Sam and Max 202: Soft, Marketable Baby Sam and Max

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
  • Just most of their lines from Moai Better Blues in Season 2. THEY'RE JUST TOO ADORABLE FOR WORDS
    Me? Upload something after a year of nothing? No way.

Комментарии • 306

  • @ItsNotakin
    @ItsNotakin 3 года назад +1812

    Sam: No kids allowed.
    Max: Fascist.

    • @screamsinrussian5773
      @screamsinrussian5773 3 года назад +61

      knowing internet radicals, that seems about right

    • @dweeeebreal
      @dweeeebreal 3 года назад +48

      Truly, a 1984 moment

    • @yanderememe2580
      @yanderememe2580 3 года назад +4

      You a Skullgirls fan, too? Your pfp looks like Peacock ;)

    • @sam4gaming135
      @sam4gaming135 3 года назад +18

      He also called them fascists when the ride said "you must be this tall to ride"

    • @Ermwhothefart
      @Ermwhothefart 3 года назад +4

      Kinnie moment

  • @mahugunnyproductions6676
    @mahugunnyproductions6676 5 лет назад +1947

    "This is a set up, right?"
    "Pretty much everything we say generally is, yes."
    Perfect

  • @violetnocte
    @violetnocte 4 года назад +2653

    I love how they act like kids even though mentally they're both fully grown adults (mostly)

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW 3 года назад +70

      They're like the exact opposite of Stewie Griffin.

    • @swisystuff
      @swisystuff 2 года назад

      not max (boobies😨😨😨😰😱😰😱😨😱😨😱😰😱😰😱😨😱😨😱😰😱😨)

    • @mr.x2567
      @mr.x2567 Год назад +4

      When in Rome! XD

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 Год назад +12

      Max: I miss being a child
      Sam: if it’s any consolation I still think of you as a child
      Max: if only the courts could do that too 😂
      Something said in the actual game 🤣

  • @gregjayonnaise8314
    @gregjayonnaise8314 3 года назад +1302

    I love how Sam and Max act exactly the same as they did when they were adults, except they say dirtier jokes

    • @GoatedBoss
      @GoatedBoss 3 года назад +72

      Also some are dark like this one 3:25

    • @alexbowlin7044
      @alexbowlin7044 3 года назад +47

      @@GoatedBoss its an honest mistake

  • @monochaos9442
    @monochaos9442 3 года назад +1144

    Probably the best part of this is it is hard to figure out if Sam and Max acting childish is the youth water changing their minds or not.

    • @abicat4229
      @abicat4229 3 года назад +74

      I'm gonna go with no.

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 года назад +51

      Mix of both id say

    • @alexbowlin7044
      @alexbowlin7044 3 года назад +31

      @@themyofmy max **did** remeber he was the president

    • @goosegas2087
      @goosegas2087 2 года назад +8

      It didn't change Amelia Earhart soo I'm gonna say no.

    • @jlr1357
      @jlr1357 Год назад +7

      I think it changed their way of thinking and tendencies, but kept their memories intact

  • @Fleetwayy
    @Fleetwayy 6 лет назад +3179

    *I heard them laughing as they started the car.*

  • @reallyhardy
    @reallyhardy 2 года назад +159

    love how baby sam keeps introducing max to the other characters as "my best friend max"

  • @nobrainer1330
    @nobrainer1330 3 года назад +482

    Sam saying, "The island got wood" and Max giggling fucking kills me lmao

    • @Professional_Dumbass
      @Professional_Dumbass 2 года назад +24

      Sam: * finds a very interesting discovery on an island *
      Max: *hehe island dick*

  • @deprepperonipizza4269
    @deprepperonipizza4269 6 лет назад +1567

    Baby Max looks like a freakin' marshmellow

    • @trulor
      @trulor 6 лет назад +161

      but he IS a marshmallow

    • @brissadlr9939
      @brissadlr9939 5 лет назад +49

      Deprepperoni Pizza and he looks adorable!!!!!!!

    • @violetnocte
      @violetnocte 4 года назад +78

      All I can think of is that line in Hit the Road where Sam calls Max a marshmallow

    • @mareeeedensos6348
      @mareeeedensos6348 4 года назад +32

      Baby Max Plushies?

