You're not in the circle of trust (Vampire Survivors)
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- Опубликовано: 3 фев 2022
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32:28 -- McDonald's had it coming. The coffee was served at 190F/88C degrees with over *700* complaints filed. The woman had to get multiple skin grafts for thigh, groin, and buttocks areas where she suffered 3rd degree burns. She spent 8 days in the hospital and underwent a full year of therapy to recover from the burns. She asked McDonald's to cover a mere $15k in extended medical costs, and McDonald's told her to get F'd by offering her $800. So that's when a lawyer got in touch with her and attempted to settle out of court for $90,000. McDonald's still refused. So it went to jury and ultimately settled for about $600,000.
Sir, this is Northernlion video.
And Mc had settled out of court for years over the exact same issue. Also also, Mc started a smear campaign against her before the trial, which is why everyone remembers her trial badly.
I will remember that next time I get hungry on a sunday with an empty fridge
@@coledorillo6685 yeah and its a relevant comment to the banter of this episode, cmon man
@@americantoastman7296 Relax it's just the meme
Bald man has been stunlocked on the small grocery store thing for 4 episodes now
It is an honor and a privilege to be alive during the beyond burger saga.
I was gunna say… I’m really enjoying the burger bun arc
@@Slater6977 We already figured the bun out, they need to cool it there, and focus on the contents of the burger
"He must not own a freezer."
This is it, guys. This is what all the grocery store anecdotes were building towards: Grocery store power fantasies. Now I wanna see an Ocean's 11-style heist where NL rigs an elaborate, multi-stage plan to steal vanilla beans from the grocery store.
Call it Egg's 11.
Wouldn't the joke be Egg's 12 cause eggs are usually in dozens
Thats great
@@FirstNameLastName-vl3mn He stole the 12th one
The NL vs Dave rant was soo funny. "I have a freezer but why should I have to use it because of your incompetence" is a line I must use once.
I love that we're all just watching this joker arc over burger buns through multiple uploads
The save on foods owner bit was an all time legendary one. I actually cackled when he said "in other news..." That belongs in the end of the year compilations imo.
i'm actually crying
you gotta /marker that one for the compilations
The grocery store power fantasies were out of this world man.
"No I don't steal from grocery stores, but I am psychotic" never change NL
I like how at this point NL has 100% mentioned this is way more times then Malf ever has
i could listen to NL talk for the rest of my life
Man, NL is really getting his mileage out of "This Is 40"
And 2-pack vs 4-pack buns
@@LilyVan7 I've never been more exhausted to hear a take that I agree with than when he brings up the 2-pack buns
There is food that you eat on New Years it’s collard greens, black eyed peas, corn bread, and pork. But to be fair is more of a southern tradition
OK, I’ve been wanting to ask someone about the meanings behind this. I’ve always heard collards for money, pork for health, and every black eyed pea is a lucky day. Is that what you’ve heard?
@@DrDoom-ph4gi yeah that’s what I’ve heard and corn bread represents gold which seems a bit repetitive when you’ve already got money
i dont even watch the game anymore, I'm just here for the banter. More jokes than frames.
Why is no one talking about his genius plan to buy vanilla beans
+2 grocery store power fantasies
calling miyazaki’s unquenchable urge to create poisonous swamps in his games “a dark passenger inside of his psyche” is the best NL-ism I’ve heard to date
NLs plausible deniability strat is why I've scanned avocados as bananas instead of onions for years, they're right next to each other on the touch screen
Just goes to show how many people will steal if they think they can get away with it.
he's finally releasing all his bottled up grocery store fantasies what a beautiful episode
"He must not own a freezer jane" I almost woke up my house laughing
Nl's undying love for Jackass makes my heart sing
Chapped lips could be due to the alcohol in your shaving cream. I stopped having chapped lips as frequently when I switched to a cream based shaving cream. +1 Truefitt and Hill Sandalwood. Non-alcohol based is better for your skin as well. Smoothskin.
