Nerd³ Plays... Satisfactory

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
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Комментарии • 488

  • @oscarolis
    @oscarolis 4 года назад +1228

    I'm so happy that Dan is back to his old self. If you are reading this I hope I can continue to support your crazy loveliness! ❤️

    • @NerdCubed
      @NerdCubed  4 года назад +811

      I don't read comments.
      Wait...

    • @amberlewis012
      @amberlewis012 4 года назад +29

      @@NerdCubed Ahhhhh

    • @LeafShade
      @LeafShade 4 года назад +76

      ​@@NerdCubed Blink if they're holding you hostage.
      We won't see it, you don't have a facecam, but MAYBE we will hear.

    • @turtleneckredacted3358
      @turtleneckredacted3358 4 года назад +7

      @@NerdCubed Gasp

    • @ESSAErin
      @ESSAErin 4 года назад +10

      Hearing hello procrastinators made me so happy

  • @benm779
    @benm779 4 года назад +1219

    This nerdcubed is the nerdcubed we absolutely love to see.

  • @8BitBastardGaming
    @8BitBastardGaming 4 года назад +207

    As weird as it may sound, “Hello Procrastinators!” Has revived my love for this channel again. Reminds me of the old days.

  • @synthiandrakon
    @synthiandrakon 4 года назад +311

    "I've gotten about as far as oil refinery in the tech tree" also has a space elevator. Seems like a wild tech tree

    • @Thelastgamer313
      @Thelastgamer313 4 года назад +42

      space ele is like right at the beginning of the game, it gets real wild

    • @ratonbox
      @ratonbox 4 года назад +14

      There's also a Dyson Sphere mod.

    • @hdew12354
      @hdew12354 4 года назад +9

      Marius Dragomir a fucking what haha I love it

    • @dopplerfox
      @dopplerfox 4 года назад

      A space elevator? That’s what Dan and Steve made in LBP2!

    • @Septimus_ii
      @Septimus_ii 4 года назад +4

      Space elevator comes before coal power and steel. The tech tree is weird.

  • @officialtibby
    @officialtibby 4 года назад +655

    someone commented on the last video that they were waiting for the video where Dan just said "Patreon" at the beginning. I guess they got their wish lol

    • @codeymiller5954
      @codeymiller5954 4 года назад +19

      I think Dan is running out of ideas for the intro 😂

    • @victorfugl
      @victorfugl 4 года назад +89

      I'm literally smiling so much because of the intro, yeah i got my wish granted

    • @TsweenX
      @TsweenX 4 года назад

      Stfu

    • @FinnFroomeLewis
      @FinnFroomeLewis 4 года назад +4

      @@TsweenX nice

    • @ciaranspiano
      @ciaranspiano 4 года назад +1

      He serves the communist party

  • @Bugside
    @Bugside 4 года назад +80

    The best thing on this channel is the keyboard sounds, love it

    • @LiveLNXgaming
      @LiveLNXgaming 4 года назад +17

      really adds to the panic moments

  • @Dr_Martex
    @Dr_Martex 4 года назад +128

    We need a satisfactory series, dan.
    *WE NEED IT.*

    • @burkenelson2501
      @burkenelson2501 4 года назад +5

      He live streamed this game. You can go to his live stream channel to watch those vids.

  • @benjaminanderson1014
    @benjaminanderson1014 4 года назад +173

    I was wondering why Dan didn't have any parachutes. Then he revealed he didn't know how to make fabric. It all makes sense now.

    • @ICE_Trance
      @ICE_Trance 4 года назад +6

      You’ve made so many people go ‘what!?’

    • @Septimus_ii
      @Septimus_ii 4 года назад +4

      He needs to pick some mushrooms or chainsaw some big fungi to get mycelia which unlocks fabric and parachuters

  • @sandwich2473
    @sandwich2473 4 года назад +112

    11:53 and there I was, about to praise Matt's editing skills...

  • @evangoodman-blue26
    @evangoodman-blue26 4 года назад +121

    I feel like Dan is just taunting us with a Factorio completes now.

