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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @failmarine2.0
    @failmarine2.0 4 года назад +322

    When the Russian kid throws a snowball at you, so you set him on fire

    • @sullysquid674
      @sullysquid674 3 года назад +23

      **laughs in finish**

    • @Wiggadigga
      @Wiggadigga 3 года назад +10

      Ah yes good times

    • @liamjorgens8034
      @liamjorgens8034 3 года назад +10

      And then the Russian kid gets his friends (Red Guards) And the German kid joins the fight.

    • @sullysquid674
      @sullysquid674 3 года назад +9

      @@liamjorgens8034 and they get beaten by the cold and his few friends

    • @williamvolkoff96
      @williamvolkoff96 3 года назад +2

      i said that as the thing you say after you do that

  • @tiffanylievens
    @tiffanylievens 3 года назад +110

    "Vladimir why is the snow singing? Vladirmir?"
    *Vladimir dead on the floor*

  • @rubemcorreia7988
    @rubemcorreia7988 5 лет назад +119

    _f i n l a n d i a_

  • @mrdoor3411
    @mrdoor3411 4 года назад +65

    when you yell PERKELE at 4000 soviet tanks and they all explode

    • @KurovasSenpai5
      @KurovasSenpai5 4 года назад +2

      Russian soldier: 😧

    • @VioletPistols
      @VioletPistols 4 года назад +1

      PERKELE, VITTU SAATANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @susannabrand4347
      @susannabrand4347 2 года назад

      And then The Soviet Battalion suddenly runs away for seemingly no reason... *Suomi PP/-31 SMGs begin shooting*

    • @StockedSocks
      @StockedSocks 2 года назад +1

      FREE KILLS

    • @Ants_Tatran
      @Ants_Tatran 24 дня назад

      @@StockedSocks TARGET PRACTICE

  • @Lee-nl6fv
    @Lee-nl6fv 2 года назад +61

    Russia threatens Finland to invade it if it enters nato
    Finland:

    • @TheStupidSeal
      @TheStupidSeal 2 года назад +14

      Finland: You ready for round 2 of the electric boogaloo?

  • @redcoat7453
    @redcoat7453 2 года назад +42

    "The fins have nothing left but their skis, of which their supply is infinite"
    Joseph Stalin

  • @jaxmatthews2748
    @jaxmatthews2748 3 года назад +60

    Stalin: We're almost halfway to Helsin-
    Mannerheim: *I don't think so.*

    • @susannabrand4347
      @susannabrand4347 2 года назад +5

      Don’t forget Simo Häyhä

    • @Mechanized85
      @Mechanized85 Год назад +1

      don't forget the men who fought well in defence.

    • @supertoytime6975
      @supertoytime6975 8 месяцев назад +2

      Fun fact mannerheim is actually Swedish and used to be one of the guards for the tsar

    • @clownproductionia
      @clownproductionia 7 месяцев назад

      Finland was called "White finland" for a reason, (against red finland)​@supertoytime6975

  • @sonicfan1678
    @sonicfan1678 4 года назад +72

    When the Russian kid steals your favorite pen

    • @susannabrand4347
      @susannabrand4347 2 года назад +2

      You set his origami tank on fire

    • @cymikgaming1266
      @cymikgaming1266 Год назад +2

      he steals your pen so you steal karelia and st petersburg

  • @strayadoesgames
    @strayadoesgames 8 месяцев назад +6

    "Their army is so big and our country's so small, w h e r e a r e w e g o i n g t o
    b u r y t h e m a l l "

  • @barbarasajdak1128
    @barbarasajdak1128 3 года назад +19

    when you throw an molotov in airsoft gun game

  • @ErenYeager-os5lv
    @ErenYeager-os5lv 4 года назад +45

    When the Russian kid gets too loud

  • @laurieguccione8867
    @laurieguccione8867 4 года назад +103

    As someone Finnish who’s grandparent who fought in the winter, I can say this is how the war went.

