Lol hi so I know that we are missing mouth pieces and that we used the tuba for the euphonium part. Lowkey never expected this to blow up and its just us straight roasting our friends back in high-school. It's been incredibly hilarious over the years watching y'all come up with way better stereotypes than we did! This has received way more clout than it deserved lol. I just wanted to say thank you for watching!! Idk if anyone cares about this fact but I played the clarinet and the dude played the tuba :)
last year I was the only tuba player in a band with three bass clarinet players. you could hear me over all of them (no offense intended for bass clarinet players)
“Your clarinet sounds weird... I don’t think it’s in tune.” Me: “It’s not a clarinet.” “You’re kidding, right?” “No.” “Then what is it?” “An oboe” *“A what?”*
Then, if your instrument doesn't have a spit valve, you either have to take all of the valves out and empty them individually or you have to spin your instrument around and around
Jazmine White There are three types of trumpet players. The stereotype. The players who know they're bad and don't work to improve. Then the actually good players 😂
Percussion: •STOP HITTING ME WITH THE MALLETS •WHERES THE TRIANGLEEEEEE •YOUR NOT ROLLING RIGHT •* goofs off when band teachers talking * * accidentally hits mallet on bells * sorry * •goes to stop it with mallet hand * * hits it again * SORRY
That's kinda the opposite for me XD I'm a Baritone/Euphonium and half the time I'm the only one in the band, but we have 2 tubas so they usually get to play
same! i’m the oboe in my band and i’m normally in tune. also not most of these stereotypes are in my band. the flutes trumpets and french horns are not like that at all.
How did this thread turn into people fighting over clarinets and trumpets...?? Literally every school is different. Also, why does someone even have to be better? Can we not just all be polite since we all obviously love band?
Why do people think that’s all we do?!!!! I hate it! We play other stuff too, ya know! Like epic sax guy, um... tequila, um... actually that’s about it. Except me, I play tenor sax, and me and my low brass buds play megalovania, crab rave, once me and my friend who plays pretty much every (low) brass instrument went to the commons at our school and he followed people around playing the following fat people thing (until our band director came and got mad at us)... um there’s more, but I can’t really think of them
@@morganbarnum1028 they weren’t the same because on the bassoon they press buttons with it in their mouth but the other one shows them about to put it in their mouth
Kiwi Samara that’s not the worst of it. My friend had a low C that a tenor sax broke by putting her instrument ON his. She still hasn’t paid for the repairs.
I have two saxes that just randomly play the Soviet Russia anthem and we are number one and recently started working on the Rocky theme and I just dont understand where they have the time to learn these songs.
Oboe and bassoons can relate: When you chip or break a reed and you have a whole mental breakdown cause they took forever to make or they were really expensive $25 dollars expensive They break so easily it is not even funny
HONESTLY THOUGH!!!! It’s kinda crazy how easily they break!! Like, you don’t notice, but all of a sudden you can’t play, and it’s like “oh what my reeds cracked when did that happen this one’s only like negative two days old”
Trombones. *General gossip and current events.* "Trombones, play your part." "Oh, we actually get to play today? Wait where are we? Crap, hey can I borrow some oil?." "25...2...3...4.. 26...2...3... 4...27...2...3....... shit I lost count! Dude what number are we on?"
Fr I’m like the only bassoonist at my high school and my director will forget I have the same part as another section and I’ll just sit there like “...aight then”
@@hoottoad6492 bruhh- it’s been two years and I’m just remembering this comment. But facts like my director I had this year, never remember that me and the bari sax played the same parts as some other instruments and we always got the least reps
@@thomassmith0009 my 7th grade year I had 3 bassoons as well lmao…I made the adv. band at my middle school…kinda small band with three bassoons…I miss not being the only player
Mi Mi The Dragon if you don't use Vandoren reeds I would recommend them I play bari but my friends that play alto use them and they have fairly good durability and they have never done me wrong yet
I am a saxophone and I dont think that is all correct we have a try hard in my saxophone group and only one person in my section hits on people lol but a few of us know meme song but not really Careless Whispers though lol
They got the clarinet all wrong, we are happy to play our part! We just get bored while waiting for the rest of the band 'cough trumpets cough' to get their parts right.
Siberian Tiger it just depends what kind of trumpets you’re dealing with, I play trumpet but I practice and pay attention while the saxophones and other trumpets talk all clads
Siberian Tiger what is the deal with clarinets hating trumpets 😂 we are better! Your just mad cuz clarinets are quiet and never the main instrument! (Not trying to be super aggressive)
As an oboe that was painful... they didnt even have a reed and oboe is one of the hardest instruments to play in tune but alot of it has to do with how far the reed is pushed in.. also i feel like the oboe stareo type is general akwardness
Honestly for my school it’s not, we just talk a little, while the teacher helps some instruments *cough* trumpets*cough* get their shit together and play right
bro man12345678 I mean, brass isn’t the only type of wind instrument. Bassoon, Oboe, saxophone, flute, and English horn are all Woodwind which were in the video, minus English Horn.
