Säkkijärven Polkka (Earrape)

Ｐｅｒｋｅｌｅ

[@w4guy]

When you realize Finnish casualties were only around 70,000 total while soviet casualties were 381,000 total

[@michaelallred4107]

hole cow

[@fah_bee]

YA DONT SAY

[@Mr.Meows.]

Wait isn't it about 500,000?
Please correct me if im wrong.

[@JOE-oe9it]

each finnish man would only have to kill about 5and a half soviets in order to reach that number

[@sovietmusiclover8466]

*"They are so many and we are so few, how are we to bury them all?"*

[@DamienDoesGames]

"We will soon eat Ice Cream in Helsinki."
Go home Molotoff, you're drunk

[@kirillassasin]

Aren’t Finish as well?

[@pohjantuulet247]

@@kirillassasin Its okay when we do it

[@derman-ps6re]

Damien MacKeigan Stalin has clearly been drinking the cocktail named after his Foreign Minister

[@kanyegaming5296]

molotoff drank too many molotoff cocktail juices

[@user-ce6iy2nw5o]

wrong song

[@doch.8039]

When you equip a BT-7 with a Finnish skin in war thunder

[@ahblyat4296]

And a Modifel bigger turret and a howitzer with HEAT shell

[@ThugShaker21]

This is this moment when you get T26 with finnish skin and get on Finland map - _ -

[@mr.tankman3375]

Pan Maksymilian this very historical!!! 🇫🇮

[@renzovergara3436]

when you realize that the russian tank is speaking finnish

[@renzovergara3436]

@napalm sticks to lolis you mean the Finnish KV-1B?

[@saltmanlmao]

*Finland in hoi4*

[@commanderwilliam3693]

I'm legit playing as finland rn

[@sae136]

@@commanderwilliam3693 Finland stronk

[@sonnydog830]

Finland in RT56 is downright broken.

[@doncbabcia6165]

Im surrended in first war with Russia lmao

[@jordanvereen1398]

@@doncbabcia6165 Just hold Helsinki lmao

[@sprocket6932]

The Soviet Union: we have a huge army and a vast number of tanks
Finland: we have a poor farmer who killed 505 Soviet soliders with a outdated sniper
The snow: starts singing sakkijarven polkka

[@basks731]

Lol

[@TotallyF16Falcon]

FINNISH BENIS PERKELE

[@cymikgaming1266]

fighting the russians in the winter: hurt me plenty
fighting the finns in the winter: ULTRA NIGHTMARE

[@mrsquidsy7889]

VALKOISELLE DEADTHILLE

[@Swedish-norwegian786]

Bru you talking about simo häyhä

[@pennsy6755]

When you successfully blow up an entire Russian mine field with this song

[@dornierdo1724]

@Neven Karas Russians: *Excuse me what the fuck*

[@pohjantuulet247]

@@dornierdo1724 Historically accurate
Not even kidding my dude

[@filzhut6234]

@@pohjantuulet247 *Finnish when they find radio frequencies*

[@brute6896]

@@filzhut6234 i like how instead of using normal radios to trigger the mines but instead the just resort to blasting this song day and night

[@mrspooks5287]

*When The Russian Kid Takes All Of Your Krosken*

[@rebelfoxgaming5776]

MisterSpooks this actually happened to me in school

[@tokinohaatosora8400]

@Zen_ More Like A Finnish Beer Like Vodka

[@Acidfrog475]

*Krosken* sounds like the shitty Swedish ripoff of *Kosken

[@hifella3411]

kosken

[@sovietmusiclover8466]

*when you’re Soviet and enjoy this song*

[@fluffboi4039]

Winter war: Soviet Version of Vietnamese war

[@sonnydog830]

That would go to the Soviet-Afghan war imo.

[@thechillcorner504]

Russia had two Vietnam wars
both did not end will for them.

[@leevi210]

Yes but this time its cold

[@Darranis_Kuningasverinen]

***Deybare indi Snew***

[@johnathonnelson1953]

Could say it was A COLD WAR

[@RRECOS]

When your folk song is so powerful that it sets off mines just by the notes:

[@finnishboi2517]

yes it does

[@caav56]

IIRC, it was playing specifically to *prevent* mines getting set off by three-tone signals from Russian side.

