Le BISMARCK Has Arrived

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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

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  • @nextcaesargaming5469
    @nextcaesargaming5469 Год назад +1366

    Thanks to Scorpo, I will never again look through a history book without imagining doges, gigachads and singing cats

    • @moneymemes
      @moneymemes Год назад +10

      Laws r like babies, it is best u dont see them being made

    • @lionec226
      @lionec226 Год назад +19

      This is probably how Scorpo imagined history in classroom when he was daydreaming at school...

    • @mistrsportak9940
      @mistrsportak9940 Год назад +4

      ​​@@moneymemesell, I both like history (watching laws being made) and porn (watching babies being made), so Bismarck was wrong

    • @Ayr1n_0
      @Ayr1n_0 Год назад +7

      Don’t forget about the random anime women appearing mysteriously

    • @Tipsy_1
      @Tipsy_1 Год назад +5

      Forgot the anime girls

  • @i-dislike-handles
    @i-dislike-handles Год назад +1361

    "Laws are like sausages, it's best to not see one being made"
    -Otto von Bismarck

    • @moneymemes
      @moneymemes Год назад +34

      Laws r like babies, it is best u dont see them being made

    • @watcher8582
      @watcher8582 Год назад +20

      People will think that's a made up quote...

    • @The_Void_bro
      @The_Void_bro Год назад +3

      No, I don't think so, that is his most popular quote. Also, people were calling him,, the iron chancellor.

    • @user-kk1lt3pu4o
      @user-kk1lt3pu4o Год назад +1

      Bismarck made Germany into the worst possible thing it could as he wanted it to copy Frankreich witch called Der Grosse Nation. Germany was only healed from his influence for good when Prussia finally disappeared as those eastern Germans always were the worst people Germany had to offer and even to this day eastern Germans are still lacking in many fields and not because of communism the shift between west and eastern Germany was always present.

    • @watcher8582
      @watcher8582 Год назад +3

      @@The_Void_bro I'd bet quite some money that 75% of youtube viewers have never heard the name Bismarck

  • @mobilization
    @mobilization Год назад +1774

    History 99%. Meme 1%!

  • @thedankengine4444
    @thedankengine4444 Год назад +580

    These videos have to be watched three times:
    The first time you just watch it without pause and feel the chaos of the events and animation
    The second time you keep pausing it every three seconds to read test and look at all the tiny details/easter eggs
    The third time you watch it with renewed understanding and understand more of the humor and irony of the video

    • @moneymemes
      @moneymemes Год назад +9

      Laws r like babies, it is best u dont see them being made

    • @user-pm3lu7vw5l
      @user-pm3lu7vw5l Год назад +6

      absolutely the same dynamic to understanding the deepness of a skorpo video ;0)
      In fact , skropo compress the historical data in one minute.

    • @DIO-rs9le
      @DIO-rs9le Год назад +3

      看了10遍也不懂

    • @iller3
      @iller3 Год назад +1

      _skill issue, upgrade to Meth_

    • @sheridangreen146
      @sheridangreen146 Год назад +1

      I could never put it into words but here it is

  • @JazzJackrabbit
    @JazzJackrabbit Год назад +636

    "You can't make Otto von Bismarck any more based."
    Scorpo: "Hold my beer!"

  • @vaughnpardillo3610
    @vaughnpardillo3610 Год назад +219

    "I am making rapid progress in the art of using many words to say nothing at all."
    -Otto Von Bismarck

  • @PakBallandSami
    @PakBallandSami Год назад +189

    “We live in a wondrous time, in which the strong is weak because of his scruples and the weak grows strong because of his audacity.”
    ― Otto von Bismarck

  • @midimusicforever
    @midimusicforever Год назад +225

    Napoleon: "You can't make Germany whole"
    Bismarck: "Chancellor accepted"

  • @PakBallandSami
    @PakBallandSami Год назад +57

    “Politics are not a science based on logic; they are the capacity of always choosing at each instant, in constantly changing situations, the least harmful, the most useful.”
    ― Otto von Bismarck

    • @mazesvga4669
      @mazesvga4669 Год назад +12

      That's what politics should be. Bismarck was far ahead of his time.