    • @Therealshithead
      @Therealshithead 3 года назад +12

      My great grandfather drove around in a weaponized bus with a bunch of wounded Finns in it under constant gunfire. Im pretty sure this is his theme

    • @Mitchell_WerBell_III
      @Mitchell_WerBell_III 3 года назад +4

      Ah yes I remember the finnish war cries while me and my crew served as volunteers

    • @redmonds690
      @redmonds690 3 года назад +6

      my great grandfather knocked out a soviet with a bottle of vodka he found on the ground XD

    • @Average-Friday-Enjoyer
      @Average-Friday-Enjoyer 3 года назад +1

      @@redmonds690 Seriously??? If so your grandfather is a bloody legend

    • @gammaxalmos
      @gammaxalmos 2 года назад

      @@redmonds690 The question is… Was the bottle empty?

  • @Dat_Boy_Dale_Gribble
    @Dat_Boy_Dale_Gribble 4 года назад +41

    *Now remember Ivan, you must never run with mosin bayonet, or piss off half drunk snow berserkers.*

    • @susannabrand4347
      @susannabrand4347 2 года назад +1

      Lol to true.

    • @TheStupidSeal
      @TheStupidSeal 2 года назад +1

      Half drunk? Nah, it’s probably overdrunk snow berserkers

    • @StockedSocks
      @StockedSocks 2 года назад +4

      Overdrunk? U mean ultra humalainen suomalainen lumihullu

    • @TheStupidSeal
      @TheStupidSeal 2 года назад +1

      @@StockedSocks Yeah that

  • @CoalPoggers
    @CoalPoggers 4 года назад +46

    Best song to play Alongside Aint I right In a school fair

  • @sovietunion1989
    @sovietunion1989 2 года назад +11

    *When the snow starts speaking Finnish 🇫🇮*

  • @gus7683
    @gus7683 4 года назад +108

    * Soviet battalion enters the server *
    * Simo Häyä enters the server *
    * Soviet battalion leaves the server *

  • @gus7683
    @gus7683 4 года назад +92

    when a single Finnish soldier with an aimless rifle and a ski kills more than 500 Soviet soldiers
    *Mannerheim intensifies*

    • @fennoman176
      @fennoman176 11 месяцев назад +1

      dont u mean simo häyhä

    • @nataliadotsenko9927
      @nataliadotsenko9927 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@fennoman176Симо Хяюхя❤❤❤

  • @foxdoesbuilds1473
    @foxdoesbuilds1473 3 года назад +15

    What any HOI4 player knows: Cold winter vs colder winter...
    Soviet: Not worth it, time to invade germany 4 years early

  • @sordwriath_productions
    @sordwriath_productions 2 года назад +59

    America: why are the trees speaking Vietnamese?
    France: why are the forests shouting in German?
    Russia: *crying in corner curled up into a ball*

    • @cymikgaming1266
      @cymikgaming1266 2 года назад +13

      "why wont the snow people leave"

    • @gazoz1390
      @gazoz1390 Год назад

      @@cymikgaming1266 “Why won’t these Russian dogs leave?”

    • @Mechanized85
      @Mechanized85 Год назад +1

      and, "why are the whole fulda gap and north german plain spoken in German, Belgium, Netherlands, and English?"

    • @yes-yq4il
      @yes-yq4il 6 месяцев назад +1

      USA, British Empire & USSR:Why are the mountains speaking pashto?

  • @discountmicrowaveisreal
    @discountmicrowaveisreal 2 года назад +11

    i dare someone to play this at 100 volume when the artillery goes boom at the beginning

    • @fennoman176
      @fennoman176 11 месяцев назад

      i did it with headphones and now my ears are ded

    • @FinnIsAIdiot
      @FinnIsAIdiot 8 месяцев назад

      Did it with headphones just fine

    • @Stomatopod
      @Stomatopod 8 месяцев назад

      I do it every time I listen to this song

    • @segesgesse
      @segesgesse 6 месяцев назад

      I did it. It wasn't that bad! (Probably because I wasn't using headphones)

  • @franekpyryt3044
    @franekpyryt3044 4 года назад +20

    When a guy with a rifle stops 20 divisons

  • @Ltdayman1000
    @Ltdayman1000 5 лет назад +82

    Nobody:
    Soviets when they hear this: (scared russian noises)

  • @Mr.Maverick.Hunter
    @Mr.Maverick.Hunter 2 года назад +23

    Soviets: We have millions of soldiers, tanks, aerial superiority, and winter capabillities. What are you going to use?
    Finnish people: S K I

    • @cymikgaming1266
      @cymikgaming1266 2 года назад +3

      we beat the military superpower with some angry farmers with skis

    • @M697_01
      @M697_01 2 года назад +1

      And drunk men

  • @pasam-kx1ie
    @pasam-kx1ie 3 года назад +9

    U.S.S.R : *i dont scare but this man*
    *S I M O H Ä Y H Ä*

  • @tobiashorowitz9676
    @tobiashorowitz9676 4 года назад +28

    I'm ok with losing to these men.
    god only know's the revolution we would have on our hands if we won.

