Every Centrelink Worker Ever... | Garn

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

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  • @GarnComedy
    @GarnComedy  3 года назад +1784

    despite being unemployed garry is somehow constantly drinking a near full 1.25L bottle of coke in public
    one of lifes true mysteries.

    • @artiebartie786
      @artiebartie786 3 года назад +35

      yes

    • @honoyetameow5349
      @honoyetameow5349 3 года назад +45

      Because cokes cheaper than water mate.

    • @thegamingrepublic7014
      @thegamingrepublic7014 3 года назад +17

      He gets his mates to buy it for him
      “Oi Barry ya cunt, pass me the coke, shit mate”

    • @emailitzs641
      @emailitzs641 3 года назад +17

      Cento barely pays for rent if not living in grandma's basement ramen noodles and home brand coke is a luxury

    • @damo5998
      @damo5998 3 года назад +5

      Goon,,,,,,,

  • @basicallyhowto4108
    @basicallyhowto4108 3 года назад +1845

    These documentaries on Aussie culture are very fascinating!

    • @australianemergencyvehicles505
      @australianemergencyvehicles505 3 года назад +25

      Yeah, they're pretty true as well.

    • @CasperFGhost
      @CasperFGhost 3 года назад +7

      You said Accurate wrong

    • @freeman10000
      @freeman10000 3 года назад +13

      This particular "documentary" is pretty much spot on.

    • @Usirang
      @Usirang 3 года назад +18

      Yeah as a fellow Australian can confirm his videos are all at least 95% accurate to how it is

    • @CasperFGhost
      @CasperFGhost 3 года назад

      @@تشؤنسخى You’re having a laugh lol

  • @goatee01
    @goatee01 3 года назад +946

    "Some people plant flowers, Gary plants shitboxes". That, my friends, is comedy gold.

  • @cursedhempseed5931
    @cursedhempseed5931 3 года назад +1629

    The only reason this guy hasn’t blown up is because his humour is so specifically Aussie hahaha

    • @laurenfarrell202
      @laurenfarrell202 3 года назад +67

      Even more specifically it's very qld humour. Love it

    • @rhydsnow851
      @rhydsnow851 2 года назад +18

      It works so well in Britland as well

    • @Xoliduz
      @Xoliduz 2 года назад +16

      its def funny in America too, maybe i just watch alot of aussie stuff though.

    • @Danheron2
      @Danheron2 2 года назад +15

      I don’t think so a lot of his stuff applies to a lot of working class people all over the world :)

    • @professionalbeanie8342
      @professionalbeanie8342 2 года назад +6

      This shit correlates over to New Zealand lmao

  • @Bumfris
    @Bumfris 3 года назад +688

    Hands down the funniest bloke on RUclips 😂

    • @simobrogaming3244
      @simobrogaming3244 3 года назад +2

      What about hands up?

    • @gabenewell4582
      @gabenewell4582 3 года назад +7

      @@simobrogaming3244 he's okay but not as funny tbh

    • @Bumfris
      @Bumfris 3 года назад +9

      @@simobrogaming3244 hands up, hands down still the funniest bloke on this website

    • @raddeal1
      @raddeal1 3 года назад +1

      Truly

    • @2304-x3s
      @2304-x3s 3 года назад

      Watch shaktv centrelink workers

  • @longtong9039
    @longtong9039 3 года назад +360

    “So can i get me centrelink cheque?”
    “Yeah mate, just ask Garn over there”
    “Garn? Who’s he?”
    “Garn get fucked.”

  • @LAZZAMCPE
    @LAZZAMCPE 3 года назад +800

    Rather miss my payments then try deal with customer service 🤣🤣

    • @ivanb7160
      @ivanb7160 3 года назад +16

      @@iris657 Maaate. I hear yah. I'm looking at the Philippines or equivalent for a much better quality of life. Love Australia, but its not the same any more.
      All the best

    • @freeman10000
      @freeman10000 3 года назад +23

      I used to work in a Centrelink call centre. Worst job ever!
      Centrelink customers are completely screwed over; the system sucks!

