Bill Burr - How I Got Into Cigars

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @BillBurrUniversity
    @BillBurrUniversity  4 года назад +18

    What do you guys prefer - Cigars, Booze, or Pot? 🤔👇

    • @nothisispatrick1753
      @nothisispatrick1753 4 года назад +13

      Pot 100%, Booze is behind, Cigars are a no

    • @mbh8621
      @mbh8621 4 года назад +2

      Heroin, booze, pot

    • @UnionWireman292
      @UnionWireman292 4 года назад +14

      All 3 on occasion...

    • @bloodyax8070
      @bloodyax8070 4 года назад +3

      None, I can't have any depressants and cigars can give you cancer. I actually have a very rare allergy to marijuana.

    • @pinceladas5860
      @pinceladas5860 4 года назад +1

      Booze

  • @matthewdacosta8630
    @matthewdacosta8630 Год назад +6

    Bill is one of the reasons why I smoke cigars now too lol

  • @ARedMotorcycle
    @ARedMotorcycle 4 года назад +20

    "Naw. All or nothing is easy. But learning to drink a little bit, responsibly, that's a disciprine. Disciprine... come from within." Stan Marsh

  • @ludens5129
    @ludens5129 2 года назад +13

    Man that feeling Bill Burr described about weed is why I don't mess with it anymore. It's like you know you're high, you're enjoying yourself, and you think you're at the peak, but then for a minute straight the feeling just keeps getting higher and higher. It's like what are we doing here?

    • @normastanley5853
      @normastanley5853 Год назад

      Cigars and weed.. Puffin and buzzing --I do it quite often.. At three in the morning.. So peaceful but it can be cold in the winter.. Its 3 am and I am thinking about it...

  • @PoppyB2011
    @PoppyB2011 4 года назад +27

    I prefer cigars, and a good aged, and mellow whiskey.

    • @Hacienda_27
      @Hacienda_27 Год назад

      Hello, Hi, would you like A marriage proposal ? Asking for A friend 👀

  • @collingray1517
    @collingray1517 2 года назад +9

    Cigars are good

  • @a2ashraf
    @a2ashraf 4 года назад +72

    She won't shut up. LoL

    • @terrybates9874
      @terrybates9874 3 года назад +8

      Had to stop listening coz of the hole

    • @Se7enDsinSGaming
      @Se7enDsinSGaming 3 года назад +4

      @@terrybates9874 Dude i skipped a minute into it and Bill only just started talking 😆

  • @mikedipeppino2248
    @mikedipeppino2248 3 года назад +6

    Bill: Dave Ortiz has his own cigar called Big Papi. It’s a solid cigar, fairly complex, smooth, and about $12.

  • @meesterSmeeth4182
    @meesterSmeeth4182 4 года назад +20

    " he eats 50s like they're golf balls "
    Who the hell eats golf balls?

    • @FizzleSkate
      @FizzleSkate 4 года назад +3

      I mean im pretty sure hes talking about Joey Diaz, and if he is, then its possible Joey has gotten so high hes at the least ALMOST eaten a golf ball haha

    • @michaelpara8582
      @michaelpara8582 4 года назад

      @@FizzleSkate tremendous

    • @nothx962
      @nothx962 3 месяца назад

      I do
      👁👄👁

  • @zero11010
    @zero11010 Месяц назад +1

    I like how an adult is pretending he can’t just … not smoke a cigar. Like he’s 12 and the peer pressure is just WAY too much for him to handle.

  • @user-zb8ss9xb1b
    @user-zb8ss9xb1b 4 года назад +25

    Chicks interviewers and Bill Burr don't mix together.

    • @girlmeetsreality4644
      @girlmeetsreality4644 4 года назад

      Aisha Tyler did an interview with Bill on her podcast and it was great.

  • @jcnot9712
    @jcnot9712 4 года назад +12

    3:11 lmao, reminded me of Joey Diaz’s morning weed periscopes.