In my school Flutes: VSCOs, don't pay attention Clarinets: care about their music Saxophones: playing careless whisper Tuba: blocks everyone's way when assembling Trumpets: always making a small group practicing music Trombones: meme lords: Oboe: practice one note at a time Bassoon: literal god at music Alto sax: can play their music like nothing Percussion: roasting gods
The think about percussion is that 1) The people who have a full on drum set think they’re cool 2) Snares don’t even TRY to get the tempo 3) basses. They can’t see the game 4) we have bells/ metal xylophones and we are OP AS SHIT 5) “Everyone play, but percussion” (We’re a concert band cause we don’t have the right amount of funds nor people to do marching)
In my school the flutes are the quiet innocent ones until the band director isn't around. Next thing you know we're talking about excorsiscm and weed brownies xD
Mimiwarriors we had a concert the other day and now I fear my section. They wanted to have sex with a band director and i was dying cause the band director was married. I took a sick day the day after cause i threw up cause of them
Percussionist: *anything weird, stupid, amazing, and flashy* What the band thinks percussionist do: TATATATATIGGATATATIGATTATAAT. BOOM BOOM CRASH WEEEEOW WEEEOW LELELELELELELELELELELRL HOIHOIHOIH CRASH. I’m a percussionist. I should know. 😂👌
The trombone is wrong, I usually just complain about not having anything good to play and complain about it being to hard if I do have anything. "I caNT plAy thaT ITs tO fASt"
in my band 3 clarinets outplay the entire section of trombones even when playing Mf (although the trombones have been getting louder thankfully cause they were so quiet WE had to play quieter cause they just couldn’t play loud)
The percussion one is super accurate. Here’s some weird crap that’s happen in my band without the teacher saying anything (Any time anyone even tries to whisper, or pull out a book while we wait for the trumpets to get it together, he catches them) 2 girls get out their phones (despite it being a no phone school) without being caught The 2 boys make inappropriate jokes to eachother in the corner The 2 previously mentioned girls get out really crunchy chips or some other loud/strong smelling snack (and still aren’t caught) I spin around in the teacher’s wheelie chair because the percussion section occupies the part of the classroom by his desk The 2 previously mentioned girls get out a fanfic that they’ve been working on and start writing it I get out a notebook and draw The 2 boys make fart noises to eachother behind the base drum I silently (but dramatically) reenact “You’ll Be Back” From Hamilton (while still spinning in wheelie chair) War breaks out and we all whack eachother with various sticks/the triangle Any time we have a playing test, he gives us chairs so we can sit down (the wheelie chair is the only other chair normally) Things like this have happened then- -Everyone else sits on the floor while one of us sits at the top of the stack -The 2 boys sit on the floor behind the bass drum or in the corner while one of us girls sacrifices 2 chairs for one of the others to sit on, while the other sits on the wheelie chair, and the one who sacrificed the 2 chairs sits on the tallest stack -We just ignore the chairs and sit on the floor, then dramatically rise when it’s our turn to play And like a bunch of other weird things
As a bassoonist, can confirm, we are constantly drowned out by one of two sections: A: The blasting brass players(usually trumpets) B: The tenor saxophones that sometimes double our parts, but "quiet" is not a word in their vocabulary, especially when the dynamic marking is "ppppppppppp".
My school band stereotypes 𝐹𝑙𝑢𝑡𝑒𝑠: soft, calm and often the best sounding 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘁𝘀: talkative and they sound smooth ⓉⓇⓄⓂ︎ⒷⓄⓃⒺⓈ: loud and disruptive B͟a͟s͟s͟: often quiet and forgotten TᖇᑌᗰᑭᗴTᔕ: TOOT TOOT FART ᴅʀᴜᴍs:constantly banning and not actually playing what they have to 𝚂𝙰𝚇𝙾𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙽𝙴: not enough attention but they kinda sound nice
“French horns play your part” *The person makes the same sound as the person who ruins the reputation of the small group that is the French horns* *all the other French horns giving dirty looks* Band teacher “FRENCH HORNS SHUT UP AND STOP PUFIFN AND CONECT THE SOUNDS YOU ARROGANT POMEGRANATES.” *more dirty looks to the person ruining the French horn part*
Saxophone is completely opposite of what you put. Saxophones think they are best and they play super loud so they are noticed. That’s the stereotype I mean.
As an oboist, I am slightly offended, but something more accurate would be: Flutes: *have a part* Clarinets: *have the same part* Oboe: *also has same part* BD: “Ok, Flutes and Clarinets, let’s hear this measure.” OR Flutes: *have a part* Clarinets: *have same part* Oboe: *doesn’t have a part at that time* BD: “Ok, Flutes and Clarinets, play this part, wait, you know what, oboe, you too.”