    • @benjamingavrilis71
      @benjamingavrilis71 3 года назад +2

      @@ivanb7160 Leftists took over sadly :(

    • @sorra3817
      @sorra3817 3 года назад

      AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤]
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over
      RUclips: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      RUclips: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 3 года назад

      So fupping true

  • @frogfootlick
    @frogfootlick 3 года назад +383

    honestly mate this was a great laugh especially for anyone who has experienced the hell that is unemployment.

    • @sorra3817
      @sorra3817 3 года назад

      AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤]
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over
      RUclips: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      RUclips: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @LAZZAMCPE
    @LAZZAMCPE 3 года назад +356

    Centrelink funding my gambling addiction since 19 🔥

    • @emailitzs641
      @emailitzs641 3 года назад +11

      $250 is not an addiction lol.

    • @hoodzzeee
      @hoodzzeee 3 года назад +19

      Well back when Bob Hawke was PM I was paid to fish, punch cones , drink beer and do mad burnouts, sometimes at the same time. Once a year you could even get a 3oz advance.
      Lucky country or just lucky cunts?

    • @iris657
      @iris657 3 года назад +4

      @@emailitzs641 ikr. its the times im on cenno that my love for pokies has to take a backseat. havent had a slap in 8 months.

    • @SlaterGator
      @SlaterGator 3 года назад +11

      550 a fortnight got me that sweet sweet 20mins on the pokies.

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 3 года назад +4

      Settle down mate.
      Covid supplement can't last forever.

  • @Dannytournier
    @Dannytournier 3 года назад +106

    Oh my god this is the most relatable thing ever

    • @ryanzwe
      @ryanzwe 3 года назад +2

      This was uploaded two minutes ago, you fraud !

    • @gdw.
      @gdw. 3 года назад +2

      lol you junkie

    • @KYNAEVIL
      @KYNAEVIL 3 года назад +2

      The Bunnings one in pretty bloody relatable, not to mention... all of his 👍

    • @sorra3817
      @sorra3817 3 года назад

      AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤]
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over
      RUclips: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      RUclips: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @thegamingrepublic7014
    @thegamingrepublic7014 3 года назад +29

    “Matteee, faaaack, why’d you cut me off? It not facking fair! (Moans of a junkie)”

  • @themaverick5005
    @themaverick5005 3 года назад +180

    as an employee of centrelink this is worryingly accurate

    • @Vxneji
      @Vxneji 3 года назад +12

      like the denying incentive ?

    • @ljotrmacleod566
      @ljotrmacleod566 3 года назад +4

      Prove it - what's ya office code and AGS?

    • @Vxneji
      @Vxneji 3 года назад +5

      @@ljotrmacleod566 ur gay

    • @themaverick5005
      @themaverick5005 3 года назад +36

      @@ljotrmacleod566 yeah ill 100% give identifying information onto youtube for you

    • @hgtxfcthxf6246
      @hgtxfcthxf6246 3 года назад +1

      @@themaverick5005 how else will we be able to identify you

  • @dougz201
    @dougz201 3 года назад +44

    The only time I don’t get pissed off about 2 unskippable ads is when it’s a garn video

    • @petermiddo
      @petermiddo 3 года назад +2

      I even watch the ones you can skip. Although, with all the f-bombs, I'm sure they're demonetised anyway.

    • @artiebartie786
      @artiebartie786 3 года назад

      theres this trick i found out it works for most videos but for some reason it doesnt work for others. the trick is you click the top left arrow that points left which goes back a page and then you click the one next to it that points to the right. then you should be back at ur video and most of the times the ad is gone

    • @dougz201
      @dougz201 3 года назад

      @@artiebartie786 I assume this is a mobile trick or some kind of adblocking sorcery that I’m unaware of?

    • @artiebartie786
      @artiebartie786 3 года назад

      @@dougz201 lol nah i just figured it out myself. does it work for u?

