With chat on my side I can't lose (Vampire Survivors)

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @Untruths
    @Untruths 2 года назад +113

    I was so happy this came out, I don't want any spoilers for elden ring, so Vampire Survivors is the best pog out of my day

    • @MajorasWrath1
      @MajorasWrath1 2 года назад +5

      Better unsub for two months then because he played elden ring on friday

    • @TrueLawbringer
      @TrueLawbringer 2 года назад +2

      Same because I’m not getting my copy until march

    • @LjariusSneedFitnessOfficial
      @LjariusSneedFitnessOfficial 2 года назад +3

      touch grass lol

    • @Dismoeyy
      @Dismoeyy 2 года назад +5

      What are you talkin about, this is Elden Ring

    • @Untruths
      @Untruths 2 года назад +6

      @@Dismoeyy Miyazaki surpasses himself everytime man, this is revolutionary

  • @timturner7609
    @timturner7609 2 года назад +118

    I love how old man poe's starting weapon is saggy old balls

    • @Qtipz123
      @Qtipz123 2 года назад +8

      Poe's real nickname is Garlic Gramps 👍

  • @hamiesticks6101
    @hamiesticks6101 2 года назад +38

    "why dont you just fkin tell me" rofl, it do be like that some days

    • @sbsftw4232
      @sbsftw4232 2 года назад +3

      Sometimes a man wants to be spoiled

  • @sonofhades57
    @sonofhades57 2 года назад +58

    NL calling out chat for being obtuse early on made my day.

  • @DavidSchanes
    @DavidSchanes 2 года назад +8

    The real vancouver bit is my fucking favorite thing I've heard since like the NLSS intro with all the really good bickering came out.
    NL calling out the american and then recognizing he's on the wrong side of the bit, then doubling down and then unknowingly explaining exactly what he's doing as if he's not.
    it's gold. so good.

    • @gabrielroot6214
      @gabrielroot6214 2 года назад

      From Vancouver Washington and hearing that bit was amazing

  • @Drekromancer
    @Drekromancer 2 года назад +9

    Just so you know, Jews buy those old people wafers all the time! We eat them at family gatherings (especially at my Bubbe's house, and I tend to have a package of them in my cupboard. It's a cultural thing. 🙂 Plus our culinary sensibilities haven't changed since WWII.

  • @wrongwayscout
    @wrongwayscout 2 года назад +1

    27:56 watching this with a MikeandIke Megamix sitting right besides me, which prominently proclaims it contains 10 flavors.

  • @kobold_sushi_executive_chef
    @kobold_sushi_executive_chef 2 года назад +4

    36:43 I was eating, nearly fucking choked to death

  • @Golladan
    @Golladan 2 года назад +3

    This guy + Tiragisu + Laurel + Clock Lancet = Surviving long time past 30 minutes

  • @3DPlagueDR
    @3DPlagueDR 2 года назад +7

    I've been trying to get used to playing exdash and it is a pain.
    The benefit that I have noticed is in his luck: With luck to begin with so far as I understand it boosts the evolved whip and the evolved cross.
    But beyond that he will find a LOT of items from destructibles on the map - so you'll rarely want for healing or other buffs - which is a huge help to make up for how slow he is.
    The final thing is that he is essentially locked in to having this game's version of seven items because the evolved bird while being very powerful keeps the two targeting circles and frees up an item spot. If you play him on the library then you can get seven items and seven trinkets since you can grab the mask off the map (you can find it each time you run that map) once you've already chosen six trinkets to have a full seven.

    • @KoopaKrump
      @KoopaKrump 2 года назад +1

      If you choose mad forest, you're able to hit a total of 10 passives (clover, spinach, pommarola, empty heart). Just dont get lost while searching for them...

    • @hollypowell2256
      @hollypowell2256 2 года назад +1

      In the library you can actually get 8 trinkets.
      You seem to know about the mask if you walk right, but if you walk left you can find an empty tome. You can even find a second tome if you keep going farther left.

