Reaction To: Bill Burr Jokes That Would Get You Cancelled in 10 Seconds

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

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  • @davidberry4256
    @davidberry4256 2 месяца назад +4

    Thanks!

  • @michaeljacyna1973
    @michaeljacyna1973 Год назад +267

    The full "women's sports" bit is great, he just keeps hitting you with great points. Starts out as "why are you yelling at men for not watching?" And then hits you with "So where are the feminists?" And then goes into "Kardashians and Real Housewives are making billions... because that's what the women are watching." ALL TRUE

    • @MaddyReactions
      @MaddyReactions  Год назад +29

      😂😂😂

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 Год назад +64

      Which led into the best line of the bit:
      "If you ladies supported the WNBA the way you support a fat chick who's proud of her body and no longer a threat to you, that league would be doing better numbers than the NBA!"

    • @kahutochishisumi9056
      @kahutochishisumi9056 Год назад +5

      @@JakkFrost1 exactly 😆😆😆😆😆

    • @vc86split
      @vc86split Год назад +1

      So you really think he is wrong with women's sports?

    • @michaeljacyna1973
      @michaeljacyna1973 Год назад +6

      @@vc86split Huh??

  • @Crunkz21
    @Crunkz21 Год назад +96

    Bill Burr is so incredibly good at taking extremely serious topics, talk about them and make them funny enough that you dont feel bad about laughing at them.

  • @sketchtherapy1218
    @sketchtherapy1218 Год назад +79

    This is the tip of the iceberg, a lot of these jokes are parts of a series of joke that gets funnier and funnier. Bless you and thank you for reacting to Bill Burr.

  • @bipolarewok
    @bipolarewok Год назад +87

    I'm a fat guy and I don't care about fat jokes. I found them funny when I was thin and still find them funny now, the only difference is that now I can say "yeah, we do do that". But girl, don't say "he's talking to me!" just because you eat cookies. You know he's not talking to you. Unless your body gets impossibly wider off camera, no, this isn't about you.

    • @MaddyReactions
      @MaddyReactions  Год назад +8

      🤷🏽‍♀️🤗 🍪

    • @ukahchimdindu6002
      @ukahchimdindu6002 Год назад +5

      U ate your way in so you can work your way out

    • @cbdemented
      @cbdemented 2 месяца назад +11

      Oh yeah. I'm 300lbs. And while I do tend to eat pretty healthy
      , I eat way too much and because I'm sitting behind a bunch of computers all day, I exercise Way too little. It's just a fact. No reason to take offense at that joke. Especially because it's a joke.

    • @gregghelmberger
      @gregghelmberger 2 месяца назад +5

      At a Carlin show I, a fat man, laughed way too hard at his observation that calling fat people heavy was absurd: "Fat people are fat. It's just a factual observation. They're not heavy -- aircraft carriers are heavy, fat people are fat."

    • @cbdemented
      @cbdemented 2 месяца назад

      @@gregghelmberger I love that bit. Jealous. I saw alot of classic bands because of my father, but I never got to see Carlin, Pryor or any of the greats of that era. I grew up with AM/FM and Class clown in my dad's collection that I listened to way way before it was appropriate, much to the dismay of my teachers, heh.

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 Год назад +5

    "...where's the camera? The nerve..." 🤣

  • @jamess2764
    @jamess2764 Год назад +43

    Bill talking about fat people
    Maddy: I feel like he’s talking about me!
    Everyone: 😐

    • @MaddyReactions
      @MaddyReactions  Год назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @irollerblade13
      @irollerblade13 Год назад +4

      @@MaddyReactions It's exactly what Bill is talking about though.. You felt guilt for eating cookies cause you know they are bad for you...
      This is my first time seeing a video by you but it looks like to me that you take care of yourself.
      Ps. I hope my non career doesn't get cancelled for telling a woman that she looks like she takes care of her self.

