@@inanis9801: I mean, you're probably right on account of this being Dan's channel in 2020. But hey! Maybe this is where Dan's channel starts to resurrect itself! Especially if he and Jon switch off hosting like they did last time, and he gets more MATN people coming here. Granted, most MATN fans are probably already N3 fans at this point, but hey, you never know.
Dan: "Only 2 or 3 kilometers, we'll be there in.. minutes!" *video is an hour long* Matt: *immediately gets stuck on a barrier* Me: "Oh Dan.. typical, optimistic Dan.."
I once did NerdCubed's 10-hour The Crew trip in less than 3 hours. I also did NerdCubed's 135-minute FUEL trip in less than 80 minutes. I guess it's for comedy's sake but Dan is garbage at handling vehicles.
Ellzonian if your looking for another English trio that feels a lot like top gear check out hat films. They have done some amazing irl challenges such as the crap car challenge which is literally just an episode of top gear, it's great! This video is also fantastic and would love to see more!
Loads of people say they miss 2013 Nerdcubed and that it was the best era. I don't understand how that can be true when the trio of Matt, Dan and Jon wasn't formed yet
I love this trio but I feel like Dan has spoiled their recent videos together, like how in The Crew 2 one he just decided fuck it and started using a plane and whatnot and then here he just crashes in to Jon for no reason when their failures at trying to complete simple tasks are what's funny.
They even sound like their counterparts, Jon's overthinking everything in the beginning and is overly cautious, Dan's kind of self confident to no fruition, and Matt's... Well Hammond
It's been one hell of a week for me. To go along with all the stress of this pandemic, earlier this week I went through a really tough break up with my girlfriend of 9 years. Today I got home from work to the news of my grandfather passing away. Dan, I needed this video today more than I ever have. An hour of laughs with Jon, and Matt is exactly what I needed to take my mind off stuff for a while. Thank you for all the great content ❤
Take it one day at a time my dude! Try to keep yourself busy and ensure to look after yourself no matter how hard it gets even if its simpler alternatives. Self care goes a fucking huge mile and don't be too harsh on yourself. Stuff you may already know but I just wanted to ensure you are not alone. ~Jess
@@HatFobbit Good lord mate, you've had a rough year. Try not breaking the other foot. And sorry to hear about everything else man, look after yourself as best you can. Without any more broken bones preferably!
I love how the first 15 minutes of this are just Dan and Jon arguing about how to get Matt out of a lake, whilst Matt yells at both of them for their ineptitude. The whole situation has such a me-and-the-bois vibe that it’s both entertaining and somehow charming to watch.
Ets 2 roadtrip with the boys grom northern Scotland to Istanbul without gps. They can only use the map from time to time. No use of road service. Majority use of the roadsigns. That sounds like fun.
So Dan is Clarkson (tries to use power and "ingenuity" to push through everything), Jon is May ( drives slow in a poor vehicle and finishes in last place), and Matt is Hammond (manages to crash the vehicle in a perfectly safe environment).
It’s probably bad my favourite moments in these podcats reunions are when Matt’s in peril and he’s relying on Dan and Jon to ‘rescue’ him, only for further catastrophe to ensue.
Holy shit, I know this video is a tad bit old but who let Dan cook with that intro? That was fucking brilliant, even the "Hello Procrastinators!" sent literal chills down my spine.
Tonight! Remember the Amazonian roadtrip? And how it took Top Gear Literally Hours to get the cars off the boat? This is the video game version of that. ETA: It's also a bit Bolivia, because Jon's getting very OLIVER! about his trailer....
As an Alaskan... Last checked we don't do logging or bridge construction work during the winter. And yes, that game is showing winter time, cause we aren't snow all year round. Snow melts in the spring like everywhere else. Hell, by the looks of it, it isn't even that far north either, that's very much more of South East Alaska terrain.
Oh, cool! I seent my name on there! Didn't know you guys were doing those name lists! It's not why I joined the Patreon, but I mean... it's kinda neat!
Dan is Clarkson, Matt is Hammond, Jon is May. The temperaments, the personality, the emotion, even the intro. Jon getting stuck in a menu is basically May locking himself out of the car
Loved the top gear intro. This was the funniest gameplay vid I've seen in a while, especially the part where you were all desync'd and seeing each other and the trailer in different places 😄
@@SegginsProductions It's kinda sad, I don't want to say the common thing that he's changed. But it just isn't the same as back in the day with RCT3 and the old series, in saying that the change isn't necessarily bad it's just not the same Dan I watched in Uni while procrastinating my dissertation.
