The first two guys were hilarious, when you said "shall i come in to ask permission" it took ages for him to realise what it meant, and when you mentioned the Google plane, he actually looked up for it. The last guard must have thought "i knew i should have called in sick today" 🤡
Don't worry, you have a couple of million Ukrainian brick layer/doctors arriving soon. And all because you'd rather sit around shooting off pithy comments on youtube rather than protesting your government allowing it to happen. It isn't rocket science.
Wow the first part went really well. The comms manager ballsed that up. "Doesn't give you much faith" really casting aspersions on members of the public.
Thanks DJ 😂😂😂 the bit where you asked ‘do you want me to go in & ask them’ ? That created an amazing awkwardness that had me pissing myself 😂😂😂🎉🎉 Marvellous 🤩
@@christopherwhittaker2620have you noticed that it doesn't matter if it's a British person or a foreign one with bad english they both act the same? Give a man some kind of authority and he will act like a clown.
🤣🤣🤣You devious bugger DJ. That was I reckon the funniest film you've ever done, and the really clever thing is that you made it so without making those nice chaps feel humiliated - brilliant.
When they mention audit, you should admit its audit. It will look more honest. Especially if in other cases you declare it even prior... Otherwise good job as always :)
You outdid yourself on this one DJ, literally one of the best audits I've ever seen and Ive watched thousands. You educated them politely, stood up for your rights and engaged people in an intelligent and concise manner. Bravo Sir!
Got to say Dj, sometimes the awkwardness created is absolute gold in your videos. You are without doubt the best auditor out there. So glad you’re back, when you went on hols, I thought we’d lost you 🙏🙏thanks for all your hard work mate. 💪💪✨🙏🙏
It'll be an initial personal statement that involves writing 500 words demonstrating their ability to communicate and influence. That'll be followed by a situation judgement test then the interview. After that they will have to present two recent references have a thorough criminal background check and the job's theirs.
@@cpyartwhy ? They are just doing their jobs. Di you want them not to care at all ? Yes they are keen. So what ? What’s your real agenda in your comment ?
If someone really wanted to sneak onto the site during the day, all you would have to do is send a photographer to stand outside of the front, and all the security and half the police in the city would surround the photographer, while the real crime happens elsewhere.
The first 2 guys were sweet, and the older guy did say they didn't have the power to tell people what to do. The Manager was pleasant and had obviously watched Audit videos. I'm glad John Lewis staff were so pleasant as, I'm a regular shopper in there stores. Good advert for them!! The Chinless wonder from Wickes had such an undertone of superiority, but wasn't intelligent enough to outwit you.😊😊
When they are confronted on something they are doing wrong, as in telling security they must LEGALLY have their SIA card on display, notice how the manager tries to change the subject and still questions you about what you are doing that's LEGAL?
Michael the manager was waiting for this moment. It has been marinating his dreams for some time. Knew it was DJ, and was a bit star struck. Lost for words. Good on him!
Im glad you explained how you make your cash on youtube. I won't mind the ads so much now and will let them play out so you get that bit more. 😊 keep up the good work
2:52 I have been reverse parking for years and I live in the USA, it’s smart to back-in park because you’re facing the proper direction so that you can see if there’s a vehicle approaching you and pedestrians
Managers not interested in the security guard breaking the law failing to display the Sia badge but is unhappy with your lawful activity it's great that we have the human rights act to protect us from these ppl .nice video DJ a perfect example of why ppl like yourself are needed
Good job DJ. It might be a bit risky for you but you have really professional approach👍And in this video had seen how security staff had been treated. I am talking about the gate in the last video.
You’re going to have to explain to me why calling someone thick is racist. West Yorkshire Police may agree with you, only because most of them are thick.
Great audit, those John Lewis security guards were really nice, the manager handled it well and to be fair the comms manager was OK too. I do like that DJ Audits is respectful and not initially confrontational. Far more productive than intentional heavy provocation
If Mark works for John Lewis in communications and engagement someone should tell him to do his flies up. Not what you'd expect from someone in a professional role.
Loving your videos - keep it up. What kind of drone do you have and is it easy to use etc and where can I find rules on where you can or can't use them?
