Beam.NG but I should have never got a license
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- Beam.NG allows me to flex and show how good of a driver I am 😎
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Twitter: / callmekevin1811
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Edited by @Kippesoep001, @TropicalFreeze2 and Kevin
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Zimmy is a nerd
0:41 “oh wait I can drive a bus?”
*gta flashback intensifies*
The wee lad was handling that bus like any proud public servant would. I’m so proud 😭😭
What's your favourite type of bus?
I’m still waiting for the Grognak x RT crossover. We need to make this happen!
Arnold Rimmer the type that runs people over
Feck yeah
The four stages of life, by Kevin.
Reassurance:
“Looks good.
looks good.
looks good.
looks good.”
Losing trust and becoming sceptical:
“looks okay.”
The negativity hit hard:
“looks extremely bad.
looks shit.
looks bad.”
The truth:
“I’m going to die.”
“everything is fine”
This is so funny, but so true. 😆
9:29
im starting to think that the person who hit u with a car was actually you
oof
Time travel is a bitch sometimes
Same
It was a future Kevin who, thank's to 1% of Jim's power, went back in time to prevent the past himself from working in retail so that he could make videos as his full time job. Exactly as the Scrolls had foretold.
No, he went back to stop himself from being hit by the car only to hit himself by mistake in the first place.
The loop continues
My grandma hates me swearing. I did today and she got upset and I said “well is feck ok?” Apparently it is. So thank you Kevin.
Loopholes for the win!
Any time you get a notification for this comment I want you to think about your grandma fecking
0:19 just imagine kevin sitting in his driveway pretending to drive a car as people pass by.
As a NASCAR fan, I loved that intro so much! Especially because I was at the Martinsville truck race you showed. I can confirm that you did win that race!
Same!
No no no. You dont watch NASCRAP you watch F1. the Monaco grand prix is this Sunday!!
@@grzk I ain't gonna watch no feck1 garbo
@@grzk murica
@@thelordpotatoesorjtswagste1945 y'all were fighting about f1 and Nascar but all we have now is fecking marbula one
Ah I don’t remember when I got my bus license, must have been a good time
Grognak The Destroyer Attorney At Law Esq MD Damn, it’s amnosia again.
Darn amnosia
was it a red bus or a green bus?
Is this really Kevin it sounds like one of his jokes
Red or green bus I forgot your favourite but at least you did to
"Hello there friends, my name is Kevin"
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*CLOSE-UPS INTENSELY TO **_HELP_*
I love this Channel.
God damn it Kevin, i can't tell if the zoom on the "HELP" was a joke or a cry for help.
It was what those passengers needed after their bus crashed a bunch of times.
Nah its the plead from jim picken's victims
11:33 - that was pretty slick and nobody's talking about it.
It was impressive af
So this intro is the reason why you were so busy yesterday and couldn't stream *huh?*
Hope he streams tommorow. No pressure.
Not even kidding, it was a part of it. It took me far too long to do that lame 20 second joke hahaha
Call Me Kevin It was worth it! :)
@@CallMeKevin i really like these irl jokes
@@CallMeKevin I thought you actually pulled up to some little girl on a toy horse and started recording before I realized it was a screen
"I have three wheels so I'm lighter and can go faster"
DiceDodo
No its a highlight joke, like a highlight play in basketball. He’s quoting so everyone who finished the video remember and laugh at the moment and anyone who missed it get to laugh at it too.
@DiceDodo "i don't understand comments which just quote the video, seems like a clickbait comment"
@DiceDodo It must suck to be that dense, man.
I don't understand comments that quote the video seems like a clickbait moment~ Zejd Land 1929
YES
I don't think that bus is going to make it to the hospital...
Chernobyl technicians be like: 9:30-9:36
So underrated!
Henry Laughton 9:43 And this was me having sex for the first time (=
@@KalGoltur how old are you..........are you the right age.......am I gonna have to call the FBI
@@vinnietom6766 what is "the right age"? how can you decide that?
