_you could say that about pretty much anybody (like how you are me, only born in a different place, at a different time, to different parents)_ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
4:50 the genuine suprise was priceless, drae plays this a lot and longships are actually one of the best units in the game, a lotta fun would like more of fun random battles 👍
No one: Random kids: 123 ViEwS AnD 234 LiKeS? YoUtUbE Is On DrUgS Edit: well, i didnt expect that this comment would get 2k likes, and that id get slightly insulted by commenting this, but thanks, 2k likes
YourName is actually really popular. Like so many templates with YourName and I don't even know who he is. Like why would anyone make a template with YourName like who is he?
Thank you for helping me through a hard time of my life, your videos always make me smile and let me forget my porblems for a second thank you - A random person from the internet
Bore Ragnarok Day of the year: 114 Consecutive Bore Ragnarok counter: 115 Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload) Days without videos: 1 04.15.2019 Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1 Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)
Kevin, you may reminisce about your old TABS video, but here I am reminiscing of you making a mob grinder in Skyblock, and me using that same mob grinder in basically every survival map I've had since then, even after it stopped working. :3 I miss the old channel. :( "Why are you rearranging the chests!?~" "... I'm Jim Pickens! *flees*" Classic.
It’s the Grim Reaper, it’s the one that deals with death the same way you deal with you deal with the groceries list... But I'm pretty sure it had some sort of influence In Jim's death.
I'd like to see you play this with Anna, maybe "Hand and Brain" style. Obviously, you're a strategic genius, but I think she might have some good ideas 😊
I like the bards, the feathers look like bunny ears! The ice archers remind me of the White Walkers on Game of Thrones. 8:58. Who gave the viking caffeine? I hope you make more, this is hilarious!
i know this comment will probably get lost like most comments do, but just in hope it doesn't i really need to say this: I've had one of THE roughest days today. I broke down crying practically every hour on the hour. Until I got home, about 30 minutes ago, and broke down and bawled my eyes out because i was finally home and i could finally watch the new Kevi video. Just the fact you exist as you are and as you will be in the future, it makes me feel ok. I don't know why but i take a lot of comfort in your channel.
Hey Kevin I just found your channel and have already watched it like everyday since I found it. Your videos are funny and I just enjoy watching them. Keep up the good work bud. Also I clicked on this video while watching another one of ur videos. Lol
![Noob To Max With DRAGON REWORK In Blox Fruits [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LnBMOinoOvA/mqdefault.jpg)
I hate it when I'm high at a club and I get killed by a Mammoth
Fuck
TypetwoAbsolute I KNOW RIGHT it’s so annoying
Me too bloody hell
I hate it when I’m at a party and I burn the grizzly bear in the microwave so I can’t eat it
Same
A stoner, a clubber, and a mammoth walk into a Bar.
the clubber left because the mammoth destroyed the bar
And the stoner stayed to talk to the mammoth
I thought clubbers were extinct
The clubber got a job, the stoner became a drug dealer in the corner, and the mammoth destroyed the bar.
And they all say "ow"
Then the mammoth eats the bartender and the stoner, then the clubber eats the mammoth
I can't tell whether that old intro was made ironically or not.
Either way, best thing I've seen all week.
nope. real thing.
Me: “commander, we’re surrounded!”
Kevin: “good! That means we can attack in any direction!”
I know that quote its Stolen good thing it fits so well :3
Gulo the gameing honey badger what’s it from I need to know
Twiggy idk but I heard from some where let me check
Gulo the gameing honey badger did u find it ever
zhunpickle no
4:50 "I always choose the worst options"
*Still wins*
Speedrun victory
“...That was a good fight...”
Not even Kevin believes this bullshit happened”
The face when he won immediately with the ships was incredible
Why is there no comments?
@@imsobored7337 There are comments.
Time stamp
Ahh no facial hair Kevin.
@@Apollo-684 4:51
In case you didn't know, callmekevin and rtgame are actually the same person from a different timeline
I fucking knew it 😮
Robyn one is lawful evil and the other is Kevin.
I knew it!
It's BioShock infinite all over again
_you could say that about pretty much anybody (like how you are me, only born in a different place, at a different time, to different parents)_ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I liked your monotone voice and awkward silences, sometimes your dead reactions are what made me laugh the most in your old vids ^.^
@penguinz0
When you remember when Kevin was young in November Jim Pickens wasn’t as evil had family that was together
Well *together* is stretching it quite a bit.
RIP Beejay Pickens
RIP URP JOHN AND HUMAN RACKET
I remember the original house son and pet and basement
Boss, we have an individual that knows too much...
8:39 "the bards running away again"
Kevin how dare you call out my DnD tactics
Oof
“How could a guy with an axe defeat a god!?”
*Kratos laughs*
kratos doesn't laugh though
Serence Frostbite he would if he heard Kevin
@Judgemental Lucas He became one after he killed Ares in GOW 1 afaik
Thought about the same thing when i heard that, figured that someone else had the idea so went to go check.
@Judgemental Lucas but he's still a guy though
I don't understand why you do that little close up shot in the intro of every video, but I love it. Keep doing it 👍
NukeHero99 I always think that too. What's it supposed to mean?
He proves that its actually him in the video and not his evil twin
Evil twin RTGame?
''Theres some headbutting and some ship throwing''
-memoirs from the great Anglo-Irish war.
"How can a guy with an axe defeat a god?"
Kratos: *Observe*
Plot Twist: TABS _is_ totally accurate, but nothing about it is a battle simulator.
God dammit go away
*_Woah_*
@@nickseda5371 watch your fuckin mouth for fuck sake
@@nickseda5371 Mind my tongue sir, I will watch my fucking mouth.
"im irish we specialise in guerilla warfare"
comrade kevin says tiocfaidh ar lá
Kevin stands against imperialism
Ghost oh but it is
Yes
Beautiful Call me Kevin-A Intro
Maybe the bards from this game could have used it to actually WIN lol
4:50 the genuine suprise was priceless, drae plays this a lot and longships are actually one of the best units in the game, a lotta fun would like more of fun random battles 👍
I love how Kevin remembers when things happened based off of his car accident
*_Flashbacks_*
When was Jesus born?
Idk, about 2000 years before my car accident
Little did young Kevin know. He would become a MILITARY GENIUS!!!!!
i feckin remember that intro
PS love your vids and your streams Kevin!!!
Same
What's his twitch
@@oakipanoki7940 Its also CallMeKevin
God I feel old
Hehehe "feckin".
3:34 “How could a guy with an axe defeat a god?”
Kratos intensifies
I mean
Was he technically a demigod?
Like
God Of War?
@@mynameberamen1779 still a guy with an axe though.
@@Softpaw1996 Fair enough
I was thinking the same thing
*B O I*
That intro was actually one of the things that got me to stick around back when I discovered your channel, I feckin loved it :D
I found the channel by his fallout 4 mod series
@robotrip M Can you completely shut the fuck up? Thanks
robotrip M I don't understand how that's dick sucking? That's called reminiscing. Like when you remember your childhood.
@@RoxiR10t some people have trouble thinking
@@spicypepe6951 Or being human.
3:30: So we're just going to completely ignore that absolutely perfect groin shot?
Yeah, TABS units do that a LOT
@@emerz3530 they always love doing the cheap shot
I once launched a viking longboat into a giant's crotch, it looked like it hurt...
We were _trying_ to
2:54 Hint for the future: valkyries are pretty good; an army of them can quickly take down even (armies of) mammoths
No lie, you make life worth living. Thank you, kind sir.
DarkleMotion 💙
Your welcome
shrek onion fuck yourself
Day 39 of thanking Kevin for being awesome and making me laugh every day.
"I've played this game before but you probably don't remember it"
I remember you demanding that someone talk to the sink, don't test me boiyo
No one:
Random kids: 123 ViEwS AnD 234 LiKeS? YoUtUbE Is On DrUgS
Edit: well, i didnt expect that this comment would get 2k likes, and that id get slightly insulted by commenting this, but thanks, 2k likes
@@AxxLAfriku youtube isn't the only thing on drugs lmaooo
69th like. wOaH, tHiS iS cRaZy!
No one:
Unoriginal people: *says something retarded*
@@AxxLAfriku You again? Come on, your sisters are not your girlfriends. Grow the fuck up.
Says the kid who has a username called Memes ree.
3:34
"How could a guy with an axe defeat a god?"
Baldur, 2018
oh
"half of them are just killing themselves."
Damn sounds like my community
Keita Tsutsumi where the fuck do you live?
I need a commander but i am unsure on where to find you
2nd
Cork, Ireland. Go get him.
Day 148 of asking Kevin to sing take me home country roads but day 1 of rethinking my life decisions
I don’t rethink my life decisions
*_This is technically true because I don’t think_*
You should watch Kevin's latest twitch stream. Not saying he sings country roads in it or anything buuuut.... 😉
The Jester woah. I’ll try to remember to see it soon
@@ErenAAnimations thank you for telling me this, I dont have time to tune in for his streams
on the stream he said he has a “proper” one going up soon.
dreams do come true💫
You are literally my favourite RUclipsr.. I love how you greet us all with a smile ahhhhhhh
Ok imma leave now have a great day
Military: How do we win this war?
Kevin: Launch the land longships at them
Military: This is why you're Commander, you bloody legend
YourName is actually really popular.
Like so many templates with YourName and I don't even know who he is.
Like why would anyone make a template with YourName like who is he?
This fake or real?
@@kamimizuumi I want you to think very carefully about it.
@@ZombieNek0 Real!!
@@ZombieNek0 Wait, can I change my answer? XD
his name is yourname dude
Ahhhhhhh 2 to the 4, 5 to the 6, I'll have my soda with extra dip
that the way i do it
Thank you for helping me through a hard time of my life, your videos always make me smile and let me forget my porblems for a second thank you
- A random person from the internet
_War... War never changes..._
Fallout 4?
More like Fallout *_BORE_*
_Bore... Bore Ragnarok never changes..._
13:32 I spit out my drink when he said snakes. It was embarrassing for the people around me.
Bore Ragnarok
Day of the year: 114
Consecutive Bore Ragnarok counter: 115
Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload)
Days without videos: 1
04.15.2019
Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1
Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)
More like Bore Ragnarok
Thanks again
Oh God, that intro. What a time on the Call Me Kevin channel.
Matt i remember that intro, was an interesting time
Kevin, you may reminisce about your old TABS video, but here I am reminiscing of you making a mob grinder in Skyblock, and me using that same mob grinder in basically every survival map I've had since then, even after it stopped working. :3
I miss the old channel. :(
"Why are you rearranging the chests!?~" "... I'm Jim Pickens! *flees*" Classic.
4 years later....Young Kevin talking about even youngner kevin.
Military superbabies: baby geniuses 2.
Day 16 of asking Kevin to Bring Back Baking Bad with RT
That Wide Unit More like Bore Ragnarok
Epic
Yes
Oh my god please, I'll pay via soul 😭
u go girl
15:03 We are surrounded. This is good, for we can fire in all directions
A band with 142 members? I think that's the Wu-Tang Clan.
5:45
can't stop laughing at the violence of that headbutt, he really threw his whole body into it
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator but Kevin brings back the memories with little Kevin.
Minotaur: turns black
Kevin: ITS EVIL!
You mean nignataur
NEGA TAUR!
Racist
Did you know that Kevin is part of KKK
Timoti Reti yeah, Kall Ke Kevin
Congrats on the success of your channel I love your videos and watch it all the time
Kevin: “HOW DOES A GUY WITH AN AXE KILL A GOD?!”
-*Kratos has entered the chat*-
Day 154 of regretting the day the first person decided to make one of these comments.
You're doing the Gods work
Wolfish bring back baking bad tho
Jim Pickers gets eaten by mother plant.
All his family mourns
Grim Reaper sits there writing a book not caring.
It’s the Grim Reaper, it’s the one that deals with death the same way you deal with you deal with the groceries list...
But I'm pretty sure it had some sort of influence In Jim's death.
Day 17 of asking Kevin to bring back the kids.
Kevin took the kids?
Wrong K name
Dang RT took the kids again
*we didn't deserve them*
*he @*Gasped loudly*
ahhh ahhhhhhh! see what I did there, folks?!?
