Two Steamed Hams' but one speeds up and one slows down every time they sync up uncannily

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  • Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
  • ...but the use of the word "uncannily" is a cop-out in case I missed a part where they sync up and the comments are mad at me

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  • @MiseryCaster
    @MiseryCaster  5 месяцев назад +1824

    I love watching this arc of people saying "Jesus this is long" and then they get to the end and say "I kinda wish it was longer"

    • @omiadera
      @omiadera 5 месяцев назад +53

      do this but with 1% increase and 1% decrease next, itll be at least a 6 hour video

    • @thatwordjr2309
      @thatwordjr2309 5 месяцев назад +22

      I gotta say, the background image you used truly makes a nice touch. Kind of wish it was something more people would (or can) do if they want to use two copies of the same skit.

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 5 месяцев назад +13

      You really have created not the funniest but the most fascinating Steamed Hams meme

    • @Guythatsucksatgames
      @Guythatsucksatgames 4 месяца назад +1

      This is light work. I’ve seen the one hour long steamed hams remake

    • @energypumpkin2054
      @energypumpkin2054 3 месяца назад +6

      Do it with 3 videos and then they won't complain about it being too short

  • @rockyblocky_guy1244
    @rockyblocky_guy1244 5 месяцев назад +4938

    Steamed hams but it approaches both a meaningless infinity and a still eternity

    • @AmalgamJiena
      @AmalgamJiena 5 месяцев назад +131

      Typical day in the paradoxical void

    • @QuakDucc
      @QuakDucc 5 месяцев назад +77

      both versions descend into an existential nightmare

    • @Hijiri_MIRACHION
      @Hijiri_MIRACHION 5 месяцев назад +43

      Steamed Hams but affected by Kaguya Houraisan's ability to manipulate the eternal and instantaneous.

    • @lucasmarshall837
      @lucasmarshall837 5 месяцев назад +20

      Great comment - and I wonder how much it applies to the general SH meme itself

    • @vladimirlenin462
      @vladimirlenin462 5 месяцев назад +10

      Heraclitus vs. Parmenides

  • @bigdumpygaming
    @bigdumpygaming 5 месяцев назад +3496

    31:10 while checking on his roast in the oven, skinner can't help but recall the incident, looping over and over in his mind as if to taunt him for his sins

    • @BurntMemoriesAlt
      @BurntMemoriesAlt 5 месяцев назад +48

      Underrated comment

    • @Leachtenstein
      @Leachtenstein 5 месяцев назад +32

      Is that Aradia?

    • @BetaDude40
      @BetaDude40 5 месяцев назад +93

      This is his punishment for being so delightfully devilish...

    • @BobTheEnderman
      @BobTheEnderman 5 месяцев назад +31

      I like how a dreadful ambience starts to play just as it happens

    • @elizathegamer413
      @elizathegamer413 5 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah looks like robot aradia (the one made by equius) ​@@Leachtenstein

  • @HiddenForbidden2
    @HiddenForbidden2 5 месяцев назад +4425

    The most surprising part about all of this is just how masterfully the two videos somehow keeps avoiding overlapping "Steamed" and "Hams" despite those being the most commonly used words!

    • @agar.7616
      @agar.7616 5 месяцев назад +279

      And yet they matched the hohoho twice

    • @pikminboi9324
      @pikminboi9324 5 месяцев назад +158

      At 22:20 they match both steam and ham

    • @sierracrowe3473
      @sierracrowe3473 5 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@pikminboi9324is your pfp a snail?

    • @Terra_Egg
      @Terra_Egg 5 месяцев назад +20

      @@sierracrowe3473no, I think it’s a bulbo or whatever it’s called from pikmin

    • @absolutemaniac7368
      @absolutemaniac7368 5 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@sierracrowe3473it's a bulborb

  • @Heju__
    @Heju__ 5 месяцев назад +1847

    29:00
    Skinner is SHOCKED and HORRIFIED by The "Speed hams"

    • @RealBond101
      @RealBond101 5 месяцев назад +68

      DeviantART's Reaction Memes be like:

    • @Pokycraftgamer9
      @Pokycraftgamer9 5 месяцев назад +45

      Live Skinner Reaction

    • @thepigeonlady8913
      @thepigeonlady8913 5 месяцев назад +8

      Luh Lloyd?

    • @AGuyNamedAl
      @AGuyNamedAl 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@RealBond101That's Really Accurate.