    • @Golladan
      @Golladan 2 года назад

      @@KoopaKrump Really?

    • @KoopaKrump
      @KoopaKrump 2 года назад

      @@Golladan yep but they're a pain to find most of the time. if i remember right spinach is to the east.

    • @xXzman9000Xx
      @xXzman9000Xx 2 года назад

      @@hollypowell2256 to add onto this, if you pick up the second tome after you hit level 5 it says it gives you tome level 6 but then its not reflected on the upgrade page.
      no clue if it actually gives you extra stats or not, might be something worth testing, since it would mean its possible to get to level 7 tome on the map if it does give you the level.

  • @punk105
    @punk105 2 года назад +5

    Forgot all about the curse at the end lol

  • @michaelcordeiro12
    @michaelcordeiro12 2 года назад +1

    I agree with your beet takes. Also the beyond burger uses beets as their source for the blood coloring in it's products, so while beets don't have hemoglobin they have something similar.

  • @TheDaniel9
    @TheDaniel9 2 года назад +1

    As a new dad, I can absolutely guarantee that Encanto will make NL cry. Dos Oruguitas will absolutely obliterate him.

  • @gulubdur
    @gulubdur 2 года назад

    My grandparents used to give us kids Neccos and Smarties as treats. They were monsters.

  • @xVDRx
    @xVDRx 2 года назад

    OP Meta loadout
    -
    Weapons
    -
    Peachone
    Ebony Wing
    King Bible
    Garlic
    Axe
    Whip
    -----
    Accessories
    -
    Candalabrador
    Spellbinder
    Hollow heart
    Pummarola
    Spinach
    Attractorb
    -------
    Peachone + Ebony wings merge to make Vandalier which opens a free weapon slot to get Santa Water.
    Huge knockback with AoE protection from Bible + Santa water + Vandalier + axe. HP Regen from whip + garlic.
    Vandalier has highest DPS in the game fully upgraded.

  • @thefinalbistro991
    @thefinalbistro991 2 года назад +2

    My mom has a stash of discontinued cinnamon certs. They were her favorite.

  • @TrangleC
    @TrangleC 2 года назад +7

    Vampire Survivors and Rogue Tower are the first 2 Roguelike games I ever bought and played, inspired by NL.
    I had fun with both, but I have to say, with both it only took days till I ran out of interesting stuff to unlock and discover, which is weird, since replayability is the one thing Roguelikes are supposedly all about.

    • @setiajumpman
      @setiajumpman 2 года назад +2

      Just get others, theyre pretty cheap if you’re not poor

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 2 года назад +5

      Agreed. Big roguelike enjoyer and longtime NL fan here. Both of those games are very small and simple compared to most of the genre. Buy something beefy like Isaac, Hades, FTL, or Noita. That'll give you plenty of content to sink your teeth into. 🙂

    • @seanfarrand9167
      @seanfarrand9167 2 года назад

      These are great games based on their price. Feel blessed.

    • @pogusmaximus7162
      @pogusmaximus7162 2 года назад +1

      I was kind of disappointed with Rogue tower, it is good vibes and scratches an itch for me but I was at the point of not losing unless I had terrible rng on card draw and lane gen after only around 5 games. For the price, both RT and Zombie survivor have a good amount of content, but while they are roguelikes, they are not very rogue like.

    • @redinator5
      @redinator5 2 года назад +1

      I think it’s important to keep in mind that vampire survivors has only existed for like a month and a half, and is still getting sizable updates every week. I wouldn’t be surprised if later down the line it gets a ton more depth.

  • @willsonpiercepua
    @willsonpiercepua 2 года назад

    "calls out dumb dog, immediately gets rewarded*

  • @hctaz
    @hctaz 2 года назад

    “I’m from the real -Slyvania. Pennsylvania.”

  • @MajorasWrath1
    @MajorasWrath1 2 года назад +8

    I think something about his hardware configuration makes frames chug when they shouldn't. Some combination of overclocked components causing billions of micro trainwrecks.

