US National Anthem on 7 Credit Card Machines

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • My alternative to floppy disk music: credit card machine music! The devices play the national anthem of the USA by printing paper.
    It took some time to find some other odd instruments that can play the US anthem as well as floppy drives. Finally, the solution was credit card machines. They use stepper motors to move the thermal paper. Just like floppy drives use stepper motors to move the magnetic read/write head.
    Thanks to the stepper motors card machines can be tuned accurately, but I'm also happy with the fact that the machines actually do something clearly visible while playing the notes. Even the thermal paper itself adds a cool visual effect. But creative use of the paper also makes many kinds of choreographies possible.
    See also my other credit card machine music videos!
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Комментарии • 3,7 тыс.

  • @theharbingerofconflation
    @theharbingerofconflation 5 лет назад +32540

    The true anthem of capitalism

    • @user-ut9ln4vd5m
      @user-ut9ln4vd5m 5 лет назад +359

      It was the toilet paper money, right?

    • @qwasd0r
      @qwasd0r 5 лет назад +271

      So perfectly fitting.

    • @kqzo
      @kqzo 5 лет назад +377

      debt anthem

    • @ed0595
      @ed0595 5 лет назад +267

      @@RaduTek I doubt you can play music with moldy bread

    • @user-jl6oc1wk8w
      @user-jl6oc1wk8w 5 лет назад +14

      1 thousandth like on this comment.

  • @gavinswinford2023
    @gavinswinford2023 4 года назад +3841

    Mom: “We’re only getting a few things”
    My Mom in the checkout:

    • @cadmallard
      @cadmallard 4 года назад +25

      Gavin Swinford I hate to be that guy but it’s “we’re” sorry lol

    • @gavinswinford2023
      @gavinswinford2023 4 года назад +13

      Zlato lmao you’re good man😂😂

    • @mars._.is._.peachy
      @mars._.is._.peachy 4 года назад +5

      True😂😂

    • @NewYorker613
      @NewYorker613 4 года назад +1

      I can relate

    • @Awootistic
      @Awootistic 4 года назад +8

      You should try somewhere else rather than CVS

  • @saavageturtle4121
    @saavageturtle4121 4 года назад +2470

    "Would you like a receipt?"
    "Yes"
    *"Aight' hold on"*

    • @ultrakill69420
      @ultrakill69420 4 года назад +13

      Yo my CVS receipt rlly be lookin like that when i only bought ibuprofen

    • @damndoor3570
      @damndoor3570 4 года назад +1

      Id def be late to work

    • @saavageturtle4121
      @saavageturtle4121 4 года назад

      No Drama Llama The Artist * like this *

    • @saavageturtle4121
      @saavageturtle4121 4 года назад

      Just out no spaces

    • @omega9951
      @omega9951 4 года назад +5

      bro are they printing the U.S. Constitution on my receipt?

  • @regularsherlock6237
    @regularsherlock6237 4 года назад +548

    “You can’t put a price on freedom”

    • @genericguy5998
      @genericguy5998 4 года назад +3

      AMERICA 🇺🇸YEA we live FREE for a lot of money

    • @djpupsik98
      @djpupsik98 4 года назад +3

      ironic.

    • @ErrantPilot34
      @ErrantPilot34 4 года назад +10

      "actually you can! To the cent!"

    • @billykaelin6358
      @billykaelin6358 4 года назад +9

      Because the number is too long for the receipt

    • @exaid0556
      @exaid0556 4 года назад +7

      USA: *observe*

  • @madscience1221
    @madscience1221 5 лет назад +5301

    me: * buys 1 item from cvs *
    the receipt machine:

    • @thegamerator10
      @thegamerator10 5 лет назад +162

      As an employee, I can attest this to being 100% accurate.

    • @parkerjeans5777
      @parkerjeans5777 5 лет назад +71

      Why does CVS do that shit to us 😂

    • @TeslaFamilyTravels
      @TeslaFamilyTravels 5 лет назад +24

      Literally spit out my drink when I read this comment.

    • @nexusfx1832
      @nexusfx1832 4 года назад +27

      Literally me if I buy an Arizona Ice Tea for a dollar

    • @saph100
      @saph100 4 года назад +8

      It scares me to get a flu shot lol

  • @kadafi4lyf
    @kadafi4lyf 4 года назад +1078

    2000: imagine what we can do with the power of the internet in the coming years
    2019: hey, want to see patriotic credit card machines?