  • @scottyp2505
    @scottyp2505 4 года назад +60

    She talks way too much for Bill lol

    • @howdoweknow9125
      @howdoweknow9125 4 года назад +8

      The voice doesnt help...

    • @BushidoDevilDog
      @BushidoDevilDog 4 года назад +4

      She talks way too much for human beings...

    • @PoppyB2011
      @PoppyB2011 4 года назад +1

      That's why she's not with Bill. She's with Tommy who can handle her.

  • @LonnieRotten47
    @LonnieRotten47 Год назад +3

    The more people tell you not to smoke cigars the more you want to smoke cigars its a weird thing.

  • @PoppyB2011
    @PoppyB2011 4 года назад +13

    When I was still young, thin, and hot... (and I could) ... I once sold Cigars in a large walk in humidor. My sales pitch for the Cigars was: "Which do you prefer? Blonds, Red Heads, or Brunettes? Do you like them long and lean, short and thick, Dark and tall, dark and thick, or medium all the way." Cigars are like beautiful women in that way. Some men like them thick and short, some men like them tall and lean, and some men like them medium. Whoever named them things like "Churchill" was dumb. Who wants to appeal to a stuffy middle aged historian of British history?

    • @howHumam
      @howHumam 4 года назад +2

      Churchills are named after Winston Churchill because he ordered his cigars that way. I respect your style but I think it's creepy. "Buy a lady, dude, buy a box full so you have them around whenever you want one then toss her when your done." You pimped cigars, I gotta give ya props. I love cigars as cigars, a little taste of where they grew amongst all the flavors of how they were made. Just like coffee or wine. I'm glad you have fond memories cuz I've heard a lot of "my pappy smoke backwoods so fuck cigars"but I'm sad too. If you've ever had those separate sips of merlot that sing a song on your tongue as your glassful breathes, or that confused slow motion shudder when a correctly made latte dances its warmth into you... then I encourage you to try a real cigar. Look a little, smell a lot. It takes patience and a sunset...

    • @PoppyB2011
      @PoppyB2011 4 года назад +3

      @@howHumam * Male Feminists. It's not creepy if you're a woman dude. *Rolls eyes.

    • @PoppyB2011
      @PoppyB2011 4 года назад +3

      @@howHumam ...and, chances are good that if I once sold them, then I am more than likely aware of the whole "Churchill thing." I'm curious though. Does the whole male feminist thing ever actually get you any?

    • @PoppyB2011
      @PoppyB2011 4 года назад +1

      @@howHumam And... as always, the instillation of "Creepy" is usually added by the individual making the observation whether or not that was the initial intent of the person who first stated it. Otherwise, it's just simile, which is completely normal. It's why we call cars "she" and "her" same thing. so... there's also that.

    • @fredhugard7444
      @fredhugard7444 4 года назад +3

      What do you say that you're no longer hot, thin and young? "Cheap ones are on the bottom."
      ?
      Lol

  • @TauronB2G
    @TauronB2G 4 года назад +15

    Bill, love your comedy man. Allow me to recommend the Plascencia Octagonal Cigar... best cigar ever. About $25 a stick. I make it a point to smoke one every Friday night.

    • @TheVleckChannel
      @TheVleckChannel 4 года назад +1

      If it’s Plasencia, I have to second this.

    • @TauronB2G
      @TauronB2G 4 года назад

      It’s the Alma Fuerte ... oMg

    • @Vid3oG4mers
      @Vid3oG4mers 3 года назад +1

      Dude, placensia reserva is all I smoke

    • @Vid3oG4mers
      @Vid3oG4mers 3 года назад

      The most underrated cigar, it is better than any fucking cigar on the market, the way they grow the tobacco is so great too, no pesticides, grown in strong healthy lush soil, the smell and taste is incredible, love it

    • @LGseeker
      @LGseeker 2 года назад +2

      Thats $1300 a year worth.