  • @strangelyjamesly4078
    @strangelyjamesly4078 Год назад +18

    Maddy, just laugh. Laugh loud. People who get upset over what you find funny are the same as those who get upset at what books you read, movies you watch, music you listen to. Would you allow someone to tell you what to read, watch or listen to? Then why would you let them tell you what to find funny?

    • @ER0CK5_
      @ER0CK5_ Месяц назад

      What a strange comment.

  • @ericjorgensen3911
    @ericjorgensen3911 Год назад +42

    Too damn bad YOU have to give a DISCLAIMER ! Jokes are jokes. To many people are worried
    about being canceled, what a shame. He just tells the truth.

    • @MaddyReactions
      @MaddyReactions  Год назад +6

      Definitely lol

    • @pipenesingwary116
      @pipenesingwary116 2 месяца назад

      honestly the only thing that could be offensive was the commercial in the middle about 2 genders only these days. Personally Comedians are for sticky topics, to make light of it instead of fighting about it. Taking offence is about personal feelings of each individual. You will never please everyone.

  • @thedudeabides6786
    @thedudeabides6786 Год назад +2

    Loved the "birds aren't real" bit haha
    If it FLIES, it SPIES!!!

  • @Sapperman89
    @Sapperman89 Месяц назад

    “I’m sorry but……” lmao. Too damn funny. Pigeons are definitely flying cameras lmao

  • @leogiroux6751
    @leogiroux6751 9 месяцев назад +2

    I love Bill Burr's rant on motherhood being the hardest job on the planet

  • @stevedaniels623
    @stevedaniels623 Год назад +25

    Maddie. Don’t ever justify your laughing. It’s real. Own it❤

  • @AzulinhoAzulinho
    @AzulinhoAzulinho Год назад +27

    I love that _at this point in history_ you have to clarify that laughing at something doesn't mean you live by it. What a world we live in now, someone take me back to 2010 or thereabouts, *please.*

    • @leechap3
      @leechap3 Год назад +2

      You mean when we had a cool black dude as President?

    • @TheVoxbox13
      @TheVoxbox13 Год назад +3

      Agreed. I'd have to go back to around late 90s to really get the freedom back.

    • @leechap3
      @leechap3 Год назад

      @@TheVoxbox13 Why stop there? Go back to when lewd demeaning jokes about women were cool, or further back when you could mock nigras.

    • @tcrown3333
      @tcrown3333 Год назад +2

      @@leechap3 The coolest and the most intelligent 😎

    • @rtarbinar
      @rtarbinar Месяц назад

      @@leechap3 and we could all invest in bitcoin!

  • @MrXstacey
    @MrXstacey 18 часов назад

    On the athletics point, endurance running and endurance swimming are 2 areas where woman have legitimately bested their male counterparts. One chick, forgot her name, won the 240 mile running race. She needed to sleep, said to her team, don’t let me sleep more than a minute. They didn’t. She woke up so refreshed from 1 min that she scolded them for letting her sleep too long, lol. She won with way more than 1 min on the clock. Good on her.

  • @wilsoncalhoun
    @wilsoncalhoun Год назад +2

    That SNL opening was fantastic. I've never seen an audience so unsure of how to react, and I've never before seen a comic make a conscious decision to just go for it.

  • @Javier_Jimenez71
    @Javier_Jimenez71 Год назад +21

    Favorite part was “Pigeons are government spies.” 😂😂😂😂

  • @CanadaDan
    @CanadaDan Год назад +27

    Bill keeps it real. The problem nowadays is that society doesn't like hearing the truth 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @sket179
    @sket179 Год назад +8

    Oh no, 2am Finnish time and back to work from vacation tomorrow. 😂 I love me some Bill Burr, though.

  • @IdkMaybeShawn
    @IdkMaybeShawn Год назад +2

    'birds = government spies". When I was a kid, we always joked it was dragonflies.