What a huge contrast between you & “Bay Area Transparency.” “Long Island Audit” has come a long way since his inception some 3 years ago. Although I’ve only watched a handful of your videos, you’ve been extremely honest, forthcoming, polite, respectful & with a calm demeanor that lowers business owners defensive mechanisms allowing for a cordial & respectful conversation! I believe that you are setting the standard for 1AA’s & that in the very near future you will likely become the most successful and popular auditor in the UK, if not worldwide! CHEERS!😊 😊😊😊
Unbelievable, I’ve had eyes glued for you for almost two years. On the hot days when I stay in for lunch, you end up 10 yards from my depot, at John Lewis. I would’ve had some nice chilled drinks for you.
Woosh😮 The valid point about being asked if the drone being compliant, and him not ( and not wanting to ) display his badge went right over his head 😢.
Hiya DJ Super Cool video, both companies didn't have a clue about our right's as law bidding citizens, but I'm happy that u put them straight about how they should act & present themselves, so please keep them coming GL&HF coming from Dulwich London England(✌peace✌)
Doubt they’re off a “rubber raft” because the government wouldn’t have processes an asylum application. Either way, regardless how they got here or the standard of job they’re doing, they’re paying taxes and contributing to the society they’ve joined, assuming they have come from another country.
Someone with ill intentions wouldn’t be standing at the gate flying their drone. They’d take their drone, be standing over by the water you showed, and be carrying out the surveillance. Or something like that. So much fear towards someone carrying out a legal activity. 😢
At 9am here near Wisbech, it was 26C in the shade. My car is parked in a hot sunny part of the front yard and the dashcam refuses to work when it gets too hot. Different camera but a common problem it seems. Roll on Autumn.
it was all going so well with amicable conversation and then you met up with a passive aggressive Wickes security feckwitte who doesn't know what the feck he's talking about but believes he does.
Wow if they had a brain cell between them they could be dangerous. Not the brightest bulbs in the security box were they ? The way ‘the lad’ scooted to open the gate just cracked me up. Comical interaction DJ just hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Again top shout to management, one guard gets one out hundred for showing when asked his badge the other guard gets a big fat zero. Well done good video.
The first two guys were hilarious, when you said "shall i come in to ask permission" it took ages for him to realise what it meant, and when you mentioned the Google plane, he actually looked up for it. The last guard must have thought "i knew i should have called in sick today" 🤡
It's a real shame to see all of these Doctors and Scientists taking jobs as security guards.
😂
There's about zero chance either of those guys were anywhere close to being a doctor...theyre high school educated at best.
Don't worry, you have a couple of million Ukrainian brick layer/doctors arriving soon. And all because you'd rather sit around shooting off pithy comments on youtube rather than protesting your government allowing it to happen. It isn't rocket science.
😂
The bit where you ask the security guy to step on the path for his safety 🤣
That request only applied to a member of the public outside for some reason. 🤣🤣
but safety... meanwhile the manager was stood on the edge of the kerb, on which he could have twisted his ankle 🤣
Trying the old police giving advice trick ... straight back at him Haha
22:30 That moment when you realise that your fly is undone during a DJ Audit.
thats a case of, it cannot be any further up!
Dead birds don't fall out of nests! 😂
Wow the first part went really well. The comms manager ballsed that up. "Doesn't give you much faith" really casting aspersions on members of the public.
Thanks DJ 😂😂😂 the bit where you asked ‘do you want me to go in & ask them’ ? That created an amazing awkwardness that had me pissing myself 😂😂😂🎉🎉
Marvellous 🤩
It was epic it has to be said. 😂
No it didn’t create awkwardness ? The guys are just doing their jobs. Trying a bit to hard.
@@christopherwhittaker2620have you noticed that it doesn't matter if it's a British person or a foreign one with bad english they both act the same? Give a man some kind of authority and he will act like a clown.
The two guys at the beginning were hilarious. Spot on decent people.
Gruff but basically OK guys
When the older guy rebooted and the younger lad started laughing 🤣🤣
This is the first time DJ has said if we dont skip the ads, he gets more pence.
