Tailing Missions from the NPC's Perspective
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- Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2020
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I'm so bad at the Hitman games that I swear the guards act like this because they feel bad for me.
"Psst hey did you see that bald guy put on those clothes?!"
"Shut up and wave Ronald!"
"But-- he's pulling out a gun!"
"Shut up and turn around!"
@@roxreed975 lmao
I feel the same for the poor saps of metal gear. Do you know how many times ive gotten the chance to inspect soviet footwear?
@M9 Bayonet Doppler Phase 2 made more sense in the earlier games where absolutely every guy is the same muscled beefcake with the same body type
@@thenthson No one wants to be the guy who found Snake. If you want to survive, you don't look at random boxes, you don't deviate from your patrol route, and you ALWAYS take an hour lunch.
As we say in the mob, if you’re over 40 feet back, you ain’t suspicious.
The way he shakes his head is just icing on the cake for me
Yeah we do say that
@@nathanielstanford3115 yes we do
Social Distancing
that’s an unusually large spine..
The overlapping repetitive responses was so accurate that my soul left my body.
Well at least it ain't livin' in there rent-free anymore, and it didn't wake up and choose violence.
i hoep u find it again
Well at least you didn't piss your pants
The overlapping AND the instant dialogues shifts are golden.
and the way the go back to the start of the dialogue
" I will disclose to you: The Secrets™ "
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 The way he said "THA SECRETS" just had me dying
The need to keep "THE Secrets" a secret
the fact that you trade marked it makes it so much funnier
@@spicypuddin does it actually?
Da
everyone's laughing, but I'm out here trying to decipher the secrets of Tony Lizudo
TONY LIZUDO?! How is th-
'Who's out there'
@@TheGlovener1985 Must be my imagination.
Well I hear he runs the whole operation, which may or may not be related to The Casino and/or The Mob. Also, and this is just a hunch but he MAY be Italian American and fat.
well the first you should know is he runs the whole operation....whats that? must have been my imagnation.
*violent car crashing into a wall*
“Who’s there? ... Must have been my imagination.”
Same energy as Skyrim stealth. High stealth level, crouch, shoot guard in the head, "Whos there? Ahh, mustve been the wind."
*clearly sees guy running away from the car that is visibly stuck in the wall*
Tony lozudo
Must have been the wind...
The intel we gathered:
- The whole operation is run by Tony Lazuto
- Tony Lazuto
- You’re telling me Tony
And:
-Must've been his imagination
- Who was that
-He thought he just heard something
-His mind must've been playing tricks on him
-He swears he saw something
0:19 As we say in the mob: "If you're over 40 feet back, you ain't suspicious."
I've not ecountered such a ridiculous line delivered completely deadpan in a long time. Thank you.
"We do say that, yeah"
How do you know? Have you been in the mob?
The little head tilt he does too is just perfect
@@thefatass500 As a matter of fact, I have and I am.
You can see him almost start to crack a smile right before the camera cuts, it's fantastic
I feel stupid for being frustrated by the fact that we never find out what operation Tony Lazzuto is running.
Counterfeit pokemon cards.
Drug
Tony Lazzuto? You're telling me that
He's running a- did you hear something?
@The Premier Must have been my imagination.
"If you're over 40 feet back, you ain't suspicious" - The Mob
"We do say that, yeah"
That's how mafia works
This joker on the other hand, a little too close for our comfort.
Yeah, I dunno why they cut that saying from The Godfather. Really would've given the film some authenticity
That’s just how mafia works
Randomly, my roomie and I will say 'The WHOLE operation is run by Tony Lazudo.... Tony Lazudo???' throughout the day, it makes us laugh every single time.
Tony Lazuto?
You're telling me Tony Lazu-
What was that?
@@yazidefirenze WHOS THAT!! Did you hear something? I thought I heard something.
@@couchncontrollers6936 Must’ve been my imagination...
@@Crinkfries Did you hear that? Huh, never mind
@@maritime9297 **has arrow stick out the head like a budget unicorn** I guess I'm just hearing things
They need to put this as a Easter egg in some future Mob game where you come across an alley and have these two guys with this dialogue
Just like the “Scootah Brothah” thing in _GTA 5._
Would be cool to see a modern mob setting (like in this video) in a game.
