Allied Failure 101 - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

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  • @YourVintageStick
    @YourVintageStick Год назад +2049

    Just like the man in the high castle, Bo is now borrowing other scripts

  • @2Links
    @2Links Год назад +2416

    Actually felt for Golden at the end, great script today

    • @Anonsy_GB
      @Anonsy_GB Год назад +348

      Even when he wins, Golden loses.

    • @svenrio8521
      @svenrio8521 Год назад +86

      Can't stop taking L's

    • @juliannolastname2442
      @juliannolastname2442 Год назад +64

      Looked like Bo took a save, maybe he sent it to Golden.

    • @velnz5475
      @velnz5475 Год назад +61

      Swamp balls Bo and blue balls Golden

    • @Gokaes
      @Gokaes Год назад +3

      @@Anonsy_GB golden lost

  • @baconhairbacana1964
    @baconhairbacana1964 Год назад +1487

    *Germany having 3 coops and both blaming eachother in the Battle of France. I've seen that one before.*

    • @sciencer9830
      @sciencer9830 Год назад +83

      we werent three, it was only me and one coop

    • @tedarcher9120
      @tedarcher9120 Год назад +238

      We need a Hitler mode tornament. Where Dankus, Bo and other generals would only tell their coops what to do and ask them what's happening but could not see or do anything

    • @heraldearya
      @heraldearya Год назад +105

      @@tedarcher9120 That sounds fucking hilarious. They should try this fr

    • @tedarcher9120
      @tedarcher9120 Год назад +85

      @@heraldearya each general would get like a car with which they could visit the front lines and have to be zoomed in at maximum

    • @sciencer9830
      @sciencer9830 Год назад +18

      there may be something similar brewing right now

  • @Zelein
    @Zelein Год назад +1182

    Golden being denied his dopamine will never not be funny. Got nukes? Nah, game ends. Wanna kill the American fleet you just found? Nope, game over and server lost.
    It's an older trope, but I do truly appreciate it whenever it's in the script.

    • @grantforester1864
      @grantforester1864 Год назад

      Paris? Nope buddy get your ass back across the rhine. Good game? No, your allies throw

    • @Tobbs96
      @Tobbs96 Год назад +34

      Even when he wins he loses

    • @donpollo3154
      @donpollo3154 Год назад +17

      golden lost

  • @bacon_1866
    @bacon_1866 Год назад +1115

    Bokoen slowly gaslighting us into believing there is a script

    • @getem3345
      @getem3345 Год назад +89

      There is a script

    • @kasoy5239
      @kasoy5239 Год назад +143

      Nice try, snake of Denmark

    • @redshirt5126
      @redshirt5126 Год назад +60

      What are you talking about? Of course there's a script.

    • @bacon_1866
      @bacon_1866 Год назад +49

      @@redshirt5126 I see you are a Boliever

    • @jonahmsl
      @jonahmsl Год назад +1

      @@kasoy5239 Your script is outdated buddy

  • @shadosnake
    @shadosnake Год назад +284

    gotta love how the allies never endsieg, but the axis players almost always do
    I think it would be funny to see a serious battle for the US

    • @jisookim6904
      @jisookim6904 Год назад +95

      There are reasons why that doesn't happen in MP but it'd still be fun to see it happen sometimes.
      At least in games where the US won the island war and India survived it'd be great to see the game continue for a bit even if the USSR caps. In games like this where GB and US lose the naval game to Italy it's pointless to continue after the Soviets die though, there is no threat to Japan and GB is a sitting duck at this point.

    • @12gark
      @12gark Год назад +45

      ​@@jisookim6904exactly. Imho you should at least play for a sealion after the USSR cap, but only if there is a chance for the Allies. Here the is no chance: Japan's navy is intact, Italian Navy clapping everyone, the whole Russian industry to be put on air, you can sealion with shitters and still win lol

  • @CommanderWolf888
    @CommanderWolf888 Год назад +140

    The video ending with Golden's "my dopamine" like the pathetic groan of dying engine made me burst out laughing.

  • @thebetterman8027
    @thebetterman8027 Год назад +25

    "i got swamp balls right now" -italian admiral after sinking the british fleet

  • @joebloggs7514
    @joebloggs7514 Год назад +414

    Really want to see this lot play a full game with no rules, no historical alliances required, and no need for permanent allies or playing fair. Essentially anything that isn’t outright cheating or foul gameplay goes.