    • @sorra3817
      @sorra3817 3 года назад

      AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤]
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over
      RUclips: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      RUclips: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @TotoDG
    @TotoDG 3 года назад +101

    Trust me, you don't even _need_ to go to Centrelink to complete the Bingo.

    • @AfferbeckBeats
      @AfferbeckBeats 3 года назад +1

      Yeah I see those all things at the supermarket!

    • @sorra3817
      @sorra3817 3 года назад

      AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤]
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over
      RUclips: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      RUclips: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @CasperFGhost
      @CasperFGhost 3 года назад +1

      Sydney Trains, just saying

    • @martinefraser2817
      @martinefraser2817 2 года назад

      @@CasperFGhost so true

  • @qbmac2306
    @qbmac2306 3 года назад +21

    Centrelink and Worker in the same sentence is something rarely used

  • @Novur
    @Novur 3 года назад +65

    Before Covid I had to go to Centrelink for my Nan all the time, those waiting areas are probably the most depressing place in the hemisphere

    • @mitchellfitzgerald1817
      @mitchellfitzgerald1817 2 года назад +1

      That reminds me of that episode of Damo and Darren when Darren was at Centrelink....

    • @marcpolain5549
      @marcpolain5549 Год назад +1

      But I thought all people on the dole were scam artists livin the party life?

    • @TessaYoung33
      @TessaYoung33 Год назад

      I agree

  • @hilotakenaka
    @hilotakenaka 3 года назад +174

    “Sir the government made me pay twice on my yearly mortgage payment and I’m in the red. I need help.”
    “Sorry nah. Unfortunately you forgot to include your middle name in your application so you’re denied.”
    Ten minutes later..
    “Darryl, my cannabis farm was raided again and I need more cash”
    “Oh fuck yeah I gotcha covered man”

    • @legallyfree2955
      @legallyfree2955 3 года назад +26

      I am not making this up, but I had to submit some form asking for 2 different types of identification, I sent them my drivers license and a birth certificate, they rejected it, sent it back saying I did not tick the boxes stating what type of identification I sent them. They apparently could not figure it out by looking it it???? Did they think my birth certificate was a passport or something? Fking morons.

    • @benjamingavrilis71
      @benjamingavrilis71 3 года назад

      Imagine being poor 🤣

    • @ohm1945
      @ohm1945 3 года назад +6

      The bureaucracy of it all my man.

    • @ethanstyant9704
      @ethanstyant9704 2 года назад +9

      And you get that response after about 3 months

    • @Su27_Flanker
      @Su27_Flanker Год назад +3

      @@benjamingavrilis71yeah you

  • @TBG.61
    @TBG.61 3 года назад +101

    Garn you are amazing. We don’t appreciate you enough

    • @sorra3817
      @sorra3817 3 года назад

      AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤]
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over
      RUclips: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      RUclips: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @j_0anna
    @j_0anna 2 года назад +33

    i love it when centrelink decides that because i was unable to get official documentation from my very busy doctor confirming that yes, i do in fact still have autism, they get to cancel my healthcare card which makes the cocktail of medications i have to take mildly affordable 😍

    • @cmur078
      @cmur078 2 года назад

      Maybe you no longer have autism since the last time you gave them that info, and are now just trying to bludge off the system and should just go out and get a better job if you want medication?

    • @reswobiandreaming3644
      @reswobiandreaming3644 2 года назад +13

      Centrelink forced me to prove I still had autism just after I had my eldest son. Who would have known that having a baby would make autism disappear?

    • @reighost5458
      @reighost5458 Год назад +2

      Next time that happens, call the Employment Services line. The other lines know shit for tit about health care cards and the guys on that line got mine fixed up on the call when i accidentally reported $7000 instead of $700 one fortnight. Fucking whoops.

    • @pillbobaggins2766
      @pillbobaggins2766 Год назад +2

      remember when they wanted to know if a bloke born with no eyes still had no eyes?