Love it, please do more. All three of you together is surprisingly similar to top gear and it makes us happy. Dan is channeling that Clarkson energy for sure.
I feel like Matt constantly needing to pull the others out of trouble is a metaphor for the role he serves in the real world. If it weren’t for him, the channel would be stuck forever.
At times Matt is Hammond, Jon is May & they switch roles every now & again. While Dan is Clarkson the whole time. This whole thing had me in deep belly laughter. Thank you very much for this fantastic video.
I like to think that this is what these guys will be like when they're old and if they were all in a retirement home. Jon: "next time you fall over, I'm not helping you"
Dan always pullin the Clarkson card..makes for an amusing road trip which makes Matt & his jeep Hammond & Oliver from the Africa Special Which leave John as May..the slow but steady turtle
I haven't had much to laugh about for a while, but I want to thank you gentlemen for making me laugh so much I almost spat a mouthful of tea over my keyboard when Matt rolled his car off the bridge. The three idiots are back to brighten my Friday evening :P
"Patreon. It counts as taxable income... Fuck!" XD Oh my gosh, that opening is so high quality and amazing! Nice work, Matt :) This was hilarious - looking forward to episode 2!
Cocking hell, Matt, that's one hell of an intro.
Just giving us a relay of all the things he’d witness while with you two.
too bad this ain't gonna get shit for views
@@inanis9801: I mean, you're probably right on account of this being Dan's channel in 2020. But hey! Maybe this is where Dan's channel starts to resurrect itself! Especially if he and Jon switch off hosting like they did last time, and he gets more MATN people coming here. Granted, most MATN fans are probably already N3 fans at this point, but hey, you never know.
Cocking?
@@joshlegacy1101 I take it you're not familiar with British slang?
That intro gave me chills. Plus the "Hello Procrastinators!" Oh my God so much nostalgia for all the things!
So much nostalgia, it made me hurt
It was brilliant
When i sore that intro all i could hear in my head is "some poos come out"
He's been saying it in the last few News videos.
Yeah, that made me the old days of good top gear. I loved it. Perfectly done
I'd like to request these 3 start a new channel called "the Grand Nerds" and just do this all the time.
I second this suggestion
Third
Or Top Nerds
well they do get 8 grand a month from patreon
@@1jayzed636 Top Geeks
"How to give Matt a breakdown in 60 minutes or less"
Minutes? I think you mean seconds.
@@BevansDesign really dan OR jon lmao they both are bad individually and together its just chaos lol
I approve of this alternative title.
MATT: hardcasstle!!!!!!….. did you ? Put my car in the water
"I'm back from Alaska!" ~ Dan
"You went to Finland..." ~ Wot
Wasn't it Canada?
@@heist3336 It was indeed Canada.
When that lidt of names appeared at the end I thought it was a joke about end credits ... then I saw mine
Holy shit that's a lot of Patrons
I'm genuinely happy that he has so many people supporting him. A lot of Dylan's
THOSE ARE ALL HIS PATRONS?!
@@captainplut0746 i just checked
He's has 4504 patrons
not as much as MxR
3 and a half minutes or so worth of names... just a few i think...
I have never been happier, witnessing a relatively consistent podcats reboot.
Considering the next Grand Tour special is taking 15,000 years to release, this was sorely needed.
According to Wilman it was sent to amazon already they're just taking their time to release it
Wouldn't they release it over the lockdowns, seems silly not to
@@Oli420X its down to amazon on when to release it, take a look at the drivetribe video on it
@@Oli420X I read they are still editing it, and it's taking longer because all the editors are editing separately on their personal computers.
This opening just reminds me how painfully I miss Top Gear.
Tonight on Neutral Gear...
Dan is literally the embodiment of Clarkson: "No, I don't care about your sensible idea, just give it more poweeeeeer!"
Nice profile pic.
I’ve been saying this for a good bit - Dan’s Clarkson, Matt’s Hammond, Jon’s May.
POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: "Only 2 or 3 kilometers, we'll be there in.. minutes!"
*video is an hour long*
Matt: *immediately gets stuck on a barrier*
Me: "Oh Dan.. typical, optimistic Dan.."
well, I mean it's technically correct....
To be fair it was Dan's fault.
@@bagel4682 Yeah he's not.. WRONG..