  • @Endothelial_Cell
    @Endothelial_Cell 5 месяцев назад +2920

    26:14 oven reaction channel
    (oven as in the kitchen appliance)

    • @stickgamingreal
      @stickgamingreal 5 месяцев назад +87

      lmao this comment underrated

    • @Soapromancer
      @Soapromancer 5 месяцев назад +25

      ​@@stickgamingrealthe tine stamp is wrong... how is it underrated

    • @stickgamingreal
      @stickgamingreal 5 месяцев назад +31

      @@Soapromancer it doesn't matter as long it shows an oven, and i made the reply before it had a butt load of likes

    • @Soapromancer
      @Soapromancer 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@stickgamingreal I guess that's fair, but caring about likes is kind of strange. There are so many better measures of worth than how strangers view something.

    • @stickgamingreal
      @stickgamingreal 5 месяцев назад +23

      @@Soapromancer do you know what "underrated" and "overrated" is

  • @CR1MSONACE
    @CR1MSONACE 5 месяцев назад +1390

    Saving time by watching the Speedrun route and frame by frame analysis at the same time

    • @scrungler
      @scrungler 5 месяцев назад +47

      nice pfp

    • @Mr_Chugus_pLaYs
      @Mr_Chugus_pLaYs 5 месяцев назад +21

      @@scrungler you guys both have good pfps.oneshot is one of my favorite games.

    • @nathansos8480
      @nathansos8480 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@scrunglerikr

    • @GIZMOGNOM3
      @GIZMOGNOM3 4 месяца назад +3

      @@scrungler @CR1MSONACE Niko Oneshot siting

    • @joacomalazzo2436
      @joacomalazzo2436 4 месяца назад +4

      I love the fact that everyone who played OneShot has to put Niko as a pfp sooner or later

  • @netaspie
    @netaspie 5 месяцев назад +525

    one tells you an abhorrent past, the other a uncomfortable future

  • @momothemagecat
    @momothemagecat 5 месяцев назад +741

    6:46 "GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?"
    "Aurora Borealis? No"

    • @Demonoob223
      @Demonoob223 5 месяцев назад +49

      “Aurora Borealis!”
      - *SEYMOUR!* “At this time of year”- *THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!* “at this time of day, in this part of the country;” *no mother; it’s just the northern lights.*
      Localized entirely within your kitchen?!

    • @ryanr27
      @ryanr27 5 месяцев назад +11

      Yes!

    • @micah3331
      @micah3331 3 дня назад

      "Can I see it?"
      *well Seymour, you are an odd fellow* "No" *but i must say you steam a good ham!*
      "Seymour the house is on fire!"
      "No mother its just the northern lights!"

  • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
    @imveryangryitsnotbutter 6 месяцев назад +1117

    3:20 - "SEYMOUR! HELP! HELP!!"

  • @guywithglasses_
    @guywithglasses_ 5 месяцев назад +688

    8:01 Gotta love how the song reacts to skinners crazy explanation

    • @joltz..2042
      @joltz..2042 5 месяцев назад +63

      The superintendent went to get his medication

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 5 месяцев назад +37

      @@joltz..2042when he heard skinner's lame exaggerations.

    • @Samuel1234-r8l
      @Samuel1234-r8l 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@asheep7797There will be trouble in town tonight!

    • @baldi6011
      @baldi6011 5 месяцев назад +22

      there will be trouble in tow tonight!

    • @Samuel1234-r8l
      @Samuel1234-r8l 5 месяцев назад +21

      Seeeeeyyymooorrreeee!!!!

  • @DaGredeztGaemr
    @DaGredeztGaemr 5 месяцев назад +858

    25:55 the moment it showed Skinner's oven on the slow one, the fast one started again. It finished the entirety of it before it stopped showing Skinner's oven on the slow one.

    • @DaGredeztGaemr
      @DaGredeztGaemr 5 месяцев назад +46

      It finished the fast one again before Skinner could react to his burnt roast on the slow one

    • @DaGredeztGaemr
      @DaGredeztGaemr 5 месяцев назад +24

      The fast one finished for the third time before Skinner could go off-screen on the slow one

    • @DaGredeztGaemr
      @DaGredeztGaemr 5 месяцев назад +19

      And for the fourth time (for the fast one) before he could open his oven on the slow one

    • @BadGirlTayTayNow
      @BadGirlTayTayNow 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@DaGredeztGaemrbro its not that deep

