Nerd³ Early Plays... Prison Architect
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
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20:52 "I Always Forget There's Walls... Shut up, Walls Confuse Me. It's Why I'm Allergic To Sausages"
-Daniel Hardcastle 2013
This was from 2013.
One of my favorite underappreciated nerdcubed quotes.
@@jakecobovic9091 :0 YOU DONT SAY
@@Eddiee757 lmao
It confuses me
you know what i really like about this game? the randomness like one time i was watching prisoners go to the showers one guy couldn't get in because both entrances to the showers were crowded and then shower time ended and it was time to eat and this mentioned guy kept complaining how he hasn't showered yet and when eating time was over this guy started a fucking riot he just killed 5 of my fucking guards my accountant 2 of my doctors and 25 prisoners all because he couldn't take a fucking shower
+Alan421 If it would've been a bath, he would be fucking docile as a pug.
**Cue Dan Laugh™
Lol
wow
This is why you out showers in your cells
"And as soon as the power goes out everyone just goes fucking mental" this is an accurate description of modern day life, especially because the wifi needs power...
***** ikr
wow... I remember watching this video when i was like 10 years old, times have changed.
hamburger
For real
me too gang
Me too lol
"if this was an EA game all of these prices would be real money"
so accurate it hurts
These long vids make me want to get me a glass of coke and a Doritos bag and get my iPad and watch in my bed :-)
LOL that's what I'm doing
+Pablo Valdez you know how how to live the dream!
That's where fat people come from c:
Xelos
for your lesson today is where do babies come from haha
xD
Nerd3 Completes... Prison Architect
Alexander Ghostly AKA Ghost8909 yes
Nerdcubed Completes: Prison Architect
You can't complete this game
Sura Cameronn
you can fill up the whole map
+GeekGamer u need a proper objective except for "filling up the whole map" otherwise it will get boring and he's already made a successful prison anyway so it will be a piece of cake anyways :)
Sura Cameronn
it won't be a piece of cake to fill the map, and he could have secondary objectives like having 10 maximum security prisoners for example.
YES
Make a episode 2! it was so funny to watch ;D
I should be going to sleep soon...
*Sees hour long Nerdcubed video*
I can sleep in the morning.
I forgot to mention how much I hate this comment system.
Seth Acridge -e-
Couldn't really watch the whole thing, but I'm glad that you enjoyed the game. I love this game to death as well.
Jeez, 96 +1s. Let me rest, will ya? XD
I think that Nerd3 should come back to this game. It has a lot more stuff now. COME BACK TO THIS GAME NERD3... it has ARMED GUARDS :D
Whos Nerd3?
Jay's Gaming Channel You are the worst kind of human.
Hmm, so I think because the person that originally posted the comment said "nerd3" and not "nerdcubed" or put the "3" as a small number in the corner like a proper equation, you got upset (I don't know why you would), so you said "who's nerd3" and people assumed you were a troll that was just dicking around.
So when the person said you were an idiot, you got more upset (again...odd) and then decided to post some gibberish comment that tried to explain your point but made you look like an idiot because YOU didn't put the proper cubed symbol there either to MAKE YOUR POINT.
...or ya know, maybe don't post comments that make you look like a complete ass.
VcurseV - Anthony Is it takes you 5 minutes to write such a small paragraph you have issues, mate.
VcurseV - Anthony Oh boohoo! I pressed s instead of f in a word! Oh no I am so offended by your statement.
Make this shit a series
Challenge: Be the meanest and maximum security prison possible
That took a turn...
+FlufferHD Rants and Stuff I made a prison today very low security but I had every single thing to protect 20 prisoners over and over again about 100 guards per prisoner xD and instead of the usual events everyone just became alcoholics xD
When I'm rewatching his videos I find myself like telling him he's wrong when he's not putting things where I remember he did, and then smiling when he finally puts it where it ends up. Even thought he video never changes I still do it.