I will.
@@yueshijoorya601 Please do, it would be amazing.
right! lol and then you can infinitely disturb them haha
So I says to the guy I says...
Tony Whozittta???
@Backstage Bum what is this comment even
Norm!
@@LordoftheDonutLands Someone experience mania
@Backstage Bum Bruh, where the hell have you been hanging around? I haven't had shit like that in ages.
You interrupted their dialogue so much that they started speaking over each other. _Perfect._
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
You laugh, but the NPC's ability to stop talking and then start over was a revolutionary feature. Before that, they'd either 1) finish their line even if they died in the middle of it, or 2) stop their whole dialogue sequence at the slightest disturbance, making it inaccessible to the player forever after.
So true. In newer games when an NPC talks in between areas where fighting can happen, the fact that they take a breath and say "so wait, where was I... Oh yeah, so" made me audibly gasp the first time I heard it.
@@gerhardebenhart6481 100% was the last of us. For me at least.
@@linusporter1091 it was super cool in God of war when mimir told his storys and just went back where he ended after you did some action
@@gerhardebenhart6481 - State of Decay 2 as well.
I'm glad I grew up in the early 2000s era of gaming then!
My fave part:
"The whole operation is run by Tony Lazuto"
*loading*
"Tony Lazuto?!"
did u hear something?!
“If you’re over 40 feet back, you ain’t suspicious.” -The Mob
We do say that!
We do say that!
Wait.. Do we say that?!
@@michal_marczynski Yes, we do say that!
*We do say that!*
"Must have been my imagination..."
Stealth and infiltration genere in a nutshell.
*cackles in stealth archer*
@@bengal4047 A DEAD BODY! Everyone, on alert! Intruder in the area!
(half a minute passes)
Scoundrel got away! Stay alert.
(walks over dead colleague)
Mustave been the wind
payday 2 in a nutshell
Hey
I'll never forget accidentally starting a fight at sneak level >90, with a low-level NPC literally hitting me with a sword and then immediately going "where are you?"
Must've been my imagination
@@Nytequiller the whole operation is run by- did you hear something?
Skyrim
My first guess was Morrowind, but yeah, maybe Skyrim
The funniest shit i ever encountered was in morrowind in Balmora when you get to that khajiit trader next to fighters guild and i started trading with him in stealth mode and it was pretty high level, when i finished trading he immediately shouted in funniest voice ever, that scratchy human cat voice "what was that" i couldn't catch a breath for good 10 minutes from laughing.
I swear to God 0:58 is killing me, the way that player character is just standing there like not even trying, I'm dying
1:15 is so accurate lmao
Nah you see he's standing behind cover, therefore he's invisible.
I don’t see anything. Are you sure it wasn’t your imagination?
It would have been better if the shot stayed on him for a second, one of the mafia guys says “I think I see someone” then he changes awkwardly to crouch pose and they instantly do the “must have been my imagination” bit.
and the car stuck in the wall isn't suspicious at all...
Man, can't two guys just talk about Tony Lazzuto's cannoli bakery in peace?
The man, the legend himself
Somebody
You're an all star
666 likes
Tony Lazuto runs an accounting firm, and he says hello!
Idk why, but the npc’s dialogue overlapping each other made me nostalgic
It’s scarily accurate that’s why
Reminds me of oblivion
I just went back through mafia 2 and then saw this. I can confirm tailing 40ft back Is the mobs rule for avoid suspicion
Ac2 vibes for me
good ol skyrim
It's like being a stealth archer in Skyrim. Two enemies standing side by side; you plug one in the head for an insta-kill, and the other says, "Sh! Did you hear that? Hmm... probably just the wind," and then calmly goes about his business while his buddy lies there with an arrow through his head.
It was a very strong gust of wind 🤷♂️
It was a tornado
The air sure is spicy this time of year
I hope this video gets so many viewers that one day someone named Tony Lazzuto coincidentally watches this and realizes he was behind the whole operation.
Tony Lazutto?!
@Mister Jane Doe I thought I saw something
@@lukadark9761 mustve been my imagination
100% accurate. The repeating section got me good
ruclips.net/video/9kmL810LrnE/видео.html
Tony Luzzuto?!