    • @BadGirlTayTayNow
      @BadGirlTayTayNow 5 месяцев назад

      @@DaGredeztGaemrnobody asked bro

  • @Shadowwolf-1337
    @Shadowwolf-1337 5 месяцев назад +1338

    7:05 but i must say, you steam a good HEEEEEEELLLPPPP

  • @anorbinspace51
    @anorbinspace51 5 месяцев назад +643

    Every time there's a speed change (this is gonna take a while)
    0:03 "Well, Seymore..."
    1:39 "No"
    2:17 "Yes! :)"
    3:05 "Seymore!"
    3:40 "I hope you're..."
    7:16 Frame Matched
    12:01 Frame Matched
    12:33 "Superintendent"
    14:03 "Ho ho ho ho..."
    15:29 Frame Matched
    ---------- 16:54 Halfway mark ----------
    18:21 Frame Matched
    19:46 "Ho ho ho ho..." (x2)
    20:49 Frame Matched
    22:01 "No"
    22:21 "Steam"
    22:22 "Ham"
    22:53 Frame Matched
    23:57 "Despite"
    24:31 Frame Matched
    26:02 Frame Matched
    27:27 Frame Matched
    28:43 Frame Matched
    29:52 Frame Matched
    30:53 Frame Matched
    31:11 Frame Matched
    31:20 Frame Matched
    31:25 Frame Matched
    31:29 Frame Matched
    31:32 Frame Matched
    31:34 Frame Matched
    31:37 Frame Matched
    31:40 Frame Matched
    31:42 Frame Matched
    31:44 Frame Matched
    31:45 Frame Matched
    31:46 Frame Matched
    31:46 Frame Matched
    31:47 Frame Matched
    31:47 Frame Matched
    31:47 Frame Matched
    31:47 Frame Matched
    31:48 Frame Matched
    31:48 Frame Matched
    31:48 e n d
    Took more than 30 mins of my time
    thx

  • @CheDaCheez
    @CheDaCheez 5 месяцев назад +1200

    missed opportunity to have directional audio with each steamed hams playing in the ear of the side it's on

    • @kingcobraarchie
      @kingcobraarchie 5 месяцев назад +146

      I feel like that would've been a pretty quick way to go insane

    • @myithspa25
      @myithspa25 5 месяцев назад +105

      ​@@kingcobraarchieyou aren't ready for mozart and chinese bible at the same time then

    • @kingcobraarchie
      @kingcobraarchie 5 месяцев назад +52

      @@myithspa25 no I've seen it and it's fine because they're completely different. I feel this would make you go insane because they're so close but so off

    • @orbismworldbuilding8428
      @orbismworldbuilding8428 5 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@kingcobraarchie thats why i NEED that version

    • @ed6705
      @ed6705 4 месяца назад +12

      Better yet, split screen it for vr goggles, then play the audio for each on the opposite side

  • @WizzardTelevision
    @WizzardTelevision 5 месяцев назад +658

    27:40 Skinner comes to realize while time still dilates at increasingly larger rates, so does the speed of his memory of the loop. This is the moment he realizes he will spend eons of the same memory replaying over and over in a matter of fractions of nanoseconds, and it will only be a fragment of the suffering he will endure for the rest of eternity.

    • @imbigdumwritingenjoyer5082
      @imbigdumwritingenjoyer5082 5 месяцев назад +18

      GER:

    • @rustyshackleford7660
      @rustyshackleford7660 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@imbigdumwritingenjoyer5082glenmont metro?

    • @doodlespiral7110
      @doodlespiral7110 2 месяца назад +6

      And from the outside, his eternity happens in exactly 33:09.

    • @magmamusic2348
      @magmamusic2348 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@doodlespiral7110
      Skinner is entering the second stage of the eternal loop by 31:48. Beyond this point, any form of consciousness simply cannot be observed from the out-side bounds.
      Kind of like the silhouette of a person crossing the event horizon. To the outside observer your last imprint, the very last reflection of light ever left to mark your existence, freezes in place as you go deeper yet deeper.
      From then on, the mental torture is beyond the comprehension of the uncoditioned human mind. The shaping the brain into something more: another vessel, one capable of conscience that exceeds the known limits of the universe like thermodynamics and the physical barriers. The confinements of reason and existence as a whole are stretched and stretched until they are thin enough to tear anew, forming a new kind of sentience never before experienced by any living being.
      Thus, Seymour is doomed to an eternal (im)mortal coil of pain and endless suffering.

