My kid watches this show. Some really wild episodes…Like apples that blow up, not inviting others to tea, lost magic pets and some Demi god that warps reality.
"And he realized, with a sad sigh, that he was trapped forever in this timeline... where well-produced Lore Videos were considered April Fools jokes and mindless, cash-grab sequels were considered serious business."
Let's take guesses at what he'll do next? My favourite is the strangely... colonial form the power of friendship manifests in. Seriously though, with every single new species who shows up in the show once they submit to the family friendly Jesuits they are shown in many different occasions to be if not subservient then at least lesser among equals to the ponies. We literally watch Twilight and Co found a fucking empire. AND IT ISN'T BLOODLESS! They turn multiple people, including a CHILD, into sentient stone.
Man, when Arch makes something for April Fools, he goes all out. How much work went into this, Arch? How many hours did you spend reading and watching and theorizing over Ponies?
judging by the snippets between Arch casts, several months, maybe a whole season of watching the entire series and maybe trying to read some spin-off here and there.
Something must have gone wrong when everyone quit seemingly important jobs to run an a cultural indoctrination academy. Stopped watching at that point, because it wasn't fun like the first main series was. (Something went off the rails.)
G5 somehow being that based in 2020s is the most incredible anomaly ever happened in media Ultranationalism among the ponies and Balkans-style Civil wars, The villain commiting the Dragons ge__cide, the purge of Mixed blood ponies, Canterlot in ruins, Discord losing his mind because of Fluttershy's death. Man that's both hillarious and crazy
Somewhere out there, there is an alternate universe where Arch mainly makes upbeat happy MLP lore videos and every year on April first he makes a lore video about Warhammer.
I like the phrases "Theory of Defensive Friendship" and "Friendship Fueled Annihilation" they make me imagine a fantasy world with powerful magical girls and their tactical deployment in conflicts.
That's pretty much literally what Twilight and her friends were. Six individuals of incredible skill using their powers and a set of holy artifacts to fight eldritch horrors and solve (or cause) the occasional diplomatic crisis.
@@krinkrin5982 I meant without any real initiative of their own. Like some general deems that a certain battle isn't going well and orders a little girl who doesn't know any better to atomise every single person in the area using the power of friendship.
This ironically sounds like how the Emperor of Man Kind might have been raised. Tries friendship, nukes those who refuse, without friends or allies to help rein in the chaotic or drastic measures... employed a very effective if brutal means of removing those threats. Then the heresy happened... war, revolt, and chaos as the unnamed apprentice she had been training betrayed her plunging the lands into the dark age. The next generation is not a part of the Twilight Imperium... it is the fringe group that thinks the Twilight Imperium is but a myth... never realizing that her followers are building up their crusade to reclaim that lost pony land. Soon the Twilight Imperium shall return with Iron hoof, boot, and horn.
@@nobodyofconsequence5084 You will laugh, but there actually is a story called God Emperess of Equestria. I hear it's quite good, though one has to stomach the idea of the premise first.
@@krinkrin5982It's helped by the fact that the lore of MLP FIM is ASTOUNDINGLY easy to rationalize as possibly existing in the verse of 40K. There are simply too many similarities and parallels in not only concepts, but full on plots and character archetypes not to be able to. For example, every main pony has a Primarch/legion parallel: Twilight to Guilliman, Rarity to Fulgrim, Applejack to Dorn, Dash to Khan, Fluttershy to Vulkan, Sunset to Magnus, Cadence to Sanguinius, Celestia to The Emperor and Luna to Horus. Pinkie is the only one that is more of an outlier, as she would fit in more with the Orks with less of an emphasis on violence, but I've seen some people link her to Russ. And the enemies too, I've seen Discord depicted as a Tzeentch or Undivided daemon, Tirek as Khornate, Chrysalis and the Changelings as Tyranids/Genestealers, Diamond Dogs are Orks, etc etc.
I know that this is an April Fool's but I give him credit for putting the effort in a joke well Dev can't even be bothered after 2 years now to make a fucking truckers video with any depth.
At this point I would not expect Dev to be able to make a trucker video in good faith without severely bruising his ego, which he cannot allow to happen as we know.
The entire concept of Friendship being perverted due to perfection is so freaking Slaanesh, that there should be a figure with Fulgrim riding Twilight into battle
Is it Slaanesh? I figured Twilight would more represent Tzeench with her hunger for knowledge and obsessions for coming up with plans to 'fix' things. I mean, the whole introduction to the show was Twilight being such a talented and knowledge hungry magical unicorn to the point that Princess Celestia was like "Go outside and make some friends you massive NEET"
@@Stormmblade i love how we doing the deep dive into MLP on the Arch chat btw. I would agree that at the start of the show. she would have been more of a Tzeench fangirl, but I meant more on the lines that following the story presented by Arch.
@@zsoltgyuricza6961 this kind of absurdist humor is right up my alley. And yeah there's no question that the purple matches quite well with Fulgrim and The Emperor's Children.
Wow, MLP beat Age of Sigmar to the whole "Living gods ruin everything" plot years in advance. GW really expanding where they get their reference material.
You have no idea how fucking hilarious I find it that the same guy I watch videos about Woke bullshit from also clearly is an MLP fan. It really doesn't help that I am as well.
@@Gherichto what part are you into more? Personally, I got into it from the online creepypastas. MLP surprisingly has a lot of genuinely fantastic fanfics I'm even considering trying to write one of my own now that I've come back after a few years.
I want to see how far he can take it, maybe next year he can switch up things a bit and we hear about the untold teletubbie story of how Tinky Winky cheated on Laa laa with Po.
