Just drive thru them n flip off all the road pigeons wearing reflextive vests. Im the only vehicle in the bloody county; what the fuck do i need to stop for 20 minutes
That’s a safety thing. 10 mins of no traffic, followed by a short period of letting the traffic through and repeat. It’s usually only on sites where you are physically working on or in close proximity to the road.
As a roadwork labourer in the NT, this is so not true. Our actual work is so much different from this. We actually drink Carlton Drys when we're drinking on the job. Smh
I have to admit it here it seems like the same roads are forever under maintenance of construction. There is one part of the freeway that i swear to fucking god has been worked on for a decade straight and i for the life of me can't see any difference.
Get patrion for an extra dollar for a video a week also. Man's is busy at his other work probably, I recon quality over quantity. Cheers for the videos garn crew.
Doesn't have to be any potholes mate, a crew spent 3 days resurfacing a piece of street which ended up the same condition as before they started. Total waste of time and money.
@@maxpower7774 why do you numpties think it´s not done on purpose? stealing money fromthe budget by road monopolies. When something always needs to be fixed, it equals profit. So They´re not interested in fixing anything really. The workers have nothing to do with it.
The next street over has this part that is just a bunch of potholes and they come out and fill them in and the fkn rain washes the fill out and they do this like once a month and have for the 1.5 years I've lived here. It's fkn wild
Anyone who uses the Bruce highway between Burpengary and North Lakes can relate to this one... been roadworks there for over a year, I've seen people actually working there maybe 1 or 2 times and I drive past multiple times daily.
I like how you say "over a year" like that's a long time. A year where I live is fast. There's a road near me that's been in the process of getting widened since 2016 and still is only 2/3 done. Edit: I should clarify, that is entirely *WAY* too long for the work that is required. Even just the year you described shouldn't take that long, but with the lack of work being done, a year is a lot less time than normal. I'm amazed your road work takes that little amount of time because of that.
@@mrgw98 It's been longer but I can't remember when they started. And a year is a long time to reduce a 100kph highway that is the main road everyone uses to 80kph over a stretch dozens of K's long, through several exits, especially when no one ever works there and there's speed cameras in the 80 zone. It is a huge pest for everyone in the area. I wouldn't mind if anyone actually worked there and they got the job done quick, but as I said, I drive past multiple times daily and no one is ever working there and it's been that way for months at this point. Don't comment if you don't live here because you don't know what you're talking about
Let me guess, 10 blokes standing around 1 man digging slowly, or a bunch of guys talking about something with their hands on their hips like they're doing actual work. 5 mins work, 10 hour Smoko ;)
Most of the jobs on any road site needs specific certifications so if you see five guys watching two guys work it's because those are the only two guys allowed to do that thing
@@desisiht5595 Don't ruin the fun with facts, dammit. In all seriousness though, that makes sense, but surely that is a little stupid, no? Is there no work-around? "You three; do this, you three; do that"?
How bloody accurate this is making me laugh even more. There's a large road work close to me, I went away for 7 months, came back and they had put up a fence and moved around some dirt. Keep up the great content boys
I've always wondered if the other workers are jealous of the guy with the stop sign. He just gets paid to stand there while the other guys actually do shit
It's not just holding a stick. You've also got to avoid getting run over by mad cunts. Especially at night time works and ones in the middle of nowhere. It's can be pretty tough avoiding those angry motorists while you nap.
@@uhtred7860 isn't the traffic controller the one stopping the ones doing the "real work" from getting run over? Might not want to insult your last line of defence against becoming a pancake
These videos are hilarious. I live in Nevada US where the state flower is the "Big Sagebrush"... Inhabitants of the state say the state flower is the Road Cone.
bumpy roads are more fun, i honestly prefer them (as long as there are no actual pot holes, which honestly happen more in a brand new smooth road than an old bumpy one anyway. they always do a shit job of new tarmac.
Well, I live in Denmark, which is just about as far from Australia as you can possibly get without leaving the planet, and it's the exact same damn thing up here - for some odd reason, the powers that be have decided on a tradition of blocking off various streets regularly, so you constantly have to find a new and interesting route to work. Now don't get me wrong, I'm sure there are many beautiful buildings etc. to look at while you're stuck in yet another totally unpredictable traffic jam, and I'm sure it builds character trying to convince yourself not to get out of the car and fly into an exceptionally violent fit of road rage while everyone around you are just as pissed and equally sick and tired of the whole thing, but it seems to me that they _could_ wait to block off the streets until they _actually_ have some lazy sod in a high vis. vest to stand around doing fuck all... Being stuck in traffic, because some muppet has decided to put up a barricade 6 months in advance just adds insult to injury. Reckon we could learn a thing or two from the Japanese, as far as I know, those guys have got road repair down like no one else.
