I gotta say, the background image you used truly makes a nice touch. Kind of wish it was something more people would (or can) do if they want to use two copies of the same skit.
31:10 while checking on his roast in the oven, skinner can't help but recall the incident, looping over and over in his mind as if to taunt him for his sins
@@stickgamingreal I guess that's fair, but caring about likes is kind of strange. There are so many better measures of worth than how strangers view something.
The most surprising part about all of this is just how masterfully the two videos somehow keeps avoiding overlapping "Steamed" and "Hams" despite those being the most commonly used words!
“Aurora Borealis!”- *SEYMOUR!* At this time of year- *THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!* at this time of day, “no mother; it’s just the northern lights.” Localized entirely within your kitchen?!
25:55 the moment it showed Skinner's oven on the slow one, the fast one started again. It finished the entirety of it before it stopped showing Skinner's oven on the slow one.
27:40 Skinner comes to realize while time still dilates at increasingly larger rates, so does the speed of his memory of the loop. This is the moment he realizes he will spend eons of the same memory replaying over and over in a matter of fractions of nanoseconds, and it will only be a fragment of the suffering he will endure for the rest of eternity.
@@myithspa25 no I've seen it and it's fine because they're completely different. I feel this would make you go insane because they're so close but so off
The faster instance plays Steamed Hames a total of 37 times, or 18 times if you decide not to include the instances where everything is incomprehensible, which starts around 30:55. The slower instance plays Steamed Hams a total of 5 times, plus the 15 seconds in the beginning with Seymour's mother and the very drawn-out 15 seconds in the end with the luncheon's humble beginnings (the combined 30 seconds of a 168-second video is around 17.9% of the original video, therefore would be insignificant to count it as part of the total amount). Technically speaking, one would have watched 42 instances of Steamed Hams in the entirety of this video. This was truly the ultimate Steamed Hams experience.
I do enjoy getting to watch an average of 1.27 Steamed Hams per minute, or roughly 47 seconds each. Given that the average steamed hams video is about 3 minutes long depending on the edit, you get to watch Steamed Hams at almost 4 times efficiency this way!
Steamed Hams but the fabric of reality slowly tears apart as two parallel universes collide, leaving the remnants of what once was in an infinite void without time.
Einstein's theory of relativity suggests that if we put one of two identical twins on a spaceship travelling close to the speed of light, they will age at different rates. However one can never reverse the relentless march of time, only slow it down.
It's not exactly the point of the humor, but I find it really funny how quickly into the video the "syncing" goes from "an entire phrase" to "a single matched word" and then just gives up and goes "it was the same frame alright!"
The experience in the last third-ish of the video is really something. watching the steamed hams skit performed in chipmunk voices with things happening at a pace fast enough to be slightly overstimulating. occasionally interrupted by the deeply unnerving rumbling of the slowed down sound effects and speech from the other version
Steamed Hams but another Steamed Hams is playing in the bottom right at 90% speed at 50% volume, and whenever both cut to a new shot at the same time, the two Steamed Hams video switch places, speed, and volume.
Steamed Hams but 4 more Steamed Hams are playing in the bottom right at various speeds and 50% volume, and whenever the main video and one of the corner ones cut to a new shot at the same time, the two switch places/roles and speed.
@@_Cadensteamed hams but there are 16 videos starting at speeds ranging between 94% and 107% and every time two match frames one of them, chosen based on whether the timestamp of the video is even or odd, takes a number of percent of speed from the other, depending on the index of whichever of the other 14 is currently furthest into the future compared to the two. The video does not end
@@nile6076steamed hams but 256 more steamed hams are playing in the corner ranging from 1-256% speed with volumes that, when graphed in order of video speed, form a bell curve and every time two frames match the volume of those frames is averaged out and the videos swap position. It continues until all are playing at the same volume and they all share a matching frame
God this is long!... But have you ever watched something that feels like visual white noise but is enough engaging to keep it watching? And then you feel like its hypnotizing you to the point you feel you get into a trance and your mind gets blank? All this without looking away the screen and you start to passively think about whats on the screen like some sort of meditation? Well... this videos is certainly one of those things
It's fascinating how quickly the ability to understand what is being said plummets when slowing down. The sped up version was fully comprehensible for 90% of the video
As soon as I saw the premise for this video I was like “oh I won’t sit through 30 minutes of this” and yet here I am listening to the death throes of steamed hams
This is something you would watch in the post-apocalpyse world. You'd be walking alone, at night. You'd hear strange noises and see a strange blue light coming from the window of a worn down house. You'd quietly slither beneath the window and peer inside. Someone is watching this on two TVs, sitting cross-legged with their back facing you. And then they would spot you in the reflection from one of their screens.