@@tcg1_qc sometimes we question things that we usually never wanna answer
Day 2 of telling Kevin that he is loved and appreciated
KEVIN GHFDJSGHJGFDHJKSFDS. I FUCKIGN LOVE U
FECK you’re right, my bad
Keep this going
Don’t worry yall, I plan on it
This simply needs to be the top comment each day.
0:28: I like how the announcer uses Kevin's username, not his name.
Nobody tell Kevin about the blob, he'll only form an alliance with it.
The blob doesn't form alliances you fool it needs no one but it's self
If Kevin found the wormhole he’d destroy the universe
Izzy Tarcson he’d go through it and discover feckland 4
Kevin...wearing a jacket inside, what a bad boy
Kevin and cars, two things that go hand in hand :D
You mean hand in tire?
you mean hand in handle?
"I am the law...and the law has never been this evil!"
- Police Commissioner Kevin, 2019.
-Derek- Kevin Chauvin.
Kevin driving a car? The hunted becomes the hunter, my how the tables have turned.
Enthusiastically
“I have 3 wheels so I can go faster... I’m gonna die” -Call Me Kevin
As a fellow Irish person, I can validate that that is indeed how we park cars
The same thing happens in Argentina.
@The Legend of Texas that's messed up
i thought he was joking when he said that this is how irish people park, implying that there are cars in ireland
Unknown User r/woooosh
@Unknown Userthats a big oof
“another win for the kev mastER”
i felt that jump on a spiritual level
Haters will say that fan footage of Kevin driving his car is fake.
*iTs FaKe I uNsUbScRiBeD*
Not Ur Brother smh its obviously real, youre a fake ass fan🗿
It's fake, Kevin doesn't have any fans. Just cult members.
@@dismissing *Jim Pickens
@@ripvanwinkle9935 The question is, did Kevin create Jim Pickens or did Jim Pickens create Kevin? The world may never know
0:14 I was expecting footage from the DRIV3R video.
4:32 I'm like that guy tbh. It's why I never get pizzas delivered anymore. I only order at the restaurant.
12:59 OOH I missed that Sonic movie potshot the first time! Well played!
okay
Kevin, the problem is that you never even got the license in the first place!
Neither has OneyNg and his lets play or this game is at least 34% better.
@@teddyfresh9605😂
@@teddyfresh9605 Built like a spoon.
Kevin saying, "Do you crawl into the oven to eat the pizza while it's cooking?" While the pizza pasta song played in the background made me laugh harder than it should have.
That opening scene killed me 😂😂😂 another win for the KevMast-*BEEEP*
3:05 I'm in my dorm room literally covering my mouth so I don't wake up my roommate with my annoying laugh XD
Bring the dad jokes Kevin!!
@The Legend of Texas Mom?! Is that you?!
Hi Bring the dad jokes kevin!! im dad
THE PIZZA TIME SONG IN THE BACKGROUND WHEN HE STARTS DELIVERING PIZZAS IM SCREAMING
The fact that it zooms in on help in the first 5 seconds makes me scared
Makes me wonder if Kevin is okay... 😅
On death road to Canada it zooms in on DEATH lmao
Kevin : "We're out numbered!"
Me : *flashbacks to Harry Potter*
12:16
You ever just scrape some concrete and suddenly your roof caves in? This is the realism I want from games.
The back of the car got pulled back and that’s why the roof caved in.
Don't say that around people that are hardcore fans of the game. I remember when I first got the game on Early Access and was saying that the physic engine can't read weight properly (which from videos I've seen is still an issue), the hardcore supporters would straight say I was wrong and wouldn't look at any arguments that anyone posted. They denied everything and said the game works perfectly, even when others would make test vehicles for certain weights and prove that the engine was wrong.
When you don’t skip ads to help Kevin with his ad revenue
Does that actually make a difference? I thought they just get paid a flate rate percentage based on views.
