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Every AusPost Worker Ever.. | Garn.
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Do the new AusPost Electric Scooters mean my deliveries will actually arrive up now?
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Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
Murph played by Connor Evanson
everybody gangsta till Murph pulls up on the home-made AUSPOST mobility scooter
fr bro I wouldn’t want you pulling up front my house
As I found out Aus Post can literally send your package everywhere but where you are for like a month yet still be in business because no one else can be bothered to create their own delivery company.
bruh i thought at the start it was the real deal, and was almost convinced u took a job at aus post just fort his video
would love to shout you a beer or 2 in perth.. i know the cheapest pints around haha.. the only pints you can afford on centrelink
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Directly handing the bloke a sorry we missed you card 🤣, spot on.
that was fckn gold 🤣
Yeah m8 you have 3 seconds to get to the door or you're fucked
@@LongJ0hn one honk and theyre gone to the next street already
lucky he even got one of those.
Happened to me.. not to my hand. Dude pulled up, saw me in the window and went to put the card in the box. I walked out like WTF ARE U DOING. U LOOKED AT ME.. till this day still makes me giggle
The bikes being too loud was a problem. It meant you might actually hear them and be able to get outside before they leave a card and run. With the electric buggies that's no longer an issue.
Too true 🤣🤣
The ones doing the card were the ones in the delivery trucks,vans though don't mind normally postie doing it since they never had the room anyways
The electric buggies are too slow though, if you were to see them you could catch one
@@valentinkay2928 They can go up to 45ks an hour. About 3 times the average human can run.. Good luck catching that.
Postie here, trust me. It’s not hard to card and run on the bike either
2 1/2 years later and Australia Post is still blaming covid for the mail being exceptionally slow.
I'm telling you, Covid is an elaborate plan by Big Mail to give them excuses for slowing down.
Why go back to being flat out when they now have perfect bullshit excuses because of covid nar mate gotta wash my hands 50 times before I deliver your mail when really it's just their dick 😂
What was the excuse b4 covid I can't remember haha.
Once your parcel reaches Chullora, NSW you may as well give up on it.
They also laid off a lot of posties over the past 5 to 10 years and Ahmed Fahour capped their salaries and whatnot to save taxpayers money(he did).
Then he got paid out a massive benefit then the Liberal government crucified Holgate over some watches she gave for performance bonuses(Even though they wanted Aus Post to be run like a private company and to generate profit and not be a drain on tax payers).
We've all had the moment when you get a "We missed you" card, but you were home the entire day.
When I was a courier I stashed that shit in there and just signed ATL (authorised to leave) even when it wasn't an ATL you got you shit and I didn't have to come back PS: I didn't last long 🤣🤣
Yeah I hate that sometimes.
Yeah but at the same time I’ve seen plenty of times where someone claimed to be “home all day” only for video evidence proving the postie knocked and waited (up to 2 minutes) for the customer who was “in the front room all day”. Goes both ways strangely enough
@@bj011990 thanks for your service 🙏
@@statsman6195 I never waited I didn't care if they were home or not I put it at the front door went to the next fuck wasting my time for them to get their arse off the couch sooner my route was done the sooner I had a beer in hand
Mate theres nothing more Aussie than being an AusPost postman and delivery driver. Apart from Murphy boy rocking that fully sick AusPost bike.
Especially being a mobility scooter 🤣🤣
No wonder my deliveries are always late
Aww hell yeah
I work for AusPost. Can we use this as a training video for our employees?
That scooter is sick, and the jump over the bins - flawless!
or the wheels getting stolen!
Agreed 1000/10
AusPost after losing 300 parcels in 15 seconds
“Ah fuck it, can’t please anyone”
As a postie I approve of this message. My favourite part of the job is not the part where we select fragile parcels to be run over, but the part where we take select crates of mail and put them aside for a few weeks before sending them on to the destination. I also love telling customers that we don't have their parcel, while it's actually on the shelf right behind me.
Sounds like a dream job honestly
🤣🤣🤣
😂 you monster lmao 😂
Holy hell I’m guessing your contractor and managers don’t know then lol.
@@justaquackingduck46 (they're not actually a postie)
We've traded in our old tour van for 4 AUSPOST scooters thanks to this video. Cheers for repping the tunes fellas!
Noice.