Clarinets and flutes at my school both just insult the rest of the band like: *oh my God the percussion messed us up like they were so like off tempo!*
Lol hi so I know that we are missing mouth pieces and that we used the tuba for the euphonium part. Lowkey never expected this to blow up and its just us straight roasting our friends back in high-school. It's been incredibly hilarious over the years watching y'all come up with way better stereotypes than we did! This has received way more clout than it deserved lol. I just wanted to say thank you for watching!!
Idk if anyone cares about this fact but I played the clarinet and the dude played the tuba :)
Lauren Bradley, I Am A Trumpet Player From Tennessee!!! I Agree With Some Of The Trumpet Stereotypes!!! 😁😁😁
I thought i was trippin that “euphonium” was huge compared to mine lol
I am a clarinet (and saxophone) player, too!! 😄🎷🎵
The tuba part is so true though😂
OMG, I SWEAR I JUST SAW MY BAND!!!!
Clarinets:
SQUEAK! “That was me.”
“My reed is chipped.”
*hits clarinet on stand* “ouch”
I-
No that's pretty accurate I've done that before
ok i have home room/1st period band so i am like really tired and i thought i was the only one that did this lol
bro this is accurate
Very true
I play the clairenet and that is accurate
Bass clarinets: *not in the video*
Bass clarinets every day: *forgotten*
Me, a bass clarinet: ahahaha i get it
Agreed, the blacksiphone needs more attention
last year I was the only tuba player in a band with three bass clarinet players. you could hear me over all of them (no offense intended for bass clarinet players)
Oboe's in my experience are the most forgotten instruments in my bands
hahaHA
Lyra0702 lol try bassoon, at least y’all have the melody, half the time the band directors will forget to rehearse our parts
Bassoonists are basically non existent at this point. I’m the only bassoonist at my school which isn’t that great.
Same!
That’s true. People don’t consider bassoons. ;-;
Dude I’m trying to get my BD to get a bassoon I really wanna plAY IT
I feel your pain bro
Bassoons are actually really hard to play I should know I play the bassoon and let me tell you we are the crazy ones out of the band
The only way this could’ve been better is if instead telling percussion to play their part you said “everyone but percussion play”
John Coyle LOL ACCURATE
Suprising thing but in our school the percussion plays almost every time basically in a duet through quintet with the other sections
Legit I'm in class I be like BRUH I WANNA SHOW OFF LET ME PLAY
As a percussionist I can confirm this is true
BRO RIGHTTT
flutes: exists
band director: PLAY LOUDER
aRtymis 24 yes
aRtymis 24 but they can’t play loud
flutes: plays louder than usual
band director: YOU GUYS NEED TO BE IN TUNE. U ALL SOUND REALLY GROSS AND UGLY. UR FLUTES UR NOT SUPPOSED TO SOUND UGLY
as a flute/piccolo, I agree with this statement.
For the low notes this is true. For high notes we can get out of control
“Your clarinet sounds weird... I don’t think it’s in tune.”
Me: “It’s not a clarinet.”
“You’re kidding, right?”
“No.”
“Then what is it?”
“An oboe”
*“A what?”*
Oof my best friend plays an oboe.. yup
Omg I'm the only oboe in my band, that's all I deal with
Me too
I have had that happen to me so many times
Me
For my school the Sax's are just almost always playing careless whisper
And the flutes are snakes
Lol, you must come to my school then xD
RIGHT! the saxes at my school also play 7 nation army
I'm a percussionist but I have a sax just so that I can play careless whisper lol
All the saxes in my band hate it except me
I'm an Alto, all we do is talk about Vines and memes
And all the flutes are Instagram™ snakes
And the clarinets don't play, yet they use 5 reeds a day
Clarinet stereotypes
MOOOOOMMM!!!
Yea?
I need money for reeds!!!
Pffffffft yup pretty much sums it up
Now just imagine needing oboe reed money lol
Omg that is so true.
Me
shhh 26 there’s more of those when you go to marching band
Playing with spit in your french Horn is the worst oh my god
The ominous clicking sound of spit will forever haunt my dreams
Then, if your instrument doesn't have a spit valve, you either have to take all of the valves out and empty them individually or you have to spin your instrument around and around
Ya haha and people are weirded out when I am practically taking my instrument apart to get spit out
Agreed, then the annoyance of dumping it out
beesavior I know how you feel
as a percussionist I can confirm I don’t do anything most of the practice
Maddie I know right half of practice is just waiting for everyone to play the right notes and in tune which we don't have a problem with.
Same but when I do play I get yelled at for playing incorrectly:(
trashgal yeah
Tbh half the time there isn't a percussion part so my director just adds random stuff in, half the time I don't play lol
Director: We're gonna set by set and chunk the show.