Slaanesh: "Come good Librarius Arch I can look into your heart and grant you anything you desire." proceeds to warp vision his souls desire. Slaanesh: "WTF!!! Ohhh fuck no! Not one of those again!" Arch Laughing maniacally: "That's right asshole, I want to be a pony!" Slaanesh: *uck off, go get cleansed by a sister and come back to me.
For those that play HOI4 Equestria at War, know very well why and how Celestia can become a brutal tyrant. The scorching sun that will purge this world clean...
The part were she capture Twiligth and have a talk to her, and finally make her one of the generals, is really good, mi what a good mod, they atempt to increase eveirthing adding a new continent but i think the new part was not as succesfull
@@kaspi001 It was unironically one of the best things to ever happen on 4chan. The mods had to nuke it entirely, as they realized that their attempt at a prank had backfired, and in their union the two boards had become more powerful than the jannies could ever imagine.
To be fair, Luna didn't go mad over something like pancakes. She felt slighted because everyone enjoyed the day her sister brought, but slept through the night that she brought. So, something eventually snapped and she decided to make an eternal night.
It's a pretty simplistic overview that we get. There could have been a lot more happening, or it really could have been that short and sweet. I'd like to think that if they were going to devote more time to that period, then thing would be a little bit more complicated.
@MnemonicHack Tis a fair point. There could have been disagreements between the two, and that resentment kept building in the background till something had to give. Would be interesting to get a look in at that time period, though.
Worth noting that she also spent that nighttime battling the literal nightmares of ponies' dreams. I suspect a big part of what drove her crazy was the stress of her job, on top of the lack of acknowledgment.
Yeah, i feel Twilight going bonkers evil crazy could very much have happened, she was allways at her best when she could rely on her friends, not only for magical power, but also as a moral compass, remove that and Twily might over time start to slip, not a very good combination with a full alicorns power and looooong time to buff upp on magic. She and a certain gent from another universe called Horus would probably get eachother quiet well.
There are some. Baccano! is the easiest example that comes to mind. Although its more like how much it would suck if you were captured as an immortal and less about losing loved ones. Its probably the most hardcore one though. There is also Itsuka Tenma no Kuro Usagi which does this a lot more early on. Frieren is more about outliving your friends whereas Bakemonogatari takes a more melancholic romance twist as the ultimate end is being together forever with one's one and only regardless of how they wish to live the rest of the time they would have had if still mortal.
That is no joke one of the best videos of yours. A true immortal god, with no sister to balance her out and OCD multiplied by eleven is a terrifying thought. Also, great take on immortality.
Even when it's a My Little Pony video just for April Fools memes, Arch still cranks out a legit banger lore/theory video that honestly puts most Brony creators to absolute shame.
Can attest to that, I've seen brony lore\theory videos with less detail & research. Never mind production quality, they'd get facts wrong. Granted they'd be uncommon or lesser known, but something you'd think a lore\theory channel would know.
Hasbro should have taken the Guardians of Harmony thing to a full blown spinoff for a bit more action oriented crowd. There is potential in there with the lore, within the confines of a cartoon reminiscent of the 90s in that it could not be taken all that seriously. It would have been highly entertaining. We also got some good fanon materials, no not FOE, but smaller things like alternative takes on the lore (of which nobody is alive in the series to have witnessed it except the ones it is about and thus is ripe for being manufactured), or just cool imaginings how things happened (Celestia and Luna taking on Sombra and others in the old days), etc. Love it or hate it, G4 was the height of the series, not before not since has it reached such accolades.
I’m a fan of the theory that discord is actually malal or malice from the warhammer universe who transported himself to the Mlp universe because he got tired of being the god of ruin and anarchy in 40k because it was much too grimdark for him, and instead chose to retire as the spirit of chaos in ponyland instead.
Honestly, that general idea of the retired true god is very fitting for Discord. He's only shown being defeated twice in the whole show if I remember right and there's a good chance that that was just pageantry. His power makes it so he could, if he wished, just eviscerate whole cities in a nano-second. Hell, there are whole darkfics and grimdark-fics centred around the idea of if Discord was a bit more violent or was actually out to WIN. The only reason he stops being an issue....is because he chooses to.
another very important question: why does it seem that the au where nightmare moon won was more harmonious that equestria when twilight ruled? yes i am biased towards the moon pony, but after seeing her pull a cozy glow in the cannon comics which lead to the new series (along with everying else that happend in the comics), you could fairly well make this argument.
@@Morgomir09 that or a lot of nightmares to scare them into submission. either way they messed up big time making that au arguably better in the long run than the cannon timeline.
Yes for me crappy writters and dont forget when Faust take control of the show, she didnt want to make just a show for sell toys, not that has anything bad, but she wanted to make a show that fells alive, and past a good time thinking in the lore and how the show will look, that is why when season 2 end many said the show take a nose dibe, because Faust was only an asistant there, then come season 3, wich many didnt agree in Twiligth becoming an alicorn, to be honest Starligth Glimmer was a really good thing because she really put the idea of a pony that was or understand friendship but doesnt feel o so good do good, together with Trixy, but for me like many seasons 1 and 2 were amaising
That's because Lauren Faust is a legend. Powerpuff girls, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. That's just the things she had a major role in (director and such). She also did animation for The Iron Giant. And she... isn't involved in Gen 5, because Hasbro as a company is actively against doing smart things that make them money.
Don't care if this is an april fools, I'm watching the whole thing with the discord squad, we're getting popcorns and messaging the ex-brony to wake the fuck up.
They're called "whithers". I only know this because of a fanfiction where there was a human soldier who got transported to Equestria (of course), was injured and had a hard time walking around the castle or something, and Celestia told him to put his hand on her whithers to support himself. After a second of confusion, he put his hand on her flank.