    • @MaxFerney
      @MaxFerney 4 года назад +3

      Factorio 1.0 is coming August 14th

  • @TrueLunar10
    @TrueLunar10 4 года назад +25

    Are just gonna overlook the fact that Dan got lost by heading east when he has a compass *right there on the screen*

  • @enbyennui
    @enbyennui 4 года назад +159

    PLEASE do a completes on this, that would be incredible

    • @KynsonMitchell
      @KynsonMitchell 4 года назад +6

      He has a few streams of it on the live channel

    • @enbyennui
      @enbyennui 4 года назад +2

      @@KynsonMitchell vewwy nice

    • @MasterDracoDeity
      @MasterDracoDeity 4 года назад

      @@KynsonMitchell he's got 6 and a half hours more now.

  • @PrillyMcPrillinson
    @PrillyMcPrillinson 4 года назад +75

    You're drinking through an emergency induction port.
    It is definitely not a straw.

    • @suirahplanogemo3407
      @suirahplanogemo3407 4 года назад +11

      That’s a straw, Tali.

    • @archiemullins3563
      @archiemullins3563 4 года назад +4

      @@suirahplanogemo3407 thanks, now i'm sad i miss ME3

    •  4 года назад +2

      Report to the ship as soon as possible, we'll bang okay?

  • @aaronlandry3947
    @aaronlandry3947 4 года назад +4

    At 3:45 he mentions there is no map... Are you telling me that he's gotten all the way into oil refinery and trains and he hasn't researched the map yet? Glad to see Nerdcubed is still the same as always.

  • @sircatsmeow2886
    @sircatsmeow2886 4 года назад +84

    40hrs in and he says "I think you unlock a map later".
    Just from that alone this game is going on my wishlist.

    • @teunw6699
      @teunw6699 4 года назад +3

      Sir Cats Meow its a fun game, can recommend

    • @XXassasinzX
      @XXassasinzX 4 года назад +2

      It's on sale RN, grab it
      I've just booted it up and I'm in love already, just from Planetfall.

    • @Septimus_ii
      @Septimus_ii 4 года назад

      It's so good and recently come to Steam

  • @BarbarianGod
    @BarbarianGod 4 года назад +15

    That wasn't even the northern-most point, just in the west half of the map, the east half has a bit that's a lot more north

  • @pestbarn
    @pestbarn 4 года назад +13

    Satisfactory - The tale of a young British boy who missed the train. (Sci-fi, Romance, Comedy)

  • @Darthwill44
    @Darthwill44 4 года назад +30

    Dan: I brought the sensible thing along
    Me: that doesn’t sound right
    Dan: AND now it’s stuck
    Me: ah there we go

  • @spaghet4life
    @spaghet4life 4 года назад +26

    "Spaghettification? What spaghettification?"
    _My time has come_

    • @lordtoomas
      @lordtoomas 4 года назад

      You thought it would be an original joke, but it was me, Dio Griffin!

  • @jessegd6306
    @jessegd6306 4 года назад +36

    I saw the cats and thought Dan was screaming "SPOILERS! SPOILERS! SPOILERS!" and censoring them because they were spoilers for the game's plot or something.
    But nah it's just [SPOILERS].

    • @mrcrime2954
      @mrcrime2954 4 года назад +7

      spoiders

    • @Slimmeyy
      @Slimmeyy 4 года назад +2

      Thought that the cats were edited on top of the spoilers...

    • @splatooey9015
      @splatooey9015 4 года назад +1

      Wait I thought he was saying spiders

    • @niss8169
      @niss8169 4 года назад

      Podcats ????.

  • @potatopunpug8756
    @potatopunpug8756 4 года назад +33

    If you ever bring back permadeath, this would be a great start

    • @LiveLNXgaming
      @LiveLNXgaming 4 года назад +5

      it would be a good one episode.

  • @CCJ-dr9xg
    @CCJ-dr9xg 4 года назад +19

    Hey Dan, you can hold CTRL and click to instantly move every item into the container. Great video though.