I wont be skipping anymore :)
🤣🤣🤣You devious bugger DJ.
That was I reckon the funniest film you've ever done, and the really clever thing is that you made it so without making those nice chaps feel humiliated - brilliant.
When they mention audit, you should admit its audit. It will look more honest. Especially if in other cases you declare it even prior... Otherwise good job as always :)
Love it when you wrapping up the video and there’s still 18 minutes left of the video 🍿
The last guy to come out l👀ked like his nose was just put of place 😂😂 he certainly wasn't a happy chappy, big up up DJ
The guards really were quite composed and acted reasonable. Not arrogant or heavy handed.
yet dj audit tried getting them both in trouble
@@raakis88what are you talking about you f*cking massive arse piece🙄
Why deported??
Both thick as shit and couldn't string a coherent sentence together.
You outdid yourself on this one DJ, literally one of the best audits I've ever seen and Ive watched thousands. You educated them politely, stood up for your rights and engaged people in an intelligent and concise manner. Bravo Sir!
10 out 0f 10 to John Lewis and nice security guys too well done and job done. Very positive VLOG,
Love the interaction with the wally outside Wickes...also DJ you need to carry some antibacterial gel after handling those skanky boxers 😂
Can’t believe anyone would touch someone’s boxers probably from some late night fun around there. Haha
that so-called security guard in orange shows his attitude by constantly walking back and forth he doesn't like being told how to do his job
Why do 'GoPro's overheat? - sounds like a major design flaw to me, I can just about accept overheating in Arizona at mid-day in July but in Britain?
Barely bothered about an illegal guard situation, but very bothered about a legal action! Both at Wickes and John Lewis!
Why is he illegal
@@lindylayton-zt2ws He washed up on shore!
@@kingquinn3897 how do you know
@@lindylayton-zt2ws I some how doubt he arrived at an airport clutching a visa.
@@kingquinn3897 why and how do you know that
I’m amazed some of these security guards don’t know the rules yet some inside the actual business do know the rules!
Security guard sdont train themselves.
@@julianshepherd2038 no they go on SIA approved course run by agencies/security recruiters/training centres!!
That's why some are inside and some are outside. You can't educate pork. 👍
@@cpyartSure you can. I once had a pig who would sit on command, give a trotter, lay down and roll over for a belly rub.
That was the most non plus reaction to receiving a DJ AUDITS keyring ever i reckon.😎
Yeah! He was a tad miserable 😂
I feel soooo sorry for thos two security guards 😢
Got to say Dj, sometimes the awkwardness created is absolute gold in your videos. You are without doubt the best auditor out there. So glad you’re back, when you went on hols, I thought we’d lost you 🙏🙏thanks for all your hard work mate. 💪💪✨🙏🙏
Best video in a while. Loved the ‘Manager’ not being able to say “Own the air space” and the Steve Pemberton character Wickes secretly guard.
Cripes. Another one.
I'm beginning to think those blue badges are a complete ruse.
I'm trying to imagine what the job interview process is for gate security at some of these places.
It'll be an initial personal statement that involves writing 500 words demonstrating their ability to communicate and influence. That'll be followed by a situation judgement test then the interview. After that they will have to present two recent references have a thorough criminal background check and the job's theirs.
Interview 🤣🤣🤣 When you are the only one applying, the job is yours. 👍
Can they tick a box on a piece of paper. That's all they do when they check in deliveries.
Speak ingrish?
Wot you mean?
Job's yours. Start tomorrow.
@@cpyartwhy ? They are just doing their jobs. Di you want them not to care at all ? Yes they are keen. So what ? What’s your real agenda in your comment ?
Do the RNLI drop these off at every gate house?
John Lewis- "never knowingly undersold," Wickes- "Do it yourself".and shut that gate 🤣
All was reasonable, till the Karen showed up.
“Are you doing an audit?”
“I’m just making a video”
“You’re DJ Audits aren’t you?”
That’s called a gotcha moment 😄
If someone really wanted to sneak onto the site during the day, all you would have to do is send a photographer to stand outside of the front, and all the security and half the police in the city would surround the photographer, while the real crime happens elsewhere.