    • @cinemaker321
      @cinemaker321 2 года назад +1

      Recording/streaming while playing also doesn't help

    • @ben6162
      @ben6162 2 года назад +2

      It is odd to me. My pc is pure shiße and I have no lag at all ever in Vampire Survivors.

  • @Manivelarino
    @Manivelarino 2 года назад +3

    you know it's running good when a 30 minute run makes a 45min video 😅

  • @MTConboy
    @MTConboy 2 года назад +2

    Oh we at it.

  • @bobynado69
    @bobynado69 2 года назад +1

    You are crazy. Pickled beets are so good man

  • @JanPospisilArt
    @JanPospisilArt 2 года назад

    The flavours of myconids?! What? Green and Red?

  • @IncrediBelleJessi
    @IncrediBelleJessi 2 года назад +5

    It's official, beets are too metal for egg

    • @MajorasWrath1
      @MajorasWrath1 2 года назад +1

      Eastern European soil is absolutely drowned in blood, hence beets

  • @beamonlawrence8216
    @beamonlawrence8216 2 года назад +6

    This looks like a fun game I’m gonna play it sometime.

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 2 года назад +7

      it's only 3 dollars usd!

  • @patholmwood2030
    @patholmwood2030 2 года назад

    FYI the more you heal your health with Pumorola while Evolved Garlic is active the more damage Evolved Garlic does

  • @crispy1691
    @crispy1691 2 года назад +3

    Cavallo is disgustingly overpowered

  • @JobroskiSwaqqman
    @JobroskiSwaqqman 2 года назад +1

    Very close to a million

  • @seekyunbounded9273
    @seekyunbounded9273 2 года назад +1

    1:04 its literally faster to just check the achievements

  • @doodoodudex
    @doodoodudex 2 года назад

    I won't stand for Necco wafers slander. I love them, and I don't even have weird candy tastes.

  • @WingmanSR
    @WingmanSR 2 года назад

    You don't need an optimal guide to buy upgrades, just buy the most expensive first. Bigger number = buy now.

  • @emiflake
    @emiflake 2 года назад +7

    Why is it always mushroom?

  • @rexis188
    @rexis188 2 года назад +2

    "Real voice reveal" lmao

  • @geegrant865
    @geegrant865 2 года назад +1

    NL start with garlic and try to move as little as possible

  • @punkrockllama
    @punkrockllama 2 года назад +3

    Frame rate goes br r r rrr

  • @elitepotato002
    @elitepotato002 2 года назад

    Necco Wafers are Pog

  • @SparJar
    @SparJar 2 года назад +2

    I buy Necco Wafers every chance I get.

  • @seanfarrand9167
    @seanfarrand9167 2 года назад +2

    Wait he isn't maxxed out on gold yet? Big dad woof.

  • @XFizzlepop-Berrytwist
    @XFizzlepop-Berrytwist 2 года назад

    Did NL compare the taste of dirt to the taste of blood?
    Like Beets are earthy tasting, but I dont taste that same iron blood taste he seems to.

  • @thegreatperu9332
    @thegreatperu9332 2 года назад

    Please take crown more, in this game, an overwhelming amount of the xp you get is after 15 minutes.

  • @DC_actual
    @DC_actual 2 года назад

    Necco waffers are THE BEST

  • @sbsftw4232
    @sbsftw4232 2 года назад +2

    Why don't you try Crimsonland? If you like this, you'll probably like that

  • @litapd311
    @litapd311 2 года назад +2

    tunrs out the twitch chat is a little more useful than us youtube comments :)

  • @PimpHatKid
    @PimpHatKid 2 года назад

    Those necco wafers were legitimate ass, it was like having chalk in your mouth but they always seemed to taste stale somehow

  • @cranberryfiend
    @cranberryfiend 2 года назад

    0:54 source: dude just go to the wikipedia page trust me

  • @anonarat
    @anonarat 2 года назад +2

    Nah mate, I'm pretty darn certain I'm living in the real York. And it ain't in the states.