    • @MrFenne
      @MrFenne 4 года назад +25

      Of all the things mankind could have done with the internet, this is honestly one of the best.

    • @starguy9
      @starguy9 4 года назад +3

      And the government of the world invades privacy everyday with no checks.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +553

    What parents think the electricity bill will be like if you leave the lights on even for 30 seconds after leaving your room

    • @nerysghemor5781
      @nerysghemor5781 4 года назад +11

      Definitely how my parents thought!!! And yes, I am an American and I try not to overuse resources! ;-)

    • @annabolika8919
      @annabolika8919 4 года назад +5

      Dude you again? Why are you under every video??

    • @edisonk.182
      @edisonk.182 3 года назад

      #relatable

    • @thebreadknight1209
      @thebreadknight1209 3 года назад +1

      Oh hi didn’t expect you to be here. Glad to see you though.
      👑
      :D
      Little King sends his best regards.

  • @PRc00k13z
    @PRc00k13z 4 года назад +2990

    “Would you like your receipt printed?”
    “I want it free”
    The machine:

  • @willmcfadden4242
    @willmcfadden4242 5 лет назад +6833

    These 7 credit card machines will be performing at next year's super bowl

    • @Scoobysmagicbluebus
      @Scoobysmagicbluebus 5 лет назад +101

      They gave a better performance than Fergi did that one time in the nbl

    • @michaelnelson2976
      @michaelnelson2976 5 лет назад +37

      They'd do better justice than Maroon 5 anyway...

    • @epicboyo4883
      @epicboyo4883 5 лет назад +33

      They better play sweet victory as well

    • @auk4210
      @auk4210 5 лет назад +2

      Im your 666 like

    • @LindsayAnneShearer
      @LindsayAnneShearer 5 лет назад +2

      Will McFadden still better than Fergie 😂

  • @yeoss
    @yeoss 4 года назад +1369

    I love how you unintentionally managed to critique America the hardest.

    • @hanshintermann1551
      @hanshintermann1551 4 года назад +123

      Unintentionally? The choice of device is hardly a coincidence.

    • @AParisCallahan
      @AParisCallahan 4 года назад +26

      All the receipts of all of the crap Americans buy

    • @SmonkTheGreat
      @SmonkTheGreat 4 года назад +35

      @@AParisCallahan hey I need the 100 round fully loaded magazines of democracy for a special occasion.

    • @mangotail6808
      @mangotail6808 4 года назад +10

      This video nailed the reality. XD

    • @MAHyJT
      @MAHyJT 4 года назад +10

      @@hanshintermann1551 COINcidence ;)

  • @patricom05
    @patricom05 4 года назад +701

    When that one red stone kid from Minecraft gets his account suspended so he has to figure out what to do in his free time..

    • @innes8417
      @innes8417 4 года назад +11

      I got banned on a server so i gotta do something else for a week

    • @badimaaa4a548
      @badimaaa4a548 4 года назад +9

      Mumbo when he gets kicked from lag

  • @phillydeeznuts1420
    @phillydeeznuts1420 4 года назад +3086

    This is the most American thing I've ever seen if you ask me.

  • @shaserdeses
    @shaserdeses 4 года назад +187

    This is the most capitalist thing I’ve ever seen

  • @Kirby420
    @Kirby420 4 года назад +4871

    The most capitalistic way to play the US anthem

    • @erich7945
      @erich7945 4 года назад +16

      Or is it?

    • @jennifervazquezcid4081
      @jennifervazquezcid4081 4 года назад +17

      @@erich7945 vsauce's theme in the background**

    • @zurbruggg
      @zurbruggg 4 года назад +9

      Not more capitalistic than paying someone else to do it lol

    • @breakdownmaoism644
      @breakdownmaoism644 4 года назад +5

      *the most american way to play the US anthem

    • @FKrueger2000
      @FKrueger2000 4 года назад +8

      One way to steal a comment

  • @Garfieldescu
    @Garfieldescu 5 лет назад +1334

    Capitalism played on the capitalism machine

    • @madden8021
      @madden8021 4 года назад +11

      Those devices might of been Made in China but you'll never know.

    • @neon4635
      @neon4635 4 года назад +7

      @@madden8021 globalism n capitalism go hand in hand

    • @slmreaper3007
      @slmreaper3007 4 года назад

      what's good pingu lmao

    • @madden8021
      @madden8021 4 года назад

      @@neon4635 True.

