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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @paulraper1
    @paulraper1 Год назад +38

    The first two guys were hilarious, when you said "shall i come in to ask permission" it took ages for him to realise what it meant, and when you mentioned the Google plane, he actually looked up for it. The last guard must have thought "i knew i should have called in sick today" 🤡

  • @kenharvey9714
    @kenharvey9714 Год назад +274

    It's a real shame to see all of these Doctors and Scientists taking jobs as security guards.

    • @BettySwollocks13
      @BettySwollocks13 Год назад +12

      😂

    • @hzoonka4203
      @hzoonka4203 Год назад +6

    • @yosh1don
      @yosh1don Год назад +15

      There's about zero chance either of those guys were anywhere close to being a doctor...theyre high school educated at best.

    • @Marius_vanderLubbe
      @Marius_vanderLubbe Год назад

      Don't worry, you have a couple of million Ukrainian brick layer/doctors arriving soon. And all because you'd rather sit around shooting off pithy comments on youtube rather than protesting your government allowing it to happen. It isn't rocket science.

    • @bitcoinwolfcub6270
      @bitcoinwolfcub6270 Год назад +6

      😂

  • @AceAudits
    @AceAudits Год назад +84

    The bit where you ask the security guy to step on the path for his safety 🤣

    • @DJAUDITS
      @DJAUDITS  Год назад +22

      That request only applied to a member of the public outside for some reason. 🤣🤣

    • @AceAudits
      @AceAudits Год назад +9

      but safety... meanwhile the manager was stood on the edge of the kerb, on which he could have twisted his ankle 🤣

    • @noelward8047
      @noelward8047 Год назад +9

      Trying the old police giving advice trick ... straight back at him Haha

  • @rogerkangaroo6118
    @rogerkangaroo6118 Год назад +55

    22:30 That moment when you realise that your fly is undone during a DJ Audit.

    • @reklaw3603
      @reklaw3603 Год назад +1

      thats a case of, it cannot be any further up!

    • @shivaunt71
      @shivaunt71 Год назад

      Dead birds don't fall out of nests! 😂

  • @lizcollinson2692
    @lizcollinson2692 Год назад +27

    Wow the first part went really well. The comms manager ballsed that up. "Doesn't give you much faith" really casting aspersions on members of the public.

  • @Groteseh.
    @Groteseh. Год назад +60

    Thanks DJ 😂😂😂 the bit where you asked ‘do you want me to go in & ask them’ ? That created an amazing awkwardness that had me pissing myself 😂😂😂🎉🎉
    Marvellous 🤩

    • @Coyo-Tea
      @Coyo-Tea Год назад

      It was epic it has to be said. 😂

    • @christopherwhittaker2620
      @christopherwhittaker2620 Год назад +1

      No it didn’t create awkwardness ? The guys are just doing their jobs. Trying a bit to hard.

    • @krzysbass
      @krzysbass Год назад +3

      ​@@christopherwhittaker2620have you noticed that it doesn't matter if it's a British person or a foreign one with bad english they both act the same? Give a man some kind of authority and he will act like a clown.

  • @Banglish123
    @Banglish123 Год назад +17

    The two guys at the beginning were hilarious. Spot on decent people.

    • @kevinericsnell4092
      @kevinericsnell4092 Год назад +1

      Gruff but basically OK guys

    • @hattmancock6396
      @hattmancock6396 Год назад +2

      When the older guy rebooted and the younger lad started laughing 🤣🤣

  • @ParaGoddess143
    @ParaGoddess143 10 месяцев назад +6

    This is the first time DJ has said if we dont skip the ads, he gets more pence.
    I wont be skipping anymore :)

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 Год назад +8

    🤣🤣🤣You devious bugger DJ.
    That was I reckon the funniest film you've ever done, and the really clever thing is that you made it so without making those nice chaps feel humiliated - brilliant.