Hey dark!
Lmaooooo fr tho 😂
For the first time in a while you're not and it's beautiful
This is some good shit
Can't wait for the "woah popular youtuber here?" comments
woah popular youtuber here?
woah popular youtuber here?
woah popular youtuber here?
Even you are here. How’s the under world
The dialogue just breaks. I swear you guys perfectly emulate NPC’s in the most hilarious way possible.
The way they briefly pause before resuming their lines adds an immaculate level of detail
Little did we know they were being followed BY Tony Lazuoto
Tony Lazoo-oto
TONY LAZUOTO?!
@@spookhy699 WHO'S THERE?!
hey bud, pretty sure its lazutueau
@@TheSpectralFX fucks given. Zero
the animation intrigues and terrifies me
I feel something nostalgic about it but I can't seem to put my finger on it. Hmmmm
It feels like if in the video game age the Poly's evolved faster than graphics. Also only 11 likes for his comment? WOW
@@fdbprime2414 Looks like old school adult swim. Tom goes to the mayor vibes.
@@fdbprime2414 adult swim vibes, think that's why
rotoscoping
I love that the guy wasnt suspicious of the guy, but he was aware of every single traffic law he broke
My parents pretending they don’t see me while playing hide and seek as a kid
You didn't have to murder GTA like that...
This mission reminded me more of Assassins Creed tail missions than GTA. Especially the "following to eavesdrop on the conversation they could have had in the wagon" trope 😂
@@DerickMasai and Ghost Recon Wildlands, which is funnier because me and my squad dress in full military gear :)
@@insertname.5985 I was just going to mention wildlands but you beat me to it
There was max 2-3 missions like that in gta. Most of this from old AC😂
GTA? More like Assassin's Creed lol
Spoilers: The whole video was produced by Tony Lizuto.
Thank you for telling me that now that we're on a leisurely stroll, from the car to the casino, in full earshot of everyone.
@sine moderamine must’ve been my imagination
@@Klick404 So anyways, this whole video was produced by Tony Lizuto.
@@patchmoulton5438 Tony Lizuto? Your telling me Tony Lizuto-
@@inspectorjavert9868 Who's there?
“Must’ve been my imagination” the accuracy 😂😂😂😂
I love how most of these are like "And we'll cut when Trent breaks"
This was great
Hey Adum get your furry ass back to makin videos instead of looking at these silly youtube funnies.
Holy shit, my worlds are colliding
Ah, Adam, a man of taste, I see
I'm sure you get a lot of these, but you should watch one of his feature films. They're fantastic.
We know!
I really like the look
Bless Your Perfection
Praise the true creators 🙌
@Boco Corwin You mean rotoscoping? I'm weirdly on the fence about how these are made. It looks rotoscoped, but the facial animation is way too smooth! The faces look more deepfaked than anything. Can you deepfake rotoscoping..??
It’s a combination of rotoscoping and AI! I use this free program called Ebsynth that takes a single painted frame of video and uses it to stylize the adjacent frames. Once there’s too much movement or change, I have to paint another frame. It’s a huge time saver in the world of rotoscoping, I have to paint roughly 100 frames rather than thousands. It’s imperfect and creates lots of little glitches and artifacts that I like to embrace as well. From there I create the backgrounds and other assets separately and layer them all together with some effects for style in Premiere. Hope that helps!
@@Joel-Haver Honestly the artifacts are part of what give your animated videos so much uniqueness and charm. It's a really warm effect and I'm quite fond of it. Your comic timing in all your videos is fantastic as well. Please keep up the great work!
@@Joel-Haver Aaa, that's basically what I was thinking! Oh my god, thank you for sating my curiosity. Good job working with the limitations of that workflow, it's a really unique look!
0:53 love the pause before the dialog starts again, it's so accurate
My soul left my body when they turned around and the guy was in clear sight behind the dumpster
“Who’s there”
“Minds playing tricks on me”
“I gotta stop drinking”
Determinism is Freedom 🤙
I picked a hell of a week to quit sniffing glue...
@@averysj69 "I saw Tony Lazuto once. Terrible creatures."