[@rogue_lemon]

Send this to a bosnian mine field amd u will find out what happens

[@jellybeantime6807]

Oh god

[@cymikgaming1266]

@@rogue_lemon half the country would disappear

[@no-bl7hy]

Stalin: "Did we won?"
General: "well... Yes but actually no"

[@finnishboi2517]

hm

[@rudrakshpainuly1294]

Finland lost but actually dealt a very very heavy blow at USSR

[@ideacatstudiosunlimited5951]

@39A12CD
I think, they just lost a good bit of land, including Karelia, and potentially the real town of Säkkijärvi.
idk im no history buff

[@MysticianLuna_VG]

yesn't

[@cymikgaming1266]

we lost 300,000 men but won

[@toxicemerald9753]

When you somehow manage to mow down a whole Soviet tank division with just a snowball

[@someoneoutside1337]

"JOHANNES YOU DUMBASS ITS A STICKY GRENADE"

[@cymikgaming1266]

your giant battalion was beaten by a farmer with an out of date rifle WHITHOUT a scope

[@ZeroScotland]

@@cymikgaming1266 farmers op in war, shown twice already *(looking at all the captured stuff in ukraine xD)*

[@cymikgaming1266]

@@ZeroScotland as much changes as much stays the same

[@Chase92488]

@@ZeroScotland shame they never used the secret "revolution" ability, worked well for the french

[@waltuh11121]

"2 cold 4 me"
-Comrade Stalin

[@humbleguardsman5578]

That moment when the Finnish bias kicks in
That momentt when you halt the Soviets.
That moment when you drink more vodka than any Slavic ethnic group and your not even slavic.
That moment when your music is better than the Soviets
That moment when one soldier gets 300 kills with a mosin nagant without a scope.
That moment when the Mg fire is just right.
That moment when the Germans give you tanks.
That moment when the Finnish propaganda is true.

[@sharkboi6164]

Dylan Beach 505 kills

[@Darranis_Kuningasverinen]

That moment the russians fall thought the lake and you get your kroksen back

[@renzovergara3436]

that moment that russian tank starts speaking finnish

[@OddHunter5504]

The moment when one soldier hates the communists so much he fights them in three different armies
The moment when another soldier overdoses on meth and wreaks havoc everywhere

[@theyankinoz1781]

if a zoomer was simo hiwa, than he would scream "no scope literally' after each kill

[@succcocc9129]

*When You See A Russian Step 3cm Into Finnish Land*

[@jundatong8641]

When the Russian see you defusing a mine with accordion

[@dornierdo1724]

@Junda Tong Russians: *Excuse me what the fuck*

[@somethingundeniable5126]

My ears have been blessed

[@amyllari5274]

"Pass me the aux cord"
"Ok but you better not play shit"
Me:

[@leonardoskocic8266]

This is not shit

[@_Nohan_]

When the Soviet’s see gleaming eyes in the snow with machine guns

[@coolius5221]

Even though Finland was forced to give up fairly large chunks of land at the end of the winter war, they still kept most of their land, so its pretty clear Finland won the winter war.

[@bruhism173]

In short, the Russians paid for the land.

[@Z4K97B]

Meanwhile me at Vyborg:

[@8ballyt995]

When you mow down a Soviet tank division with a snowball

[@wolff4033]

when you are walking but suddenly the snow shoots you

[@dp-2835]

That moment when you went out to ski and destroyed a Russian tank battalion

[@madorb4384]

@MCC bruh

[@daspanzer1456]

When you drive a BT-7 with giant speakers, painted white, down I-4 during a hurricane lol

[@x3-LSTR-512]

And the british field gun cant forget that

[@policevauxhallastra6591]

The Photo make it more funny

[@jacob527]

i agree.

[@mateosou6610]

Your Profile name and photo is funny

[@policevauxhallastra6591]

The fact that my old name before is "Police Vauxhall Astra" with different Vauxhall Astra Police Picture

[@Kurovas]

@@mateosou6610 yup

[@dragonite5337]

Jesus Christ is like when you remove Molotov’s again freaking hell

[@akshays.tiwari9140]

Drago Nite NJET, MOLOTOFF

[@no-bl7hy]

@@akshays.tiwari9140 *N J E T M O L O T O F F*

[@sudocide]

This song instantly kills Russians.

[@Lubarka]

But not Ukrainian,s

[@spurdo4965]

@@Lubarka ukraine had nothing to do with this dude : /

[@TheStupidSeal]

I played this in Russia, everyone in a 10 mile radius died.