For those who want to know, Twiligth has a protege in the last season, in the last episode was lesser dawn or something, and was her student in what was when she take control of Celestial school for magick, the last episode the final problem, the final problem, be the first problem, and we see dawn with some friends, so Twiligth has kind of a protege and student, wich has a personality similar to Twiligth at beggining of the serie, but it was an intresitng idea no doubt love the video
The only thing I knew about this show were: my little sister had a plastic one in the 90's that she threw at me and one of the recent alphabet aligned mass pewpewers had one in a jar in his bedroom.
To be fair this subsect of degens are far far far less cancerous or corruptive than the furries. We believed when the bronies first appeared that they were the worst that could possibly exist....before the dark times. Before the true evil was spawned and forced us to ally with ancient arch-enemies like the Fujoshi in order to at the very least keep our corners of the internet somewhat tolerable. The war continues and isn't looking good.... Even the boorus have been infected with the corruption to such an extent that we wish that we could go back to when all we had to worry about were the bronies. And one by one even our bastions where none of this filth were allowed would eventually simply cease to exist entirely due to now being viewed as controversial by our enemies, a true reversal.
Even in a shitpost, the quality could not be higher even if someone tried. This made me do for once from a video a potbelly laugh from just how absurd this is, and how seriously you make it sound. Good job Arch, good job.
I… I think Arch went into the Equestria at War modpack…. And got into the lore…. I kinda wanna see that now. I’m sorry Arch, hoi4 mods with good lore makes brain go brrr
Not gonna lie, I'm unironically looking to get a PC so I can get HOI4. JUST FOR EaW. It seems to be very interesting depth and well thought out and my favourite villains, the Sirens, apparently get their own cool little path if you make the right choices.
Poor Celestia... she's not going insane, her immortal mind is simply succumbing to dementia. All that power and immortality but her mind can't stop the marches of time... no wonder she's spilling herself into Twilight.
Impressive, a children's show who has a leader that could be mistaken for the administratum in competence. And Damn Arch, this could be a tale from 40k, a good ruler going full on Chaos as a result of age and lack of friends. Like a Few Primarchs. Looking at you Cruze.
I think the chaos dragon was probably high functioning insane to begin with. Hell, that might be sanity for him. Love this April fools tradition on multiple levels.
Season 1 and 2 were amaising, season 3, was meh, from there, the two last seasons, i mean Starligth Gleamer was really good and the final episodes of her battle with Twiligth were really good, and the one where she was introduce were not so much funny but intresting, but that was it, final season the idea of Discord one moment understanding and then creating a villan league kind of sort, really didnt make sense at all, but is like you said seaosns 1 and 2 were amaising and seaosn 3, when Faust was relegated to asistant well take a nose dive, gen 5 continue same universe, how, so why the F we watch gen 4
To be fair to Celestia, there was the entire 1000-year-long period where seemingly no threats reemerge from. Any major threats to Equestria either are products of modern times (Chrysalis) or always wee sealed or banished or whatever before the banishing of Luna. One does wonder what Celestia did during that period of time to ensure that peace was ensured. I'm willing to bet that she instituted a zero tolerance policy to any potential threats in prder to protect her people, but her discipline breaks when she discovers that Luna is back, since she could have been afraid of what her sister would think of her rule and wanted to revert to the way that Luna would be familiar with. Maybe she reasoned that with both of them around, they could afford to be more lax.
We don’t talk about G5. Only G4. And occasianly G1. Also, I can’t believe we got another. I thought it was a one off, but I’m so happy this might become a series!
I don't know what you mean. They stopped making MLP after G4. Nope, never made another one. Shame, really, it could have been so good, but then again maybe it's a blessing they stopped at the peak. Imagine if crappy writers got a hold of a potential G5 and took it in a dumb direction? We can at least be thankful that never happened.
I've long thought that Celestia's biggest mistake was making Twilight hers and Luna's successor as ruler of Equestria, because clearly she ended up running into the ground within a few generations. A country that prospered over 1,000 years falls within a few hundred of her stepping down. Trying to connect the dots from G4 to G5 is both so convoluted and disheartening though, that now I simply hold that G5 must take place in an alternate mirror Equestria (of which there are canonically many in the comics), and that the Twilight of G4 did not cause Equestria to fall to the state we se at the beginning of A New Generation. An alternate Twilight in a world of different geography, species, magic and laws of physics, was the one who did.
One of the underlying issues of dissonance in the series seems to be that of law versus chaos, individuality and freedom versus collectivism. It could be said that Celestia as an extreme force of law banished the "chaos god" Discord (elemental freedom) and then enshrined absolute law and obedience in accordance with her poorly thought out brand of order, just look at the tyranny of the cutie marks. This predetermined mark on your flank determines your entire future and place in society which she almost certainly controls via her godlike magic. Equestria's reality WILL punish you if you derivate from that path. It is praiseworthy that they actually did an anti-communism episode based on the abuse of cutie marks in the "old" show which demonstrates the damage this does to a society. Like all long lived tyrannical systems though, the victors write the history books. We will never know what methods that she employed to "reform" society, the large scale "struggle sessions" and the eventually disagreement, conflict and banishment of her own sister (this can be read as a coup against a co-ruler, or even dissolution of the checks and balances of a governmental system). Seen in this way Equestria looks like more like a failed state ruled by an all powerful incompetent dictator rather than a magical kingdom.
NOW COME ON. Any real brony is gonna know that you invoke "nuclear armageddon" as the supposed alternate ending to MLP is _clearly_ a reference to Fallout Equestria!
FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC, BUT MAGIC IS HERESY!!!
Therefore friendship is heresy.
