*OG Uploader* Oh thank sweet baby Yevon someone re-uploaded it. My channel was hacked & terminated, so I've been trying to appeal the termination. Every once in a while I come back to this video for a good laugh. So I'm glad there are people that save and reupload these.
I still remember the top comment of the original vid basically saying "I can't imagine being the guy next door hearing "THE RACE WAR STARTS NOW!" in pure, guttural black rage."
Wakka's gonna make the Al Bhed bite the curb and stomp them at the back of their heads. They should've just played blitzball and know their place. But no, they kidnapped Yuna.
28:02 this part never fails to make me laugh between the dumbfounded Wakka discovering Rikku is an Al Bhed and Matt and Woolie's sounds makes me imagine Wakka going in such a fit of racist rage that he can barely articulate and sounds more like a beast.
Matt’s stupidity in not getting to grips with the gameplay in favour of mocking Tidus and stuff was real annoying. I like the dude but he can be a salty jerk with painful takes on things. I still love this LP but I can now understand why some people (JRPG stans) just got exhausted by how Matt played it.
I have no damn clue why Woolie and Pat Stull do videos together and Matt and Liam do videos together ... but never even once have Woolie and Matt done a video together 🤔. I know they were friends with eachother before Matt and pat were "friends" but I guess Matt got Liam in the divorce and pat got Woolie
@@clockworkNateI guess he doesn't wanna be apart of someone interacting with Pat since they do podcast together. I remember the last time he mentioned Woolie was with a Cyberpunk trailer and he said Woolies name cause a fat black guy was on screen and Max constantly brings up Woolie randomly. I'm sure they're still friends since Woolie seem to be the only guy in the group whos good with everyone, he did intersct with Liam in Ultra SF2.
No matter how many times I watch this video, hearing woolie ask why Wakka’s job class is grand wizard never fails to bring me to tears, bless you for the reupload
what are even the chances that the stars would align and he'd be at THAT amount of HP at any point in a let's play running a bit where Wakka is a Yevon supremacist
The absolute irony in one of the worst moments from Racist Wakka was actual dialogue from the game. 36:55 “Like happy festival fireworks, ya?” Godbless ya Wakka.
Look brudda, if you look at the smoke coming from that camp with the barbed wire around it, it kinda look like storm clouds movin away, ya? And hey! Who knows what causin that smoke! Could be nice crunchy cookies!
All I’m saying Brudda. They may have been led by a really angry guy, but they all knew how to dress. Those uniforms were incredible. Skulls may be a bit much But brudda You wouldn’t want to wear those uniforms?
If Final Fantasy X ever gets a remake treatment like VII in the forseeable future, I really do hope Square hires Matt and Woolie to do all the script work and dialogue for Wakka in that game.
"Ey Brudda, how can you say i don't love the Al Bhed when i named my child like one of them? Isn't that right *Proceed to call his child with the Al Bhed equivalent to the N-Word* ?"
At first I thought Wakka was a bit ridiculous as my only light of him was in Kingdom Hearts 1. But this takes him to a even higher level of ridiculous. And the fact that he is voiced by John DiMaggio, makes it even better. "Say it ain't so,Bruddah."
is it just me, or does Wakka being the only person with an accent like his seem really fucking weird? Yuna spent over half her life in the same place as him & Lulu grew up there too, right?
A little bit but honestly im playing through ffx rn and the dubbing is incredibly inconsistent; i think the vocal director didn't do anything and just let the VAs cook
or in the first one when you beat him in a tutorial fight and you're like "Where'd you learn those moves? You better not have been trainin' with those fuckin al bhed that just arrived on the mainland!"
Oh man I completely forgot about Best Friends Play! I swear I used to watch every one of their videos back in the day but I never saw this, and this is my favorite RPG of all time!
"Ey brudda, I'm just sayin I can't remember the last commercial I seen that DIDN'T have an Al Bhed in it. Do YOU remember any commercials recently that didn't have a mixed race couple? Ey! Advertisers! Putting Al Bheds in every one of your ads just makes me hate them more!"
You know, Wakka's character arc is about overcoming his cultural bigotry as he learned more about the world outside the religious bubble he was brought up in. He's my favorite character for that reason, but these guys made it impossible to say that without getting dirty looks. It's hilarious, but damn dude. XD
I just realized FFX takes place before FF7 Shinra was an Al Bhed The company he founded commits genocide and drains planets they inhabited plus they kill off the original inhabitants and oppress their own people Was Wakka and Yevon right all along?