This is very true and is actually a test for US gov sites. (they fail often)
Security 'man' at Wickes thought he was being clever ... that didn't last long Haha
The way they put that storage box at the gates so thieves can have an easier time to jump over the fence.
sure seems secure. 😂
That was an excellent video DJ. Bang on mate.👍
The first 2 guys were sweet, and the older guy did say they didn't have the power to tell people what to do. The Manager was pleasant and had obviously watched Audit videos. I'm glad John Lewis staff were so pleasant as, I'm a regular shopper in there stores. Good advert for them!! The Chinless wonder from Wickes had such an undertone of superiority, but wasn't intelligent enough to outwit you.😊😊
Absolutely brilliant 👏
Oh god them two at the end 😂😂
When they are confronted on something they are doing wrong, as in telling security they must LEGALLY have their SIA card on display, notice how the manager tries to change the subject and still questions you about what you are doing that's LEGAL?
Michael the manager was waiting for this moment. It has been marinating his dreams for some time. Knew it was DJ, and was a bit star struck. Lost for words. Good on him!
He definitely fixed his hair on the way down. Had the script ready for weeks 🤣🤣
I know him, he’s been visualising it for 6 month and he manifested it!!!
Im glad you explained how you make your cash on youtube. I won't mind the ads so much now and will let them play out so you get that bit more. 😊 keep up the good work
Nice to see you active again, my boi. ILY, DJ.❤
The state of British security guards these days
The gentleman looking after the closed hotels seem to be worse. Also, they never seem to be lady security guards at the hotels 🤔
Is it me or is there a little bit of a pattern with security I can't quite work it out
😁
The way he laughed after he wanted the specific manager to come out lol... he knows mark is the beast there
2:52 I have been reverse parking for years and I live in the USA, it’s smart to back-in park because you’re facing the proper direction so that you can see if there’s a vehicle approaching you and pedestrians
Brilliant. This location was the gift that keeps on giving! 😂 Well done, mate. You kept it together really well.
Go DJ Go! 😂😂 You educate them. Great video. 👍👍👍
Managers not interested in the security guard breaking the law failing to display the Sia badge but is unhappy with your lawful activity it's great that we have the human rights act to protect us from these ppl .nice video DJ a perfect example of why ppl like yourself are needed
100 % making a change DJ it's good that the rights are being respected
Good job DJ. It might be a bit risky for you but you have really professional approach👍And in this video had seen how security staff had been treated. I am talking about the gate in the last video.
I believe these 3 guys come from another planet..👽🛸👾👾👾
Patience Is A Virtue Well Done DJ
They’re security guards, not the brightest as we know but you would think they wouldn’t tell people what they can and can’t do arbiterally.
@@VictheSecretracist as usual
You’re going to have to explain to me why calling someone thick is racist.
West Yorkshire Police may agree with you, only because most of them are thick.
@@cypeman8037 you must be from West Yorkshire too
@@VictheSecretThey may not have known the rules but we’re pleasant enough guys regardless of their nationality
@@VictheSecret I didn’t say you did .Some posts were being horrible about the two security guys.I was actually agreeing with you 👍👍
John Lewis security made me laugh they were happy fellas just kept smiling 😂😂😂😂😂
Excellent video DJ 😊
Great work DJ❤❤
i wonder did the gate get fixed?
The fact that the second JL bloke had his flies open, He should worry more about being charged for indecency!
Now you know where the boxer shorts came from.😁
yes the gate has been broken for about 14 months, You didn't use you're scanner on this one I think you would have picked up some interesting traffic
"it's not access"
"well how have i got here, then?" 😂😂
Can somebody local go back in a few weeks and tell us if the gate is fixed?
That Wickes guard has delusions of grandeur and this was the highlight of his life 😂 Big up to the other two at JL , hilarious
I really like them, the two fellas at the beginning. They are nice.
Great audit, those John Lewis security guards were really nice, the manager handled it well and to be fair the comms manager was OK too. I do like that DJ Audits is respectful and not initially confrontational. Far more productive than intentional heavy provocation
Ugandan air traffic control is shocking at the moment
If Mark works for John Lewis in communications and engagement someone should tell him to do his flies up. Not what you'd expect from someone in a professional role.