    • @Therealshithead
      @Therealshithead 3 года назад +8

      You better be. We have some serious perkele power

    • @hackerman4436
      @hackerman4436 2 года назад +2

      USSR - FUNSLAND - FINLAND
      oh no

  • @SuperRylanPlush
    @SuperRylanPlush 3 года назад +10

    The 1 Person who disliked is the Soviet General.

  • @tinnapobkbs
    @tinnapobkbs 3 года назад +6

    That one finnish exchange student in russia when he's finally defeat school bullies :

  • @animeweeb6817
    @animeweeb6817 3 года назад +33

    When the Russian kid steals your ski set, so you push him off a cliff

  • @truechad9978
    @truechad9978 2 года назад +23

    Comarade : Why is the snow speaking finnish?
    Him: Its not the sno-

    • @ReyesBagel
      @ReyesBagel Год назад +1

      you said my World of tanks Blitz name 'snowspeakingfinnish' is my Wotb Name

    • @truechad9978
      @truechad9978 Год назад +2

      @@ReyesBagel lol that was a year ago

  • @kamradewilhelmii4072
    @kamradewilhelmii4072 3 года назад +19

    *_when finland conquers russia_*

  • @samsungblack4125
    @samsungblack4125 3 года назад +14

    Soviets: hearing this song (oh suka)
    Finish: charge!!!!!!!

    • @gnomeones
      @gnomeones 3 года назад

      Abunch of teenage soviets: "URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
      One snipey boi: henlo

    • @M697_01
      @M697_01 2 года назад

      @@gnomeones ah yes, H E N L O

  • @НеизвестныйСталкер-ж6ы

    When Finland invaded Moscow and Soviet Union Lost 10.000.000 soldiers and Finland 100.000 soldiers

  • @DanY-mj4gl
    @DanY-mj4gl 2 года назад +7

    that one kid playing music through his mic:

  • @hyperyoutube2607
    @hyperyoutube2607 2 года назад +2

    When Molotoff gets Simorolled.

  • @gedextgaming4040
    @gedextgaming4040 3 года назад +13

    Bruh you can *load a nokia playing this into a slingshot and bombardier russia ( russians: GIVES UP)*

  • @octanegash
    @octanegash 3 месяца назад +1

    When my Russian neighbor takes precisely a singular nanometers worth of snow from me:

  • @alexromo1260
    @alexromo1260 3 года назад +7

    N J E T M O L O T O V 🔥🔥

  • @HappyBigBudgie
    @HappyBigBudgie 4 года назад +13

    When you turn off the radio but you still hear it *scared Russian noises*

  • @yodaiscool1868
    @yodaiscool1868 4 года назад +12

    When the Russian kid punches your best friend

    • @ScandinavianGeo
      @ScandinavianGeo Год назад

      @MCC This song was used in the winter war Finland vs soviet union. In this war Ussr won but had around 1.3M casualties while the fins had 70k. thats why theres a russian meme.

    • @AlabamianWXer
      @AlabamianWXer Год назад

      ​@@ScandinavianGeoTHE USSR won but they also lost

  • @finnishgermans
    @finnishgermans 2 года назад +5

    I accidently had my volume at max while playing this.😧

  • @StarsRebublicBall
    @StarsRebublicBall Год назад +2

    when the snow starts speaking finnish:

  • @dweiler3061
    @dweiler3061 3 года назад +8

    when the russian bully beats up one of the finnish kids in school

    • @topihamalainen8134
      @topihamalainen8134 7 месяцев назад +1

      Perrrkele is it going to be a bad day for him

  • @Mr.Maverick.Hunter
    @Mr.Maverick.Hunter 2 года назад +11

    I have a super socialist friend who is a soviet stan. This is how I troll him. Especially if we are in a VC and I can play music.