If you aren't eating stuffed mushrooms, jalapeno poppers, maybe cream puffs at new years, that's on you
For the last couple of episodes, the banter has been top tier
The newscaster freezer line was great, hit me like a proverbial truck
The brain thing, I've never heard anyone else describe it but I 100% feel that, when I come up with a top tier joke I can literally feel it
confirmed NL knows nothing about the American South, where we have no fewer than a half dozen new years' foods
What are the foods?
@@rexis188 blackeyed peas for general luck, collards for wealth, salt pork for health. I guess maybe there are more, but those are the ones my family did.
Egg man learns the whip
Man rants about his power fantasy with food and grocery corporations for half an hour. It is the funniest shit ever.
I think the freezer rant and the understaffed rant are my new favorite ones man really said why don’t I just get the whole damn cow and put it in the freezers in my bungalow
That was a good build.
"are you crazy? *unhinged laughter*" - NL
"Big like EA Sports" is actually hilarious, im expecting to hear that bar on an album somewhere soon
This is one of my favorite games to watch lately
Regarding New Years food culture, there are several southern new years traditions, Black-Eyed Peas=wealth, Collard greens=wealth, Cornbread=good luck, Cabbage=good luck, pork=moving forward, not looking back. Makes for a good plate.
14:32 For Remembrance Day and Anzac Day in Australia we eat Anzac biscuits, also eat them throughout the year tbh. They can be done like a soft cookie or a hard biscuit to have dip in coffee.
Vampire Survivors and Grocery Stories - my favourite kind of lunch break :D
The king of mundane anecdotes has logged on
American New Year has Sauerkraut associated with it. It is traditional to eat Pork and Sauerkraut on New Years Day. It's said to grant you good luck in the New Year.
Get this egg to one million subs!
that title is really good. Got a good chuckle out of it!
the rants about groceries give me LIFE
I felt immediately included when you said "this one goes out to all the dads". You're a beautiful man.
“You can’t have a shit grocery story that’s expensive”
Wegman’s: I’m about to end this man’s whole career
About the self checkout, here in the Netherlands you just scan all your stuff, no scale involved. Then some people will just be selected for a random check (happens maybe 1/10 times) and a store employee scans 2-3 articles to randomly check if everything was scanned. Takes 10 seconds, super easy.
I'm glad Northernlion makes over $500,000 a year doing what he loves.
New Year's has a meal. Its Boiled Cabbage, Black-eyed peas, and cornbread. At least my mom always told me that it was some special lucky New Year's meal.
Where I am in the south, we eat collard greens and blackeyed peas for new years. Supposed to represent health and wealth or something.
You should wait til 10 minutes to grab chests as you cant get weapon upgrades before then. Love the content man keep up the good work
Love that pronunciation of "Quesnel".
it took me a second to realize he was talking about Quesnel. but anytime the cariboo gets mentioned we take the pogs
The hot tub/cool tub idea is exactly what I need in my life
My family always makes Reuben sandwiches for new years Eve, not sure who started it but it's our family tradition
Sauer kraut focused recipes for new years eve/day is a pretty common tradition in the midwest. Not sure if it's mostly German heritage or something else from that area.
santa water girl just meant to be a tank character... this is for people who make it to 29:30.
now the OTHER guy...he's for the people who are already getting to 30:04 or have used the clock lancet to freeze the reaper and survive to 30:07.
he's for the people who love the unholy vespers.
garlic builds are OP, u can cosplay the eraser from MS Paint
In the American South it's good luck to eat black-eyed peas on New Year's Day
The burger bun arc is better than most TV show narratives. Many people are saying this.
This is the peak of the grocery store and burger buns arc.
Grocery store power fantasies... perpetual golden era
@Northernlion , I bet someone has already mentioned this but on the thing about cold baths , look up Turkish baths. They're really cold cold , unlike a pool.
The more time goes by, the more NL turns into Local Man from Onion articles!
I am constantly typing in "vanilla" and it comes out "potatoes". Just watch: potatoes
The garlic underrater has logged on
New years day is blackeyed peas and rice and collard greens in the southern us
I'm just here for the continuation of the burger bun conspiracies.
as an ex-grocery store employee, i feel all of this so much
Tom Green was doing Jackass before Jackass was doing Jackass.