I better lay off the jet
Toni Lazuto?
Hardest I've laughed in a while, really good
*Damn wow it even reached this dude*
Whoa, hey John...didn’t know I’d find you here!
Great seeing you here
Damn, fancy seeing you here!
*It’s the LWIAY guy!!*
Assasins Creed NPC's unable to recognise the guy in an all white Robe with a hood on carrying multiple weapons because he's sitting on a bench with 2 normal civilians
Tony Lazuto sends his regards
this is my new favourite of these I love game humour so damn much I can't help it
Hey DeSinc I think you should play this game and show them how to do a quick back hop to skip over this level. :P
high praise! entirely agreed
First a video after being away from months and now i see you comment. how about that.
The only thing that would have made it better is if he used the dumpster to clip out of the level and launch himself into a body of water because you know the whole no fall damage thing.....
jesus you're everywhere
*”obeying all the traffic laws at a comfortable distance? We gotta get outa here!”*
Thanks man I didn't hear him say it in the video
@@REAPER3fitty your welcome.
Sleeping dogs did that
Put that on the jumbotron I didn't catch it the first time
Wait where did he say that I’m lost
Call me Kevin brought me here. And by god I'm glad he did.
Same
I saw it before but kevin brought me back i like the rpg ones haver also doesed
Kevin reacts to this??
My favorite detail was how he was walking into the dumpster as a panicking gamer would definitely be hugging the wall like that trying to get out of earshot lol
This is genius. Perfect timing with edit: don't wanna spoil the video
Glad to see you're still alive
My exact thoughts the timing was perfect
And the other guy maintains the same level of surprise every time!
Yeah this is like in basically all ac games.
max box i LOVE It when u cheat video game !! haha so funny pls do mroe LMAOBOX hahas love you
this channel is HOT HOT HOT!! YOWZA!! DONT TOUCH IT, IT'S TOO HOT!!!
Its the man, the myth, the legend himself!
Bless Your Perfection
Ur hot ;)
@@vlackrock ok
@@vlackrock y
I just took a bite of cereal when they started in with the "Tony Lazudo - What was that?' bit and it took every inch of my willpower to stop myself from exploding cereal all over my laptop.
“A’right, so I know we were just in the car for *20 minutes,”*
Sounds like a very tedious tailing mission.
maybe it's 20 minutes in-game time, which equals to 2 minute in real life
The sequence was probably, like, two minutes at most, but since the player kept crashing into cars and traffic lights, it took much longer.
Was that great content on youtube?? It must be my imagination
It was Tony Lizutto
@Veonnj Caines It's obvious that your cup of tea is channels that have a bigger audience, whether or not they produce good content. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.
@@manfromnantucket9544 Tony Lizzuto?!
@@Shiiiiiiison please amuse me with how what anything he said shows that he likes more mainstream channels despite their content....
Was that an overly recycled comment? Yeah, it wasn't my imagination
An instant classic
heck yeah
The Finn seal of approval
Tony Lazuto approved!
"Must have been my imagination." Oh my God, I'm dying.
I watched this probably 10 times when it first came out two years ago. I just watched it again and it's just as hilarious as it was back then. 🤣😂🥰
I love it when even you guys lost it at the end XD
Bless Your Perfection
Praise the true creators
it gets funnier everytime i watch it knowing theyre trying to act serious
They lasted longer than I did
yea its very adultswimmish (rick and morty especially in mind)
Those "mafia talk" was so outdated it's no longer scary, more silly now
holy fuck, thank you almighty algorithm for bringing me here holy shit my sides are in orbit
STOP! IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
tf is Gromek doing here lmao last person I expected :L
what the fuck hi gromek LOL
Check out Viva la dirt league if you like this
Famous youboober
THEM BOTH TALKING AT THE SAME TIME
LOL
It got so chaotic at the end like Oblivion
Me: "How can they do that with a straight face?"
1:28 "Oh, nevermind."
Dang this video is a bop. Fantastic art style too!
Haha poop
Gus! Thanks for bopping my dude!
You best get to steppin’ Gus
Just two quality content creators having a chat
gus is homosexual change my mind
"Obeying all the traffic laws at a comfortable distance? We gotta get out of here!"