@@MerkhVisioni dont think the ads pay youtubers for the amount of people seeing the ad but the time the viewers watched the ad
Bore Ragnarok
Day of the year: 121
Consecutive Bore Ragnarok counter: 122
Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload)
Days without videos: 1
04.15.2019
Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1
Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)
Epic
Do another video on this, do free-roam next time and experiment with gravity, (especially sun gravity!)
Yes please!!! When I saw that he was playing this I got so excited because I thought he was gonna do free roam the whole time and just experiment with jumps and gravity and what not
I like the fact that Kevin Is using more facecam than he usually does, I like seeing his reaction and his bright smile! Keep it up Kev! :D
1:31
Kevin: I was never meant to be a bus driver.
Grognak the Destroyer Attorney at Law: OoO
I feel like Kevin is underrated even at 1.8 million subs... Deserves so many more - quality content my man, keep it up x x x
"Remember where we parked"
Only the real ones will know
ROYAL AIR FORCEEE
Under the Sun Sphere?
I don’t remember I have amnosia
Play ratatouille on the ps2 callmekevin is the best with his intros
I like Memes there is a ratatouille game?
Denis G27 yes
@@denisg2719 almost every animated movie was turned into a game back in the 80s - early 2000s
I played it unironically as a kid
7:07 aka me in NASCAR ‘09 back in the day. You can’t lose if you are they only functional car left :P
Kevin in a CaR is pretty scary I know I am gonna dream about
"I did something, I'm a good... Something!!" 🤣🤣🤣
In before 666.
Kevin driving scares me
"Hits pedestrian".
..*bore ragnorak*
*ragnorak intensifies*
6:57 never knew you lived in Australia
Should of used the fast and furious scene when the road splits
You ALMOST tricked me with that EXPERTELY EDITED clip of your driving!!!!
LOL
BeamNG has changed a lot since car boys
9:29 - "It looks good, looks good, looks good, look okay, looks _extremely bad"_
lol
5:39
Cop Kevin: Wait, I should be destroying you... Right?
Evil rule breaker: *”THIS IS AMERICA”*
“I should be a glass half empty guy” lmao that honestly killed me
Ah yes, my favorite file type; *_.drive_*
You think you're funny, asswipe?
You think you're funny, asswipe?
You think you're funny, asswipe?
You think you're funny, asswipe?
*Chain Killer!*
I would happily be a passenger of Kevin’s bus.
RIP CIDES. He rode Kevin and Grognak’s bus.
Kevin playing beamNG is something i didnt know i needed until now
Did anyone else hear The Pizza Theme from Spider-Man 2?
pizza time
@@floofyfoxxo744 dang beat me too it.
@@iguessthatwilldo7007 It's always pizza time.
Damn that was hard to hear
Is that the Spider-Man 2 pizza song I hear?
Martin Vargas I believe so
Mr. Aziz is going to kill me!
May or may not be
Quick, totally-not spiderman! Deliver 3 pieces across the entire city to people on skyscrapers in 3 minutes!
Yes it is
7:21 Kevin: the world isn't ready Elon, stop trying to force it.
Elon musk: NEVER!!!
In this company's train simulator, there is a four hour long cargo mission
1:07 lol I’m glad you mentioned speed that’s one of my favorite movies
Check out the game "Unearthed: Trail of Ibn Battuta" on Steam. It's a bootleg version of Uncharted and is supposedly terrible. All the positive reviews are people saying it's so bad that it must be experienced.
"The law has never been this evil" That's a lie, Kevin. You've played True Crime after all.
Kevin is the lost Carboy. Bless the sun chips place!
All these buses are making me miss Grognak The Destroyer, Attorney at Law, Esquire, M.D. and their hot bod :(
I searched the comments for a mention of Grognak 💕
Kevin please do Animal Crossing New Leaf but I'm the world's worst town mayor ever.
What can you even mess up in animal crossing though?
@@tamedpassions9523 Be mean to villagers, steal packages that need to be delivered, bury pitfall seeds and pushing other villagers in them, not paying off Tom Nook your house loan debt.