    • @blainetate743
      @blainetate743 Месяц назад

      Aside from about 22:20

  • @iliveintrash5233
    @iliveintrash5233 5 месяцев назад +109

    Steamed Hams but the fabric of reality slowly tears apart as two parallel universes collide, leaving the remnants of what once was in an infinite void without time.

  • @LarryLoud500
    @LarryLoud500 5 месяцев назад +278

    Skinner taking over a full minute to react to his ruined roast got me

  • @nataliexists
    @nataliexists 5 месяцев назад +1122

    28:45 this is when seymour realises hes stuck in a time loop, but its too late. his future has been steamed.

    • @dominikrni
      @dominikrni 5 месяцев назад +30

      Hams

    • @Femme_Snail
      @Femme_Snail 5 месяцев назад +1

      I immediately knew what you were talking about when I saw it

    • @ΤΙΝΜΑΝ
      @ΤΙΝΜΑΝ 4 месяца назад +6

      poser

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN 4 месяца назад

      nice pfp

    • @blackholeguy1529
      @blackholeguy1529 3 месяца назад +2

      @@ΤΙΝΜΑΝ why does the google translator translate this to "to set down"

  • @Endothelial_Cell
    @Endothelial_Cell 5 месяцев назад +486

    This us like watching the DVD logo waiting hit the corner.

  • @treacherous-doctor
    @treacherous-doctor 5 месяцев назад +567

    4:45 was so painfully close to syncing up that it almost makes me mad that they didn't

  • @kingcobraarchie
    @kingcobraarchie 5 месяцев назад +194

    I don't know what i love more, the fact that streamed hams memes are still being made or the fact that i still thoroughly enjoy them

  • @AUG_XZABER
    @AUG_XZABER 5 месяцев назад +143

    30:53 Skinner's forever purgatory. Forced to stare at his ruined roast till the end of time.

    • @robertstevensii4018
      @robertstevensii4018 5 месяцев назад +6

      Armin Tamzarian paying for his sins

    • @evnnxi
      @evnnxi 4 месяца назад +3

      Greek mythology in a nutshell

    • @htsgm
      @htsgm 2 месяца назад +3

      @@evnnxi steakiphus

    • @guywithglasses_
      @guywithglasses_ 2 месяца назад

      ​@@htsgm*steamiphus

  • @Ghiaman1334
    @Ghiaman1334 5 месяцев назад +174

    Anyone else recoil in pain when a sync is missed by the smallest of margins? The same energy as the DVD logo missing the corner hit by a couple pixels

    • @nothingworks1881
      @nothingworks1881 5 месяцев назад +9

      I just wanted aurora borealis to line up, and it was so close so many times

  • @CR1MSONACE
    @CR1MSONACE 5 месяцев назад +169

    To truly watch this video, you need to open it on two tabs, one at 0.25x speed and the other at 2x speed next to each other.

    • @murplecrabb
      @murplecrabb 3 месяца назад

      4 steps ahead of you brother

  • @ProcrastinatingMasaYa
    @ProcrastinatingMasaYa 5 месяцев назад +424

    The faster instance plays Steamed Hames a total of 37 times, or 18 times if you decide not to include the instances where everything is incomprehensible, which starts around 30:55.
    The slower instance plays Steamed Hams a total of 5 times, plus the 15 seconds in the beginning with Seymour's mother and the very drawn-out 15 seconds in the end with the luncheon's humble beginnings (the combined 30 seconds of a 168-second video is around 17.9% of the original video, therefore would be insignificant to count it as part of the total amount).
    Technically speaking, one would have watched 42 instances of Steamed Hams in the entirety of this video.
    This was truly the ultimate Steamed Hams experience.

    • @raeyth_
      @raeyth_ 5 месяцев назад +37

      I do enjoy getting to watch an average of 1.27 Steamed Hams per minute, or roughly 47 seconds each. Given that the average steamed hams video is about 3 minutes long depending on the edit, you get to watch Steamed Hams at almost 4 times efficiency this way!

    • @TheOnlyBloke
      @TheOnlyBloke 5 месяцев назад +24

      The Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything is 42. The Question, then, is clearly, "how many times do you watch Steamed Hams in this video?"

  • @Konfektionery
    @Konfektionery 3 месяца назад +34

    28:44 It was at this moment Skinner becomes aware of a parallel timeline running a infinite loop in tandum with his own timeline's but becomes increasingly helpless to stop the paradox as it leeches his timeline's energy to multiply it's own ad infinitum. From this moment forward, the viewer and Skinner are locked into the _Bad Ending,_ doomed to think over both thier life's choices forever while being so close to fix the source of the paradox itself, the single answer to the entire puzzle, hiding right under thier noses inside the kitchen: the ruined roast. Forever barely within reach, and yet forever out of time.