  • @siloton
    @siloton 3 месяца назад +1

    When they mention audit, you should admit its audit. It will look more honest. Especially if in other cases you declare it even prior... Otherwise good job as always :)

  • @nicholaswool505
    @nicholaswool505 Год назад +1

    Love it when you wrapping up the video and there’s still 18 minutes left of the video 🍿

  • @johnrobertson1129
    @johnrobertson1129 Год назад +7

    The last guy to come out l👀ked like his nose was just put of place 😂😂 he certainly wasn't a happy chappy, big up up DJ

  • @hpb5495
    @hpb5495 Год назад +24

    The guards really were quite composed and acted reasonable. Not arrogant or heavy handed.

    • @rossitt08
      @rossitt08 Год назад +5

      yet dj audit tried getting them both in trouble

    • @scottlaugher-flintknapping
      @scottlaugher-flintknapping Год назад

      ​@@raakis88what are you talking about you f*cking massive arse piece🙄
      Why deported??

    • @daleoutinthestix6298
      @daleoutinthestix6298 9 месяцев назад

      Both thick as shit and couldn't string a coherent sentence together.

  • @yosh1don
    @yosh1don Год назад +15

    You outdid yourself on this one DJ, literally one of the best audits I've ever seen and Ive watched thousands. You educated them politely, stood up for your rights and engaged people in an intelligent and concise manner. Bravo Sir!

  • @andypandy955
    @andypandy955 Год назад +7

    10 out 0f 10 to John Lewis and nice security guys too well done and job done. Very positive VLOG,

  • @theDJtr1cky
    @theDJtr1cky Год назад +25

    Love the interaction with the wally outside Wickes...also DJ you need to carry some antibacterial gel after handling those skanky boxers 😂

    • @samhenderson7239
      @samhenderson7239 4 месяца назад +1

      Can’t believe anyone would touch someone’s boxers probably from some late night fun around there. Haha

  • @brianmegagorgeous
    @brianmegagorgeous Год назад +8

    that so-called security guard in orange shows his attitude by constantly walking back and forth he doesn't like being told how to do his job

  • @marklatimer7333
    @marklatimer7333 10 месяцев назад +3

    Why do 'GoPro's overheat? - sounds like a major design flaw to me, I can just about accept overheating in Arizona at mid-day in July but in Britain?

  • @grahamh6988
    @grahamh6988 Год назад +53

    Barely bothered about an illegal guard situation, but very bothered about a legal action! Both at Wickes and John Lewis!

  • @JamesJohnAgar
    @JamesJohnAgar Год назад +27

    I’m amazed some of these security guards don’t know the rules yet some inside the actual business do know the rules!

    • @julianshepherd2038
      @julianshepherd2038 Год назад +1

      Security guard sdont train themselves.

    • @JamesJohnAgar
      @JamesJohnAgar Год назад

      @@julianshepherd2038 no they go on SIA approved course run by agencies/security recruiters/training centres!!

    • @cpyart
      @cpyart Год назад

      That's why some are inside and some are outside. You can't educate pork. 👍

    • @PhyllisGlassup2TheBrim
      @PhyllisGlassup2TheBrim Год назад +2

      @@cpyartSure you can. I once had a pig who would sit on command, give a trotter, lay down and roll over for a belly rub.

  • @sapankhurst2015
    @sapankhurst2015 Год назад +5

    That was the most non plus reaction to receiving a DJ AUDITS keyring ever i reckon.😎

    • @jaywolf7917
      @jaywolf7917 Год назад +2

      Yeah! He was a tad miserable 😂

  • @desfarrer6045
    @desfarrer6045 Год назад +10

    I feel soooo sorry for thos two security guards 😢

  • @darrenhawksley4459
    @darrenhawksley4459 Год назад +12

    Got to say Dj, sometimes the awkwardness created is absolute gold in your videos. You are without doubt the best auditor out there. So glad you’re back, when you went on hols, I thought we’d lost you 🙏🙏thanks for all your hard work mate. 💪💪✨🙏🙏

  • @ArtVan71
    @ArtVan71 Год назад +14

    Best video in a while. Loved the ‘Manager’ not being able to say “Own the air space” and the Steve Pemberton character Wickes secretly guard.

  • @davenz000
    @davenz000 Год назад +6

    Cripes. Another one.
    I'm beginning to think those blue badges are a complete ruse.