  • @paulrouth5997
    @paulrouth5997 Год назад +14

    Bill Burr teaches through satire. What better way to learn than the kick in the belly making you laugh at humanities complicated condition. He made me think of Kurt Vonnegut's Welcome to the Monkey House (collection of short stories).

  • @darkinertia2
    @darkinertia2 Год назад +2

    "name one company that can survive that?"
    balenciaga: sup.

  • @xrpcit.y1288
    @xrpcit.y1288 Месяц назад

    Dude is hilarious, I usually have to pause his stand up, so that I don't die from laughter....but if it's time to go😂

  • @benjaminmatte5225
    @benjaminmatte5225 Год назад +6

    Well, I’d give anything to watch God interviewing Bill for a spot in Heaven lmao

    • @MaddyReactions
      @MaddyReactions  Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Charlie-e9f
      @Charlie-e9f 24 дня назад

      I feel God will let him in simply on the principle that he was honest regardless of the situation.

  • @VNOMALII
    @VNOMALII Год назад +2

    birds working for the government 😂😂 i've heard it all

    • @MaddyReactions
      @MaddyReactions  Год назад +1

      😂

    • @MaddyReactions
      @MaddyReactions  Год назад

      Yes they little spies 🕵️‍♀️

    • @VNOMALII
      @VNOMALII Год назад

      @@MaddyReactions i don't doubt that there are robotic birds with cameras but i don't think they spy on us 😂 they got our phones and webcams for that 👀

  • @almofo2237
    @almofo2237 6 дней назад +1

    Im jealous of your heated seat .
    And i like your reaction vids ❤

  • @jrcrandall8548
    @jrcrandall8548 Год назад +1

    I'm so glad to see a female your age actually have a sense of humor and a pretty down to earth vibe....and the fact you know comedy is just for laughs and you don't get offended even though it's not your personal beliefs...
    Please start influencing other people your age to stop being so offended by every little thing...hats off to you.

  • @joeymac3969
    @joeymac3969 3 месяца назад +3

    Don't apologize for laughing. Funny is funny.

  • @pep5158
    @pep5158 Год назад

    “Personal belief system” well, you certainly made me laugh.

  • @allynpinnello3012
    @allynpinnello3012 Год назад +2

    Birds,aren't real.....😂😂😂

  • @DeansMayhem
    @DeansMayhem Год назад +8

    "Save the children" You are correct, it's not funny that it's true. God bless you Maddy.

  • @quacks2much
    @quacks2much Месяц назад

    My stand up career I never had died because people believe stuff I say even when I'm joking. They believe my joke but disbelieve the truth that I was merely joking.
    One time I made a joke at a CPR class. I answered the question, "What is the first thing you should do when someone collapses?" I said, "First, I look to see who the person is and if I don't like them, I put my knee on their neck and start compressions, 'one, and two and three.'
    An old lady next to me taking the class looked at me and said in a sweet, slow voice and she said to me, "Youuu don't reeeeally dooo that do you?" That was my last joke for years to come.

  • @TheWer3wolf
    @TheWer3wolf Месяц назад

    I love how BIG your eyes get when Bill says something mean but funny... and real.

  • @saldivarosvaldo1627
    @saldivarosvaldo1627 14 дней назад +1

    Hi Ms. Maddy, awesome vid, you are lovely as always.

  • @janmoravek820
    @janmoravek820 Год назад

    3:01 I was almost expecting something like "A quantum supercomputer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of fucks I do not give" :D
    4:18 Ohhh Im laughing so much, this is pretty good deal of laugh :D

  • @falxonPSN
    @falxonPSN 5 месяцев назад +1

    Bill Burr - speaker of unvarnished truth.

  • @ShortyRock801
    @ShortyRock801 Год назад

    “That’s why you’re laughing… because you know it’s true “

  • @c.s.m.k5737
    @c.s.m.k5737 Год назад +2

    Your outbursts are awesome. Love your sense of humour

  • @GordieGii
    @GordieGii Месяц назад

    "I feel like he's talking to me." You think you're fat? He's not saying cookies are evil. He's talking about people who can't stop stuffing their face.