12:37 the farmer is the family who does not like music in coco
When Zeus is nervous, you know you’re in trouble. Thank you, Kevin, 1,882,034 subscribers RUclipsr; very cool!
KEVO: The full version came out recently and you've got to come back to this game!
I actually love the old intro. Absolute genius
11:40
"Brutal farmers" "Red victory"
yeah ,seems about right
You are a mililitary genius
Your old intro was amazing , great editing skill kev :)
Kevin I'm trying to re-establish communism and the army wouldn't be able to succed without your area of expertise as a commander.
0:35 I remember that intro, it was probably one of the first videos that got recommended to me, I knew instantly i was at home
Day 15 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday.
Happy birthday, Kevin.
Ah yes coming back to Kevins older video to appreciate how he always was
a Military Genius ;)
“WHO WOULDVE THUNK IT” - Call Me Kevin 2019
The fact that he is able to talk so happily even when it comes to the accident is just amazing.
Best video ever 10 out of 10 would watch again
I'd like to see you play this with Anna, maybe "Hand and Brain" style. Obviously, you're a strategic genius, but I think she might have some good ideas 😊
I think this was the first video that proves Kevin truly is a military genius
This is where Kevin's prowess as a military genius came from with boats.
Day 56 of asking Kevin to play The Emperors New Groove.
Epic
(#_#)
The most legendary brother ever.
4:10 never felt so loved
5:02 I love these IRA references
I like the bards, the feathers look like bunny ears!
The ice archers remind me of the White Walkers on Game of Thrones.
8:58. Who gave the viking caffeine?
I hope you make more, this is hilarious!
"How could a guy with an axe beat a god!" Well have you met Kratos?
12:16 every Rust moment ever
12:59 It's called middle school beginning band
i know this comment will probably get lost like most comments do, but just in hope it doesn't i really need to say this:
I've had one of THE roughest days today. I broke down crying practically every hour on the hour. Until I got home, about 30 minutes ago, and broke down and bawled my eyes out because i was finally home and i could finally watch the new Kevi video.
Just the fact you exist as you are and as you will be in the future, it makes me feel ok. I don't know why but i take a lot of comfort in your channel.
Kevin is a military genius.
A ballista can kill anything in TABS with one hit.
I remember that old intro 😭
Kevin, you make me smile when I’ve had the shittiest day, and I really appreciate that. Keep it up!!!
Hey Kevin I just found your channel and have already watched it like everyday since I found it. Your videos are funny and I just enjoy watching them. Keep up the good work bud. Also I clicked on this video while watching another one of ur videos. Lol
Look at the eyes of the Mammoth at 14:10. It's thinking: "oh, no! Kevin again"
I think RUclips is broken it says 9 dislikes instead of 0
Sheeeeeet even more dislikes RUclips is so broken I even deleted it and re-download it
oh no,an hacker is on the loose;95 dislikes!
yeah me too, 113 dislikes, so wierd
148 dislikes? *THAT'S ILLEGAL*
"How could a guy with an axe kill a god?!"
*Kratos wants to know your location*
*MAKE IT STOP!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!*
falls over 13:18
Nct by 2020: 12:47 *"the band had gotten a bit to big"*
Hey kevin maybe you should finish your gameplay of resident evil 7
more like bore:ragnorok
i was just thinking that today. kevin pls lol
Maybe
Stream it
That intro text was epic.
"I'm better than anyone, ever."
- Best Kevin Quote of 2019
13:04 every mexican banda group ever
Kevin, could you play Legoland. its a game about making a Legoland. it is kinda like roller coaster tycoon, but Lego. it was made in the year 2000.
Spiderman 2000 was made back then, and remember how that turned out?
Peppern Warming sounds like the perfect game
You are one of the few youtubers that have been entertaining from the early days, I love you and your videos.
4:03 I don't know what a healer is ?
Everyone but kevin :😑
"If you ever need a commander you know where to find me."
No we don't, you moved and the post returned all the glitter I sent you.
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not a single soul in the universe:
Kevin: FECK
I love that intro 😂😂😂😂