  • @meatballman137
    @meatballman137 4 года назад +30

    I am a simple man.
    I hear "Hellloo procrrrastinators!".
    I like the video.

  • @oliverwalker5692
    @oliverwalker5692 4 года назад +60

    When's he gonna start ending every episode with ta-ra again?

    • @snowjix
      @snowjix 4 года назад +11

      Calm it down, we cant have everything xD

    • @rezsjoberg8609
      @rezsjoberg8609 4 года назад +19

      When is dan bull coming back?

    • @SkyBoxGaming
      @SkyBoxGaming 4 года назад +5

      Hello procrastinators is all I've ever wanted from Dan XD

  • @Nutty140
    @Nutty140 4 года назад +108

    He says his train is bad; has he seen Let’s game it out and their take on satisfactory?

    • @IamDootsdoot
      @IamDootsdoot 4 года назад +15

      you take that back, that is fucking ingenious! he's a god among men!

    • @NotMe-yh5gi
      @NotMe-yh5gi 4 года назад +20

      Let’s game it out is on a whole different level when it comes to “playing games”

    • @adamchmielewski6162
      @adamchmielewski6162 4 года назад +12

      Also the hyper tubes

    • @jacobpadilla9256
      @jacobpadilla9256 4 года назад +10

      @@NotMe-yh5gi true, that man is an infinite well of patience and hilariously pointless accomplishments

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 4 года назад +2

      @@NotMe-yh5gi thats what you WANT to believe, right?

  • @TSVStriFe
    @TSVStriFe 4 года назад +12

    In case people did not know. The creators of Sanctum made this game :) Nerd³ completes! :P To make fabric you need to M.A.M. a specific item.

    • @niss8169
      @niss8169 4 года назад +1

      I thought it seemed a little sanctum-y. Great game

  • @sykessaul123
    @sykessaul123 4 года назад +12

    Oh, that "Hello Procrastinators!"... I needed that more than I realised.

  • @levichalcraft8702
    @levichalcraft8702 4 года назад +34

    I Really wanted him to say "That's where i toilet"

    • @FlAWD12
      @FlAWD12 4 года назад

      I was expecting "That's where I poo" haha

    • @Add_Infinitum
      @Add_Infinitum 4 года назад +2

      When he went to his desk, I was hoping for "And this is where I do my taxes"

  • @transgenderdruid
    @transgenderdruid 4 года назад +1

    Here are some tips! Research caterium ore so you can unlock mark 2 power poles, and sreseach blade runners so you can run faster. Also Find quartz which is neat the lake. This can be used to rescearch a map and an explorer which is a dune buggy that allows you to travel and explore super perfectly! Also, you can build out into the void. There is a large open area that is an actual desert, it is pretty much to the north of your oil area

  • @Denamic
    @Denamic 4 года назад +1

    I built a power plant in that lake too! It used to be so pretty, and now it's all concrete flooring and smog... A clear improvement.

  • @ADTillion
    @ADTillion 4 года назад +4

    Anyone else tense up whenever he was low health but passed by a nut bush without stopping?

  • @xpia
    @xpia 4 года назад +28

    I adore this game, i just love it, please stream it, please.

    • @tylerburney8576
      @tylerburney8576 4 года назад +1

      Love the channel banner font

    • @xpia
      @xpia 4 года назад

      @@tylerburney8576 why thank you

    • @Slimmeyy
      @Slimmeyy 4 года назад +1

      He has streamed it multiple times already, they're probably either on the Live channel, Twitch, or both.

  • @shindinder
    @shindinder 4 года назад +1

    god i can already hear it
    "do you want to play factorio?"
    "isn't that just 2D satisfactory?"

  • @isaak9298
    @isaak9298 4 года назад +62

    Imagine not being a patron of NerdCubed.