@@CommissarMitch 101% of the time to be exact
I once did NerdCubed's 10-hour The Crew trip in less than 3 hours. I also did NerdCubed's 135-minute FUEL trip in less than 80 minutes. I guess it's for comedy's sake but Dan is garbage at handling vehicles.
I appreciate the loveliness of the round 1:00:00
Why do they perfectly fit the top gear set up, I am in LOVE, THE NOSTALGIA
They are literally just Jeremy, May, and Hammond. Dan even has some of the speech mannerisms of Jeremy.
It really is just old top gear but they know nothing about vehicles
Dan-Clarkson Jon-Hammons Matt-May
@@denissdenisson6823 No it would be Dan Clarkson, Matt Hammond and Jon May
Ellzonian if your looking for another English trio that feels a lot like top gear check out hat films. They have done some amazing irl challenges such as the crap car challenge which is literally just an episode of top gear, it's great! This video is also fantastic and would love to see more!
Loads of people say they miss 2013 Nerdcubed and that it was the best era. I don't understand how that can be true when the trio of Matt, Dan and Jon wasn't formed yet
It's most likely just nostalgia speaking.
@Toxic Potato i mean your not wrong, but its still fun
Toxic Potato I miss little'n'cubed so much...
I love this trio but I feel like Dan has spoiled their recent videos together, like how in The Crew 2 one he just decided fuck it and started using a plane and whatnot and then here he just crashes in to Jon for no reason when their failures at trying to complete simple tasks are what's funny.
matt wasnt there
That intro was amazing!
This is officially the best intro to a video ever! Welcome back procrastinators! 😇
It's such perfect rip-off and tribute at the same time. I also noticed the minifig in there which is a cool nod to Dan.
Jordan Smith I don't know, his I expect you to die intro was pretty good too!
The editing effort that went into this was definitely worth it, amazing video!
One of the best things about this is simply:
Dan = Clarkson
Jon = May
Matt = Hammond
I’d have said Matt’s May, but you’re right; it’s Hammond that does all the flipping over XDDD
They even sound like their counterparts, Jon's overthinking everything in the beginning and is overly cautious, Dan's kind of self confident to no fruition, and Matt's... Well Hammond
47:25 "As long as I've got you up the arse winch I've got the right winch, cause then you're pulling me straight"
I'M HOWLING
Dear Matt - That's a beautiful intro, well done!
Dear Dan and Jon - MORE OF THIS!!!
I am SOOOOOO HAPPY AHHHHHH
The Top Gear intro already had me hooked.
@@mlx39996 nope, he's right it's the top gear intro.
Top Gear should just have a section of these three playing together on car games
OMG THAT INTRO
yes its now offical dan mat and jhon are the top gear of gameing
but which one is Clarkson, Hammond and May?
@@thatguy3421 Dan is Clarkson (power!) Matt is James (doing all the work and getting blamed for everything) which would mean John is Hammond.
Haven't you seen their The Crew 2 series?
Dan is James, Jon is James, and Matt is James.
It's been one hell of a week for me. To go along with all the stress of this pandemic, earlier this week I went through a really tough break up with my girlfriend of 9 years. Today I got home from work to the news of my grandfather passing away. Dan, I needed this video today more than I ever have. An hour of laughs with Jon, and Matt is exactly what I needed to take my mind off stuff for a while. Thank you for all the great content ❤
Take it one day at a time my dude! Try to keep yourself busy and ensure to look after yourself no matter how hard it gets even if its simpler alternatives. Self care goes a fucking huge mile and don't be too harsh on yourself. Stuff you may already know but I just wanted to ensure you are not alone.
~Jess
I'm so sorry to hear that you're going through a tough time, look after yourself I hope there will be many better days ahead 😊
*Update* I literally broke my right foot yesterday and am now in a cast. I'm not even upset, all I can do is laugh at my own life at this point 😂
@@HatFobbit Good lord mate, you've had a rough year. Try not breaking the other foot. And sorry to hear about everything else man, look after yourself as best you can. Without any more broken bones preferably!
Thank you everyone, and GhostNappa that gave me a good laugh. Thanks again ❤
Here we have Daniel Clarkson, Jon May, and Matt Hammond in their Alaska special.
"It's big and it's red and it's mine"
- Jon, 2020
Claire is certainly happy.
Man knows what he wants.