*Drives a few meters forward and stops at their location*
So quotable
I love how you all laughed and kept it that way. Making the audience feel included
"If you're over 40 feet back, you ain't suspicious"
"Ya we do say that"
I love his stark realization of the fact that if in fact you're 40 feet back, you ain't suspicious.
These are SO GOOD! We're fans xoxo
I like where this is going
What are you doing here? You should be stocking the Corsair HYDRO Series!
You guys need to do a collaboration
Well smack my ass and call me Charlie I didn't expect to see you guys here.
@@LunaProtogen hydro* also cave, shouldnt you be managing aperture science or something?
The fact that the voice actors can’t keep a straight face really ties it together
100% accurate
Fun fact: They aren't voice actors, they actually shot this irl.
@@LOON3Y_TOON3Y Imagine doing this skit with this line irl I would be laughing out my lungs
@@thegoodgeneral literally what he was referring to lol
@@danielportillo56 just saying, his inproper punctuation had me confused as well. We all remember english class, and should know that titles of media require both capitalized words and either an underline, italicization, or quotation marks. I'm not quite the grammar nazi I used to be in high school, but since none of those punctuations were used, I can sure tell that SOMETHING important is missing.
@@Skulldude-yj9kg You should really punctuate titles better, especially when the full title flows correctly with the rest of ypur statement in such a way that it could be easily misinterpreted.
I dont remember what GTA video it was, but CallMeKevin brought me here to my first Joel Haver video months ago and I'm so glad I found this channel. Video game humor is the best
It's late and I'm trying to be quiet but I can't stop laughing from the ending bit. I'm so glad I found this channel, this is going to be the beginning of a long binge.
In before it goes viral.
Same.
im glad you finally saw Joel's work he's fantastic!
count me in!
Dying laughing right now
its so good
"We were in the car for 20 minutes."
Gee, no wonder the player is dicking around behind them. These missions are so annoying 😅
nah man at that point you are as far back as possible because you can’t risk restarting the mission
@@kenbriidik9469 but then you fail the mission for "letting the target escape" -_-
Let’s just all collectively agree that there never has been, nor will there ever be, a good escort mission in a video game... ever.
20 minutes for npc's in game time lol
@@AnimatedTerror This isn't an escort mission. It's a tailing mission.
At first I thought he said: "My imagination is run by Tony Lazuto." At the end
I occasionally find myself coming back to watch this video and it is hilarious 😂
"Must've been a ghost"
Hey wüsste nicht das ich dich hier sehe rupty
Was
Determinism is Freedom 🤙
I should stay off the ale.
I claim the honor of being your 3,000th like
No skit is complete without the actors breaking character to laugh at the end.
That ruins it
@@EthanBradburyVlogs No it doesnt. It has its own uniqueness to it. Kinda like breaking the 4th wall.
@@EthanBradburyVlogs Nah that sells it
@@EthanBradburyVlogs I think it's especially awesome here since it's a weird live action animation!
@@EthanBradburyVlogs Nah man, that what makes this video more funny..
I'm so glad that i found this channel... The best random recommended video on RUclips.
I've watched this one a gazillion times and it still cracks me up, especially the ending when they cant hold their own laughter back 🤣
The second guy actually sounds like he’s from a GTA mission with his surprised impression
Blue or red?
@@D3wd20p this is one fish two fish not red fish blue fish my guy. SMH my head
He sounds like Floyd from v
Honestly I think both of them sound like they’re from GTA
@@TheGreendaleHumanBeing Shaking my head my head?
The worst part is when you accidentally get to the ending checkpoint and it transitions to a cutscene BEFORE they finish the dialogue. So now you just have a big chunk of dialogue that you’ll never get to hear because you went too far forward.
Reminds me of the car conversations from GTA. Drive too fast and you miss them. Drive too slow and you're left with awkward silence until you reach your destination.
@@Former_Halo_Fan thats why i always just sit back for a bit before even starting to drive. You get used to the awkward silence in that game
The worst thing is when you want to wait on purpose but the mission activation radius is bigger than usual so it still skips the dialogue
Indeed. The Witcher 3, I went to a town before I was supposed to and I get a cut scene about 3 parts ahead.