  • @LordAaronjay
    @LordAaronjay 5 месяцев назад +127

    Two brothers becoming increasingly different and distant as time marches forward

    • @noneofyourbusiness4133
      @noneofyourbusiness4133 5 месяцев назад

      Don’t fricking remind you jerk

    • @enderofbarts
      @enderofbarts 3 месяца назад +3

      Einstein's theory of relativity suggests that if we put one of two identical twins on a spaceship travelling close to the speed of light, they will age at different rates. However one can never reverse the relentless march of time, only slow it down.

  • @Kleebusthefool
    @Kleebusthefool 5 месяцев назад +69

    this is what you see in the steamed hams dimension

    • @nobody08088
      @nobody08088 5 месяцев назад +7

      Except you also see one normal version playing in tandem with the other two

    • @genericgamingprotogen
      @genericgamingprotogen 3 месяца назад +1

      In Luncheon Civilization, nobody steams the clam.

  • @c0zmozys
    @c0zmozys 5 месяцев назад +116

    i got through 23 minutes of this in one sitting before i got distracted
    on my Phone.

    • @mileshopkins2279
      @mileshopkins2279 5 месяцев назад +5

      good job not many people can do that nowadays

  • @Trix_Sharp
    @Trix_Sharp 5 месяцев назад +408

    It's not exactly the point of the humor, but I find it really funny how quickly into the video the "syncing" goes from "an entire phrase" to "a single matched word" and then just gives up and goes "it was the same frame alright!"

  • @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj
    @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj 5 месяцев назад +198

    “I was just…”
    “Having Steamed Clams.”

  • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
    @imveryangryitsnotbutter 6 месяцев назад +470

    Steamed Hams but another Steamed Hams is playing in the bottom right at 90% speed at 50% volume, and whenever both cut to a new shot at the same time, the two Steamed Hams video switch places, speed, and volume.

    • @_Caden
      @_Caden 6 месяцев назад +28

      Steamed Hams but 4 more Steamed Hams are playing in the bottom right at various speeds and 50% volume, and whenever the main video and one of the corner ones cut to a new shot at the same time, the two switch places/roles and speed.

    • @nile6076
      @nile6076 5 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@_Cadensteamed hams but there are 16 videos starting at speeds ranging between 94% and 107% and every time two match frames one of them, chosen based on whether the timestamp of the video is even or odd, takes a number of percent of speed from the other, depending on the index of whichever of the other 14 is currently furthest into the future compared to the two. The video does not end

    • @kingcobraarchie
      @kingcobraarchie 5 месяцев назад +8

      ​​@@nile6076steamed hams but 256 more steamed hams are playing in the corner ranging from 1-256% speed with volumes that, when graphed in order of video speed, form a bell curve and every time two frames match the volume of those frames is averaged out and the videos swap position. It continues until all are playing at the same volume and they all share a matching frame

  • @AlisterBerb
    @AlisterBerb 5 месяцев назад +21

    ... That weird moment when you realize it's brighter than it was before, but you don't know when that happened

  • @EntergeticalakaBot
    @EntergeticalakaBot 5 месяцев назад +38

    I love how this shows one side approaching zero while the other one blows up to infinity

  • @SmattestBobbie248
    @SmattestBobbie248 5 месяцев назад +286

    Alvin & the chipmunks performance vs Google slideshow
    Who will win

  • @HeyItsCettefille
    @HeyItsCettefille 5 месяцев назад +21

    As soon as I saw the premise for this video I was like “oh I won’t sit through 30 minutes of this” and yet here I am listening to the death throes of steamed hams

  • @cicadaenthusiast3954
    @cicadaenthusiast3954 5 месяцев назад +60

    The experience in the last third-ish of the video is really something. watching the steamed hams skit performed in chipmunk voices with things happening at a pace fast enough to be slightly overstimulating. occasionally interrupted by the deeply unnerving rumbling of the slowed down sound effects and speech from the other version

  • @alchemyrecords657
    @alchemyrecords657 5 месяцев назад +26

    This could easily be renamed as "Steamed Hams but it's a polyrhythm"

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 5 месяцев назад +12

    Perspective of an astronaut approaching a black hole as he falls towards one Steamed Hams and away from another.