I do the exact same thing lmao. Also doesn't help with games that have changed since he played them cus I think he's forgetting something but that feature just isn't in the game yet xD
"Walls confuse me, that's why I'm afraid of sausages." -NerdCubed 2013
Sean Wallace SAUSAGE
I miss my childhood
As an Australian, I feel privileged to have simply been mentioned for once. Thanks Dan.
As a melbournian I am very happy
+Dave Davey he's mentioned your TERRIFYINGLY huge spiders a couple of times
+lukasrocks1000 +Dave Davey and your distance from the sun or lack thereof
+lukasrocks1000 hi
Benjavaz hey?
as an australlian, I thought that joke was pretty funny. XD
I don't really care about them kind of things, I mean we offend other countries and all that. :P
Riley Gaming How is it offensive? Australia WAS a prison colony...
yeah...
+Riley Gaming Then dont complain if you dont know shit.
Riley Games
Excuse me my Lordness, I didnt know I need an invitation.
Mom: one more video before sleep! Kid: *starts watching this video*.
Or Desert Bus. ;)
Oh man, I can't tell you how many times I have this or the desert bus series playing in the background whenever I'm sleeping or doing something.
hahaha
Funny and this is my fav emoji 🐙
+Kelonekuse The gamer this is mine🔫
I watched that one prisoner escape XD I can't belive the guard just opened the door for him.
he was released
Oh... well then XD
*****
Released so that the warden could hunt him for sport
_I SHALL ESCAPE! *Guard* Okay, go right ahead sir.
under valuation there was $0 penalty for escapies
on a note actually about the vid and not the shitty new comments section....... *cough* MOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
wait I cant use symbols to represent an action.....those bastards! *swear*
Calum Harrison ffs you cannot use * anymore
www.change.org/petitions/google-change-the-comment-section-back-to-the-way-it-was#share Sign the petition, save the comments- PS Share dat shit around
Calum Harrison LOL
This is the video that convinced me to buy prison architect back in 2013 and I'm still playing it today. Thanks Need Cubed :)
Who's Need Cubed?
Challenge. Build a prison that holds ALL THE TYPES of prisoners possible. Low security, Normal, Maximum, Protective Custody and supermax.
Challenge. Accepted.
+Imanol Avila So the poor bastards who wanted low security got a blend of Fort Knox and Alcatraz
I understand what the mechanics of a game are, but what is the polish? And what if a man from Poland made a game about shoe shining? Would he have to add polish to the Polish polish?
make a series plz d
MAKE NERD³ COMPLETES Prison Architect!!!!!!!!
it has no end!
Battleboy43 Gaming Part 1- Riot. Part 2- EVERYTHING GOES TITS UP!
Ok maybe that would work!
Part 3- killing the prisoners because they wouldn't eat CAKE
lol
I don't even live in Australia.
Literally 0% of my very being is Australian.
And yet I know more than a lot of people in this section.
AUSTRALIA WAS A BRITISH COLONY WHERE PRISONERS WERE SENT. PLEASE FIND THINGS OUT BEFORE YOU YELL AT SOMEONE FOR INSULTING YOU. Don't blame him, blame your ancestors.
DoubleBrick Gaming Productions South Australia wasn't a convict settlement ;_;
I'm not understanding why you think that you versus hundreds of others makes you right
DoubleBrick Gaming Productions I never said I was right. I said, I may be very wrong.
+αvαjαtαr Wikipedia told me that South Australia was a convict free region. Not that it matters though.
Iosif I Knew it :P
Thanks for the clarification!
Make this awesome Prison Architect content a series!
One can only dream
Watching this waiting for the next completes episode
Same.
Nerd3 completes (or month of, whichever you feel like,) Prison Architect!
Tell that to his "Nerd3 Completes: The Simpsons Hit And Run"
Is it just me that has watched It more than an insane amount of times
Nope.
I come back to it each time I forget ;D
Call Of Deadly 3 ha noob
i love this vid so i watched this so mutch times and i want ep 2 !!!!!! :(
I laughed my ass off at that joke. I feel like a bad Australian.
