Funnily enough, a guy who tried to rob my house back in the day did exactly that. He put his hand through the safety glass sliding door at the back of the house (instead of using a brick or hammer), leading to a - predictably - lacerated hand. There was a blood trail through all the rooms so when the cops turned up they just followed the marked path to where he was hiding (the bedroom cupboard). He... wasn't a very a bright criminal. Ironically, the cops caused more damage to the property when they literally kicked our entire front wall down a hill, gate and all, as a detective tried to kick through the three-foot tall gate, instead of hop over it.
you can actually break it from the base, idk why he chose such an arbitrary spot... maybe the number of voxels that can be affected by gravity can be changed in then settings and his is low.
@@theglitchcounter264 it doesn't sound like it was recorded a long time ago (at the time it was posted anyway). and either way I've seen people do it before pretttty close to when it was released.
@@ciaphas3794 Check out Dan`s vid on Aerofly FS (IIRC), if you want context on what they mean... It`s an old vid, but super entertaining regardless Let`s just say Dan learned the hard way why glider`s wings dont flap like birds` do...
Hey Dan, just wanted to say you've been a huge part of my childhood and I absolutely love your channel. Thank you for giving me so many joyous moments, especially now when my mind has been in a very dark place for a while. Edit: Your videos greatly helped me learn English, since I'm a non-native speaker
I'm sending you a ton of positive energy, I also grew up with dan's content and recently started watching some again: the new minecraft series really helped me relax my anxiety during the mental health crisis I just came out of. I'm proud to say I'm doing better than ever before, and I'm trying to spread the positivity the best I can. You're heard and acknowledged. Your needs matter and you are allowed to make changes to meet those needs. Your gut feeling is often right - you might not trust it, or even want to trust it, but it's your intuition trying to point you in the right direction - everything in life is for a reason. Much love
And yet the difference between this and hitman is that here being a twitchy fast explosion lover is an asset. Jon is so used to playing slow and stealthy that when it's time to run and explode things he misses things.
Still not over "Hello Procrastinators" being back. Also glad Dan is getting good money for his content now. Though I will say; I'd love to see Besiege come back, some good memories tied with that game and his older videos on it.
been watching for 8 years since i was 12, i used to watch you religiously and have been on and off for aa while just because time and life, but every time i come back you put a huge smile on my face, thanks for being a reliable source of comfort for almost half my life. Love you dan thanks again
Its good to see nerd3. Haven't seen the channel in years since the jurassic park videos. Holds a special place in my heart as one of my favorite childhood youtubers
It's been a long time since I experienced your voice, your humour, your wonderful craziness. You're fantastic. Glad to see you having fun on such a great game too. Thank you so much!
i love this game, i just wish it had less of the 60 second levels and instead some more diffrent mechanics (like the one where the helicopter is shooting at you)
There was a book series I used to read called Skulduggery Pleasant. One of my favourite quotes from the series is "doors are for people with no imagination" this game seem Sto share that line of logic...
Oh my god, I definitely am speaking for everyone when I say FINALLY! I've been waiting for your take on this game! Edit: OH, I hope you've seen that the helicopters now have their own "hunted" mode, 2 of them chase you after you reach 3 stars!
@@casualbird7671 yeah! Check challenges in the main menu, there's 2 new modes there (you can quickly skim through the last video on my Channel to see hunted mode) There's also a new mode in "mods" by the devs, all are fun
I don’t think there is a voxel limit mainly because I’ve destroyed the lighthouse from the bottom and other things much larger and haven’t had a problem
Good thing the spray paint doesn't eventually disappear the way snow deformation usually does in games after a certain amount, lol... or maybe it does, but you have to use an insane quantity before it starts to happen.
While playing this, I needed to move a pipe out of my way. While moving it, I somehow physiceds it under me, so when I threw it, I flew like General Tao.
@@iamnotawesome227 pretty sure tabs is a CPU heavy game so thats prolly why, but this game probably is too though, check minimum specs and your current specs and see what you can do
@@wormthusiast I looked and it seems my graphics are a bit under the minimum, so it's probably out. Oh well. It took me until this year to play L4D on pc, I can wait another decade lol.
I've been waiting for a new computer to play this game... I bought the prerelease on steam bc I love it and it's creator so much. Now my favourite youtuber made a video about it. W.
