Every Welder Ever... | Garn.
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Welders & Boilermakers, the most elite tradies in Australia... TIG, MIG or Stick. No worries... Welding might be the easiest trade on the planet, as long as you can hold a grinder and know how to use a can of spray paint, you're off to the races. Honestly most of the job consists of welding all your apprentices tools into elaborate cages everyday.
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Every Welder Ever... | Garn.
Every Boilermaker Ever...
Every Fabrication Shop Ever...
Every Tradie Ever...
How to Weld...
How NOT to Weld...
Sh*t Welders Say....
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Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
Murph played by Connor Evanson
do ya best f*ckin sikaflex the rest mate
I love ur video
Too roight mate
Love your videos
I soo want that on a Tshirt. Stuff all those weldporn ones.
Gold
Welding a tradies bundy inside a little cage might be the most advanced form of torture in the modern age
Provided you also cage the grinder, make them punch the hinge out of the drop saw, again...
@@maxnaz47nah mate, you cage the grinder tighter tool after overtorquing a flappy on.
@@smellysamthat's fucked mate... Gonna do that today to me tradesmen today
@@Xxassass1n021xX a used flappy is best, to remove any remaining crumb of hope.
The modern device called a straw would fix that issue easily.
Welders are the just guys that saw the hot glue gun in art class and never looked back
That's mig welders. Tig welders are the guys that wanted to build stuff but didn't want to get dirt under their fingernails.
@@legallyfree2955 And stick welders are the perfectionists who think welding is an art form.
@@Croz89 Well, in my experience stick welders are farmers so that doesn't apply at all lol... Worst looking welds ever seen...
@@Croz89stick welders are guys who wanted to get into mig welding but couldn't afford all the consumables
@@legallyfree2955 "Worst looking welds ever seen..." But they worked...Mostly.
My dad is a welder and I can personally guarantee this is 100% true.
Being a fitter and turner working with boilies all day, I vouch for it as well.
And he found your mum down the brothel too
Being a office worker in the corporate world, I can also vouch for this
Same this is so true
being a boilermaker myself, your full of Sh**
That fire affect was bloody beautiful
it wasn't an effect
effect? what effect?
@@toasterlad5577 The effect was that the flames were digitally removed ;)
I think the industry lingo is that real fire would be a "special effect," also known as a "practical effect," whereas digital fire would be a "visual effect." If the effect involves altering the footage after it has been shot (aka "post-production"), then it is considered "visual," I believe.
I love Australian Jobs taught by Garn. Learn alot
Who needs official “on the job” training or study at TAFE when ol’ mate Murph can teach you everything you need to learn??? 😆👌
Garn is almost like the David Attenborough of aussie jobs.
He'd make a hilarious ripoff of Philomena Cunk.
@InvisiblerApple Well she's gone to shit lately so....
The good ol safety squint, approved for welding, grinding, painting, machining, compressed air, and more!
And any time the safety squint isn’t good enough, you have the good old “close your eyes, turn your head and do it by feel” technique. That’s a beauty that is, I get by just fine with it.
I've used the safety squint every time I was on a lathe or milling machine
as a machinist, one of the shops I was at, think I only used goggles like 3 times. other than that, it was safety squint, or hide behind a machine door as I do my thing. but lpt, if you are expecting chips and lots of them, faceshields arent enough, go for full wraparound goggles and a faceshield. seems excessive but one job I had, felt the steamin hot steel chip touch my eyelid when I had regular safety glasses on.
The airline in the background got me laughing so hard lmao
As a boilermaker I can confirm this is 200%true
Oil him up like a tin man had me in stitches.
@@IleneOva can confirm we run on alcohol and high hopes
As a pipefitter, this is also 100% true.
Foreman gets pissed at you cause you didnt return his calls on a fucking weekend.
Super gets pissed cause you called him at 2 AM trying to find where the fuck your supposed to go, refuses to tell you, then gets mad that you didn't show up.
Theres at least 1 Journeyman on site who thinks he can do your job better despite the fact that his welds bust X-Ray every fucking time.
It's great honestly, love this life and the pay if you go union is amazing for how fucked the work is sometimes.
Certainly true in my BM local lol
He’s only missed the bit where you cure the hangover by turning the welder to oxygen only and having a good ol whiff
It's like the old saying "A grinder and paint make me the welder I aint".
Quality vid as usual.
as some one who has worked in a welding joint this is very accurate the amount of dodgy welds that left on the truck is unbelievable😂
Bloody oath. You drum up extra business... it's called a Rework!! 🤣
@@judysimpson3774damn right gotta love having customers throw a fit and having you rework all 1200 parts then just laying in some dog shit beads and getting em out the door half assed.
If something comes in and the owner welded on it first, we charge double for having to grind off all of his birdshit.
we had some critical parts fail an x-ray test a bit ago boss just goes eh put it on the truck
@@iguessimaweeaboonow1282Had this in my first job too. We made medical diagnostic kits for hospitals. The boss was always giving a "second opinion" on ones that failed QC and, surprise surprise, they were perfect every time.
