As a cellist, I can confirm that the incompetent words of little children screaming "WOW! THAT'S A BIG VIOLIN!" every 2 seconds and "YOU'RE HOLDING IT WRONG!" even though IT'S NOT A FREAKING VIOLIN are permanently seared into my mind
dude seriously, the struggle is real. I also play the cello, and it's amazing how many times I've heard something along that line from people who are considerably older than 8 years old, it's either a big violin or a mini-bass and nothing inbetween
as a violinist and pianist feel your pain, getting "play rush e" or "can you play paganini?" 24/7 and I've also seen someone call a violin the world's smallest cello and i was like what..
Saxophone? I love jazz! Play "Improvised Music New York 1981 Untitled track #6" by Derek Bailey, Fred Frith, Bill Laswell, Sonny Sharrock, and John Zorn!
Wait guys I swear we play stuff other than jazz, like, uhhhhh, waltz's! Y'know, maybe, Shostakovich? The uhhh, waltz... 2 or something. Wait isn't called the jazz waltz no. 2.
As a flautist, I can say that if we’re not playing a 4 measure riff with at least 3 ledger lines we’re playing 17 slurred whole notes of just b flat or sumn
Istg why are all of the string instrument ones so accurate. I play the cello and kids always call it a "really big violin." Also violists already know that their instrument if better as firewood and I'm pretty they've all accepted it at this point.
As a trombone who has been right in front of a snare drum several times in pep band, I think I lost some of my hearing cause I wasn’t using ear protection
Triangle is actually one of the hardest auxiliary percussion instruments to play accurately Fun fact: in percy jackson 4 rachel throws a xylophone SHE’S SUPPOSED TO BE AN AVERAGE HUMAN, NOT THE HULK
As a drummer, I can confirm that the entire drum set sounds like the entire mafia shooting up a pizza parlor all because they couldn't pay a debt that they owed to the mafia.
2:06 as a percussionist, I make the tiniest sound and it sounds so loud and everyone stares at me but somehow someone else is able to play songs and stuff the whole time until we start practicing and nobody cares or hears
Heeey, you don't have to do my Otama bois like that! The regular otamatones are mostly toys, but Deluxes are definitely NOT. Moreover, good luck trying to play Happy Birthday on an Otamatone without sounding like an agonizing creature :)
Yep! What you’ll find in our amazing orchestral area, we have: | The three friends who won’t stop talking | That one gay kid who won’t stop moaning into his horn | The meanest of mean girls | The guy with the broken Trombone | Please enjoy your stay **don’t.**
As a trombonist, I can only confirm this for ONE person in my trombone section. Most of my fellow trombonists actually have more personality than others in the band
As a percussionist who plays the drum, mallet instruments, timpani, gong, triangle, wood block, tambourine, sleigh bells, castanets, chimes (vertical/tubular bells), wind chimes, rain stick, etc. I can confirm all percussion instrument stuff is true. Except the triangle. It sucks. (I’m actually a real percussionist)
Bro ngl our trombone players are mostly like that, but we have one girl thats literally throwing it back, giggling, snorting, and dancing while twisting her trombone around like it's a weapon the second we take eyes off her 😂
Why is that violin one so true You wouldn’t believe how often people ask ‘play canon in D’ or ‘play the Devil went down the Georgia’ And us violinists also make fun of violas.
By the way, the Erhu is a two-stringed bowed instrument that originated in China over one thousand years ago. The Erhu is also referred to as the Chinese violin, despite the fact that the Erhu came first and it's held like a cello. If you go to China and listen to traditional music live, chances are that you will see at least one Erhu playing. Not common in America, but can be seen in China.
As a ukulele player, I knew exactly what the caption would say before even watching the video Edit: Nvm colleen ballinger- uh i meant the ukulele wasn’t even mentioned in this video.
Yea where is my oboe? :( I’m even more forgotten about than piccolos. Literally resting for 200+ bars just for a 16 bar solo :D (where I’m mistaken for a clarinet)
Trumpets when they dont play the melody: Clarinets when they squeak hysterically: French horns when they play notes higher then C: Tubas when the teacher can't play their notes: Saxophones when you call them brass:
As a percussionist I can confirm that I am the only one ever to get told to play louder and it’s lowkey embarrassing af every single other person gets told they play too loud 😭 but half the time I’m playing it wrong so I’d rather get told off for playing to quiet that for playing everything wrong 💀
"World if gongs don't exist."