  • @take-itizzy2339
    @take-itizzy2339 3 года назад +35

    These are honestly life savers during these tough times. You are putting a smile on peoples face's in the worst of times. Bless ya mate.

  • @lissy2200
    @lissy2200 3 года назад +198

    My mum works there and honestly… this client is 100% accurate. But she’s so lovely that some people have asked her for a hug afterwards. My mum is the best

  • @DaInternetBear
    @DaInternetBear 3 года назад +56

    Waiting Room Bingo isn’t a bad idea tbh, might pass the time in the 5 hour waits

    • @sorra3817
      @sorra3817 3 года назад

      AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤]
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over
      RUclips: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      RUclips: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @dfross87
      @dfross87 3 года назад +3

      My trick was to take in a folding chair, book, food and drink (my local Satanlink didn't provide chairs). I'd set up camp in the queue, and miraculously more windows would open up.

    • @hazdra1896
      @hazdra1896 2 года назад

      @@dfross87 Satanlink, comedy gold my mate.

  • @malonembappe6509
    @malonembappe6509 2 года назад +3

    I actually had to pause watching because I was crying so hard. To the people who made this happen: Thank you from the bottom of my heart. You are angels.

  • @peterclarke7240
    @peterclarke7240 Год назад +2

    I do appreciate how this started off as though it was going to be a rant about dole-bludgers, and ended up being an incisive criticism about an unfeeling, unhelpful system that incentivises lying. Top marks, mate!

    • @MarxistMogger
      @MarxistMogger 11 месяцев назад

      the amount of dole bludgers that exist is so fucking low that they dont even matter. But lots of the more right wing media in the country likes to play them up cause they want to convince people to let the government cut welfare and other public services because. The majority of people on the dole (or who should be on it) want to work because most people dont want to play games all day and atleast feel productive, not to mention the amount you get is not enough to live on at all.

  • @Akira-06
    @Akira-06 3 года назад +25

    This is very true. After years of hearing my dad deal with centrelink, i can say this how centrelink really acts

  • @Footrotflats251
    @Footrotflats251 3 года назад +12

    “Commodores in his front yard”
    *EL Falcon* 😂😂

  • @averagestreamer8078
    @averagestreamer8078 3 года назад +6

    the bottle in the bag was perfect.

  • @dennisbrannvalls1fan964
    @dennisbrannvalls1fan964 3 года назад +15

    Fuck me these videos are scarily accurate

  • @Bluestone0001
    @Bluestone0001 3 года назад +35

    Makes my day everytime. I could watch Garn. All day everyday on repeat.

  • @j_0anna
    @j_0anna 2 года назад +7

    "the following message has been approved by the queensland government canberra" is an underrated line

  • @JakesTechandAdventuring
    @JakesTechandAdventuring 3 года назад +16

    You know its a banger the second a Garn video comes out!

  • @Dannytournier
    @Dannytournier 3 года назад +36

    Love what you’re doing garn keep it up

    • @sorra3817
      @sorra3817 3 года назад

      AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤]
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over
      RUclips: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      RUclips: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @ethanstyant9704
    @ethanstyant9704 3 года назад +75

    Can't forget that time they harassed people with robo calls about their impending debt even though about a quarter of them didn't have any

    • @nicholascharles9625
      @nicholascharles9625 3 года назад +18

      And even the people who did owe money ended up owing less than centrelink claimed

    • @aussie8114
      @aussie8114 3 года назад +22

      Can’t forget and we should NEVER forget that. In my life it’s one of the most despicable actions by government I have seen, and yet not a single person has ever been held accountable to my knowledge.

    • @tactiti0n
      @tactiti0n 3 года назад +3

      I thought that was a scam lmao, told em ta get fucked.

  • @sunshine8338
    @sunshine8338 3 года назад +4

    These videos have been a must for me each week.

  • @МоисейНавинович
    @МоисейНавинович 3 года назад +15

    Thank you very much. I am learning English and I really like Australia and the Australian accent. Your channel helps me with this.