The Lads™ have a mental breakdown for 60 minutes
I should inform you that winching means kissing in Scotland...This video is hilarious for me😂
Came here to see if anyone had pointed that out while Matt was initially upside down in a lake 😂
really? is that a boarders/central belt thing? never heard that here in the highlands
I haven’t heard it in the north east of Scotland either it must be border or south east
@@oliverwithers9736nah, its central belt too.
@@CHgamer14 never considered that it might be but yeah I am from the central belt just assumed it was an all over thing😅
They're so many similarities between this and old Top Gear
I love it
No there’s not!!? The only similarity there is, is that it’s 3 male voices.
@@PyroDaveProductions you must be blind then
Yes there is the humor and the way they argue are like the special episodes.
Can we take a moment to appreciate how matt absolutely killed that intro
I love how the first 15 minutes of this are just Dan and Jon arguing about how to get Matt out of a lake, whilst Matt yells at both of them for their ineptitude. The whole situation has such a me-and-the-bois vibe that it’s both entertaining and somehow charming to watch.
It’s the fact that all three of these people are close to the top gear people
Dan-Jeremy Clarkson
John- James May
Mat- Hammond
Winching is slang for dating and/or snogging around here, really changes the context of this video
Ets 2 roadtrip with the boys grom northern Scotland to Istanbul without gps. They can only use the map from time to time. No use of road service. Majority use of the roadsigns. That sounds like fun.
Alternative title: Matt takes care of his two idiot sons on a snowrunner field trip
Just like the moon, the trailer is in a quantum state. Outer wilds is a beautiful game.
13:00 Matt gets Eiffel towered by Dan and Jon
Ah I see you managed to coax Jon into giving a picture for the intro. That's one good looking Egg Carton!
This video gives me hope that this channel isn’t dead.
It might not be quite as active as it was in the past, but it's never been dead.
It’s more of an angry news channel with a rare let’s play. Also hopefully a lego channel in the making
@@funkkymonkey6924 Literally one LP a week. Every week. On the same day. Thats... that's hardly rare.
In days of a pandemic and other issues a Dan, Jon and Matt "Top Gear" episode was much needed. Thank you guys! Let's get more!
this video is what i needed during my quarantine depression
I haven't laughed this hard in a while
So Dan is Clarkson (tries to use power and "ingenuity" to push through everything), Jon is May ( drives slow in a poor vehicle and finishes in last place), and Matt is Hammond (manages to crash the vehicle in a perfectly safe environment).
I love how Jon talks about himself like he’s 20 years older than he actually is,
That intro is godly. You should use it for the rest of the road trips you do with john and matt.
I love it when you get Jon in, the three of you just have such great chemistry together
I like how the games called snow runner and when your in the show you cant even reach walking speed
You can reach walking speed in a decent vehicle
I'm in tears laughing at 35:15 , broken game moments are the best
It’s probably bad my favourite moments in these podcats reunions are when Matt’s in peril and he’s relying on Dan and Jon to ‘rescue’ him, only for further catastrophe to ensue.
Nice, The Grand Detour is back! :D
EDIT: 13:15 I'm dying :'D
Holy shit, I know this video is a tad bit old but who let Dan cook with that intro?
That was fucking brilliant, even the "Hello Procrastinators!" sent literal chills down my spine.
I saw an advert for this game and I thought it was perfect for you so I'm glad this video exists
And there are 3 practically identical versions of it.
"Speed and power" Dan, constantly crashing Matt, and extremely slow Jon. They really are Clarkson, Hammond and May.
Tonight! Remember the Amazonian roadtrip? And how it took Top Gear Literally Hours to get the cars off the boat? This is the video game version of that.
ETA: It's also a bit Bolivia, because Jon's getting very OLIVER! about his trailer....
I think you mean Botswana. That's where Hamster drove Oliver.
The amount of times Dan was driving with the handbreak on, Doctor style. Love it.
Whenever these three get together, comedy gold is guaranteed.
I remember when I was on holiday I waited for every episode of the crew2 road trip good to see your doing another one
Holy shit, that intro was top notch. We’re in a new golden age of NerdCubed.
"this should only take us twenty minutes!" *Twenty minutes later we've had four plus different accidents and recoveries*
I may have damaged myself laughing at this. Full credit to everybody involved, this was gold.
