Fuuuuuck yes that killed. Wicked song and the band personas were funny. Can we get a black/doom tutorial sometime? Bands like Svartmálm and Faustcoven are killing it with that style these days.
I started a band and as the vocalist and founder I literally did the opposite and said "my band is your band, do what you want we could be a million different genre's as long as there metal"
@@Farvann WOW man... You don't say, lol I couldn't help but think of Teitanblood while I was listening to your song, the similarities are so fuckin obvious, similar riffs, similar chaotic scullcrushing atmosphere. Good job. HAIL TEITANBLOOD!!!. The only band that matters. Cheers bro
You pretty much just told, beat for beat, the story of one of the bands I was in way back in the early 90's. I left the band after only about two months. The singer was a jerk and the rest of the band pretty much just... went along with him. I simply didn't have that kind of.. "keep my mouth shut when people are asshole to you" personalities.. I speak my mind about how they're being idiots and exit the situation. This didn't bode well with a singer who was an entitled idiot who was used to being surrounded by yes-men.
Back in the 80's and 90's as a young music guy, it was all about going into the music stores, or shops that sold instruments, and grabbing those phone numbers off the bulletin boards for bands looking for people, or checking the classified every weekend. I did this religiously, looking for bands who wanted someone who liked more... experimental music in their band. I mostly ended up playing guitar and keyboard in various metal bands but some thought that it was cool that I was doing stuff with this thing called a computer and that I was experimenting with tapes. I rarely got to integrate any of my ideas into the bands though sadly. There were a couple though. But because of this, I ended up in and out of so many bands and I met a LOT of people. SO MANY people. It was like a revolving door of different types of people. I think I met every type of musician and metal band that there possibly could be. It got so bad that when I would go out to a local basement show, I would know most of the band members and the people who were there. It was the same people over and over again.
Definitely one of your best videos. Your comedy vids are really amazing. Maybe you could do Melodic Black/Death Metal next ? Something like Dissection or Sacramentum. Cheers from Poland.
Dude...I'm actually in this kind of band RIGHT NOW!!! Well, calling it a band is extremely generous, seeing as it's pretty much just me (on either guitar or bass, depending on who quit that week) and this one other guy who is absolutely awesome to hang out and party with...until it comes time to play that is, at which point he turns into Stalin, Franco, Mussolini, Castro and Saddam Hussein all rolled up into one (dude's a total DICTATOR)! Band members usually last no longer than a month, with one guy quitting literally minutes after he said he'd join...if I wasn't friends with this guy outside the band, I would've split a LONG time ago. Totally killer video, thanks for showing the absudity of this kind of gig to the world!
You should put up a Paypal or Patreon account, mate. You're really good and honestly, if I had the balls to record myself, I'd definitely do it similar to your style.
"This isn't a one-man-project."
Oh, the irony.
This is fucking art
Do you mean "this comes out, when art gets fucked"? :D
Farvann nah this is peak performance
@@Farvann Did you really made lyrics for that song? 😂😂😂😂
I'm not even drunk but this got me hard.
If Euronymous were the vocalist of Mayhem.
@You take a sip from your Trusty Vault 13 canteen LMAO
*was
In fact he was
@@salem_666_ only in a demo
@@-urth-2037 still he was
I love the effort you put into these comedy skits. THANKS Farvann!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the appreciation! This video was really a tough one :-)
Red Before Black \m/
Fuuuuuck yes that killed. Wicked song and the band personas were funny. Can we get a black/doom tutorial sometime? Bands like Svartmálm and Faustcoven are killing it with that style these days.
"WE are the band. This is not a one- man Project!" Haha, great job, I love your sense of humor.
I started a band and as the vocalist and founder I literally did the opposite and said "my band is your band, do what you want we could be a million different genre's as long as there metal"
Black Metal: No happiness, just dread.
Death Metal: No wholesome, just viscera.
Black/Death: No happiness, just viscera.
"What is that for tuning?"
I see your direct German translation in your wording :D
You’re so underrated man, deserve way more love. This video was great I loved it, keep up the good work 🙌🏻
Farvann...you can be proud of you... you are better than Steve T :P :P :D
black/death metal one of my favorite black metal genres lately revenge and archgoat are the best !!!