    • @Cure_Hana
      @Cure_Hana 4 года назад +37

      Look at his tiny ears! LOOK AT THEM! 😆

  • @yourdeadwolf
    @yourdeadwolf 3 года назад +937

    Sam wearing a Max shirt is the icing on the cake

  • @caustin850
    @caustin850 5 лет назад +803

    1:34 Sam (Sam & Max) (Young): Hey, Max. Max. Max. Max. Max. Max. Max.

    • @RabXML
      @RabXML 4 года назад +119

      Max (Young): What?

    • @caustin850
      @caustin850 4 года назад +113

      @@RabXML Sam (Sam & Max) (Young): Nothin'.

    • @cheezthecheez
      @cheezthecheez 3 года назад +27

      nnnothin' ^w^

    • @crystalrose043
      @crystalrose043 3 года назад +9

      I think that one is my favorite line

    • @frannielmartinez
      @frannielmartinez 3 года назад +6

      @@RabXML Young Max: Sam, why you never told me i was edible in the first place? I really wanna know how i taste!

  • @pigglesgoomshby7249
    @pigglesgoomshby7249 3 года назад +456

    1:20 A discussion worthy of study by the highest ranking philosophers

    • @serpentgoat6875
      @serpentgoat6875 3 года назад +42

      Nietzsche would've lost his shit

    • @tf2redpie
      @tf2redpie 3 года назад +19

      Sams little chuckle gets me every time

    • @gacd2104
      @gacd2104 7 месяцев назад +6

      Not even Descartes can explain this one

  • @jeebles561
    @jeebles561 6 лет назад +797

    bang! you’re dead! no take backs!

  • @Aflay1
    @Aflay1 3 года назад +195

    “Can I just give you some money or something to make you go away”
    Nothing has described child care better.

    • @chippy2023
      @chippy2023 Год назад +3

      Me if I was there: *How much money?*

  • @anonymoususer208
    @anonymoususer208 4 года назад +367

    Puppy Sam “Sybil and Lincoln sitting on the sand!”
    Baby max “sucking face cause he an’t Got hands”

  • @theace8502
    @theace8502 4 года назад +701

    My best friend max has something very important to say to you.

  • @gamerboysp2559
    @gamerboysp2559 5 лет назад +395

    I like how forward stinky is with them as kids instead of adults when they order. Instead of saying gibberish to sal

  • @typ0id
    @typ0id 3 года назад +63

    0:37 - "So Abe, what do you say we never have children?" "Couldn't agree more."
    And then they did.

  • @pudgywudge2000
    @pudgywudge2000 3 года назад +129

    1:23 Max said a funny

  • @dakedres
    @dakedres 3 года назад +64

    I like how Max's voice is somehow even higher

  • @marchrabbit85
    @marchrabbit85 6 лет назад +317

    Awww, how cute. Max were long time an insane sociopath

  • @SupergamerX
    @SupergamerX 5 лет назад +799

    Sybil: Abe, what do you say we never have children?
    Lincoln: Couldn't agree more.
    Come the end of season three, Lincoln gets Sybil pregnant... somehow.

    • @CodesTheOtaku
      @CodesTheOtaku 5 лет назад +123

      Zerukin
      Oh, that’s easy. He-
      *(TV color bars show up)*
      *(BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)*

    • @brissadlr9939
      @brissadlr9939 5 лет назад +59

      Zerukin Peter Griffin: How does a giant monument statue like Abe have sex with a woman like Sybil?

    • @smashblaster1-up190
      @smashblaster1-up190 4 года назад +60

      Maybe from his new body he got from the honeymoon money? Idk

    • @shinkenger2011
      @shinkenger2011 4 года назад +38

      And see, kids, this is an example of a brick joke, as we call it in the biz.

    • @mr.anaconda3325
      @mr.anaconda3325 3 года назад +7

      Sybil and it in season 3 when you ask Sybil I I just waiting for Sam and Max to 2021

  • @ramonarredondo7626
    @ramonarredondo7626 6 лет назад +303

    2:27
    MAX:drop the attitude lady I'm the presi
    SAM:max
    MAX:Presidents adorable nephew here for a visit

    • @lifeblood2646
      @lifeblood2646 3 года назад +44

      This is terrible because stinky says she knows the president personally which is not a lie this time

  • @legustalokinkynasty659
    @legustalokinkynasty659 4 года назад +268

    Baby Max looks so freaking adorable

  • @Ghiaman1334
    @Ghiaman1334 3 года назад +47

    They play the part of children so well because they're not entirely grown up in the head themselves - still adorable

  • @glitchmaster2672
    @glitchmaster2672 3 года назад +78

    TELLTALE DON’T TURN US INTO MARKETABLE PLUSHIES
    NN O O O O O O OO O OO

  • @dandygun7786
    @dandygun7786 3 года назад +65

    3:43 “I gotta make doody real bad!”