  • @Mrs.THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL
    @Mrs.THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL Год назад +66

    Bismarck: If you do that, I'll quit
    Wilhelm: ok
    Bismarck: *Wait that's not how you're supposed to play the game*

  • @kochy8535
    @kochy8535 Год назад +73

    The problems of today must be solved with Iron and Blood
    -Bismarck

  • @sainhundehauer1408
    @sainhundehauer1408 Год назад +68

    As a German i have to say this, this is better than any history class i have ever had on Bismarck

  • @nicknight1404
    @nicknight1404 Год назад +18

    I like the fact that Bismarck 0:11 in the has not the white coat on. This scene is based on the famous painting of the crowning of the Kaiser. The painting was although nor real and it was painted after the painters memory and things were added that weren't really there. The white robe from Bismarck was also one of the added things that wasn't really there. Nice attention to detail.

  • @rayshiffer5026
    @rayshiffer5026 Год назад +54

    Finally, the most underrated german leader has appeared.

    • @deauthorsadeptus6920
      @deauthorsadeptus6920 Год назад +16

      This dude made germany germany.

    • @SebaGames1
      @SebaGames1 Год назад +6

      Underrated????

    • @GunMan69420
      @GunMan69420 Год назад +8

      @@deauthorsadeptus6920 he made the most german spirit more german in germany

    • @cynicat74
      @cynicat74 Год назад +3

      Weird, I don't see Frederick the Great anywhere in this video

  • @FroZZyChannel
    @FroZZyChannel Год назад +249

    Если бы историю преподавали в таком виде, я бы ни одного урока не пропускал бы!

  • @theronin942
    @theronin942 Год назад +10

    This was amazing, as someone who actually studied the European events from 1700-2000s I can say that this actually does a good job of showing what actually occurred but in a silly and enteraining way!

  • @Walker-84473
    @Walker-84473 Год назад +74

    As a Chinese living in Australia, and eating French fries when watching this video, I can say it is 100% accurate

    • @aussiejezza
      @aussiejezza Год назад +4

      *red sun in the sky intensifies*

  • @hildegunstvonmythenmetz6095
    @hildegunstvonmythenmetz6095 Год назад +5

    Wow, I needed to pause every second to find a new background detail. That must've taken a long ass time. Respect Mr Scorpo.
    Sehr gut!

  • @28spen
    @28spen Год назад +28

    Always a great day when Scorpo uploads!

  • @Trooper_Tata
    @Trooper_Tata Год назад +158

    As a Bismarck Captain I can Confirm this is 100% Accurate

  • @CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald
    @CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald Год назад +9

    I would really appreciate if you would add captions explaining the real history going on so I can learn. You are a great editor and this could be a great way to actually teach people history.

  • @elmiguesss
    @elmiguesss Год назад +7

    I’m very happy that you put a bigger emphasis on the artillery and the danish overconfidence in 1864, rather than the needle gun, because in reality the needle gun did not play as big a role as the other 2 did.

  • @sethpoiner3941
    @sethpoiner3941 Год назад +11

    The ending is enough to make a grown man cry...
    Amazing video.

  • @T-34-85M
    @T-34-85M Год назад +65

    The terror of the seas
    *The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine*

    • @ragnarrskulkrew6232
      @ragnarrskulkrew6232 Год назад +10

      He was made to rule the seas and lead the Kriegsmarine!!

    • @galatheumbreon6862
      @galatheumbreon6862 Год назад

      Too bad the navy wasn’t fully utilized

    • @keegantripp1245
      @keegantripp1245 Год назад +4

      @@galatheumbreon6862 *Cough Cough* Doesn't realize this is the Sabaton Song Bismarck lyrics. *Cough Cough*

  • @timthewarlord2304
    @timthewarlord2304 Год назад +12

    Bismarcks last word of advice to the Kaiser was to beware of conflict rising in the Balkans oh how he is laughing in his grave When that happened

  • @larsvanderlaan5266
    @larsvanderlaan5266 Год назад +5

    Having just done my history essay over Bissmarck, I applaud your extensive research on him.