Percussion: f u c k
Trumpet personality was on point, but should've been playing louder and higher
Domio yeah and they should have randomly started playing the Star Wars theme
klepto zach. Yeah, or just blasting in general
Domio I hate to agree because I play the trumpet but it's really true
Jazmine White There are three types of trumpet players. The stereotype. The players who know they're bad and don't work to improve. Then the actually good players 😂
Cpjh true that. 👍🏼
band teacher: alright class be quite
the two kids in the back haing a full drum set wile all the rest have snares : Oh So YoU wAnA pLaY tEqUiLa ?!?!
as a trombone i can confirm we love to talk about the iraq war.
The trombonists in my orchestras always make car sounds
Tromboners, lol.
The section leaders yell at me for talking about ww2
Lmao also my section makes weird noises by tapping the mouthpiece😅
Oddi-Bun me and my friend are just racing on our trombones
“Trumpets only-Go!”
*plays*
“This is in piano, try again, quieter”
*_No, no I don’t think I will._*
I play quiet..
@@troyandrade615 Congrats, do you want an award? /s/
@@RavenLunatic517 I'm just saying that not all trumpet players are idiots, you don't have to be a jerk... Seriously...
the quietest they can go is mezzoforte :l
@@asssmacked5943 I practice quiet a lot but it's difficult sometimes a don't use enough air and just blow air through my instrument...
Percussion:
•STOP HITTING ME WITH THE MALLETS
•WHERES THE TRIANGLEEEEEE
•YOUR NOT ROLLING RIGHT
•* goofs off when band teachers talking *
* accidentally hits mallet on bells * sorry * •goes to stop it with mallet hand * * hits it again * SORRY
as a percussionist, this... this is what we do.
BRUHHHH SO TRUE!!!!!!
Can you save comments?
I did that thing with the bells today it was quiet then I accidentally hit it, and legit everyone looked back at me ;-;
Nope
“Euphoniums play your part”
**has a flickin tuba**
swear
I got slightly mad as a tuba player
@_abby flaherty88_ same
@_abby flaherty88_ same but in my case I am french horn and it is with the clarinets and saxophones
That's kinda the opposite for me XD I'm a Baritone/Euphonium and half the time I'm the only one in the band, but we have 2 tubas so they usually get to play
I have one kid in each section in my band that fits each of their stereotypes 😂
Diana Archer
Don't we all? X3
Same
Lol. The only one for my band that didn’t really fit was our oboe. Cuz that’s me and I’m usually in tune when I go tune.
I have one kid that fits every stereotype on different days
same! i’m the oboe in my band and i’m normally in tune. also not most of these stereotypes are in my band. the flutes trumpets and french horns are not like that at all.
me, a saxophone,
*" i ate my reed "*
Bro I actually swallowed part of my reed. I felt this
@Mikeymagz y e a h
ah yes, i also consume my reeds
@@-kiwiflower3783 don't we all at this point
My fellow saxophonist swallowed a piece of his Reed and he choked hahaha
I find it weird how accurately this depicts rehearsals....
The saxophone didnt even have a mouthpiece
Yeah that bothered me too.
Same with the oboe
Because they were just borrowing it to make this and they don't really play those instruments and didn't want to dirty them because others use them
Sounds about right
Lmao. Its just cuz they are always having trouble with their instruments.
Clarinet stereotypes
"Squidward"
Reeds
You have no idea how many times I have been asked if I play like squidward
@@az.e1618
It's ok, if you play good, you play good, ya
@@az.e1618
Np
I've been playing clarinet for 4.5+ years
I still love it and I'm glad you enjoy your instrument too
me: *proceeds to squeak intentionally and play meme songs the entire period to piss off my director*
yes
Personally, I don't act like that flute... But it very accurately represents the people in my section.
Ye
Lolol same here
A Wild PotterLocked Whovian Has Appeared! I sense a hypocrisy here
How did this thread turn into people fighting over clarinets and trumpets...?? Literally every school is different. Also, why does someone even have to be better? Can we not just all be polite since we all obviously love band?
I agree that flutes do talk a lot.
0/10 sax didn't play Careless Whisper
Timothy James how could he play it without a mouthpiece?
Trueee
Omggg trueee
Our band teacher had to ban careless whisper because people were playing that during rests
Why do people think that’s all we do?!!!! I hate it! We play other stuff too, ya know! Like epic sax guy, um... tequila, um... actually that’s about it.
Except me, I play tenor sax, and me and my low brass buds play megalovania, crab rave, once me and my friend who plays pretty much every (low) brass instrument went to the commons at our school and he followed people around playing the following fat people thing (until our band director came and got mad at us)... um there’s more, but I can’t really think of them
In case you don’t get the basson part... The joke is that the basson is so ducking quiet
DrNoVa you speaking French? It’s spelled bassoon.
There isn’t even bass clarinet though
I don’t think so because the euphonium part was just the same
@@morganbarnum1028 The euphonium joke was that he had a tuba instead.