  • @johngreenaway1472
    @johngreenaway1472 6 месяцев назад +600

    I was hoping the bottom one would start moving backwards.

    • @MotorOilWasTaken
      @MotorOilWasTaken 5 месяцев назад

      Same

    • @alphabetlorefan436
      @alphabetlorefan436 5 месяцев назад

      Same​@@MotorOilWasTaken

    • @boyonyacerus
      @boyonyacerus 5 месяцев назад +1

      your profile reminds me of an old friend ​@@MotorOilWasTaken

    • @MotorOilWasTaken
      @MotorOilWasTaken 5 месяцев назад

      @@boyonyacerus cool

    • @Patralgan
      @Patralgan 3 месяца назад

      Let's pretend the video never ends. It WOULD go in reverse AFTER infinite time

  • @crumbsfor
    @crumbsfor 5 месяцев назад +26

    why does this keep my attention better than an actual important topic

  • @keredsukram5401
    @keredsukram5401 4 месяца назад +14

    This form of media would have been almost entirely incomprehensible 100 years ago. For most of human history, something like this had never existed.

  • @limendime3720
    @limendime3720 5 месяцев назад +54

    This is something you would watch in the post-apocalpyse world. You'd be walking alone, at night. You'd hear strange noises and see a strange blue light coming from the window of a worn down house. You'd quietly slither beneath the window and peer inside. Someone is watching this on two TVs, sitting cross-legged with their back facing you. And then they would spot you in the reflection from one of their screens.

  • @morosepapaya
    @morosepapaya 5 месяцев назад +21

    It's fascinating how quickly the ability to understand what is being said plummets when slowing down. The sped up version was fully comprehensible for 90% of the video

    • @blitzgerald
      @blitzgerald 4 месяца назад

      this is exactly what I was thinking when watching this

  • @walkingpokedex8478
    @walkingpokedex8478 5 месяцев назад +24

    6:47 "Aurora Borealis?" "N o ."

  • @sansthefunnyskeleton8606
    @sansthefunnyskeleton8606 5 месяцев назад +55

    i love the use of the undertale genocide ending at the end, that was golden

  • @gillbates4213
    @gillbates4213 5 месяцев назад +125

    I liked the gradual transition into a horror movie👍

  • @small.clover
    @small.clover 2 месяца назад +3

    It's Thanksgiving break and my leg isn't working normally, perfect time to finally watch this masterpiece
    4:00 Actually sounding devilish with that plan
    17:30 Ok the slowed one just sounds demonic at this point
    22:22 Slow one sounds like lions growling meanwhile the fast one is still perfectly understandable
    26:00 Slow has been unrecognizable for quite some time, while Fast just sounds like chipmunks. Having watched only the final tenth of this when I first found it was quite the foreshadowing for this moment. I'd thought it would've ended a few loops ago, but as I see that door slowly open frame by frame, I know what's coming.
    Well, congratulations Caster. You've done it. You have created the ultimate Steamed Hams edit. There is nowhere left to go from here. The genre has peaked.

  • @angelsartandgaming
    @angelsartandgaming 5 месяцев назад +14

    I like How towards the end, the slowed version just ends up looking like one of those "every single frame of (insert show here) in order" pages.

  • @bobthedragon3643
    @bobthedragon3643 5 месяцев назад +9

    28:57-29:07 I love how the slower one is looking in terror at the one above it, like "dear god what is happening over there"

    • @6sixsins
      @6sixsins 3 месяца назад

      GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?

  • @ValeBridges
    @ValeBridges 5 месяцев назад +55

    3:40 this one actually surprised me

  • @bluehairedemon
    @bluehairedemon 4 месяца назад +6

    I love how the comments either address the horrible horror of the situation or quote funny moments in which lines mash together

  • @jimstone3014
    @jimstone3014 5 месяцев назад +15

    It's interesting how you can understand the fast one far longer than the slow one

  • @DaGoob-q2f
    @DaGoob-q2f 5 месяцев назад +55

    this is just a visualization of their minds in the loop, well atleast the early times.

