We need a Hitler mode tornament. Where Dankus, Bo and other generals would only tell their coops what to do and ask them what's happening but could not see or do anything
Golden being denied his dopamine will never not be funny. Got nukes? Nah, game ends. Wanna kill the American fleet you just found? Nope, game over and server lost. It's an older trope, but I do truly appreciate it whenever it's in the script.
There are reasons why that doesn't happen in MP but it'd still be fun to see it happen sometimes. At least in games where the US won the island war and India survived it'd be great to see the game continue for a bit even if the USSR caps. In games like this where GB and US lose the naval game to Italy it's pointless to continue after the Soviets die though, there is no threat to Japan and GB is a sitting duck at this point.
@@jisookim6904exactly. Imho you should at least play for a sealion after the USSR cap, but only if there is a chance for the Allies. Here the is no chance: Japan's navy is intact, Italian Navy clapping everyone, the whole Russian industry to be put on air, you can sealion with shitters and still win lol
Really want to see this lot play a full game with no rules, no historical alliances required, and no need for permanent allies or playing fair. Essentially anything that isn’t outright cheating or foul gameplay goes.
@@Drave_Jr. sort of, but I think they have rules over volunteers and spheres of interference. I would prefer to just see them play how they want and wreak havoc on each other.
@@RK-cj4oc to be fair Sub 3s can be counted using NB and escorts, besides such behaviour may cause alliances to shift as players decide that one player has become more of a threat (or a pain in the arse) and attempt to subdue them. Besides Axis powers are such a pain with Sub 3s (especially for this bunch) due to historical alliances forcing allied players to play a certain way. For example an Militant Isolationist America would have little need to get involved in Europe or Asia (and suffer from subs), could invade the rest of the Americas and could build up a massive fleet for a fun Europe vs Americas fight with Asia watching and waiting for an opportunity to take down one bloc or the other.
This was the best naval game I’ve seen on the full stream. So many naval battles with Bo single handedly taking on the entire British and American fleets and somehow winning as Italy. It was genuinely impressive to see an Italy somehow ruling the waves.
I mean, it certainly helps that Bo is one of like 3? 4? People in that group who actually knows the naval game. I doubt either the UK or the US knew navy very well beyond carrier spam = win
If I remember correctly, they modified the mod so there is also a limit to deathstacking every single ship, so it's even more challenging that usual, but it also gives a nation with much weaker industry a shot.
If this is the game where Dankus was playing Soviet Union then there may have been a hacker who sabotaged the USSR and deleted their production line as well as micro units into battle for them to die
Losing Paris is a lot easier to come back from than the Soviets capitulating, losing Africa, and losing the naval game. Allies weren't coming back from that.
@@hirocheeto7795 there could be some limits on what germany can take from soviets like not going past the hills and some type of debuff like soviet separatists. Africa could be simmiliar as there is no way germany could in reality garrison both africa and Soviet onion. And the naval game could be supported by USA getting all of south american navies (they are old ships but they can be used as a delay or striking the africa) and maybe some boost to production of ships and planes. Japan could get a debuff for industry but a buff for their army ,navy and planes when they get control over diffrent states.
@@cookiecraze1310 when the soviets take silesia ,vienna and norway the allies are pushing past rhein and italy cap. The german player ist still playing even tho its impossible for him to win.
@@SpaceFH the difference is that Endsieging Germany is pretty easy since you have to have alot of land in Europe already taken. With Allied endsieg you have to take the UK, which can be impossible if the allies go full defensive, then make a landing on the USA which is even more difficult since it takes so long to get reinforcements into the landings. You also have to build up your navy, which can take a year or four, which just drags out the game to either a stalemate that should be an axis win or an axis win that takes hours to achieve. Already going to 1945 takes hours IRL, most people just leave after the USSR falls since it's going to be hours of boring attrition. Also demanding them to take the USA is a dick move, it's even happened in Bo games and everyone makes fun of the USA player for seething (I think it was either Golden, Swimmy, or College)
I was on the edge of my seat when I saw that stream live. Things looked so joever at first before the epic comeback in Africa. Also Bo, you should have kept you raging over getting your fleet getting sent back to repair from the constant naval bombing since the schmucks on Germany couldn't give your air cover lol before you finally got that decisive battle.