    • @FunkyOofMan
      @FunkyOofMan Год назад +3

      Next you gotta show him photos of the holodomor

  • @no-bl7hy
    @no-bl7hy 3 года назад +3

    soviets: *invades finland*
    finland: man u know u f*cked up

  • @notorycznyrudy
    @notorycznyrudy 3 года назад +9

    Beautiful.

  • @thomazrocha1404
    @thomazrocha1404 2 года назад +2

    When you are a Finnish Kid and your Russian Classmate Tries to Bully you:

  • @micahh9351
    @micahh9351 2 года назад +7

    RussiaHuman: literally just sitting there existing
    FinlandHuman: -kicks in door- *ANGRY PERIKLE NOISES*
    RussiaHuman: Nu blyat
    -FinlandHuman proceeds to LITERALLY BEAT THE EVER-LOVING -*-CRAP-*- out of RussiaHuman, then does the COD crouch teabagging controller spam dance thing-

    • @M697_01
      @M697_01 2 года назад

      @мемный imperator muddy

  • @Mr_Bunk
    @Mr_Bunk 2 года назад +5

    Moscow: Noooo, you can’t join NATO! I’m gonna have to scare you with my 50-year-old tanks and nukes!
    Finland: *Njet, Lav-a-rov, Njet Lav-a-rov, we killed all your tanks once before, and again we’ll set them off!*

  • @SethGreve-g1m
    @SethGreve-g1m 8 месяцев назад +1

    POV: you just remembered someone cringy af you did 3 years ago

  • @RRECOS
    @RRECOS 3 года назад +4

    When you are playing in the snow and the snowman you built starts throwing snowballs at the russian kid down the street

  • @micorwavedcaprisun9461
    @micorwavedcaprisun9461 3 года назад +4

    When the russian kid takes your pencil, so you take his life

  • @souliyovongkhampha957
    @souliyovongkhampha957 2 года назад +8

    I was putting my phone up my ears and that scared the hell out of me🤣

  • @calebgoodfellowcg
    @calebgoodfellowcg 3 года назад +3

    Best way to counter communist kids playing the Soviet anthem

  • @Zilatran
    @Zilatran 4 года назад +13

    [Deleted for being cringe]

  • @jakarta1668
    @jakarta1668 3 года назад +1

    0:07 BOOM

  • @cookie_s1345
    @cookie_s1345 3 года назад +3

    When you play paintball with your friends and it starts snowing

  • @The_Zark17
    @The_Zark17 4 года назад +7

    USSR: *attack Finland*
    Finland:

  • @ladvertisement3587
    @ladvertisement3587 4 года назад +11

    where where you when OliverB die?
    i was at home eating Dorito chip when phone ring.
    "oliverb is kil"
    "no"

  • @umcmedic8272
    @umcmedic8272 Год назад +2

    Finally, Finland has joined NATO.

  • @thayeroosterman3947
    @thayeroosterman3947 2 года назад +1

    *soviet troops marching in line in a quiet forest*
    *then the quit is gone by one sound*
    FINLANDIA FINLADIA

  • @SirEcuadorian
    @SirEcuadorian 3 года назад +2

    when you say да molotoff

  • @Cesar-rc8lh
    @Cesar-rc8lh 11 месяцев назад +1

    Soviet union when they realize just because there a big nation doesn't mean invading a nation smaller than them would be a easy:🤯

  • @50ak84
    @50ak84 2 года назад

    The snow are talking somethings?
    "PERKELE"

  • @GoobertMcSilly
    @GoobertMcSilly 2 года назад +1

    POV:your going sking with the school

  • @Milan3-rf8fz
    @Milan3-rf8fz 11 месяцев назад

    I has watched this around 3000 times.nice

  • @geographybroofficial
    @geographybroofficial 11 месяцев назад

    When a country that has a size of 338,462 km successfully takes a lot of parts of a big country that is 22.4 million km:

  • @srpskinacionalista1
    @srpskinacionalista1 10 месяцев назад +1

    POV: Kid's in Dudinka road to school

  • @jakejojola7395
    @jakejojola7395 5 лет назад +3

    Better than fice cream

  • @late96
    @late96 3 года назад +1

    Tulta munille perkele!!