@@morganbarnum1028 they weren’t the same because on the bassoon they press buttons with it in their mouth but the other one shows them about to put it in their mouth
I play percussion and all I can say is
That was 100% accurate
Grayson White I
Grayson White true expect if they were pecking it would have been 110% accurate
No. My percussion is ALWAYS PLAYING
We are always being loud and can never sit still lmao
The complete opposite of my Drumline
Clarinets really just complain about their reeds
Aikaterine Jackson sad but true lol
Aikaterine Jackson no we dont
yes we do. think about it.
Aikaterine Jackson cause they always BREAK
Aikaterine Jackson I'm a bass clarinet and we call ourselves the depressed shady bitches
I was honored that the French horn went first, and immediately disappointed
I literally cringed hearing it
Same man same
Yoshiyahoo same. I’ve never heard a French horn sound this bad😖
I'm the only Double French horn player at my school the others are single horn players we all suck-
The saxaphones: u hit me with ur bass clarinet
The bass clarinets: suck it up and deal with it
Kiwi Samara that’s not the worst of it. My friend had a low C that a tenor sax broke by putting her instrument ON his. She still hasn’t paid for the repairs.
@@jakebramhall3479 Don't worry, not all tenors are bad people. We're usually at least more normal than the altos.
EM11212 I can confirm that is true
I’m a bass clarinet and that’s my life with the saxophones and this one kid I accidentally hit him every class and he is like that
succulent recc how mean
should’ve made the saxaphones playing careless whispers then the teacher saying that’s not the song
I have two saxes that just randomly play the Soviet Russia anthem and we are number one and recently started working on the Rocky theme and I just dont understand where they have the time to learn these songs.
Oboe and bassoons can relate:
When you chip or break a reed and you have a whole mental breakdown cause they took forever to make or they were really expensive $25 dollars expensive
They break so easily it is not even funny
Yesss
HONESTLY THOUGH!!!!
It’s kinda crazy how easily they break!! Like, you don’t notice, but all of a sudden you can’t play, and it’s like “oh what my reeds cracked when did that happen this one’s only like negative two days old”
Yeesss, I’m an a oboe
LPS Hydra how long have you been playing
LPS Hydra I have been playing for almost a year now
Trombones.
*General gossip and current events.*
"Trombones, play your part."
"Oh, we actually get to play today?
Wait where are we? Crap, hey can I borrow some oil?."
"25...2...3...4.. 26...2...3... 4...27...2...3....... shit I lost count! Dude what number are we on?"
Stacy Koopmann this is so accurate
@@madison_life_lol3160 Yeah... frickin 50 measures of counting the rests to play 3 notes. One time we got up and went for a cofee.
Sounds so accurate
Stacy Koopmann BAHA
I'm sorry this is so beautiful but I can't like it. It's at 69. *please understand*
as a bassoon im just happy someone included us. we mostly just get overlooked
Fr I’m like the only bassoonist at my high school and my director will forget I have the same part as another section and I’ll just sit there like “...aight then”
@@hoottoad6492 ikr then I just don’t play and justify it with, “but you didn’t tell me to!”
By some freak of nature my high school managed to have three good bassoonists and the band director just went ham on making the band bigger
@@hoottoad6492 bruhh- it’s been two years and I’m just remembering this comment. But facts like my director I had this year, never remember that me and the bari sax played the same parts as some other instruments and we always got the least reps
@@thomassmith0009 my 7th grade year I had 3 bassoons as well lmao…I made the adv. band at my middle school…kinda small band with three bassoons…I miss not being the only player
Me, a trumpet player, when the sax next to me is playing louder than me:
“Jesus! Play softer! I am clearly superior!”
Haha a trumpet next to me is also like this. ( I am also a saxophone) what a coincidence
the flutes are extremely annoyed when the sax's r *tOo lOuD*
I agree with this as a fellow trumpet player in the back next to the saxophones
Ase a saxaphone this is so true
I feel like saxes act a bit weirder. Should have been wearing everything backwards or something.
He should have been louder and been saying something about a broken reed
ThePeacefulForest
Yes... I play alto
The reed brand I use is so fragile I hate it xd
Mi Mi The Dragon if you don't use Vandoren reeds I would recommend them I play bari but my friends that play alto use them and they have fairly good durability and they have never done me wrong yet
Specifically blue box btw
lol I'm a girls alto sax player
We usually just pretend we know Shît, and jam out in random Jazzy pieces
reed breaks in half
Me: *GODDANGIT I CHIPPED MY REED*
Clarinetists relate?
I can
Yep.
y E s
I have a whole collection of broken reeds
Even worse for bass clarinet
As a bassoonist I feel pretty proud
Percussion! Play your part! *Plays of tempo and too loud*
Or doesn’t get to play the entire time
*off
As a percussionist, I'm offended.
My school’s percussion is amazing and behaved
@@untitledtitle_9228 As the "leader" of all 4 of us, I think were pretty good.