  • @1colonelsanders
    @1colonelsanders 5 месяцев назад +95

    I was hoping both of Chalmers' reused "Eh--" sounds would sync up. It got really close at 17:14
    Also, I can't believe I watched the whole thing (with plenty of use of the skip forward key)

    • @sierracrowe3473
      @sierracrowe3473 5 месяцев назад

      I kept rewinding

    • @NicNacNooNic
      @NicNacNooNic 5 месяцев назад +3

      bro needed the skip key to get through it

  • @Adam-xf6sq
    @Adam-xf6sq 5 месяцев назад +11

    I like how at the end it becomes a live Seymour reaction to being stuck in slow mo

  • @Wurfenkopf
    @Wurfenkopf 5 месяцев назад +34

    22:55 The sound of the ringbell is so beautiful

  • @lordsmorgasbord2646
    @lordsmorgasbord2646 5 месяцев назад +4

    I'm so glad people are still making stramed hams edits. even happier that people are still watching them

  • @Endothelial_Cell
    @Endothelial_Cell 5 месяцев назад +105

    30:13 the bottom monitor crashed

  • @cie_lch
    @cie_lch 5 месяцев назад +13

    me trying to enjoy my favorite internet meme after the lobotomy:

  • @eighteightl
    @eighteightl 5 месяцев назад +13

    i feel like this video actually made me pay attention to the scenes in the skinner and the superintendent intro

  • @Bento_AUS_3059
    @Bento_AUS_3059 4 месяца назад +9

    I think I've seen Steamed Hams so many times at this point it's starting to warp my mind.
    The definition of brainrot.

  • @xyntercept
    @xyntercept 5 месяцев назад +21

    One thing I like to imagine about the original Steamed Hams short is that Seymour went into Krusty Burger and desperately asked for steamed clams. It would fit his character perfectly

  • @jonaut5705
    @jonaut5705 5 месяцев назад +4

    I like that as the left one gets slower, over time you can start to hear the individual vibrations of the voice actor's voicebox

  • @qwertypc_game17
    @qwertypc_game17 5 месяцев назад +121

    honestly the one at 4:10 sounds so on point it might as well be in there lol /lh

    • @DOGBOUND1128
      @DOGBOUND1128 5 месяцев назад +18

      "For "Steamed Hams"..."
      "G U R G"

  • @SteveMacSticky
    @SteveMacSticky 5 месяцев назад +10

    I watched this the whole way through entirely without a break

  • @nucg5040
    @nucg5040 5 месяцев назад +69

    every time the jingle comes around on the slowdown clip it just sounds more and more like something you would hear in a horror movie

  • @Brown-Dude47
    @Brown-Dude47 5 месяцев назад +271

    God this is long!...
    But have you ever watched something that feels like visual white noise but is enough engaging to keep it watching?
    And then you feel like its hypnotizing you to the point you feel you get into a trance and your mind gets blank?
    All this without looking away the screen and you start to passively think about whats on the screen like some sort of meditation?
    Well... this videos is certainly one of those things

    • @MiseryCaster
      @MiseryCaster  5 месяцев назад +40

      I believe the kids call it an ADHD trap! and yes I went through the same phenomenon several times while making this

    • @Detectivesnowpea
      @Detectivesnowpea 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@MiseryCasteris that good or bad

    • @MiseryCaster
      @MiseryCaster  5 месяцев назад +10

      @@Detectivesnowpea it means I have ADHD so neutral I guess

    • @facundoramirez-ux6fo
      @facundoramirez-ux6fo 5 месяцев назад +1

      Well yeah, sort of

    • @LON009
      @LON009 4 месяца назад

      Some Terrence Malick films are like that.

  • @goodboi7026
    @goodboi7026 5 месяцев назад +22

    30:56 is when it REALLY starts to kick in. Thank me later.

  • @erikm8373
    @erikm8373 17 часов назад +1

    "Watch this, Lisa, you can actually pinpoint the second his roast is ruined"

  • @MisterBrick42
    @MisterBrick42 5 месяцев назад +64

    11:25 door opens at the same time

  • @hrgjblv
    @hrgjblv 5 месяцев назад +13

    this might be one of the best videos i’ve ever seen, i lose it every time i hear a slightly higher pitched chalmers say “well seymour, i made it”

  • @DarthGardens
    @DarthGardens 5 месяцев назад +2

    They were always born to find each other… i think thats so beautiful. Even when the laws of time are altered, they will still find a way to meet eye to eye. Beautiful

  • @Kayclau
    @Kayclau 4 месяца назад +2

    I love it when the speed are different enough that you can actually listen to both at the same time without getting confused.