  • @mikegraham6207
    @mikegraham6207 Год назад

    When the snow speaks finnish

  • @finlandball1939
    @finlandball1939 4 года назад +1

    *S K I S*

  • @foamywindow5799
    @foamywindow5799 2 года назад

    Nicholas why is the snow singing *Nicholas dead on the floor*

  • @cymikgaming1266
    @cymikgaming1266 2 года назад

    soviet soldier: the area is secure
    simo hayha:

  • @StockedSocks
    @StockedSocks 2 года назад

    Dimitri where u *sees Dimitri* well blya-

  • @-asdas-9170
    @-asdas-9170 3 года назад

    Art

  • @kyle_playz_thiz
    @kyle_playz_thiz Год назад

    me when play with friends on the yard: pov our imagination

  • @FemboyIncel
    @FemboyIncel 2 года назад +2

    ww3 time

  • @End747
    @End747 Год назад

    When 2 of the world's most alcoholic countries are fighting

  • @PartFrenchNerd123
    @PartFrenchNerd123 Год назад

    the snow is the snow. and the soviets must go.

  • @hibemabygaming4316
    @hibemabygaming4316 2 года назад

    I got here from a link in a roblox ship building games discord

  • @aaponorrbacka5571
    @aaponorrbacka5571 5 месяцев назад

    The last things Soviets in St. Petersburg would hear
    Edit: Last thing Soviets south of Lake Ladoga would hear
    Edit 2: Last thing Soviets at the Mannerheim line would hear
    Edit 3: Last thing Soviets in Viipuri would hear... for sure this time.

  • @katjamuller5503
    @katjamuller5503 3 года назад +7

    This is probably how it felt to be Russian in the winter war XD

  • @tintatresetattooofficial6811
    @tintatresetattooofficial6811 2 года назад

    America: why are the trees speaking vietnamese-
    Poland: why is the grass speaking german and russian-
    Soviet union: WHY IS THE SNOW SPEAKING FINNIS-

    • @yes-yq4il
      @yes-yq4il 6 месяцев назад

      USA, British Empire & USSR:Why are the mountains speaking pashto?

  • @yes-yq4il
    @yes-yq4il 6 месяцев назад

    Who will win? An army with hundred thousands of soldiers or farmers with skis

  • @mina_pawzz
    @mina_pawzz 2 года назад

    0:05 tf

  • @d1fficult654
    @d1fficult654 3 года назад +1

    0:31

  • @knght2340
    @knght2340 Год назад

    literaly me on hoi4 with nacionalist finland:

  • @Jugger_Nat
    @Jugger_Nat 2 года назад +1

    Benis

  • @godzillaenjoyer1299
    @godzillaenjoyer1299 Год назад

    0:08 BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • @Voviran129
    @Voviran129 Год назад

    Russia: WRITE THAT DOWN...WRITE THAT DOWN!

  • @mikeglennon2607
    @mikeglennon2607 3 года назад

    The One Dislike Is Stalin

  • @TakuCityPop
    @TakuCityPop 2 года назад +3

    Ukrainians and Finnish lads when the ruskies invade

  • @ryujibackyeah4189
    @ryujibackyeah4189 8 месяцев назад +1

    FINLANDIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @angelpalazzolo1660
    @angelpalazzolo1660 11 месяцев назад

    Didn't know the finnish had gas masks idk if its the german gas mask or some finnish made

  • @RFSBL
    @RFSBL Год назад

    Soviets invading finland
    The soviet soldiers: why do i hear the snow speaking finnish
    Simo häyhä:

  • @knightdev750
    @knightdev750 3 года назад

    MY EARS

  • @jaqbs0n
    @jaqbs0n 9 месяцев назад

    snow be like:

  • @franekpyryt3044
    @franekpyryt3044 4 года назад

    True

  • @Luhshow
    @Luhshow Год назад

    i like how there is 0 song for 5 secs

  • @micahh9351
    @micahh9351 3 года назад +2

    when I hear the word "communism", even if its china

    • @Mr.Maverick.Hunter
      @Mr.Maverick.Hunter 2 года назад

      Same, I have a friend who is obsessed with socialism, I'm in his group (to overthrow it and put in a democratic government), this is how I troll him.