..i guess that explains why the Commissar is hopping toward us with his laspistol out and the safety off...
BURN THE WITCH!
@@TKUltra971 good thing we are a krige regiment
Brother, get the Psycannon. The Heavy Psycannon.
These April Fool's specials are the definitive proff that I could watch the lore of pretty much any franchise if Arch covers it.
I'm right here with you my man😂
Same. Dude has a voice tone and vocal mannerism (combined with some smugness lol) combo that makes pretty much everything interesting to learn about!
I`ll second that.
I know right he's like a dose of morphine to numb the otherwise excruciating pain😂
Every year for about 30 minutes I am a brony and I blame arch for it.
Arch stopped gatekeeping for a single day and this is the result. "An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded."
He's just setting up a MLP gatekeeper underground
My kid watches this show. Some really wild episodes…Like apples that blow up, not inviting others to tea, lost magic pets and some Demi god that warps reality.
Eh adventure was worse I mean look at lemongrab
There are actually several demigods that warp reality, there was even a trans dimensional war the resulted in the destruction of a few universes.
Ah yes, Discord. He recently had one of the best episodes of Death Battle against Bill Cipher.
Just wait for the communist village complete with parade celebrating their equality.
@@travisarnett8968 Adventure time had a whole vampire army at one point.
"And he realized, with a sad sigh, that he was trapped forever in this timeline... where well-produced Lore Videos were considered April Fools jokes and mindless, cash-grab sequels were considered serious business."
Never thought we'd go from the grim darkness of the future to the insanity of cartoons, but here we are
You don't think MLP is grimdark?
@@acemanner MLP itself? No. It's fandom? Abso-fucking-lutely.
some might argue that mlp fim and 5th gen are grim dark but made family friendly XD
April Fools day you know
Arch being a Bronie makes sense somehow....
It's a shame we have to wait a full year between quality content like this, but it's all the more enjoyable.
Let's take guesses at what he'll do next? My favourite is the strangely... colonial form the power of friendship manifests in. Seriously though, with every single new species who shows up in the show once they submit to the family friendly Jesuits they are shown in many different occasions to be if not subservient then at least lesser among equals to the ponies. We literally watch Twilight and Co found a fucking empire. AND IT ISN'T BLOODLESS! They turn multiple people, including a CHILD, into sentient stone.
Arch has to cover that! My Little Pony: Family Friendly Imperialism and the Friendship Inquisition.
Man, when Arch makes something for April Fools, he goes all out.
How much work went into this, Arch? How many hours did you spend reading and watching and theorizing over Ponies?
judging by the snippets between Arch casts, several months, maybe a whole season of watching the entire series and maybe trying to read some spin-off here and there.
The alarming part is the time spent on twisting the stories lmao 🤣
@LooneyPoliticsTunes is he really twisting the stories?
4:24 “Do horses have shoulders?”
Arch asking the hard hitting questions of life.
Pigs have a shoulderbutt so I presume yes.
Technically yes
They technically do, yes. Their shoulder is the big mound of flesh and bone at the front sides of their flanks.
Yes, the shoulder is actually where you measure how tall a horse is…in hands as a unit of measurement…I am not joking
As someone whose father is still a practicing veterinarian.
I can tell you yes they do
End of Generation 4: Equestria has gone full multi-creature globo-homo
Opening of Generation 5: Equestria has fucking imploded
me: Say it ain't so...
What was Gen 3 of Equestria like then
Dangerously based.
Something must have gone wrong when everyone quit seemingly important jobs to run an a cultural indoctrination academy. Stopped watching at that point, because it wasn't fun like the first main series was. (Something went off the rails.)
G5 somehow being that based in 2020s is the most incredible anomaly ever happened in media
Ultranationalism among the ponies and Balkans-style Civil wars, The villain commiting the Dragons ge__cide, the purge of Mixed blood ponies, Canterlot in ruins, Discord losing his mind because of Fluttershy's death.
Man that's both hillarious and crazy
Somewhere out there, there is an alternate universe where Arch mainly makes upbeat happy MLP lore videos and every year on April first he makes a lore video about Warhammer.
"Fallout: Equestria", that's all you need to know. Read the fanfic by Kkat, it's fantastic!!
I like the phrases "Theory of Defensive Friendship" and "Friendship Fueled Annihilation" they make me imagine a fantasy world with powerful magical girls and their tactical deployment in conflicts.
That's pretty much literally what Twilight and her friends were. Six individuals of incredible skill using their powers and a set of holy artifacts to fight eldritch horrors and solve (or cause) the occasional diplomatic crisis.
@@krinkrin5982 I meant without any real initiative of their own. Like some general deems that a certain battle isn't going well and orders a little girl who doesn't know any better to atomise every single person in the area using the power of friendship.
Hey you might want to check out Magical Lyrical Nanoha.
@@jamalisujang2712 Just be prepared for it to turn really nasty. This is not a kids' show.
@@krinkrin5982 What magical girl anime is these days?
This ironically sounds like how the Emperor of Man Kind might have been raised.
Tries friendship, nukes those who refuse, without friends or allies to help rein in the chaotic or drastic measures... employed a very effective if brutal means of removing those threats.
Then the heresy happened... war, revolt, and chaos as the unnamed apprentice she had been training betrayed her plunging the lands into the dark age.
The next generation is not a part of the Twilight Imperium... it is the fringe group that thinks the Twilight Imperium is but a myth... never realizing that her followers are building up their crusade to reclaim that lost pony land.
Soon the Twilight Imperium shall return with Iron hoof, boot, and horn.
Ponyhammer 40,000
@@nobodyofconsequence5084 You will laugh, but there actually is a story called God Emperess of Equestria. I hear it's quite good, though one has to stomach the idea of the premise first.
