As a sparky we have a special tool called a "magic pencil". All you have to do is write "please patch" on a hole youve just made and the next day it will be fixed. Its fucking magic boys, im tellin ya
Builders are worse, can’t seem to make a surface flush… but one day I will find an electrician that has a shovel in his van, that shovel has proven to be rare as unicorn shit.
Not wrong there mate…i had a rotten cunt of a week, today in particular…somehow came across these videos and started smiling…but that line had me burst out laughing Bloody legends
Murph nailed the residential sparkies rocking up in the safety orange button up like they've just come from a job in the mines, on the rigs or the overheads on the railway but they actually just wired in a new power point at someones Nans.
@@danielhughes843 snag is a sausage - every weekend Bunnings does a sausage sizzle to raise money for charities (I think, I don't actually know where that money goes now I think of it)
@@postmortemspasm Ozito fucking everything. Get your missus/gf/sister to take it back when it gives up, "we were using it for the new extension and it just died".
Off to Bunnings for 3 snags and a geeze. Hit up local footy, hoff down 6 tinnies a bag of sour straps. Wottle down to Kevs for a couple billys. Good afternoon.
garn bunnings 4 snag run - grab a murphs mowing shirt while im gone!
Finally! Just pre-ordered a shirt!
Can you please add English subtitles? I miss these from your previous videos.
Yo bro tbh i fucken love your vids i share them to all my tradie mates for a laugh
Already ddi can’t wait to get duck all
Nah, I don't buy merch..... Wait, absolutely f#$k*n nothing. That's what an Aussie dose for the dole. I'm in!! reckon Shazza will love it ay.
As a sparky we have a special tool called a "magic pencil". All you have to do is write "please patch" on a hole youve just made and the next day it will be fixed. Its fucking magic boys, im tellin ya
Drywall guys covered my boxes before. Had a fun time poking holes.
Yep as a plasterer I love snippen cables deep inside the box
@@adamsangels9874 I then enjoy carefully making a hole with a decent sized hammer to retrieve said cables 😉 #pleasepatch
@@47thking92 yes and I fill it up with concrete with cable entwined
Magic pencil is for testing
Sparkies and plumbers share a very important function. Pissing off the painters.
My husband was a painter and I can verify this is true!!!
I'm a painter and can confirm that this 100% true
Builders are worse, can’t seem to make a surface flush… but one day I will find an electrician that has a shovel in his van, that shovel has proven to be rare as unicorn shit.
And everyone pisses off the cleaners.
@@TheOneWhoMightBe While cleaners are generally grumpy, they get paid to clean up. Painters don't :p
"call now and i'll fucken hang up on ya!"
you've now cemented yourself as a genuine aussie comedian
lost it when he said that😂
And a genuine tradie
Yup lol classic aussie cadence! On ya mate!
Same 🇦🇺
Not wrong there mate…i had a rotten cunt of a week, today in particular…somehow came across these videos and started smiling…but that line had me burst out laughing
Bloody legends
As a sparkie meself, I can confirm, this is 100% how I got my creditation and made a living. Oath
Domestic or commercial?
@@JBHIFI-fo4lb he's probably domestic
I was the 100th like of this comment
@@JBHIFI-fo4lb haha my dad was a commercial sparky. now he works for the government. fukin easy money mate
@@davidlp3019 i wanted to go govt but my business partner opted out.
I am a builder in the US and I am glad to see that there is consistency in the trades internationally.
"Internationally Recognized Credentials" means a lot, and also not that much.
Same in South africa😂.
I do get the feeling Aussies get paid more
Just a note on the 'please patch' bit - always write on walls with pencil only. Permanent marker bleeds through paint.
Tricks of the trade.
yeah pencil didnt show up on camera very well so we used marker - tricks of the trade
What's that? Always use permanent markers? Got it, thanks mate!
A sharpie "please patch" is punishment for not pulling the sparks cables through like he expects you to.
@@GarnComedy Cows don't look like cows on film, you gotta use horses!
@@GarnComedy oioi settle down big fella
-tricks of the trade
Murph nailed the residential sparkies rocking up in the safety orange button up like they've just come from a job in the mines, on the rigs or the overheads on the railway but they actually just wired in a new power point at someones Nans.
"yeah mate she'll be back on by tuesdee"
-me to the customer on a Wednesday before my long weekend
If you aren’t doing a quick snag run... you really aren’t Australian 🇦🇺
As a Brit, what’s a snag run?
@@danielhughes843 snag is a sausage - every weekend Bunnings does a sausage sizzle to raise money for charities (I think, I don't actually know where that money goes now I think of it)
@@GarnComedy sometimes, drug addicts steal it, and guess what, I saved up to buy a house recently, now imma lick those walls
Straight facts
@@danielhughes843 FUCKING SAUSAGE BRO
Fuckin brilliant!! Surely a ticket inspector one next, would be hilarious
@Ika Ayu ⁉️⁉️
Who would want to be a Ticket Inspector? Literally, no one likes Ticket Inspectors.
This video isn’t even a skit, it’s 100% accurate.
The tick is very important, I agree
First reply, poggers
what about the tac
0:17
Excellent hammering
This is the most Aussiest underrated video in Australian history
After each year of my apprenticeship I watch this video and it gets funnier every time. Currently on my 7th watch
Under-rated comment 🤣
wait a min-
Once again I will say, this man is the most underrated youtuber ever. Absolutely love the content
Like a true sparky there’s no broom in the ute
You get me at "pls patch". As an electrician, I approve this message.