Slamophilic cadaver Revenge is the best!
Chad Thundercock hellyeah
Slamophilic cadaver go check blasphemy
Bad Red I know them.They are great.
or Abigail Williams
honestly sounds more like new extreme noise terror. production is too good :p
The song was inspired by Teitanblood. Never heard of Extreme Noise Terror. Just checked them out and I understand what you mean
Hey it's not a bad thing by any means, they're a classic grindcore/crust punk band
@@Farvann WOW man... You don't say, lol I couldn't help but think of Teitanblood while I was listening to your song, the similarities are so fuckin obvious, similar riffs, similar chaotic scullcrushing atmosphere. Good job. HAIL TEITANBLOOD!!!. The only band that matters. Cheers bro
Sounds kinda like power violence but not as noisey
@@rotnmold7861 tempo changes aren't as Spazz-tic
as someone who plays bass this is extremely accurate
the awkwardness of the dialog makes this funny xD \m/
Hilarious. The bassist going along when the song started had me .😂😂
You pretty much just told, beat for beat, the story of one of the bands I was in way back in the early 90's. I left the band after only about two months. The singer was a jerk and the rest of the band pretty much just... went along with him. I simply didn't have that kind of.. "keep my mouth shut when people are asshole to you" personalities.. I speak my mind about how they're being idiots and exit the situation. This didn't bode well with a singer who was an entitled idiot who was used to being surrounded by yes-men.
No honest artist is a jerk. Good you left the band!
Back in the 80's and 90's as a young music guy, it was all about going into the music stores, or shops that sold instruments, and grabbing those phone numbers off the bulletin boards for bands looking for people, or checking the classified every weekend. I did this religiously, looking for bands who wanted someone who liked more... experimental music in their band. I mostly ended up playing guitar and keyboard in various metal bands but some thought that it was cool that I was doing stuff with this thing called a computer and that I was experimenting with tapes. I rarely got to integrate any of my ideas into the bands though sadly. There were a couple though. But because of this, I ended up in and out of so many bands and I met a LOT of people. SO MANY people. It was like a revolving door of different types of people. I think I met every type of musician and metal band that there possibly could be. It got so bad that when I would go out to a local basement show, I would know most of the band members and the people who were there. It was the same people over and over again.
@@BlackburnBigdragon man this breaked my heart i can help u out !
Sounds more like Grindcore to my ears. Solid vid!
How to folk metal?
play shitty death metal with bagpipes thrown in and wear costumes with a culture that you were never associated with
bloozism Eluveitie is from Switzerland and they're really good.
As a fan of Folk Metal and Viking Metal, yeah that's how some of their music is made. But there are really good Folk Metal artists.
@@bloozism most bands use from their personal heritage , you must be thinking of those white guys that do 'samurai metal'
Get drunk and play metal at a "free jam" folk festival, so a random drunk guy with a violin/bagpipe/flute/hurdy gurdy will join in, and thats it.
Ohh sweet memories of my playing in a band. Thx Farvann, love 😚
6:20 That`s what I call a superior drummer.
Definitely one of your best videos. Your comedy vids are really amazing. Maybe you could do Melodic Black/Death Metal next ? Something like Dissection or Sacramentum. Cheers from Poland.
Seconded! Blackened Melodeath is my favorite music subgenre of all time.
man the vocals sounds so oldschool fking awesome \m/
ha! definitely one of your best. great vid, man
Thanks!
Keep 'em coming dude this is really unique. This is hilarious!
Oh damn, you sir should make a primitive death metal album, it would be awesome : )
This brings me good memories.
That bass sound is litteraly deathcrush bass
Another reason why I am doing solo. And the “drummer” should have done air drumming when everyone else was playing.
Vocals remind me of Sylvain Houde from Kataklysm. Unique, cheers.
my favourite farvann video so far everything about it is so good
Guess I am gonna go and create a band and then try this method. Seems to work quite well XD
Not a single dislike in 2021... amazing
Still Going At This
2021
Great singer impression! 😯
This dude is awesome!
the bassist definitely got lost on his way to the heavisaurus band practice
I'm hooked on this show. The drummer is the best, he will probably win. Or the vocalist. When's the vote and the physical challenge
Reminded me of some primitive early swedish death metal, neat.
Man this is awesome!