When the Guard looks up for the Google plane 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Loving your videos - keep it up. What kind of drone do you have and is it easy to use etc and where can I find rules on where you can or can't use them?
THESE TWO ARE HILARIOUS
good job DJ
What a huge contrast between you & “Bay Area Transparency.”
“Long Island Audit” has come a long way since his inception some 3 years ago.
Although I’ve only watched a handful of your videos, you’ve been extremely honest, forthcoming, polite, respectful & with a calm demeanor that lowers business owners defensive mechanisms allowing for a cordial & respectful conversation!
I believe that you are setting the standard for 1AA’s & that in the very near future you will likely become the most successful and popular auditor in the UK, if not worldwide!
CHEERS!😊 😊😊😊
BAT rules 😃
Dunno if he checked with the CAA but the altitude of his flies are a bit low..
The man at the end had his zip undone when first Speaking to u but did it up lol how embarrassing it was on your go pro lol
Good one DJ😁👍
Well done the management of that Company excellent Rep as well !!
Who watches these to see the industrial estates?
Not really the point
I am extremely happy for you today DJ that you have dealt with some rather pleasant people for a change today.
Unbelievable, I’ve had eyes glued for you for almost two years. On the hot days when I stay in for lunch, you end up 10 yards from my depot, at John Lewis. I would’ve had some nice chilled drinks for you.
Unlucky lol
I think we call that one a polite walk of shame 😂
Woosh😮
The valid point about being asked if the drone being compliant, and him not ( and not wanting to ) display his badge went right over his head 😢.
Hiya DJ Super Cool video, both companies didn't have a clue about our right's as law bidding citizens, but I'm happy that u put them straight about how they should act & present themselves, so please keep them coming GL&HF coming from Dulwich London England(✌peace✌)
Let’s get david out and see what this place looks like from aboveeee!!!!
Don’t you just love these African security guards always happy youl find 1 in every security gate in every site in the uk
Totally agree. Fresh off the rubber raft.
Doubt they’re off a “rubber raft” because the government wouldn’t have processes an asylum application. Either way, regardless how they got here or the standard of job they’re doing, they’re paying taxes and contributing to the society they’ve joined, assuming they have come from another country.
Well english people would rather get dole than do a job they deem themselves too good to do
The best deals, are african 😅😅😅
@@jimmyburke7600Why so racist?
WOW! I'm actually feeling patronised by just watching.....
Nice one again buddy.. B.E.V.😁👍
Awww, The first 3 were a lovely bunch!
There is not a decent british security guards anywhere any more😢
@dontshoot7665 yeah just read it back 😆
That was actually brilliant 😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
Marvellous 🤩
Someone with ill intentions wouldn’t be standing at the gate flying their drone. They’d take their drone, be standing over by the water you showed, and be carrying out the surveillance. Or something like that. So much fear towards someone carrying out a legal activity. 😢
18:51 Poor mark didn't realize that his trouser zip was down..
Words getting out now ..good job DJ
At 9am here near Wisbech, it was 26C in the shade. My car is parked in a hot sunny part of the front yard and the dashcam refuses to work when it gets too hot. Different camera but a common problem it seems. Roll on Autumn.
it was all going so well with amicable conversation and then you met up with a passive aggressive Wickes security feckwitte who doesn't know what the feck he's talking about but believes he does.
I had no idea that the late, great, Louis Armstrong use to work as a security guard
It astounds me how few say thanks when handed a free keyring.
Wow if they had a brain cell between them they could be dangerous. Not the brightest bulbs in the security box were they ?
The way ‘the lad’ scooted to open the gate just cracked me up.
Comical interaction DJ just hilarious
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do these muppets always think you are 6 years old and cannot see lorries coming in and out 😂
Id like to hear that security guard sing "What a Wonderful World"
Yep this says it all .........🙄
DJ Audits brings me joyyyyyyyyyy
Again top shout to management, one guard gets one out hundred for showing when asked his badge the other guard gets a big fat zero. Well done good video.
It’s like assigning Alan Turing to count cars coming in the gate