    • @Drave_Jr.
      @Drave_Jr. Год назад +38

      So basically nonhistorical playthrough?

    • @joebloggs7514
      @joebloggs7514 Год назад +111

      @@Drave_Jr. sort of, but I think they have rules over volunteers and spheres of interference. I would prefer to just see them play how they want and wreak havoc on each other.

    • @RK-cj4oc
      @RK-cj4oc Год назад +63

      Sub 3's everywhere. Nobody can send anything they dont have a land connection too.

    • @skanderbeg152
      @skanderbeg152 Год назад +75

      Usually with every big update they have a meme game where they do anything and try out the new focus trees

    • @joebloggs7514
      @joebloggs7514 Год назад +16

      @@RK-cj4oc to be fair Sub 3s can be counted using NB and escorts, besides such behaviour may cause alliances to shift as players decide that one player has become more of a threat (or a pain in the arse) and attempt to subdue them.
      Besides Axis powers are such a pain with Sub 3s (especially for this bunch) due to historical alliances forcing allied players to play a certain way. For example an Militant Isolationist America would have little need to get involved in Europe or Asia (and suffer from subs), could invade the rest of the Americas and could build up a massive fleet for a fun Europe vs Americas fight with Asia watching and waiting for an opportunity to take down one bloc or the other.

  • @trapical
    @trapical Год назад +71

    This was the best naval game I’ve seen on the full stream. So many naval battles with Bo single handedly taking on the entire British and American fleets and somehow winning as Italy. It was genuinely impressive to see an Italy somehow ruling the waves.

    • @onefastsled
      @onefastsled Год назад +13

      I mean, it certainly helps that Bo is one of like 3? 4? People in that group who actually knows the naval game. I doubt either the UK or the US knew navy very well beyond carrier spam = win

    • @12gark
      @12gark Год назад +4

      If I remember correctly, they modified the mod so there is also a limit to deathstacking every single ship, so it's even more challenging that usual, but it also gives a nation with much weaker industry a shot.

  • @johnyoung4441
    @johnyoung4441 Год назад +513

    It's time for an exciting episode of Hearts of Iron 4 Multiplayer in a Nutshell!

    • @Ema6835
      @Ema6835 Год назад +19

      Did we find the nut shell in the end?

    • @konplayz
      @konplayz Год назад

      BatChest

    • @citywokbesitzer6834
      @citywokbesitzer6834 Год назад +41

      My favourite moment was when Swimmy said "It's swimming time!" and swam all over the place

    • @marxussy
      @marxussy Год назад +5

      The government name

    • @No.00000
      @No.00000 Год назад

      " *doubt* "

  • @therealsteelchill
    @therealsteelchill Год назад +22

    saying "This is the TNO timeline" to invoke meme magic...

  • @KFP_DonDon_Quixote
    @KFP_DonDon_Quixote Год назад +20

    LMAOOOOOO!!!! Even when Golden wins, he STILL LOSES!!! Great job Bo and Co. Another banger right here.

  • @lukalolleonardo4797
    @lukalolleonardo4797 Год назад +20

    Yamato finally spotted the American navy and then Roosevelt disconnects from life and Yamato is in shambles because he didn't get his dopamine boost

  • @Zechariah_Mathieson1871
    @Zechariah_Mathieson1871 Год назад +1

    I better see 5:42 be "Best Memes of 2023 - Bokoen1 Edition"

  • @KonaKonism
    @KonaKonism Год назад +3

    8:39 you can not tell me this doesn't sound like big smoke 💀

  • @kevinsworldK.w69
    @kevinsworldK.w69 Год назад +3

    0:52
    "You did that!"
    "Nuh uh!"
    Oh my god I'm dead

  • @isaacandersen1
    @isaacandersen1 Год назад +20

    Bo has really improved as a writer, this is amazing work.

  • @paleking2710
    @paleking2710 Год назад +35

    Its refreshing to see an axis W for once since most of your videos end in allied victory

  • @Schaapdatmekkert
    @Schaapdatmekkert Год назад +9

    Yay a new Bokoen1 ! Perfect antidote for sadness here ! Thanks for all the fun !