Wakka was always right. You ever notice how any time there's any sort of injustice to just one Al Bhed, hundreds of thousands of em riot for weeks? We need to get these greasemonkeys off our streets.
if anybody is here after the most recent podcast by the date of this comment then you too thought Woolie was full of shit when he said he had to force any of this racist nonsense instead of it just being him having fun with Mat.
I just realized why I thought Rikku sounded familiar - she's voiced by Tara Strong. Fuckin' Twilight Sparkle over here giving Wakka a friendship lesson lol
In reality this is all a bible story. Yuna and her guardians are Jesus and his apostles. Yevon is ancient Judaism and the Al-Bhed are post-Trajan Jews.
Yevon is very dogmatic for sure. But i atleast know culturally this is based on Okinawan culture, the names and such atleast like Tidus or "Tida" in Japan
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*OG Uploader*
Oh thank sweet baby Yevon someone re-uploaded it. My channel was hacked & terminated, so I've been trying to appeal the termination. Every once in a while I come back to this video for a good laugh. So I'm glad there are people that save and reupload these.
I appreciate your work brudda
Thank you!
Your hard work is appreciated! So sorry that happened to you
I was shocked there wasn't more views, I guess this explains it, good luck with that
The Albed did this
Same, absolutely! I was afraid it was lost forever!
I still remember the top comment of the original vid basically saying "I can't imagine being the guy next door hearing "THE RACE WAR STARTS NOW!" in pure, guttural black rage."
A solemn look falls upon his face as he says “It begins…” and proceeds to grab a Blitzball
I nearly fucking choked on my food reading this comment
"Pure, guttural Black Rage" fucking broke me, holy shit.
16:34
"Look bruddah all I'm saying"
When you hear those magic words you know it's gonna be magical
Match this with looking around first over the shoulder and check if it's clear XD
"Wakka, why does your job class say Grand Wizard?"
Sends me EVERY fucking time.
This is what happens when you go to Yuna/Lulu's Sphere Grid
Matt couldn’t breathe for like five seconds after that
8:33 for those who want to catch where it is heard.
- Final Fantasy X
- American History X
It all makes sense now
It makes me wanna go back and watch the other 9 American Histories.
Lmaooo
@@jbark678 you mean the other IX American Histories...
O_o
Wakka's gonna make the Al Bhed bite the curb and stomp them at the back of their heads. They should've just played blitzball and know their place. But no, they kidnapped Yuna.
this gag literally never stops being funny
It’d be funnier with more dead Al Bleds you know what I’m saying brudda?
It NEVER stops
It stands up to THIS DAY.
@@NEEDbacon If anything it gets stronger over time
Woolie: THE RACE WAR STARTS NOW!!!
Wakka's HP immediately after: 16:49
LMAO OH NO WAKKA
@@TOKYO_SLIME Wakka invented racism
What, it's just a number, bruddah. Don't worry about it.
Oh god I never noticed before 😂
NO FUCKING WAU FDSJLK;
Woolie just ran with this bit. And Yevon bless him for doing so.
Woolie is ALWAYS the one to run with the racism jokes, and that always makes it ten times funnier.
@@KingGhidorah5464
Woolz is the one you turn to in these moments; And you know he'll deliver top quality
28:02 this part never fails to make me laugh between the dumbfounded Wakka discovering Rikku is an Al Bhed and Matt and Woolie's sounds makes me imagine Wakka going in such a fit of racist rage that he can barely articulate and sounds more like a beast.
Its like 2022 and yet this video never fails to crack me up. In a perfect world we'd have Woolie and Matt do FF X-2
Matt’s stupidity in not getting to grips with the gameplay in favour of mocking Tidus and stuff was real annoying. I like the dude but he can be a salty jerk with painful takes on things.
I still love this LP but I can now understand why some people (JRPG stans) just got exhausted by how Matt played it.
I have no damn clue why Woolie and Pat Stull do videos together and Matt and Liam do videos together ... but never even once have Woolie and Matt done a video together 🤔. I know they were friends with eachother before Matt and pat were "friends" but I guess Matt got Liam in the divorce and pat got Woolie
@@clockworkNateI guess he doesn't wanna be apart of someone interacting with Pat since they do podcast together.
