Typical Band Instrument Stereotypes

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  • Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2014
  • A funny collection of our favorite stereotypes found in each of the sections in our high school band!
    Let us know in the comments what you have found to be your band's typical stereotypes :)
    Disclaimer : we know this might not be everyone's stereotypes, we just made this as a funny thing for our band!
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  • @LaurenBradleyVideos
    @LaurenBradleyVideos  4 года назад +417

    Lol hi so I know that we are missing mouth pieces and that we used the tuba for the euphonium part. Lowkey never expected this to blow up and its just us straight roasting our friends back in high-school. It's been incredibly hilarious over the years watching y'all come up with way better stereotypes than we did! This has received way more clout than it deserved lol. I just wanted to say thank you for watching!!
    Idk if anyone cares about this fact but I played the clarinet and the dude played the tuba :)

    • @Zonksmobile
      @Zonksmobile 3 года назад +4

      Lauren Bradley, I Am A Trumpet Player From Tennessee!!! I Agree With Some Of The Trumpet Stereotypes!!! 😁😁😁

    • @jazzybballs
      @jazzybballs 3 года назад +7

      I thought i was trippin that “euphonium” was huge compared to mine lol

    • @elliep9893
      @elliep9893 2 года назад +2

      I am a clarinet (and saxophone) player, too!! 😄🎷🎵

    • @RaulRodriguez-sc6fc
      @RaulRodriguez-sc6fc 2 года назад +2

      The tuba part is so true though😂

    • @skellysnipergaming182
      @skellysnipergaming182 2 года назад +1

      OMG, I SWEAR I JUST SAW MY BAND!!!!

  • @hannahp125
    @hannahp125 5 лет назад +2660

    Clarinets:
    SQUEAK! “That was me.”
    “My reed is chipped.”
    *hits clarinet on stand* “ouch”

    • @respysystem
      @respysystem 4 года назад +72

      I-
      No that's pretty accurate I've done that before

    • @Fluid_XD
      @Fluid_XD 4 года назад +32

      ok i have home room/1st period band so i am like really tired and i thought i was the only one that did this lol

    • @lem7384
      @lem7384 4 года назад +11

      bro this is accurate

    • @ac5027
      @ac5027 4 года назад +8

      Very true

    • @gracehenry6925
      @gracehenry6925 4 года назад +15

      I play the clairenet and that is accurate

  • @johncoyle8551
    @johncoyle8551 5 лет назад +1481

    The only way this could’ve been better is if instead telling percussion to play their part you said “everyone but percussion play”

    • @user-lu4xp7iv8c
      @user-lu4xp7iv8c 5 лет назад +32

      John Coyle LOL ACCURATE

    • @thegamingrogue
      @thegamingrogue 5 лет назад +11

      Suprising thing but in our school the percussion plays almost every time basically in a duet through quintet with the other sections

    • @JustJqy
      @JustJqy 4 года назад +29

      Legit I'm in class I be like BRUH I WANNA SHOW OFF LET ME PLAY

    • @GR38isawesome
      @GR38isawesome 4 года назад +18

      As a percussionist I can confirm this is true

    • @bilboteabaggins2734
      @bilboteabaggins2734 4 года назад +8

      BRO RIGHTTT

  • @schnibbleschnubble3819
    @schnibbleschnubble3819 4 года назад +867

    Bass clarinets: *not in the video*
    Bass clarinets every day: *forgotten*
    Me, a bass clarinet: ahahaha i get it

    • @sadduck1737
      @sadduck1737 4 года назад +25

      Agreed, the blacksiphone needs more attention

    • @zacharylarocque8158
      @zacharylarocque8158 4 года назад +9

      last year I was the only tuba player in a band with three bass clarinet players. you could hear me over all of them (no offense intended for bass clarinet players)

    • @Lyra0702
      @Lyra0702 4 года назад +13

      Oboe's in my experience are the most forgotten instruments in my bands

    • @PKcoach
      @PKcoach 4 года назад

      hahaHA

    • @HI9043
      @HI9043 4 года назад +7

      Lyra0702 lol try bassoon, at least y’all have the melody, half the time the band directors will forget to rehearse our parts

  • @hoottoad6492
    @hoottoad6492 4 года назад +799

    Bassoonists are basically non existent at this point. I’m the only bassoonist at my school which isn’t that great.

    • @speedytommy1733
      @speedytommy1733 4 года назад +10

      Same!

    • @monothepanda
      @monothepanda 4 года назад +34

      That’s true. People don’t consider bassoons. ;-;

    • @thebananaofnarnia
      @thebananaofnarnia 4 года назад +17

      Dude I’m trying to get my BD to get a bassoon I really wanna plAY IT

    • @nickroh.6088
      @nickroh.6088 4 года назад +10

      I feel your pain bro

    • @theseuskuchta6153
      @theseuskuchta6153 4 года назад +35

      Bassoons are actually really hard to play I should know I play the bassoon and let me tell you we are the crazy ones out of the band

  • @aikaterinejackson4119
    @aikaterinejackson4119 6 лет назад +1725

    Clarinets really just complain about their reeds

    • @abigails8507
      @abigails8507 6 лет назад +13

      Aikaterine Jackson sad but true lol

    • @honeybee4300
      @honeybee4300 6 лет назад +14

      Aikaterine Jackson no we dont

    • @aikaterinejackson4119
      @aikaterinejackson4119 6 лет назад +23

      yes we do. think about it.

    • @mifweamagiks9984
      @mifweamagiks9984 6 лет назад +49

      Aikaterine Jackson cause they always BREAK

    • @katecoman521
      @katecoman521 6 лет назад +28

      Aikaterine Jackson I'm a bass clarinet and we call ourselves the depressed shady bitches

  • @ArtemisPlaysGamez
    @ArtemisPlaysGamez 5 лет назад +1395

    flutes: exists
    band director: PLAY LOUDER

    • @wormthejay2851
      @wormthejay2851 4 года назад +3

      aRtymis 24 yes

    • @derpysheep5872
      @derpysheep5872 4 года назад +3

      aRtymis 24 but they can’t play loud

    • @letirz
      @letirz 4 года назад +51

      flutes: plays louder than usual
      band director: YOU GUYS NEED TO BE IN TUNE. U ALL SOUND REALLY GROSS AND UGLY. UR FLUTES UR NOT SUPPOSED TO SOUND UGLY

    • @asahi-3423
      @asahi-3423 4 года назад +24

      as a flute/piccolo, I agree with this statement.