[@Mr.Maverick.Hunter]

Soviets: "We have hundreas of tanks, planes and a 400,000 invasion force against your small infantry based military. What are you going to use?"
Finnish farmers: *S K I*

[@capybarafan1238]

*When they outnumber you in everything but skill*

[@theminuskai7453]

If their numbers where even finland would have obliterated the soviet union

[@datank9853]

British Bias + Russian Bias = FINNISH BIAS

[@TheDiamondFish]

as a winter, I can confirm this is our national anthem

[@ash_dies_alone1940]

FINLAND INTENSIFIES

[@reactornumber4760]

when a Russian babe steal your ushanka but u got your hot Finnish babe to cover u

[@kubz1570]

*PERKELE GETS SO LOUD IT OPENS A PORTAL TO H E L V E T E*

[@resistance_against_thecombine]

Hellveti

[@Gigachad-hp1ql]

*OH PERKELE*

[@Shotgun_N_Boots]

Respect to Finland from the United States.

[@starybozydara2675]

when russian kid steals your pencil in school

[@copper2826]

*When the Russian kid steals you’re reindeer sculpture in art class*

[@copper2826]

No it’s you’re

[@chernousstripus1846]

*BENIS*

[@dornierdo1724]

@Cherno Stripe *FUG* *:D* *:D* *:D*

[@finny4896]

*FUG DEM IN BENIS :D :D :D*

[@kubz1570]

OH FUG :DDDDDD

[@justaregularoldkgbagent4068]

*XDDDDDDDDDDDD*

[@peterrice8825]

If you wand our land, gome and dage id you gommie fuggs.
Benis.

[@percarinata]

When you kick the USSR's ass and than you're known for being in a vocaloid video instead

[@AndroidIdentity]

Current events compell us to return here.

[@digbyfire5446]

Stalin: *Why do i hear boss music*

[@Nothing92812]

I Here

[@Hans-hy5jp]

When your ancestry results come in and you find out that ur 0.000000000000000002% Finnish

[@fml0653]

When Angry Birds finally defeated the Bad Piggies

[@JP12345]

I'm realizing now that the victor in most wars is just the one with the coldest winter

[@tinnapobkbs]

Soviet soldiers : "How many soldiers were died from the war, Stalin"
Joseph Stalin : *Y E S ?*

[@19NAT43]

Pov: You Are a Russian Soldier and You Entered in a "Trench"

[@tjzieser6669]

Respect to Finland from Germany

[@mbrrett1600]

When the snow stars speaking Finnish

[@dornierdo1724]

@Condor Tzar42 *When the mines explode in Finnish*

[@x3-LSTR-512]

@@dornierdo1724 mine dont explode with this trust me

[@ArchonSharks]

Germany: So finland, are you gonna join the axis or allies?
Finland: yes

[@foxwolf973]

Simo before shooting a Soviet:
_"Bro, do you even camo?"_

[@IlluminatorBoiiii]

When you take a DNA test and you're 7% Finnish

[@claudiu8146]

nice

[@kevinn5181]

When the snow says bless you

[@Algerreichen]

Vietnam: "the trees speak vietnamese"
Finland: *the snow speaks finish*

[@Urshilaku196]

This is what I call music

[@jackslavich9037]

I agree

[@JadsMusic]

When you get a high from snow and repel an entire army with farmers equipped with outdated bolt action rifles

[@SammyWhiteley]

When you’re midway through a meth-fueled, cross-country skiing trip, and you manage to catch a small bird which you eat raw

[@jacojackmerzino3061]

Snow:starts speaking Finland
Russians: confused screaming

[@InkblotHyena]

When Molotoff starts making promises you know he can't keep.

[@Mighhn]

NJET MOLOTOFF

[@kingneptune4200]

Stalin: so we lost?
Soviet general: No, we just failed to win

[@aznyxx9435]

Soviet radio in winter war :

[@knightstemplar9631]

When one Finnish guy annihilates the whole red army
“I am inevitable”

[@BluePhrognik]

“Yuri where did my vodka go I swear it was coat?”
“Also WHY IS THE SNOW SNICKERING AND SPEAKING FINNISH!”

[@ottoslade9442]

Everyone gangsta till the snow starts singing this

[@mikugirlB3]

When the Fins go down with skies and spot a T-26 and lights it up with Molotovs

[@rogue_lemon]

How to completly destroy any russian's ears in one second:

[@tedbacks6365]

when the pile of snow gets 500 confirmed kills

[@traktortarik8224]

When you spot a damn weeb

[@-._.-._--._.-._--._.-._--._.-.]

??