Just imagine showing up to a crime scene where the criminal marked out his whole pathing for you
THIS.
I've done this.
I'd be an awful criminal
With that level of destruction I don’t know if it makes a difference...
What the real play is is to mark out an entire plan, destroy everything on that path, then do a completely different plan.
L.A Noire
Funnily enough, a guy who tried to rob my house back in the day did exactly that. He put his hand through the safety glass sliding door at the back of the house (instead of using a brick or hammer), leading to a - predictably - lacerated hand. There was a blood trail through all the rooms so when the cops turned up they just followed the marked path to where he was hiding (the bedroom cupboard). He... wasn't a very a bright criminal. Ironically, the cops caused more damage to the property when they literally kicked our entire front wall down a hill, gate and all, as a detective tried to kick through the three-foot tall gate, instead of hop over it.
The fact that Dan knows *EXACTLY* where to cut the light house tells me everything I need to know about how he spends his time in this game
you can actually break it from the base, idk why he chose such an arbitrary spot... maybe the number of voxels that can be affected by gravity can be changed in then settings and his is low.
@@grimerime23 yeah Ive definitely broken it at the base a few times b4
@@grimerime23 maybe this was recorded a while ago. And wasn’t as optimized
@@theglitchcounter264 it doesn't sound like it was recorded a long time ago (at the time it was posted anyway). and either way I've seen people do it before pretttty close to when it was released.
This games feels like ocean's 11, if the only person in the movie was Don Cheadle's Character
does it include the bad british accent?
@@Gannoh of course
‘just to make sure this isn’t gonna be a problem’ is the modern equivalent of ‘aaand.. flap!’
*Inhales a swimmingpool's worth of air*
*in a phemtosecond*
Fuck thats a blast from the past.
As a not-regular of the channel I'd like an explainer on this
@@ciaphas3794 Check out Dan`s vid on Aerofly FS (IIRC), if you want context on what they mean...
It`s an old vid, but super entertaining regardless
Let`s just say Dan learned the hard way why glider`s wings dont flap like birds` do...
Hey Dan, just wanted to say you've been a huge part of my childhood and I absolutely love your channel. Thank you for giving me so many joyous moments, especially now when my mind has been in a very dark place for a while.
Edit: Your videos greatly helped me learn English, since I'm a non-native speaker
I'm sending you a ton of positive energy, I also grew up with dan's content and recently started watching some again: the new minecraft series really helped me relax my anxiety during the mental health crisis I just came out of.
I'm proud to say I'm doing better than ever before, and I'm trying to spread the positivity the best I can.
You're heard and acknowledged. Your needs matter and you are allowed to make changes to meet those needs.
Your gut feeling is often right - you might not trust it, or even want to trust it, but it's your intuition trying to point you in the right direction - everything in life is for a reason.
Much love
He taught me english too
@@J3wuigi same, the new videos still have most of the same feel though which is really nice
Same this guy is elite
Like a dad
The difference between Dan and Jon’s way of playing is staggering but also predictable
Got a direct to his video?
Apart from the fact that Dan was surprised about the helicopter even though it clearly said there'd be one in the mission briefing
And yet the difference between this and hitman is that here being a twitchy fast explosion lover is an asset. Jon is so used to playing slow and stealthy that when it's time to run and explode things he misses things.
Weirdly, when Dan was streaming this a ways back, he was doing some real smart thought out routes
Who’s Jon? Sorry just confused because I see people mentioning him on so many of dan’s vids
Still not over "Hello Procrastinators" being back.
Also glad Dan is getting good money for his content now.
Though I will say; I'd love to see Besiege come back, some good memories tied with that game and his older videos on it.
Good money? How’d you mean?
@@Uniqetz get's a decent amount from Patreon and Twitch subs so he can do what he wants on RUclips and not have to worry about the algorithm
49:30 ahh another one into "Classic NerdCubed moments" clips :D
The boat loop de loop, a manoeuvre only expert drivers can perform. 👏
Dan: *Does the best hello procrastinators he's ever done*
Me: **checks date**
Dear everyone: When attempting to extinguish fires in real life aim your extinguisher at the base of the fire :-)
I thought you aimed above it so you can rain the fluid down on to it. XD
Don't forget to sweep back and forth along the base of the fire, too!
@@otteroftoast2616 Yes. Good technique.
@@xlea4497 The base of the fire is what you want to smother, since that's where all the fire is actually coming from.