Hopefully they can go up hills a bit better than his lol
Australia Post were outsourcing their package deliveries to 3rd party people. At the shop I worked at, we literally had one of their people drive up to the front of the shop and throw packages through the open doors and onto the floor. Some of it was fragile items. We had to make semi-regular complaints to Aust Post, because of it.
The "Sorry we missed you" part is also true. Once I was waiting for a package to arrive to the same shop. All I got was one of those cards that said no one was there at 11am on a Thursday. There were seven staff members in our open and operating store at the time.
I went to Australia Post to pick up the undelivered package, but they were closed, because it was a Friday before a christmas long weekend. It wasn't even a public holiday, but they closed up anyway. I had to go back there a few days later, to be told it was longer than seven days, so my stuff had been sent back to the sender. Four or five of those seven days were when the Post Office was closed. I had to put in a complaint to the ombudsman because of it all.
As always, these videos are so incredibly accurate that it’s hysterical 😂😂😂
this explains why my cheap trash from china is taking so long, should've known Murph was behind it
i lost my shit at the part where the dude is standing waiting for the post and he just rocks up and hands him a sorry we missed you card
Fuck yeah, ya know its a bloody good day when Garn posts
When Garn "posts" right
First time I saw my local postie on one of the new electric scooter things I was walking past him on the side of the road with all the letters having fallen out of the back of it. Fucking hilarious!
I remember my brother had been expecting to receive a package through aus post a year or so back and it got sent all around the country before ever getting anywhere near him 🤣
I sent a package going from qld to Melbourne which actually went “qld-nsw- victoria- tasmania- victoria. Lol
@@kizzjd9578 sounds about right.
After watching this, I have decided that I want to be a auspost worker when I grow up.
Mate you're on the wrong fuckin track if you feel like AP workers ever grew up.
I used to be a postie. This is almost exactly how the contractors deliver parcels. Since we contract most of our parcrl volume out to apparently fuckin idiots who got a license in a cereal box, they take no pride in their work. I speak from experience, ive seen them do it and homestly, nearly had head on collisioms with their vans more times than i've been chased by dogs
Ah yes...that's what we do here. Just outsource everything. It's been such a success!
“I speak from experience, I’ve done it myself. Fuck their packages”
Not from a cereal box, just get licensed in Mumbai
I used to be on the retail side... trust me... you were lucky haha
The DC I'm working at it's the opposite.
The Corporate posties are the ones that don't care cause it's not their fault the corporation has their back.
The contractors are the ones that give a shit cause they are liable for the contract.
These videos have taught me that if Garn is working for you, your business is seriously f***ed up
5 people can't be first💀💀
Gotta snap that one of a kind record in half to fit in the mail
That's a sick contraption you made, love it.
Honestly though I can't relate, always get my deliveries on time and in a lot of cases earlier. My local AusPost drivers are nice and know where to safely leave all parcels even when the tracker says it can't be safe dropped, which is awesome.
I saw one of those contractor pricks literally tiptoe up to my door and try to sneak the card in between the door and the fly screen
The look on his face when he turned around to get in the van and saw the electric gate closing was priceless, I was thinking to myself, yeah mate, I got you this time you lazy cnt, then got both my 20kg packages of lithium ion batteries from what appeared to be the most depressed postie contractor in existence XD
You building your own power wall or something? That's a decent stack of batteries.
@@iamdave84 indeed, I was building a 12kwh add-on for my solar system, and I also wanted to upgrade my electric bike battery
0:54 I've nearly literally had that happen to me. Working at home, car in driveway, blinds open, lights and radio on. I hear a rustling sound, stick my head around the corner from the office and the postie is just wedging a "sorry we missed you" card in the screen door because apparently that was easier than knocking. He hadn't even brought the package from the van, just the card. We made eye contact and I saw him decide to walk off… then think better of it. "Aww… … I thought you weren't home. I'll go get your thing.".
Didn't see that postie many times.
I just moved to Australia and have had an identical experience. The fella could see me through the window but decided to leave a sorry we missed you, but I opened the door before he could wedge it in. Had to go back to the van to actually get my parcel. What a joke
Recently I had Aus post take over a month to deliver something, which sounds pretty normal for them at first. Turns out though they had sent the package from Queensland -> Sydney -> Perth -> Sydney -> Perth -> Sydney -> Perth. Great job Australia Post
That's why it's called "Australia" post
And can we all just take a moment to remember that legend that jumped his bike for the locals that time years ago and made the news 😂😂😂😂
it was actually for some tradies; had a monumental stack and got the sack for his trouble..