    • @anasmohd3930
      @anasmohd3930 4 года назад

      That's called capitalismception.

  • @EyeGore22
    @EyeGore22 4 года назад +1395

    Never has this been so relevant with the toilet paper.

    • @natureportal9285
      @natureportal9285 4 года назад +11

      Its receipt paper

    • @chilkootsailor492
      @chilkootsailor492 4 года назад +1

      lol how about now

    • @timothycook4782
      @timothycook4782 3 года назад

      @@natureportal9285 We don't use that as much anymore either.

    • @benbeaty5304
      @benbeaty5304 3 года назад +1

      Cus America the shit?

    • @EyeGore22
      @EyeGore22 3 года назад +5

      Just at the time we were having a toilet paper shortage when I watched this.

  • @ITripReport
    @ITripReport 4 года назад +693

    I can assure you none of us said “hmmm today I’m gonna look up credit card machines playing the national anthem today!”

    • @emjeebutterz4405
      @emjeebutterz4405 4 года назад +3

      Oh hello fellow aviation enthusiast! Didn't expect you here!

    • @leifhendriks7285
      @leifhendriks7285 4 года назад +6

      Thats actually precisely what i did

    • @madisonmiller7591
      @madisonmiller7591 4 года назад

      I was looking up if you can play music on this thing and this popped up

    • @ABIAviation
      @ABIAviation 4 года назад +2

      Hello other(s) plane enthusiast.

    • @tannershackelford27
      @tannershackelford27 4 года назад

      ... well it was my first day off in weeks, what do you do with your day off?

  • @Novazon2
    @Novazon2 5 лет назад +1157

    I genuinely laughed out loud at the flag. Brilliant end, my dude!

    • @DeviceOrchestra
      @DeviceOrchestra  5 лет назад +37

      Thanks! It took some time to draw that flag. But happy to hear that it paid off!

    • @memes4life118
      @memes4life118 5 лет назад +7

      The flag was very hilarious

    • @eatyourvegitablespt.262
      @eatyourvegitablespt.262 5 лет назад

      Are you that one piano dude?

    • @miramuller7676
      @miramuller7676 5 лет назад

      I will Five you a like for your comment but I will also Not destroy the 666.

  • @user-jv9uf5fk8m
    @user-jv9uf5fk8m 4 года назад +2485

    American citizen:*Gets Coronavirus vaccine.
    "So how much is this gonna cost."
    The hospital:

    • @neji-blm6579
      @neji-blm6579 4 года назад +31

      *gets tested

    • @yanzun4291
      @yanzun4291 4 года назад +5

      thats the best comment I've seen today congrats

    • @justaweirdguy376
      @justaweirdguy376 4 года назад +6

      Lol their not even making it public yet. It fucking sucks,

    • @justaweirdguy376
      @justaweirdguy376 4 года назад +3

      Also it doesn’t exist

    • @terrorfire8505
      @terrorfire8505 4 года назад

      @@justaweirdguy376 what doesn't exist

  • @DoubleD747
    @DoubleD747 4 года назад +3093

    When a credit card machine is better at the national anthem than Fergie.

  • @sedzimirpiast951
    @sedzimirpiast951 4 года назад +8251

    “Your medical bill, sir.”

  • @thattechdude
    @thattechdude 4 года назад +346

    "I love the sound of capitalism in the morning."

    • @DGCMWC
      @DGCMWC 2 года назад

      You might want to check your watch. It's 2:00 pm. Long past morning.

    • @BrainPermaDeD
      @BrainPermaDeD 2 года назад

      @@DGCMWC Well, not in his country maybe.

  • @canadalynx
    @canadalynx 4 года назад +954

    *WE’RE REACHING CAPITALISM LEVELS THAT SHOULDN’T EVEN BE POSSIBLE*

    • @thishappenstobehere
      @thishappenstobehere 4 года назад +3

      *Shouldn't

    • @canadalynx
      @canadalynx 4 года назад +2

      Gloria Lopez-Avina Thanks

    • @nfullenwider
      @nfullenwider 4 года назад +4

      IT'S OVER 9000

    • @chossn6008
      @chossn6008 4 года назад +2

      Actually the rain is a lot like communism...

    • @sawyer6801
      @sawyer6801 4 года назад

      @@chossn6008 it sounds like this great thing
      But when you experience it
      IT'S EVEN BETTER!