I remember the last time he mentioned Woolie was with a Cyberpunk trailer and he said Woolies name cause a fat black guy was on screen and Max constantly brings up Woolie randomly.
I'm sure they're still friends since Woolie seem to be the only guy in the group whos good with everyone, he did intersct with Liam in Ultra SF2.
Wakka seems like the kinda guy to say Al Bhed with the hard R.
Would it be the hard B in this case? Because he certainly doesn't emphasize the D at the end
Pretty sure the hard R equivalent for the Al Bhed would be something like "You filthy Bhedder" or "You Machina Lover"
@@flaminginferno6641 wakka invents a new slur for them specifically so he can say even more horrible things to/about them
Maybe he would pull off the hard R when he says "sand blasted gRRRReasemonkeys"
No matter how many times I watch this video, hearing woolie ask why Wakka’s job class is grand wizard never fails to bring me to tears, bless you for the reupload
8:33 and the WHEEZE it's so gold
“Hey Wakka, I noticed your job class is grand wizard yet you don’t know any spells?”
“Don’t worry about it brudda, it’s just a title”
Bless you for doing the work of Yevon brudda
My comment on the previous upload:
16:47 *_HOLY CRAP LOOK AT WAKKA’S HEALTH!_*
Clearly a superior Besaid ubermensch
"i just think its a cool number brudda"
Praise be to yevon
what are even the chances that the stars would align and he'd be at THAT amount of HP at any point in a let's play running a bit where Wakka is a Yevon supremacist
@@Vee_Sheep What duh ya mean “running bit” Bruddha?
18:26
Damn Wakka. The writers didn't pussyfoot around.
Is 'Blitz' Ball a dogwistle
Wakka: No it's just a sport, brudda
The absolute irony in one of the worst moments from Racist Wakka was actual dialogue from the game.
36:55 “Like happy festival fireworks, ya?” Godbless ya Wakka.
Praise be to yevon!
Look brudda, if you look at the smoke coming from that camp with the barbed wire around it, it kinda look like storm clouds movin away, ya?
And hey! Who knows what causin that smoke! Could be nice crunchy cookies!
All I’m saying Brudda. They may have been led by a really angry guy, but they all knew how to dress.
Those uniforms were incredible.
Skulls may be a bit much
But brudda
You wouldn’t want to wear those uniforms?
@@funnybone6149 fuck this joke just keeps on giving
@@funnybone6149a shame they made looking that good evil
16:34 THE RACE WAR STARTS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
8:36 is the epitome of getting a good laugh out of a good joke.
Ohhhh...
Is Wakka a white mage or a dark mage, no he's a grand wizard
@@GuninGames he's a white something, just not a mage lmao
Here after Wakka scored 2nd place in the 35th Anniversary popularity poll.
#1 spot stolen by the disgusting al bhed lovers. They control the media you know
@Imp Lord
*Bleeeeetzbol*
@Imp Lord If Most Racist Wakka was a final boss like Sephiroth that would be the best.
it's a shame that this bit came before Woolie encountered *MEASUREHEAD* because he would've woven that into Wakka like a fine tapestry
"They have an unfair genetic advantage at blitzball, breddah!" lmao
And the fact that's canon too...
All Hail Grand wizard Wakka, he will lead us to the great Al Bhed cleansing.
Praise be to yevon!
And after the Al Bhed are gone we can set our sights on purging the world of filthy Bearers.
😱
I come back here every few months when I need a good laugh. Truly the GOAT of bits.
I come back to this every now and then. 18:30 awkward silence is perfect.
If Final Fantasy X ever gets a remake treatment like VII in the forseeable future, I really do hope Square hires Matt and Woolie to do all the script work and dialogue for Wakka in that game.
woolie was reaching into the future to pull out his measurehead at 5:28
Wakka's dumb fucking grinning portrait on the sphere grid goes waaay too well with the audio of Phrenologist Wakka, omg
Crazy this guy ends up naming his first kid in Al Bhed
"Ey Brudda, how can you say i don't love the Al Bhed when i named my child like one of them? Isn't that right *Proceed to call his child with the Al Bhed equivalent to the N-Word* ?"
@@diegomedina9637 sand blasted grease monkeys
@@diegomedina9637 sand blasting grease monkeys
“Eh Bruddah sometimes sacrifices must be made to get closer to the enemy.”