@@petesmitt yeah.........might have got the sack....but his legend will last forever 😂😂
As a postman myself for Auspost , this is perfect haha thanks for the laugh
Hi bro I want to talk you regarding aus post deliveries
@@shahiqali7987 ask away
Man from Chicago here. I love these videos. Delivering the sorry we missed you had me laughing loudly
Keep it up bud.
As an Australian, I have never seen a channel with content more relatable...
The way he just throws the parcels onto the ground ruins me every time.
Don't forget about when they leave packages that require a signature and take packges that don't need a signature to the post office.
Especially when you are home....f#*king infuriating
@@webby4725 and when they txt message you if it's ok to leave the package and you reply yes and they still take it to the post office
You’re Australian, what’s the helmet for?
It has the same effect as strapping down wood on a trailer, just for looks.🤣
Gotta be safe mate.. even at 10 kph!
Probably for magpies more than anything.
@@baabaabaa2293 those bloody magpies
@@courage5090 few more weeks, the bastards will be out in force!!
also for deflecting empty tinnies thrown at ya
@@IceFire1800 I like your thinking
I know it's a good day when Garn uploads, bloody legend
As a current postie. The Eevee's (yes they named them after the pokemon) are shit on the lower spine and are only good on flat land. The problem is that there is no flat land outside of a few areas *that the union turned into motorbike only areas cause of a single road crossing in one mail routes case. Postie bikes will stay though for a long time to come cause major cities can't fit the Eevee's on the footpaths anyways
It’s pretty epic they brought them in to curb motorcycle postie accidents but only switched the electric bike riders onto them
As soon as I saw it was about AusPost I was expecting you to be on one of those motor bikes wheeling down the road. But this was still funny af.
Looks like you don't have those 3 wheelers going to your street.
The bike has been replaced, it produces too much CO2 so they contracted an entire new fleet of old ppl mobiles from their business partners overseas with tax dollars.
Driving the postie-scooter right into [major retailer's drive-thru bottle shop] in [suburb close to my home], really committing to it as usual.
Probably a good reason why posties don't want to go near a front door of some houses.
These vids are second to none, you never disappoint and they just get better.
Also do you actually apply for these jobs to make these vids?
Hes expained previously no, they don't work at any of the places shown, in fact its a fk around since they have to sneak cameras in and stuff.
This is literally how my packages get delivered
Laughing. So. Hard. Right. Now.
Hilarious from start to finish. The ending with the scooter on bricks was the greatest closing possible - chef's kiss to this video
Must be in paramatta
It's a good day when the Garn boys upload. Keep up the great work fellas
As always, these videos are so incredibly accurate that it’s hysterical
Ah that package that will never fit but u still gotta try
What a legend this guy is!!!!!! I watch every video of his 1000s of times and it never gets old
As a current postie...not sure want to make of this...yes very funny but it seems unfortunately true in some aspects...
Oh a f@$k those ev tuk tuks...
Funny ass vid, but I can't really personally relate, honestly AusPost have been excellent where I'm at, during Covid lockdown I can't recall any of my parcels getting delayed and one time I received a parcel that was damaged in transit, within 10 minutes of going in to one of their shops I got a phone call from the Insurance/Compensation department to fully reimburse me for it and it hit my account within the hour. Was honestly very surprising, I expected they'd try to screw me around for a week tbh.
Guess I'm pretty lucky, because I've definitely heard of a few shockers.
How do you get all the gear from each job. Buts It make the vid so much better
As a postie this is an absolute classic.
I went to the description to find a ‘apply here’ button lol
The best part was when he hands the guy outside his house the sorry we missed you card. Too good.
Murph mate were in townsville for a weekend meet up in strand
I'm a kiwi and I can relate to these videos 😂 (worst post service ever)
Fucking aye.
Don't worry, America is quickly catching up.
We have companies openly saying that "packages will disappear now, so try not send anything too expensive"
Oh and Fragile or Live, as in animals, bees, etc, will no longer be guaranteed. You might just get a box a dead ass bees 8 weeks after ordering.