  • @SlimeDomi
    @SlimeDomi 4 года назад +72

    Cashier: Want your receipt?
    Customer: Sure, but in tune to the national anthem.
    Cashier:

  • @Sandwiches2713
    @Sandwiches2713 4 года назад +286

    Just as our founding fathers wanted

  • @ChrissiTee
    @ChrissiTee 5 лет назад +483

    I appreciate the effort that went into this, the pay off is 100% worth it

  • @737Garrus
    @737Garrus 3 года назад +33

    What a clever setup! A sideways machine to spit out the Star Spangled Banner on the flag pole! 10/10!

  • @LewisWallin
    @LewisWallin 5 лет назад +2979

    This is the stupidest thing I've seen in weeks. I love it!

  • @Athanza
    @Athanza 5 лет назад +560

    I died when the little flag came out at the end 😂😂😂

    • @elliotcm
      @elliotcm 5 лет назад +11

      It got full applause from me in an empty room

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 4 года назад +3

      @@elliotcm I love the money falling out and the machine being lifted.

    • @TheCrazyMenny
      @TheCrazyMenny 4 года назад

      Stop spoilering😡

  • @cookiesandtrees7403
    @cookiesandtrees7403 4 года назад +46

    Me: buys six of these machines
    The cashier: why do you need so many
    Me:

  • @Garagedwella
    @Garagedwella 4 года назад +71

    Gotta admit the ending got me by surprise, wasn’t expecting a machine to get lifted by its counterparts and then produce a perfectly timed flag at the top of its climb. Well done my good sir!

  • @carson3149
    @carson3149 4 года назад +1507

    Nobody:
    4 years of college necessary for the 21st century:
    *Your student loan bill sir*

    • @whackyjinak4978
      @whackyjinak4978 4 года назад +24

      here's Carson It’s far from neccessary, look for a trade school or apprenticeship dude

    • @carson3149
      @carson3149 4 года назад +7

      @@whackyjinak4978 It's just that most jobs even in the listing require a degree. But yes you are right some jobs do accept people from trade school or an apprenticeship.

    • @whackyjinak4978
      @whackyjinak4978 4 года назад +7

      here's Carson Well like, I’m an apprentice, when I get my license next year it’s 35$ an hour, dont have to pay for apprenticeship

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 4 года назад +1

      @@whackyjinak4978 that's awesome dude. I went the CDL route. I could move just about anywhere and have a job. It's great

    • @whackyjinak4978
      @whackyjinak4978 4 года назад +1

      TheRedbikemaster™ Oh heck yeah, things like CDL and A&P you can’t NOT find work, it’s fantastic

  • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
    @Horny_Fruit_Flies 4 года назад +273

    This is the most appropriate thing I ave ever seen in my life.
    Land of the fee
    Home of the bill

    • @Speedster1991
      @Speedster1991 3 года назад +2

      UNDERRATED comment 😂

    • @animejat
      @animejat 3 года назад +2

      as an american, i can confirm this is fact lmao

    • @danitron4096
      @danitron4096 2 года назад +1

      Omg only America has bill, no other country has fees

  • @blade6563
    @blade6563 4 года назад +650

    “So what instrument do u play?”
    *CREDIT CARD MACHINE*

  • @abartel6
    @abartel6 5 лет назад +174

    I love how the credit card machines know how to ritardando

    • @I_AM_HYDRAA
      @I_AM_HYDRAA 4 года назад

      jwbartel6 definitely better than my school orchestra

  • @nerysghemor5781
    @nerysghemor5781 4 года назад +38

    OMG. There is a whole hidden counterpoint and/or harmony I never noticed in the National Anthem that I’d never noticed for 37 years until I heard it played like this. And I am an American! XD Also...the credit card machines actually have a warmer, more pleasant sound than I expected. :-)

  • @anthonyferreira9059
    @anthonyferreira9059 5 лет назад +4047

    Nothing says more America than CREDIT card machines singing the national anthem of the nation of debt!

    • @coltencaswell4352
      @coltencaswell4352 5 лет назад +52

      But Greece is the nation of debt

    • @kimikothetanuki314
      @kimikothetanuki314 5 лет назад +13

      Colten Caswell nope. America has the highest amount of debt

    • @WhiteNinja13425
      @WhiteNinja13425 5 лет назад +3

      399$ only

    • @Revener666
      @Revener666 4 года назад +7

      US is top 8 by GDP, but may be number 1 if you go by the sum alone. worldpopulationreview.com/countries/countries-by-national-debt/

    • @Adventure_fuel
      @Adventure_fuel 4 года назад

      I am an American citizen by birth not ideology or deservedly. And that is my debt you are speaking of.