  • @UKvet246
    @UKvet246 Год назад +29

    I'm trying to imagine what the job interview process is for gate security at some of these places.

    • @kingquinn3897
      @kingquinn3897 Год назад +1

      It'll be an initial personal statement that involves writing 500 words demonstrating their ability to communicate and influence. That'll be followed by a situation judgement test then the interview. After that they will have to present two recent references have a thorough criminal background check and the job's theirs.

    • @cpyart
      @cpyart Год назад +4

      Interview 🤣🤣🤣 When you are the only one applying, the job is yours. 👍

    • @TheSadButMadLad
      @TheSadButMadLad Год назад +3

      Can they tick a box on a piece of paper. That's all they do when they check in deliveries.

    • @majorlaff8682
      @majorlaff8682 Год назад +6

      Speak ingrish?
      Wot you mean?
      Job's yours. Start tomorrow.

    • @christopherwhittaker2620
      @christopherwhittaker2620 Год назад +3

      @@cpyartwhy ? They are just doing their jobs. Di you want them not to care at all ? Yes they are keen. So what ? What’s your real agenda in your comment ?

  • @justchris123
    @justchris123 Год назад +7

    Do the RNLI drop these off at every gate house?

  • @dave_ryan
    @dave_ryan Год назад +11

    John Lewis- "never knowingly undersold," Wickes- "Do it yourself".and shut that gate 🤣

  • @tecnogof
    @tecnogof Год назад +6

    All was reasonable, till the Karen showed up.

  • @riddledj3468
    @riddledj3468 Год назад +6

    “Are you doing an audit?”
    “I’m just making a video”
    “You’re DJ Audits aren’t you?”
    That’s called a gotcha moment 😄

  • @stevepeterson6070
    @stevepeterson6070 Год назад +3

    If someone really wanted to sneak onto the site during the day, all you would have to do is send a photographer to stand outside of the front, and all the security and half the police in the city would surround the photographer, while the real crime happens elsewhere.

    • @xozegraf7179
      @xozegraf7179 11 месяцев назад

      This is very true and is actually a test for US gov sites. (they fail often)

  • @noelward8047
    @noelward8047 Год назад +7

    Security 'man' at Wickes thought he was being clever ... that didn't last long Haha

  • @olfan92
    @olfan92 Год назад +2

    The way they put that storage box at the gates so thieves can have an easier time to jump over the fence.
    sure seems secure. 😂

  • @thebauchler7678
    @thebauchler7678 Год назад +3

    That was an excellent video DJ. Bang on mate.👍

  • @Brian169016
    @Brian169016 Год назад +3

    The first 2 guys were sweet, and the older guy did say they didn't have the power to tell people what to do. The Manager was pleasant and had obviously watched Audit videos. I'm glad John Lewis staff were so pleasant as, I'm a regular shopper in there stores. Good advert for them!! The Chinless wonder from Wickes had such an undertone of superiority, but wasn't intelligent enough to outwit you.😊😊

  • @karlos55555
    @karlos55555 Год назад +3

    Absolutely brilliant 👏

  • @seanb9815
    @seanb9815 Год назад +2

    Oh god them two at the end 😂😂

  • @Aberbrothock1
    @Aberbrothock1 Год назад +6

    When they are confronted on something they are doing wrong, as in telling security they must LEGALLY have their SIA card on display, notice how the manager tries to change the subject and still questions you about what you are doing that's LEGAL?

  • @papersplease
    @papersplease Год назад +28

    Michael the manager was waiting for this moment. It has been marinating his dreams for some time. Knew it was DJ, and was a bit star struck. Lost for words. Good on him!

    • @lynkwhat
      @lynkwhat Год назад +2

      He definitely fixed his hair on the way down. Had the script ready for weeks 🤣🤣

    • @123MondayTuesday
      @123MondayTuesday Год назад +2

      I know him, he’s been visualising it for 6 month and he manifested it!!!