  • @davidens8204
    @davidens8204 Год назад +6

    I personally believe that he kind of has more of a moral leg to stand on because he has a black wife so he sees and does stuff from a more enlightened point of view as now he has time to contemplate life and it gives him time to think up the shit that he comes up with ..he has a plethora of great stuff .. and he calls people out for their bullshit which I think is refreshing

  • @MajinErick
    @MajinErick 2 месяца назад

    Bill Burr is definitely not holding back on the real topics. I just had some Oreos, so I know that he was talking about me. 😂😂

  • @Hazdri
    @Hazdri Год назад +1

    Shhh 🤐 the birds 🐦 are watching. 🎥 😂

  • @roosterbooster6136
    @roosterbooster6136 17 дней назад

    I actually just one of her videos that wasnt a reaction video. Outside of being one of the prettiest women alive, shes acrually a really beautiful person. Think shes genuinely a good soul. Keep it up.

  • @axiomist4488
    @axiomist4488 Год назад

    This man speaks sooth .

  • @skipwilliam5639
    @skipwilliam5639 Год назад

    You have the greatest smile and a total pleasure to watch. Bill is awesome

  • @Parker--
    @Parker-- Год назад +6

    Maddy: "Birds aren't real, guys. They're government spies."
    Maddy's FBI agent: "I wonder what gave it away."

    • @MaddyReactions
      @MaddyReactions  Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MaddyReactions
      @MaddyReactions  Год назад +3

      Have you ever seen a baby pigeon??? 🧐🧐🧐🧐

    • @Parker--
      @Parker-- Год назад +1

      @@MaddyReactions 😂* mind blown *

  • @eddiepak8737
    @eddiepak8737 24 дня назад

    Hi Maddy! Protect Burr at all cost. Cancel Culture needs to be cancelled.

  • @benb6535
    @benb6535 Год назад +1

    Classic Bill.......However!!! lol 🤣🤣🤣

  • @michaellyden2580
    @michaellyden2580 8 месяцев назад

    Bill Bill: You put the Cookies in there! I didn't!
    Maddy: I feel like he's talking to me!
    Me with Perfect Vision: 🤨

  • @arthurcuelho7279
    @arthurcuelho7279 14 часов назад

    Women, in general, can turn the tears on and off like it’s a light switch.

    • @MaddyReactions
      @MaddyReactions  6 часов назад

      That’s called hormones my friend. It’s not an act unless you’re dealing with psychopaths.

  • @jfirebird5833
    @jfirebird5833 Год назад

    Thank you for being willing to laugh (even when you were laughing at yourself) - and it was just as funny watching you try not to laugh. Humor and laughter as just as essential as heated seats and blankets! 😁 Bill Burr is ridiculous - on some (not all - just some) things I love that he says what needs to be said but then he has this knack of going to the point of 'did he really say that?!' 😳😂😅🤨😶

  • @natediederich8979
    @natediederich8979 Месяц назад

    lol I love the “birds aren’t real” reference

  • @WhizzingFish12
    @WhizzingFish12 9 месяцев назад

    Bill spits FACTS and does it in a way that you HAVE to say, "Yeah, he's right." while you laugh your ass off. Uncancellable because he DOES NOT CARE. A life lesson there.

  • @imdiyu
    @imdiyu Месяц назад

    7:24 Necessity? I didn't even know that Heated Seats exist, until now.

  • @BlindRiott
    @BlindRiott 6 месяцев назад +1

    Burr’s a GOAT!

  • @lucasa.figueiredorodrigues1793
    @lucasa.figueiredorodrigues1793 Год назад +1

    At 6:33 he gets so mad at himself that he punchs a guy that looks just like him.