Waka in a klansman robe is an image I’ll happily never forget
Praise be Yevon for reuploading this!
Wakka putting the 10 in American History X
There's FIFTY-ONE MINUTES of this and that's amazing.
Praise be to Yevon, goddamn it sucked not having this back
Wakka: Here me out, the Al Bhed make up 13 percent and they commit.
Tidus: Dude stop.
The family line goes Wakka > Woolie > Blue Shepard. Never forget this
IT ALL LINES UP
At first I thought Wakka was a bit ridiculous as my only light of him was in Kingdom Hearts 1. But this takes him to a even higher level of ridiculous. And the fact that he is voiced by John DiMaggio, makes it even better. "Say it ain't so,Bruddah."
He also voices Bender from Futurama. 😂🤣
His real name is WaKKKa, but his parents feared the well-deserved backlash.
is it just me, or does Wakka being the only person with an accent like his seem really fucking weird?
Yuna spent over half her life in the same place as him & Lulu grew up there too, right?
Not really ya.
It is not an accent, it is sports related brain damage /joke
A little bit but honestly im playing through ffx rn and the dubbing is incredibly inconsistent; i think the vocal director didn't do anything and just let the VAs cook
Wakka: "Those Chimera we just fought. The Guado couldn't have been able to summon such fiends like that. Not without machina ya?"
22:45 made me laugh so hard I coughed and cried!
“It’s Wakka that’s mildly racist”
MILDLY?!?!?!?!
Matt didn't predict that Wakka would go all in.
We must never forget the Al Behd hate..... ....and how RAD it was!!
My favorite part is how Matt was trying to hang in there but couldn't quite keep up with Woolie.
When Woolie is on a roll with his racism gags, there is no keeping up with him.
Imagine playing Kingdom Hearts 3, and you could return to Destiny Islands, and Wakka gets mad at Sora for getting a Keyblade from an Al-Bhed (Rikku).
or in the first one when you beat him in a tutorial fight and you're like "Where'd you learn those moves? You better not have been trainin' with those fuckin al bhed that just arrived on the mainland!"
Wakka was there on Jan 6th
“Ayyyyyee Bruhdah! I’m back… I’M BACK!!!”
22:45 for Al Dheds
29:48 for the gaslighting.
Little did anyone know, Grand Wizard Wakka went into a game called FF16 and created racism amongst the populace.
I lost count how many times I've watched this.
This video radicalized me
Ugggg, thanks for reuploading. I went to their series to recapture these clips in hopes of recreating this. thanks for saving me LOADS of time
Wakka, Yevon’s bravest soldier
Oh man I completely forgot about Best Friends Play! I swear I used to watch every one of their videos back in the day but I never saw this, and this is my favorite RPG of all time!
they're still making stuff separately nowadays! woolievs, PatStaresAt and MattMcmuscles on youtube
I was so scared this video was lost to time, thanks for the reupload
"Ey brudda, I'm just sayin I can't remember the last commercial I seen that DIDN'T have an Al Bhed in it. Do YOU remember any commercials recently that didn't have a mixed race couple?
Ey! Advertisers! Putting Al Bheds in every one of your ads just makes me hate them more!"
"All lives matter brotha"
Al Bhigga-bo's fucking cracks me up every time.
Come back here once a year to get a good laugh... this is still the best gag I've ever heard in an lp.... never forget....
I watch this once in a while for like a nostalgia thing. Can't believe it's been that long
I just can't get over how the bit is played casual every time
Praise be to Yevon!
It is 2023.
Waka is now Kanye.
"I like Seymour!" ~Wakka
"All I'm saying is following Yevon was a choice, ya?"
"Ya man, even Yevon had some good ideas man"
15:20 Buju reference gets me every time brudda
More like WaKKKa
I only recently have found this and it makes my day every time I rewatch lmfao
In the scenario that Wakka became the final aeon, would it be called the Wehrmacht?
Woooooah! Way too on the mark there buddy!
It uses gas powers to attack, and can instantly retreat its user to Argentina instead of being forcibly assimilated to Sin.
All of his attacks instantly kill Rikku, regardless on how much HP she has.