    • @valerier3673
      @valerier3673 4 года назад +31

      For the low notes this is true. For high notes we can get out of control

  • @charlenewco
    @charlenewco 4 года назад +245

    “Your clarinet sounds weird... I don’t think it’s in tune.”
    Me: “It’s not a clarinet.”
    “You’re kidding, right?”
    “No.”
    “Then what is it?”
    “An oboe”
    *“A what?”*

    • @ravioliravioli118
      @ravioliravioli118 4 года назад +5

      Oof my best friend plays an oboe.. yup

    • @millieh6763
      @millieh6763 2 года назад +4

      Omg I'm the only oboe in my band, that's all I deal with

    • @vain614
      @vain614 2 года назад

      Me too

    • @Mackeca
      @Mackeca 2 года назад

      I have had that happen to me so many times

    • @arandomthing2489
      @arandomthing2489 2 года назад

      Me

  • @sfrn2321
    @sfrn2321 4 года назад +585

    “Trumpets only-Go!”
    *plays*
    “This is in piano, try again, quieter”
    *_No, no I don’t think I will._*

    • @troyandrade435
      @troyandrade435 4 года назад +2

      I play quiet..

    • @RavenLunatic517
      @RavenLunatic517 4 года назад +5

      @@troyandrade435 Congrats, do you want an award? /s/

    • @troyandrade435
      @troyandrade435 4 года назад +1

      @@RavenLunatic517 I'm just saying that not all trumpet players are idiots, you don't have to be a jerk... Seriously...

    • @asssmacked5943
      @asssmacked5943 4 года назад +4

      the quietest they can go is mezzoforte :l

    • @troyandrade435
      @troyandrade435 4 года назад +2

      @@asssmacked5943 I practice quiet a lot but it's difficult sometimes a don't use enough air and just blow air through my instrument...

  • @oddi_bun
    @oddi_bun 5 лет назад +1470

    as a trombone i can confirm we love to talk about the iraq war.

    • @dancerswithtalent4912
      @dancerswithtalent4912 5 лет назад +59

      The trombonists in my orchestras always make car sounds

    • @garrett3698
      @garrett3698 4 года назад +35

      Tromboners, lol.

    • @cadenthecucumber4778
      @cadenthecucumber4778 4 года назад +22

      The section leaders yell at me for talking about ww2

    • @lmnop6947
      @lmnop6947 4 года назад +15

      Lmao also my section makes weird noises by tapping the mouthpiece😅

    • @jonathonholtzclaw958
      @jonathonholtzclaw958 4 года назад +10

      Oddi-Bun me and my friend are just racing on our trombones

  • @domio5343
    @domio5343 7 лет назад +2423

    Trumpet personality was on point, but should've been playing louder and higher

    • @kleptozach411
      @kleptozach411 7 лет назад +77

      Domio yeah and they should have randomly started playing the Star Wars theme

    • @olivias4887
      @olivias4887 6 лет назад +32

      klepto zach. Yeah, or just blasting in general

    • @jazminewhite6012
      @jazminewhite6012 6 лет назад +35

      Domio I hate to agree because I play the trumpet but it's really true

    • @cpjh5528
      @cpjh5528 6 лет назад +42

      Jazmine White There are three types of trumpet players. The stereotype. The players who know they're bad and don't work to improve. Then the actually good players 😂

    • @jazminewhite6012
      @jazminewhite6012 6 лет назад +2

      Cpjh true that. 👍🏼

  • @sock7025
    @sock7025 4 года назад +556

    me, a saxophone,
    *" i ate my reed "*

    • @aubreyelliott6034
      @aubreyelliott6034 4 года назад +29

      Bro I actually swallowed part of my reed. I felt this

    • @aubreyelliott6034
      @aubreyelliott6034 4 года назад +7

      @@MikeyCelestine y e a h

    • @-kiwiflower3783
      @-kiwiflower3783 4 года назад +20

      ah yes, i also consume my reeds

    • @aubreyelliott6034
      @aubreyelliott6034 4 года назад +7

      @@-kiwiflower3783 don't we all at this point

    • @lillilo4323
      @lillilo4323 4 года назад +8

      My fellow saxophonist swallowed a piece of his Reed and he choked hahaha

  • @BeeSavior
    @BeeSavior 4 года назад +325

    Playing with spit in your french Horn is the worst oh my god

    • @thereckoningthot5807
      @thereckoningthot5807 4 года назад +32

      The ominous clicking sound of spit will forever haunt my dreams

    • @maddyterrell0
      @maddyterrell0 4 года назад +10

      Then, if your instrument doesn't have a spit valve, you either have to take all of the valves out and empty them individually or you have to spin your instrument around and around

    • @masonfarmer5014
      @masonfarmer5014 4 года назад +9

      Ya haha and people are weirded out when I am practically taking my instrument apart to get spit out

    • @woodland2808
      @woodland2808 4 года назад +3

      Agreed, then the annoyance of dumping it out

    • @Maurice_nex
      @Maurice_nex 4 года назад +2

      beesavior I know how you feel

  • @AcStudios4
    @AcStudios4 6 лет назад +1645

    For my school the Sax's are just almost always playing careless whisper
    And the flutes are snakes

    • @awkwardvulpix3085
      @awkwardvulpix3085 6 лет назад +27

      Lol, you must come to my school then xD

    • @milehin333
      @milehin333 6 лет назад +39

      RIGHT! the saxes at my school also play 7 nation army

    • @adankpenguin7713
      @adankpenguin7713 6 лет назад +21

      I'm a percussionist but I have a sax just so that I can play careless whisper lol

    • @noname8354
      @noname8354 6 лет назад +8

      All the saxes in my band hate it except me

    • @JOEMAMA-te3ru
      @JOEMAMA-te3ru 5 лет назад +30

      I'm an Alto, all we do is talk about Vines and memes
      And all the flutes are Instagram™ snakes
      And the clarinets don't play, yet they use 5 reeds a day

  • @Tuesday531
    @Tuesday531 6 лет назад +581

    0/10 sax didn't play Careless Whisper

    • @noname8354
      @noname8354 6 лет назад +12

      Timothy James how could he play it without a mouthpiece?