I learned this from subnautica
And it it only took 25 seconds before Dan could not contain his giddiness and enjoyment for this game
gotta be a new record!
Hey dan you’re a cool guy.
He has always been a cool guy even before he started youtube,
Agreed
from the moment i started playing this game a few months ago, i said out loud "oh dan would fucking love this"
been watching for 8 years since i was 12, i used to watch you religiously and have been on and off for aa while just because time and life, but every time i come back you put a huge smile on my face, thanks for being a reliable source of comfort for almost half my life. Love you dan thanks again
since the launch of teardown ive been waiting for this video to come out
@@whoisavie there’s three
52:53 "separate the wall, separate entirely, got that dennis system" LMAOOO Dan's subtle blink and you'll miss it references are always the best
Imagine in 10 years or so, when RUclips recommends this video again, we'll have games like this with 4x more voxels.
Anybody gonna tell him there's a Freeplay he can just burn houses and towns up
Not mention MODS
He knows
'Yeah, this one's for me'
Ah, Dan, you've finally voiced my reaction when I found your channel (specifically the RCT3 series).
Wait when did he start calling us procrastinators again Holy shit
6-7 months ago?
God I've missed hearing that...
Its good to see nerd3. Haven't seen the channel in years since the jurassic park videos. Holds a special place in my heart as one of my favorite childhood youtubers
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the "smile" at the start is so old-school dan i got flashbacks
Remember Blaherwheeskquee, the word u wanted to get trending on twitter from that GTA livestream a trillion years ago
*Fires rockets in a building* "I started to fire somewhere I don't know where that'd be..."
I’ve been waiting for NerdCubed to play Teardown!! YES
Dude same and it's an HOUR long
There's literally 4 hours of teardown on his second channel
Yea if you want more to to his twitch. He played a few hours of it.
@@xlea4497 I’m not much of a fan of livestreams unless they’re small streamers or people I know personally
just now realizing how much i love your videos.
it took me until the end of the video to realize it was an hour long.
Dan has been making me laugh for 7 years now
Thanks man 🙏
I like that he's consistently doing "hello procrastinators" again :-)
Nice to see the stanley parable adventur line getting work still
Damn haven’t seen your channel it’s always been a part of my childhood hope more ppl start watching you again
It's been a long time since I experienced your voice, your humour, your wonderful craziness. You're fantastic. Glad to see you having fun on such a great game too. Thank you so much!
I haven't seen one of your videos recommended for so long; glad you're still going and doing well!
Incredible game. I still remember when it was mindblowing that you could destroy that one wall in Duke Nukem 3D.
I remember watching the stream where the dev created the power plant building on the Dam level. It was very interesting to see how this game is built
This game is the scene from despicable me where the minions burst through the, axes in hand, shouting "MEE-MAW MEE-MAW" made into an entire game
I've seen so many people mess around with this game but never show the mission structure. This is rad
I love the casual reference to Rick and Morty about 2 minutes in.
Absolutely loving the content on the channel at the moment, just *fun* :)
Awww I'm sad he didn't include the final chase sequence. Oh well, I still love this video! A whole hour of edited content, just amazing.
lmao helicopter crew being worried about some fire building up but half a lighthouse toppling down is just Tuesday :D
i love this game, i just wish it had less of the 60 second levels and instead some more diffrent mechanics (like the one where the helicopter is shooting at you)
The fact that this was only from march of this year proves how much this lockdown is destroying me; i thought this was from like two years ago lmao
More Teardown please, it’s all I want
I love how you get excited for/in this game.
Its been five years since ive seen a video of yours and oh lord the nostalgia. Oh i missed watching your videos
I remeber demolition simulator where the camera flipped upsidedown when the dynamite blasted.
52:50 "separate entirely, the Dennis system" haha love that
Wait till dan learns about the mods
This new game by Lego looks great
There was a book series I used to read called Skulduggery Pleasant. One of my favourite quotes from the series is "doors are for people with no imagination" this game seem Sto share that line of logic...
Its been long enough since last plays video im suddenly hyper aware of the keyboard made of the bones of Satan.
14:50 that is probably the LEAST efficient way to fight a fire. You want to shoot the base of a fire, not the top.
Finally! I've been waiting for you to play this for ages to see what you'll do!
should go watch the live stream vod, it was fun
I need help! How do I get over a raging just cause 4 addiction??!!