At 2:35 the guy looks like mike nolan
Darcy's acting as the scooter is phenomenal. If you know you know.
He really got his big break by showing up in a lot of other Aussie’s videos.
I thought he played the bricks in this vid??
He does a convincing lawn too...6yrs at NIDA weren't wasted.
I get it, it’s a piss take. But I feel I need to clarify a few things…I work for Auspost and after a hip replacement the only option for me, during my recovery, was the Electric Delivery Vehicle. I was pretty sceptic at first, but after having covered almost 3,000klm on one I have to admit they are excellent machines. No it’s not just about noise, it is about reducing maintenance costs, also they fob lock all doors so they protect mail whereas the Postie bike Mail is vulnerable to theft, also due to their size your whole run can be carried on them. Plus they autopark on inclines which is a great feature. Plus they are far safer than Postie bikes too, so it is a far better machine than the postie bike in many areas….not perfect but a step in the right direction. They also do 55kph and are only used in 60kph or less zones. To be fair you should do a video on peoples letterboxes and how bad many of them are…..I feel Auspost should bring out a decal for them….’Auspost Approved Shitbox”.
2:51
They turned the scooter into a commodore.
nah that fucking "everyone respects me and the service and perform oh for fucks sake who fucking THEY'RE NOT GONNA FIT YOUR CAR"
Have we done every pool maintenance guy, or Jim's mowing yet?🤔
Jim does more than just mowing too
How about "Every Astronaut"
Every car detailer, every tax agent, every pool comp bogan, every zebra crossing lady, every lycra-clad cyclist.
@@AngryTurds Every invisible man? Now I'd like to see that!
Every airport baggage handler, every school groundsman, every young bloke with a 4wd, every car salesman, every real estate agent, every tilt-tray driver. so many pillars of the community.
fun fact: 60 percent of garns videos start off with, "yeah mate..."
Yeah, mate, true.
love your videos brother keep up the great content and you should do weekly videos 🙂👍
The idea of using electric scooters for mail delivery and last mile transport is actually pretty cool.....its not that thoes things suck,if u swap out the motor for one of those 1000w escooter motors,u would easily be clocking 80kmh.....uphill....both ways
As a postie myself all i can say is GET YOUR SHIT SAFE DROPPED. I want to deliver your parcel as fast as i can, if theres an authority to leave and a good hiding place i can be in and out in 5 seconds. By the time you get to the door ill be gone. Posties hate sorry we missed you cards. They are a pain in the ass to write out and it means i now have to carry that parcel around with me all day, then after my last delivery instead of getting to go home i now have to drive back to the PO to have it scanned back in and when we return the undelivered parcels we also have to wait in line. The ongoing joke that these sorry we missed you cards are benefiting the drivers is a joke itself
i ugly laughed so loudly when you handed the bloke the "sorry we missed you" ticket
Fuck AusPost. I had a package go from Melbourne to Sydney, to Brisbane, Back to Sydney, BACK TO MELBOURNE, then to me...
U r so funny respect 🙏
Awesome video just awesome 👌
Switch out the battery with a 72V and you’ll be the quickest posty in town
Yo
What about when a signature is required and you're not home. Not a problem the postie just signs it for you and leaves the parcel.
My questions is how did one of those bikes
My Dad was a delivery contractor for AusPost for years, and they ran on a three strike system - as in, three complaints and you're fired. Ever. For any complaint, no matter what the reason, no matter whether it was true or not. One person complained that the AusPost magnets on his car door weren't quite straight once (country delivery area, approximately half of his 120+ km delivery route was on heavily corrugated gravel roads), and that counted. That was the only complaint he ever got, but yeah, he got out his spirit level and some fucking glue so they couldn't possibly move.
the reason they have these now is because a 35 year old female postie lost control in high winds here in Melbourne she got hit by a 4x4, coma for a short period, no brain activity and she was declared dead soon after. this is the insurance companies answer. $$$$
Aus post men are just slapped on a mini scooter for elderly that can go 0-1km/h in 60 seconds
Don’t forget that somewhere superwog’s dad is waiting for his mail
Did you film that in St Leonards????????
Rare to see a car on the street there with all 4 wheels.
I'm starting to enjoy this documentary.
Was a mailman here in the US for a summer job. If the job is anything like it is here. Your overworked, under staffed, and out of time constantly. I worked 60-70 hours a week and never got ahead on work 🙃 its simply impossible but everyone want their amazon prime trash delivered overnight along with grandmas meds along with Billys unemployment check.