    • @karapetrich303
      @karapetrich303 5 лет назад

      Trueee

    • @ryanlucey785
      @ryanlucey785 5 лет назад

      Omggg trueee

    • @Error-4O4
      @Error-4O4 5 лет назад +5

      Our band teacher had to ban careless whisper because people were playing that during rests

    • @flashnrt
      @flashnrt 5 лет назад +3

      Why do people think that’s all we do?!!!! I hate it! We play other stuff too, ya know! Like epic sax guy, um... tequila, um... actually that’s about it.
      Except me, I play tenor sax, and me and my low brass buds play megalovania, crab rave, once me and my friend who plays pretty much every (low) brass instrument went to the commons at our school and he followed people around playing the following fat people thing (until our band director came and got mad at us)... um there’s more, but I can’t really think of them

  • @Fluid_XD
    @Fluid_XD 4 года назад +138

    band teacher: alright class be quite
    the two kids in the back haing a full drum set wile all the rest have snares : Oh So YoU wAnA pLaY tEqUiLa ?!?!

  • @jessiwats27
    @jessiwats27 4 года назад +132

    Percussion:
    •STOP HITTING ME WITH THE MALLETS
    •WHERES THE TRIANGLEEEEEE
    •YOUR NOT ROLLING RIGHT
    •* goofs off when band teachers talking *
    * accidentally hits mallet on bells * sorry * •goes to stop it with mallet hand * * hits it again * SORRY

    • @marisaoickle7461
      @marisaoickle7461 4 года назад +6

      as a percussionist, this... this is what we do.

    • @edmnerd8105
      @edmnerd8105 4 года назад +1

      BRUHHHH SO TRUE!!!!!!

    • @huffytun2340
      @huffytun2340 4 года назад +1

      Can you save comments?

    • @mysticcow9621
      @mysticcow9621 4 года назад +2

      I did that thing with the bells today it was quiet then I accidentally hit it, and legit everyone looked back at me ;-;

    • @untitledtitle_9228
      @untitledtitle_9228 4 года назад

      Nope

  • @shgh2695
    @shgh2695 6 лет назад +1625

    Clarinet stereotypes
    MOOOOOMMM!!!
    Yea?
    I need money for reeds!!!

  • @madeline8616
    @madeline8616 6 лет назад +694

    as a percussionist I can confirm I don’t do anything most of the practice

    • @kamilee4123
      @kamilee4123 6 лет назад +25

      Maddie I know right half of practice is just waiting for everyone to play the right notes and in tune which we don't have a problem with.

    • @adankpenguin7713
      @adankpenguin7713 6 лет назад +6

      Same but when I do play I get yelled at for playing incorrectly:(

    • @mrs.burrito5393
      @mrs.burrito5393 5 лет назад

      trashgal yeah

    • @jojoyoyo1723
      @jojoyoyo1723 5 лет назад +7

      Tbh half the time there isn't a percussion part so my director just adds random stuff in, half the time I don't play lol

    • @donnie7013
      @donnie7013 5 лет назад +13

      Director: We're gonna set by set and chunk the show.
      Percussion: f u c k

  • @4rivers4
    @4rivers4 4 года назад +101

    Clarinet stereotypes
    "Squidward"
    Reeds

    • @arandomshark2667
      @arandomshark2667 4 года назад +6

      You have no idea how many times I have been asked if I play like squidward

    • @arandomshark2667
      @arandomshark2667 3 года назад

      @@az.e1618
      It's ok, if you play good, you play good, ya

    • @arandomshark2667
      @arandomshark2667 3 года назад

      @@az.e1618
      Np
      I've been playing clarinet for 4.5+ years
      I still love it and I'm glad you enjoy your instrument too

    • @misery_fell
      @misery_fell 3 года назад +1

      me: *proceeds to squeak intentionally and play meme songs the entire period to piss off my director*

    • @shylaskye
      @shylaskye 3 года назад

      yes

  • @yoshiyahoo1552
    @yoshiyahoo1552 4 года назад +64

    I was honored that the French horn went first, and immediately disappointed

    • @dcallendar7294
      @dcallendar7294 4 года назад +2

      I literally cringed hearing it

    • @jessecastor2579
      @jessecastor2579 4 года назад +2

      Same man same

    • @kammiewilson8321
      @kammiewilson8321 4 года назад

      Yoshiyahoo same. I’ve never heard a French horn sound this bad😖

    • @user-vy8dr5hp1s
      @user-vy8dr5hp1s 2 года назад

      I'm the only Double French horn player at my school the others are single horn players we all suck-

  • @mharney423
    @mharney423 7 лет назад +246

    I find it weird how accurately this depicts rehearsals....

  • @snowraven3069
    @snowraven3069 5 лет назад +771

    “Euphoniums play your part”
    **has a flickin tuba**

    • @korispencer9201
      @korispencer9201 4 года назад +9

      swear

    • @plasmakid4762
      @plasmakid4762 4 года назад +42

      I got slightly mad as a tuba player

    • @korispencer9201
      @korispencer9201 4 года назад +3

      @_abby flaherty88_ same

    • @mdbjackson5377
      @mdbjackson5377 4 года назад +2

      @_abby flaherty88_ same but in my case I am french horn and it is with the clarinets and saxophones

    • @RavenLunatic517
      @RavenLunatic517 4 года назад +17

      That's kinda the opposite for me XD I'm a Baritone/Euphonium and half the time I'm the only one in the band, but we have 2 tubas so they usually get to play

  • @NoVaOnYT01
    @NoVaOnYT01 4 года назад +90

    In case you don’t get the basson part... The joke is that the basson is so ducking quiet

    • @yvonne5931
      @yvonne5931 4 года назад +5

      DrNoVa you speaking French? It’s spelled bassoon.

    • @ralphyarl7346
      @ralphyarl7346 4 года назад

      There isn’t even bass clarinet though

    • @morganbarnum1028
      @morganbarnum1028 4 года назад

      I don’t think so because the euphonium part was just the same

    • @RealTimeFun
      @RealTimeFun 4 года назад +1

      @@morganbarnum1028 The euphonium joke was that he had a tuba instead.