  • @theunknowncrusader4362
    @theunknowncrusader4362 Год назад +27

    Calmest day in Europe be like

  • @RoofWithAFloor
    @RoofWithAFloor Год назад +9

    1:07 "In einem Polenstädtchen" Ingen is the best channel for these songs👍

    • @xyzz232
      @xyzz232 Год назад +3

      Don´t forget about Dr. Ludwig, also a very good channel.

    • @dylanbilson4271
      @dylanbilson4271 4 месяца назад

      I though that was "Erika", oh wait that's many decades later

  • @cocacola4blood365
    @cocacola4blood365 Год назад +6

    I was in Beerland from '79 to '83. "Sauageland," "Chocolateland" and "Every weekend you can walk 10k for a medal or commemorative plate unless a purdy girl jogs by along the 30k path and if you jog with her maybe you'll score if you can keep up and not die of cardiac arrest or exhaustionland" are also accurate.

    • @Afterthefallout55660
      @Afterthefallout55660 Год назад +3

      Thats true, heart diseases are very common in Germany. The work to hard are to much serious about themselves and walking to much

  • @FrenchieBG
    @FrenchieBG Год назад +7

    1:24 now that felt personal-

  • @i-kun_yeetpain
    @i-kun_yeetpain Год назад +11

    Anybody else relate to the Preußens Gloria with me?
    I guess we are certified 1850's kids.

  • @ollivs3667
    @ollivs3667 Год назад +14

    As a French cat bombardier, I confirm that Bismarck have charism

  • @Leg1oNcs
    @Leg1oNcs Год назад +5

    Every time scorpo drops a video, I know my day is going to be a great one. Scorpo is a true GigaChad.

  • @mr.penguin5700
    @mr.penguin5700 Год назад +8

    Bismarck: Arrived
    France: Not gud

  • @nnvist
    @nnvist Год назад +11

    As Polish, who's interested in this period of German history - yes, this is accurate.

  • @nils1539
    @nils1539 Год назад +2

    How hasn’t this banger video more views ? It is about the greatest (real) german to ever lived.

  • @victoriantoad4295
    @victoriantoad4295 Год назад +4

    If Bissmark was iron chancellor of Wakanda, Africa already would be united by blood and steel.

  • @deibysperez9063
    @deibysperez9063 Год назад +8

    THE BASSMARCK ARMEE WILL NEVER STOP THE HARDBASS WILL NEVER STOP 🛑🥚🎶

    • @natatata1711
      @natatata1711 Год назад +2

      Never stop, because no step to Russia board. Bismarck was a clever gay.

    • @deibysperez9063
      @deibysperez9063 Год назад +1

      Factos!!

  • @mikenikefrombrazil3348
    @mikenikefrombrazil3348 Год назад +10

    Yet another masterpiece from this man

  • @vincentiu-nicolaeleata4469
    @vincentiu-nicolaeleata4469 Год назад +3

    "Imagine having your army walk to the front".One like is not nearly enough for this masterpiece.

  • @veldrensavoth7119
    @veldrensavoth7119 Год назад +2

    1:16 you know he’s not gonna stop unless SCORPO stops him😂😂😂

  • @paytahblazed6107
    @paytahblazed6107 Год назад +4

    FROM THE MIST, A SHAPE, A SHIP, IS TAKING FORM

  • @NickTheAwsome100
    @NickTheAwsome100 Год назад +3

    What is really funny is that this was the topic in my college history class and watching all of the crap with Bismarck unfold in meme format was a fucking treat man.

  • @Fenharion
    @Fenharion Год назад +2

    The bird's song is awesome!

  • @czosnek1009
    @czosnek1009 Год назад +3

    Nei. Wild *BASSMARCK* arrived

  • @latran1578
    @latran1578 Год назад +3

    There is actually a lot of history in that, very well made.

  • @Twenty_Hundred
    @Twenty_Hundred Год назад +1

    My favourite history channel with oversimplified

  • @megalodonsniperelite
    @megalodonsniperelite Год назад +2

    That Prussian jumpscare got me.