@@krinkrin5982It's helped by the fact that the lore of MLP FIM is ASTOUNDINGLY easy to rationalize as possibly existing in the verse of 40K. There are simply too many similarities and parallels in not only concepts, but full on plots and character archetypes not to be able to. For example, every main pony has a Primarch/legion parallel: Twilight to Guilliman, Rarity to Fulgrim, Applejack to Dorn, Dash to Khan, Fluttershy to Vulkan, Sunset to Magnus, Cadence to Sanguinius, Celestia to The Emperor and Luna to Horus. Pinkie is the only one that is more of an outlier, as she would fit in more with the Orks with less of an emphasis on violence, but I've seen some people link her to Russ.
And the enemies too, I've seen Discord depicted as a Tzeentch or Undivided daemon, Tirek as Khornate, Chrysalis and the Changelings as Tyranids/Genestealers, Diamond Dogs are Orks, etc etc.
and I am all for chainsword horns.
MLP was so based by accident it's insane. They had to packpedal from the Pony Ethnostate in the final Season.
Remember children, my little ponies is against communism. You wouldn’t want to make twilight sad, right ? So do the good thing, don’t be a communist.
All you need for a perfect society is a white godlike monarch. Who knew?
They accidentally canonised the fan theory of a Pony Ethnostate with a caste system
@@nathanjora7627 I totally forgot there was basically an anti-communism episode. Don't know how that one slipped through.
It happened before the dark times. Before the Woke Empire.
Almost makes you wish for Equestria at War to be canon.
It kinda is, the Episode where Starlight Glimmer goes back in time to prevent the Rainboom, shows Equestria at war.
Fallout: Equestria, read it.
"Equestria ends in nuclear fire,"...Arch Fallout Equestria lore videos incoming confirmed.
Probably saving it for next year.
Chrysalis adopted the ghandi doctrine after the infiltration plans failed
The next Fallout game
Really liked that flash game
I hope that once he finishes it, someone shows him Project Horizons.... and Murky number 7.
I know that this is an April Fool's but I give him credit for putting the effort in a joke well Dev can't even be bothered after 2 years now to make a fucking truckers video with any depth.
At this point I would not expect Dev to be able to make a trucker video in good faith without severely bruising his ego, which he cannot allow to happen as we know.
@@wangusbeef86 He's got to desperately lick that boot to maintain his "center left" position.
who is dev?@@musicninja98
The entire concept of Friendship being perverted due to perfection is so freaking Slaanesh, that there should be a figure with Fulgrim riding Twilight into battle
Is it Slaanesh? I figured Twilight would more represent Tzeench with her hunger for knowledge and obsessions for coming up with plans to 'fix' things.
I mean, the whole introduction to the show was Twilight being such a talented and knowledge hungry magical unicorn to the point that Princess Celestia was like "Go outside and make some friends you massive NEET"
@@Stormmblade i love how we doing the deep dive into MLP on the Arch chat btw. I would agree that at the start of the show. she would have been more of a Tzeench fangirl, but I meant more on the lines that following the story presented by Arch.
@@zsoltgyuricza6961 this kind of absurdist humor is right up my alley. And yeah there's no question that the purple matches quite well with Fulgrim and The Emperor's Children.
You mean there ISNT a figure of Fulgrim riding Twilight? Yet? 😮
DEV I know you are there THIS is how you do an April Fools joke!
Wow, MLP beat Age of Sigmar to the whole "Living gods ruin everything" plot years in advance. GW really expanding where they get their reference material.
I've grown to like AoS ngl
ArchBrony confirmed!
You have no idea how fucking hilarious I find it that the same guy I watch videos about Woke bullshit from also clearly is an MLP fan. It really doesn't help that I am as well.
@@kieranadamson3224 ... we all are...
@@Gherichto what part are you into more? Personally, I got into it from the online creepypastas. MLP surprisingly has a lot of genuinely fantastic fanfics I'm even considering trying to write one of my own now that I've come back after a few years.
@@kieranadamson3224 fanfics and tvtropes...
@@kieranadamson3224 for me its PMV (pony music video).
I have been waiting since last year, Arch.
Your continued compliance is lauded by the regional magistrates.
Having outlived several friends and loved ones at a relatively young age, I find this concept of cursed immortality utterly captivating.
Might as well make this tradition
2nd year in a row. It's getting there!
May it become as legendary as LockPickingLawyer's Fool's Day videos.
I want to see how far he can take it, maybe next year he can switch up things a bit and we hear about the untold teletubbie story of how Tinky Winky cheated on Laa laa with Po.
Every 1st of April the warp ripps open to reveal the horrors of Equestria.
April 1st is now annual Pony Lore day? As a brony, I approve.
Thank you! The first time is Inaugural, the second time is First Annual (assuming a year cycle).
It irritates me slightly when people get that wrong.
It looks like he has finally fallen to Slaanesh.
It would appear so
When is Arch going to make an onlyfans ?
*been raised up to
ftfy. Slaanesh perfects!
Slaanesh: "Come good Librarius Arch I can look into your heart and grant you anything you desire."
proceeds to warp vision his souls desire.
Slaanesh: "WTF!!! Ohhh fuck no! Not one of those again!"
Arch Laughing maniacally: "That's right asshole, I want to be a pony!"
Slaanesh: *uck off, go get cleansed by a sister and come back to me.
(notice my pic is litterally AJ in the day of the dead cover. ;) )
For those that play HOI4 Equestria at War, know very well why and how Celestia can become a brutal tyrant. The scorching sun that will purge this world clean...