Forgot the bit about ensuring every job is covered in cable/plastic clippings
"I can't read" ...proceeds to smash an epic speed run shoutout 😂
i seen him at bunnings the other day and it made me fucking day
Was he working there or selling onions 🤣
@@cecilforbes3034 onions on top or bottom tho?
On top of coarse👍
"Call today and I'll fuckin hang up on ya"
Brilliant, laughed so hard!
Love the Schrodinger's cat reference, very Kleva!
As an old sparky's apprentice, I can relate to everything in this video. Nice one.
The quality of these videos are getting so good
"i call upon my ancestors from high and low, near and far, wide and....not...wide(?) to gather together to get this man.....a tick
Sparky here nick every bit of copper I can get, If the boss ask there was never any copper there, the grub just wants to cash it in himself
work for yourself, you only need like $30 worth of tools
@@postmortemspasm Ozito fucking everything. Get your missus/gf/sister to take it back when it gives up, "we were using it for the new extension and it just died".
We need an "Every bricklayer ever" video,I'd die to see that
Every 2 weeks on Tuesday I'm always waiting for garn to upload it makes my day ahahahah
That head turn, cutting cable....I so relate!
The only true way to cut cables!
I was waiting for this one since you did the plumber!!!
Im a sparky and really enjoyed this skit!!!
2:24 “call now, and I’ll fucken hang up on ya!” Possibly my favourite joke on this channel 😂😂
'Yeah runs downhill mate' 😂
The please patch shit couldn't be truer, love it ahahah.
The advertisement was the absolute funniest fucken Aussie ad I’ve ever witnessed. Good job you fucken sparky 😂
Deadly accurate, the please patch was gold
Love your work brother, got all the boys at work in stitches ❤️
Can't buy "bottled electricity", then moves out of the way to show heaps of "bottled electricity."
Loved it!
Yeah we got that joke
I love that Kleva Range parody at the end
lmao good shit mate, love watchin ya
be one of the first 100 callers and you’ll get absolutely fuck all
Haha
Flooring even better
Off to Bunnings for 3 snags and a geeze. Hit up local footy, hoff down 6 tinnies a bag of sour straps. Wottle down to Kevs for a couple billys. Good afternoon.
As an hvac guy, I laughed so damn hard at this
Does anyone else listen to all the shoutouts just to see if my nan rips bongs is still there
There’s nothing better to fix a stuff up like writing please patch. Saved my ass this week 🥸
That Kleva range ad brings me back
Can't buy bottled electricity but you can buy a box of it.
"If they can't find it, they can't steal it". Brilliant! :D
The only two real trades 😂😂😂 Oi..I’m a Chippy.
This is gonna be a banger (as always) love ya mate.
0:33 haha 😂, love it mate
Mate plumbers are flogging old copper pipes for a bitta extra dosh too🤣
hahahahahahhah as a sparkie myself, the patch please is my favourite part
if they cant find it..
they cant steal it..🤣🤣
This is the single greatest video I have seen from a comedian.
please patch hits hard haha
At 1:39 the cut into what you think is a great copper laden pipe only to find out it’s a fuckin gas line or some shit like that is just too relatable
the please patch has me rollin
Only two real trades 😂😂
the merch ad is the best part part of this vid
Love it mate every video gets better
Hehe, just decided I'll to a electrician pre apprenticeship through school and got recommended this
"Schrodinger's ute" - love it!
Nothing as Aussie as a bunning snag or our mate here garn
Patch has been my best friend for over 40 years.
"Forget about ya regular boring old shirts. F!^k those shirts!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the best representation of Australian tradies I have ever seen
Blue tick wankers rise up. I used to be a sparky before doing youtube, everything he said is true
same
The ATO is gonna be on his back soon
1:36 that's a big bang that viewers wouldn't know about lol
It's always a good day when the garn uploads :)
The similarities between South Africans and Ozzies is crazy. Even the lingo is the same.....
I love the names of the Patreon supporters
Love the approach to drywall. They teach that in the apprenticeship over here too
Sparky from the East Coast USA here. Don’t forget! Never touch a broom! You are allergic to it, you just don’t know it yet, it’s not worth the risk
You can’t be an Australian citizen unless you’ve gone for a Bunnings snag.
The "please patch." Oh gawd, the memories when I used to be a roofer.
The only negative i have here is…… you aren’t banging this out quick enough Murph!! Every couple of days would be better!! 😂 Comedy gold
I'm an electrician and I can confirm this
"If they can't find it, they can't steal it".
Cant argue with this logic.
Loving this channel always view on the first day of upload
This makes me want to go to Australia even more now
Ah this man could swindle me out of so many things and you know what? I'd still a a bright smile on my cheeks.
Love that shirt ad
Damn, they just keep getting better!
"Call now and I'll Fuckin hang up on ya!"
I'm Dead lol
Far I’ve been waiting ages for this mate
can confirm, everything in this video is pure facts
All spot on, even down to the Marvels
Dad was a sparky, and this is completely on point.
"sorry please flush" written on the holes. I flush over all their holes even the ones in the correct place.
Fuck me pissed myself the whole way through too accurate, the please patch bit fkn got me good
Love this guy.
Schrodinger’s Ute, brilliant!!
Mate this channel is going places
1:12 thats the same electrical tape i have wrapped around the solders between 4 Ethernet cables combined to be a longer one.
If they can't find it, they can't steal it"
Always wondered about my dad's system of organising the garage.
Yes he uploaded