  • @jackhazardous4008
    @jackhazardous4008 3 года назад +57

    "I'd like a double martini" "this is a setup, right?" "Generally everything we say is a setup, yes"

  • @IvanLerma759
    @IvanLerma759 4 года назад +233

    Sybil: So, Abe, What Do You Say We Never, Ever Have Children?
    Abe: Couldn't Agree More.
    *Season 3 Happens She is seen Pregnant in the last Episode*

    • @cheezthecheez
      @cheezthecheez 3 года назад +17

      and her water then breaks, and PENNIES apparently fall to the ground xDD

    • @IvanLerma759
      @IvanLerma759 3 года назад +5

      @@cheezthecheez Norrington: Pennies!?

    • @joshuaslough26
      @joshuaslough26 3 года назад +5

      Pennies?! Pennies? Scheisse.
      Nothing makes sense with Sam & Max does it?

    • @Ed_man_talking9
      @Ed_man_talking9 3 года назад +1

      life is full of unexpected tribulations, yes?

    • @7swordquanta459
      @7swordquanta459 3 года назад +2

      Correct me if I'm wrong. Abe's a head but his GF gets pregnant.
      Me: How?!?

  • @permianpractical
    @permianpractical 3 года назад +44

    "...And when I told him to shut up he pulled out a gun and shot at me."
    My sides, bro.

  • @ChronicallyRabid
    @ChronicallyRabid 2 года назад +6

    AWWW THE MAX MAX MAX BIT WAS SO CUTE

  • @jameswagstaff984
    @jameswagstaff984 4 года назад +68

    Sam: Hay Max Max Max Max Max Max Max.
    Max: What?
    Sam: Nothing.

  • @cassidilla69
    @cassidilla69 3 года назад +29

    My best friend max has some VERY IMPORTANT to say
    b o o b i e s
    Ha ha ha

  • @DylTheRetroDemon
    @DylTheRetroDemon 3 года назад +45

    Max's little ears are adorable.

  • @brissadlr9939
    @brissadlr9939 5 лет назад +434

    Sam and Max are so adorable when they’re kids😍

  • @EdibleWallpaper
    @EdibleWallpaper 3 года назад +12

    sometimes i forget max is literally the president

  • @anthonyriego659
    @anthonyriego659 2 года назад +7

    Young Sam & Max: **Exists**
    Telltale: Marketable plush time

  • @Flour-4
    @Flour-4 3 года назад +39

    Hah, I just realized that the recoil on sam's gun would launch him into orbit if he actually shoots it.

    • @kinashy8863
      @kinashy8863 3 года назад +4

      Imagine if his gun didn't shrunk after drinking youth water. It would be bigger than him

  • @SleepyBrady
    @SleepyBrady 3 года назад +58

    I like how they act like kids even though they know they're adults. So cute!!!

  • @Yamikisa
    @Yamikisa 2 года назад +5

    2:58
    So I guess it’s not a kids game

  • @RoboSpongie
    @RoboSpongie 12 лет назад +115

    Sooner or later in Season 3 Abe & Sybil had a kid... *True Story*

    • @lydiajulianprower8356
      @lydiajulianprower8356 6 лет назад +8

      Robo Spongie We don't know what it looks like, though.

    • @TrashMammal2002
      @TrashMammal2002 3 года назад

      @@lydiajulianprower8356 and we don't want to know how that happened

    • @lydiajulianprower8356
      @lydiajulianprower8356 3 года назад +2

      @@TrashMammal2002 Some things are better left a secret.

    • @TrashMammal2002
      @TrashMammal2002 3 года назад

      @@lydiajulianprower8356 Hear Hear

  • @drakemendez174
    @drakemendez174 3 года назад +9

    "Go run and play in traffic" excuse me *what*

  • @jroberts8434
    @jroberts8434 3 года назад +68

    "I wonder max, if we're younger does that mean we have to take biology again"
    "This just keeps getting better!"
    Hmmmm...did they look at the fabled human biology section...