  • @vyndoeserb
    @vyndoeserb Год назад +2

    We are getting near to 1 million subs keep up the good work king of meme wars

  • @r.d.x7403
    @r.d.x7403 Год назад +7

    “I hope some dumb fucker doesn’t ruin what I’ve built with Iron and Blood….” -Doge Von Bismarck
    “Hold my 1914!” - Kaiser

  • @mrd4320
    @mrd4320 Год назад +5

    I would just love this guy explain every history in this way 🌚👍

  • @eduardoastorga8826
    @eduardoastorga8826 Год назад +4

    This should be considered as world heritage

  • @user-iv6ap2mo20
    @user-iv6ap2mo20 Год назад +3

    Glory to Iron Kanzler! Glory to Otto Von Bassmarck!

  • @JamesFodor
    @JamesFodor Год назад +2

    Sure is lucky that Bismarck's life work would never be undone by an unpreditable emperor in over his head.

  • @ompskatelitty5356
    @ompskatelitty5356 Год назад +1

    a scorpo video about the finno-korean hyperwar is all i need

  • @Nikko2I
    @Nikko2I Год назад +7

    "Unification of Germany under Prussia was a mistake."
    -Bismarck after Wilhelm II took the throne.

  • @dlsmelgar
    @dlsmelgar Год назад +3

    Italia y Mexico estaran eternamente agradecidos con la Prusia de Bismarck

  • @cheekibreekigopnik5898
    @cheekibreekigopnik5898 Год назад +5

    Ah yes, Kanye West, only the most courageous and decorated German soldier -0:31

  • @Bestnightcoreofalltime
    @Bestnightcoreofalltime Год назад +1

    „No Allies?“
    Caught me offguard 100% accurate.

  • @maxencebraud-devincey6952
    @maxencebraud-devincey6952 Год назад +3

    Showed this to my history teacher, he laughed.

  • @ИльясИзбасаров-ч9э

    1:29 That one made me laugh for a whole minute

    • @fg8520
      @fg8520 Год назад +1

      can you explain it to me

  • @hdgehog6
    @hdgehog6 Год назад +1

    Such an astute historian....... brings a tear to me eye!

  • @a_balloon
    @a_balloon Год назад +2

    Someone: Mentions Bismarck
    Me: HE WAS MADE TO RULE THE WAVES ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS

  • @joaolemos7585
    @joaolemos7585 Год назад +13

    Que vídeo perfeito, chegou até no Brasil ❤
    Perfect video, even arrived in Brazil

  • @alexandrshmatkovssrb
    @alexandrshmatkovssrb Год назад +3

    Спасибо~

  • @redhen2123
    @redhen2123 Год назад +1

    “Better pointed bullets than pointed speeches.” - Otto von Bismarck

  • @Ch33mes
    @Ch33mes 7 месяцев назад +1

    As German can confirm this happened

  • @IttyBittyBobby
    @IttyBittyBobby Год назад +4

    That ending hurts tho. Right into the feels

  • @entropiart
    @entropiart Год назад +1

    seeing garibaldi unification of italy would be amazing

  • @ultramacegist3385
    @ultramacegist3385 Год назад +1

    Another great Slavic video from scorpo

  • @juanamador5140
    @juanamador5140 Год назад +1

    this is the best one made yet

  • @Wanking_wanker
    @Wanking_wanker Год назад +2

    Ok but otto van Bismarck had some incredible drip

  • @shadowkiller_9303
    @shadowkiller_9303 Год назад

    Ah finnaly, the one I have been waiting for. Absolute banger of a video.

  • @rotarydude9737
    @rotarydude9737 Год назад +9

    1:49 Ah Frederick III, the man who could have saved us all. May he rest in peace.

    • @hessus9489
      @hessus9489 Год назад +3

      Underrated comment, with him Germany would have stayed Strong and turn more liberal . While also not geting involved into wars, new colonies or that whole shit Bismarck not considerd a need for the new German staate.
      Edit:Though he would have probably still cute Bismarcks power, for first of personal reasons and second of Bismarck being far more authoritarian.