    • @pretzel2545
      @pretzel2545 Год назад +2

      @@morganbarnum1028 they weren’t the same because on the bassoon they press buttons with it in their mouth but the other one shows them about to put it in their mouth

  • @arianajazlene7508
    @arianajazlene7508 4 года назад +68

    Oboe and bassoons can relate:
    When you chip or break a reed and you have a whole mental breakdown cause they took forever to make or they were really expensive $25 dollars expensive
    They break so easily it is not even funny

    • @RyleeJ-wt5ve
      @RyleeJ-wt5ve 4 года назад

      Yesss

    • @honeydewmelan445
      @honeydewmelan445 4 года назад +6

      HONESTLY THOUGH!!!!
      It’s kinda crazy how easily they break!! Like, you don’t notice, but all of a sudden you can’t play, and it’s like “oh what my reeds cracked when did that happen this one’s only like negative two days old”

    • @Edgbear
      @Edgbear 4 года назад +1

      Yeesss, I’m an a oboe

    • @arianajazlene7508
      @arianajazlene7508 4 года назад

      LPS Hydra how long have you been playing

    • @arianajazlene7508
      @arianajazlene7508 4 года назад

      LPS Hydra I have been playing for almost a year now

  • @dianaarcher8454
    @dianaarcher8454 6 лет назад +302

    I have one kid in each section in my band that fits each of their stereotypes 😂

    • @Sle3plessNights
      @Sle3plessNights 6 лет назад

      Diana Archer
      Don't we all? X3

    • @MittensZora
      @MittensZora 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @akib5257
      @akib5257 5 лет назад +2

      Lol. The only one for my band that didn’t really fit was our oboe. Cuz that’s me and I’m usually in tune when I go tune.

    • @thegamingrogue
      @thegamingrogue 5 лет назад

      I have one kid that fits every stereotype on different days

    • @swiftieizzy13
      @swiftieizzy13 2 года назад

      same! i’m the oboe in my band and i’m normally in tune. also not most of these stereotypes are in my band. the flutes trumpets and french horns are not like that at all.

  • @zad9760
    @zad9760 6 лет назад +611

    The saxophone didnt even have a mouthpiece

    • @foxtatertot
      @foxtatertot 5 лет назад +12

      Yeah that bothered me too.

    • @emery6049
      @emery6049 5 лет назад +11

      Same with the oboe

    • @mercury7235
      @mercury7235 5 лет назад +10

      Because they were just borrowing it to make this and they don't really play those instruments and didn't want to dirty them because others use them

    • @ashagalvan4500
      @ashagalvan4500 5 лет назад

      Sounds about right

    • @Danny-ls7hb
      @Danny-ls7hb 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao. Its just cuz they are always having trouble with their instruments.

  • @hotkoolaid_1651
    @hotkoolaid_1651 4 года назад +67

    I want to know what this would sound like if the whole “band” actually played the whole piece

  • @andrewm5471
    @andrewm5471 4 года назад +44

    As a bassoonist I feel pretty proud

  • @irisvea6001
    @irisvea6001 6 лет назад +366

    Personally, I don't act like that flute... But it very accurately represents the people in my section.

    • @lynnlo
      @lynnlo 5 лет назад +1

      Ye

    • @pancakes4322
      @pancakes4322 5 лет назад +5

      Lolol same here

    • @user-oc2by1bw3g
      @user-oc2by1bw3g 5 лет назад

      A Wild PotterLocked Whovian Has Appeared! I sense a hypocrisy here

    • @kenny8150
      @kenny8150 5 лет назад +1

      How did this thread turn into people fighting over clarinets and trumpets...?? Literally every school is different. Also, why does someone even have to be better? Can we not just all be polite since we all obviously love band?

    • @Mica_T
      @Mica_T 5 лет назад +2

      I agree that flutes do talk a lot.

  • @fionna32gaming46
    @fionna32gaming46 5 лет назад +1319

    reed breaks in half
    Me: *GODDANGIT I CHIPPED MY REED*
    Clarinetists relate?

  • @huntinghunter1001
    @huntinghunter1001 4 года назад +20

    I like how Bassoons just do what they’re told and don’t complain. But as a Bassoon myself I can confirm that this is true.

  • @hannah4199
    @hannah4199 4 года назад +34

    Clarinets:
    Band Director- “put on your reeds now”
    Me (clarinetist) “PSST!! Can I borrow a reed? Mine is chipped.”

    • @whosazalia
      @whosazalia 4 года назад +4

      Ayee Clarinet gang

    • @mabelcedeno7024
      @mabelcedeno7024 4 года назад +1

      • No One here • YEAHHH

    • @hannah4199
      @hannah4199 4 года назад

      Madison Sweeting
      “Pretty” underrated? We are so underrated, it’s insane

    • @farmervillager8651
      @farmervillager8651 4 года назад +1

      Here, have the mystery reed

    • @hannah4199
      @hannah4199 4 года назад

      Farmer Villager You have some how made this very creepy 🤣🤣🤣

  • @grayvetrain
    @grayvetrain 7 лет назад +465

    I play percussion and all I can say is
    That was 100% accurate

    • @umber1301
      @umber1301 6 лет назад

      Grayson White I

    • @jacksonbryant9054
      @jacksonbryant9054 6 лет назад +5

      Grayson White true expect if they were pecking it would have been 110% accurate

    • @emilysolomon9039
      @emilysolomon9039 6 лет назад +6

      No. My percussion is ALWAYS PLAYING

    • @3ki3ra3
      @3ki3ra3 6 лет назад +3

      We are always being loud and can never sit still lmao

    • @obi-wankenobi4301
      @obi-wankenobi4301 5 лет назад +1

      The complete opposite of my Drumline

  • @kiwisamara4547
    @kiwisamara4547 6 лет назад +122

    The saxaphones: u hit me with ur bass clarinet
    The bass clarinets: suck it up and deal with it

    • @jakebramhall3479
      @jakebramhall3479 5 лет назад

      Kiwi Samara that’s not the worst of it. My friend had a low C that a tenor sax broke by putting her instrument ON his. She still hasn’t paid for the repairs.