The tuba player in my band has a running record of how many times he’s fallen asleep in a rehearsal or concert
The total is at like 5 now
The only accurate one was the saxophones
As a flute, none of us are like that but I will say that none of us actually play because no one can hear us
I am a saxophone and I dont think that is all correct we have a try hard in my saxophone group and only one person in my section hits on people lol but a few of us know meme song but not really Careless Whispers though lol
Llama box
My saxophone section is mainly boys who think they’re all that matters
Lol I feel bad for you dang
flutes are like the background of the melody, its there to add volume but u cant hear us for shit
Excuse me?
I play careless whisper
I like how I play flute sax and trombone but I’m literally a clarinet 😂
Zephyr The Octoling lol. I play bb clarinet bass clarinet ukulele violin and trumpet but im literally percussion.
Modern trumpet players: "REALEASE THE MEMES!!!"
Lol that’s my whole band 😂
Tru
Ethan Ayala yes
That's my saxes. They play Soviet Russia anthem, we are number one and the Rocky theme
Ethan Ayala saxes too
I want to know what this would sound like if the whole “band” actually played the whole piece
They got the clarinet all wrong, we are happy to play our part! We just get bored while waiting for the rest of the band 'cough trumpets cough' to get their parts right.
Siberian Tiger it just depends what kind of trumpets you’re dealing with, I play trumpet but I practice and pay attention while the saxophones and other trumpets talk all clads
Siberian Tiger THANK YOU
Yes! Exactly!
Siberian Tiger what is the deal with clarinets hating trumpets 😂 we are better! Your just mad cuz clarinets are quiet and never the main instrument! (Not trying to be super aggressive)
Siberian Tiger accurate
As a bassoonist, I laughed so hard at that! Also loved the flutes because that’s hilariously true!
i play bassoon and was really hyped to see what u had to offer. enough said.
Tinyman Me too, it actually did make me laugh though, just because of the accuracy😂
Same!
yeah same
NosnhoB_NahteB same
Same
As an oboe that was painful... they didnt even have a reed and oboe is one of the hardest instruments to play in tune but alot of it has to do with how far the reed is pushed in.. also i feel like the oboe stareo type is general akwardness
yeah it is, and i am anything but awkward in band lol
Clarinets:
Band Director- “put on your reeds now”
Me (clarinetist) “PSST!! Can I borrow a reed? Mine is chipped.”
Ayee Clarinet gang
• No One here • YEAHHH
Madison Sweeting
“Pretty” underrated? We are so underrated, it’s insane
Here, have the mystery reed
Farmer Villager You have some how made this very creepy 🤣🤣🤣
But that wasn't a euphonium...
Exactly what I came down to the comments section to say.
D3ADgamerZ it made me sad
Layton Rosen yeah. that's the 1 instrument I was waiting for
B. A.C ™ same
me
I like how Bassoons just do what they’re told and don’t complain. But as a Bassoon myself I can confirm that this is true.
Them alto saxophones in the back:QUIET *Plays random meme song*
totally relate
Pretty much, I'm a flute,but marching band season all I could hear was we are number one, megalovania, and the Russian anthem, lol I love them
Honestly that’s more the trumpets at my school. The saxes, me included, just mess around a lot but somehow still play better than the clarinets
As a bassoon, i agree this is accurate
Also all the saxes at my school only play the soviet national anthem, and thats it. It drives everyone nuts
XD that flute xD
It’s so accurate tho. I’m a flutist and my teacher(I’m in middle school) is ALWAYS yelling at the flutes to play.
The Roleplay Pack see that was the opposite for us, as flutes we just constantly played and we had to be told not to play
My band teacher is usually yelling at the trumpets and clarinets to play.Prob different for all bands.
Honestly for my school it’s not, we just talk a little, while the teacher helps some instruments *cough* trumpets*cough* get their shit together and play right
Euphonium don't usually get asked to play their part. They're usually ignored.
Does that guy just play every brass instrument known to man
bro man12345678 I mean, brass isn’t the only type of wind instrument. Bassoon, Oboe, saxophone, flute, and English horn are all Woodwind which were in the video, minus English Horn.
No he only plays tuba, we just grabbed every instrument after school that we could out of storage to make this :)
I can only speak for Tuba and Trombone, but they are accurate.
Joseph Carden Tuba is painfully accurate
No the Trombone player is awful
thats true, we should have been the talkative ones who always play with their slide and keep dropping their mouthpiece and forget things
the trombone one isn't that accurate
Joseph Carden I play Tuba and it’s so accurate..
i’m pretty sure the saxophone didn’t have a mouth piece 😂
Xo Virginia oX it did not
I saw that it cracked me up
I just realized he didn't have a mouth piece omg, I'm so stupid and I'm a saxophonist.......Bruh
In my school
Flutes: VSCOs, don't pay attention
Clarinets: care about their music
Saxophones: playing careless whisper
Tuba: blocks everyone's way when assembling
Trumpets: always making a small group practicing music
Trombones: meme lords:
Oboe: practice one note at a time
Bassoon: literal god at music
Alto sax: can play their music like nothing
Percussion: roasting gods
why is this so true??