    • @bluegum6438
      @bluegum6438 3 года назад +12

      They're referring to dissecting rats

  • @meligarcia
    @meligarcia 2 года назад +3

    Sybil: So Abe, what do you say we never ever have children?
    *Cue The Devil's Playhouse episode 5*

  • @alexanderhussussian5653
    @alexanderhussussian5653 3 года назад +19

    Me: so max do you feel any different?
    Max: I wanna run around, play and break stuff
    Me: so no then

  • @supahcomix
    @supahcomix 3 года назад +44

    so i guess making characters babies and marketable has always been a thing

    • @twistedmyth5860
      @twistedmyth5860 3 года назад +7

      Did you not know about the 1984-1991 Muppet Babies? Because the answer is yes.

  • @kuraraShotai9
    @kuraraShotai9 6 лет назад +67

    I just realized the max world song is playing on the juke box lmao

  • @logannottheonefrommarvel9917
    @logannottheonefrommarvel9917 2 года назад +3

    "Can I just give you money or something to make you go away?"
    I thought she said she wasn't good with kids...

  • @mrwhatchacallit4185
    @mrwhatchacallit4185 3 года назад +21

    1:22 my favorite part

  • @megamindsgothplatformboots
    @megamindsgothplatformboots Год назад +3

    I love how max spontaneously runs around

  • @kirbdakirby8820
    @kirbdakirby8820 4 года назад +51

    1:00 wait what.

  • @cevtrix
    @cevtrix 3 года назад +26

    1:24 My friend in our discord server

  • @bluesolace9052
    @bluesolace9052 3 года назад +15

    The dialogue is so good

  • @mikemaximum9953
    @mikemaximum9953 Год назад +2

    3:48 😂
    I could imagine a random kid ask that to a random adult.
    Also Max is cute when he's young.

  • @Cosmocarreon3045
    @Cosmocarreon3045 3 года назад +8

    I love how Sam is wearing a shirt of Max’s skull 💀

  • @marchrabbit85
    @marchrabbit85 6 лет назад +65

    3:00 My favorite, when i had six years old!

  • @shrekdvds
    @shrekdvds 4 года назад +6

    1:20 "My best friend Max has something very important to say to you"
    *"boobies"*

  • @chaliceohearts4658
    @chaliceohearts4658 4 года назад +51

    The only thing that changed was their grammar.

  • @fulcrum7493
    @fulcrum7493 3 года назад +10

    baby sam is SO CUTE

  • @sir.crayons
    @sir.crayons 2 года назад +1

    tiny sam flinging max into the air is the cherry on the cake for me

  • @phoebehernandez9005
    @phoebehernandez9005 2 года назад +4

    No one:
    Not even a living soul:
    Harold after seeing heather shirtless and how he acted through out the episode after that: 1:24

  • @QueenMonique265
    @QueenMonique265 3 года назад +8

    I’m going through cuteness overload just looking at baby max. HE IS SO ADORABLE!!! 😍😍😍

  • @foltenrush9357
    @foltenrush9357 3 года назад +21

    1:21 lmao

  • @AmberTheFangirl
    @AmberTheFangirl 3 года назад +3

    Sybil and Lincoln sitting on the sand
    Sucking face cause he ain’t got hands😂

  • @impulseclown
    @impulseclown 3 года назад +4

    :,) baby max ears..

  • @Vyse220
    @Vyse220 13 лет назад +40

    stinky's closed kids, now go and play in traffic

  • @rpghorrorfan879
    @rpghorrorfan879 3 года назад +3

    Go run and play in traffic
    Savage

  • @Pissed_0ffartist
    @Pissed_0ffartist Год назад +1

    "Max said the volcanos were cool, and you were stupid for wanting to stop it. and when i told him to shut up he shot at me"
    "NU UH HE STARTED IT."

  • @90sanime52
    @90sanime52 3 года назад +2

    My friend Max has something very important to say to you

  • @sneezer3008
    @sneezer3008 3 года назад +7

    0:39 that didn’t age well

  • @Sonicsgirl13
    @Sonicsgirl13 3 года назад +13

    I cannot wait to see this in Season 2 remaster. Ahhh! 😍❤❤❤❤

  • @imacg5658
    @imacg5658 3 года назад +3

    I want the algae bits because they make the milk turn green.

  • @GaryCandyPrince
    @GaryCandyPrince 3 года назад +12

    *didn't know babies could talk*

  • @aeternalslime9670
    @aeternalslime9670 3 года назад +2

    everybody else maintains their adult faculties so i am forced to conclude they are choosing to act this way

  • @Dangeresque300
    @Dangeresque300 2 года назад +2

    PSA: The meme you're looking for is at 1:20

  • @sunny_day_27
    @sunny_day_27 2 года назад +1

    imagine a Sam & Max plush, ill buy that the second it comes out.

