I worked in Zurich for 4 years. One of the admins in the office was a young kid who was an fc Zurich fan. Throughout the 4 years, he never once spoke about the actual football. Whenever I'd ask about the game, he would go on about how many pints he drank, who they tried to pick a fight with before and after the game, and how many people he tried to punch. He still lived at home, mum still washed his clothes, and even made his packed lunch. He was constantly on edge, and somehow everything let to his apparent fighting skills.
@@howardsend6589 to be fair, I fully expect that is the actual extent of the fighting capabilities of both these actors, so it’s probably as realistic as you can get!😂
Tamer Hassan's (Fred) anger during this scene was real because Frank Harper (Billy) ad-libbed in the "kebab shop" line as Hassan's father actually did own one! :D
@@smnbee75He did. Got one of the hooligan books and he is giving his story of his time with Millwall although I think is careful about what he reveals do as not to hurt his acting career
You know when you've seen a film so many times in your life that you thunk ah I can't watch it again... after all these years of not watching it, after seeing just this clip, I'm watching it again lmao 😂
This reminds me of banter with mates growing up and during fall outs. You dont get flame battles like you did in London back then anymore. They were bloody quality. 😂😂😂
I know it wasn't that kind of film but it would have been really nice if they'd actually put all that animosity to one side for the sake of the little lads and their love of the game. Admitting without saying it that all the violence comes from that and that it's much more important than any bad blood they might have. ...I'll let myself out
@@nickmaclachlan5178 Yeah tell me about it. Not saying it would be realistic because it wouldn't. Just that it would have been a wholesome scene in an otherwise unwholesome film.
Yeah? Be nice if we all held hands and skipped through fucking meadows wouldn't it? But we DON'T WHY? Because life AIN'T like that; you idealistic div.🥱🥱😴😴
when i seen this in the pictures, they make it out to be a joke and after it, it cuts off and they werent fightin but still slaggin each other, and now on dvd and tv they just make it out as if they did actually fight?
If you're from London Lemon means smart, as above. Alot of people thinks it's bitter, but like the bloke said above, lemon tart. My old man use to say it to me.
the actor who plays Billy bright worked at my college and i mett him he is safe. hes got the proper oldschool essex accent your better of using actors from these ways now days if you want that oldschool accent and not the kidulthood crap.
My fella has literally just come home from taking my son football training and it kicked off there because a man was mouthing women so my fella put him in his place so I said its like this scene 😂😂
The only scene in the film that actually shows a game of football
Well it's not about the sport so ....
And there’s not a single bloody factory in the whole movie
Or a The. What the fuck?!
I worked in Zurich for 4 years. One of the admins in the office was a young kid who was an fc Zurich fan. Throughout the 4 years, he never once spoke about the actual football. Whenever I'd ask about the game, he would go on about how many pints he drank, who they tried to pick a fight with before and after the game, and how many people he tried to punch. He still lived at home, mum still washed his clothes, and even made his packed lunch. He was constantly on edge, and somehow everything let to his apparent fighting skills.
quality banter followed by a little fumble in the mud. sums up the whole film
Eloquently put MrMegarry
It was ad-libbed as well Tamer Hassan was genuinely annoyed when he said about opening his kebab shop
@@nickpayne2102 Truth F@cking hurts eh?
Just a bit of banter
I just basically posted that and then, pleased with myself, scrolled down to see it had already been said.
Like nine years earlier...
DELETE.
This is the most realistic scene in the whole film - parents ruining it for the kids by trying to live out their lost youth.
All the "football hooligan" films hammer that home: selfish pricks being selfish at everyone else's expense.
Realistic? 😂 Let’s have a fight then they lie on the ground cuddling. 😂
Very well said👍
@@howardsend6589 to be fair, I fully expect that is the actual extent of the fighting capabilities of both these actors, so it’s probably as realistic as you can get!😂
@@spamme9021 True. 😂
This never gets old though and still watching this classic scene in 2024 👌👌😂
Some people will just see this scene as a comedy, but everyone who’s played youth football knows this is basically a documentary 😅
Tamer Hassan's (Fred) anger during this scene was real because Frank Harper (Billy) ad-libbed in the "kebab shop" line as Hassan's father actually did own one! :D
Yet, after the scene Tamer would thank him, for bringing the best out of each other for the scene.. 😁.
Both Millwall fans and both proper respected down there.