[@x3-LSTR-512]

Aka the person that says something about a pershing on a video about the bt-7

[@Jack_Walten32]

Finnish Soldier: "SIR!!! A RUSSIAN MISSILE HAS LANDED FINNISH LAND!!!!!"
Finnish Prime Minister: *Get The Ski's*
The Snow:

[@stonks6616]

That moment you clap a trio of Pershing allowing your teammate to destroy the Karl Gerät mortar that just shelled your allies on the hill

[@jussiwill4294]

Beutiful music too my ear säkkijärven polka but with Even better music

[@RCT3Crashes100]

*When you see a landmine*

[@vladkapitsa4791]

Ivan, they's in snow!
No, Peter, they's is a snow.

[@ourvaporwave6351]

When Putin wages war to Finland:

[@attilaabonyi8879]

Lol

[@fpslevi3812]

Me: Who the hell invades Finland? That place is colder than Russia
Russia: Hold my Vodka

[@hackerman4436]

all the lyrics
On kauniina muistona Karjalan maa
Mutta vieläkin syömmestä soinnahtaa
Kun soittajan sormista kuulla saa
Säkkijärven polkkaa!
Se polkka taas menneitä mieleen tuo
Ja se outoa kaipuuta rintaan luo
Hei, soittaja, haitarin soida suo
Säkkijärven polkkaa!
Nuoren ja vanhan se tanssiin vie
Ei sille polkalle vertaa lie!
Sen kanssa on vaikka mierontie
Säkkijärven polkkaa!
Siinä on liplatus laineitten
Siinä on huojunta honkien
Karjala soi - kaikki tietää sen -
Säkkijärven polkkaa!
Tule, tule tyttö, nyt kanssani tanssiin, kun polkka niin herkästi helkähtää. Hoi! Hepo surkoon ja hammasta purkoon, kun sillä on ihmeesti suurempi pää!
Tule, tule, tyttö, nyt kanssani tanssiin kun meillä on riemu ja suvinen sää! Säkkijärvi se meiltä on pois, mutta jäi toki sentään polkka!
Kun rakkaimmat rannat on jääneet taa
Niin vieraissa kulkija lohdun saa, kun
Kuuntelee soittoa kaihoisaa:
Säkkijärven polkkaa!
Se polkka on vain, mutta sellainen
Että tielle se johtavi muistojen
On sointuna Karjalan kaunoisen:
Säkkijärven polkka!
Nuoren ja vanhan se tanssiin vie
Ei sille polkalle vertaa lie!
Sen kanssa on vaikka mierontie
Säkkijärven polkkaa!
Siinä on liplatus laineitten
Siinä on huojunta honkien
Karjala soi - kaikki tietää sen -
Säkkijärven polkkaa!
Tule, tule tyttö, nyt kanssani tanssiin, kun polkka niin herkästi helkähtää. Hoi! Hepo surkoon ja hammasta purkoon, kun sillä on ihmeesti suurempi pää!
Tule, tule, tyttö, nyt kanssani tanssiin kun meillä on riemu ja suvinen sää! Säkkijärvi se meiltä on pois, mutta jäi toki sentään polkka!
Kun rakkaimmat rannat on jääneet taa
Niin vieraissa kulkija lohdun saa, kun
Kuuntelee soittoa kaihoisaa:
Säkkijärven polkkaa!
Se polkka on vain, mutta sellainen
Että tielle se johtavi muistojen
On sointuna Karjalan kaunoisen:
Säkkijärven polkka!

[@OttoVonBismarck-pq4vr]

When you reach to moscow as Finland in Hoi4

[@TheUnforgiven59]

When you can't spot that one sniper.

[@Bekrija.]

When Aleksi destroys a KV-1 with his Maxim gun

[@basilbackman2829]

When the fins hear that soviets have laid mines that get triggered by this song XD

[@GeorgeTheGeneral1821]

The Soviet soldier : *pee in the snow*
The snow : Bless you comrade, now you can go to sleep ...

[@Mwraf]

We're taking back Karellia with this one!!🗣 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Kriegter]

farmer: tank coming
farmer: what we do
farmer 2: i dont know
farmer 3: maybe we can burn them?
farmer: dont be stupid
farmer: but lets try

[@valtsur08]

"Radio man activate the radio mines"
"Sir I can't signals are jammed,do I hear music"
(Raises volume)
SÄKKIJÄRVENPOLKAA

[@myDickbiG]

The 2 horsemen of hiding
The vietnamese and the finnish

[@barneyfromblackmesa4746]

Maybe 3 or 4. The Afghanistans love their mountains. Let’s see what hiding stereotypes come out of Ukraine.