  • @KYNAEVIL
    @KYNAEVIL 3 года назад +29

    As my late best mate once said...
    if the system was the answer, what the hell was the question. Don’t repeat that in Centrelink, they don’t have a sense of humour. 😀👍

  • @nickyang1143
    @nickyang1143 3 года назад +14

    That's an EL XR8, farrrrk Garry's doing well if he's planting those

    • @Liam-ux7fp
      @Liam-ux7fp 3 года назад

      lmao

    • @randomdude4669
      @randomdude4669 2 года назад

      ikr that ain't no shitbox, fucker is worth around 18k now

  • @thethinkingman9338
    @thethinkingman9338 11 месяцев назад +2

    Centrelink is truely the home of the missing links !

  • @IsaacWale2004
    @IsaacWale2004 3 года назад +7

    The bin application killed me 😂

  • @formerlyskidsinmyute
    @formerlyskidsinmyute 2 года назад +3

    That waiting room bingo bit is beautiful.

  • @thefirstpersonpeople8067
    @thefirstpersonpeople8067 4 месяца назад +2

    I love how close to UK life this is, all your videos make me realise how alike we are 😂

  • @lorieas
    @lorieas 3 года назад +12

    Legend says Garn hearts comments with a 🍻and 🦘

  • @lucasliu4468
    @lucasliu4468 3 года назад +1

    best material to learning English ever, love this channel

  • @Dennifer1
    @Dennifer1 2 года назад +2

    Him swearing at the phone is the most relatable part of this video.

  • @jaydenyu
    @jaydenyu 3 года назад +1

    "Executive denier of cases" LMAOO

  • @pigeon_spots_cars
    @pigeon_spots_cars 3 года назад +2

    Love the 'yeah it's a falcon we couldn't get a commo'

  • @shaunward3541
    @shaunward3541 3 года назад +2

    Centrelink bingo... "Bum bag around upper body" im dead lol.

  • @joshb8183
    @joshb8183 3 года назад +3

    Gotta love Centrelink

  • @kieleahar1012
    @kieleahar1012 2 года назад +4

    Ohhh thank you for the laugh 😂.. this was BRILLIANT! 😂 👏
    Just as a side note for how amazing they are: I had to apply for disability pension after a year in hospital.. I had to go to 5 face to face appointments after being declined the first 4??? So we went to the fifth EVEN MORE prepared..
    My parents wheeled my in, in my wheelchair and Fluoro striped dress and I sat there in front of everyone STARING at me like I was a freak and finally got in to the obnoxious guy who seemed to think he was in charge of everything.. interrupted us. answered the phone every time it rang mid sentence and best part was he said he’d finally approve it for my FIRST medical condition from the past…. NOT for the fact I was sitting in my wheelchair WITHOUT BOTH OF MY PROSTHETIC LEGS ON…. FFS 🤦🏼‍♀️.
    Oh, after my parents both had a go at him, he sighed, obnoxiously rolled his eyes and said ‘FINE! I’ll write being an amputee as your MAIN medical condition but you WILL be reviewed every 12 months!’…
    And I get letters every 8-9 months saying I’ve been reviewed and approved… ?

  • @mikespike2099
    @mikespike2099 2 года назад +6

    You forgot the builders who say their not getting cash and need the dole only to receive calls throughout the interview about cash jobs! 😉 😂

  • @04paok
    @04paok 3 года назад +1

    One of your best champion!! Keep em comin!! 👍

  • @matthewoates53
    @matthewoates53 3 года назад +3

    “Hey Damo, you got a light?”

  • @aaronjones7364
    @aaronjones7364 Год назад +2

    2:54 just Murph's look he gives makes me feel like I'm in trouble. Certainly gives off that vibe you get everytime you go into Centrelink; no matter how careful you are, they always find something to penalise you for...

  • @caden_hatch4848
    @caden_hatch4848 3 года назад +3

    These vids always make my day

  • @BoganBrett
    @BoganBrett 3 года назад +2

    Garn mate, your videos are criminally underrated. Never stop.

  • @ImThAtGuY90
    @ImThAtGuY90 3 года назад +3

    Love how your wearing tradie pants with a centrelink top 😂😂

  • @Mister6
    @Mister6 3 года назад +9

    Nearly lost it at 1:40. My Wife worked the Newstart queue until she was promoted to Fraud investigation. Thankfully she's well and truly gone from that snakepit

  • @pelago_
    @pelago_ Год назад +2

    Wastelanders 🤣🤣🤣 spot on

  • @dw2176
    @dw2176 3 года назад +4

    you should do one reviewing the mighty milk crate.. it has so many uses. Chairs for smoko, carrying shit around in the back of the ute, rubbish bins for the workshop. Nothing is more Australian than pinching a stack from behind woolies, taking them home and using them as storage containers for the shed. If you zip tie them together you can make a fuckn fort.

  • @bigcazza5260
    @bigcazza5260 3 года назад +1

    good thing he actually has a falcon, thought he might have been a dropkick for a second there

  • @IsaacWale2004
    @IsaacWale2004 3 года назад +3

    Again, don't even know the store but still found this funny.
    😂

  • @shreda125hilux7
    @shreda125hilux7 3 года назад +1

    "Constantly getting his hands on Siezed Commodores" proceeds to show a Ford Falcon

  • @speedwaynutt
    @speedwaynutt 3 года назад +5

    Welcome to Centerlink where you don't have a good day.

  • @enzudesign
    @enzudesign 2 года назад +2

    My next-door neibour years ago was a Centerlink staff member and I used to score weed for him every day and we would then get baked and watched cartoons .. top guy, great memories lol

  • @OtherworldJudge89
    @OtherworldJudge89 3 года назад +2

    Old mate with the broken leg was brilliant

  • @dubclips7266
    @dubclips7266 2 года назад +3

    "what 5 dollars" spoken like a true business men

  • @timh.1467
    @timh.1467 Год назад +1

    90% of what you say I don't understand, but somehow I love it!

  • @charycourt
    @charycourt 3 года назад +11

    I wish garn could be more famous because he always makes me laugh when I’m feeling sad
    He deserves more credit

  • @jakehanny8825
    @jakehanny8825 3 года назад +2

    The consistency of these videos is insane👍👌

  • @gamingdefined5952
    @gamingdefined5952 3 года назад +1

    I love that motoring box is part of your club what a legend.
    Also mad video as always

  • @so03
    @so03 3 года назад +1

    This guy is the best RUclipsr, the funniest out there.

  • @gunp02
    @gunp02 2 года назад

    This is the best Aussie RUclips channel 👌👌👌👌

  • @HarrisonJS
    @HarrisonJS 3 года назад +2

    Just can’t miss

  • @lockierumsey2634
    @lockierumsey2634 3 года назад +2

    Garn is a legend

  • @NxrthSideClouted
    @NxrthSideClouted 3 года назад +14

    “A computer that hasn’t been updated since the mid 90’s” what does the thing run, Windows 98?, great content as always mate

    • @Callum-M.
      @Callum-M. 3 года назад +2

      I thought they hadn't upgraded since early-mid 00s

    • @BoomBrush
      @BoomBrush 3 года назад +1

      I think they used the cheapest contractor so whenever you submit information it only works half the time

    • @sorra3817
      @sorra3817 3 года назад

      AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤]
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over
      RUclips: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      RUclips: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @lonnie224
      @lonnie224 3 года назад +1

      DOS 🤣🤣

  • @SenatorAri
    @SenatorAri 3 года назад +4

    The waiting room bingo is fucking golden

  • @itsnotfunny8257
    @itsnotfunny8257 3 года назад +1

    I need to pay to watch him, I think. Wonderful bloke.