    • @andygomez9357
      @andygomez9357 4 года назад +5

      Can't even

    • @codyswan3863
      @codyswan3863 4 года назад +10

      Wish I was don't have money

    • @exidon2799
      @exidon2799 4 года назад

      Cody Swan Yeah samw :c

    • @WinderTP
      @WinderTP 4 года назад

      I have been a patreon since Dan set it up and then I essentially stopped watching Dan for a year. Now I'm back watching his stuff but I still never accessed the patreon page and the exclusive stuff there lol

    • @fakerussian2036
      @fakerussian2036 4 года назад +4

      Cries in poor / dependent

  • @Add_Infinitum
    @Add_Infinitum 4 месяца назад +2

    This video is what introduced me to Satisfactory, and I immediately sent it to my friend and went "OH MY GOD LOOK HOW COOL THIS GAME IS WE HAVE TO GET IT"
    And now I have almost 300 hours in it, so, thanks Dan

  • @tomydude11
    @tomydude11 4 года назад +3

    I'm genuinely upset we didn't get to see him build his factory in livestreams

  • @eldritchstories1461
    @eldritchstories1461 4 года назад +1

    At 37:07 that sounded like a cheeky pandorica speech reference. I, for one, approve

  • @stuntmankelp3198
    @stuntmankelp3198 4 года назад +4

    I’ve never been more happy with hearing dan. that’s it

  • @phantomkitten73
    @phantomkitten73 4 года назад +2

    Most of the game of Satisfactory is the addictive yet still kind of simple and repetitive building and resource management, so he didn't do the normal stuff for this video. I love how Dan always saves a more interesting, exciting, and adventurous task for the Plays video on whatever game he's playing.

  • @raphaelalexander3692
    @raphaelalexander3692 4 года назад +2

    This game is really impressive. The animations are great, the graphics are nice to look at, the world is huge and interesting. Really amazes this came from the people who made goat simulator.
    I started playing a few days ago and already have too many hours in the game trying to make my base look less like a plate of Italian food. I left it on overnight and got thousands of items I'm not even using.

  • @ThatOneIrishFurry
    @ThatOneIrishFurry 4 года назад +1

    running out of fuel was a blessing in disguise as he then realised he didnt need the craft bench

  • @Calmputer
    @Calmputer 4 года назад +1

    no need for a wire next to the tracks. train tracks transmit power on their own, as long as the stations have power attached to it.

  • @anumeon
    @anumeon 4 года назад

    The day that Nerdcubed sat down at the restaurant at the end of the universe and sipped a cup of coffee.

  • @emperorshaq
    @emperorshaq 4 года назад

    Hearing the hello procrastinators brings back some of my favourite RUclips memories ever like the Nercubed completes bully, the minecraft letsplays, Overgrowth and honestly it just warm my cold dead heart

  • @nothingbutintroverted4372
    @nothingbutintroverted4372 4 года назад +1

    I am so happy to see this nerdcubed making a comeback not that I didn’t like the other content but this is Dan at his best

  • @eyridianthemalcontent7717
    @eyridianthemalcontent7717 4 года назад +3

    Please do a series of this my guy

  • @deanc9195
    @deanc9195 4 года назад +1

    I was fully expecting Rebecca to appear at the end because North

  • @hobanagerik
    @hobanagerik 4 года назад +2

    23:00 “Flash! Aaaahhhhh!”

  • @Glabagoo
    @Glabagoo 4 года назад +7

    Can this be a new series please would love it

  • @astrobia94
    @astrobia94 4 года назад

    Dan at the start of the video "My truck doubles as a craft bench." Dan at the middle of the video "How the ever loving fuck am I going to get a craft bench?"

  • @fnafmemes475
    @fnafmemes475 4 года назад +3

    All we need now is his dad going YEEEEEEHHOOOOO

  • @Mr_OzZy71
    @Mr_OzZy71 4 года назад

    This is the best kind of nerdcubed video. When Dan loves a game like this it is so wholesome and great to see. I hope that we can continue to support his wonderful content!

  • @turnerbroich4002
    @turnerbroich4002 4 года назад +1

    If you chop your hyper tube into a bunch of little bits, with one space in between,it’s makes it much faster

  • @tnewton7834
    @tnewton7834 4 года назад

    Such a joy to hear the old catchphrase again!
    I know it's back due to a patreon milestone but I hope it sticks around.
    It's rather special

  • @AMG1303
    @AMG1303 4 года назад +1

    Man id love a complete series of this game

  • @GashPlague
    @GashPlague 3 года назад

    I love that he learned and then unlearned that he can flip overturned vehicles in the same video.

