy. But learning to drink a little bit, responsibly, that's a disciprine. Disciprine... come from within." Stan Marsh
Man that feeling Bill Burr described about weed is why I don't mess with it anymore. It's like you know you're high, you're enjoying yourself, and you think you're at the peak, but then for a minute straight the feeling just keeps getting higher and higher. It's like what are we doing here?
Cigars and weed.. Puffin and buzzing --I do it quite often.. At three in the morning.. So peaceful but it can be cold in the winter.. Its 3 am and I am thinking about it...
I prefer cigars, and a good aged, and mellow whiskey.
Hello, Hi, would you like A marriage proposal ? Asking for A friend 👀
Cigars are good
She won't shut up. LoL
Had to stop listening coz of the hole
@@terrybates9874 Dude i skipped a minute into it and Bill only just started talking 😆
Bill: Dave Ortiz has his own cigar called Big Papi. It’s a solid cigar, fairly complex, smooth, and about $12.
" he eats 50s like they're golf balls "
Who the hell eats golf balls?
I mean im pretty sure hes talking about Joey Diaz, and if he is, then its possible Joey has gotten so high hes at the least ALMOST eaten a golf ball haha
@@FizzleSkate tremendous
I do
👁👄👁
I like how an adult is pretending he can’t just … not smoke a cigar. Like he’s 12 and the peer pressure is just WAY too much for him to handle.
Chicks interviewers and Bill Burr don't mix together.
Aisha Tyler did an interview with Bill on her podcast and it was great.
3:11 lmao, reminded me of Joey Diaz’s morning weed periscopes.
She talks way too much for Bill lol
The voice doesnt help...
She talks way too much for human beings...
That's why she's not with Bill. She's with Tommy who can handle her.
The more people tell you not to smoke cigars the more you want to smoke cigars its a weird thing.
When I was still young, thin, and hot... (and I could) ... I once sold Cigars in a large walk in humidor. My sales pitch for the Cigars was: "Which do you prefer? Blonds, Red Heads, or Brunettes? Do you like them long and lean, short and thick, Dark and tall, dark and thick, or medium all the way." Cigars are like beautiful women in that way. Some men like them thick and short, some men like them tall and lean, and some men like them medium. Whoever named them things like "Churchill" was dumb. Who wants to appeal to a stuffy middle aged historian of British history?
Churchills are named after Winston Churchill because he ordered his cigars that way. I respect your style but I think it's creepy. "Buy a lady, dude, buy a box full so you have them around whenever you want one then toss her when your done." You pimped cigars, I gotta give ya props. I love cigars as cigars, a little taste of where they grew amongst all the flavors of how they were made. Just like coffee or wine. I'm glad you have fond memories cuz I've heard a lot of "my pappy smoke backwoods so fuck cigars"but I'm sad too. If you've ever had those separate sips of merlot that sing a song on your tongue as your glassful breathes, or that confused slow motion shudder when a correctly made latte dances its warmth into you... then I encourage you to try a real cigar. Look a little, smell a lot. It takes patience and a sunset...
@@howHumam * Male Feminists. It's not creepy if you're a woman dude. *Rolls eyes.
@@howHumam ...and, chances are good that if I once sold them, then I am more than likely aware of the whole "Churchill thing." I'm curious though. Does the whole male feminist thing ever actually get you any?
@@howHumam And... as always, the instillation of "Creepy" is usually added by the individual making the observation whether or not that was the initial intent of the person who first stated it. Otherwise, it's just simile, which is completely normal. It's why we call cars "she" and "her" same thing. so... there's also that.
What do you say that you're no longer hot, thin and young? "Cheap ones are on the bottom."
?
Lol
Bill, love your comedy man. Allow me to recommend the Plascencia Octagonal Cigar... best cigar ever. About $25 a stick. I make it a point to smoke one every Friday night.
If it’s Plasencia, I have to second this.
It’s the Alma Fuerte ... oMg
Dude, placensia reserva is all I smoke
The most underrated cigar, it is better than any fucking cigar on the market, the way they grow the tobacco is so great too, no pesticides, grown in strong healthy lush soil, the smell and taste is incredible, love it
Thats $1300 a year worth.
I want to know if Bill wears a smoking jacket every time he smokes a particularly nice cigar.
Hey since the channel won't share where this clip is from- can anyone please tell me?
Imagine viewing being given cigars as something bad hehe! Living the dream there, champ
call me a bum, but is it me or is what bill describing an lsd experience on 4:40 ?
It’s not
I agree! Makes you look cool and you get to enjoy the great taste of the tobacco its a win win lol
smoked a bong while listening to this
A 10mg edible brought ya to the moon? hahahahaha here in the netherlands that isn't even a dose
What's with the video game shit?
The guy who eats a bunch of edibles is obviously Joey diaz
Is the chick in this video the one from the end of the world show?
I thought she was Sarah Silverman 🤣
Same annoying screeching voice.
Joey Diaz lol 6:47
cigars😎!!
CBD has under .3% THC. CBD/hemp is just an early stage of weed
CBD is for everything 🤔🤔
Why so quiet
r.i.p. noob
CBD will show up on a drug test. I know 1st hand!
If you smoke enough CBD you'll piss positive for thc just to be clear.
@@Caribbean_King Its because CBD products aren't being made by Pfizer. As long as the average batch has
Is that fucking call of duty mobile? Doh Jesus....
Why does she talk so much?
Bill has since quit cigars. I'm guessing because his wife told him to.
Voices of herb inexperience amusing!
Cigarettes its worst than all
Great about cigars. His clearly doesn't have a clue what CBD is though.
Weed
she’s so annoying I had to turn this off
this girl is annoying contently interrupting
WHO HONESTLY CARES!?!
You just get the puff cancer 😂
Wow this gammer is terrible lol
I like cigarrates and beer this dude have to much money