I was a postie for about 7 years back in the '80s. I rode a 110cc postie bike while others peddled the old pushy. Back then we used to provide a great service to our customers. Then late in the '80s Aust Post went 'corporate' ... things went to s*** then.
Mail from Melbourne to Sydney 6 days. Mail from London to Sydney 6 days. You work it out.
Brilliant!!! 😂🥳🥳🥳 Is this Townsville?
That was my shipment of murano glass figurines getting stomped.
Are they more collectible post Garn? 🤔 that's a real head scratcher.
I'll go down to the lower class areas and find out 😉.
Retirement doesn't pay as well as Australia Post, so I took a job as a motorbike postie. There's a lot to be light-hearted about, like trying to find addresses that don't exist, or follow a logical geographic or numerical order to your point of delivery. It's fun trying to reconcile the Oz Post safety first propaganda with the actual "hurry-the-fuck-up" message from supervisors. It's another classic example of bureaucratic arse-covering that will leave the guys in the office sitting pretty while the poor sod out trying to deliver mail on a dodgy bike is in the picture to be shafted , should anything go wrong. A sense of humour helps and this skit was great.
"Oi, that's a pretty gay looking scooter mister postyman"
Has a bottle thrown at him.
"Fuck!n hell!"
Hilarious af
A while back my modem died and Optus promises a 5 day delivery. Anyone that's been without internet for a week knows my frustration. It was a Friday so I had to go the weekend plus the 5 week days until the following Friday before receiving it, I live on a farm by myself no tv reception f'n boring. So the day of arrival comes up and I'm as giddy as a kid on Christmas by this stage, I drive 4km to my mail box and open it to find not a modem but a card, now the card wasn't your typical red card(go to your local PO for pick up) no this was a blue card which meant I had to go to the main postal hub 40km from home but as i said I was just so glad to finally have my modem that I just said f it, I'm going on this 80km round trip, Ill be playing Asphalt 8 by 2pm.
I eventually got the the postal hub and walked in, threw my card on the counter and asked "my modem please?" and the lady went around the place looking for it but said she couldn't find it, by this stage I was becoming unpleasant. She turns over the card and sees the postal worker who delivered the card had taken home my modem for the weekend and wanted me to drive to the hub(the one I was at) on Monday. I lost the plot, started yelling, demanding to know who gave permission to the posties to take your shit home with them, she wouldn't answer me, I told her it wasn't her fault, I just wanted to talk to the manager who was in an office not 10 feet behind her but they would not come out and face the music. I drove home empty handed, wasted fuel and half my day for no reason other than the postie thought it would ok to just deliver a card instead of the damn modem. That's Aus Post for ya!
Good to know Auspost and USPS are practically the same
Legit said to myself before I watch this vid, MUST TURN ON TV 🤣
dodgy parcel contractors don't even leave a card they just take everything to the post office. Then I'm delivering 'Urgent reminder' cards a week later.
Australia Post execs will be pissed you posted a video like this.... that tells the ugly truth of how they've ripped the joy and efficiency out of delivery for some of the lowest paid full-time workers in Australia.
Funny AF but just to reiterate we are not all like this. If you know me you know my channel and my story 🤣🤣🤣
@gtoss chddy Sorry you have that problem, Probably has something to do with security of the mail being left alone unattended?
They have always gotta make sure it’s a week late other wise it’s not ripe enough to absolutely fucking destroy before putting it in the mail box! 😊😊😊
"Unfortunately, Where i'm from, there aren't too many of these areas around." *he's in townsville*
AustralianPost workers = AustrianPost workers
Really, it is the same.
I showed this video to my mate who works at Australia post, it has now spread around his workplace like wildfire. Spot on xD
This is the most underrated channel on the tube by a wide mile
Thanks again for the laughs mate. You really are a true blue Aussie comedian :) . I laughed my arse off when it tipped over and when you handed the guy the ''Sorry i missed you card' That was genius lol. This video almost outdid that JB HIfi is just yellow Retrovision one lol.
Too fuckin accurate
Auspost, where the only difference between regular and express is the price
They should've taken that ramp and dropped off the gutter instead.
Lmao, delivering the missed notification was gold.