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The "How To" Show: How To Start a Cult (Ep. 6)

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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2011
  • Have you ever wanted to start your own super awesome sect of kookery but didn't know how?
    The "How To" Show is here to help

Комментарии • 52

  • @AGreenSquidKid
    @AGreenSquidKid 7 лет назад +47

    All hail Walter the deer tick and his mellow yellow igloo

  • @IshMelamaid
    @IshMelamaid 13 лет назад +59

    "Who is your new wife going to be?"
    "Um... yours."
    "Dang it!"
    Awesome!

  • @leoghaire1
    @leoghaire1 13 лет назад +44

    also steps 4 and 5 reflect the concise history of the LDS

    • @brady1407
      @brady1407 3 года назад +10

      This is all exactly the history of the LDS

  • @TheTruthWSYF
    @TheTruthWSYF 11 лет назад +23

    But before it's revealed, you have to become a super-elder-elite-pastor-deacon-bishop-pope-master, and then you have to purchase a special training course in the Peruviandeertickonism church. Then the answer is revealed.

  • @nathanielm9150
    @nathanielm9150 5 лет назад +13

    I think this is the start of the Mormon church

  • @Rood67
    @Rood67 3 года назад +16

    You shouldn’t get all your theology from cheaply made RUclips videos.
    But you make some of the best theology videos since ... ever.

  • @mike-cc3dd
    @mike-cc3dd 9 лет назад +8

    that last bit is hilarious.

  • @brycepatties
    @brycepatties 13 лет назад +10

    bang.
    I die.
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • @waza987
    @waza987 4 года назад +9

    Disappointed no actual picture of the Mellow Yellow igloo

  • @fatherdmj
    @fatherdmj 13 лет назад +3

    Mello Yello igloo. Genius!

  • @demetriusprice5890
    @demetriusprice5890 Год назад +1

    As a Jack Mormon I love this

  • @angiesplace5313
    @angiesplace5313 3 года назад +3

    *bang*
    "I die"
    😂

  • @Booger414
    @Booger414 8 лет назад +2

    this might have been the best ever.

  • @karlalu6036
    @karlalu6036 3 года назад +2

    The atheist part had me in tears

  • @philipd442
    @philipd442 9 лет назад +8

    One of the things not mentioned would be that it is entirely possible to set up a cult without God - as the 'People's Temple' proved. They worshipped their leader. If you don't believe me, google some of their sermons.

    • @joshuakarr-BibleMan
      @joshuakarr-BibleMan Год назад +1

      Really, every cult is without God.
      They worship manmade perversions of ideas God has revealed, or demons, or themselves, but always _not_ the God of Scripture.

  • @thelandofsmyth
    @thelandofsmyth 6 лет назад +5

    Where do you come up with this stuff, Hans? This is SO hilarious!

  • @chubbs2003
    @chubbs2003 2 года назад +1

    I found this very very funny

  • @99jean88
    @99jean88 7 лет назад +21

    You forget: Starting to refere Jesus as Yeshua and the holy spirit as Ruah Quadosh (something like that) just to pretend be the true descendent of primitive church

    • @NeelLLumi-AnCatDubh
      @NeelLLumi-AnCatDubh 5 лет назад +2

      *Rùakh haKódesh in Modern Hebrew pronunciation, Rūaḥ haQōdeš in Tiberian.

    • @thegreatbutterfly
      @thegreatbutterfly 5 лет назад +3

      Only if you become pedantic and start requiring _everyone_ to use those pronunciations.

    • @nicholassteyer
      @nicholassteyer 4 года назад +2

      Dude, Yeshua is Jesus in Hebrew.

    • @99jean88
      @99jean88 4 года назад +3

      @@nicholassteyer I know, I was poking fun of some people who keeps saying the hebrew name just to sound smarter and give themsselves validation.

    • @nicholassteyer
      @nicholassteyer 4 года назад +2

      ​@@99jean88 yeah you're right about that.

  • @Mackay878
    @Mackay878 13 лет назад +7

    @Shaddaz Interestingly, if you rearrange the word Moroni you get i Moron.

    • @weirdlanguageguy
      @weirdlanguageguy 2 года назад

      Also interestingly, moron was first coined in 1910 as a scientific term for people with low intelligence

    • @Gigachild
      @Gigachild Год назад

      Dear Peruvian Deer Tick, you're right!

  • @chilternsroamer872
    @chilternsroamer872 2 года назад +1

    is there a part 2 covering all the other stuff that folks pull? Cults come in many shapes and sizes, and to name just three high profile leaders, Jim Jones, David Koresh, and Sun Myung Moon.

    • @joshuakarr-BibleMan
      @joshuakarr-BibleMan Год назад

      @Chilterns Roamer
      Jim Jones murdered hundreds if people, incluing a seated US Congressman.
      David Koresh and his followers were murdered by the US government.
      There are important differences in these, the most important of which is, Koresh's group may not have been violent. Everybody who followed him is dead.
      Can you demonstrate the Branch Davidians even had false doctrine?

    • @ophanimangel3143
      @ophanimangel3143 7 месяцев назад

      @@joshuakarr-BibleManThey were abusing children apparently.

  • @Dilley_G45
    @Dilley_G45 4 года назад

    The end......loool

  • @jjwagnell
    @jjwagnell 13 лет назад

    Sweet!

  • @Emper0rH0rde
    @Emper0rH0rde 2 года назад

    Nothing here about torturing children for being "rebellious," though.

  • @TheTruthWSYF
    @TheTruthWSYF 12 лет назад +1

    There aren't really any deer in Peru anyways...

    • @MAMoreno
      @MAMoreno 7 лет назад +9

      Actually, there were. They were the lost tribes of Elkrael. We have no scientific or historical evidence to back that up, but who needs that?

  • @NeelLLumi-AnCatDubh
    @NeelLLumi-AnCatDubh 5 лет назад

    2:45 """"verifiable""""

  • @steakman1989
    @steakman1989 11 лет назад +1

    Shhhhhhhh, don't think about it. Just mail me $35,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000.00 for the next 30 years and all will be revealed.

  • @TheTruthWSYF
    @TheTruthWSYF 11 лет назад

    Hence Mark Driscoll (youtube link) /ENGtXsRS2fs?t=7m29s

  • @wlinden
    @wlinden 13 лет назад

    A cult is anything somebody else says is a cult.