Don't.
Play Just Cause 3
I'm really feeling that too right now.
@@benjaminanderson1014 Or better, Just Cause 2.
Oddly enough, I found it easy to put down JC4. I much preferred 3. It had that cartoon feel to it yet still gorgeous looking.
Great to see that Dan is still kickin.!
If you love this game then I bet you'll also enjoy Headspace Shipbreaker it's a game about salvaging old spaceships with proper cutting physics etc
Wait a second.. Since when has "Hello Procrastinators" come back? I'm not complaining, I love it.
This would make an AMAZING complete series
This feels like the old Dan and I love it so much
‘The driver was like “oh yeah we should have use the facking missiles”’🤣🤣
Oh my god, I definitely am speaking for everyone when I say FINALLY! I've been waiting for your take on this game!
Edit: OH, I hope you've seen that the helicopters now have their own "hunted" mode, 2 of them chase you after you reach 3 stars!
I HIGHLY recommend watching the two streams he’s done on this game, if you haven’t already
@@marcjohnson3553 Thanks!
They added a new mode?!
@@casualbird7671 yeah! Check challenges in the main menu, there's 2 new modes there (you can quickly skim through the last video on my Channel to see hunted mode) There's also a new mode in "mods" by the devs, all are fun
Saw this on steam and I knew Dan was gonna make something with it
that flood mission was amazing just got to say you plan very well Dan
An hour of nerdcubed playing one of my recent favorite games? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
Not sure if you'd want to do it or not, but I'd love to see more of this as you advance through the game!
Its been so long since I've watched nerd³
This is like listening to Prince William gaming
I don’t think there is a voxel limit mainly because I’ve destroyed the lighthouse from the bottom and other things much larger and haven’t had a problem
I would watch more streams of this. Like, this is very compelling gameplay.
thank you, Dan for this treat of a video
I'm in love with this games art style.
so happy you played this!
The 1 hour vids make my week
The speedruns of this game are going to be rediculous
Good thing the spray paint doesn't eventually disappear the way snow deformation usually does in games after a certain amount, lol... or maybe it does, but you have to use an insane quantity before it starts to happen.
More of this would be amazing!
I love how Dan let the Stanley parable adventure line (tm) make a cameo in this video!
While playing this, I needed to move a pipe out of my way. While moving it, I somehow physiceds it under me, so when I threw it, I flew like General Tao.
god you made my childhood, Dan I’ve been watching you for 8 years...
14:15 omg it feels like dan just reached into my ears
Please please give this game's mods another video like you did for megaton rainfall!
I can't wait till the caves and cliffs update for this game is finally finished
Can't wait to see speedruns of this game
I love that environment. Can I just live in that forest?
The tear down streams are the best
Please do more, this is amazing and I don't have a graphics card to play it.
This is the earlyest ive been to a vid ever
Same 16 views
Definitely want a completes of this
TFW nerdcubed plays a game you've already got and can therefore play right after the video.
I'll never be able to play this game, but I still want it.
you'd be surprised at how well this game can run, just look at 3kliksphilip's videos about it
@@sabotage9926 Hmm, I may just do that. My lappy can play L4D2 fine, but starts overheating when I play TABS so idk lol
@@iamnotawesome227 pretty sure tabs is a CPU heavy game so thats prolly why, but this game probably is too though, check minimum specs and your current specs and see what you can do
@@wormthusiast I looked and it seems my graphics are a bit under the minimum, so it's probably out. Oh well. It took me until this year to play L4D on pc, I can wait another decade lol.
@@iamnotawesome227 if you can try saving up, pc players are some of the most helpful people for getting you set up with a good budget build.
Have watched a Speedrun of this. Can confirm it is mental.
_This game is literally incredible_
So you mean this game....
*Lacks credibility*
Sometimes Dan plays a game that I end up buying before the video is even over.
“That is fucking Teardown and I love it, *I fucking love it*”
Imagine if the devs heard that, t’would be wholesome
I love it. More of this please
After 7 years of searching I’m BACK!!!
This feels like this game was made for Dan
this. looks. amazing.
41:44
"Go to horney jail"
dan? what...
I've been waiting for a new computer to play this game... I bought the prerelease on steam bc I love it and it's creator so much. Now my favourite youtuber made a video about it. W.