  • @richard308
    @richard308 Год назад +1

    Im glad you explained how you make your cash on youtube. I won't mind the ads so much now and will let them play out so you get that bit more. 😊 keep up the good work

  • @HeyHammadAusafi
    @HeyHammadAusafi Год назад +1

    Nice to see you active again, my boi. ILY, DJ.❤

  • @5150show
    @5150show Год назад +7

    The state of British security guards these days

    • @shivaunt71
      @shivaunt71 Год назад

      The gentleman looking after the closed hotels seem to be worse. Also, they never seem to be lady security guards at the hotels 🤔

  • @davidleake6491
    @davidleake6491 Год назад +7

    Is it me or is there a little bit of a pattern with security I can't quite work it out

  • @djollieuk
    @djollieuk Год назад +3

    The way he laughed after he wanted the specific manager to come out lol... he knows mark is the beast there

  • @rebelwithoutaclue5693
    @rebelwithoutaclue5693 3 месяца назад

    2:52 I have been reverse parking for years and I live in the USA, it’s smart to back-in park because you’re facing the proper direction so that you can see if there’s a vehicle approaching you and pedestrians

  • @thekeysman6760
    @thekeysman6760 Год назад +2

    Brilliant. This location was the gift that keeps on giving! 😂 Well done, mate. You kept it together really well.

  • @skypirate4806
    @skypirate4806 Год назад +5

    Go DJ Go! 😂😂 You educate them. Great video. 👍👍👍

  • @sonofleadfoot
    @sonofleadfoot Год назад +5

    Managers not interested in the security guard breaking the law failing to display the Sia badge but is unhappy with your lawful activity it's great that we have the human rights act to protect us from these ppl .nice video DJ a perfect example of why ppl like yourself are needed

  • @TheJamesm1980
    @TheJamesm1980 4 месяца назад

    100 % making a change DJ it's good that the rights are being respected

  • @ЛюдмилаЩепелева-п9й

    Good job DJ. It might be a bit risky for you but you have really professional approach👍And in this video had seen how security staff had been treated. I am talking about the gate in the last video.

  • @Lorenzo_Velasquez
    @Lorenzo_Velasquez 9 месяцев назад

    I believe these 3 guys come from another planet..👽🛸👾👾👾

  • @SpartacusTheBandit
    @SpartacusTheBandit Год назад +2

    Patience Is A Virtue Well Done DJ

  • @cypeman8037
    @cypeman8037 Год назад +21

    They’re security guards, not the brightest as we know but you would think they wouldn’t tell people what they can and can’t do arbiterally.

    • @isaacchumba
      @isaacchumba Год назад +3

      ​@@VictheSecretracist as usual

    • @cypeman8037
      @cypeman8037 Год назад +1

      You’re going to have to explain to me why calling someone thick is racist.
      West Yorkshire Police may agree with you, only because most of them are thick.

    • @isaacchumba
      @isaacchumba Год назад +2

      @@cypeman8037 you must be from West Yorkshire too

    • @josephinecondie927
      @josephinecondie927 Год назад +4

      @@VictheSecretThey may not have known the rules but we’re pleasant enough guys regardless of their nationality

    • @josephinecondie927
      @josephinecondie927 Год назад

      @@VictheSecret I didn’t say you did .Some posts were being horrible about the two security guys.I was actually agreeing with you 👍👍

  • @waynemcdermott9496
    @waynemcdermott9496 Год назад +3

    John Lewis security made me laugh they were happy fellas just kept smiling 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelbutters5650
    @michaelbutters5650 Год назад +2

    Excellent video DJ 😊

  • @australianjackaroo6660
    @australianjackaroo6660 Год назад +2

    Great work DJ❤❤

  • @jordenc8417
    @jordenc8417 Месяц назад +1

    i wonder did the gate get fixed?

  • @beakytzw
    @beakytzw Год назад +3

    The fact that the second JL bloke had his flies open, He should worry more about being charged for indecency!

    • @timothyjepson18
      @timothyjepson18 Год назад +2

      Now you know where the boxer shorts came from.😁

  • @gavisbeech
    @gavisbeech Год назад +2

    yes the gate has been broken for about 14 months, You didn't use you're scanner on this one I think you would have picked up some interesting traffic

  • @googleboughtmee
    @googleboughtmee Год назад +4

    "it's not access"
    "well how have i got here, then?" 😂😂
    Can somebody local go back in a few weeks and tell us if the gate is fixed?