I'm an actor. I've met Frank & Tamer. Both top fella's. The fact that Tamer's old man DOES own a kebab joint means FUCK ALL. End of.🙄🙄🙄🙄
Yes Tamer is Türk
I am American. I grew up speaking a language named after this country. I understood less than 5% of this conversation
Good.
You yanks hardly understand fuxk all about anything anyway so no loss really
So?
Like we can understand deep south hillbilly talk
Go and play with your guns yank
Well deserved Oscar winner for best script.
I love how it kicks off with the right amount of techno only to immediately devolve into them hugging on the grass 😂
The scooby do line was marvelous
I don't like scooby doo it's dumb! 🤮
Football factory will always be one of them films close to my heart core.
Bryan Coyne same must have seen it 100 times
Heart core ?
@@preparetoholdyourcolour7080 I'm as confused as you.
Proud of that are you?
Fortunately I’ve never had to suffer watching the whole film
What outstanding role models!
Taylor Ahern role models lol 😂
OUTSTANDING!!!
Tremendous!
I feel like I’ve failed at life when this is recommended to me by RUclips😂
You won't be confused when I open your f'ing cannister up...that's hilarious
gotta say their banter is pretty fucking on point LOL
I think it was scripted
It should be on point, the scriptwriters took about two weeks to come up with it.
Ironic thing is the actor that played the Chelsea bloke is actually a Millwall fan in real life.
Both tamer and frank are millwall
Frank took part in a bit of casual hooliganism during his early days also. Nit sure if Tamer did though, but yes both of them are Millwall fans.
They both were part of the Millwall hooligan scene
@@smnbee75He did. Got one of the hooligan books and he is giving his story of his time with Millwall although I think is careful about what he reveals do as not to hurt his acting career
Don’t get lemon bill don’t suit ya!!!
Should be up there with some of the greatest lines in movie history!
U couldn't run hundred yards mate 😂😂😂😂
He didn't need to.
This is priceless - who's still here for it June 2021!😂
September 2021. haha!
june 2024 👍
You know when you've seen a film so many times in your life that you thunk ah I can't watch it again... after all these years of not watching it, after seeing just this clip, I'm watching it again lmao 😂
Your more confused than Scooby Doo
One of my favourite scenes from this film: Two adults making complete arses out of themselves in front of of a few kids :-)))
Brilliant banter
"The fact you can't open your kebab shop in 5 minutes, or the fact you buy your Charlie of a white man" 😂 never gets old this
funniest scene in football factory
still makes me laugh that scene.
never gets old lol
0:42 😂
the song is Freestylers - Now is the Time
thanks pal
LMAO , awesome film
Top British banter 😅👏🏻
They were both fighting for Father Of The Year Award, victor takes home the golden trophy while being lavished by glorious accolades😂😜😉
Fucking luv this.
Reminds me of my football days off to a tea 🤣
Love this scene funny as fuck 😅
Best scene of the film 😅
As a foreigner ,That's extremely hard to understand what they say sometime .. Do you have some lyrics or subtitles ?
Man said lyrics to a fight 💀
@@hackstaoj3731 English isn’t his first language bro allow him 😂
This reminds me of banter with mates growing up and during fall outs.
You dont get flame battles like you did in London back then anymore.
They were bloody quality. 😂😂😂
I real enjoyed this clip about rivals in a London style sating perfect for my friend on face book
The captions for this are amazing.
static account.
What a parable this film is.
Love the British London accent!
British doesn't belong in this sentence. Britain consists of 4 countries with hundreds of different accents .
@@errolprice9654 not many Brits of any sort in London anymore more likely to hear Urdu or Albanian
@Ibn Al-Khattab LOL 10/10 for trying pal I'll give you that!
@@AthelstanEngland what's that gotta do with this ?
@@errolprice9654 Why does it need to have anything to do with this?
greatest film of all time
fuckin love this movie
I was disappointed I didn't see any footballs being made.
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The fact you buy your Charlie of a white man 😂😂
Scooby doo less confused then you ya prick , classic
The whole build up in this scene was classic, perfect angles and acting by both.
But tell me do football groups still meet up for fights in 2022?
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Yeah they do
Yes, but now they make sure they observe social distancing and have two negative tests 24 hours apart
Very rarely. Football is all about family now. Must be really embarrassing to get nicked for a punch up in 2023.
Nah they just wait for the carnivals now and get their knives out.