Any world without Bohemian Rhapsody is a world I don't want to be a part of.
As a cellist, I can confirm that the incompetent words of little children screaming "WOW! THAT'S A BIG VIOLIN!" every 2 seconds and "YOU'RE HOLDING IT WRONG!" even though IT'S NOT A FREAKING VIOLIN are permanently seared into my mind
dude seriously, the struggle is real. I also play the cello, and it's amazing how many times I've heard something along that line from people who are considerably older than 8 years old, it's either a big violin or a mini-bass and nothing inbetween
Also walking around with it in the case on your back and people asking if it's a guitar.
Well technically, it is a little bass. Cello is short for violoncello which means “little violone” the violone was a precursor to the bass.
as a violinist and pianist feel your pain, getting "play rush e" or "can you play paganini?" 24/7 and I've also seen someone call a violin the world's smallest cello and i was like what..
But they aren’t wrong, it’s just a big violin
as a tuba player, I can confirm the most complicated tuba parts in orchestra is nothing
IKR i got parts for firebird (1919) and the first 5 movements were all Tacet
I'm a Tubs player in College, and had to play a trombone part, and completed fumbled being the only brass player for over the rainbow.
As a saxophone player the struggle is real
Saxophone? I love jazz! Play "Improvised Music New York 1981 Untitled track #6" by Derek Bailey, Fred Frith, Bill Laswell, Sonny Sharrock, and John Zorn!
@@EvilCat-EnergyCatalyst💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I am a sexophone player hehe
Wait guys I swear we play stuff other than jazz, like, uhhhhh, waltz's! Y'know, maybe, Shostakovich? The uhhh, waltz... 2 or something.
Wait isn't called the jazz waltz no. 2.
Yep
Violas not even being aknowledged is the most real thing i have seen
They are mentioned 0:53 :)
as a violin player, it is true. but do not forget "cAn I tRy PlAyInG it?"
Yeah but trying to play it is fun
Stand up bass people also ask a lot
As a bassoonist I can confirm there is nothing wrong with us.
As an oboist, there's nothing wrong with us either-
(42 measure rest)
@@anikahdunn I don’t know what band you are in but our oboist has five quadrillion solos.
i mean... if everyone forgets we exist then they never notice anything wrong? 😌😌
@@kaito.koi444 exactly
Yes
as a clarinetist: guess i dont exist
I was beginning to think that I was the only clarinetist watching this. :(
real
The struggle as a clarinetist is so real 😔
for once, i don’t see clarinets in a slander video. i’m wondering if that’s good or bad.
And trumpets too which is wild
As a French horn player, this is accurate.
Same
Agreed
Same
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As a jazz drummer and a double bassist, I can confirm we are the loudest fohckers on planet Earth.
drum sound is accurate (my noise issues cause me to have to wear 37658365475489243892658423 layers of ear protection)
As a flautist, I can say that if we’re not playing a 4 measure riff with at least 3 ledger lines we’re playing 17 slurred whole notes of just b flat or sumn
why is this so true lmao
I half understood this
Trumpet players when they see another 128 bar rest, but the piece has 800 sharps and 6.02*10^23 flats:
"Smile through the pain"
you thought we wouldn't notice avagadro's number
I appreciate the mention of twosets' hate of the viola gang.
As a french horn player this is the most accurate video ive seen
As a recorder player I confirm that all we play is hot crossing buns
Istg why are all of the string instrument ones so accurate. I play the cello and kids always call it a "really big violin."
Also violists already know that their instrument if better as firewood and I'm pretty they've all accepted it at this point.
As a violist I can confirm the rest of the orchestra calls us firewood
As a Violist, we came first, and in my orchestra, Violists always get the part right be fore the violinist
As a euphonium player, i can confirm we are just mini tuba
Instrumentalists in fear when someone mentions flight of the bumblebee solo.
As a pianist I can confirm. Piano can be extremely ‘hard’
you know what else is hard
As an organist, I can confirm.