The part were she capture Twiligth and have a talk to her, and finally make her one of the generals, is really good, mi what a good mod, they atempt to increase eveirthing adding a new continent but i think the new part was not as succesfull
Tyrant ? Someone will se an inquisior in short time...
Twilight did what Aryanne Hoofler could only dream of.
I miss /mlpol/.
@@kaspi001 It was unironically one of the best things to ever happen on 4chan. The mods had to nuke it entirely, as they realized that their attempt at a prank had backfired, and in their union the two boards had become more powerful than the jannies could ever imagine.
To be fair, Luna didn't go mad over something like pancakes. She felt slighted because everyone enjoyed the day her sister brought, but slept through the night that she brought. So, something eventually snapped and she decided to make an eternal night.
It's a pretty simplistic overview that we get. There could have been a lot more happening, or it really could have been that short and sweet. I'd like to think that if they were going to devote more time to that period, then thing would be a little bit more complicated.
@MnemonicHack Tis a fair point. There could have been disagreements between the two, and that resentment kept building in the background till something had to give. Would be interesting to get a look in at that time period, though.
That’s the later moral justification. Women are petty.
Someone didn't tell her about the Hispanic ponies who sleep during the day.
Worth noting that she also spent that nighttime battling the literal nightmares of ponies' dreams. I suspect a big part of what drove her crazy was the stress of her job, on top of the lack of acknowledgment.
4:00 - "GLASSED FROM ORBIT BY BATTLEFLEET SOLAR!" That made me laugh more than it should have.
Yeah, i feel Twilight going bonkers evil crazy could very much have happened, she was allways at her best when she could rely on her friends, not only for magical power, but also as a moral compass, remove that and Twily might over time start to slip, not a very good combination with a full alicorns power and looooong time to buff upp on magic. She and a certain gent from another universe called Horus would probably get eachother quiet well.
So twily iz a egyptian horus? Who's her set??
@@mistylover7398 I dunno, Starlight Glimmer maybe?
@@Snootenhoff or Trixie
Redbull might give you wings but this Moonshine'll give you 4-wheel drive.
I actually wished someone would do a series where it explores the horror of imortality.
There are some.
Baccano! is the easiest example that comes to mind. Although its more like how much it would suck if you were captured as an immortal and less about losing loved ones.
Its probably the most hardcore one though. There is also Itsuka Tenma no Kuro Usagi which does this a lot more early on.
Frieren is more about outliving your friends whereas Bakemonogatari takes a more melancholic romance twist as the ultimate end is being together forever with one's one and only regardless of how they wish to live the rest of the time they would have had if still mortal.
I am clapping right now.
The mad lad did it.
He kept the series up.
That is no joke one of the best videos of yours. A true immortal god, with no sister to balance her out and OCD multiplied by eleven is a terrifying thought. Also, great take on immortality.
Even when it's a My Little Pony video just for April Fools memes, Arch still cranks out a legit banger lore/theory video that honestly puts most Brony creators to absolute shame.
A brony would have used Daybreaker art. Check it out. It's her canon evil form.
Can attest to that, I've seen brony lore\theory videos with less detail & research. Never mind production quality, they'd get facts wrong. Granted they'd be uncommon or lesser known, but something you'd think a lore\theory channel would know.
There is no way Arch hasn't watched this show at least once to make a video this detailed.
Arch's 40k content is a facade for his well crafed MLP lore, we humbly wait for the next MLP lore video!
Main character goes full Traitor Primarch and commits mass genocide? Well thats definitely grimdark.
I defy you to look into a horse's eye and tell me it has a soul.
Ironically, horses can be super sweet, but ponies? Ponies are like chihuahuas, all bile and hate, and despise peace on earth.
Mandalore's horse stories come to mind.
Sacrifice rituals bring the sun and moon? "Inquisitor! Yes sir! We've found them!"
Hasbro should have taken the Guardians of Harmony thing to a full blown spinoff for a bit more action oriented crowd. There is potential in there with the lore, within the confines of a cartoon reminiscent of the 90s in that it could not be taken all that seriously. It would have been highly entertaining. We also got some good fanon materials, no not FOE, but smaller things like alternative takes on the lore (of which nobody is alive in the series to have witnessed it except the ones it is about and thus is ripe for being manufactured), or just cool imaginings how things happened (Celestia and Luna taking on Sombra and others in the old days), etc. Love it or hate it, G4 was the height of the series, not before not since has it reached such accolades.
I’m a fan of the theory that discord is actually malal or malice from the warhammer universe who transported himself to the Mlp universe because he got tired of being the god of ruin and anarchy in 40k because it was much too grimdark for him, and instead chose to retire as the spirit of chaos in ponyland instead.
Honestly, that general idea of the retired true god is very fitting for Discord. He's only shown being defeated twice in the whole show if I remember right and there's a good chance that that was just pageantry. His power makes it so he could, if he wished, just eviscerate whole cities in a nano-second. Hell, there are whole darkfics and grimdark-fics centred around the idea of if Discord was a bit more violent or was actually out to WIN. The only reason he stops being an issue....is because he chooses to.
another very important question: why does it seem that the au where nightmare moon won was more harmonious that equestria when twilight ruled? yes i am biased towards the moon pony, but after seeing her pull a cozy glow in the cannon comics which lead to the new series (along with everying else that happend in the comics), you could fairly well make this argument.
Because when you have the power to make everyone who steps out of line not wake up.....
Also can see into everyones minds
@@Morgomir09 that or a lot of nightmares to scare them into submission. either way they messed up big time making that au arguably better in the long run than the cannon timeline.
I'm giving you a like without having seen the video first, simply for being legendary enough to make lore-videos about My Little Pony
It has a surprising amount of lore to cover.