@@Former_Halo_Fan Oh when I reach the destination I just stop before I reach the marker, and then touch when I hear all their dialogue
I love how he said "I will disclose to you...the secrets" like a guest on SNL introducing the musical act.
Everytime he said
"What was that?"
...
"Eh"
"Must have been my imagination"
I laughed so hard 🤣
Comedy gold right here
1:20 was so eerily accurate
Pleasure seeing you here
Omg! I'm glad to see you here
@@CaptainMaxwell7 something something covenant ships have always been faster
*master chief sniping a jackle and quickly ducking behind a rock*
"Did you hear something? I thought I heard something. Must have been my imagination."
not sure about eerily
"Now that we are in full earshot of everyone, I will disclose to you, the secrets," - The Phantom Thieves
Probably the dumbest thing in this game. I would say it's an evolution of you going into the TV in Persona 4
This was my favorite line in the video, I love how he says "The Secrets" like its some sort of Recipe handed down through generations.
Ryuji:
'Persona 5'
DA secrets
i dont know why, but its really funny rewinding the car ramming scene and increasing the video speed a notch every time.
I love this so much, always come back round to it at random. Love you work Joel
Idk how I haven't watched any of these, but now I can't imagine my life without em
These videos are so fuckign good holy shit
I feel this in my soul
Must have been my imagination.
These videos are on the same level as yours omg
Agreed HOLY FOOKIN BRILLIANCE
SAAAUS
Starting to get the attention you deserve, loving this shit
Bless Your Perfection
Praise the true creators 🙌
Zalinki! Zalinki what are you doing???!!? Zaliiiinkiiiii... what are you doing man
Wait you're alive?!
Zalinki, please eat more hot pockets.
Da vinky?
I watch this so many times and every time I want it to keep going for just another 2 hours
This is Emmy worthy gentleman.
“Now that we are at the entrance of our secure building, let’s discuss our plans without going in”
I love how his double chin is made from the actors beard
He do have a beautiful beard
Omg I didn't even notice that, that's amazing
If your comment starts "I love how" and just points something out instead of adding anything, shut up
@@Snookbone are you on your period?
@@Snookbone this opinion doesn't even make sense, did you think from looking at it "ah yes, that double chin is obviously made from his beard" and does it really offend you so much that someone would like to express that they find that interesting/funny/whatever?
I swear, this is amazing. Imagine if this was a show, it would definitely be famous. I'm subscribing, keep up the good work. 👍
the 1 sec silence before they get back to the intel audio is just pure gold
[X] Be over 40 feet back and you'll be fine
[X] Hide behind a small box to not get seen
[X] Overlapping dialogue
[X] "Must've been my imagination"
Yup, this has all the elements from the typical stealth game. Also, I love how they break character at the end when the guy acts surprised for the 4th time.
More “stealth” doesn’t actually mean you’re more sneaky, it just means the enemy becomes dumber
I don’t remember the small box thing in any games but the video is still pretty accurate.
Tony lazzuto?!?
Don't forget the pause they make before they load the dialogue to where they left off :)
Determinism is Freedom 🤙
Player: *kills a guard in front of another guard*
Guard: *starts to attack player*
Player: *hides*
Guard: "must have been a rat"
Same player appears the next day, guard has forgotten everything.
Player: *Murders entire town loudly but out of sight*
Guard: WHOS THERE!? Must've been the wind...
@@fubar12345 more like same player appears 5 minutes later
It was marshal.
Your skill in sneaking has increased
The way they talk over each other is very authentic
“Must of been my imagination…”
My soul is no longer located within my body
The way in which they immediately interrupt themselves with "what was that?" without a pause is spot-on for videogame dialog. I love it.
And the way their voices overlap eachother, super accurate
It was just the wind or something
Wind’s howling
@@odun5668 must have been my imagination
1:14 that's definitely the sound that wind makes
_eight other guards sponteniously burst into flame and fall over dead_
"Huh. Must've been rats."
Anyway, the whole operation is ran by- Did you hear something?
this was too funny man I hope you never stop doing these made my day seeing this
These videos genuinely make me laugh and smile. They are just so well done :) thanks so much.