Awh that feeling when you wake up and know you've done *something* bad and you don't know what....worst thing ever that, that's why this is well harsh man
@@slobodanreka1088 I rarely Laugh out loud.but I did..ps.im in this film under Hammersmith flyer watching the filming.( The scene when they got on coach outside the old Odeon .ps I'm 56 from Hammersmith and a Chelsea FC lad!!!😎😎👊👊
My mates used to do this to me constantly. Made it all the worse on the occasions when I had done something and didn't believe them only to find out they weren't winding me up
I've woke up in the cells a couple of times and had to push the cell bell to ask why i'm there. It could've been anything from pissing up a wall to murder.
@Owain Carey Nah. There's these prescription pills called Zopiclone, they're hypnotics, and if you take a few and drink alcohol on top then you remember nothing but you are far from f@cked in terms of falling around. Horrible pills!.
@@macman975 As I was once told by a solicitor before a police interview 'sleeping pills and alcohol are just a walking charge sheet waiting to be written.' I was once so heavily addicted to prescriptiondrugs I took 600mg of tramadol at 5ambefore my run, 14 7.5mg zopiclone before start of a teaching daywith coffee, and then either 2-4 30mg temazapan after work, or an extra 150mg tramadol to go the gym. Whenever I drank alcohol after work at home it was a coin toss 50/50 whether or not I was waking up in my or someone's bed, or waking up in a cell.
@@didzee002 That is it, we used to do valium back in the day, 2 cans with some of them & you're blotto, we named them pills after our local police station for obvious reasons.
Jonathan Pugh - You have never been in a fist fight clearly...... The only way your knuckles would be ripped or bloody is when someone moves out of the wave and you scrape your knuckles against a wall and considering he was meant to have hit Bills wife once and broke her jaw he would not have any injury to his knuckles.....
destiny killer depends where ya bang em in mouth, a always aim for side of jaw send it swinging it’s a nasty little one makes a sweet old sound as well
Alot of folk don't like Danny Dyer. Personally i love him. Straight from humble beginnings in Canning Town to being a massive success. Alot of jealousy out there
A beloved ex girlfriend of mine wound me up like this after a night on Stella and jack Daniels, she said I called her some very unspeakable and very unprintable things.
Danny has an amazing range as an actor - from Stepney to Bethnal Green
Oi geezer nothing Pete tong with Stepney lol 😂
Nowadays all that range is Bengali to Urdu
Awh that feeling when you wake up and know you've done *something* bad and you don't know what....worst thing ever that, that's why this is well harsh man
I have OCD and If Someone did that to me id be worried and scared and so like shit have i done it havent i
I o mate 😱
I've had too many nights out and waking up like that is nothing new to me.... Thank fuck my boys never tried doing this with me.
@@four-twenty4205 No they just took turns bumming you whilst you slept hahahaha
Just Some Guy - Oh look I've come across some kid on RUclips trying to be relevant.
“You broke her fuckin jaw Tom” gets me everytime 😂😂😂😂
Horrendous feeling waking up after a night out with no memory
Always makes me laugh when you hear people say "well it must of been a good night because I can't remember a thing"
Worse still is waking up in a cell not remembering.
@@eddy4688 or waking up in the hospital
@@TonyMontana-sx6jv not when your facing a life sentence. For something i can’t remember. “The judge gives a fuck about what you can remember.”
Sometimes it's worse if you can remember the nasty crap☢️
The beer fear is real
Ha
The worst feeling ever 💯
Every fucking week😂
100 million percent, it's horrible
Yeah when you wake up and have to delete about 30 snapchat stories 😂😂
The best line in this entire film is "I can't wait to see your fanny".
This is actually phenomenal acting
With a performance like that it can only be a matter of time before the Royal Shakespeare Company come knocking on Mr Dyer's door
"Is this a FACKIN' dagger I see before me?"
@@slobodanreka1088 I rarely Laugh out loud.but I did..ps.im in this film under Hammersmith flyer watching the filming.( The scene when they got on coach outside the old Odeon .ps I'm 56 from Hammersmith and a Chelsea FC lad!!!😎😎👊👊
Everyone's an expert.
My mates used to do this to me constantly. Made it all the worse on the occasions when I had done something and didn't believe them only to find out they weren't winding me up
Hahaha like what
🤣🤣🤣
You don't want to know.
@@JumpinJackFlash1989 you break some girls jaw lad 🤣🤣
those aren't your mates btw
I bet Frank Harper is a right laugh in real life! Big fan of his ever since lock stock.. 👊🏻
I remember watching this scene and I literally couldn’t breath
Agreed
Utmost evil prank
Here's an e mate for free...