I was hoping both of Chalmers' reused "Eh--" sounds would sync up. It got really close at 17:14 Also, I can't believe I watched the whole thing (with plenty of use of the skip forward key)
28:44 It was at this moment Skinner becomes aware of a parallel timeline running a infinite loop in tandum with his own timeline's but becomes increasingly helpless to stop the paradox as it leeches his timeline's energy to multiply it's own ad infinitum. From this moment forward, the viewer and Skinner are locked into the _Bad Ending,_ doomed to think over both thier life's choices forever while being so close to fix the source of the paradox itself, the single answer to the entire puzzle, hiding right under thier noses inside the kitchen: the ruined roast. Forever barely within reach, and yet forever out of time.
One thing I like to imagine about the original Steamed Hams short is that Seymour went into Krusty Burger and desperately asked for steamed clams. It would fit his character perfectly
They were always born to find each other… i think thats so beautiful. Even when the laws of time are altered, they will still find a way to meet eye to eye. Beautiful
Could you please make "Steamed Hams, but Skinner can't catch his breath" where, before and after every sentence, Skinner does the gasp from when he goes "GASP Oh, Egads! My roast is ruined!"?
This felt like a little morsel of eternity Only 30 minutes long but by the end I felt like an ancient forest guardian watching the eons of civilization coalesce and fall to ruin as predictably as the ticking of a clock
This video makes me acutely aware of how the three shaggy strands of hair on Skinner's head seem to have a mind of their own, considering how they're drawn differently on every frame where he's moving, and they're almost emotive, splaying out when he's surprised, shimmying back and forth when he's almost caught on a lie...
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I love watching this arc of people saying "Jesus this is long" and then they get to the end and say "I kinda wish it was longer"
do this but with 1% increase and 1% decrease next, itll be at least a 6 hour video
I gotta say, the background image you used truly makes a nice touch. Kind of wish it was something more people would (or can) do if they want to use two copies of the same skit.
You really have created not the funniest but the most fascinating Steamed Hams meme
This is light work. I’ve seen the one hour long steamed hams remake
Do it with 3 videos and then they won't complain about it being too short
Steamed hams but it approaches both a meaningless infinity and a still eternity
Typical day in the paradoxical void
both versions descend into an existential nightmare
Steamed Hams but affected by Kaguya Houraisan's ability to manipulate the eternal and instantaneous.
Great comment - and I wonder how much it applies to the general SH meme itself
Heraclitus vs. Parmenides
31:10 while checking on his roast in the oven, skinner can't help but recall the incident, looping over and over in his mind as if to taunt him for his sins
Underrated comment
Is that Aradia?
This is his punishment for being so delightfully devilish...
I like how a dreadful ambience starts to play just as it happens
Yeah looks like robot aradia (the one made by equius) @@Leachtenstein
26:14 oven reaction channel
lmao this comment underrated
@@stickgamingrealthe tine stamp is wrong... how is it underrated
@@Soapromancer it doesn't matter as long it shows an oven, and i made the reply before it had a butt load of likes
@@stickgamingreal I guess that's fair, but caring about likes is kind of strange. There are so many better measures of worth than how strangers view something.
@@Soapromancer do you know what "underrated" and "overrated" is
29:00
Skinner is SHOCKED and HORRIFIED by The "Speed hams"
DeviantART's Reaction Memes be like:
Live Skinner Reaction
Luh Lloyd?
@@Bond101_StudiosThat's Really Accurate.
The most surprising part about all of this is just how masterfully the two videos somehow keeps avoiding overlapping "Steamed" and "Hams" despite those being the most commonly used words!
And yet they matched the hohoho twice
At 22:20 they match both steam and ham
@@pikminboi9324is your pfp a snail?
@@sierracrowe3473no, I think it’s a bulbo or whatever it’s called from pikmin
@@sierracrowe3473it's a bulborb
7:05 but i must say, you steam a good HEEEEEEELLLPPPP
Haha
Tf2 characters when you press e
Heelp heeelp HEEELP HEEELP
@@goodie2goodie1wouldn't it be c + 1?
You already know im obsessed with it
28:45 this is when seymour realises hes stuck in a time loop, but its too late. his future has been steamed.
Hams
I immediately knew what you were talking about when I saw it
poser
nice pfp
@@no-one-1 why does the google translator translate this to "to set down"
3:20 - "SEYMOUR! HELP! HELP!!"