[@tiagocerqueira]

When you capture Moscow with a bottle of Vodka and a ski

[@derman-ps6re]

When Häyhä shoots his first target

[@simohayha760]

Yes

[@denniskibrik7310]

@@simohayha760 oh hi im scared

[@blurryfaceyt165]

When your hands has becomed 2 blocks of ice but you Still killed 500 enemies

[@genericlegionaryrecruit7235]

"So, comrade commissar, when are those not-green uniforms coming in?"

[@thepolishastronaut7940]

On kauniina muistona Karjalan maa,
mutta vieläkin syömmestä soinnahtaa,
kun soittajan sormista kuulla saa,
Säkkijärven polkkaa!
Se polkka taas menneitä mieleen tuo
ja se outoa kaipuuta rintaan luo.
Hei, soittaja, haitarin soida suo
Säkkijärven polkkaa!
Nuoren ja vanhan se tanssiin vie,
ei sille polkalle vertaa lie!
Sen kanssa on vaikka mierontie
Säkkijärven polkkaa!
Siinä on liplatus laineitten,
siinд on huojunta honkien.
Karjala soi - kaikki tietää sen -
Säkkijärven polkkaa!
Tule, tule tyttö, nyt kanssani tanssiin,
kun polkka niin herkästi helkähtää.
Hoi! Hepo surkoon ja hammasta purkoon,
kun sillä on ihmeesti suurempi pää!
Tule, tule, tyttö, nyt kanssani tanssiin
kun meillä on riemu ja suvinen sää!
Säkkijärvi se meiltä on pois,
mutta jäi toki sentään polkka!
Kun rakkaimmat rannat on jääneet taa,
niin vieraissa kulkija lohdun saa, kun
kuuntelee soittoa kaihoisaa:
Säkkijärven polkkaa!
Se polkka on vain, mutta sellainen,
että tielle se johtavi muistojen.
On sointuna Karjalan kaunoisen:
Säkkijärven polkka!
Nuoren ja vanhan se tanssiin vie,
ei sille polkalle vertaa lie!
Sen kanssa on vaikka mierontie
Säkkijärven polkkaa!
Siinä on liplatus laineitten,
siinд on huojunta honkien.
Karjala soi - kaikki tietää sen -
Säkkijärven polkkaa!
Tule, tule tyttö, nyt kanssani tanssiin,
kun polkka niin herkästi helkähtää.
Hoi! Hepo surkoon ja hammasta purkoon,
kun sillä on ihmeesti suurempi pää!
Tule, tule, tyttö, nyt kanssani tanssiin
kun meillä on riemu ja suvinen sää!
Säkkijärvi se meiltä on pois,
mutta jäi toki sentään polkka!
Kun rakkaimmat rannat on jääneet taa,
niin vieraissa kulkija lohdun saa, kun
kuuntelee soittoa kaihoisaa:
Säkkijärven polkkaa!
Se polkka on vain, mutta sellainen,
että tielle se johtavi muistojen.
On sointuna Karjalan kaunoisen:
Säkkijärven polkka!

[@CoffeeSuccubus]

Putin: *invades Finland because they joined NATO*
Finland:

[@giancarlo5202]

What the!

[@giancarlo5202]

HEYPUTINIKILLYOU

[@Klutzy_603]

that one farmer in the background with a snow camo suit and an iron sight sniper SäkkIJÄrvEn POlkKaA

[@noahboddy1484]

"Lets play a little game, its called find the sniper!"
The hikers:

[@thetaticalpeng5553]

I played this with a headset on max, my brain got taken over by a farmer

[@LSHomie_67]

When snow start shooting
When trees start speaking
When fans start singing
When comments start dancing

[@danverit783]

When the snow starts speaking finnish.

[@tangow371]

I want to blast this while dressed as a Finnish ski trooper going down the slopes terrifying skiers

[@hyperyoutube2607]

Molotoff picked the wrong icecream flavour. I can see.
He should've picked vanilla.

[@Hans-hy5jp]

When ur playing cs:go with a Russian and his mic stops working
_the Finn's gottem_

[@tsarnicholasii66]

soviets gangsta till the snow starts singing Säkkijärven polkka

[@mastercelestialmoon7102]

You and the boys waiting for a Soviet Soldier to appear: