I took evolution too far and became a monster

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

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  • @thejohnhopkinscompany9599
    @thejohnhopkinscompany9599 3 года назад +4356

    Kevin, don't sell yourself short. You've always been a monster.

    • @greed94
      @greed94 3 года назад +39

      @Kenn Honson X omg unsub

    • @morfy3313
      @morfy3313 3 года назад +37

      @Kenn Honson X this is disgusting, I had so much respect for this man, can't even imagine I've watched him this long only to find that he is a sick sick man.

    • @nerathechildoflight9974
      @nerathechildoflight9974 3 года назад +55

      @Kenn Honson X There’s that one person that’s gonna read these replies and not get the sarcasm lmao.

    • @guy817
      @guy817 3 года назад +10

      @@nerathechildoflight9974 yeah there is

    • @eugenejamesbon4355
      @eugenejamesbon4355 3 года назад +2

      true

  • @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126
    @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 3 года назад +3022

    If a movie about Kevin would be made called "Finding Kevin" it would be over in two seconds because Kevin would never go out

    • @RexZShadow
      @RexZShadow 3 года назад +68

      Be a horror movie where his sims try to find him to secape.

    • @groofay
      @groofay 3 года назад +51

      "OMG WHERE'S KEVIN"
      [semi truck across the street blows up]
      "Oh, okay."
      [credits roll]

    • @funni_noises
      @funni_noises 3 года назад +16

      @@RexZShadow all of his sims except for Jim Pickens come out of his computer and in the last 15 minutes Jim Pickens come out and takes all of them back into his computer by force after killing Kevin of course

    • @PhillipOnTakos
      @PhillipOnTakos 3 года назад +14

      It would be like when Sandy dragged the whole town into finding Spongebob when he was just hiding under Patricks rock.

    • @eugenejamesbon4355
      @eugenejamesbon4355 3 года назад

      lol

  • @maybejamie
    @maybejamie 3 года назад +1140

    "That's not blood, that's a fashion statement" Jim when the police comes knocking

  • @ShippoSketches
    @ShippoSketches 3 года назад +4813

    Kevin running from his own parents who were constantly saving him was hilarious.

  • @KingseekerFrampt
    @KingseekerFrampt 3 года назад +4312

    Imagine you’re a fish and swim by someone and hear them whisper “ᴵ’ˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ʷʰᵉⁿ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵇᶦᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ...”

    • @omnien
      @omnien 3 года назад +14

      lmao

    • @markokrstic8795
      @markokrstic8795 3 года назад +65

      @@TheJester39 r/wooosh

    • @FirstNameLastName-cd8zp
      @FirstNameLastName-cd8zp 3 года назад +113

      @@TheJester39 astute observation. I think you might be the next Einstein!

    • @markokrstic8795
      @markokrstic8795 3 года назад +45

      @Leonardo Santuario I don't think you know what r/wooosh is used for.

    • @kerruo2631
      @kerruo2631 3 года назад +25

      If I said that to a girl when I was still in primary school I'd get expeled

  • @salo6724
    @salo6724 3 года назад +942

    "Aw I'm a little cutie, aren't I?" Yes you are.

  • @volc9464
    @volc9464 3 года назад +973

    " Except i wasn't a fish *at the time* "
    Kevin what are you implying

    • @munchycrunchybread
      @munchycrunchybread 3 года назад +88

      hes implying he wasnt a fish at the time
      its a hard spot, but u can figure it out if u listen real well

    • @itsjustmenova
      @itsjustmenova 3 года назад +78

      Apparently the wild Kevin occasionally turns into a fish in order to confuse and escape his predators

    • @DimitriAlexandreBlaiddyd14
      @DimitriAlexandreBlaiddyd14 3 года назад +11

      I think he played a game called I Am Fish, so that's when he was a fish

    • @parthvader0607
      @parthvader0607 3 года назад +2

      Means he is fish right now, but wasn't a high enough level to upgrade

    • @obadijahparks
      @obadijahparks 3 года назад

      He's implying he's Mr. Limpit.

  • @xdjh47
    @xdjh47 3 года назад +984

    The fact that Kevin quit before he could have an army following him hurt my soul

  • @katlyndobransky2419
    @katlyndobransky2419 3 года назад +1565

    Kevin: *is playing a game with pufferfish*
    Sims: Vietnam flashbacks

  • @PotatoesAreElite
    @PotatoesAreElite 3 года назад +985

    "if you aim for the stars you'll at least end up in the clouds"
    -CallMeKevin 2021

  • @brianadkins3272
    @brianadkins3272 3 года назад +523

    Teach a man to fish you’ll feed him for a week turn Kevin into a fish and now there’s no more fish

    • @anonymousg9153
      @anonymousg9153 3 года назад +5

      *lifetime
      sorry

    • @ryokiritani4187
      @ryokiritani4187 3 года назад +2

      @@anonymousg9153 lifetime does not rhyme

    • @anonymousg9153
      @anonymousg9153 3 года назад +1

      @@ryokiritani4187 the orignal quote is "Teach a man to fish you’ll feed him for a *lifetime" or something along those lines

    • @justsomeone2391
      @justsomeone2391 Год назад

      @@anonymousg9153 Who is eating fish for a lifetime though

  • @spinelspinel9361
    @spinelspinel9361 3 года назад +116

    "This Hungry Guy is eating everyone I attack"
    The Gentle Giant Fish looking out for his little buddy :(

  • @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126
    @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 3 года назад +1326

    Kevin is the only one who can make the baby shark song bearable

    • @skymightdie
      @skymightdie 3 года назад +28

      I’m waiting for a full cover

    • @eyeless_lIl
      @eyeless_lIl 3 года назад +10

      Hail Jim Pickens

    • @Clabeurf
      @Clabeurf 3 года назад +19

      Can he make Baby Bear sharkable though?

    • @rdclips3647
      @rdclips3647 3 года назад +4

      BaBy ShArK DoO DoO dOo DoO

    • @angelofmusic2002
      @angelofmusic2002 3 года назад +2

      nope nope nope, that song will always be torture no matter who sings it!!

  • @cliph9143
    @cliph9143 3 года назад +87

    3:43 "This is actually pretty relaxing" followed by the most nerve wracking nooo ever.

  • @skymightdie
    @skymightdie 3 года назад +122

    “The starfish brings all the fish to yard and damn right...they eat me too”
    mmmmmm poetry

  • @babyaloud
    @babyaloud 3 года назад +211

    kevin saying marvin instead of marlin was so funny to me

    • @Isaac-ho8gh
      @Isaac-ho8gh 3 года назад +3

      Because Kevin is a dumBASS xd

    • @LauraElizaGenevieve
      @LauraElizaGenevieve Год назад +3

      I’ve been searching for a comment about this because it stood out so much to me too lol

  • @cammo9104
    @cammo9104 3 года назад +144

    "Some of you may die, but its a sacrifice I am willing to make" - This game in a nutshell

  • @addo4164
    @addo4164 3 года назад +35

    I've never been so relaxed and so on edge from a video before.
    I feel like one of Kevin's sims that gets taken to his fancy restaurant

  • @doctorbolsen
    @doctorbolsen 3 года назад +62

    2:26 “No one will come looking for me”
    Nikki: *Laughs in appnanas*

  • @kaorifujimiya1358
    @kaorifujimiya1358 3 года назад +31

    i like how in the first half kevin was scared of his parent and in the second he was trying to eat the same species of shark as he was

  • @emmadummer9199
    @emmadummer9199 3 года назад +12

    0:37 Ha, jokes on you Kevin. I no longer have the brain power to get songs stuck in my head

  • @tdiesel-o4o
    @tdiesel-o4o 3 года назад +56

    "i start off as a little nothing burger"
    -6 year old me adding random words to everything

    • @tdiesel-o4o
      @tdiesel-o4o 3 года назад +1

      @Maria Lidya Wenas this is a scam do not click this link

  • @TheRockyLeonFan
    @TheRockyLeonFan 3 года назад +151

    'I took upgrading too far and became a monster'
    Oooh don't blame it on the upgrade, Kevin!

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 года назад +3

      @@patrickhook2308 BEGONE SCAMMER! That was a fake Call Me Kevin, don't worry.

  • @veloc.raptor9136
    @veloc.raptor9136 3 года назад +21

    I like how Kevin's so panicked in this playthrough that he forgets to make jokes

  • @mitchellnelson2686
    @mitchellnelson2686 3 года назад +10

    0:10 - “Except I wasn’t a fish at the time.”
    Kevin, do you have something to confess?

  • @logicalbonsai165
    @logicalbonsai165 3 года назад +9

    "Aim for the stars and you'll end up in the clouds"
    -Kevin 2021
    that's actually a good quote

  • @fariemilk1654
    @fariemilk1654 3 года назад +28

    "come here baby fish...i just love kids" *flashback to Kevin kicking baby across his yard*

  • @tedbriscoe4100
    @tedbriscoe4100 3 года назад +67

    This is filled with worrying audio clips “I just love kids” “just die” “what’s the point in living if your son is no longer with us” etc

    • @janierose4786
      @janierose4786 2 года назад +2

      "I welcome my new shark overlords."

  • @secretiveraven9547
    @secretiveraven9547 3 года назад +41

    “Finding Kevin would never work no one would come looking for me” UNTRUE Jim wouldn’t let u feel the sweet release that easily!!

  • @schoo9256
    @schoo9256 3 года назад +8

    "I'll eat anyone who disagrees with me." Now THAT is a problem-solving, go-getting attitude.

  • @TinyScholar
    @TinyScholar 3 года назад +7

    That moment when there are 2 seconds left to the video and Kevin makes a joke that just makes you go "Excuse me?"

  • @cattastic8775
    @cattastic8775 3 года назад +9

    "But I wasn't a fish at the time"
    ARE YOU A FISH NOW KEVIN?!?!

  • @michelvanderlinden8363
    @michelvanderlinden8363 3 года назад +187

    Kevin: "im sure a stingray cant do anything to me"
    Steve Irwin: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @danitho
      @danitho 3 года назад +7

      I shouldn't have laughed at this.....buuuuut...

    • @suidame1996
      @suidame1996 3 года назад +19

      even if it's been years, too soon. :(

    • @amaravega838
      @amaravega838 3 года назад +13

      Too soon dude :(

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 3 года назад +4

      I know it's been years but I genuinely don't know how to feel about this comment lol. I guess you should just get ready for this comment reply section to become a hotbed of salty Australians.

    • @suidame1996
      @suidame1996 3 года назад +13

      @@schoo9256 Well, I'm not an australian. I just know how not to make jokes about the dead, especially if they were a good person.

  • @kodakkushi
    @kodakkushi 3 года назад +65

    “I’ve never been to prison” *Flashback to that one Prison Simulator video*

  • @groofay
    @groofay 3 года назад +11

    "I took evolution too far and became a monster" is just Kevin's origin story.

  • @jred2day766
    @jred2day766 3 года назад +195

    Day 1 of asking kevin to listen to the guy that's telling him to play barbie horse adventures:wild horse rescue.

  • @nebulous5420
    @nebulous5420 3 года назад +46

    “We’re basically in each other’s mouths right now” 🤔

  • @Juroxa
    @Juroxa 3 года назад +10

    Kevin the first 10 minutes: PLEASE DON'T EAT MEEE
    Kevin the rest of the video: Feel my vengeance

  • @omegavsrassilon5128
    @omegavsrassilon5128 3 года назад +26

    " I took upgrading too far and became a monster." Kevin, I'm afraid you were always a monster.

  • @MariusPQik
    @MariusPQik 3 года назад +4

    i had to drink for some years to forget that song! Damn you Irish noble man who forced me to go back to my old days of grog.

  • @anthognome
    @anthognome 3 года назад +30

    You became a monster as soon as you started singing "Baby Shark." That'll be in my head the rest of the night.

  • @love4unme96
    @love4unme96 3 года назад +27

    I love how he kept calling the clownfish Marvin. It's Marlin. Now it makes sense why they attacked him.

  • @thelionskingdom9771
    @thelionskingdom9771 2 года назад +3

    Kevin literally running from his parents is hilarious.
    5:05

  • @mybrianisfried
    @mybrianisfried 3 года назад +7

    "that's not blood, it's a fashion statement" is my favorite mcr song

  • @eebergkamen
    @eebergkamen 3 года назад +13

    I just love Kevins voice

  • @morganvalley7891
    @morganvalley7891 3 года назад +20

    Kevin: My grandma would be so proud!
    Kevin: Dies
    Kevin: Is a grape once more

  • @humlegard-gaming
    @humlegard-gaming 3 года назад +13

    Always a joy to see a new video from Kevin!

  • @TheCloisFan
    @TheCloisFan 3 года назад +6

    jokes on kevin for thinking he got baby shark stuck in OUR heads when he's the one constantly singing it

  • @joshuadunsire7218
    @joshuadunsire7218 3 года назад +4

    "It's like the batman of fish, except killing all the fish" -CallMeKevin 2021

  • @FloridaGuy53
    @FloridaGuy53 3 года назад +2

    Kevin:(Sings "Baby Shark," slowly)"Now, it's gonna be in your head, all day."
    You seem to underestimate how smooth my brain is. Anything, you can say and do, have no effect on me. It slides right off.

  • @tomdewey9009
    @tomdewey9009 3 года назад +65

    Turg is lonely in Tomadachi life, he needs attention

  • @Cfreed
    @Cfreed 3 года назад +17

    Don-Don't sing that song! DON'T DO IT- annnnnd now it's in my head forever.