On the Android appI
The comments haven't changed
MORE! And also thoughs guys reminded me of cartmen from South Park.
I love giving my staff offices personal touches. Like giving the psychologist a couch, the warden a waiting room and filling the security chief's room with security equipment. It doesn't do anything, but it makes me feel good.
Nerd3 Challenges-Hard prisoners
#fuckgoogleplus
"Solitary Canteen"
I know that place, it's where I eat.
Lol, I wouldn't named one of the prisoners Michael Scofield or Lincoln Burrows... or Fernando Sucre... or Theodore Bagwell, Ben Miles, John Abruzzi, Charles Westmoreland, and David Apolskis. But if we included Sona then I would also add Alex Mahoney, Brad Bellick, James Whistler, and Norman St. John. And if there are female prisoners I would like to add Sara Tancredi, and Gretchen Morgan. Ya I really like Prison Break lol.
oh and #DownWithGooglePlus
98arsenije #hashtag
98arsenije but they work now :(
98arsenije Oh are you F***ing srs? Hashtags on youtube?
And this reply system?!?!? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
RUclips is slowly dying :(
Everyone #DownWithGooglePlus
*#DownWithGooglePlus*
I'm just curious, how many understood the Austrailia joke?
Me!
Good, good
Every Australian ever
That includes me
Definitely not Australian aha? Well that's good for you then, i hope you have a great day in australia then!
Every commonwealth country I guess
They all find soldiers in the fact that Australia was the criminals colony
If there's a word that means the same thing as MORE/MOAR but is more than more/moar, then please use this word of yours. Until then
MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
19 Likes? I feel so loved! :D
What's the difference between Australia and a yoghurt? Given time, a yoghurt will develop a culture.
+Sam _ Australia is a Continent and huge. Meanwhile a Yogurt is just a piece of food and is smaller then a dot in the Universe.
+Team Rocket's Meowth I feel like there should be a prison for people with literally no sense of humor or sense of satirical jokes.
Fuck and you
MrZacbot It's not important what Australia is.
What the fuck is a "Yoghurt"?
this is how metal detecters work in this game- EVIL+spoon=METAL detected
Do a part 2 or even do nerd3's month of prison archetect!
that series no longer exists
Comic B Studios Well he still do Nerd Completes so maybe he will do it someday
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I still play this game. This video is why I do. I still build prisons the way Dan started this one.
Nerd³ Challenges! Survive a Prison with nothing but High Risk Prisoners!
"Why would you ever quote me on anything?"
- Nerd3
New comment system is weird. This whole + shit is awful. You can have stupidly long comments (VERY BAD) AND ONLY SOME COMMENTS HAVE THE POSSIBILITY OF UPVOTE? (Le fuck?)
BUT
Convos are clearer, you can sort the comments in a logical way and you can edit them!
You are speaking English, why the hell did you type "le"?
Swedish Walrus Because he can?
Swedish Walrus Because he thinks hes *cool.*
TelevisedChaos I hate the word "cool" with a passion XD Cool people are boring! That's why I hang out with the nerds of the grade! :D
***** fonz is that you i didn't know you turned into a pokemon
Kitty's quick tips: (r.i.p)
1. Placing the power station one block away from any wall will allow for it to be surrounded by capacitors.
2. Making the room with water pump/ power station the storage, makes things very space efficient, and saves the need for making a new foundation in the future.
3. (Obvious) Right- clicking on a jail/solitary door open briefly, without the need of a guard's assistance
playing the game scince the day it came out, never new the third one...
That's what Quick Tips are for!
i guess x)
at 1:16:35 the prisoner breaks out!
I love the long videos!!
Will Ketz Dude are you serious? Funny, but not cool. No.
Will Ketz ha funny joke
Will Ketz
A+ use of dick joke, too bad its so unoriginal.
you my friend are very very pretty
Will Ketz Thats not how you do it
#NEWRUclipsCOMMENTSSUCK
I KEEP BUYING GAMES YOU RECOMMEND. Please stop, my wallet can't handle this anymore...