    • @shanadir
      @shanadir 2 года назад

      At least they had the decency to add "new" to the name with York. Places like memphis though... Its just bad manners.

  • @sbsftw4232
    @sbsftw4232 2 года назад

    Yeah clover works with cross but I would argue it was still not the best pick

    • @huckthatdish
      @huckthatdish 2 года назад +2

      If you’re grinding coins it’s helpful for more multi chests. It’s not like you need 5 optimal passives to win

  • @Triskitout
    @Triskitout 2 года назад +1

    honest to god i have 0 intention of watching any elden ring stuff, because i am playing it and want 0 of it spoiled for me until i'm done with it, and everyone is gonna play elden ring. just a sea of elden ring on my subscribe list. that said, play whatever you want! but i'm here for the usual

  • @bobynado69
    @bobynado69 2 года назад

    Put Mike and Ike in the freezer and it eat cold. Thank me later

  • @ArtsShadow2
    @ArtsShadow2 2 года назад

    Does he ever check the achievements/unlocks screen? 🤣

  • @CyberneticArgumentCreator
    @CyberneticArgumentCreator 2 года назад

    I'm from the REAL Paris. Paris, Texas.

  • @remliqa
    @remliqa 2 года назад

    Child abuse still counts even when it's not your child.

  • @sleepsire9321
    @sleepsire9321 2 года назад +2

    I love you nl never stop

  • @LukaPaja
    @LukaPaja 2 года назад

    You cried at end of Black Panther? When he became a landlord? Wow that's embarrassing.

  • @zeejustin6
    @zeejustin6 2 года назад

    Enelle is pushing me to spite purchase Certs now?

  • @trololoev
    @trololoev 2 года назад

    play porta with candelabrador, you didn't win on her, also she fun if you stay first 5 minute without moving.

  • @ChiefRedTip
    @ChiefRedTip 2 года назад

    Its cuz beets are high in iron

  • @stpariah9609
    @stpariah9609 2 года назад

    You should refund your coins and then just buy all of the most expensive upgrades. (Dont buy a lot of curse if you cant handle the higher difficulty)

  • @AkJakolantern
    @AkJakolantern 2 года назад

    I thought he already beat Elden ring

  • @xTigerx777
    @xTigerx777 2 года назад

    who said necco wafers lmfao

  • @michaellewis4431
    @michaellewis4431 2 года назад

    Many people are saying this

  • @TheUnnamedGent
    @TheUnnamedGent 2 года назад

    Pop off is childish slang for fart.

  • @waikien
    @waikien 2 года назад

    All this talk about canada, and not even a sorry o.O?

  • @Sizless
    @Sizless 2 года назад +1

    E

  • @pulli23
    @pulli23 2 года назад

    I'll just wait for 5 years with elden ring till it's on sale for 5-10 euros. Not worth to spent more on a game when there are way better games for cheap like ksp/minecraft/factorio. Why do AAA companies never make games like those?

  • @williamalexander7481
    @williamalexander7481 2 года назад

    🤓

  • @aeshoven_
    @aeshoven_ 2 года назад

    30 seconds in and he's already pissed at chat. this is why twitch sucks

  • @Jas7520
    @Jas7520 2 года назад +2

    I'm pretty sure my 2014 laptop runs this game better wtf is NL's computer

  • @pipeboms
    @pipeboms 2 года назад +1

    First :3

  • @NearoC
    @NearoC 2 года назад

    I know it's overly hopeful but I hope NL never sees harry potter, I hope his kid just never wants to see it. Trash series by one of the most morally reprehensible creators. Evil lady straight up says she views any support of her series as support for her transphobic views, and a ton of money she gets goes to those ends too. Hugely responsible for tons of terfs.

  • @RafaelRodriguez-vw4kj
    @RafaelRodriguez-vw4kj 2 года назад

    I’m early!!! :D