  • @noods1406
    @noods1406 3 года назад +2

    “Boobies” -Max, 2006-ish

  • @irlastolfogranatum
    @irlastolfogranatum Год назад +1

    little Sam owns my heart

  • @cjfranco564
    @cjfranco564 3 года назад +26

    Is nobody going to mention what happened to sam & max parents did they just abandoned them and then bring them into a adoption senter

    • @Sonicsgirl13
      @Sonicsgirl13 3 года назад +16

      Lol that was mainly played for laughs. Sam and Max do that a lot.

    • @Marta_OuO
      @Marta_OuO 3 года назад +13

      Maybe they just droped them at sam's grandma's house

    • @kinashy8863
      @kinashy8863 3 года назад +2

      They were just trying to scare Stinky

  • @1tzm3hh
    @1tzm3hh 2 года назад +2

    I haven't played this game, I just saw a meme audio on TikTok about boobies and it took me here. Well low and behold I act exactly like these two

  • @scorchfire4816
    @scorchfire4816 3 года назад +3

    Sybil: So Abe, what do you day we never , ever have children?
    Abe: Couldn't agree more.
    Devil's playhouse: Sybil is pregnant?! 0_0

  • @bernebelmont1857
    @bernebelmont1857 3 года назад +7

    He pulled out a gun and shot at me

  • @honeybee1256
    @honeybee1256 4 года назад +18

    They’re so cute!

  • @awesomeness3145
    @awesomeness3145 3 года назад +3

    1:20 the part you're looking for

  • @chrysanthemum6627
    @chrysanthemum6627 3 года назад +2

    God I remember playing these, such nostalgia.

  • @jackhazardous4008
    @jackhazardous4008 3 года назад +3

    Max looks exactly the same

  • @RustyPete12
    @RustyPete12 12 лет назад +48

    Indeed. But there's one thing I don't get- how on Earth did a statue impregnate a human being? Huh?!

    • @spencercollins1427
      @spencercollins1427 6 лет назад +33

      RustyPete12 He "rocked" her world

    • @Clemerlen
      @Clemerlen 5 лет назад +2

      Especially since, at the time, he was still just a head.

    • @Kingjustin1019
      @Kingjustin1019 5 лет назад +9

      “Life finds a way.”

    • @CodesTheOtaku
      @CodesTheOtaku 5 лет назад +8

      RustyPete12
      Oh, that’s easy. He-
      *(TV color bars show up)*
      *(BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)*

    • @Idothinkysaurus
      @Idothinkysaurus 5 лет назад +7

      I think we're better off not asking if TV can't even show it.

  • @kirbycallingdapolice4677
    @kirbycallingdapolice4677 3 года назад +9

    1:21
    I just cant even

  • @Coastal_Cruzer
    @Coastal_Cruzer 3 года назад +1

    "This meme is from the future, you won't get it yet"

  • @Lucky-kt1ix
    @Lucky-kt1ix 3 года назад +3

    Max is actually more marketable old.

  • @telosladd7706
    @telosladd7706 3 года назад +3

    1:20 me and my friend going up to their parents like:

  • @purpleparfaityt2761
    @purpleparfaityt2761 3 года назад +5

    1:20

  • @abigailfarmer2339
    @abigailfarmer2339 Год назад +1

    " and served on a stack of porno magazines! "
    only 4 letters to say to the scene.
    w
    h
    a
    t.

  • @shernreviews1882
    @shernreviews1882 3 года назад +5

    This is 10 years old

  • @kamchaotic6225
    @kamchaotic6225 2 года назад +2

    0:40 So uhhh... This agreement didn't stick around for long.

  • @herbroastedchicken305
    @herbroastedchicken305 9 дней назад

    The Metal Gear Solid 3 nature sounds in the background

  • @DrCaseus
    @DrCaseus 3 года назад +1

    Man, Sam & Max cashing in on the baby fad before Baby Yoda

  • @eteru2669
    @eteru2669 3 года назад +6

    0:32 yoooooo me and my friends used to do that to EVERYONE
    2:42 World of Max in the background

  • @logoredemption35
    @logoredemption35 Год назад

    This cures my depression.

  • @sandybrown728
    @sandybrown728 3 года назад +3

    I wanna adopt them