Murph knows how to make boring tradie jobs super funny
welding ?
boring ?
you're crazy.
@@candyman9635 no Brus not welding
@@NateH-qd7bm welding is a brain dead boring job. Welders are just wanna be boilermakers, don't have the brain to be a metal butcher.
Clearly ain't a welder
My job is not boring, and I'm still going after 45 or so years.
That piss-head boily with the shakes is dead on 😂
Before there was the breatho and piss tests, I worked on an earthworks job. The final trim grader op was an alky who had the worst case of the ducks and drakes in the morning. He wasn't worth a c**t full of cold water as a grader op first thing in the morning, but give him his breakfast beer and he could shave a fly's pussy with that grader blade. Money well spent the boss reckoned!
Lol, dead on, I'm going to call my welder the tin man from now on.
@@ianrobertson3419 😊 Waterproof tank? ..More like piss tank! 🚂 Toot!!
It's funny because I weld as a hobby, and I only get the shakes and the jags when I'm sober! 😂
@@lilthommodt aye guy, what are you like at soldering?
😂🤣😂 my hubby was a welder and fabricator. I had a heavy ass kitchen roll holder by that would kill a man, a solid steel gate that needed a team to move and everything in the house that could be was fing galvanised plus I spent pretty much every other week him in A and E with welders flash or a hole in his face from flying metal! Was brutal! 😂
Laughed so hard at the end with the "I can't hear anything." I wasn't a welder, but worked in a metal shop as a shop hand, basically. Got more hearing damage than I would've going to raves.
from what?
@@LabiaLicker Grinders, band saws, air compressors, all of them together is just a cacophony of noise.
0:48 this shot alone implies that murph is now responsible for 357 counts of manslaughter 😅
Not really do you know HOW MANY PEOPLE had to EPICLY FAIL their jobs to cause a plane crash?
Man slaughter or mans laughter?😉
Got a welding apprenticeship a few months back, gotta say this shits spot on
Yeah same bro, wanna fight?
@anxietyonline1947 yeah catch me down the smoko shed after work Friday, supervisor said you were talking shit bout my fillet welds
Good on you boys! Here’s to a long and successful bead!
Always wildly accurate I feel like you've been in all of these jobs for like 9 weeks and moved on 😂
There’s literally no difference between a welder from Newfoundland or one from Australia. Change my mind
Doesn't matter if you had a bad day, cos Garn has uploaded and it has turned into a good day!
:)
Clearly wrong. Qantas does all it's maintenance in Malaysia. If they'd gotten Garn to do it it MH 17would never have made it off the runway, thus saving hundreds of lives.
My old man was a boilermaker for 40 years and you don’t know how hard this hit the nail on the head. 😂
Love it
So this is the guy who made OceanGate's Sub
currently a welder apprentice can confirm it’s all true
same here laying dime's
Did you win or loose last week's fight?
@@Kenionatus i’m 6’2 and was 140kg at the time
Currently a 14 yr old welder in college all of it is true
@@Goofygoober-d8y im 18 and doing a college welding engineering/manufacturing which is advanced welding theory and metallurgical science then like practicing for the coded shi and i can attest that this video is correct
showed my son this video, he was cracking up and said he's gonna show others in his welding class lmao
Honestly this is 100% correct when it comes to small mom and pop fabrication shops.
2 years of wasting my life for nothing.
Get in with a company that cares about its employees.
They only offer $15 an hour 🙄
As a boilermaker who lives the life; "come this time next week, I'll be swimmin' in it" hit different
How'd Qantas crash?
Gonna show this to my old man who has been welding for 30 years.
Watching this video grants me legal authority to play with metal works
Best mates a boilermaker. This is hysterical because it's true. The only thing missing is the workshop dog getting off his bed at smoko and snatching dimmies out of bloke's hands who never saw it coming. 🤣
Garn, I really love your work, while there may be a difference in local culture, the trades are near about the same where ever you go. I always get a good laugh at each of your videos and the guys at work really get a good laugh at them. unfortunately the boat my family was on took a wrong turn and ended up in the colony of Georgia.
You guys make me proud to be an Aussie
“357 Dead At Qantas Airlines” on the TV in the background had me rollin’😂
You know it’s a good day when Garn uploads it
Get a bit worried when he doesn't
the best welds in this video are the ones on the cages for your coworker's tools.
mind-blowingly accurate.
This guy needs a T.V show.
surely
That's an insult in this day and age, t.v. is dead.
it would just suck all the good comedy out fairly quickly
You're watching it, he'd be reaching far more people with this channel than getting on ABC2 at 11pm on a Sunday or whatever
@@AfferbeckBeatsGarn reaches the bits ABC2 can’t, like Belgium.
Erm.
Actually a TV show would be ace.