  • @Kennywats
    @Kennywats 4 года назад

    Tips for you Nerd. 1. Find mushrooms. They will lead you to fabric. 2. Find a quartz node. You are going to need it. 3. Learn how to tame lizard doggos. They are the best bois and will make it worth your time to tame and pen them.

  • @pinyball2
    @pinyball2 4 года назад

    Just some tips (though never asked but thought could help),
    you can unlock double ramps in the AWESOME shop to help stack ramps easier instead of foundation, ramp, foundation, ramp like at 25:16,
    for the fire dudes, you can hit a fire ball and strike it, then back off. though I dont think you will and just charge in like the numpty you are.
    Also thanks for the tip of having the overflow coal from the coal stations be used for the steel mills.

  • @gamingngear
    @gamingngear 4 года назад

    Jumping onto the train was quality.😂😂

  • @reecechambers3467
    @reecechambers3467 4 года назад

    2020 is alright again. Dan has brought back his intro :)

  • @killahkat7220
    @killahkat7220 4 года назад +1

    Best nerd cubed video ive seen in such a long time!!! keep it up!

  • @alicetippet6007
    @alicetippet6007 4 года назад

    This style of Dan really is the best, happy, doing something stupid, 40 minute content, not pleasing the algorythm, WOOOO!

  • @MaxFerney
    @MaxFerney 4 года назад +1

    More Satisfactory! also you had a quartz scanner the whole time and it was bugging me soooooooo much

  • @novanoid166
    @novanoid166 3 года назад

    Came back to this channel after years, 2013 was a different time, and I love these videos just as much

  • @DcsealCMB
    @DcsealCMB 4 года назад +2

    I feel like we’ve gone full circle and we’re in the golden days.

  • @pontiffsulyvahn6368
    @pontiffsulyvahn6368 4 года назад

    Dan you have to be the first ever youtuber that I ever discovered. I love all your content and really wish more people knew who you were. Keep up all the great content and always stay optimistic.

  • @matthewthecoffeeguy
    @matthewthecoffeeguy 4 года назад

    He has awoken, with 'hello procrastinators'. I remember he stopped doing it for a while, but now he's doing it again he appears in my recommended - time to procrastinate again :D

  • @azrael_hypo
    @azrael_hypo 4 года назад

    in one of your videos, you recommended Let's Game It Out, so now i love his content, and i especially love his Satisfactory series. it's weird watching someone play the game earnestly and without enough resources to do anything just because of how long everything else takes to work incorrectly. love you, Dan, and thanks for introducing me to his stuff.

  • @senatormark
    @senatormark 4 года назад +5

    Please post more of this!

  • @ThatBaritoneGuitarGuy
    @ThatBaritoneGuitarGuy 4 года назад

    At some point, I seriously want to build a train line from the southernmost point to the northernmost point. One LONG train line back and forth.

  • @thetatn1113
    @thetatn1113 4 года назад +2

    Quick reccomendation, the exploration part of that game looks very similar to no man's sky. After the updates it looks much better and is actually enjoyable. Every planet is different and a new experience (after the updates)

  • @elyjahmacdonald107
    @elyjahmacdonald107 4 года назад

    Not gonna lie that last time I watched dan was about 3-4 years ago and when I just randomly remembered this Channel and heard “Hello procrastinators” I almost cried it brought back so many memories

  • @ThePsychoRenegade
    @ThePsychoRenegade 4 года назад

    The keyboard clack is so iconic.

  • @ShadowAkatora
    @ShadowAkatora 4 года назад +2

    Nerdcubed plays -great- satisfactory.
    Yeah, sounds about right.

  • @ze_rubenator
    @ze_rubenator 4 года назад

    Those cat heads are way more terrifying than spiders.

  • @280ci
    @280ci 2 года назад +1

    36:00 Makes me laugh every time.