  • @red-square
    @red-square Год назад +44

    Throwkoen1 back at it again, with these amazing scripts

  • @Cooltaha
    @Cooltaha Год назад +3

    If this is the game where Dankus was playing Soviet Union then there may have been a hacker who sabotaged the USSR and deleted their production line as well as micro units into battle for them to die

  • @djbird3614
    @djbird3614 Год назад +16

    I can’t wait for the video on your most recent Italy game ❤

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  Год назад +29

      Uranium fever baby

    • @baconhairbacana1964
      @baconhairbacana1964 Год назад +4

      *Same, i cant wait. It was so damn good.*

    • @thethirdsicily4802
      @thethirdsicily4802 Год назад +1

      ​@@Bokoen1oh now I'm very interested

    • @sciencer9830
      @sciencer9830 Год назад +3

      no spoilers, but the game went to 47 in a fallout scenario

  • @tannerprevost4920
    @tannerprevost4920 Год назад +8

    I adore each and every nutshell vid! please keep them up!

  • @DarkCristi3
    @DarkCristi3 Год назад +1

    Bo speaks about his balls
    Everyone: salivating

  • @SpaceFH
    @SpaceFH Год назад +38

    I hate when guys just surrender at the end instead of an heroic battle to the end.
    its like if germany surrenderd when Allies took back paris.

    • @hirocheeto7795
      @hirocheeto7795 Год назад +9

      Losing Paris is a lot easier to come back from than the Soviets capitulating, losing Africa, and losing the naval game. Allies weren't coming back from that.

    • @SpaceFH
      @SpaceFH Год назад +1

      @@hirocheeto7795 there could be some limits on what germany can take from soviets like not going past the hills and some type of debuff like soviet separatists.
      Africa could be simmiliar as there is no way germany could in reality garrison both africa and Soviet onion. And the naval game could be supported by USA getting all of south american navies (they are old ships but they can be used as a delay or striking the africa) and maybe some boost to production of ships and planes.
      Japan could get a debuff for industry but a buff for their army ,navy and planes when they get control over diffrent states.

    • @cookiecraze1310
      @cookiecraze1310 Год назад +2

      That is how it ends usually. After the Soviets cap it's nearly impossible for the allies to win

    • @SpaceFH
      @SpaceFH Год назад +1

      @@cookiecraze1310 when the soviets take silesia ,vienna and norway the allies are pushing past rhein and italy cap. The german player ist still playing even tho its impossible for him to win.

    • @cookiecraze1310
      @cookiecraze1310 Год назад +4

      @@SpaceFH the difference is that Endsieging Germany is pretty easy since you have to have alot of land in Europe already taken. With Allied endsieg you have to take the UK, which can be impossible if the allies go full defensive, then make a landing on the USA which is even more difficult since it takes so long to get reinforcements into the landings. You also have to build up your navy, which can take a year or four, which just drags out the game to either a stalemate that should be an axis win or an axis win that takes hours to achieve. Already going to 1945 takes hours IRL, most people just leave after the USSR falls since it's going to be hours of boring attrition.
      Also demanding them to take the USA is a dick move, it's even happened in Bo games and everyone makes fun of the USA player for seething (I think it was either Golden, Swimmy, or College)

  • @goldenfiberwheat238
    @goldenfiberwheat238 Год назад +3

    5:17 come on Bo we all know you’re wearing a skirt

  • @loonowolf2160
    @loonowolf2160 Год назад +1

    3:50 bruh UK moment inagine not building aircraft carriers

  • @ThyAxel
    @ThyAxel Год назад +1

    0:08 I am free of the basic hoi song

  • @sciencer9830
    @sciencer9830 Год назад +4

    thanks bo for this true team effort of a win, i was unfortunately busy microing tanks with no supply im the east

  • @deathsclawk8824
    @deathsclawk8824 Год назад +1

    FINALLY A NEW HOI4 VIDEO I AM SO HAPPY MAN

  • @deamongimli
    @deamongimli Год назад +13

    We asked for a massive Axis win, so Bo put it in the script.

  • @kevint1929
    @kevint1929 Год назад +5

    Sleep in, wake up, first thing of the day is listening to Bo discussing his swamp balls while I heat up breakfast. Huzzah.

  • @Arthion
    @Arthion Год назад

    I was on the edge of my seat when I saw that stream live. Things looked so joever at first before the epic comeback in Africa.
    Also Bo, you should have kept you raging over getting your fleet getting sent back to repair from the constant naval bombing since the schmucks on Germany couldn't give your air cover lol before you finally got that decisive battle.