@@marissacarter8981 😂
tubas/sousas are the most inconvenient instruments of the band, to ourselves and others.
Then there is me, a young bassoon fan who supports everyone in the band
Then theres us euphoniums that just kind of play
Also the oboe stereotype is
MOM I NEED 15 DOLLARS
WHY
FOR MY REED
FOR HOW MANY REEDS?
ONE
WHAT!?!?!!?!?
this is why oboe players are broke
Me as a clarinet player on my last reed that’s already dead:
*this is fine*
Lol me as a sax
As a Tuba I can confirm that we do nothing but count numbers and play low.
Wow, I loved the Bass Clarinet one. So accurate. Really represents how we’re always forgotten about. 😂👌🏻
Ong yea
I like that the oboe didn't even play
As a trombonist, I feel very called out.
flutes:wait what
band direction:flutes play your part
flutes: wait what
band director: FLUTES
flutes: omg no way
band director: FLUTES FLUTES FLUTES
Just the fact that bassoons got a chance in a video like this made my day. And yeah, you got us down perfectly lmao
Same
No bass clarinet tho 😩😩 I cri
Double reed representation!
The think about percussion is that
1) The people who have a full on drum set think they’re cool
2) Snares don’t even TRY to get the tempo
3) basses. They can’t see the game
4) we have bells/ metal xylophones and we are OP AS SHIT
5) “Everyone play, but percussion”
(We’re a concert band cause we don’t have the right amount of funds nor people to do marching)
Clarinet was literally up to date but just instead of sunglasses replace them with clout goggles XD
Yesss
Percussion play ur parts
Percs: wait what song
Wait what measure
Wait, where am I
Low Brass: "I don't have my mouthpiece. Someone took it."
The flutes wasn't even close to me. I'm the opposite. #TeamFlute
Syreen Drew I'm a flute by I act like the trumpet
Neither am I! #TeamFlute
The flute stereotype was nothing like me, also
In my school the flutes are the quiet innocent ones until the band director isn't around. Next thing you know we're talking about excorsiscm and weed brownies xD
Mimiwarriors we had a concert the other day and now I fear my section. They wanted to have sex with a band director and i was dying cause the band director was married. I took a sick day the day after cause i threw up cause of them
Percussionist:
*anything weird, stupid, amazing, and flashy*
What the band thinks percussionist do:
TATATATATIGGATATATIGATTATAAT. BOOM BOOM CRASH WEEEEOW WEEEOW LELELELELELELELELELELRL HOIHOIHOIH CRASH.
I’m a percussionist. I should know. 😂👌
Those cages for storing instruments take me back...like all the way back to 2009.
Once again the bass clarinets are left out smh😭
Ikr
Yes.
Bass clarinets are with the clarinets, same as bari sax is with the altos
Hello, as an oboe I’m also forgotten, I think my BD forgot I exist
my bad bro
The trombone is wrong, I usually just complain about not having anything good to play and complain about it being to hard if I do have anything.
"I caNT plAy thaT ITs tO fASt"
As a bass clarinet/Bari sax player, this is relatable as hell
in my band 3 clarinets outplay the entire section of trombones even when playing Mf (although the trombones have been getting louder thankfully cause they were so quiet WE had to play quieter cause they just couldn’t play loud)
The percussion one is super accurate.
Here’s some weird crap that’s happen in my band without the teacher saying anything (Any time anyone even tries to whisper, or pull out a book while we wait for the trumpets to get it together, he catches them)
2 girls get out their phones (despite it being a no phone school) without being caught
The 2 boys make inappropriate jokes to eachother in the corner
The 2 previously mentioned girls get out really crunchy chips or some other loud/strong smelling snack (and still aren’t caught)
I spin around in the teacher’s wheelie chair because the percussion section occupies the part of the classroom by his desk
The 2 previously mentioned girls get out a fanfic that they’ve been working on and start writing it
I get out a notebook and draw
The 2 boys make fart noises to eachother behind the base drum
I silently (but dramatically) reenact “You’ll Be Back” From Hamilton (while still spinning in wheelie chair)
War breaks out and we all whack eachother with various sticks/the triangle
Any time we have a playing test, he gives us chairs so we can sit down (the wheelie chair is the only other chair normally)
Things like this have happened then-
-Everyone else sits on the floor while one of us sits at the top of the stack
-The 2 boys sit on the floor behind the bass drum or in the corner while one of us girls sacrifices 2 chairs for one of the others to sit on, while the other sits on the wheelie chair, and the one who sacrificed the 2 chairs sits on the tallest stack
-We just ignore the chairs and sit on the floor, then dramatically rise when it’s our turn to play
And like a bunch of other weird things
The euphonium in the back would probably be talking about anime
A clarinet players worst fear is a chipped reed.