I think his accuracy standards slip say on the 1st of April every year lol 😂
Considering the new show seems so radically different; I have to say this is a result of crappy writers, rather then something interesting like this.
Yes for me crappy writters and dont forget when Faust take control of the show, she didnt want to make just a show for sell toys, not that has anything bad, but she wanted to make a show that fells alive, and past a good time thinking in the lore and how the show will look, that is why when season 2 end many said the show take a nose dibe, because Faust was only an asistant there, then come season 3, wich many didnt agree in Twiligth becoming an alicorn, to be honest Starligth Glimmer was a really good thing because she really put the idea of a pony that was or understand friendship but doesnt feel o so good do good, together with Trixy, but for me like many seasons 1 and 2 were amaising
That's because Lauren Faust is a legend. Powerpuff girls, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. That's just the things she had a major role in (director and such). She also did animation for The Iron Giant. And she... isn't involved in Gen 5, because Hasbro as a company is actively against doing smart things that make them money.
Don't care if this is an april fools, I'm watching the whole thing with the discord squad, we're getting popcorns and messaging the ex-brony to wake the fuck up.
Hey Arch, next RP campaign should be an MLP campaign solely for the fucking memes.
I can 100% see Arch running a Fallout: Equestria campaign
There are even a few rule sets for it. Really easy to abuse in a few areas, but quite serviceable @@christopherbrown6322
oh btw twilight does indeed raise a protege it's the last episode of season 9 and the series finale (yup 9 goddamn seasons)
Yes, Arch. Horses have shoulders. They're at the front legs and are used as a form of height measurement.
They're called "whithers". I only know this because of a fanfiction where there was a human soldier who got transported to Equestria (of course), was injured and had a hard time walking around the castle or something, and Celestia told him to put his hand on her whithers to support himself. After a second of confusion, he put his hand on her flank.
I have no Hoofs and I Must Clop
For those who want to know, Twiligth has a protege in the last season, in the last episode was lesser dawn or something, and was her student in what was when she take control of Celestial school for magick, the last episode the final problem, the final problem, be the first problem, and we see dawn with some friends, so Twiligth has kind of a protege and student, wich has a personality similar to Twiligth at beggining of the serie, but it was an intresitng idea no doubt love the video
"Immortality is a poisoned chalice"
Basically the Xianzhou Alliance lore in a nutshell
making the old saying, "you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain", all the more truthful.
arch slowly turning me into a bronie one april fool's at a time
One of us.
One of us.
One of us.
just don't look up any pony thread simulators or AI redubs if you want your sanity to stay intact for as long as possible.
The only thing I knew about this show were: my little sister had a plastic one in the 90's that she threw at me and one of the recent alphabet aligned mass pewpewers had one in a jar in his bedroom.
That was either a generation 1 or generation 2 pony FIM is generation 4
For April Fools, Arch pretends to "do research" on MLP despite the fact he can recite this all at will
We all know the truth.
@@MnemonicHack He got more details right than some "brony lore analyst" I've watched.
he did not specify how long it took him. he only said he did "far too much".
So what I'm getting out of this is, "ONLY IN DEATH DOES FRIENDSHIP END" lol
Don't forget in the actual MLP lore there is a 40k esk universe
Arch: Parading Geese through the capitol doesn't sound like a bad German or bad Georgian.
Canadians: NO, IT'S MUCH, MUCH WORSE!
In G5 Twilight sacrificed entire magic to "save" ponies from foreign evil. SUSSY
Friendship is magic and magic is heresy.
By the God-Emperor, I love April Fools Day on the Internet!
I’m sure this is the kind of deviancy that proximity to Vee creates
I didn't see any ponies being inflated so that's dubious. This is Arch's inner furry clawing its way out.
@@berndberndsen5680 He DOES have a Skaven fursona.
To be fair this subsect of degens are far far far less cancerous or corruptive than the furries.
We believed when the bronies first appeared that they were the worst that could possibly exist....before the dark times.
Before the true evil was spawned and forced us to ally with ancient arch-enemies like the Fujoshi in order to at the very least keep our corners of the internet somewhat tolerable.
The war continues and isn't looking good.... Even the boorus have been infected with the corruption to such an extent that we wish that we could go back to when all we had to worry about were the bronies.
And one by one even our bastions where none of this filth were allowed would eventually simply cease to exist entirely due to now being viewed as controversial by our enemies, a true reversal.
Arch's theory will become the fan canon by this rate. The fandom is then ceramite armor wearing ponies.
Warponies 40,000
I have to pay respect to the dedication Arch has for those first of April videos
Honest to god, the MLP ones are some of the best just because how hilariously good they are.
3:50 Almost as if someone decided a "solution" of some sort was needed to the "non-pony question"
the fact these "joke" videos are still as attention grasping as the Warhammer ones never ceases to amaze me
Talk about committing to the bit.
You have my respects good sir.
He's not just committing to the bit, he's practically chomping at it.
Even in a shitpost, the quality could not be higher even if someone tried. This made me do for once from a video a potbelly laugh from just how absurd this is, and how seriously you make it sound. Good job Arch, good job.
I… I think Arch went into the Equestria at War modpack…. And got into the lore….
I kinda wanna see that now. I’m sorry Arch, hoi4 mods with good lore makes brain go brrr
Not gonna lie, I'm unironically looking to get a PC so I can get HOI4. JUST FOR EaW. It seems to be very interesting depth and well thought out and my favourite villains, the Sirens, apparently get their own cool little path if you make the right choices.
I absolutely love it. Anyone who pretends that 40k is any less cringy probably hasn’t showered yet in 2024. The nerds must unite!
This is the kind of hard hitting deep dive lore analysis content I sub to this channel for.