Kids watching this in 2020 - this is how me and the lads had fun before we were glued to them internet phones.
Too right, bring back the stitch up.
Yeh u know
They'd rather eat tide pods than have a stitch up
Yes me ol’ son miss the days when we used to beat up Barbara
thanks grandpa
Beer fear is the sole reason I quit drinking.
Don't be a quiter got to laugh it off. Just like walking it off but completely different.
Me too. Fuck being blind drunk
You broke er fakin jaw tom
wut?
wut u mean wut?
This is Danny Dyer when Stephen French is after him.
Rattling the cage man rattling the cage
@@Dilkingt0nne😂😂😂
It’s the Zeberdee part that makes it. Imagine the feeling after the call. Fuck that 😂
There were loads of copies of this film before it came out officially.
Danny Dyer and Tubes from Soccer am, must be the least intimidating football hooligans ever.
Until they belt you from behind with a cricket bat. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Just a film son calm down
Neil Maskell is alright -Dyer is a clown though
Frodo
I shat myself for Danny dyer watching this
You better look that up.
Did you clean up afterwards
1:52
"Well that's a good idea init! I might as well go and break her fucking nose while I'm at it!"
*LMAO* His face.
Dorian! sounds like a puff
just a name tho innit?
Show him some fucking brief!
Ugh I ain’t got me wallet on me mate
Sorry to ruin the chain but Dorian is the puffiest name I’ve ever heard
We all know how bad the fear is 🤣🤣 absolute belter 🤣🤣
His doorbell tune! 😂
Played so real. This moovie always balancing between documental and regular movie
Danny Dyer flexing his acting chops and playing a cockney iduot since...well since he started acting
"None the wiser" lol
Kudos to Neil Maskell for losing weight since then
He went a bit too strong tho and looked like an AIDS victim for a while... last I see he's cracked it and looking alright now.
3.26 the way zeberdee points at him 😂😂😂
I've woke up in the cells a couple of times and had to push the cell bell to ask why i'm there. It could've been anything from pissing up a wall to murder.
@Owain Carey Nah. There's these prescription pills called Zopiclone, they're hypnotics, and if you take a few and drink alcohol on top then you remember nothing but you are far from f@cked in terms of falling around. Horrible pills!.
Valium and booze .
Guaranteed to stare up at Frank..you know it.!!!
@@macman975 As I was once told by a solicitor before a police interview 'sleeping pills and alcohol are just a walking charge sheet waiting to be written.' I was once so heavily addicted to prescriptiondrugs I took 600mg of tramadol at 5ambefore my run, 14 7.5mg zopiclone before start of a teaching daywith coffee, and then either 2-4 30mg temazapan after work, or an extra 150mg tramadol to go the gym. Whenever I drank alcohol after work at home it was a coin toss 50/50 whether or not I was waking up in my or someone's bed, or waking up in a cell.
Just wrote the same thing, it's the worst oh shit feeling. It could be anything.
@@didzee002 That is it, we used to do valium back in the day, 2 cans with some of them & you're blotto, we named them pills after our local police station for obvious reasons.
he doesn't think... ang on a minute... how's he let me sleep the night? 🤣 best wind up ever. jesus
Lads banter. A beautiful thing....
Widen my arse when I woke up they tell me the beer was off. It was all a joke to them
I was lashed
This parts not in the snide version anyone seen it, got different soundtrack in it aswell oasis etc.
This part of the film is the best so fucking funny🤣
hilarious scene
That fucking jumper on Danny tho....
Smashed out me tree LOL I'm gonna use that one
I really hoped Zeb would live long enough to batter Bills kids when they were older and he was inside
Tommy would’ve had a go on Barbara
Love this movie!
Rod played this one well.
Check your knuckles ...
Jonathan Pugh - You have never been in a fist fight clearly...... The only way your knuckles would be ripped or bloody is when someone moves out of the wave and you scrape your knuckles against a wall and considering he was meant to have hit Bills wife once and broke her jaw he would not have any injury to his knuckles.....
@@four-twenty4205 I've smack a few people in the mouth when I was younger and you do get tooth marks left
destiny killer depends where ya bang em in mouth, a always aim for side of jaw send it swinging it’s a nasty little one makes a sweet old sound as well
Alastair Jackson don’t be chatting shit with a name like allistar fucken bitch !🥴
@Black Coffee Now why he make you change your name 😂😂
Fucking outstanding film I've used so many of the sayings from this film.