Finally another organist
@@fudge2836 we do exist mate. Go check in your local nursing home 👨🏼🦳
I genuinely got asked to play hot cross buns on the recorder and play the most overplayed pieces on the violin
My piano:
As a drummer i can confirm my ears are ruptured every time i play without hearing protection
As a trombone who has been right in front of a snare drum several times in pep band, I think I lost some of my hearing cause I wasn’t using ear protection
Triangle is actually one of the hardest auxiliary percussion instruments to play accurately
Fun fact: in percy jackson 4 rachel throws a xylophone SHE’S SUPPOSED TO BE AN AVERAGE HUMAN, NOT THE HULK
bro, cymbals are way harder
@@Goated_Earl_Sweatshirt cymbals r hard but triangle is harder
@@ultra9349 it's cause I got some skinny arms so they're a bit heavy
Alto clarinet when someone says “I like ur bass clarinet”
as a pianist and guitarist this is really funny.
As a bassoon we aren’t even important enough to be here😢
As a trombone player, I can guarentee, all trombone players are on their phones when the band director isnt talking to us
As a trombone player, one of the benefits of being a trombone is that the director never talks to us.
Yessir
As a beginner keyboardist i feel amazing following tutorials
As a drummer, I can confirm that the entire drum set sounds like the entire mafia shooting up a pizza parlor all because they couldn't pay a debt that they owed to the mafia.
the xylophone one is SO REAL lol. I can confirm that is how I react is I'm playing other mallet instruments
as a bari saxophonist, i can confrim that i am the peak of humanity and that i am the second coming of christ
As a fellow bari saxophonist/bass clarinetist there is nothing wrong with us
2:06 as a percussionist, I make the tiniest sound and it sounds so loud and everyone stares at me but somehow someone else is able to play songs and stuff the whole time until we start practicing and nobody cares or hears
I always recognize piccolo players because that freaking instrument can produce a sound so high pitched it can boil my organs
As a flautist, I swear my lungs get worse every year
As a drummer, the struggle is real
Heeey, you don't have to do my Otama bois like that! The regular otamatones are mostly toys, but Deluxes are definitely NOT.
Moreover, good luck trying to play Happy Birthday on an Otamatone without sounding like an agonizing creature :)
As a Flautist, That is completely accurate.
As someone who plays the triangle this is relatable
that’s a thing?
as someone who also plays the triangle I can confirm that this is very relatable
Merry Christmas! **starts playing triangle**
As a percussionist, I can confirm every drum hit is a nuclear explosion
as a trombonist, we are so welcoming, especially as 0:35 proves!
Yep! What you’ll find in our amazing orchestral area, we have: | The three friends who won’t stop talking | That one gay kid who won’t stop moaning into his horn | The meanest of mean girls | The guy with the broken Trombone | Please enjoy your stay **don’t.**
@@Arsenic_Again_Again IM THE ONE WHO NEVER STOPS TALKING MUAHAHA (but i do listen so im not *that* bad)
@@Clawshine honestly, *SAME*
@@Arsenic_Again_Again YIPPEE
As a trombonist, I can only confirm this for ONE person in my trombone section. Most of my fellow trombonists actually have more personality than others in the band
As a flute player I can confirm this is true
As a trumpet player it’s true we don’t exist
As a clarinet player it's true we also don't exist :)
@@No__one1 I have a friend in you, oh, Mr Clarinet. You make me laugh, and then cry, like the song of the clarinet.
@@EvilCat-EnergyCatalyst Awesome
we do not exist and never have. what even is a trumpet?
1:19 as a real pianist I can confirm I can’t not hold down the pedal
As a trombone player I can confirm that we are not enthusiastic
As a French Horn, this is so accurate, we weren’t even mentioned
As a trombone player, I can confirm that we have no feeling whatsoever.
I've been jamming on the saxophone all morning.
As a percussionist who plays the drum, mallet instruments, timpani, gong, triangle, wood block, tambourine, sleigh bells, castanets, chimes (vertical/tubular bells), wind chimes, rain stick, etc. I can confirm all percussion instrument stuff is true.
Except the triangle. It sucks.
(I’m actually a real percussionist)
temple blocks best percussion instrument as a percussionist
Piccolo players do not exist. They're just flute players who also play the piccolo sometimes.
As an accordionist, I will gladly play you a sea chantey if you ask
My fellow accordionist, what's good?