    • @emc246
      @emc246 5 лет назад

      @@jakebramhall3479 Don't worry, not all tenors are bad people. We're usually at least more normal than the altos.

    • @writingwizard4227
      @writingwizard4227 5 лет назад

      EM11212 I can confirm that is true

    • @mollysummerrock3916
      @mollysummerrock3916 5 лет назад

      I’m a bass clarinet and that’s my life with the saxophones and this one kid I accidentally hit him every class and he is like that

    • @mollysummerrock3916
      @mollysummerrock3916 5 лет назад

      succulent recc how mean

  • @zrxys6423
    @zrxys6423 4 года назад +24

    Them alto saxophones in the back:QUIET *Plays random meme song*

    • @4head628
      @4head628 4 года назад

      totally relate

    • @glitchallieplayz230
      @glitchallieplayz230 3 года назад

      Pretty much, I'm a flute,but marching band season all I could hear was we are number one, megalovania, and the Russian anthem, lol I love them

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 года назад

      Honestly that’s more the trumpets at my school. The saxes, me included, just mess around a lot but somehow still play better than the clarinets

  • @spookree5835
    @spookree5835 4 года назад +178

    The only accurate one was the saxophones
    As a flute, none of us are like that but I will say that none of us actually play because no one can hear us

    • @llamabox3047
      @llamabox3047 4 года назад +17

      I am a saxophone and I dont think that is all correct we have a try hard in my saxophone group and only one person in my section hits on people lol but a few of us know meme song but not really Careless Whispers though lol

    • @spookree5835
      @spookree5835 4 года назад +12

      Llama box
      My saxophone section is mainly boys who think they’re all that matters

    • @llamabox3047
      @llamabox3047 4 года назад +3

      Lol I feel bad for you dang

    • @letirz
      @letirz 4 года назад +5

      flutes are like the background of the melody, its there to add volume but u cant hear us for shit

    • @pikuijgh
      @pikuijgh 4 года назад +4

      Excuse me?
      I play careless whisper

  • @stacyk123
    @stacyk123 5 лет назад +261

    Trombones.
    *General gossip and current events.*
    "Trombones, play your part."
    "Oh, we actually get to play today?
    Wait where are we? Crap, hey can I borrow some oil?."
    "25...2...3...4.. 26...2...3... 4...27...2...3....... shit I lost count! Dude what number are we on?"

    • @madison_life_lol3160
      @madison_life_lol3160 4 года назад +3

      Stacy Koopmann this is so accurate

    • @letrombone3683
      @letrombone3683 4 года назад +9

      @@madison_life_lol3160 Yeah... frickin 50 measures of counting the rests to play 3 notes. One time we got up and went for a cofee.

    • @games4nerds777
      @games4nerds777 4 года назад +1

      Sounds so accurate

    • @vampkillr
      @vampkillr 4 года назад

      Stacy Koopmann BAHA

    • @emilysilvernail4769
      @emilysilvernail4769 4 года назад +2

      I'm sorry this is so beautiful but I can't like it. It's at 69. *please understand*

  • @crystalcat5634
    @crystalcat5634 5 лет назад +149

    as a bassoon im just happy someone included us. we mostly just get overlooked

    • @hoottoad6492
      @hoottoad6492 4 года назад +8

      Fr I’m like the only bassoonist at my high school and my director will forget I have the same part as another section and I’ll just sit there like “...aight then”

    • @Guardianbassoonist
      @Guardianbassoonist 2 года назад +2

      @@hoottoad6492 ikr then I just don’t play and justify it with, “but you didn’t tell me to!”

    • @thomassmith0009
      @thomassmith0009 2 года назад +2

      By some freak of nature my high school managed to have three good bassoonists and the band director just went ham on making the band bigger

    • @crystalcat5634
      @crystalcat5634 2 года назад +1

      @@hoottoad6492 bruhh- it’s been two years and I’m just remembering this comment. But facts like my director I had this year, never remember that me and the bari sax played the same parts as some other instruments and we always got the least reps

    • @crystalcat5634
      @crystalcat5634 2 года назад +1

      @@thomassmith0009 my 7th grade year I had 3 bassoons as well lmao…I made the adv. band at my middle school…kinda small band with three bassoons…I miss not being the only player

  • @jackdeane5738
    @jackdeane5738 4 года назад +77

    Me, a trumpet player, when the sax next to me is playing louder than me:
    “Jesus! Play softer! I am clearly superior!”

    • @Chrisnvmiss
      @Chrisnvmiss 4 года назад +5

      Haha a trumpet next to me is also like this. ( I am also a saxophone) what a coincidence

    • @viaazx69
      @viaazx69 4 года назад +5

      the flutes are extremely annoyed when the sax's r *tOo lOuD*

    • @Leisy_Bear
      @Leisy_Bear 4 года назад +2

      I agree with this as a fellow trumpet player in the back next to the saxophones

    • @zeezeroevents
      @zeezeroevents 4 года назад +1

      Ase a saxaphone this is so true

  • @ericaa.7933
    @ericaa.7933 4 года назад +11

    Me as a clarinet player on my last reed that’s already dead:
    *this is fine*

  • @Personnamedhunter
    @Personnamedhunter 7 лет назад +578

    I feel like saxes act a bit weirder. Should have been wearing everything backwards or something.

    • @mylesjohnson9814
      @mylesjohnson9814 7 лет назад +30

      He should have been louder and been saying something about a broken reed

    • @xiaicecream2464
      @xiaicecream2464 6 лет назад +13

      ThePeacefulForest
      Yes... I play alto
      The reed brand I use is so fragile I hate it xd

    • @mylesjohnson9814
      @mylesjohnson9814 6 лет назад +1

      Mi Mi The Dragon if you don't use Vandoren reeds I would recommend them I play bari but my friends that play alto use them and they have fairly good durability and they have never done me wrong yet

    • @mylesjohnson9814
      @mylesjohnson9814 6 лет назад

      Specifically blue box btw

    • @carly7859
      @carly7859 6 лет назад +10

      lol I'm a girls alto sax player
      We usually just pretend we know Shît, and jam out in random Jazzy pieces

  • @zephyrtheoctoling2068
    @zephyrtheoctoling2068 5 лет назад +47

    I like how I play flute sax and trombone but I’m literally a clarinet 😂

    • @huntermashburn7217
      @huntermashburn7217 4 года назад

      Zephyr The Octoling lol. I play bb clarinet bass clarinet ukulele violin and trumpet but im literally percussion.