If only that was actually accounted for.
😂
6:46 "GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?"
"Aurora Borealis? No"
“Aurora Borealis!”- *SEYMOUR!* At this time of year- *THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!* at this time of day, “no mother; it’s just the northern lights.”
Localized entirely within your kitchen?!
Yes!
Every time there's a speed change (this is gonna take a while)
0:03 "Well, Seymore..."
1:39 "No"
2:17 "Yes! :)"
3:05 "Seymore!"
3:40 "I hope you're..."
7:16 Frame Matched
12:01 Frame Matched
12:33 "Superintendent"
14:03 "Ho ho ho ho..."
15:29 Frame Matched
---------- 16:54 Halfway mark ----------
18:21 Frame Matched
19:46 "Ho ho ho ho..." (x2)
20:49 Frame Matched
22:01 "No"
22:21 "Steam"
22:22 "Ham"
22:53 Frame Matched
23:57 "Despite"
24:31 Frame Matched
26:02 Frame Matched
27:27 Frame Matched
28:43 Frame Matched
29:52 Frame Matched
30:53 Frame Matched
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31:48 e n d
Took more than 30 mins of my time
thx
32:20
I was disappointed that it didn't get real slow on a word like "steam"
I've been waiting for this ever since it came out. Thank you!
F R A M E M A T C H E D
33:01 epic reference
Saving time by watching the Speedrun route and frame by frame analysis at the same time
nice pfp
@@scrungler you guys both have good pfps.oneshot is one of my favorite games.
@@scrunglerikr
@@scrungler @CR1MSONACE Niko Oneshot siting
I love the fact that everyone who played OneShot has to put Niko as a pfp sooner or later
25:55 the moment it showed Skinner's oven on the slow one, the fast one started again. It finished the entirety of it before it stopped showing Skinner's oven on the slow one.
It finished the fast one again before Skinner could react to his burnt roast on the slow one
The fast one finished for the third time before Skinner could go off-screen on the slow one
And for the fourth time (for the fast one) before he could open his oven on the slow one
@@HeWillBeComingbro its not that deep
@@HeWillBeComingnobody asked bro
one tells you an abhorrent past, the other a uncomfortable future
27:40 Skinner comes to realize while time still dilates at increasingly larger rates, so does the speed of his memory of the loop. This is the moment he realizes he will spend eons of the same memory replaying over and over in a matter of fractions of nanoseconds, and it will only be a fragment of the suffering he will endure for the rest of eternity.
GER:
@@imbigdumwritingenjoyer5082glenmont metro?
8:01 Gotta love how the song reacts to skinners crazy explanation
The superintendent went to get his medication
@@joltz..2042when he heard skinner's lame exaggerations.
@@asheep7797There will be trouble in town tonight!
there will be trouble in tow tonight!
Seeeeeyyymooorrreeee!!!!
missed opportunity to have directional audio with each steamed hams playing in the ear of the side it's on
I feel like that would've been a pretty quick way to go insane
@@kingcobraarchieyou aren't ready for mozart and chinese bible at the same time then
@@myithspa25 no I've seen it and it's fine because they're completely different. I feel this would make you go insane because they're so close but so off
@@kingcobraarchie thats why i NEED that version
Better yet, split screen it for vr goggles, then play the audio for each on the opposite side
4:45 was so painfully close to syncing up that it almost makes me mad that they didn't
Skinner taking over a full minute to react to his ruined roast got me
The faster instance plays Steamed Hames a total of 37 times, or 18 times if you decide not to include the instances where everything is incomprehensible, which starts around 30:55.
The slower instance plays Steamed Hams a total of 5 times, plus the 15 seconds in the beginning with Seymour's mother and the very drawn-out 15 seconds in the end with the luncheon's humble beginnings (the combined 30 seconds of a 168-second video is around 17.9% of the original video, therefore would be insignificant to count it as part of the total amount).
Technically speaking, one would have watched 42 instances of Steamed Hams in the entirety of this video.
This was truly the ultimate Steamed Hams experience.
I do enjoy getting to watch an average of 1.27 Steamed Hams per minute, or roughly 47 seconds each. Given that the average steamed hams video is about 3 minutes long depending on the edit, you get to watch Steamed Hams at almost 4 times efficiency this way!
The Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything is 42. The Question, then, is clearly, "how many times do you watch Steamed Hams in this video?"
To truly watch this video, you need to open it on two tabs, one at 0.25x speed and the other at 2x speed next to each other.