The naval battles are soo snore for "some reason", like u sank 50 boats but u can literally rebuild that in a year, also why is every1 using carrier fighters, are they fixed in TFB now?
Just like the man in the high castle, Bo is now borrowing other scripts
Only bad ones
Writers strike now affecting hoi 4 YT channels
@@chattiermike140 LMAO
Cant remember the "swamp balls" line in the MITHC
Actually felt for Golden at the end, great script today
Even when he wins, Golden loses.
Can't stop taking L's
Looked like Bo took a save, maybe he sent it to Golden.
Swamp balls Bo and blue balls Golden
@@Anonsy_GB golden lost
*Germany having 3 coops and both blaming eachother in the Battle of France. I've seen that one before.*
we werent three, it was only me and one coop
We need a Hitler mode tornament. Where Dankus, Bo and other generals would only tell their coops what to do and ask them what's happening but could not see or do anything
@@tedarcher9120 That sounds fucking hilarious. They should try this fr
@@heraldearya each general would get like a car with which they could visit the front lines and have to be zoomed in at maximum
there may be something similar brewing right now
Golden being denied his dopamine will never not be funny. Got nukes? Nah, game ends. Wanna kill the American fleet you just found? Nope, game over and server lost.
It's an older trope, but I do truly appreciate it whenever it's in the script.
Paris? Nope buddy get your ass back across the rhine. Good game? No, your allies throw
Even when he wins he loses
golden lost
Bokoen slowly gaslighting us into believing there is a script
There is a script
Nice try, snake of Denmark
What are you talking about? Of course there's a script.
@@redshirt5126 I see you are a Boliever
@@kasoy5239 Your script is outdated buddy
gotta love how the allies never endsieg, but the axis players almost always do
I think it would be funny to see a serious battle for the US
There are reasons why that doesn't happen in MP but it'd still be fun to see it happen sometimes.
At least in games where the US won the island war and India survived it'd be great to see the game continue for a bit even if the USSR caps. In games like this where GB and US lose the naval game to Italy it's pointless to continue after the Soviets die though, there is no threat to Japan and GB is a sitting duck at this point.
@@jisookim6904exactly. Imho you should at least play for a sealion after the USSR cap, but only if there is a chance for the Allies. Here the is no chance: Japan's navy is intact, Italian Navy clapping everyone, the whole Russian industry to be put on air, you can sealion with shitters and still win lol
The video ending with Golden's "my dopamine" like the pathetic groan of dying engine made me burst out laughing.
"i got swamp balls right now" -italian admiral after sinking the british fleet
Really want to see this lot play a full game with no rules, no historical alliances required, and no need for permanent allies or playing fair. Essentially anything that isn’t outright cheating or foul gameplay goes.
So basically nonhistorical playthrough?
@@Drave_Jr. sort of, but I think they have rules over volunteers and spheres of interference. I would prefer to just see them play how they want and wreak havoc on each other.
Sub 3's everywhere. Nobody can send anything they dont have a land connection too.
Usually with every big update they have a meme game where they do anything and try out the new focus trees
@@RK-cj4oc to be fair Sub 3s can be counted using NB and escorts, besides such behaviour may cause alliances to shift as players decide that one player has become more of a threat (or a pain in the arse) and attempt to subdue them.
Besides Axis powers are such a pain with Sub 3s (especially for this bunch) due to historical alliances forcing allied players to play a certain way. For example an Militant Isolationist America would have little need to get involved in Europe or Asia (and suffer from subs), could invade the rest of the Americas and could build up a massive fleet for a fun Europe vs Americas fight with Asia watching and waiting for an opportunity to take down one bloc or the other.
This was the best naval game I’ve seen on the full stream. So many naval battles with Bo single handedly taking on the entire British and American fleets and somehow winning as Italy. It was genuinely impressive to see an Italy somehow ruling the waves.
I mean, it certainly helps that Bo is one of like 3? 4? People in that group who actually knows the naval game. I doubt either the UK or the US knew navy very well beyond carrier spam = win
If I remember correctly, they modified the mod so there is also a limit to deathstacking every single ship, so it's even more challenging that usual, but it also gives a nation with much weaker industry a shot.