    • @ezequielrivera5480
      @ezequielrivera5480 Год назад +4

      ​@@hessus9489 A country becoming more liberal if done wrong leads to its collapse. The modern day US is a good example.

    • @hessus9489
      @hessus9489 Год назад +4

      ​@@ezequielrivera5480 We are here by speaking of liberal reforms in the early 20th Century, which can not be compared to the reforms of today's US.

    • @dripiousmaximous4049
      @dripiousmaximous4049 Год назад

      @@hessus9489 real.. feudalism on top tho fr

  • @JustARealAnimeLover
    @JustARealAnimeLover Год назад +4

    As a german dog.... its 100% history!❤❤

  • @Cuenta_en_Decadencia189
    @Cuenta_en_Decadencia189 Год назад +2

    History 50% meme 50%

  • @killerr721
    @killerr721 Год назад +2

    As someone that slept through history class i have no idea whats going on

  • @ams.empire.3990
    @ams.empire.3990 Год назад +2

    Only Scorpo videos are enough for history lessons. ❤😂

  • @magnunator
    @magnunator Год назад +1

    This is historical acurate.
    Yesterday, I have written an Exam about him uniting germany on the small scale and the early geopoliticts he applyed

  • @paramsrivastava6643
    @paramsrivastava6643 Год назад +1

    Bro really sneaked in the Austrian Painter watching the last scene, thought we wouldn't notice.

  • @intotheradius17
    @intotheradius17 Год назад +2

    I've learnt more from scorpo than school

  • @Butter_Warrior99
    @Butter_Warrior99 Год назад +1

    Bismarck really kept the German Empire together. Also a competent senior officer corp.

  • @radetzkypilledman
    @radetzkypilledman Год назад +1

    A normal day in visegrad when

  • @Gamlex_production625
    @Gamlex_production625 5 месяцев назад +1

    It's so genius...

  • @НеОбязан-щ7у
    @НеОбязан-щ7у Год назад +1

    самый достоверный исторический канал

  • @pitioti
    @pitioti Год назад +1

    Fun fact: The leader of Austria-Hungary was the guy Bismarck wanted to put on the Prussian Throne when he was still a child.
    Bismarck litterally fought his former candidate :'D

  • @dronovek
    @dronovek Год назад +1

    If more exactly, le BASSMARCK

  • @waffarethewarptraveller7734
    @waffarethewarptraveller7734 Год назад +1

    "Bismarck in motion!"
    Oops wrong Bismarck

  • @sabaton_no.1_fan
    @sabaton_no.1_fan Год назад +1

    Thanks I'm in Germany now (a trip)

  • @nebel66
    @nebel66 Год назад +1

    History accuracy, master degree I've always dreamed

  • @YasserMaghribi
    @YasserMaghribi Год назад

    Bro I was waiting for so long for Le Bismarck !

  • @shiinaanon8008
    @shiinaanon8008 Год назад +3

    Grüße aus Deutschland 🇩🇪🍺

  • @lasana-sq2ji
    @lasana-sq2ji Год назад +2

    Desde el primer día y aun no puedo dejar de verlo es tan bueno el video

  • @ТэчФакты
    @ТэчФакты Год назад +1

    Сейчас на истории проходим Бисмарка и тут видос от Scorpo

  • @baul997
    @baul997 Год назад +1

    Loved the poking at Netflix XD

  • @Luftwafelek1196
    @Luftwafelek1196 Год назад

    I have a test from this topic TODAY thx man. I appreciate it I learned more than with books great content

  • @Flely
    @Flely Год назад

    This channel knows what I am interested in and what we currently learn in scool this can't be a coincinedce Scorpo does it so often

  • @janmeier3214
    @janmeier3214 Год назад

    LOL, this is a MASTERPIECE! Greets from the Fatherland, Kameraden!

  • @veldrensavoth7119
    @veldrensavoth7119 Год назад +2

    1:10 I love the German crow. What song is he signing now?!😂😂
    EDIT I FOUND IT

  • @morksan9973
    @morksan9973 Год назад

    "Pride of the nation, beast made of steel. Bismarck in motion, king the ocean..."