  • @Dannytournier
    @Dannytournier 3 года назад +5

    How are you guys so good at what you do

  • @A·c·h·i·l·l·l·e·s·Last·Stand

    I found my new favourite youtube channel to binge on whenever I buy maccas and need something to watch while eating alone in my room

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 3 года назад +2

    Comedic genius.

  • @derekmaloney6706
    @derekmaloney6706 3 года назад +1

    You are a class act!

  • @ccsworldaustralia4332
    @ccsworldaustralia4332 3 года назад +1

    Hi Garn, i come from a country overseas where there is no help or very little for people fallen in hard times. Believe me it is not fun, i have been there and you try to find a job and there is none, to top it up the government pockets the money and give nothing back for those fallen into hard times. You can make fun and criticise centrelink but life without help when needed is horrible. Since we migrate here i thanks God i never needed any help from the government but it is a relief to know that help is there if needed. Also i have a little business, pay my taxes and don't mind a bit if my hard earned money (part of it through taxes) goes to a lazy person or else. Don't mind at all! Like the song say, "You never know what you lose until is gone" We better pray government help and Medicare never goes, it is one of the best things this country has, looking after those fallen in hard situation. Happy to pay for Medicare for all and Help for all. Cheers

    • @qwmx
      @qwmx 3 года назад

      This does happen at centrelink. However, I'm not going to deny, Centrelink is why some people are able to stay off the streets and are allowed to sleep easier at night without the weight of worrying about a relative leeching off of them too much. I'm on centrelink and my sister takes care of me and her financial burden is much easier to handle because I can easily pay for my own rent as I'm living with her. I know I have it better than other third world places and I know I'm lucky because of that.

    • @reswobiandreaming3644
      @reswobiandreaming3644 2 года назад

      Government services are not what they used to be though. They have been eroded over the decades. Aussies face an uphill battle trying to keep that system working well.

  • @تشؤنسخى
    @تشؤنسخى 3 года назад +1

    Oh how original. Good onya champ👍 absolute top tier writing.

  • @Baraka_II
    @Baraka_II 3 года назад +2

    Have been waiting for this

  • @AfferbeckBeats
    @AfferbeckBeats 3 года назад +3

    1:46 sequel to Catch Me If You Can right here, this man is a master con

  • @Ful-OGold
    @Ful-OGold 3 года назад +1

    “Who told ya that mate” 😂

  • @Natatattatification
    @Natatattatification 3 года назад +2

    That guy’s too clean to be a dole bludger

  • @_jeswin
    @_jeswin 3 года назад +1

    “You can’t bullshit a bullshit artist”
    Wise words murph

  • @michaelmartin9022
    @michaelmartin9022 2 месяца назад +1

    I can't beleive that factual documentary show, The Simpsons, had us all thinking Aussies call their money "Dollaridoos", when "Buckaroos" was there the whole time.

  • @patrick-kk6wz
    @patrick-kk6wz 3 года назад +1

    Great content mate amazing stuff!

  • @cloza3534
    @cloza3534 3 года назад +1

    You deserve more subscribers xx

  • @pill0ck318
    @pill0ck318 Год назад +1

    As a Centrelink worker this is absurdly accurate, especially Gary

  • @cosmic-frost
    @cosmic-frost 2 года назад +2

    Pretty accurate

  • @offcast3699
    @offcast3699 3 года назад +2

    Nice one mate!

  • @itsShotgun
    @itsShotgun 3 года назад +3

    Just discovered you through IWrocker video, funniest shit ever. Quality mate 🤟🏻

  • @andrew6171
    @andrew6171 Год назад +1

    The following message have been approved by the Queensland Government, Canberra bit is perfection!

  • @mtheoryinc7798
    @mtheoryinc7798 2 года назад

    The thunderdome that’s the waiting room!!🤣😂

  • @mcmenace4847
    @mcmenace4847 3 года назад +1

    GOLD! cheers bro!
    NZ.

  • @dstp.425
    @dstp.425 3 года назад +1

    Insanely underrated

  • @willdaboy0687
    @willdaboy0687 3 года назад +1

    I love your content so much man great job