Also squeaking, hitting your mouthpiece, not be able to play the high notes without squeaking etc..
I laughed way to hard at the bassoon one (as a bari player, I double the bassoons 24/7 and yet I have not yet heard them.)
I play bassoon and I get that a lot😅 I’m like “omg I screwed that up so badly!” And everyone’s like bro wdym it sounded the same
As a bassoonist, can confirm, we are constantly drowned out by one of two sections:
A: The blasting brass players(usually trumpets)
B: The tenor saxophones that sometimes double our parts, but "quiet" is not a word in their vocabulary, especially when the dynamic marking is "ppppppppppp".
3:54 ¡tHaTs NoT a EuPhOnIuM!
My school band stereotypes
𝐹𝑙𝑢𝑡𝑒𝑠: soft, calm and often the best sounding
𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘁𝘀: talkative and they sound smooth
ⓉⓇⓄⓂ︎ⒷⓄⓃⒺⓈ: loud and disruptive
B͟a͟s͟s͟: often quiet and forgotten
TᖇᑌᗰᑭᗴTᔕ: TOOT TOOT FART
ᴅʀᴜᴍs:constantly banning and not actually playing what they have to
𝚂𝙰𝚇𝙾𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙽𝙴: not enough attention but they kinda sound nice
everyone else: BUT I DONT WANNA!!!
Bassoons: yea sure no problem mate,
our band directors would dEstRoY us if we ever made those noises in our instruments-
I'm glad we never showed this to our director he would have KILLED us
As a flutist I am now legally a girl that will never play her part by:
A: talking
B: drinking Starbucks
OMG I play the saxophone, and this is AMAZING XD
Allyson Birds same XD (Alto Sax)
Murphy Schnauzer
Alto Sax too
Diamond Blue nice
Murphy Schnauzer
Thanks
I have to play alto, tenor and Bari....
“French horns play your part”
*The person makes the same sound as the person who ruins the reputation of the small group that is the French horns*
*all the other French horns giving dirty looks*
Band teacher
“FRENCH HORNS SHUT UP AND STOP PUFIFN AND CONECT THE SOUNDS YOU ARROGANT POMEGRANATES.”
*more dirty looks to the person ruining the French horn part*
OMG YES THANK YOU. i love seeing the horn being reconized *especially that ONE HORN* which is not me... i promise.
as a clarinetist, i have yet to meet any clarinetist that acts like this. all we do is blame any and all problems on reeds
As a bassoonist, I can say that we are very behaved
As a percussionist I can confirm that our stereotype is true
Sounds like the kid that bullies me in orchestra, for trumpets. But with cello. Man can’t even play a scale
I play trumpet and no joke the person who sits next to me does that all the time
As a tuba player, I feel this on a spiritual level.
same...
As a tuba player this is sadly accurate we can play Melodie’s to trumpets can play base line they just refuse to let us show our talents.
Saxophone is completely opposite of what you put. Saxophones think they are best and they play super loud so they are noticed. That’s the stereotype I mean.
that is true. i play tenor but this new alto player is determined to play louder than us and he does
Dexter Letterman SO TRUE!!
Hey @Dexter Letterman. As the saxes, we do not think we are the best... WE KNOW WE ARE THE BEST. Also tenor is better than alto
Truest stereotype ever, and tbh trumpets aren’t that cocky as we depict them.
@@autumnnova2105 although I agree, some can be very cocky. But then I guess there's always at least one cocky bitch for each instrument lol
Hi I’m a random bassoonist coming through.. we aren’t that easygoing
As an oboist, I am slightly offended, but something more accurate would be:
Flutes: *have a part*
Clarinets: *have the same part*
Oboe: *also has same part*
BD: “Ok, Flutes and Clarinets, let’s hear this measure.”
OR
Flutes: *have a part*
Clarinets: *have same part*
Oboe: *doesn’t have a part at that time*
BD: “Ok, Flutes and Clarinets, play this part, wait, you know what, oboe, you too.”
Trombone stereotype:
WHERE IS MY SLIDE OIL!!!!!
Euphonium and Tuba stereotype:
WHERE IS MY MOUTH PEICE!!!!!!!!
Clarinets at my school are like the teachers pets😂🤙
Its basicly the 2nd row in my band class which is made up of clarinets and trumpets (im a clarinet :>)
I'm a flute,in my school we are the pets lol
The saxes ( my instrument)are the pets in mine
Clarinets and flutes at my school both just insult the rest of the band like: *oh my God the percussion messed us up like they were so like off tempo!*
I play saxophone for marching band but oboe for concert and I can say that the saxes stereotype is so true.
It's really accurate for everyone in my band (except me, who treats band seriously). Then again, I did switch to bassoon this year