  • @jacklee8703
    @jacklee8703 Год назад +1

    I used to be fat & over 160kgs it wasn't the fat jokes that made me lose weight, it was the feeling of confidence that i had lost but slowly gained back as i started to lose weight, i have finally hit my goal of 95kgs. Losing weight is Hard but the Joy in the end is worth the struggle.

  • @51Dss
    @51Dss Год назад +1

    You laugh because there is an element of truth in every joke and story he delivers. I think you'll get a lot of fun doing a review and reaction to Ron White - stand up comic...great stuff

  • @robpursley7607
    @robpursley7607 Год назад +1

    haven't subscribed to a new "reaction" channel till now. keep on doing the good work Maddy !!!!

  • @jasonsomething6003
    @jasonsomething6003 Год назад

    LMAO.. Maddy.. love the reaction! I never seen this broken up video of Bill Burr jokes before!
    Sorry to all those people that got their "FEEL BADS HURT" as he is a comedian after all!
    peace

  • @tomcavanaugh5237
    @tomcavanaugh5237 Год назад

    It's been suggested that "I feel like he's talking about me." is the response many women have, when some one characterizes any group of women. Thus, the incredulous "I'm not like that" responses, so much of the time.

  • @therealloki33
    @therealloki33 2 месяца назад

    I can't believe he just said that about Catholics 😂😂😂 oh well lmaoo

  • @donjames5761
    @donjames5761 Год назад +5

    i needed that smile tonight after a rough day at work!

    • @MaddyReactions
      @MaddyReactions  Год назад

      Hugs 🤗

    • @dimwitdave9344
      @dimwitdave9344 Год назад

      Some smiles light up the whole screen. Maddy's is like a whole New years eve firework display going off in the brain. Genuinely makes you want to smile too, no matter what's going on in your life

  • @johnimhof6568
    @johnimhof6568 4 месяца назад

    Bill Burr is a madman.

  • @patricksnow5326
    @patricksnow5326 15 дней назад

    It’s okay to laugh Maddy. Don’t let people stop you.❤

  • @stevenmonte7397
    @stevenmonte7397 Год назад

    There''s a hilarious satire group about the bird thing... Some awesome shirts! One says "Bird watching is a two way street."

  • @fuchainsa
    @fuchainsa Месяц назад

    If they ever did a remake of “Aladdin”, he should be the voice of Iyago the parrot!

  • @shawnsford7071
    @shawnsford7071 Год назад

    Dude is just a comedic beast!!

    • @MaddyReactions
      @MaddyReactions  Год назад +1

      Agreed!

    • @shawnsford7071
      @shawnsford7071 Год назад

      @MaddyReactions That was a fun video and not just because of Bill Burr. Your reaction made it fun as well!! That was my first time watching your videos. I just looked through quick and I'm going to catch up on your past videos, music and others, and I'll be looking forward to the new ones.

  • @MisterRawgers
    @MisterRawgers Год назад +1

    Holy cow you’re beautiful, also glad you’re reacting to Bill! I also recommend Shane Gillis & Matt Mccusker they do a podcast together and they’re both top dawgs in the comedy realm 😂

  • @HeavyMetalBluegrass
    @HeavyMetalBluegrass Год назад

    I hadn't seen some of these bits. Thanks for reacting.

  • @BlindRiott
    @BlindRiott 6 месяцев назад +1

    I unsubbed from the heated seats in my i8, it felt too intimate for the commute.

  • @randyruggles342
    @randyruggles342 2 месяца назад

    OMG! At 08:45, I couldn't see Bill's face and I thought that was her laugh. I was horrified. :P

  • @Sbsenpai
    @Sbsenpai Год назад +1

    10:00 lmao thats pigeons

  • @sk8man70
    @sk8man70 21 день назад

    Bill burr says what the worlds needs to hear lol

  • @steveb9325
    @steveb9325 Месяц назад

    Darlin you're not fat!!! You're phat not fat😅😂❤😂

  • @Sir_AlexxTv
    @Sir_AlexxTv Год назад

    The main problem is ...... that he is on effing point 😂

  • @deanr.johansen6377
    @deanr.johansen6377 10 месяцев назад +11

    He's not talking to you. You're not fat.