  • @danix30001
    @danix30001 5 месяцев назад +29

    4:46 there's a satisfyingly synchronized "No"

  • @Doggenhead
    @Doggenhead 5 месяцев назад +6

    why is nobody talking about how perfect of a frame match 11:59 is

  • @stuff31
    @stuff31 5 месяцев назад +8

    It's like watching Shaun of the Dead and noticing all the scenes and moments repeating throughout the movie

  • @jakespacepiratee3740
    @jakespacepiratee3740 2 месяца назад +2

    31:10 this to the ending is so genuinely good. The look of deep concern on Skinners face, it’s like the right footage speeding up, is in his mind, and he is realizing that he’s had this unforgettable luncheon with Superibtendant a Uptillionth times….and it will never end. It’s like something out of Black Mirror.

  • @chucklesthelegend7305
    @chucklesthelegend7305 4 месяца назад +4

    This felt like a little morsel of eternity
    Only 30 minutes long but by the end I felt like an ancient forest guardian watching the eons of civilization coalesce and fall to ruin as predictably as the ticking of a clock

  • @Alex-gx5vh
    @Alex-gx5vh 2 месяца назад +1

    Existence does not determine ham, it only determines if it is steamed.
    -Sun Tzu

  • @andrewtwilliams
    @andrewtwilliams 5 месяцев назад +2

    That was thirty minutes of my life. I laughed, I cried… I questioned how I spent my time. 10/10, would watch again.

  • @billytheblender7286
    @billytheblender7286 5 месяцев назад +30

    D O O R B E L L 7:17

  • @brayanxd4547
    @brayanxd4547 5 месяцев назад +67

    7:08 They didnt sync for so little...

  • @EndlessNamelessEN
    @EndlessNamelessEN 4 месяца назад +2

    the frame matched into eternity really got my ham steamin’

  • @DaGredeztGaemr
    @DaGredeztGaemr 5 месяцев назад +29

    23:19 the faster one finished almost 1.5 Steamed Hams clips before, on the slow one, Skinner even entered his kitchen.

  • @leibrunson5158
    @leibrunson5158 4 месяца назад +2

    Skinner is a very good liar, actually. Thinks on his feet, doesn’t sweat or hesitate, comes across as sincere. Very good.

  • @Noah-Huntsmann
    @Noah-Huntsmann 3 месяца назад +3

    You slowly descend into the mouth of the event horizon, disguised as an unassuming kitchen of west American design. A man stands still, staring into the reaches of his lit oven. As you gaze, you notice something… despite clearly being burnt, the fire upon the ham remains stagnant and unmoving.

  • @eggsnham.
    @eggsnham. 4 месяца назад +5

    2:32 both seymours hold the same pose standing next to the left side of a door

  • @The_Hanged-Man
    @The_Hanged-Man 5 месяцев назад +3

    There's also a point that is the experience of a chipmunk narrating Steamed Hams™ while there's a big creature with the stomach growling.

  • @infernaldisdain8051
    @infernaldisdain8051 5 месяцев назад +17

    Made in Heaven! Moody Blues!

  • @DarthGardens
    @DarthGardens 5 месяцев назад +5

    Aka “one steamed ham’s video becomes a submautica audio horror and the other becomes alvin and the chipmunks”

  • @griffinski8978
    @griffinski8978 5 месяцев назад +5

    Skinner must look at his roast until the end of time

  • @hectorwho34251
    @hectorwho34251 2 месяца назад

    I love the magical science of spontaneous synchronization.

  • @MidnightIrisGrr
    @MidnightIrisGrr 5 месяцев назад +15

    The hell that this is to watch this as viewer is nothing compared to the hell the author experienced painstakingly putting this together.

  • @lefriendlyneighborhoodgigachad
    @lefriendlyneighborhoodgigachad 2 месяца назад

    Skinner was not surprised because his roast was ruined. He was hurried to make it to the oven on time, knowing it would be the last time he'd ever see his roast.

  • @billiboi122
    @billiboi122 5 месяцев назад +1

    Did i just watch 30 minutes of steamed hams on repeat? Yes, yes i did.

  • @-Quakkerz
    @-Quakkerz 2 месяца назад +1

    its funny to hear skinner’s theme while in the middle of the other steamed hams

  • @FUTURE.PERFECT_
    @FUTURE.PERFECT_ 4 месяца назад +2

    not enough people are acknowledging just how pleasing the hatched background from the skinner and chalmers theme is to look at

  • @datguyfoss3915
    @datguyfoss3915 3 месяца назад +1

    This went from another surprisingly entertaining gimmick to becoming the agonizing Steamed Hams version of waiting to see the DVD logo bounce into the corner around the seven minute mark.