You know, Wakka's character arc is about overcoming his cultural bigotry as he learned more about the world outside the religious bubble he was brought up in. He's my favorite character for that reason, but these guys made it impossible to say that without getting dirty looks. It's hilarious, but damn dude. XD
I just realized FFX takes place before FF7
Shinra was an Al Bhed
The company he founded commits genocide and drains planets they inhabited plus they kill off the original inhabitants and oppress their own people
Was Wakka and Yevon right all along?
Finally someone who gets it.
Wakka was always right. You ever notice how any time there's any sort of injustice to just one Al Bhed, hundreds of thousands of em riot for weeks?
We need to get these greasemonkeys off our streets.
Not the same universe, not at all
@@MsPancakeGirl no it is
It's been confirmed
@@ImmaLittlePip By some random theorist youtuber? What are you talking about it isn't the same universe at all
The legacy of Grand Wizard Wakka is eternal.
Does anyone else find 38:48 genuinely sad?
"That was a Japanesism"
No that's their thing. They whistle at each other, and the other comes running.
They really don't pay attention.
Y’all ain’t no good having Wakka in a klan suit in the thumbnail 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don’t know what’s worse Al Bhed or Bearers.
Wakka went into FF16 and chose Bearers as his new slaves and created racism in it's purest form.
@@arkthompson9869 That's not funny. My best friend was a bearer...
until my father sold him for 500 Gil
@@walmartpimp2 Funny, me and my father used to have our bearers "rescue" me from my dog, then my dog would kill them. Those were good times.
Praise be to Yevon for the reupload
Thank god it's back
Grand wizard wakka lmfaooo
At least he apologizes at the end 😂
Your honor, my client says he's very sorry 🥺
@ lol it ain’t like he did anything illegal, he was just a dick 😂
Ya know what they say,
*betta DEAD than Al Bhed* eh brudda!?
"OH BRUDDA~ IM BAAAAAA~CK!"
It's uncanny how much woolies voice resembles fucking measurehead
Wakka needs some Jim Crow laws in spira
You see these two bumps on the Al Bhed’s skull?
It's still one of the most wonderfull thing Final Fantasy X brought to this world. Never Stop Laughing!
Oh good, someone saved this. Amazing.
Yevon be praised, bruddah
Normally i wouldnt find this funny but for f's sake was this hilarious
Wakka, do you happen to know where I can find the owner of this novelty mug?
DE reference, love it.
16:34 Those who were wondering can thank me
Its so crazy wakka became the president of israel
In a crazy opposite world where Israel is technologically advanced. I hope Wakka gets in power to destroy the Evil Machina bruddah! Praise Yevon yah!
Yevon = Yahweh????
Y’all been listening to that Eric Clapton lately brudda? Guys got some really interesting opinions I think we could easily use on the albed.
All I’m sayin’ is they the Al Bheds don’t belong in Heaven, brudda. Not in our heaven, at least, ya?
Ey brudda have you heard of this cute comic called Dilbert? That author has some good ideas I'm just saying.
@@MoskHotel Ey whats this nonsense on Yevon being an Al Bhed, they are asking for it if you know bruddah
if anybody is here after the most recent podcast by the date of this comment then you too thought Woolie was full of shit when he said he had to force any of this racist nonsense instead of it just being him having fun with Mat.
Now to be fair, less than ten years ago was a different time. We didn't know offensive things were offensive!
@@crimsonachan6676 I see nothing wrong and I think who ever think it is reaching.
Wait, what happened? I'm not too big on Castle Superbeast.
Wait what happened
I LOVE THIS GAME ❤
I just realized why I thought Rikku sounded familiar - she's voiced by Tara Strong. Fuckin' Twilight Sparkle over here giving Wakka a friendship lesson lol
wakka was vindicated
How did he not see her eyes even once?
Maybe the goggles? 🤔
Too many of da red pills make ya colour blind, ya dig man?
@@Whocares792 It also makes you ignore spirals because everything is spinning
Quietly wishing there was a DLC where this is an alternate dub :D
When ever i hear the albed alarm all i hear is "Im annoying huh"
that one about the browser felt a little too real
In reality this is all a bible story.
Yuna and her guardians are Jesus and his apostles. Yevon is ancient Judaism and the Al-Bhed are post-Trajan Jews.
Yevon is very dogmatic for sure. But i atleast know culturally this is based on Okinawan culture, the names and such atleast like Tidus or "Tida" in Japan
Oh damn.. so happy to see this finally 😅