Celestia is going sinail then?
Sounds about right XD
Edit: Oh no, Twilight is in charge while alone.....
Kinda mad i need to wait another year for the next one lol.
Poor Celestia... she's not going insane, her immortal mind is simply succumbing to dementia. All that power and immortality but her mind can't stop the marches of time... no wonder she's spilling herself into Twilight.
I still cant believe you watched G5.
Wut? Arch...
I never thought you'd ask the real questions. LOL. Way better then your usual content.
(happy April first).
Impressive, a children's show who has a leader that could be mistaken for the administratum in competence. And Damn Arch, this could be a tale from 40k, a good ruler going full on Chaos as a result of age and lack of friends. Like a Few Primarchs. Looking at you Cruze.
Im pretty sure its an alternate universe where celestia falls and becomes evil. Further, ahe has been shown to be imperfect, and have a playful side.
April 1st, must be time for the annual my little pony lore
A MLP lore video - you inglorious bastard, you"ve done it.
I think the chaos dragon was probably high functioning insane to begin with. Hell, that might be sanity for him.
Love this April fools tradition on multiple levels.
Chaos dragon definitely was insane from the start, yes. An episode has him attempt to act non chaotic for his friend/waifu, and it almost kills him.
i patiently wait every year for these videos. Amazing Lore.
I stopped watching MLP at season 3, so it'll be great to catch up on its deep and extensive lore in this April Fool's Arch prank
Season 1 and 2 were amaising, season 3, was meh, from there, the two last seasons, i mean Starligth Gleamer was really good and the final episodes of her battle with Twiligth were really good, and the one where she was introduce were not so much funny but intresting, but that was it, final season the idea of Discord one moment understanding and then creating a villan league kind of sort, really didnt make sense at all, but is like you said seaosns 1 and 2 were amaising and seaosn 3, when Faust was relegated to asistant well take a nose dive, gen 5 continue same universe, how, so why the F we watch gen 4
I know it’s a gag video. But you gotta respect the work he’d put into the bit.
Somebody is really aiming for that 4chan audience ...
This man’s been reading a lot of fan fiction to prep and I’m all for it.
We are so close to Arch making video on Fallout Equestria.
Maybe next year. Hopefully with Project Horizons, Pinky Eyes and Murky number 7.
The Wasteland Cometh 😮
To be fair to Celestia, there was the entire 1000-year-long period where seemingly no threats reemerge from. Any major threats to Equestria either are products of modern times (Chrysalis) or always wee sealed or banished or whatever before the banishing of Luna.
One does wonder what Celestia did during that period of time to ensure that peace was ensured. I'm willing to bet that she instituted a zero tolerance policy to any potential threats in prder to protect her people, but her discipline breaks when she discovers that Luna is back, since she could have been afraid of what her sister would think of her rule and wanted to revert to the way that Luna would be familiar with. Maybe she reasoned that with both of them around, they could afford to be more lax.
We don’t talk about G5. Only G4. And occasianly G1.
Also, I can’t believe we got another. I thought it was a one off, but I’m so happy this might become a series!
I don't know what you mean. They stopped making MLP after G4. Nope, never made another one. Shame, really, it could have been so good, but then again maybe it's a blessing they stopped at the peak. Imagine if crappy writers got a hold of a potential G5 and took it in a dumb direction? We can at least be thankful that never happened.
Been waiting for this all year! Grimdark friendship and magic.
From your telling of it, Ophalie sounds like Twilight's alter ego.
Like nightmare Moon before her, demented like celestial, her mind splits
I've long thought that Celestia's biggest mistake was making Twilight hers and Luna's successor as ruler of Equestria, because clearly she ended up running into the ground within a few generations. A country that prospered over 1,000 years falls within a few hundred of her stepping down.
Trying to connect the dots from G4 to G5 is both so convoluted and disheartening though, that now I simply hold that G5 must take place in an alternate mirror Equestria (of which there are canonically many in the comics), and that the Twilight of G4 did not cause Equestria to fall to the state we se at the beginning of A New Generation. An alternate Twilight in a world of different geography, species, magic and laws of physics, was the one who did.
???
Pony stuff with you narratoring is hilarious and actually interesting
I applaud the amount of effort put into this. I for some reason know way to much about the subject matter myself. Ahem. Carry on!
Dangerously based
What would happen if Twilight was sent to the 40K universe?
Exitus rilfe goes *blam*
One of the underlying issues of dissonance in the series seems to be that of law versus chaos, individuality and freedom versus collectivism. It could be said that Celestia as an extreme force of law banished the "chaos god" Discord (elemental freedom) and then enshrined absolute law and obedience in accordance with her poorly thought out brand of order, just look at the tyranny of the cutie marks.
This predetermined mark on your flank determines your entire future and place in society which she almost certainly controls via her godlike magic. Equestria's reality WILL punish you if you derivate from that path. It is praiseworthy that they actually did an anti-communism episode based on the abuse of cutie marks in the "old" show which demonstrates the damage this does to a society.
Like all long lived tyrannical systems though, the victors write the history books. We will never know what methods that she employed to "reform" society, the large scale "struggle sessions" and the eventually disagreement, conflict and banishment of her own sister (this can be read as a coup against a co-ruler, or even dissolution of the checks and balances of a governmental system). Seen in this way Equestria looks like more like a failed state ruled by an all powerful incompetent dictator rather than a magical kingdom.
13:00 You forget options C and D. C She's going senile, knows it, and hides it. D All of the above.
NOW COME ON. Any real brony is gonna know that you invoke "nuclear armageddon" as the supposed alternate ending to MLP is _clearly_ a reference to Fallout Equestria!