  • @WinningWaker
    @WinningWaker 4 года назад +578

    *The most American thing in the 21st century*

    • @thefurycu
      @thefurycu 3 года назад +7

      It’s missing guns. We have guns.

    • @desaifamily8239
      @desaifamily8239 3 года назад +2

      @@thefurycu Why use drums when you got *guns*

    • @WolfgangDoW
      @WolfgangDoW 3 года назад

      @@desaifamily8239 Tchaikovsky no
      Tchaikovsky YES!!!!

    • @thefurycu
      @thefurycu 3 года назад

      @@desaifamily8239 cost of ammo.
      Drums would be cheaper. But I like you’re thinking.

    • @toxicpoizon
      @toxicpoizon 3 года назад

      and i always thought america was the most american thing

  • @usahenry
    @usahenry 4 года назад +107

    My bill after going to the hospital for a stomach ache:

  • @RandomDuude
    @RandomDuude 4 года назад +145

    This is the most American thing I've ever seen.

  • @chickensoldierofficial
    @chickensoldierofficial 5 лет назад +375

    *electric toothbrushes gets jealous and does ussr anthem*

  • @rfrobfero
    @rfrobfero 5 лет назад +514

    I had never seen capitalism so well represented

    • @ethanmcfarland8240
      @ethanmcfarland8240 4 года назад +6

      Look how it made this country so wealthy

    • @demonhunter635
      @demonhunter635 4 года назад +6

      The United States Of America
      Shhhh you’ll anger the 16 year old socialists

    • @LDaniel_BDuce
      @LDaniel_BDuce 4 года назад +3

      I mean... the idea of communism was first thought of in America. Great in theory, no more poor people, everyone’s equal. Everything will be great. But in practice it sucks! No new inventions because people wouldn’t really get paid big money for them. No real good professionals. Because what doctor would go to college for 10 years and study to be the best doctor when in the end they get paid the same amount of money as the person that cleans their trash can.
      I mean look back when the Berlin Wall was still around, people where literally risking their lives to get over the wall from East Berlin to West Berlin.
      In theory communism is a godsend to the world, but due to corrupt government and making people want to invent unappealing, communism is tearable in practice.

    • @imaperson7168
      @imaperson7168 2 года назад +6

      Capitalism represented precisely: Some people can afford to print out this much paper, while to some, mere paper is a luxury.

    • @throwfascistsintopits3062
      @throwfascistsintopits3062 Год назад

      ​@@LDaniel_BDuce
      Are you stupid or are you stupid? Have you even heard of the "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs"? I knew yankees were uneducated but holy fuck

  • @skepticalfox27
    @skepticalfox27 4 года назад +76

    Buys aspirins, doughnuts and a gun*
    Credit card machine:

  • @goingmonotheist783
    @goingmonotheist783 3 года назад +7

    This is so metaphorically fitting.. it's poetry at the highest level.

  • @DerZayc
    @DerZayc 5 лет назад +190

    the us anthem on creditcard machines... oh this deep symbolism xD

  • @Max_Jordan
    @Max_Jordan 5 лет назад +3624

    This is what happens every time Melania swipes Trump's credit card

    • @Screeno1993
      @Screeno1993 5 лет назад +54

      @Aidan Hodge-McNutt yeah trump's so like hitler that he is, and this is a quote from himself "the best president for israel"
      Really activates the almonds, huh?

    • @Screeno1993
      @Screeno1993 5 лет назад +25

      @Aidan Hodge-McNutt It's fairly obvious that I'm not.

    • @yungquagton
      @yungquagton 5 лет назад +29

      @Aidan Hodge-McNutt good

    • @HUNTER-cn1wt
      @HUNTER-cn1wt 5 лет назад +38

      @Aidan Hodge-McNutt Sorry, we're Americans. Not some soy boy like you.

    • @HUNTER-cn1wt
      @HUNTER-cn1wt 5 лет назад +29

      @Aidan Hodge-McNutt Also, are you saying you'd rather have police officers killed and women raped and murdered (Legal US citizens mind you) instead of putting the illegals where they belong?