    • @rdclips3647
      @rdclips3647 3 года назад +1

      BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO
      BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO
      BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO
      BABY SHARK

  • @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461
    @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 3 года назад +27

    "I took upgrading too far and became a monster"
    *Kevin's Fallout series flashbacks*

  • @tinymoff
    @tinymoff 3 года назад +6

    ♫ Under da sea ♫
    ♫ It's hard for me ♫
    ♫ It's actually ♫
    ♫ A lot harder ♫
    ♫ Than I thought it would be ♫

  • @erthwormjack
    @erthwormjack 3 года назад +9

    I love it when he says "Hey there Friends how's it going my name is Kevin."

  • @richardlandgraf1953
    @richardlandgraf1953 3 года назад +7

    Kevin calling Marlin "Marvin" is hilarious.

  • @yourpsychicfriendfredbear
    @yourpsychicfriendfredbear 3 года назад +44

    “I took upgrading too far and became a monster”
    Right, a couple years ago

  • @goobie9361
    @goobie9361 3 года назад +5

    Can't wait for Kevin to realize that all of us came from the swampy primordial SOUP.

  • @Ilivepuppys
    @Ilivepuppys 3 года назад +16

    The New hit movie "Finding Kevin" coming to you this spring! The sad story of a fish who gets lost and no one goes to find them.

  • @drummergurl99
    @drummergurl99 Месяц назад

    “I wasn’t a fish at the time” I KNEW HE WAS A MERMAN!!!! That singing voice is too angelic not to be!!!

  • @AllyMarie_123
    @AllyMarie_123 3 года назад +12

    Never apologize for being the way you are, Kevin. We love you just as you are. 🧡

  • @onebilliontacos3405
    @onebilliontacos3405 3 года назад +6

    3:12 The real reason Kevin’s not in finding Nemo, he was killed by the same fish that killed Nemo’s mom.

  • @leonardochapman4736
    @leonardochapman4736 3 года назад +6

    "he's a bit of a clown isn't he"
    Genius

  • @AllyMarie_123
    @AllyMarie_123 3 года назад +14

    Your hair gets more and more intimidating each day.

  • @StarMama90
    @StarMama90 3 года назад +7

    Jokes on you Kevin, I already have the stinky baby song stuck in my head.

  • @STUDlOIC
    @STUDlOIC 3 года назад +7

    Why is nobody talking about CallMeKevin's Nana's transatlantic accent

  • @mykiedorsey9743
    @mykiedorsey9743 3 года назад +4

    0:18 I want a shirt that says "nothing burger"

  • @Distamorfin
    @Distamorfin 3 года назад +1

    I've seen Kevin do a lot of evil things, but singing any amount of that dreaded shark song is a crime against humanity.

  • @extremistgarchomp4950
    @extremistgarchomp4950 3 года назад +8

    The title of this video is just God describing Kevin to the angels

  • @TheSpeedyCola
    @TheSpeedyCola 3 года назад +2

    Kevin “this is so difficult!” *hangs out for food with the barracudas*

  • @Bekathepirate
    @Bekathepirate 3 года назад +538

    Day 98 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue

  • @reaperwolf7360
    @reaperwolf7360 3 года назад +2

    3:05 "the snack that bites back"

  • @itsthekur
    @itsthekur 3 года назад +3

    3:55 that's a Goliath Grouper! They are huge, can weigh up to 800 lbs / 360 kg.

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 3 года назад +2

    9:51 "Can I be a shark?" If you have enough money to invest, sure (remember you'll get weird proposals, though, like that one "bull guy" 🐂).

  • @itslots_of_lattuce5664
    @itslots_of_lattuce5664 3 года назад +3

    1:01 thats how it feels to play gta5 online for the first time

  • @pasta123
    @pasta123 3 года назад +1

    I don't think i can forgive you for getting baby shark stuck in my head at 1am, i wanted to sleep after this and now all i can think about is this song

  • @F1Elle17
    @F1Elle17 3 года назад +23

    Just letting everyone know I rescued another cat today, and he is called Kevin now.

    • @eyeless_lIl
      @eyeless_lIl 3 года назад +2

      Aw that's sweet, I also have a kitten named Kevin

  • @samanthabrooke2467
    @samanthabrooke2467 3 года назад +2

    Hi Kevin. I lost my best friend to suicide a couple days ago, and i just found out last night. I’ve been binge watching your videos for a long time now, but you have especially helped me these past few days. Thank you for the amazing content, you’ve helped me get in some laughs and take my mind off of it💜

  • @dannydot0441
    @dannydot0441 3 года назад +8

    kevin’s daily uploads are the only thing keeping me alive

  • @idrawcats8898
    @idrawcats8898 3 года назад +2

    DangerousFunny and Kevin are the two most loveable psychopath who want to become the deadliest person/fish.