Sounds like a typical GTA npc dialogue scene 😂
yeah rise of footsoldier has est fight scenes by far
I know it wasn't that kind of film but it would have been really nice if they'd actually put all that animosity to one side for the sake of the little lads and their love of the game. Admitting without saying it that all the violence comes from that and that it's much more important than any bad blood they might have.
...I'll let myself out
You've obviously never been to a kids football game then, some of the parent's behaviour is absolutely reprehensible.
@@nickmaclachlan5178 Yeah tell me about it.
Not saying it would be realistic because it wouldn't. Just that it would have been a wholesome scene in an otherwise unwholesome film.
They are hooligans stupid
Yeah? Be nice if we all held hands and skipped through fucking meadows wouldn't it? But we DON'T WHY? Because life AIN'T like that; you idealistic div.🥱🥱😴😴
I'm sure the junior teams of Chelsea and Millwall play in someone's back garden with in their own kits with just two dads watching.
Well, that escalated quickly.
I MEANT LEMON SOPPY BOLLOCKS
That grappling was on level with cm punk in the ufc
when i seen this in the pictures, they make it out to be a joke and after it, it cuts off and they werent fightin but still slaggin each other, and now on dvd and tv they just make it out as if they did actually fight?
I've seen it both ways. bit weird
Soppy bullocks LOLL
love this part of the film sooo funny
one thing leads to another lol
Love this scene so funny , took me ages to work out what " Don't get lemon " meant though ...
Same
Not rocket science, lemons are bitter .
@@errolprice9654 It means smart, lemon tart.
@errolprice9654 I'll get your coat for you mate...
If you're from London Lemon means smart, as above. Alot of people thinks it's bitter, but like the bloke said above, lemon tart. My old man use to say it to me.
"Fuck this if they can't be grown up let's go" lmao
so who actually won this fight? I mean there was no ref or firms to break it up.
It doesn't qualify as a fight really
Fucking Brilliant!!!
real hard men right here hugging each other to death so many hard men in this movie i mean look at rocky dyer
what trainers is fred wearing right at the end? adidas something, used to have a pair
the actor who plays Billy bright worked at my college and i mett him he is safe. hes got the proper oldschool essex accent your better of using actors from these ways now days if you want that oldschool accent and not the kidulthood crap.
Old-school Essex accent!!??
Try SOUTH LONDON!!! both of em.. same Manor as me.
Essex 🤣🤣🤣
Darkly humorous like the whole film lol
British insults are some of the funniest/meanest shits i've ever heard. Had me dying watching this scene
how did this show up in my list? oh yeah. one guy is from lock stock and 2 smoking barrels and one is from layer cake.
Thought they were going to have a fight and all they do is have a big cuddle and roll about. Puffs the pair of em !!
It's a film..
+Nathan Stephenson No no, its a documentary.
It's funny because they're two old guys that bump heads and still talk to each other. So it's natural that they fight like old guys
Fight?! More like a struggle cuddle!
Ooh you’re hard
It is in fact a great film
What's the song's name?
why are there only two parents there?
arguably loves best film harper is class
love it
Absolute English gold!!!
I smell a civil partnership.
Love island anyone?😂
British working class bromance? Maybe?
what does Fred say at the end?
Eazy - Don't Get Lemon
THANK YOU
It don't suit ya
I only understood swear words had to turn on subtitles lol
this stupid shit always makes me laugh
u wot m8
Mugs
U can tell these two actually are pretty hard in real life.
This is not the British accent I dream my future husband will have.
Swerve London then, and surrounding counties such as Essex and Kent.
@@pokerclown7922 na Surrey Kent Sussex and Hampshire not Essex
No such thing as a British accent .
@@errolprice9654 you're having a mare mate
@@zomgbat am I? A 'British accent' could be one of a hundred from 4 different countries sounding totally different. No such thing as a British accent
My fella has literally just come home from taking my son football training and it kicked off there because a man was mouthing women so my fella put him in his place so I said its like this scene 😂😂
Don't get lemon Bill..
Is it English?
Name of song ?
Yes there is...
Does anyone remember the remix made with this scene ?
Soppy bollox by eazy
music??
Why are they swearing in front of children.
yes there is
yeh there is that im feelin supersonic give me gin n tonic
is that malcolm smith i hear!!
FulhamSince95 Malcom Smith lol 😂 haven't heard that in ages !!!
Who's Chelsea and Who's millwall?
What was they actually doing on the floor ?
Quality bantz haha