  • @potatoeyboi
    @potatoeyboi 4 года назад +211

    I played this in a hospital in Canada, now everyone inside is in serious debt

  • @grant1522
    @grant1522 4 года назад +55

    people in 1960: in 2019 we are gonna have flying cars
    2019: guy plays music on a card machine

    • @grant1522
      @grant1522 4 года назад

      Ant Channel ight

  • @brucemalala4207
    @brucemalala4207 4 года назад +826

    *PLEASE ALL RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM*
    Vice President: “Wait? Who’s singing the National Anthem?”
    Donald Trump: “... Your credit card.”
    Vice President: “Oh, Okay.”
    *5 Secs Later*
    “WAIT WHAT”

    • @scythal
      @scythal 4 года назад +13

      The guy's name is Mike

    • @jackseverino2608
      @jackseverino2608 4 года назад +7

      Scythal Lol he doesn’t even know the VP

    • @ericryu8615
      @ericryu8615 4 года назад +3

      @@jackseverino2608 is he important?

    • @barryallen2240
      @barryallen2240 3 года назад

      Hah this is the best

    • @shilpyrahman1531
      @shilpyrahman1531 Год назад

      Lol😂😂😂😂😂 Mike Pence be like

  • @MattCWD
    @MattCWD 10 месяцев назад +1

    That You used credit cards...it cuts so deep & rings so true...

  • @soffren
    @soffren 5 лет назад +71

    This is one of the highest forms of art I have yet to see!!!

  • @notdpanda9525
    @notdpanda9525 4 года назад +738

    Nobody:
    America: (Capitalist Noises)

  • @luigi55125
    @luigi55125 4 года назад

    Upon reading the title, I immediately assumed what kind of joke many comments here would be based around. Wasn't even remotely disappointed. Well done.

  • @gregoryabrego3916
    @gregoryabrego3916 5 лет назад +889

    What instrument do you play?
    *It's complicated*

  • @ussvincent1119
    @ussvincent1119 4 года назад +84

    “How much do I owe the hospital?”
    your bill is as long at the National anthem.
    “What?”
    *yes*

    • @ruanrocha3093
      @ruanrocha3093 4 года назад

      Thank you for using a hospital in America! Have a wonderful day

  • @annette5148
    @annette5148 4 года назад +11

    Oh, say can you see by the dawn’s early light
    What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming?
    Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
    O’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
    And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
    Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
    Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
    O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

    • @aburrki6732
      @aburrki6732 2 года назад

      I really like the Star Spangled Banner, but like it's was a bit ironic to sing about the land of the free, while enslaving millions.

  • @MeddlesomeFools
    @MeddlesomeFools 4 года назад +680

    I am starting a petition to make this the new offical US anthem...

  • @jawadibrahim2367
    @jawadibrahim2367 4 года назад +366

    When you pay your taxes like a proud responsible patriot:

    • @hippsthehippo9804
      @hippsthehippo9804 4 года назад +13

      *George Washington would like to know your location*

    • @jaymarsh9777
      @jaymarsh9777 4 года назад +1

      Hippsthehippo Well jokes on him! Ghosts don’t have American rights!!!

    • @hippsthehippo9804
      @hippsthehippo9804 4 года назад +1

      @@jaymarsh9777 oh shoot thats right

  • @linksmysteries3050
    @linksmysteries3050 4 года назад +4

    I'm American,and let me say this is spot on. Well done.

  • @rbxstrobe
    @rbxstrobe 4 года назад +275

    *”So, what’s your taste in music?”*
    Me: It’s complicated...

  • @garrettwinrick6322
    @garrettwinrick6322 4 года назад +39

    Friend: what kind of music do you like?
    Me: its complicated

  • @michaelgeorge9165
    @michaelgeorge9165 4 года назад +7

    Brings a new meaning to "maxed out all my credit cards"

  • @Enneamorph
    @Enneamorph 4 года назад +24

    Can we actually realize how good this was as a song? That was crazy and I loved every second

  • @macnchillidogs1601
    @macnchillidogs1601 4 года назад +221

    this is what Crippling debt sounds like

  • @princejaxisblack8789
    @princejaxisblack8789 4 года назад +71

    **gets in accident**
    Me, an American at the hospital: how much will this cost?
    Hospital:

  • @joeystange7366
    @joeystange7366 4 года назад +202

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    RUclips: hey watch this don’t go to sleep lol