TotallyNotSquirrelGirl guess who just played this game for 5 hours...
TotallyNotSquirrelGirl totally not squirrel girl
sidus ang yes
TotallyNotSquirrelGirl Are you an actual girl?
Luke Baron
Partially. I am also a squirrel
I would love to see more of this game, I would have watched this for another few hours.
Keep up the great work
NerdCubed challenges: Build a massive prison with high risk prisoners only
Look out Dan. Steven Russel is known for escaping jail. I wonder who got that reference.
Am I the only one that thinks dan should try to recreate the escapists prison in prison architect?
Ah before paradox did what paradox does
thank you RUclips. YOU FUCKED IT ALL UP THIS TIME THE COMMENT SECTION IS USELESS!
it mostly google +
they should make a multiplayer game that combines the escapists and prison architect it would be so fun
my ideas are ruined why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOO MANY COOKS, TOO MANY COOKS, TOO TOO TOO TOO MANY COOKS
IT TAKES A LOT TO MAKE A STEW
WITH HIM AND HER AND THE BABY TOOOOO
THATsideOfRUclips u fokken wish m8
Too many cooks may spoil the broth, but they fill our hearts with so much, so much looooooove!
he was like i want a drill
#CommentarySystemSucks CSS
is it expensive
I think it’s like $20
47:35 is when Day 2 finally starts. You really need to fast forward the game time.
This video is 6 years old.....
NERD!!!! Do you think you could make a series on this at some point when the game is more "polished", and see how far you can get? (If you want this, like or repost!)
Please do more Nerd! Hahaha! That was epic! :D
If you would like a challenge, or plan to do a shorter timed series, you can try turning up the speed on the game and make your choices quicker perhaps? :D
WHY IS EVERYONE BITCHING ABOUT THE NEW COMMENT SECTION?????????????????????????????????
BECAUSE IT'S SHIT
***** Hello Bruthar
Because it FUCKING SUCKS that's why. Seriously fuck off google+ nobody gives a shit about social networking. You want social? Call somebody on the phone, that's why phones exist.
Gh0stAssassin777 At least this comment section encourages more conversation than the last one, where i had to go to an inbox that i couldn't fucking find to see replies
Max Cutting
I wanst the only one who couldnt find the internet YES!
"Shaddup walls confuse me that's why I'm allergic to sausages" -NerdCubed
Anyone else piss themselves laughing at 36:05???????
For everyone who is complaining about Dan's Australia joke, it's true... the only reason Australia exists is because England needed somewhere to ship extra prisoners
Technically, there's only people there for that reason. It moved there and formed completely on it's own...
Jonathan Rowe actually there were people in Australia before The British
Readyfishy who tf thought
1:16:39 you can see the guard let the prisoner out
One of your prisoners was officially released at 1:16:19. You can see him going out the front.
Put the video at 0.5 speed... He sounds like he had one too many beers.
How?? Im on ipad lol
Thanks for that 10 minutes of laughter
Haha! he sounds so freakin drunk! Cx thats hilarious! lol
haha!
u should have included chrome only
#hashtags on RUclips... but now timestamps don't work and you can't flag comments as spam...
I imagine the report abuse button is about as effective as reporting a user's channel... which is to say it does fucking nothing.
At least normal comments won't be flagged as spam because some idiots decided it'd be funny? Like how most of Dan's comments on his videos end up.
I just tried it out on a guy doing the normal "check out my channel" spam, so I' suppose you're right... And I was wrong about the timestamp thing. They do work apparently... :\
The only good thing about this is the comment flagging being removed. I've thought about that a lot before they removed it, and it is completely useless.
Piss off, Hashtags better not enter this domain - I do my best to avoid all that shit #poop #twats #hashtag, screw it all.
All the Aussie kiddies not knowing their history.
I honestly feel like I'm the only Australian person who knows Australia's history. And I have to admit, we were terrible, terrible people, some of us still are.