  • @VoidZeroNothing
    @VoidZeroNothing 3 года назад +4

    Hail our Dear Leader, Jim Pickens. And Sithis, I guess.

  • @melika04
    @melika04 3 года назад +2

    "The starfish brings the- all the fish to the... yard and damn right they- they eat me too"

    • @soupoup
      @soupoup 3 года назад

      Kevin is just such a talented musician

  • @callmeturg
    @callmeturg 3 года назад +93

    Day 51 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 года назад +9

      You know, I gotta ask, has quarantine ended? Sounds like a stupid question, but I don't have cable anymore.

    • @auntchilada8635
      @auntchilada8635 3 года назад +8

      @@IamaPERSON idk almost i think, depends on where you are in the world

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 года назад +6

      @@auntchilada8635 alright, time to google it

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 года назад +6

      @@auntchilada8635 good news, it's ended in my state (New York)

    • @florintinau9979
      @florintinau9979 3 года назад +6

      @@IamaPERSON pog

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 года назад +1

    Be the mantis shrimp; hold its punches long as you want to punch as hard as you want.

  • @supershrimp9274
    @supershrimp9274 3 года назад +32

    Day 109 of asking Kevin to play SpongeBob SquarePants: Creature from the Krusty Krab

  • @oisinoleary4541
    @oisinoleary4541 3 года назад +1

    Loved it Kev.... cant wait to see more of how much more a KING of the sea you can become

  • @InspireWire
    @InspireWire 3 года назад +5

    I accidentally skipped ahead had to go back for my daily "Hey there friends" ah that's better

  • @luciaszocsova496
    @luciaszocsova496 3 года назад +1

    2:05 I would swear it's 'Aim for the moon and even if you miss, you will end up among the stars.'??? XD

  • @ESCEra13
    @ESCEra13 3 года назад +88

    Day 317 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game

  • @bobbixvv
    @bobbixvv 3 года назад +1

    hey do you guys remember that old flash game where you started as a small fish and slowly ate your way to the top of the food chain, this video just unlocked that memory

  • @TheMattShea
    @TheMattShea 3 года назад +10

    What year is it?

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 года назад +1

      Oh crap, didn't expect you here

    • @pjaskii
      @pjaskii 3 года назад

      6969

    • @joshualiu7649
      @joshualiu7649 3 года назад +1

      So ahh mattsgea

    • @green-fv7xs
      @green-fv7xs 3 года назад

      IT IS TWENTY TWENTY ONE MATTSHEA VERIFICTATION TICK YOU SILLY MAN!!!!

    • @Sleeolo
      @Sleeolo 3 года назад

      Don't mind me just leeching off of some random verified guy's comment

  • @jbikae6140
    @jbikae6140 3 года назад +1

    Kevin is the only person I actually believe is just that happy

  • @DogestDogeYT
    @DogestDogeYT 3 года назад +3

    I have Thalassophobia and I had to push through with watching this to support Kevin 😭

    • @crusader2718
      @crusader2718 3 года назад

      Is that being scared of water

    • @aresialamarco1205
      @aresialamarco1205 3 года назад

      @@crusader2718 fear of sea and ocean. Fear of water specifically is called Aquaphobia.

  • @magsvots783
    @magsvots783 3 года назад +1

    Kevin as a fish is like that small dog at the dog park that keeps barking and tries to play/attack the bigger dogs

  • @spazity1105
    @spazity1105 3 года назад +84

    Day 15 of telling Kevin he's loved and appreciated

    • @Christopher64
      @Christopher64 3 года назад +3

      So nice I like what you are doing

    • @spazity1105
      @spazity1105 3 года назад +2

      Thank you Christopher!😁

  • @Tiny_Xenomorph
    @Tiny_Xenomorph 2 года назад +1

    Does kevin ever realize that he can suck up food or does he continue to try and bite the shrimp and try to bite things to death as a goliath grouper? or ever realize that the “spooky noise” means something is targeting him

  • @abcdefgheat1888
    @abcdefgheat1888 3 года назад +37

    Day 119 of asking kevin to restore the tomadachi life save

  • @ghostrights9314
    @ghostrights9314 3 года назад

    11:43 - “I actually feel like I’m kinda top of the food chain.”
    Orca whale: “G’day.”

  • @carlito4785
    @carlito4785 3 года назад +3

    I haven’t heard this name in years!

  • @ced1106
    @ced1106 2 месяца назад

    Me: Save the fishes.
    Other fishies: Oh, good. More food for me while they're ALIVE.