  • @Catmad65
    @Catmad65 Год назад +1

    That Wickes guard has delusions of grandeur and this was the highlight of his life 😂 Big up to the other two at JL , hilarious

  • @lizcollinson2692
    @lizcollinson2692 Год назад +2

    I really like them, the two fellas at the beginning. They are nice.

  • @dedaelus
    @dedaelus Год назад

    Great audit, those John Lewis security guards were really nice, the manager handled it well and to be fair the comms manager was OK too. I do like that DJ Audits is respectful and not initially confrontational. Far more productive than intentional heavy provocation

  • @Robolaralobarar
    @Robolaralobarar Год назад +5

    Ugandan air traffic control is shocking at the moment

  • @No53BusHead
    @No53BusHead Год назад +5

    If Mark works for John Lewis in communications and engagement someone should tell him to do his flies up. Not what you'd expect from someone in a professional role.

  • @bp4682
    @bp4682 5 месяцев назад +1

    When the Guard looks up for the Google plane 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidlane177
    @davidlane177 Год назад

    Loving your videos - keep it up. What kind of drone do you have and is it easy to use etc and where can I find rules on where you can or can't use them?

  • @GaryWilliamson-mq9ip
    @GaryWilliamson-mq9ip 8 месяцев назад

    THESE TWO ARE HILARIOUS

  • @petitkem8771
    @petitkem8771 Год назад +3

    good job DJ

  • @petepirolo6117
    @petepirolo6117 Год назад +1

    What a huge contrast between you & “Bay Area Transparency.”
    “Long Island Audit” has come a long way since his inception some 3 years ago.
    Although I’ve only watched a handful of your videos, you’ve been extremely honest, forthcoming, polite, respectful & with a calm demeanor that lowers business owners defensive mechanisms allowing for a cordial & respectful conversation!
    I believe that you are setting the standard for 1AA’s & that in the very near future you will likely become the most successful and popular auditor in the UK, if not worldwide!
    CHEERS!😊 😊😊😊

  • @julianchamberlain5399
    @julianchamberlain5399 Год назад

    Dunno if he checked with the CAA but the altitude of his flies are a bit low..

  • @tinabrittainbrittain6691
    @tinabrittainbrittain6691 10 месяцев назад +1

    The man at the end had his zip undone when first Speaking to u but did it up lol how embarrassing it was on your go pro lol

  • @leeapplegarth4717
    @leeapplegarth4717 Год назад +1

    Good one DJ😁👍

  • @Monsoon-sd6vr
    @Monsoon-sd6vr Год назад +1

    Well done the management of that Company excellent Rep as well !!

  • @ads2829
    @ads2829 Год назад +3

    Who watches these to see the industrial estates?

  • @bill13690
    @bill13690 Год назад

    I am extremely happy for you today DJ that you have dealt with some rather pleasant people for a change today.

  • @gooders8855
    @gooders8855 Год назад +2

    Unbelievable, I’ve had eyes glued for you for almost two years. On the hot days when I stay in for lunch, you end up 10 yards from my depot, at John Lewis. I would’ve had some nice chilled drinks for you.

  • @adrianmcdonagh57
    @adrianmcdonagh57 Год назад +3

    I think we call that one a polite walk of shame 😂

  • @A2Z1Two3
    @A2Z1Two3 Год назад +22

    Woosh😮
    The valid point about being asked if the drone being compliant, and him not ( and not wanting to ) display his badge went right over his head 😢.

  • @bigearsandnoddy1
    @bigearsandnoddy1 Год назад +1

    Hiya DJ Super Cool video, both companies didn't have a clue about our right's as law bidding citizens, but I'm happy that u put them straight about how they should act & present themselves, so please keep them coming GL&HF coming from Dulwich London England(✌peace✌)

  • @johnfisher1605
    @johnfisher1605 Год назад +14

    Let’s get david out and see what this place looks like from aboveeee!!!!