It's time for an exciting episode of Hearts of Iron 4 Multiplayer in a Nutshell!
Did we find the nut shell in the end?
BatChest
My favourite moment was when Swimmy said "It's swimming time!" and swam all over the place
The government name
" *doubt* "
saying "This is the TNO timeline" to invoke meme magic...
LMAOOOOOO!!!! Even when Golden wins, he STILL LOSES!!! Great job Bo and Co. Another banger right here.
Yamato finally spotted the American navy and then Roosevelt disconnects from life and Yamato is in shambles because he didn't get his dopamine boost
I better see 5:42 be "Best Memes of 2023 - Bokoen1 Edition"
8:39 you can not tell me this doesn't sound like big smoke 💀
0:52
"You did that!"
"Nuh uh!"
Oh my god I'm dead
Bo has really improved as a writer, this is amazing work.
Its refreshing to see an axis W for once since most of your videos end in allied victory
Yay a new Bokoen1 ! Perfect antidote for sadness here ! Thanks for all the fun !
Throwkoen1 back at it again, with these amazing scripts
If this is the game where Dankus was playing Soviet Union then there may have been a hacker who sabotaged the USSR and deleted their production line as well as micro units into battle for them to die
I can’t wait for the video on your most recent Italy game ❤
Uranium fever baby
*Same, i cant wait. It was so damn good.*
@@Bokoen1oh now I'm very interested
no spoilers, but the game went to 47 in a fallout scenario
I adore each and every nutshell vid! please keep them up!
Bo speaks about his balls
Everyone: salivating
I hate when guys just surrender at the end instead of an heroic battle to the end.
its like if germany surrenderd when Allies took back paris.
Losing Paris is a lot easier to come back from than the Soviets capitulating, losing Africa, and losing the naval game. Allies weren't coming back from that.
@@hirocheeto7795 there could be some limits on what germany can take from soviets like not going past the hills and some type of debuff like soviet separatists.
Africa could be simmiliar as there is no way germany could in reality garrison both africa and Soviet onion. And the naval game could be supported by USA getting all of south american navies (they are old ships but they can be used as a delay or striking the africa) and maybe some boost to production of ships and planes.
Japan could get a debuff for industry but a buff for their army ,navy and planes when they get control over diffrent states.
That is how it ends usually. After the Soviets cap it's nearly impossible for the allies to win
@@cookiecraze1310 when the soviets take silesia ,vienna and norway the allies are pushing past rhein and italy cap. The german player ist still playing even tho its impossible for him to win.
@@SpaceFH the difference is that Endsieging Germany is pretty easy since you have to have alot of land in Europe already taken. With Allied endsieg you have to take the UK, which can be impossible if the allies go full defensive, then make a landing on the USA which is even more difficult since it takes so long to get reinforcements into the landings. You also have to build up your navy, which can take a year or four, which just drags out the game to either a stalemate that should be an axis win or an axis win that takes hours to achieve. Already going to 1945 takes hours IRL, most people just leave after the USSR falls since it's going to be hours of boring attrition.
Also demanding them to take the USA is a dick move, it's even happened in Bo games and everyone makes fun of the USA player for seething (I think it was either Golden, Swimmy, or College)
5:17 come on Bo we all know you’re wearing a skirt
3:50 bruh UK moment inagine not building aircraft carriers
0:08 I am free of the basic hoi song
thanks bo for this true team effort of a win, i was unfortunately busy microing tanks with no supply im the east
FINALLY A NEW HOI4 VIDEO I AM SO HAPPY MAN
We asked for a massive Axis win, so Bo put it in the script.
Sleep in, wake up, first thing of the day is listening to Bo discussing his swamp balls while I heat up breakfast. Huzzah.
I was on the edge of my seat when I saw that stream live. Things looked so joever at first before the epic comeback in Africa.
Also Bo, you should have kept you raging over getting your fleet getting sent back to repair from the constant naval bombing since the schmucks on Germany couldn't give your air cover lol before you finally got that decisive battle.