Black/death metal. Find me a better combo, I'll wait.
Jan Paradowski Tech/Death metal. In the likes of Archspire, Alterbeast, Arsis, Arkaik and Dying fetus to name a few.
JJS tech death is no combo. It is just a subgenre like atmospheric black metal.
Archspire sucks ass
Black thrash is good too
Deathgrind. Lock Up - Hate Breeds Suffering
Oh the shouter of Document 6!
jawoll!
Exactly the kind of basist I was))
Everything turned out in the best traditions of the Dead Infection band. Polish style! Awesome!
If you keep uploading original content like this frequently your channel will be 50k in no time
hehe, but I can't keep the frequency that high. The August was a really nice month.
@@Farvann Aynen
Şimdi 78k 4 ay önce ara verdi hâlâ yok
Love ur unique videos
Hell yes! Those riffs!
Can't wait for the pirate metal tutorial
Loved this! Your doing some amazing work man
I'm sure that Cannibal Corpse's having vines and enjoying this video...
Sick song
I like how the drummer just sips on his beer.. this is more grindcore... If this was bm the bassist would be the one sipping on the beer...
Well, that sounded like a whole goregrind album! Nice!
I play Bass too, little fellow. Don't worry you are gonna get lucky one day. One day they will see you as a human being. never give up😉
Sounds like Teitanblood meets Blasphemy! Fuck yeah!
I guess this band has some real potential
that sounds acc good!
HAIL TEITANBLOOD!!!!!!!🎸
Great humor and track! Thanks Farvann. You should try Russian black/death Sickrites, sounds very close :)
Hello Farvann thanks for you vid i recommend you Zimorog Band he's a croatian black metal artist :)
Fantastic!!!!!!!!!!
Song ist awesome
This is like the movie called heavy trip
Badass groove!!!
Great vid!
"Like the simple primitive bands" Eh yeah yeah XD oh man du machst mich fertig XD
this slaps real hard though
sounds like Obituary
0:38 sounds like stevie t's riff😁
Sounds about right...
R.I.P. CHUCK
4 Farvanns und der Meddl!
that sounds like Napalm Death dude.
Fuckin' awesome tune!
Sick!
Hm... Great song. I need it. Aaa
I called bullshit up until the end lol. Hahahaha good fuckin shit. Love this. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Or... EEEEEEEEYYYAAAAAAAHHHH!
Well, sounds like Napalm Death
Look I’m not from two years ago! See you in 2023!
Really fuckin' great song! \m/
Death Metal Forever
The quality in this one is off the charts!
Quality content
Awww... Here's our one happy German 😂😊 Greetings bro
that was amazing.
War metal is for uber krieg.
Just a normal Revenge album
Sound similar to Blasphemy
Blasphemy, Archgoat are the kings in this genre
Dude...I'm actually in this kind of band RIGHT NOW!!! Well, calling it a band is extremely generous, seeing as it's pretty much just me (on either guitar or bass, depending on who quit that week) and this one other guy who is absolutely awesome to hang out and party with...until it comes time to play that is, at which point he turns into Stalin, Franco, Mussolini, Castro and Saddam Hussein all rolled up into one (dude's a total DICTATOR)!
Band members usually last no longer than a month, with one guy quitting literally minutes after he said he'd join...if I wasn't friends with this guy outside the band, I would've split a LONG time ago.
Totally killer video, thanks for showing the absudity of this kind of gig to the world!
Wow, that sounds not really nice. What an ambivalent person.
how technical death metal is made?
Same procedure, just with a more talented guitarist
haha true
just down tune a mathcore and don’t put any space between notes
just down tune a mathcore song and don’t put any space between notes
...ok Dave Mustaine, I enjoyed this.
You should put up a Paypal or Patreon account, mate. You're really good and honestly, if I had the balls to record myself, I'd definitely do it similar to your style.
Lmfao, this is fucking hilarious! Just subscribed to your channel. ;)
Welcome to this festival of weirdness!
Very good :)
What did the drum machine guy do 😂😂
that bassist is high.
Is this how war metal is made?
holy shit
Euronfarvann
Why is the singer the frontman when the guitarist is way more charismatic!?!
I don't know :D
It's better for the dramaturgy of the video
@@Farvann 🤣