Forgot the leaving up a 40 sign on a 80+ road after hours EVERY TIME, even though there's no one around, or anything even remotely on the road to cause any form of caution.
There has been a 60 sign up on the northern expressway in Adelaide, a 110 road, for 6 months and never seen a single person. Thankfully literally nobody slows down for it anymore
@@Caraxian My dad was in construction since he was a teenager, and lived to 77. Everytime we drove past a road work 40 sign he always would yell "It should be illegal to leave those sign up, or not cover them over after they're fine for the day".
@@socks2441 Yup same, I only follow them if there are workers walking on or near the road. Never once gotten a fine, it had anyone cranky at me. I hate fuckwits that go 40 at those signs or school zones at like 7-8pm...
@@socks2441i ignored the 5mph sign on a 55mph road while riding my motorcycle last week, they put a 5ft wide trench that was 3ft deep in the middle of the road were you could only drive around it on the side of the road, good thing is i was actually doing about 105 and somehow just flew over it without crashing.
Of all the funny worker ideas you have had, roadworkers is the best by a country mile. It's such a laugh seeing them sit around achieveing bugger all every day, this is the most relatable yet, especially if you live in Auckland and you have to deal with the shitty roadworks of Auckland Transport. Absolute nightmare.
All through year 11 at high school me and my mates risked our phones being confiscated to watch the weekly vids and holy shit is it worth it for the laughs , can’t wait to do it all again this year!!! These are bloody corkas
@@studio2251 it is a good job with dam good pay but it does have it drawbacks. I worked on a highway division in canada and had to travel for 7 months out of the year. We worked 20 some days straight then took 3 days off but different companies work differnt schedules. I loved it when I was younger because I got to travel and party with all kinds of cool people. Every month or two your in a new town with new people.and new shit to explore. As long as you can handle long hours and being away from home, I would recommend it.
Laugh all you like, that job security is Geelong City at its best. I shit you not, they build potholes INTO the new road surface (East bound Portarlington Rd Moolap)
⚠️⚠️ back it up mate!!!! big pothole up here, ya might fall in, end up in china!!!! ⚠️⚠️
Great vid Garn!
They already gave us the 'Wuhan Shuffle'
Garn' then mate get to work then
Enjoyed the video Garn 😂🤣👍Really should do every produce worker ever 😂
hopefully he doesn't experience any human rights violations on the way there
Gotta love it when they turn the little mobile traffic lights red and just leave ya sitting there for half an hour
Fckn oath
@@isaacphillips8263 🤟
Just drive thru them n flip off all the road pigeons wearing reflextive vests. Im the only vehicle in the bloody county; what the fuck do i need to stop for 20 minutes
@@dequavisjones4869 did your bloody wife leave you over this or something mate
That’s a safety thing. 10 mins of no traffic, followed by a short period of letting the traffic through and repeat. It’s usually only on sites where you are physically working on or in close proximity to the road.
As a roadwork labourer in the NT, this is so not true. Our actual work is so much different from this. We actually drink Carlton Drys when we're drinking on the job. Smh
🤣🤣
Champion
They had us in the first half not gonna lie 🤣😂
My initial response was rejected cos I said see you next Tuesday.. hrdn up youie toobie..
I have to admit it here it seems like the same roads are forever under maintenance of construction. There is one part of the freeway that i swear to fucking god has been worked on for a decade straight and i for the life of me can't see any difference.
The only bad thing about these vids.......is the long wait for the next one, they never disappoint
Agreed. I wish we could get them once a week... But the wait is worth it. Always.
These videos are great They're always too short.
Get patrion for an extra dollar for a video a week also. Man's is busy at his other work probably, I recon quality over quantity. Cheers for the videos garn crew.
It's hard convincing a new employer to hire you, especially when you've been fired from most if not all of the jobs you've been on.
It’s hard to get a new job every video bro
Australia is truly a wonderous and cultured country
ish ...
It certianly is the funniest!!! I been laughing the hardest at Aussie's crackin jokes for over 20 years as an American!
Until covid now they nazi germany
As an Aussie myself, your welcome
Damn farkin right!! 👍😁
"It's called job security"
Damn, finally understand why there are so many potholes in my town that never seem to diminish.
ah, I see you have those roads that are unfixable also. Glad im not alone.