What I meant was that most Australians were sent over there as convicts from Britain, etc.
Andrew Eed The prisoners who colonised Australia weren't that bad. I'm pretty sure most of them had done fairly moderate crimes rather than bad ones, because I doubt they would want serial killers to be part of the penal colonies.
For those annoyed uneducated Aussies. Australia's original population were British/Irish Prisoners. However before this there were the Aborigines.
I find it offensive because I'm Australian
Loki Dunn it is
Dumb
Loki Dunn Leopards. Goodnight everybody.
PaulyB i learned that last month in history
Loki Dunn Britain had control over a large portion of the world including Australia. It was mostly desert and useless so it became a prison
When He said "The worlds biggest prison.... That isint Australia" I feel like it should of been America...
True
You really don't get the joke
Yeah. That wasn't the point of the joke.
The joke was that Australia was an island that was used as a prison by Britain.
And, also, possibly, Australia has huge spiders, and Dan hates spiders.
I miss the old outro
same
Audrey Andea zzz gym in bhnbvfgg
I don't know why, but i think nerd3 could be a GREAT voice for Wheatley in portal 2!
Hmm, that's a good idea, but it would have to be in portal 4 (technically portal 3 but called portal 4 because Gaben Newell.)
IDK, gotta have faith though.
It's on sale on steam until may 2nd!
After Simpson hit and run is completed plz do this in a completes series
do more of this game!!!!..its so awesome!!
nerdcubed completes prison architect!... I need to go elsewhere for this don't I.
I agree, I would love to see the nerd do this game! Maybe when he's done Saints Row 2
then plaint coaster will be out
and after plaint coaster comes out there we will have no videos for a month.
still be doing plays
seriously whilst reading this he uploaded prison architect completes - 1
Quote: "I have never seen any one survive a good prison fight"
made me chuckle...
Wait, how in the HELL did u know I was procrastinating?!?
why else would u watch a 30 year old man play video games and talk about random things instead of being useful?
this game looks grate
I quite like the new youtube comment section
No, no, never!
Its not the worst thing. But I'd like it if *bold didn't work like this*
Seth Acridge How in the world did you do bold anyways?!
you use the symbol above the 8 around text.
*Thats useful.*
When I was young, I would draw prisons and ask my friends if they thought they could escape it, so this seems like the perfect game for me.
WHY WAS THIS FUN TO WATCH? I DON'T KNOW BUT I THINK IT'S SO FUNNY!!!
Anyone else come back to watch this video since this came out on console to compare the versions? (I'm not sure if it's on xbox >_>)
It's out on Xbox I've got it its sooooo good
Cool.
Sup3r Sc1ttl3s Why would you ever get something on the Xbone?
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"Shut up, walls confuse me... that's why I'm allergic to sausages."
-Daniel Hardcastle 2013
HERES AN IDEA:"NERD3 PLAYS MORE OF Prison Architect"
copy ^^^^^^ that 2 his channel if u want him 2 c it XD
Google's desperate try to connect YT with Google+. Why?
Because google.
Oh my god, I actually have to use Google+ now. That's just horrible
www.change.org/petitions/google-stop-shoving-google-down-our-throats-on-youtube?share_id=EyVOsePCve&#share
***** Exactly.
Because everyone prefers Twitter and Facebook.
RUclips done fucked it.
dun goofd.
#RUclipsFuckedUp
***** * #GoogleFuckedUp
(At least we can edit comments now. The asterisk originally had no space after it and messed up the hashtag)
AwesumRESPECTZ111 RUclips's inbox-features are now grouped together with Google+ notifications, forcing us to use Google+ (or "Google-", as I so affectionately refer to it IRL).
Can anyone say "captive audience"?
They attract us with good ideas and then totally abandon them, and the only other options are much smaller sites with matching audience-sizes. It's ridiculous!
It's like they only listen to the people who cry to forums, totally ignoring the tens-of-millions of happy-users who had nothing to complain about!
Not only a desk with a computer on top but also a mug of coffee that he didn't spill