  • @mjboots4926
    @mjboots4926 Год назад +2

    American here, just gotta say Bo is a champ for sweating in shorts in 32 degrees, respect for bro in shorts at temp for water freezing

    • @2Links
      @2Links Год назад +2

      90° F is a ton for us northern europeans lmao, if it was that hot in his room i wouldn't be surprised if he started melting.

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre Год назад +1

    We've talked about this Golden, you're not allowed dopamine anymore after what happened last time

  • @antonioferrari241
    @antonioferrari241 Год назад

    Mussolini: Before Tripoli we never had a victory. After Tripoli we never had a defeat.

  • @spaceiscool7856
    @spaceiscool7856 Год назад +1

    I told ISP you were gonna play Denmark with him I expect you to do it otherwise I'm gonna steal his gravy and all your koldskål

  • @justanotherredbeard4439
    @justanotherredbeard4439 Год назад

    8:39 Bo with the Big Smoke vibe

  • @draconianscout
    @draconianscout Год назад

    "It's 32° in here right now" my brief American confusion

  • @illuminati955
    @illuminati955 Год назад +1

    Truly, this is the TNO timeline.

  • @rafidog
    @rafidog Год назад +1

    Hearing about Bo's sweaty balls is the content Im here for. 10/10

  • @kingchrystia1417
    @kingchrystia1417 Год назад +4

    It's funny that he chastised Sulu for wanting to take out Vladivostok, and Bo wanted to do it in this episode.

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  Год назад +7

      Difference being he wanted Japan to do it, which is so much easier than Italy naval invading it

  • @12gark
    @12gark 8 месяцев назад

    Japan "USA fleet is dead"
    Italy *checks US fleet*
    250-450 ships left
    Lol

  • @ZMan25
    @ZMan25 Год назад +2

    Golden still looking for his dopamine 😂

  • @Supercohboy
    @Supercohboy Год назад +1

    1:30 TNO timeline? What?

  • @helwrecht1637
    @helwrecht1637 Год назад +1

    Who was asking for axis wins? Way funnier when the axis die in flames

  • @sciencer9830
    @sciencer9830 Год назад +3

    good video, but why is there a bulgaria countryball in the thumbnail even though cho king annexed it?

  • @donta.s.k.281
    @donta.s.k.281 Год назад

    0:41 The “Not-so Ghost division”

    • @honeybadger6275
      @honeybadger6275 Год назад

      Nah its the most ghostest of ghost divisions, cause those boys are dead.

  • @georgen3515
    @georgen3515 Год назад +1

    This going to be a banger

  • @蔡林翰-v2m
    @蔡林翰-v2m Год назад +6

    一場漂亮的海軍反擊戰 !
    英國的皇家艦隊被打得措手不及,更是直接導致地中海慘敗

  • @noaheke2666
    @noaheke2666 Год назад +2

    Most coordinated allied gameplay

  • @lordderpington8021
    @lordderpington8021 Год назад +2

    Who could have possibly thrown north africa this bad out of any major regular in the bokoen community?

    • @sciencer9830
      @sciencer9830 Год назад +2

      it was makko on canada and mr panda on saf with flavius on the uk

  • @stephenruffino1967
    @stephenruffino1967 Год назад

    Ah, was worried. It's never a bokoen video without Golden crying about Dopamine

  • @exoticequinox4483
    @exoticequinox4483 Год назад

    Why does this feel like if Mussolini and hitler just got healthy mid war instead of becoming more and more ill

  • @skipperxiv9401
    @skipperxiv9401 Год назад

    > Takes one to know one
    Glad Golden's gaining some self-awareness

  • @goldenfiberwheat238
    @goldenfiberwheat238 Год назад

    5:40 if anyone was wondering that’s 90 degrees Fahrenheit

  • @damnationdan5253
    @damnationdan5253 Год назад +1

    Next ep: TNO in a nutshell "OFN Failure 102"

  • @tyd521
    @tyd521 Год назад

    quickly approaching 300 episodes

  • @commanderowen
    @commanderowen Год назад

    It’s 32 degrees and he’s wearing shorts? Bro is crazy that’s freezing

  • @senorhilter3896
    @senorhilter3896 Год назад

    Bro had the script for The Man in the High Castle

  • @Rubbermonkey12
    @Rubbermonkey12 Год назад

    Always appreciate the Axis Yugo videos

  • @lugerry
    @lugerry Год назад +1

    El Alamein still 2 tiles 😡

  • @Spiderfisch
    @Spiderfisch Год назад +2

    0:02 who else should we blame if not the scriptwriter

  • @hellcat2533
    @hellcat2533 Год назад

    Golden denied his Dopamine yet again

  • @aidenlarson9911
    @aidenlarson9911 Год назад +1

    Good script this time, bo. Very entertaining 👌

  • @Năzdrăvanul69
    @Năzdrăvanul69 Год назад

    I love how at one moment, you were just talking about how sweaty your balls were.