Doesn't have to be any potholes mate, a crew spent 3 days resurfacing a piece of street which ended up the same condition as before they started. Total waste of time and money.
@@maxpower7774 why do you numpties think it´s not done on purpose? stealing money fromthe budget by road monopolies. When something always needs to be fixed, it equals profit. So They´re not interested in fixing anything really. The workers have nothing to do with it.
Yep. Good eye.
The next street over has this part that is just a bunch of potholes and they come out and fill them in and the fkn rain washes the fill out and they do this like once a month and have for the 1.5 years I've lived here. It's fkn wild
This was the funniest video yet. They're all masterpieces, but this so far was the Magnum opus. Love it.
have you seen the bunnings one i laughed my ass off
Idk, some of the construction worker ones are pretty great. Maybe it's because I work construction, but they always give me a good laugh
Moving house but in a taxi is the diamond of this channel 🤣 my family and i have intern jokes with it
Crypto guy is also hilarious!!
agreed! watched a few now, this one convinced me to sub.
You can just see the production design and budget and value going up and up and up . Love the vids guys, keep it up. 👍👍👍👍
budgets good enough to buy a slab of beer w wheelbarrow a sledge hammer and a few Gatorades 👌👌👌
Garn is the Australian workforce summed up very nicely in one drunken hi vis clad package
Even Dan likes to get on the beers😂
Anyone who uses the Bruce highway between Burpengary and North Lakes can relate to this one... been roadworks there for over a year, I've seen people actually working there maybe 1 or 2 times and I drive past multiple times daily.
Drove through there today. Saw about 2/5ths of fuck all going on in there
The Bruce is currently being tested for the new upgrade, but it will be full on once the tests are done
I like how you say "over a year" like that's a long time. A year where I live is fast. There's a road near me that's been in the process of getting widened since 2016 and still is only 2/3 done.
Edit: I should clarify, that is entirely *WAY* too long for the work that is required. Even just the year you described shouldn't take that long, but with the lack of work being done, a year is a lot less time than normal. I'm amazed your road work takes that little amount of time because of that.
@@mrgw98 It's been longer but I can't remember when they started. And a year is a long time to reduce a 100kph highway that is the main road everyone uses to 80kph over a stretch dozens of K's long, through several exits, especially when no one ever works there and there's speed cameras in the 80 zone. It is a huge pest for everyone in the area. I wouldn't mind if anyone actually worked there and they got the job done quick, but as I said, I drive past multiple times daily and no one is ever working there and it's been that way for months at this point. Don't comment if you don't live here because you don't know what you're talking about
Have a Wizz Fizz
Let me guess, 10 blokes standing around 1 man digging slowly, or a bunch of guys talking about something with their hands on their hips like they're doing actual work. 5 mins work, 10 hour Smoko ;)
Shit, u rite
Most of the jobs on any road site needs specific certifications so if you see five guys watching two guys work it's because those are the only two guys allowed to do that thing
@@desisiht5595 Don't ruin the fun with facts, dammit.
In all seriousness though, that makes sense, but surely that is a little stupid, no? Is there no work-around? "You three; do this, you three; do that"?
Also to add on. The ones that stand around are usually traffic management.
@@takoshihitsamaru4675 sometimes you need to have the other guys finish their work before you can do yours
The funniest part is that he's not actually joking
Ahhh what fuck is this cerment? Yeah harden the fuck up 🤣🤣 had me in tears
its always christmas when murph blesses us with more content 🙏
Oath mate.
Fuck Yeah
And just like Christmas a new episode only comes once a year
no
Merry chrysler
I work in traffic control I haven’t laughed this much In ages what a classic . Great job
"you're a bit of a legend, mate. Thank you!" "Fuckhead..."
Boy, if I had a nickel...
How bloody accurate this is making me laugh even more. There's a large road work close to me, I went away for 7 months, came back and they had put up a fence and moved around some dirt. Keep up the great content boys
that's what you saw. you don't see all the infrastructure underground, among other things.
Don't forget the power and authority you get when there are orange flashing lights up on top of the forby or ute canopy!
That cement joke was solid asf. I cracked up bro
You gotta love every time this guy uploads
“Is this cement?” Yea harden the fuck up” I died😂😂
always a good day when garn uploads
Yoooo the harden the f up part was just gold. I always love the cup of cement line but you took it to a new level🤣
The ol' ring road! Love recognising these bits of home from the videos. Keep up the good work boys.
20 odd years and the bastards are still at it!! 😂
Garn has the funniest videos on RUclips. Greetings from Canada! I love it when Aussies call someone Champ.