  • @james-covers2452
    @james-covers2452 4 года назад

    This channel honestly helps me through with much. I love all these videos :) I’ve been watching for many years now. I hope everyone’s day/ night is okay :)

  • @jaythunderstormskits7465
    @jaythunderstormskits7465 4 года назад

    The nerdcubed nostalgia never changes, always the same old Dan.

  • @TestarossaF110
    @TestarossaF110 4 года назад +1

    He did it, he did the patreon patreon patreon intro!

  • @benwaldron4368
    @benwaldron4368 4 года назад

    That intro took me back to 2013 man, you got my like

  • @jordanHReid
    @jordanHReid 4 года назад

    Satisfactory is basically the bit that no mans sky is missing

  • @whatifkarlmarxbutbad3660
    @whatifkarlmarxbutbad3660 4 года назад

    "We are north as fuck." House Statk's new House Words.

  • @Quazzi
    @Quazzi 4 года назад

    If you place those hyper tube travel thingys close to each other so like an entrance and exit, small gap then another entrance and exit, they act like speed multipliers.

  • @jaydenlindsey5770
    @jaydenlindsey5770 4 года назад +5

    can we get a series on this game?

  • @jjstar4038
    @jjstar4038 4 года назад

    The ramp you were falling off of around 25-26 minutes in made me think "If fast and furious was a sci-fi adventure"

  • @sterby1
    @sterby1 4 года назад

    You are drinking coffee Lord Helmet style. The manliest way a man can drink his coffee

  • @seagullsoars
    @seagullsoars 4 года назад

    Considering when i watch this it’s usually let’s game it out, it’s weird seeing this game this calm

  • @caesarin0
    @caesarin0 4 года назад

    I know it’s been back for a bit, but I still get such a happy fuzzy feeling hearing Dan call my a procrastinator again. Here’s hoping for a ta-rah and the domain of the NerdCubed!

  • @DoomsDay-mf1hr
    @DoomsDay-mf1hr 4 года назад

    dan went through a stage of an accidental "I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IM DOING" for a little while. now hes back

  • @insert-name-here3350
    @insert-name-here3350 4 года назад

    Did Dan just say...oil?
    *American national anthem starts playing*

  • @thenodger7607
    @thenodger7607 4 года назад

    Dan, your factory looks like the Mona Lisa compared to mine.
    Also, I desire more.
    Tips:
    - you can ctrl click an object into another storage place (e.g. truck) and i will send all stacks of that item into the truck.
    - put an AWESOME ticket thing into the AWESOME sink to unlock a secret vehicle in the AWESOME store.
    - since you did that 3 second scan on quartz, you are able to scan for an infinite resource of it.

  • @maxgascoine5937
    @maxgascoine5937 4 года назад

    11:20 reminded me of the glider video where the wings flew off 😂😂

  • @ZelosDraconis
    @ZelosDraconis 4 года назад

    hey dan, if you route power into the train station, you can draw power from the station without running powerlines along the whole track

  • @logannunno4994
    @logannunno4994 4 года назад +3

    Please stream this again

  • @renskyber_1963
    @renskyber_1963 4 года назад

    I cant thank you enough for turning the spooders into cats. I have a horrible fear of spiders

  • @TessaOswin
    @TessaOswin 4 года назад +1

    He said the nut give health, then drive passed load when he was going to the gas area and fighting bugs.

  • @buba4267
    @buba4267 4 месяца назад

    Satisfactory is basically Factorio in 3D.
    You DO have to possess a pretty beefy PC to play it with any degree of sincerity though.

  • @2d20kobolds3
    @2d20kobolds3 4 года назад

    There is a fantastic beauty to Dan's mess of a factory.

  • @TheAndy9297
    @TheAndy9297 4 года назад +2

    Dying and having to go all the way across the map to get my stuff, monsters and hazards that make that task hard, and everything that happened in the last two minutes of the video are the reason survival games anger me the most.

  • @sicksargent7797
    @sicksargent7797 4 года назад

    Seeing the fucking cats as spiders thing killed me, that's such a dan thing to do