Today's a bloody good day because garn has another banger for us
My sons dad, is a welder, we were together for 14 years and this is spot welded on mate! I can smell the fumes, diesel grease and grinding dust right now 😅🤘
Hey man just wanted to let you know, you make my day ten times better even when I've had the shittiest of days. Keep up the good work and keep doing what your doing.♥♥
Gay
Im rewatching this shit, the qantus airlines bit aged like fine wine :))
Before there was boiler making, there was Garn
The B plot of the QANTAS flight was awesome 🤣
Being a welder sounds like a wild mix of skill, chaos and questionable life choices
Currently learning to be one. Yes, it is. I'm not even a proper welder yet.
missed opportunity for submarine joke.
stopping everything when i see that Garn uploaded, you never miss
i got for school for this and got my first welding job today actually.
I once shared a house with three welders. At any given time one of them would be sporting an eyepatch!
Also a welder, had to wear an eyepatch twice in 6 months, still worth it despite rust rings in the eyeball.
@@joelmctaggart3187 Hope they pay you a decent wage!
First scene reminds me of that one photo of scomo
As a welder myself...this is 100% accurate
I've never felt so called out in my life
Grinder and paint, make ya the welder you aint.
Can you do fitter and turner next please garn?
As a welder, can confirm this was all true. We're over paid primadonnas 😂
Yeah. Mostly spray and pray, biological welding robots fueled with nicotine and alcohol.
Are we over paid?
@@GerőABetonkeverő Yeah who is getting these numbers?
I’m currently deciding whether to stay in college or get into welding and this video got uploaded two minutes ago. Is this a sign?
Oil him up like a tin man to get a good weld was my favorite quote!
Do heavy diesel mechanic
Video idea: Every RUclipsr ever.
The mask with the cigarette hole😂. I just smoke inside the mask. Esab sentinel a50 mask has enugh space for the cig.
Ever since I started watching Garn videos I've been using Aussie slang around the job, and so far nobody has had the balls to say anything about it yet
Question from an American - do they just let you in to these businesses and jobsites and let you record these videos? if anyone tried this in America they'd honestly just get kicked out or given some BS corporatized "you cant do that" unless you knew the owner really well.
anyway all your videos are funny as hell i just got done binging them all
The legend comes through again
Bro the end was gold haha literally 🤣👌
Jobson if you read this mate being a chippy wasn't smart
I've set myself on fire welding. But I also learned jeans take a long time to burn.
always good when garn uploads my day just got better
In order to get a decent weld out of him you gotta oil him up like the fuckin tin man. I've been there brother.
The best! Gotta do a plasterer one next
As a 27 old welder that has 34 years of experience… I can confirm we do all of this.
If, Garn was my work boss, oh hell yay... Have a great laugh
Don't forget the bad tempers and farkin shocking language , the sledging goes without saying
I am a welder and this is a very good representation of our job
Do a “ every grounds keeper ever”. I just landed a job as one and I’d like to know what im in for.
OMG, this was absolute gold!
Just wait till you see the welder's in America. Both me and my other half are welders and when we went to cedar point the fear levels of every single ride went up 100x when we saw how absolutely rancid the beads were.
You know it’s gonna be a good day when Garn. uploads a new video
I did welding in school and yea it's true, it's tough on your body
The heat isn't bad tho
Bloody great vid, like always, so true as well.
Gee I wonder who could've been responsible for all those deaths, hmm?
You know its a good day when Garn. uploads! 🔥
I'm not even Australian, and yet I've watched all of your videos.
Wtf is wrong with me
Garn on top mate
What about every jim's antennas worker, my dad is one and I wanna show him.
DO A BARBERSHOP APPRENTICE ONE
wait.... you only caught on fire twice??? MATE.... thats really fcking good. lost count on how many hoodies trousers and bibs i lost during 4yrs
You are not a professional welder until you have set fire to your own trousers at least twice!
Classic Garn!
YOOO, FIRST?? LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!
Gotta love the Garn
Remember, MIG stands for:
M- anyone
I- can
G- weld
It is a great day when Garn uploads
Garn worked hard on the Titan sub then
Mate I’ve been doing this for 146 years and I can tell ya right now your doing it all wrong, you got soft hands
So, so accurate… And pretty f**kin’ funny 👍😂
0:48 did anybody notice the news on the TV ? Gotta love the attention to detail
our fridge at work is literally full of piss (northern)
Step 1. Watch latest garn instruction video for weliding
Step 2. Collect qualification papers immediately from completing step 1.
Step 3. Grab a cold one, start the new job and let the cash roll in!! - nice vid 👌
Next time I see the boss giving one of the apprentices an even remotely hard time I'm going to step in and remind them we need them for their clean piss lol
100% true with this, tho you forgot the countless close calls with the grinder
Fukken hell lad you a welder now? Here comes the monaaayyy
I love how your repping the DGH shirts. DGH- Don’t go home.