1:41 that background manuever was legendary
I've always wondered if the other workers are jealous of the guy with the stop sign. He just gets paid to stand there while the other guys actually do shit
no they dont
It's not just holding a stick. You've also got to avoid getting run over by mad cunts. Especially at night time works and ones in the middle of nowhere. It's can be pretty tough avoiding those angry motorists while you nap.
They give it the chicks that join road crews here, seeing as they can't do the real work. :-)))
a wise man once said those stop slow sign blokes could be replaced by a fishing rod holder
@@uhtred7860 isn't the traffic controller the one stopping the ones doing the "real work" from getting run over? Might not want to insult your last line of defence against becoming a pancake
You nailed it especially the whole car giving me attitude so I just hold them for longer and smile at them
So true mate! Bloody good work!
No matter the country the roadwork remains the same. Have a good one Garn and thanks for the laughs to start my day!
lol wtf, you never been to japan where they can replace a bridge in one night. They don't mess around in japan.
@@tinto278 Correct and I haven't any friends who live/have lived there so It wouldn't surprise me if they're super efficient in such things Tinto.
@@tinto278 The Japanese are just far superior to everyone else.
These videos are hilarious. I live in Nevada US where the state flower is the "Big Sagebrush"... Inhabitants of the state say the state flower is the Road Cone.
This is "Garninterational"..
Like music, Garn is the International Language of the world we drive through.
Love road crews ! Drive up to the cape was a bumpy nightmare. Drive down was smooth and glassy. Bloody leg ends.
bumpy roads are more fun, i honestly prefer them (as long as there are no actual pot holes, which honestly happen more in a brand new smooth road than an old bumpy one anyway. they always do a shit job of new tarmac.
The vaccum is the best, never laughed so hard
Hey Garn, I really love rough roads than smooth roads. The sound on a rough road is so satisfying
not a bad looking commodore, love the video lads!
This guy should win Aussie of the year
Old mate kickin' the chair leg in the background fuckin' killed me 😂
Kid you nailed it. The wizz fizz/cement. Outstanding as always🤣🤣🤣👍
The legend is back and bringing all those laughs back its good to see you brother 🙌
"Is that cement in there?"
"Yeah mate harden the fuck up!"
Lmao love it haha.
man could run a fast food store with all the food he has buried in the wheelbarrow underneath the dirt, rocks and rat droppings
The fitment on that ute tho mate that's sick dude
Love watching your videos, cheers me up every time
Fantastic. Getting slayed watching these videos. Bloke is golden!! Cheers from Sweden! You got fans over here mate!
Garn is the best at doing these videos!
Ahh so that’s the reason why the Tonkin Highway link took so long to finish
👏 hats off, for doing a bloody brilliant job of doing stuff all!
The only channel I have notifications for after a decade+ on youtube..keep it up!
"He's got the hi vis on so he must be on top of it"
Out with another banger of a video Garn, you've bloody done it again
One of your best especially the cement fizz bag
This is the road from Ballarat to Geelong, and has been that way for years now.
"Is that cement!?"
"Yea. Harden up."
Brilliant.
Top tier quality content mate, keep up the good work guys.
The first 25 seconds got my attention when it got to the shovel part. Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
You deserve more views then u get. Every video on ur channel is pure gold. 👌
That cement in the wizfiz is gold
been waiting for a month for this another great video. good job mate
I love how all the videos I have watched of yours and all of them are so accurate for Australia
I used to live in Australia, and this is hilariously accurate 😂 🤣
Canada it's the exact same!
Well, I live in Denmark, which is just about as far from Australia as you can possibly get without leaving the planet, and it's the exact same damn thing up here - for some odd reason, the powers that be have decided on a tradition of blocking off various streets regularly, so you constantly have to find a new and interesting route to work. Now don't get me wrong, I'm sure there are many beautiful buildings etc. to look at while you're stuck in yet another totally unpredictable traffic jam, and I'm sure it builds character trying to convince yourself not to get out of the car and fly into an exceptionally violent fit of road rage while everyone around you are just as pissed and equally sick and tired of the whole thing, but it seems to me that they _could_ wait to block off the streets until they _actually_ have some lazy sod in a high vis. vest to stand around doing fuck all... Being stuck in traffic, because some muppet has decided to put up a barricade 6 months in advance just adds insult to injury. Reckon we could learn a thing or two from the Japanese, as far as I know, those guys have got road repair down like no one else.
That’s slammed Holden Ute was sick👌🏾
Caan we just all appreciate that they actually filmed next to a real (and seemingy quite busy) road?