    • @Aracelerii
      @Aracelerii 4 года назад +2

      At least I have the flu and don't have to go to school tomorrow

    • @MrMinticuz
      @MrMinticuz 4 года назад

      Alexander S. at least it’s holidays so you don’t need to go to school anyways so you can watch these all you want!
      Also I hope you got better and recovered from the flu

    • @jaiden5447
      @jaiden5447 4 года назад

      It's 4:05 am

  • @Performak_YT
    @Performak_YT 4 года назад +374

    This is how not-americans imagine the american anthem

    • @ra_alf9467
      @ra_alf9467 4 года назад +7

      As an asian, i can confirm that

    • @tatersgonnatate5650
      @tatersgonnatate5650 4 года назад +12

      Well i mean, they're not wrong

    • @johnforrestboone1
      @johnforrestboone1 4 года назад +4

      As an american this is the most accurate version

    • @rosangelafraga6052
      @rosangelafraga6052 4 года назад +3

      Non United-States-Civilian
      I'm Brazilian and America is an continent, IT'S Very boring with people of united states saying that they are the true americans.

    • @aramisortsbottcher8201
      @aramisortsbottcher8201 4 года назад

      @@rosangelafraga6052 in germany we also say america to the US.

  • @Trainfan1055Janathan
    @Trainfan1055Janathan 4 года назад +586

    I'm surprised the government didn't sue you for copyright infringement, like they did to Barney the Dinosaur.

    • @scrambledmandible
      @scrambledmandible 4 года назад +1

      Don't worry fam, he got it claimed by himself

    • @joshuamarshall7927
      @joshuamarshall7927 4 года назад +5

      You mean the drug smuggler and the rapist

    • @aircoolguy5218
      @aircoolguy5218 3 года назад +12

      I don’t think you can get copyrighted for national anthems.

    • @javieralejandrotrianapaz6343
      @javieralejandrotrianapaz6343 3 года назад +5

      @@aircoolguy5218 Unless its a fake C-claim

    • @animejat
      @animejat 3 года назад +4

      the standard copyright laws in the u.s. is the authours' lifetime + 70 years. the writer of the anthem of whose name i forgot is probably long dead by now, and im pretty sure 70 years since their death. therefore, the anthem is in the public domain unless it isnt

  • @EthanBusse
    @EthanBusse 5 лет назад +389

    Does anyone else think Phil's secret link directly corresponds to how much sleep he's gotten that day?

    • @EthanBusse
      @EthanBusse 5 лет назад +3

      @Charlie e Let me pretend

  • @privial140
    @privial140 4 года назад +143

    Me: Scrolling through my recommended section
    RUclips: Want to see some credit card machines singing the U.S. National Anthem?
    Me: Sure

  • @motifity3416
    @motifity3416 4 года назад +55

    Tom Nook: So you owe me this many bells:

  • @jackz3461
    @jackz3461 4 года назад +161

    No-one:
    Not even a single soul:
    CVS receipts:

    • @masonellwood4794
      @masonellwood4794 4 года назад +1

      I can not verbally explain the amount of likes this needs...

    • @Poatatero
      @Poatatero 4 года назад

      Finally a comment not making fun of the US for good reasons

    • @mozamboni
      @mozamboni 4 года назад

      I had to click for this... I'll allow it

  • @bronopaly9835
    @bronopaly9835 4 года назад +23

    I’m not crying... I’m just sweating out of my eyes

  • @Sanutep
    @Sanutep 4 года назад +24

    Seeing toilet paper used for this is so funny nowadays...

    • @jamesgoulding9941
      @jamesgoulding9941 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, I feel as though someone might want to steal it.

  • @Thedirtt
    @Thedirtt 4 года назад +27

    I like to imagine that the only word they print is just USA over and over again

  • @dracodevilchildmalfoy366
    @dracodevilchildmalfoy366 4 года назад +44

    Ah, nothing like the sound of capitalism in the morning.

  • @seymourcray4334
    @seymourcray4334 4 года назад +4

    The symbolism of the Credit Card Machines and the toilet paper rolls is simply epic.

  • @twothreeactual9254
    @twothreeactual9254 4 года назад +15

    Tears. Not of sadness. Of happiness. Manly tears.