  • @jimthejam4427
    @jimthejam4427 4 года назад +16

    In my school
    Flutes: VSCOs, don't pay attention
    Clarinets: care about their music
    Saxophones: playing careless whisper
    Tuba: blocks everyone's way when assembling
    Trumpets: always making a small group practicing music
    Trombones: meme lords:
    Oboe: practice one note at a time
    Bassoon: literal god at music
    Alto sax: can play their music like nothing
    Percussion: roasting gods

    • @marissacarter8981
      @marissacarter8981 4 года назад +1

      why is this so true??

    • @jimthejam4427
      @jimthejam4427 4 года назад

      @@marissacarter8981 😂

    • @ka1ebsauce
      @ka1ebsauce 4 года назад

      tubas/sousas are the most inconvenient instruments of the band, to ourselves and others.

    • @ariannagorbet6674
      @ariannagorbet6674 3 года назад

      Then there is me, a young bassoon fan who supports everyone in the band

    • @senk5946
      @senk5946 3 года назад

      Then theres us euphoniums that just kind of play

  • @zackwallace4873
    @zackwallace4873 5 лет назад +264

    Euphonium part was pretty on point. We don't bitch about anything.
    But that was a tuba

  • @tmmytm
    @tmmytm 5 лет назад +203

    Percussion! Play your part! *Plays of tempo and too loud*

    • @arizmack6341
      @arizmack6341 4 года назад +12

      Or doesn’t get to play the entire time

    • @andrewm5471
      @andrewm5471 4 года назад +1

      *off

    • @jacksonsharpe145
      @jacksonsharpe145 4 года назад +7

      As a percussionist, I'm offended.

    • @untitledtitle_9228
      @untitledtitle_9228 4 года назад

      My school’s percussion is amazing and behaved

    • @jacksonsharpe145
      @jacksonsharpe145 4 года назад +1

      @@untitledtitle_9228 As the "leader" of all 4 of us, I think were pretty good.

  • @xovirginiaox3564
    @xovirginiaox3564 4 года назад +72

    i’m pretty sure the saxophone didn’t have a mouth piece 😂

  • @caseyl563
    @caseyl563 4 года назад +51

    Does that guy just play every brass instrument known to man

    • @Bella04849
      @Bella04849 4 года назад +1

      bro man12345678 I mean, brass isn’t the only type of wind instrument. Bassoon, Oboe, saxophone, flute, and English horn are all Woodwind which were in the video, minus English Horn.

    • @LaurenBradleyVideos
      @LaurenBradleyVideos  4 года назад +1

      No he only plays tuba, we just grabbed every instrument after school that we could out of storage to make this :)

  • @whyareyouhere4224
    @whyareyouhere4224 6 лет назад +151

    should’ve made the saxaphones playing careless whispers then the teacher saying that’s not the song

    • @sleepingdragons57
      @sleepingdragons57 5 лет назад +4

      I have two saxes that just randomly play the Soviet Russia anthem and we are number one and recently started working on the Rocky theme and I just dont understand where they have the time to learn these songs.

  • @ethanayala822
    @ethanayala822 6 лет назад +66

    Modern trumpet players: "REALEASE THE MEMES!!!"

  • @tonybrizuela4200
    @tonybrizuela4200 4 года назад +8

    The euphonium in the back would probably be talking about anime

  • @fallisolation9405
    @fallisolation9405 4 года назад +7

    everyone else: BUT I DONT WANNA!!!
    Bassoons: yea sure no problem mate,

  • @sarahvatalaro1066
    @sarahvatalaro1066 5 лет назад +25

    The tuba player in my band has a running record of how many times he’s fallen asleep in a rehearsal or concert
    The total is at like 5 now

  • @juliajohnson8844
    @juliajohnson8844 6 лет назад +679

    They got the clarinet all wrong, we are happy to play our part! We just get bored while waiting for the rest of the band 'cough trumpets cough' to get their parts right.

    • @okamiow4856
      @okamiow4856 6 лет назад +28

      Siberian Tiger it just depends what kind of trumpets you’re dealing with, I play trumpet but I practice and pay attention while the saxophones and other trumpets talk all clads

    • @lilythatcher8836
      @lilythatcher8836 6 лет назад +8

      Siberian Tiger THANK YOU

    • @CKatieM
      @CKatieM 6 лет назад +7

      Yes! Exactly!

    • @ren3212
      @ren3212 6 лет назад +33

      Siberian Tiger what is the deal with clarinets hating trumpets 😂 we are better! Your just mad cuz clarinets are quiet and never the main instrument! (Not trying to be super aggressive)

    • @evii7912
      @evii7912 6 лет назад +1

      Siberian Tiger accurate

  • @taylorh638
    @taylorh638 4 года назад +3

    our band directors would dEstRoY us if we ever made those noises in our instruments-

    • @LaurenBradleyVideos
      @LaurenBradleyVideos  4 года назад +1

      I'm glad we never showed this to our director he would have KILLED us

  • @madelinezhang9693
    @madelinezhang9693 4 года назад +8

    As a bassoonist, I can say that we are very behaved

  • @laytonrosen3656
    @laytonrosen3656 8 лет назад +427

    But that wasn't a euphonium...

  • @Kenna002
    @Kenna002 5 лет назад +9

    Wow, I loved the Bass Clarinet one. So accurate. Really represents how we’re always forgotten about. 😂👌🏻

  • @yuverao
    @yuverao 4 года назад +9

    Hi I’m a random bassoonist coming through.. we aren’t that easygoing

  • @delimellark664
    @delimellark664 4 года назад +13

    “French horns play your part”
    *The person makes the same sound as the person who ruins the reputation of the small group that is the French horns*
    *all the other French horns giving dirty looks*
    Band teacher
    “FRENCH HORNS SHUT UP AND STOP PUFIFN AND CONECT THE SOUNDS YOU ARROGANT POMEGRANATES.”
    *more dirty looks to the person ruining the French horn part*

  • @MelodyMaestroMarco
    @MelodyMaestroMarco 5 лет назад +81

    As a bassoonist, I laughed so hard at that! Also loved the flutes because that’s hilariously true!