I play soprano clarinet, bass clarinet, and soon learning bassoon, and none of them were on here 😭
bro as a person who will be recieving a piccolo for christmas, i clicked on this just to see if piccolo would be on this list lol
the erhu one is actually so true, because I couldn't find any I actually started learning recently lol
As an vibraphonist, I'm happy that I'm at least recognized lol.
1:05 more like “double bassist when you say is that a cello”
The erhu one is REAL
As a vocalist I can indeed confirm the voice is an instrument
As a trombone, I can confirm I lost my will to live
double bassist slander hurt my ego a little not even gonna lie 💀
As a flautist I’d like to say our lungs do not work, ever.
as a percussionist, i can confirm that we turn into gigachad when it’s our turn on the triangle
As someone who's an electric drum freestylist, I can safley say my ears are fine
As someone who plays the accordion, I can confirm that I can only play sea shanties
As a harpist: sleep now, my child.
as a flutist, our lungs are made of steel
Bro ngl our trombone players are mostly like that, but we have one girl thats literally throwing it back, giggling, snorting, and dancing while twisting her trombone around like it's a weapon the second we take eyes off her 😂
as a viola player, the struggle is real
As a triangle player, I can confirm that this is accurate
Trombone players caring the least about band and genuinely not caring but still being the most talented
as a flute, i can confirm i struggle to not sun out of breath
“World if gongs didn’t exist”
Kahoot Music: 💀
bro has never seen an orchestral tuba part
as a piccolo player, i hate it when people does not recognise my existence
As a tromboner, I can confirm I’m not enthusiastic.
Of course bro is a band kid💀💀 I'm anti too Im just joking about the stereotype
I play pipe organ so, I'm prehistoric
Why is that violin one so true
You wouldn’t believe how often people ask ‘play canon in D’ or ‘play the Devil went down the Georgia’
And us violinists also make fun of violas.
Me still trying to understand why some violinists purposely make their violins really big and hold them the wrong way 😡😡
By the way, the Erhu is a two-stringed bowed instrument that originated in China over one thousand years ago. The Erhu is also referred to as the Chinese violin, despite the fact that the Erhu came first and it's held like a cello. If you go to China and listen to traditional music live, chances are that you will see at least one Erhu playing. Not common in America, but can be seen in China.
As a percussionist all the percussion ones are true
as a clarinet I can rightfully say im not SQUIDWARD
As a tromboner I’m very enthusiastic
I mean the trombone one is not wrong, except when they are a drama kid, but they are still expressionless
As a ukulele player, I knew exactly what the caption would say before even watching the video
Edit: Nvm colleen ballinger- uh i meant the ukulele wasn’t even mentioned in this video.
It’s in part 2 😉
YAY
Yea where is my oboe? :( I’m even more forgotten about than piccolos. Literally resting for 200+ bars just for a 16 bar solo :D (where I’m mistaken for a clarinet)
The fact that baritone/euphonium isn't on here is a crime.
Trumpets when they dont play the melody:
Clarinets when they squeak hysterically:
French horns when they play notes higher then C:
Tubas when the teacher can't play their notes:
Saxophones when you call them brass:
As someone that only learned saxophone to join jazz band, i can confirm i only play jazz
I actually play the guitar, and I do it without any picks. That way, I avoid that issue.
As a trombonist, YOU ARE WRONG
As an Erhu player, I can confirm that we practically do not exist.
ukulele got no credit again as they thought it was a toy guitar:(
As a tuba player we never get cool parts
As a tuba player I can confirm
as a trombonist, i havent picked up my instrument in like 4 months
FRENCH HORNS WHEN THEY ARE FORGOTTEN
As a French horn player, I agree with trumpet players
There was no trumpet….😂
Cello players when they realize their instrument is worthless outside of a traditional orchestra
(ELO is the exception not the rule)
As a percussionist I can confirm that I am the only one ever to get told to play louder and it’s lowkey embarrassing af every single other person gets told they play too loud 😭 but half the time I’m playing it wrong so I’d rather get told off for playing to quiet that for playing everything wrong 💀
AS a bari sax, you should've slandered me for being the lonliest.
As a tuba player i can confirm that my pages are blank.
I PLAY THE ERHU AAAAA!!! I love that thing sm ppl should appreciate em moree