That harden up line was gold
Garn your an absolute legend, your smashing the system with timeless classics. Props to going to an actual road working site and looking the part lol.
Every one of your videos is comedic gold. One of the few channels that genuinely makes me laugh every time
Got the high vis on he must be on top of it 😂
Spoonful of concrete, brilliant.
3:03 you might fall in and end up in china AHAHAH! that is fucken gold
This is so honestly to the point.....well done Sir Garn
Forgot the leaving up a 40 sign on a 80+ road after hours EVERY TIME, even though there's no one around, or anything even remotely on the road to cause any form of caution.
agreed. i largely ignore roadworks speed signs, they are usually meaningless.
There has been a 60 sign up on the northern expressway in Adelaide, a 110 road, for 6 months and never seen a single person. Thankfully literally nobody slows down for it anymore
@@Caraxian My dad was in construction since he was a teenager, and lived to 77. Everytime we drove past a road work 40 sign
he always would yell "It should be illegal to leave those sign up, or not cover them over after they're fine for the day".
@@socks2441 Yup same, I only follow them if there are workers walking on or near the road.
Never once gotten a fine, it had anyone cranky at me.
I hate fuckwits that go 40 at those signs or school zones at like 7-8pm...
@@socks2441i ignored the 5mph sign on a 55mph road while riding my motorcycle last week, they put a 5ft wide trench that was 3ft deep in the middle of the road were you could only drive around it on the side of the road, good thing is i was actually doing about 105 and somehow just flew over it without crashing.
"harden the fuck up" I just spat coffee over my monitor!
We live in the greatest country on the planet. The lucky country.
He has the hi-vis on 👍 Legendry worker.
Mate, you're a legend, keep up the good work
BTW, this part, 2:32, downright hilarious,
🤣🤣🤣
"He's got the hi-vis on, he must be on top of it." *waves*
The whole bloody 'Eat a spoonful of cement and harden the fuck up' scene was absolutely fuckin hilarious mate. I'm nearly in tears
Kicking the chair on the background is absolutely gold!😄
I love this guys content keep up the funny vids
Cans in the wheelbarrow 😂 Genius!!
Of all the funny worker ideas you have had, roadworkers is the best by a country mile. It's such a laugh seeing them sit around achieveing bugger all every day, this is the most relatable yet, especially if you live in Auckland and you have to deal with the shitty roadworks of Auckland Transport. Absolute nightmare.
if you want, go ask them what's going on. there's always a reason.
All through year 11 at high school me and my mates risked our phones being confiscated to watch the weekly vids and holy shit is it worth it for the laughs , can’t wait to do it all again this year!!! These are bloody corkas
You make us aussie’s proud mate, keep it up this is good stuff
Cheers from the NT👑
Can't get enough of your videos, love ya mate
As an Indian - Australian, I find this to be incredibly hilarious mate. Garn!! Namaste!
but you are Indian mate not Australian. lol
@@jsjsjsjsj578 ok mate 😆
I’d gladly wait another month for Garn’s videos.
You might fall in and end up in china made my cousin laugh best line ever mate 😂😂😂😂
Is that cement?
Ya, harden the f*** up mate.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Here he is, was wondering where you went Murph, now I realise - You were working on our roads ay
LOL watching the wizz fizz packet come out whilst eating some.
I worked roadworks for about 8 years and can confirm this guy nailed it.
Is it a decent job to get into for someone young?
@@studio2251 it is a good job with dam good pay but it does have it drawbacks. I worked on a highway division in canada and had to travel for 7 months out of the year. We worked 20 some days straight then took 3 days off but different companies work differnt schedules. I loved it when I was younger because I got to travel and party with all kinds of cool people. Every month or two your in a new town with new people.and new shit to explore. As long as you can handle long hours and being away from home, I would recommend it.
Bloody brilliant boys, keep up the good work
I’ve got the same smoko box 😂
1:40 I am fucking crying. I love this shit.
It’s been soooo long since you guys have uploaded a video! Love your content! Btw can you do a “every politician ever” video?
Absolutely brilliant boys. Keep up the good work!
the joke at 2:15 is fucking amazing, harden the fuck up Lmao
The high vis LOL
NGL- big ups to the patreon supporters. Having the verbal shout outs gone is so much more enjoyable.
Garn. This guy never dissapoints.
Laugh all you like, that job security is Geelong City at its best. I shit you not, they build potholes INTO the new road surface (East bound Portarlington Rd Moolap)
YO MURPHY BACK