American here, just gotta say Bo is a champ for sweating in shorts in 32 degrees, respect for bro in shorts at temp for water freezing
90° F is a ton for us northern europeans lmao, if it was that hot in his room i wouldn't be surprised if he started melting.
We've talked about this Golden, you're not allowed dopamine anymore after what happened last time
Mussolini: Before Tripoli we never had a victory. After Tripoli we never had a defeat.
I told ISP you were gonna play Denmark with him I expect you to do it otherwise I'm gonna steal his gravy and all your koldskål
8:39 Bo with the Big Smoke vibe
"It's 32° in here right now" my brief American confusion
Truly, this is the TNO timeline.
Hearing about Bo's sweaty balls is the content Im here for. 10/10
It's funny that he chastised Sulu for wanting to take out Vladivostok, and Bo wanted to do it in this episode.
Difference being he wanted Japan to do it, which is so much easier than Italy naval invading it
Japan "USA fleet is dead"
Italy *checks US fleet*
250-450 ships left
Lol
Golden still looking for his dopamine 😂
1:30 TNO timeline? What?
Who was asking for axis wins? Way funnier when the axis die in flames
good video, but why is there a bulgaria countryball in the thumbnail even though cho king annexed it?
0:41 The “Not-so Ghost division”
Nah its the most ghostest of ghost divisions, cause those boys are dead.
This going to be a banger
一場漂亮的海軍反擊戰 !
英國的皇家艦隊被打得措手不及,更是直接導致地中海慘敗
Most coordinated allied gameplay
Who could have possibly thrown north africa this bad out of any major regular in the bokoen community?
it was makko on canada and mr panda on saf with flavius on the uk
Ah, was worried. It's never a bokoen video without Golden crying about Dopamine
Why does this feel like if Mussolini and hitler just got healthy mid war instead of becoming more and more ill
> Takes one to know one
Glad Golden's gaining some self-awareness
5:40 if anyone was wondering that’s 90 degrees Fahrenheit
Next ep: TNO in a nutshell "OFN Failure 102"
quickly approaching 300 episodes
It’s 32 degrees and he’s wearing shorts? Bro is crazy that’s freezing
Bro had the script for The Man in the High Castle
Always appreciate the Axis Yugo videos
El Alamein still 2 tiles 😡
0:02 who else should we blame if not the scriptwriter
Golden denied his Dopamine yet again
Good script this time, bo. Very entertaining 👌
I love how at one moment, you were just talking about how sweaty your balls were.
On today's script: Bo gets his "clap his ships" Navy dopamine but Golden gets none
Poor Golden he just wanted his Dopamine
He can't keep getting away with this!
Great video as always
I always watch ur videos while I have dinner. Today I fucked it up in an important exam and I am sad but at least I will have a nice dinner time.
Once more, a cruel fate denies Golden his shot of dopamine...
god damn that libya bit was cool
I do love just witnessing golden get edged but not get what he wants every time
5:30 quite sure that bo pissed himself
give me personally a massive soviet W. I wanna see the Red Army march from Moscow to Lisbon.
"you did that"
"NUH UH"
I just played an MP game where the soviets took Berlin and capped Germany in March...of 1942. It's amazing how bad some people are at this game.
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Definitely one of the most homoerotic scripts in recent memory.
S-Tier Golden moment at the end
Any chance of a breakdown of the navy you built?
Back to 101 finally
Golden lost his dopamine
R.I.P Golden's Dopamine
"Just remember this is the TNO timeline."
**Utter silence**
The silence was deafening
The script finally came in favour of the Axis
Yet again, Golden lost (his dopamine)
I wanna see Bokoen play more germany. those are the best ones in my opinion
Golden had the bluest balls this game
Axis pulled Uno reverse card lol
It's funnier when you're on the losing side.
“There is moist from the sweat from my balls”
Now that is some English
How is Golden Always just being delt the bad hand like... perpetually depraved omg
The naval battles are soo snore for "some reason", like u sank 50 boats but u can literally rebuild that in a year, also why is every1 using carrier fighters, are they fixed in TFB now?
Now give me a massive Axis L to restore balance in the universe
If only GoT season 7 and 8 had such a good script...
Also parts of season 6
Time for my daily HoI4 brainrot
Love when bo plays Italy