  • @Ethan-sg8ig
    @Ethan-sg8ig 7 лет назад +81

    i play bassoon and was really hyped to see what u had to offer. enough said.

  • @emilysilvernail4769
    @emilysilvernail4769 4 года назад +5

    As a euphonium, I feel so unrepresented and represented at the same time

    • @emmagrace9697
      @emmagrace9697 4 года назад

      Same

    • @palmyraarzaga9828
      @palmyraarzaga9828 4 года назад

      And the directors keep calling us "baritones" Sheesh.

    • @ryyyan4795
      @ryyyan4795 4 года назад

      I mean, there are differences-baritones are the smaller one between the trombone and the euphonium, and the euphonium is the one between the trombone and tuba, and is bigger-but no one really cares or notices.

  • @natmcveigh3904
    @natmcveigh3904 4 года назад +21

    I laughed way to hard at the bassoon one (as a bari player, I double the bassoons 24/7 and yet I have not yet heard them.)

    • @Guardianbassoonist
      @Guardianbassoonist 2 года назад

      I play bassoon and I get that a lot😅 I’m like “omg I screwed that up so badly!” And everyone’s like bro wdym it sounded the same

    • @phinhowe9769
      @phinhowe9769 2 года назад

      As a bassoonist, can confirm, we are constantly drowned out by one of two sections:
      A: The blasting brass players(usually trumpets)
      B: The tenor saxophones that sometimes double our parts, but "quiet" is not a word in their vocabulary, especially when the dynamic marking is "ppppppppppp".

  • @plasticdinosaurs7893
    @plasticdinosaurs7893 5 лет назад +38

    As an oboe that was painful... they didnt even have a reed and oboe is one of the hardest instruments to play in tune but alot of it has to do with how far the reed is pushed in.. also i feel like the oboe stareo type is general akwardness

    • @swiftieizzy13
      @swiftieizzy13 2 года назад +2

      yeah it is, and i am anything but awkward in band lol

  • @lenaz5217
    @lenaz5217 5 лет назад +7

    I like that the oboe didn't even play

  • @Jaxzul_Blue
    @Jaxzul_Blue 4 года назад +2

    The trombone one is so me because I LOVE to gliss with my trombone

  • @aaronpatten7310
    @aaronpatten7310 3 года назад +9

    As a tuba player, I feel this on a spiritual level.

  • @sedonaernest3851
    @sedonaernest3851 5 лет назад +23

    As a bassoon, i agree this is accurate
    Also all the saxes at my school only play the soviet national anthem, and thats it. It drives everyone nuts

  • @andromedawilkinson4548
    @andromedawilkinson4548 5 лет назад +9

    Also the oboe stereotype is
    MOM I NEED 15 DOLLARS
    WHY
    FOR MY REED
    FOR HOW MANY REEDS?
    ONE
    WHAT!?!?!!?!?
    this is why oboe players are broke

  • @zacharyarnold7985
    @zacharyarnold7985 5 лет назад +3

    Thank you for sharing the tuba struggle 😔

  • @avapellot8140
    @avapellot8140 4 года назад +3

    Trombone stereotype:
    WHERE IS MY SLIDE OIL!!!!!
    Euphonium and Tuba stereotype:
    WHERE IS MY MOUTH PEICE!!!!!!!!

  • @ItsThatMarioKid1
    @ItsThatMarioKid1 9 лет назад +192

    XD that flute xD

    • @theroleplaypack
      @theroleplaypack 6 лет назад +3

      It’s so accurate tho. I’m a flutist and my teacher(I’m in middle school) is ALWAYS yelling at the flutes to play.

    • @xiomararaffaele8560
      @xiomararaffaele8560 6 лет назад

      The Roleplay Pack see that was the opposite for us, as flutes we just constantly played and we had to be told not to play

    • @carolrao9613
      @carolrao9613 5 лет назад

      My band teacher is usually yelling at the trumpets and clarinets to play.Prob different for all bands.

    • @assiramsedivaneb8614
      @assiramsedivaneb8614 5 лет назад

      Honestly for my school it’s not, we just talk a little, while the teacher helps some instruments *cough* trumpets*cough* get their shit together and play right

    • @timroebuck3458
      @timroebuck3458 5 лет назад

      Euphonium don't usually get asked to play their part. They're usually ignored.

  • @josephcarden6778
    @josephcarden6778 7 лет назад +54

    I can only speak for Tuba and Trombone, but they are accurate.

    • @cadehorn4139
      @cadehorn4139 6 лет назад +3

      Joseph Carden Tuba is painfully accurate

    • @nicholastrombone9899
      @nicholastrombone9899 6 лет назад +5

      No the Trombone player is awful

    • @hner7794
      @hner7794 6 лет назад +3

      thats true, we should have been the talkative ones who always play with their slide and keep dropping their mouthpiece and forget things

    • @phoebejones3814
      @phoebejones3814 6 лет назад +3

      the trombone one isn't that accurate

    • @TheRandomWolf
      @TheRandomWolf 5 лет назад +2

      Joseph Carden I play Tuba and it’s so accurate..

  • @honey-gguk7931
    @honey-gguk7931 4 года назад +6

    1:42 I feel attacked, lmao, but we are also really crackheaded

  • @picturemethis7780
    @picturemethis7780 3 года назад +13

    As a percussionist I can say that we... never play. My friend and I could walk to the store qnd back without our director noticing 🤣

  • @PraniniUrMommi
    @PraniniUrMommi 5 лет назад +4

    Percussion play ur parts
    Percs: wait what song
    Wait what measure
    Wait, where am I

  • @aubreeortega4388
    @aubreeortega4388 5 лет назад +7

    flutes:wait what
    band direction:flutes play your part
    flutes: wait what
    band director: FLUTES
    flutes: omg no way
    band director: FLUTES FLUTES FLUTES

  • @netodude3
    @netodude3 4 года назад +2

    Low Brass: "I don't have my mouthpiece. Someone took it."