  • @anime0965
    @anime0965 Год назад

    On today's script: Bo gets his "clap his ships" Navy dopamine but Golden gets none

  • @captainkeyes1523
    @captainkeyes1523 Год назад

    Poor Golden he just wanted his Dopamine

  • @DirkusTurkess
    @DirkusTurkess Год назад

    He can't keep getting away with this!

  • @etskakaik2120
    @etskakaik2120 Год назад

    Great video as always

  • @geomenda7159
    @geomenda7159 Год назад

    I always watch ur videos while I have dinner. Today I fucked it up in an important exam and I am sad but at least I will have a nice dinner time.

  • @hardric6284
    @hardric6284 Год назад

    Once more, a cruel fate denies Golden his shot of dopamine...

  • @Kaurv
    @Kaurv Год назад

    god damn that libya bit was cool

  • @bencurran3204
    @bencurran3204 Год назад

    I do love just witnessing golden get edged but not get what he wants every time

  • @prospect2664
    @prospect2664 Год назад

    5:30 quite sure that bo pissed himself

  • @TheRealBFKelleher
    @TheRealBFKelleher Год назад +2

    give me personally a massive soviet W. I wanna see the Red Army march from Moscow to Lisbon.

  • @Tiekiller_77
    @Tiekiller_77 Год назад

    "you did that"
    "NUH UH"

  • @Boxghost102
    @Boxghost102 Год назад +1

    I just played an MP game where the soviets took Berlin and capped Germany in March...of 1942. It's amazing how bad some people are at this game.

  • @OzyWazza
    @OzyWazza Год назад

    These Moist Shorts have been brought to you by Bokoen1 and Co.

  • @komodok1ng495
    @komodok1ng495 Год назад +1

    Definitely one of the most homoerotic scripts in recent memory.

  • @kd3045
    @kd3045 Год назад

    S-Tier Golden moment at the end

  • @matthewargall6597
    @matthewargall6597 Год назад

    Any chance of a breakdown of the navy you built?

  • @dcanedemboyz7431
    @dcanedemboyz7431 Год назад +1

    Back to 101 finally

  • @DJGRUNDL
    @DJGRUNDL Год назад

    Golden lost his dopamine

  • @benfrank9622
    @benfrank9622 Год назад

    R.I.P Golden's Dopamine

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Год назад

    "Just remember this is the TNO timeline."
    **Utter silence**

  • @MegaMug
    @MegaMug Год назад

    The script finally came in favour of the Axis

  • @nicwolf1370
    @nicwolf1370 Год назад

    Yet again, Golden lost (his dopamine)

  • @Weste88
    @Weste88 Год назад

    I wanna see Bokoen play more germany. those are the best ones in my opinion

  • @Rman1941
    @Rman1941 Год назад

    Golden had the bluest balls this game

  • @ItalianStarAnimations
    @ItalianStarAnimations Год назад

    Axis pulled Uno reverse card lol

  • @kent_hdd
    @kent_hdd Год назад

    It's funnier when you're on the losing side.

  • @nathanpitek3177
    @nathanpitek3177 Год назад

    “There is moist from the sweat from my balls”
    Now that is some English

  • @laurynasstulpinas6977
    @laurynasstulpinas6977 Год назад

    How is Golden Always just being delt the bad hand like... perpetually depraved omg

  • @jansatamme6521
    @jansatamme6521 Год назад

    The naval battles are soo snore for "some reason", like u sank 50 boats but u can literally rebuild that in a year, also why is every1 using carrier fighters, are they fixed in TFB now?

  • @edgemarquis5205
    @edgemarquis5205 Год назад

    Now give me a massive Axis L to restore balance in the universe

  • @Tyanus2
    @Tyanus2 Год назад +3

    If only GoT season 7 and 8 had such a good script...

  • @Memotimeee
    @Memotimeee Год назад +2

    Time for my daily HoI4 brainrot

  • @bruh5912
    @bruh5912 Год назад

    Love when bo plays Italy