  • @BlindRiott
    @BlindRiott 6 месяцев назад +1

    You do good work sister! All success to you.

  • @rogerhence1778
    @rogerhence1778 Год назад

    She high 😂

  • @chrisnicol1644
    @chrisnicol1644 Год назад

    Bill Burr is just great... Thanks Maddy

  • @stevedaniels623
    @stevedaniels623 Год назад +1

    Evil genius lol. Go Bill

  • @seangilbert19658
    @seangilbert19658 Год назад +2

    I love Bill Burr, I can watch him over and over again, and as far as being canceled I haven’t seen anyone yet have that problem….keep the comedy coming too! 😂😂😂 By the way, you should also listen to David Chappelle and George Carlin. 😂😂😂

  • @ronriehle1337
    @ronriehle1337 Год назад +1

    That hair is incredible.

  • @pcl8993
    @pcl8993 18 дней назад

    Mandy is so GORGEOUS! It’s hard to keep focus on the content with your BEAUTY! 💖❤️💗💕💋

  • @Talon5Karrde
    @Talon5Karrde 28 дней назад

    @5:54 - Feeling Called out again? lol

  • @CWPTraining
    @CWPTraining Месяц назад

    Not a fan of Reaction vids and not a subscriber to more than a dozen channels - but I did a Subscribe for this Maddy 'cause she is a fan of Burr, she seems genuine, and she doesn't interrupt every three seconds
    I watched three of her vids so I gave the Subscribe to get her to 100k - it's gotta be hard to get a channel goin' and she's puttin' in the work

  • @antonyelliott667
    @antonyelliott667 Год назад +1

    Love it, there was one there I hadn't seen before too, thought I'd seen em all.

  • @myrondyal6117
    @myrondyal6117 Год назад +1

    I LOVE THIS GUY....HE IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!! MORE PLEASE!!!

  • @colinerikstanhouse6385
    @colinerikstanhouse6385 Год назад +1

    Bill Burr is the Goat !

  • @devinup3981
    @devinup3981 Год назад

    Love the birds aren't real reference. I have a hat that says Birds Aren't Real and get quite a few comments on it if I wear it out. Lol.

  • @aaronspringfield8781
    @aaronspringfield8781 Месяц назад

    Love you Maddy ..nice work

  • @NailFactoryProds
    @NailFactoryProds Месяц назад

    "Got impatient with a woodchipper" ,...

  • @ClarkBeattie14
    @ClarkBeattie14 Год назад

    This was a good reaction video. You were great and so were your spontaneous reactions. I wish you didn't apologize at the end and feel like you needed to explain your spontaneous laughter. Prior to social media we weren't scared of our feelings. Have a great day and keep it up.

  • @jeanlubin9878
    @jeanlubin9878 Месяц назад

    Bill Burr is my comedy hero.

  • @EuroGuy85
    @EuroGuy85 Год назад

    remember kids, an apple a day keeps Bill Burr's jokes away

  • @Joe-o8f
    @Joe-o8f Месяц назад

    Maddie, we are watching to laugh at funny stuff.! Dont worry about it. Enjoy .!! Love your smile.!

  • @butchgriggs6325
    @butchgriggs6325 Месяц назад

    New viewer...I subbed and stuff like comment for the algorithm gods. I'll comment twice just to support.
    Let's keep this gravy train rollin'!

  • @grilldawg1
    @grilldawg1 Год назад +1

    Watched your reaction to Whiskey Lullaby, so wanted to see you laughing. We all need to laugh, suppose it’s to balance the pain or sadness.

  • @ShortyRock801
    @ShortyRock801 Год назад

    If you have money .. you won’t get “cancelled “

  • @UnGranSaurio
    @UnGranSaurio Год назад +1

    Your chilean 🇨🇱 follower approves and shares your sense of humor