I got sacked from work for using them
@@sheikhando4815 Dont get lemon Bill, It dont suit ya!
@@darthchungus3902 you broke her fucking jaw 😂😂😂
@@sheikhando4815 JUST a bubble? What you talk to me in that muggy fucking rhyming slang for?
Another reason why I don't drink anymore (amongst many).
Old Rod doing the Marcellus wave from Pulp Fiction post rape!
Fair play he has some bottle going round, but why was Raff so stern stood next to Zeb?
*what with me dreams..... florists...... fucking billboards.... BOLLOCKS!!* 😂😂
This has happened to me so many times where I don’t know what’s happened the night before
Oscar winning stuff from Danny dyer
Dont know why ive thought too watch this on a thursday morn, great though lmfao
Must of watched this 100 times The walk of shame he does and I’ll bet he’s shitting buttons it was a real head fuck ..who needs mates like that 😂😂😂
To be fair, that is proper decent
Recall Bill always saying Tommy instead of Johnson @2:53 pretty sure
Kazuki x Mandela effect
how he kept a straight face is beyond me....he's already been dead if he touched his wife
So did everyone who was in on the joke just stand around waiting all day for him to wake up…?
I mean it's a Sunday everyones sleeping off a hangover it's not like they took time out of the day for it.
@@toffeelatte6042 they must have taken time out, unless they all slept in the garden.
They were probably texting each other about when he woke up and when he was going to Billy's house etc.
And this is why I’ll never get pissed again
Danny dyer- is the pricks,prick.....😂😂😂
Football 'What do you nean what?' Factory.
The only time Danny played himself was when he was begging and scared lol
Take me back anyday maybe
Belter scene this, haha imagine doin' this to yer mate fuckin' quality. :)
Awh the old wind up now they are your true mates
I have to say this is the evilest prank
Swear half the scenes in this film are just Tom waking up in strange places.
How come Bright could afford such a nice house and a personalised plate?
He was Chief Brand Evangelist for his local kebab shop, you mug 👍
Because he sold charlie.
In the film he runs a flower business, guessing it's pretty successful
Sold charlie on the side from his florist business!
Always check your knuckles 😉
The wave 2.20 lmfao
Neil Maskell . . ..the thinking mans Alastair simm
I would hate to wake up and find out I was a cockney 😂
Could be worst could wake up and find out your a northerner breeding whippets and saying aye up.. 🤷🏼♂️
Southern puffs
Fucking funny that innit! Have a fucking laugh will you go on!! 😂😂😂
It's all fun an games till the ira call till ur door
Pure class
Best scene 😂😂😂
Alot of folk don't like Danny Dyer. Personally i love him. Straight from humble beginnings in Canning Town to being a massive success. Alot of jealousy out there
HELP: I`ve herd this phrase many times but cannot get it right, can anyone tell me what he says? kick the ... 2:04
Kick the fuck out of me .
@@garwhittaker3743 cheers bruv
Rod winston Churchill lookalike
nearly 20 years ago :'(
Anyone know the name of the track playing when Tom is walking to Billy's house?
Darude- sandstorm
This was me last night, pretty sure I didn’t beat up Barbara luckily
Just looks like Danny going to any guys house to be honest
@George Saddington loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool i love it
Banter at it's best
Fackin BIW-bowds!
"i wash me hands of this one cunts been throwing darts at me"
I’ve been there, never broke a birds jaw tho.
I’m double digits on birds jaws broken
I'm 27 and 0 now on the cobbles with birds.
Tom should of knew it was a wind up, Billy Bright would of been round in a shot if it did happen, just saying in reality.
Thats friends for you.
What tune is Billy’s doorbell
sharkie12354 flight of the Valkyries
@@northseawolf for real! I'd never notice that
Darude - sandstorm
They edited out the best line at the end when he shouts
‘Shut cunts!!’ At them.
yep check your knuckles sunshine. Haha
This was shot in Hayes right 🤔
A beloved ex girlfriend of mine wound me up like this after a night on Stella and jack Daniels, she said I called her some very unspeakable and very unprintable things.
That was some giraffe
Had that a few times lol
So thats were simon Nichols be hiding....if micky steel or jack find yas...
I know your winding me up 😂
All he had to do was feel his punching hand as anytime you use it to punch someone it is ever so slightly swollen and painful the next day.
If you dont know how to punch that is
Not if you punch a woman
Not if you've been punching for ages
Legendary! hahahahahaha
Jeeeeesus Tom
Chelsea rent boys
Billy B is the mutts
Jesus Tom