I like how the whole video was basically “Matt can u winch/help me”
"I don't have to twerk" -Jon
Dan - Jeremy Clarkson
Mat - Richard Hammond
Jon - James May
Top Gear: 2 ladies and gentlemen
can this be a series? literary was laughing the whole video
That is a phenomenal intro! Amazing editing work.
I've been watching this channel since 2014. I'm amazed Matt hasn't stabbed Dan yet.
As an Alaskan... Last checked we don't do logging or bridge construction work during the winter.
And yes, that game is showing winter time, cause we aren't snow all year round. Snow melts in the spring like everywhere else.
Hell, by the looks of it, it isn't even that far north either, that's very much more of South East Alaska terrain.
Oh, cool! I seent my name on there!
Didn't know you guys were doing those name lists!
It's not why I joined the Patreon, but I mean... it's kinda neat!
Snowrunner: Like Snowpiercer but with 98,7% less cannibalism.
Oh man I'm so ready for this
This has just become each of them saying "there are 4 lights" to the others saying "there are 5 lights"
This came at the perfect moment, time to become a couch plant
Alternately Tonight!
I get stuck!
John gets stuck
Matt has a full scale mental breakdown
Sometimes Dans logic infuriates me and I understand Matts pain.
Sometimes I'm too busy laughing to care
Dan is Clarkson, Matt is Hammond, Jon is May. The temperaments, the personality, the emotion, even the intro. Jon getting stuck in a menu is basically May locking himself out of the car
OK... this is gonna be amazing!
Loved the top gear intro. This was the funniest gameplay vid I've seen in a while, especially the part where you were all desync'd and seeing each other and the trailer in different places 😄
Now we get to see who's been here for long enough to remember the 'Hello Procrastinators' intro
I had to rewind to check I wasn’t hearing things
TheGame 27 honestly, I think the ones who know are the only ones left...
@@SegginsProductions It's kinda sad, I don't want to say the common thing that he's changed. But it just isn't the same as back in the day with RCT3 and the old series, in saying that the change isn't necessarily bad it's just not the same Dan I watched in Uni while procrastinating my dissertation.
That intro, this trio, it feels like old times... I miss old times right now. I think a lot of us do.
17:35 , “Smut runner”
13:40 Matt: Every time I think I'm out they pull me back in!
Love it, please do more. All three of you together is surprisingly similar to top gear and it makes us happy. Dan is channeling that Clarkson energy for sure.
I feel like Matt constantly needing to pull the others out of trouble is a metaphor for the role he serves in the real world. If it weren’t for him, the channel would be stuck forever.
"Brought to you by Patreon, it counts as taxable income! Fuck!" - NerdCubed 2020
If the Three Stooges where still alive and making RUclips videos, this would be their greatest hit. Pure comedy gold.
that top gear into was amazing. love when yall go have fun on a race game together.
I fucking love the dynamic between those three. Dan and Jon are old chums, and Matt is just brought along to be bullied. It's wonderful.
At times Matt is Hammond, Jon is May & they switch roles every now & again. While Dan is Clarkson the whole time.
This whole thing had me in deep belly laughter. Thank you very much for this fantastic video.
"hello procrastinators" was a nostalgia filled punch to the throat and I loved it
I like to think that this is what these guys will be like when they're old and if they were all in a retirement home.
Jon: "next time you fall over, I'm not helping you"
Dan always pullin the Clarkson card..makes for an amusing road trip
which makes Matt & his jeep Hammond & Oliver from the Africa Special
Which leave John as May..the slow but steady turtle
"Hello Procrastinators"
*tear rolls down my cheek*
So happy he seems to have brought back the Hello Procrastinators.
I haven't had much to laugh about for a while, but I want to thank you gentlemen for making me laugh so much I almost spat a mouthful of tea over my keyboard when Matt rolled his car off the bridge. The three idiots are back to brighten my Friday evening :P
The intro slapped me in the face with nostalgia, nice job
I love how they're shouting at eachother, over desync, saying what's true or false, when the trailer can be both true/false
loading screen tip "snow tire perform better in snow"
Matt: The trailer isn't another truck Jon!
Jon: yes it is. XD
Dan = Jeremy, Matt = Hamster, Jon = Mr Slowly
The Top Gear special I never knew I needed.
I’m a simple man. I see Jon, Dan, and Matt in a team up and I watch immediately.
"Patreon. It counts as taxable income... Fuck!" XD
Oh my gosh, that opening is so high quality and amazing! Nice work, Matt :)
This was hilarious - looking forward to episode 2!