  • @ProductBasement
    @ProductBasement 4 года назад +34

    I'm not sure if I should stand up or not

  • @KarstenPHT
    @KarstenPHT 4 года назад

    Maybe The Best one (for Now).
    Because of course, the center part where a card machine rises up. Thumbs up for that

  • @memememe7081
    @memememe7081 5 лет назад +11

    This channel is underrated for absolutely no reason, this guy needs more subs.

  • @yigitdurmus2407
    @yigitdurmus2407 5 лет назад +1599

    Waiting for the ussr national anthem

    • @theharbingerofconflation
      @theharbingerofconflation 5 лет назад +166

      played on stale, moldy bread?

    • @yigitdurmus2407
      @yigitdurmus2407 5 лет назад +97

      @@theharbingerofconflation with potatos

    • @theharbingerofconflation
      @theharbingerofconflation 5 лет назад +47

      @@yigitdurmus2407 Gorbachev on the mic: Comrades I have good and bad news for you.
      The bad news is that for the next 2 years all we will be able to eat is our own shit.
      The good news is that we will have lots of that.
      _Understanding clap from the crowds_

    • @NigelThornbery
      @NigelThornbery 5 лет назад +14

      Yiğit Durmuş with bottles of vodka being poured in the background by some Rube Goldberg machine for the drums

    • @IsaliveryPath
      @IsaliveryPath 5 лет назад

      @@theharbingerofconflation , you'll answer for this, bastard!

  • @MSMediaRotterdam
    @MSMediaRotterdam 4 года назад +4

    Briliant! This one deserves a Grammy!

  • @zeevox1628
    @zeevox1628 4 года назад +283

    *Now this is American*

  • @acasualcactus5878
    @acasualcactus5878 4 года назад +188

    Your medical bill, America.
    Can I get that printed?
    Just a moment.

    • @yourneighborhoodwierdo8349
      @yourneighborhoodwierdo8349 4 года назад +7

      Hi I’m an American. And I approve this message

    • @Fresh-ek9qx
      @Fresh-ek9qx 4 года назад

      Itz ben Hi I’m an American to and I approve this message.

  • @Coloradorivr
    @Coloradorivr 11 месяцев назад +2

    That flag raise is something I didn't even expect but holy shit it is funny asf.

  • @ingridguerra9845
    @ingridguerra9845 4 года назад +7

    Innovative performance of American National Anthem and commentary of America as a country all rolled into one

  • @rowelle
    @rowelle 5 лет назад +5

    How has this video not gone super viral yet? This video is amazing!

  • @Gyarretto7
    @Gyarretto7 Год назад +1

    This has got to be the most American video ever created.

  • @genericchannelname4110
    @genericchannelname4110 4 года назад +20

    Aliens watching this:
    Ahh yes, finally! A truly advanced society!

  • @superdrummergaming
    @superdrummergaming 5 лет назад +14

    This is why I always check the secret link. That was awesome.

  • @jonesynarwhal
    @jonesynarwhal Год назад +2

    Words cannot describe just how great this is.

  • @jasontucher7011
    @jasontucher7011 4 года назад +28

    Boss: What are you doing?
    Me: Ringing up the national debt.

  • @adamnielsen9929
    @adamnielsen9929 4 года назад +20

    That is probably the most American capitalistic stuff I've ever seen

  • @search895
    @search895 4 года назад +1

    This is a work of art at different simultaneous levels.

  • @rebeljamil8868
    @rebeljamil8868 4 года назад +603

    Let’s be honest, none of us looked this up

    • @water9892
      @water9892 4 года назад +3

      Yup

    • @rebeljamil8868
      @rebeljamil8868 4 года назад

      water but you didn’t expect this

    • @water9892
      @water9892 4 года назад +6

      But did you expect the spanish equisition?

    • @rebeljamil8868
      @rebeljamil8868 4 года назад

      water nope this was recommended

    • @water9892
      @water9892 4 года назад

      @dvonik the dvogit no

  • @Mr.DarrenGriffin
    @Mr.DarrenGriffin 5 лет назад +9

    That was bloody brilliant. You deserve a wider audience for the time you must put in for this! Good job! 👍

  • @biffisawshome
    @biffisawshome 4 года назад +12

    When AI finally takes over, I think they'll play this in every store in the nation just to spite us.

  • @skinwalker_schizo4526
    @skinwalker_schizo4526 5 лет назад +39

    The receipts...
    they *c o n s u m e*

  • @thecatarmy3485
    @thecatarmy3485 4 года назад +5

    This is why I frickin love this country