  • @hugosalinas8108
    @hugosalinas8108 4 года назад +5

    I’m a trumpet player and this is really accurate and I’m scared

  • @evakennedy4531
    @evakennedy4531 5 лет назад +11

    Clarinet was literally up to date but just instead of sunglasses replace them with clout goggles XD

  • @Raven-ct6bi
    @Raven-ct6bi 5 лет назад +5

    Percussionist:
    *anything weird, stupid, amazing, and flashy*
    What the band thinks percussionist do:
    TATATATATIGGATATATIGATTATAAT. BOOM BOOM CRASH WEEEEOW WEEEOW LELELELELELELELELELELRL HOIHOIHOIH CRASH.
    I’m a percussionist. I should know. 😂👌

  • @danloner8020
    @danloner8020 2 года назад +4

    I'm not a tuba (baritone) but the counting is the most accurate thing I've ever seen

  • @user-cu7yn7jg6x
    @user-cu7yn7jg6x 17 дней назад +1

    "Euphoniums play your part."
    Euphonium: okay-
    Me a euphonium: fair enough

  • @maxicum
    @maxicum 5 лет назад +5

    The trombone is wrong, I usually just complain about not having anything good to play and complain about it being to hard if I do have anything.
    "I caNT plAy thaT ITs tO fASt"

    • @yeetmeinahole7566
      @yeetmeinahole7566 5 лет назад

      As a bass clarinet/Bari sax player, this is relatable as hell

  • @HS-mn6jc
    @HS-mn6jc 6 лет назад +13

    Just the fact that bassoons got a chance in a video like this made my day. And yeah, you got us down perfectly lmao

  • @kalebbrown9146
    @kalebbrown9146 2 года назад +2

    As a trombonist, I feel very called out.

  • @ilikerocks8766
    @ilikerocks8766 2 года назад +2

    As a Tuba I can confirm that we do nothing but count numbers and play low.

  • @shishtarshook3937
    @shishtarshook3937 5 лет назад +32

    Once again the bass clarinets are left out smh😭

    • @jamesthomas9115
      @jamesthomas9115 4 года назад

      Ikr

    • @ralphyarl7346
      @ralphyarl7346 4 года назад

      Yes.

    • @samf1378
      @samf1378 4 года назад

      Bass clarinets are with the clarinets, same as bari sax is with the altos

    • @Edgbear
      @Edgbear 4 года назад +1

      Hello, as an oboe I’m also forgotten, I think my BD forgot I exist

    • @LaurenBradleyVideos
      @LaurenBradleyVideos  4 года назад

      my bad bro

  • @morgankujawa2004
    @morgankujawa2004 7 лет назад +211

    The flutes wasn't even close to me. I'm the opposite. #TeamFlute

    • @howmanypaiges
      @howmanypaiges 6 лет назад +7

      Syreen Drew I'm a flute by I act like the trumpet

    • @jeremiahroberts5068
      @jeremiahroberts5068 6 лет назад +1

      Neither am I! #TeamFlute

    • @caitlynafflerbach4215
      @caitlynafflerbach4215 6 лет назад +3

      The flute stereotype was nothing like me, also

    • @ShinySylviee
      @ShinySylviee 6 лет назад +19

      In my school the flutes are the quiet innocent ones until the band director isn't around. Next thing you know we're talking about excorsiscm and weed brownies xD

    • @morgankujawa2004
      @morgankujawa2004 6 лет назад +1

      Mimiwarriors we had a concert the other day and now I fear my section. They wanted to have sex with a band director and i was dying cause the band director was married. I took a sick day the day after cause i threw up cause of them

  • @viaazx69
    @viaazx69 4 года назад +2

    as a bisexual saxophonist, I can confirm I do this mentally.

  • @diana-lk7qw
    @diana-lk7qw 4 года назад +2

    i mean, the not in tune part is kinda accurate but the “yeah, i’m totally in tune” if i’m not in tune during warm ups, i feel like i’ve failed as an oboe player

  • @cherryred1012
    @cherryred1012 5 лет назад +3

    As a bassoon player i can confirm that we act like that. :3 💓

    • @hoottoad6492
      @hoottoad6492 4 года назад +2

      Finally a fellow bassoon player

  • @what7643
    @what7643 5 лет назад +5

    3:54 ¡tHaTs NoT a EuPhOnIuM!

  • @magpiemaggie8082
    @magpiemaggie8082 4 года назад +2

    TROMBONES ARE NOT LIKE THAT! we do it with our eyes closed 😅

  • @disneyfun8208
    @disneyfun8208 3 года назад +2

    What are the odds that somebody in my MS with a silver trumpet actually sits with their leg up like that 😂

  • @sebclax5073
    @sebclax5073 5 лет назад +3

    honestly the bassoon one is so true

  • @laurennielson3061
    @laurennielson3061 5 лет назад +12

    Clarinets at my school are like the teachers pets😂🤙

    • @lorettatroyer4151
      @lorettatroyer4151 4 года назад +1

      Its basicly the 2nd row in my band class which is made up of clarinets and trumpets (im a clarinet :>)

    • @glitchallieplayz230
      @glitchallieplayz230 3 года назад

      I'm a flute,in my school we are the pets lol

    • @brekfestwithcats5101
      @brekfestwithcats5101 3 года назад

      The saxes ( my instrument)are the pets in mine

  • @alexnicole6345
    @alexnicole6345 4 года назад +10

    Clarinets say they have it hard when it comes to reeds I just broke 10 in one band practice

    • @alexnicole6345
      @alexnicole6345 4 года назад +1

      Btw I’m a tenor sax

    • @zerandomperson856
      @zerandomperson856 3 года назад

      @@alexnicole6345 I have a friend who plays tenor sax and when they chip a reed they keep it just in case their currently good one chips. One day our band class went on a walk around a pond and she finally threw them away

    • @zerandomperson856
      @zerandomperson856 3 года назад

      I play alto sax

  • @Iateupmyedits
    @Iateupmyedits Месяц назад +1

    Trumpets: *blasting*
    Clarinets: *SQUEEEAKKKKK*
    Trombone: *wOmP WomP woMP wOoOooMp*
    Percussion: *vibing*
    Tubas: *out of breath*
    Conductor: *needing therapist*