Out of sauna into cold water is super nice. The sauna opens up your pours and you sweat out dirt and the cold water shocks them closed before they get all the gunk back in them. Also great for reducing mosquito bite swelling after a week canoeing the boundary waters
you ever used a luffa in a sauna don't recommend at a public one that might be weird but omg i have never felt cleaner.
An excellent way to get a heart attack too
@@serhatkarabeyli9818 I’m pretty sure saunas in general are to be avoided if you have a heart condition
@@serhatkarabeyli9818 Tellin' you brother, go to any halfway-decent natural hot spring and I guarantee they'll have both hot and cold baths for the exact purpose Daniel's talking about. Going from 40 degree water, running through the bitter winter air, and hopping into a pool barely kept above freezing is pure catharsis.
@@PolicyofIllusion That sounds incredible. Thanks for sharing!
Where did "-2" and "+2"come from? Lol it kills me
It’s a Jerma meme
Basically Jerma was streaming with a timer while making jokes. Chat could vote on whether a joke was good or bad to give +2 / -2 minutes. It spread to other channels because why not.
About the chapped lips, it's oils in the beard man
I never hated the swamp in DS3 and I am excited for the one in Elden Ring
Next time you’re in Washington, in seattle they have a members only Russian Bathhouse my ex used to go to. You can go from sauna/hot tub/steam room into a ice bath as well as massages and full spa options. Hell you can even have alcohol if that’s your thing.
I was on the floor by the dark passenger comment 😂😂
black eyed peas is a common new years day meal
How do you kill the end boss in this game, and what happens afterwards?
WHEN I SAW THIS THE POG STARTED FALLING FROM THE SKY, I HELD MY HANDS TO CATCH AS MUCH OF THE POG RAIN AS POSSIBLE, AND THANK THE LORD ABOVE FOR THIS KIND GESTURE
@24:00 to @28:00 is a full written and directed episode of Curb your Enthusiasm.
evolved santa water is gonna be sick
I think ryan needs more asparagus in his diet
I too stop talking when angry and I'm glad I'm not alone
If you press ESC the chest rolls animation gets skipped
I wonder when NL discovers that the last character is unlocked by defeating death (and doing runs for it). By using time signet and laurel to have a fighting chance.
which still hasn't been done without hacking game files
I hate those anti-theft systems at grocery stores. They make you weigh each item for a solid 10 seconds before scanning the next item.
In new Zealand on ANZAC day (somber holiday for WWI) we eat ANZAC cookies which are similar to the ration cookies they ate while at war so somber holidays definitely deserve a food
ANZAC Biscuit specifically, it's actually illegal to sell them as ANZAC cookies
about the chapped lips thing..with beard you retain more heat in your face and micro-sweating more, keeping your lips moist
use lightning girl with candelabra to receive biggest possible size of garlic/axe/lightning aoe effects.
Find your niche, I an a super auto pets fan because I am also a believer. Just find your groove, you will get it. That follows you throughout your career!
Am I the only one more excited by this perfect build than grocery BS ?
is it acually possiple to beat the boss?
Valid point Anzac day we eat cookies even though its like remembrance day
Is it possible to beat that grim reaper at the end?
Am I the only one who's heard of pork and sour kraut on new years?
new years food is just anything thats healthy and you eat it for like 2 weeks into the new year then go back to normal
I had that happen to me at the supermarket. Got accused of stealing and was kept there by security and the store manager. I didnt´t steal anything tho, so I made the store manager promise he would buy the security guard glasses before proving my innocence.
Slapstick might be the only comedy that doesn't age poorly.
This is a searing hot take and I love it
Appreciated
I got a smile on my face just thinking about you taking down for profit corporations too. Inspiring chaos right there!
Not gonna lie, I'll be a part of any holiday that has spam as a member.
We know it’s a silence of the lambs reference
NTA, your freezer your rules
It’s honestly incredible to think about how much popularity NL has garnered for these super obscure platforms and games, vampire survivors, sap, sporcle, like the amount of revenue they could attribute to this one man is probably astronomical, and damn do we love it
Sporcle been around forveer
nice Sheryl Crow reference