  • @PHILIP.81
    @PHILIP.81 Год назад +26

    Don’t you just love these African security guards always happy youl find 1 in every security gate in every site in the uk

    • @jimmyburke7600
      @jimmyburke7600 Год назад +14

      Totally agree. Fresh off the rubber raft.

    • @leighinibiza
      @leighinibiza Год назад +1

      Doubt they’re off a “rubber raft” because the government wouldn’t have processes an asylum application. Either way, regardless how they got here or the standard of job they’re doing, they’re paying taxes and contributing to the society they’ve joined, assuming they have come from another country.

    • @irkrddkdkrkrkxk
      @irkrddkdkrkrkxk Год назад

      Well english people would rather get dole than do a job they deem themselves too good to do

    • @dkgalning
      @dkgalning Год назад

      The best deals, are african 😅😅😅

    • @YorkshireLassWithClass
      @YorkshireLassWithClass Год назад +9

      @@jimmyburke7600Why so racist?

  • @MrEnginemount
    @MrEnginemount Год назад +1

    WOW! I'm actually feeling patronised by just watching.....

  • @BirdsEyeView72
    @BirdsEyeView72 Год назад +1

    Nice one again buddy.. B.E.V.😁👍

  • @traceydk9433
    @traceydk9433 6 месяцев назад

    Awww, The first 3 were a lovely bunch!

  • @bobbarr2006
    @bobbarr2006 Год назад +5

    There is not a decent british security guards anywhere any more😢

    • @bobbarr2006
      @bobbarr2006 Год назад

      @dontshoot7665 yeah just read it back 😆

  • @Groteseh.
    @Groteseh. Год назад

    That was actually brilliant 😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
    Marvellous 🤩

  • @markgiles8527
    @markgiles8527 Год назад +3

    Someone with ill intentions wouldn’t be standing at the gate flying their drone. They’d take their drone, be standing over by the water you showed, and be carrying out the surveillance. Or something like that. So much fear towards someone carrying out a legal activity. 😢

  • @ZeonTec
    @ZeonTec Год назад +2

    18:51 Poor mark didn't realize that his trouser zip was down..

  • @mikecooper1116
    @mikecooper1116 7 месяцев назад

    Words getting out now ..good job DJ

  • @PhyllisGlassup2TheBrim
    @PhyllisGlassup2TheBrim Год назад +1

    At 9am here near Wisbech, it was 26C in the shade. My car is parked in a hot sunny part of the front yard and the dashcam refuses to work when it gets too hot. Different camera but a common problem it seems. Roll on Autumn.

    • @PhyllisGlassup2TheBrim
      @PhyllisGlassup2TheBrim Год назад

      it was all going so well with amicable conversation and then you met up with a passive aggressive Wickes security feckwitte who doesn't know what the feck he's talking about but believes he does.

  • @MrMichaellee5353
    @MrMichaellee5353 Год назад +2

    I had no idea that the late, great, Louis Armstrong use to work as a security guard

  • @prnothall9302
    @prnothall9302 Год назад +2

    It astounds me how few say thanks when handed a free keyring.

  • @Coyo-Tea
    @Coyo-Tea Год назад +2

    Wow if they had a brain cell between them they could be dangerous. Not the brightest bulbs in the security box were they ?
    The way ‘the lad’ scooted to open the gate just cracked me up.
    Comical interaction DJ just hilarious
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @paulsmith2474
    @paulsmith2474 Год назад +1

    Why do these muppets always think you are 6 years old and cannot see lorries coming in and out 😂

  • @PurpleChickenTV
    @PurpleChickenTV Год назад +1

    Id like to hear that security guard sing "What a Wonderful World"

  • @limitedmark
    @limitedmark Год назад +1

    Yep this says it all .........🙄

  • @cocopufer5667
    @cocopufer5667 Год назад

    DJ Audits brings me joyyyyyyyyyy

  • @johnboy1973
    @johnboy1973 Год назад +1

    Again top shout to management, one guard gets one out hundred for showing when asked his badge the other guard gets a big fat zero. Well done good video.

  • @fireskycam9889
    @fireskycam9889 Год назад +1

    It’s like assigning Alan Turing to count cars coming in the gate