  • @OutOfNamesToChoose
    @OutOfNamesToChoose 4 года назад +10

    I want to know if Bill wears a smoking jacket every time he smokes a particularly nice cigar.

  • @JR-ii5de
    @JR-ii5de 2 года назад

    Hey since the channel won't share where this clip is from- can anyone please tell me?

  • @sumpterino
    @sumpterino 2 года назад +4

    Imagine viewing being given cigars as something bad hehe! Living the dream there, champ

  • @MEZ92
    @MEZ92 4 года назад +2

    call me a bum, but is it me or is what bill describing an lsd experience on 4:40 ?

  • @joshforest4051
    @joshforest4051 Год назад +1

    I agree! Makes you look cool and you get to enjoy the great taste of the tobacco its a win win lol

  • @katsumiskytower8714
    @katsumiskytower8714 2 года назад +1

    smoked a bong while listening to this

  • @Dafoodmaster
    @Dafoodmaster 2 года назад +3

    A 10mg edible brought ya to the moon? hahahahaha here in the netherlands that isn't even a dose

  • @brendancooper1277
    @brendancooper1277 4 года назад +11

    What's with the video game shit?

  • @starstriker8268
    @starstriker8268 3 года назад +4

    The guy who eats a bunch of edibles is obviously Joey diaz

  • @joewatts4839
    @joewatts4839 4 года назад +3

    Is the chick in this video the one from the end of the world show?

  • @jcnot9712
    @jcnot9712 4 года назад +13

    I thought she was Sarah Silverman 🤣

  • @seanrichmond6507
    @seanrichmond6507 3 года назад +2

    Joey Diaz lol 6:47

  • @bigb5701
    @bigb5701 Год назад +1

    cigars😎!!

  • @derose2026
    @derose2026 8 месяцев назад

    CBD has under .3% THC. CBD/hemp is just an early stage of weed

  • @Orrinwellsbigo
    @Orrinwellsbigo 4 года назад +2

    CBD is for everything 🤔🤔

  • @protectyourneck3042
    @protectyourneck3042 3 года назад

    Why so quiet

  • @shu3796
    @shu3796 4 года назад +3

    r.i.p. noob

  • @Caribbean_King
    @Caribbean_King 4 года назад +2

    CBD will show up on a drug test. I know 1st hand!

    • @Caribbean_King
      @Caribbean_King 4 года назад

      If you smoke enough CBD you'll piss positive for thc just to be clear.

    • @ExternusArmy
      @ExternusArmy 3 года назад +1

      @@Caribbean_King Its because CBD products aren't being made by Pfizer. As long as the average batch has

  • @Skoobiesteve
    @Skoobiesteve 2 года назад

    Is that fucking call of duty mobile? Doh Jesus....

  • @adnans8778
    @adnans8778 Месяц назад +2

    Why does she talk so much?

  • @richp7457
    @richp7457 Год назад

    Bill has since quit cigars. I'm guessing because his wife told him to.

  • @TheRealBarryGammon
    @TheRealBarryGammon 4 года назад +2

    Voices of herb inexperience amusing!

  • @josemelendez9241
    @josemelendez9241 5 месяцев назад

    Cigarettes its worst than all

  • @speakatron5634
    @speakatron5634 Год назад

    Great about cigars. His clearly doesn't have a clue what CBD is though.

  • @longshelton
    @longshelton 4 года назад

    Weed

  • @samfredricks699
    @samfredricks699 20 дней назад +1

    she’s so annoying I had to turn this off

  • @sceneugh
    @sceneugh 2 года назад +1

    this girl is annoying contently interrupting

  • @frwystr
    @frwystr 3 дня назад

    WHO HONESTLY CARES!?!

  • @ExpatPlans365
    @ExpatPlans365 Год назад

    You just get the puff cancer 😂

  • @mike212916
    @mike212916 2 года назад

    Wow this gammer is terrible lol

  • @lagoso8155
    @lagoso8155 Год назад

    I like cigarrates and beer this dude have to much money