4 steps ahead of you brother
Steamed Hams but the fabric of reality slowly tears apart as two parallel universes collide, leaving the remnants of what once was in an infinite void without time.
This us like watching the DVD logo waiting hit the corner.
30:53 Skinner's forever purgatory. Forced to endlessly staring at his ruined roast.
Armin Tamzarian paying for his sins
Greek mythology in a nutshell
I don't know what i love more, the fact that streamed hams memes are still being made or the fact that i still thoroughly enjoy them
Two brothers becoming increasingly different and distant as time marches forward
Don’t fricking remind you jerk
Einstein's theory of relativity suggests that if we put one of two identical twins on a spaceship travelling close to the speed of light, they will age at different rates. However one can never reverse the relentless march of time, only slow it down.
Alvin & the chipmunks performance vs Google slideshow
Who will win
Anyone else recoil in pain when a sync is missed by the smallest of margins? The same energy as the DVD logo missing the corner hit by a couple pixels
I just wanted aurora borealis to line up, and it was so close so many times
It's not exactly the point of the humor, but I find it really funny how quickly into the video the "syncing" goes from "an entire phrase" to "a single matched word" and then just gives up and goes "it was the same frame alright!"
The experience in the last third-ish of the video is really something. watching the steamed hams skit performed in chipmunk voices with things happening at a pace fast enough to be slightly overstimulating. occasionally interrupted by the deeply unnerving rumbling of the slowed down sound effects and speech from the other version
“I was just…”
“Having Steamed Clams.”
Steamed Hams but another Steamed Hams is playing in the bottom right at 90% speed at 50% volume, and whenever both cut to a new shot at the same time, the two Steamed Hams video switch places, speed, and volume.
Steamed Hams but 4 more Steamed Hams are playing in the bottom right at various speeds and 50% volume, and whenever the main video and one of the corner ones cut to a new shot at the same time, the two switch places/roles and speed.
@@_Cadensteamed hams but there are 16 videos starting at speeds ranging between 94% and 107% and every time two match frames one of them, chosen based on whether the timestamp of the video is even or odd, takes a number of percent of speed from the other, depending on the index of whichever of the other 14 is currently furthest into the future compared to the two. The video does not end
@@nile6076steamed hams but 256 more steamed hams are playing in the corner ranging from 1-256% speed with volumes that, when graphed in order of video speed, form a bell curve and every time two frames match the volume of those frames is averaged out and the videos swap position. It continues until all are playing at the same volume and they all share a matching frame
this is what you see in the steamed hams dimension
Except you also see one normal version playing in tandem with the other two
In Luncheon Civilization, nobody steams the clam.
I was hoping the bottom one would start moving backwards.
Same
Same@@MotorOil3
your profile reminds me of an old friend @@MotorOil3
@@boyonyacerus cool
Let's pretend the video never ends. It WOULD go in reverse AFTER infinite time
i got through 23 minutes of this in one sitting before i got distracted
on my Phone.
good job not many people can do that nowadays
God this is long!...
But have you ever watched something that feels like visual white noise but is enough engaging to keep it watching?
And then you feel like its hypnotizing you to the point you feel you get into a trance and your mind gets blank?
All this without looking away the screen and you start to passively think about whats on the screen like some sort of meditation?
Well... this videos is certainly one of those things
I believe the kids call it an ADHD trap! and yes I went through the same phenomenon several times while making this
@@MiseryCasteris that good or bad
@@Detectivesnowpea it means I have ADHD so neutral I guess
Well yeah, sort of
Some Terrence Malick films are like that.
It's fascinating how quickly the ability to understand what is being said plummets when slowing down. The sped up version was fully comprehensible for 90% of the video
this is exactly what I was thinking when watching this
I love how this shows one side approaching zero while the other one blows up to infinity
... That weird moment when you realize it's brighter than it was before, but you don't know when that happened
why does this keep my attention better than an actual important topic
honestly the one at 4:10 sounds so on point it might as well be in there lol /lh
"For "Steamed Hams"..."
"G U R G"
As soon as I saw the premise for this video I was like “oh I won’t sit through 30 minutes of this” and yet here I am listening to the death throes of steamed hams
3:40 this one actually surprised me
30:13 the bottom monitor crashed
30:55 you see your reflection in the monitor
31:47 you start having a panic attack
33:01 you die from a heart attack
@@cell-morninglory kira?