@@tamedpassions9523 Not playing for more than a week so your villagers get all upset. Have a crazy amount of weeds and junk lying about, but never picking any of it up. Never completing any of the projects. Writing letters to the villagers threatening you'll sell their souls and organs to Jim Pickens if they aren't loyal servants of the Dear Leader. Overall, just taking horrible care of the town and its villagers.
Riding On A Tractor but There's Not Lean All In My Bladder
yeah duh lean is stored in the balls!!
i hope when i'm walking outside i won't see kevin behind steering wheel
You go outside?
What a madlad. You go outside!
Day 43 of thanking Kevin for being awesome and making me laugh every day.
@@jacobholloman1790 chill my dude.
Bowls see red in Kevins Logic.
And Kevin is always right.
HoneyDew bulls he means
This video literally made me laugh out loud. I love the snarky edits. Thank you Kevin
There’s one thing Kevin is good at while driving
*Crashing*
Or being crashed.
Rafael Alódio or that yeah
Loved going back to this. Sometimes, Kevin, you make me laugh so hard that I simultaneously can't breathe AND nearly piss myself. So, congratulations. Fecker.
Kevin, you drive like a Kevin! 😂
Oh my god. Who thought trusting Kevin with a vehicle was a good idea?
*cuz it is. It’s hilarious.*
Hi I Love You Kevin you're the greatest youtuber ever
I love your videos and watch it all the time!
I AGREEEE
The look on your face at 4:44 was so cute, like when a kid cleans his room and calls his mom in to come see it. 😁
...Clair de Lune playing in the background....
8:19 he sounds like my uncle
Yes, on time for once! I will remember this moment when I outlive you. For the dear leader.
(Police car is upside down) "You are under arrest!" That part KILLED ME! 😂😂😂
Day #53 of asking Kevin to play Doctor Who The Eternity Clock.
Please play it cause it has good music.
Epic
Yes
He should
Kevin: "I would shoot on sight... that's if I could drive straight!"
Me: I wonder how much of that is because he's in a late model Inspector Gadget-mobile. Now if he was in a Humvee or something... 😀
Well I feel the same as the sign that says help XD
hE hIt My CaR
But seriously, I got into a car accident today... At least everyone is fine
You can try dirt rally if you love to be frustrated :)
Y E S
From racing Cup cars and wrecking Jimmie Johnson at Daytona to racing trucks at Martinsville in the same race, only Kevin could accomplish such a feat.
Kevin has become one of the Car Boys at last...
Yeet
Kevin, you are amazing. You've literally helped me get through some really dark times. Please don't ever stop what you're doing.
Kevin looks hot driving. Let's be real.
Kevin looks hot doing everything. Let's be real.
@@panic8085 Facts.
Department For Transport wants to know your L O C A T I O N
I could comment something funny about this video but instead i'm gonna ask why you are wearing a jacket inside..
He lives in Ireland fam
BECAUSE IT COMFY
Because he is coldblooded
That's some damn fine police work. Damn fine.
Thanks for the pizza delivery theme, very cool!
The parts with the slo-mo canyon jump were amazing--just the right amount of suspense, hilarity, and an ending that did not disappoint...
For everyone's safety dont tell him about the mods
What mods?
@@rafaelalodio5116 all the crazy mods for beam ng like the super fast cars,bombs,cannons and more
Is it weird that I want it more now?
@@maddoghal376 And "The Destroyer"?
@@gihrenzabi7271 If you’re talking about the blob, don’t-we may summon it by invoking its name.
more of this please, sandbox in this leads to endless possibilities meaning endless death and destruction.
edit: also how feckin awesome would a call me kevin, jacksepticeye, daithi de nogla and terroriser collab be!?!?
irish gamers unite
During the van jump my 2 year old yelled, "Yeehaw!" Followed immediately by an "Oh no."
Can’t help but laugh at the upside down ‘you are under arrest’ part 😂