@@cell-morningloryyou good? That went dark😂
This is something you would watch in the post-apocalpyse world. You'd be walking alone, at night. You'd hear strange noises and see a strange blue light coming from the window of a worn down house. You'd quietly slither beneath the window and peer inside. Someone is watching this on two TVs, sitting cross-legged with their back facing you. And then they would spot you in the reflection from one of their screens.
i love the use of the undertale genocide ending at the end, that was golden
6:47 "Aurora Borealis?" "N o ."
I was hoping both of Chalmers' reused "Eh--" sounds would sync up. It got really close at 17:14
Also, I can't believe I watched the whole thing (with plenty of use of the skip forward key)
I kept rewinding
bro needed the skip key to get through it
This could easily be renamed as "Steamed Hams but it's a polyrhythm"
I liked the gradual transition into a horror movie👍
I love how the comments either address the horrible horror of the situation or quote funny moments in which lines mash together
30:56 is when it REALLY starts to kick in. Thank me later.
11:25 door opens at the same time
😝🤤
@@greenkitty1 me when
@@kodahyphenleeme when the me when me
I think I've seen Steamed Hams so many times at this point it's starting to warp my mind.
The definition of brainrot.
7:08 They didnt sync for so little...
It's interesting how you can understand the fast one far longer than the slow one
this is just a visualization of their minds in the loop, well atleast the early times.
Perspective of an astronaut approaching a black hole as he falls towards one Steamed Hams and away from another.
I’d argue both videos said “superintendent” at 12:17
OH YE GODS I DIDN'T ACCOUNT FOR THE THEME SONG LYRICS
22:55 The sound of the ringbell is so beautiful
true
I like How towards the end, the slowed version just ends up looking like one of those "every single frame of (insert show here) in order" pages.
I like how at the end it becomes a live Seymour reaction to being stuck in slow mo
28:44 It was at this moment Skinner becomes aware of a parallel timeline running a infinite loop in tandum with his own timeline's but becomes increasingly helpless to stop the paradox as it leeches his timeline's energy to multiply it's own ad infinitum. From this moment forward, the viewer and Skinner are locked into the _Bad Ending,_ doomed to think over both thier life's choices forever while being so close to fix the source of the paradox itself, the single answer to the entire puzzle, hiding right under thier noses inside the kitchen: the ruined roast. Forever barely within reach, and yet forever out of time.
this might be one of the best videos i’ve ever seen, i lose it every time i hear a slightly higher pitched chalmers say “well seymour, i made it”
me trying to enjoy my favorite internet meme after the lobotomy:
The hell that this is to watch this as viewer is nothing compared to the hell the author experienced painstakingly putting this together.
I'm so glad people are still making stramed hams edits. even happier that people are still watching them
This form of media would have been almost entirely incomprehensible 100 years ago. For most of human history, something like this had never existed.
4:46 there's a satisfyingly synchronized "No"
he said Oh
i feel like this video actually made me pay attention to the scenes in the skinner and the superintendent intro
D O O R B E L L 7:17
One thing I like to imagine about the original Steamed Hams short is that Seymour went into Krusty Burger and desperately asked for steamed clams. It would fit his character perfectly
They were always born to find each other… i think thats so beautiful. Even when the laws of time are altered, they will still find a way to meet eye to eye. Beautiful
23:19 the faster one finished almost 1.5 Steamed Hams clips before, on the slow one, Skinner even entered his kitchen.
There's a My Little Pony fanfiction series that this reminds me of, believe it or not
drop the fic 👀
every time the jingle comes around on the slowdown clip it just sounds more and more like something you would hear in a horror movie
why is nobody talking about how perfect of a frame match 11:59 is
Yeah idk about this one
me neither
28:57-29:07 I love how the slower one is looking in terror at the one above it, like "dear god what is happening over there"
GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?
I watched this the whole way through entirely without a break
It's like watching Shaun of the Dead and noticing all the scenes and moments repeating throughout the movie
the frame matched into eternity really got my ham steamin’
There's also a point that is the experience of a chipmunk narrating Steamed Hams™ while there's a big creature with the stomach growling.
Could you please make "Steamed Hams, but Skinner can't catch his breath" where, before and after every sentence, Skinner does the gasp from when he goes "GASP Oh, Egads! My roast is ruined!"?
I got you lol
Why do you want to give Seymour asthma?
@@BurntMemoriesAlt4 weeks.
This felt like a little morsel of eternity
Only 30 minutes long but by the end I felt like an ancient forest guardian watching the eons of civilization coalesce and fall to ruin as predictably as the ticking of a clock
Skinner must look at his roast until the end of time
That was thirty minutes of my life. I laughed, I cried… I questioned how I spent my time. 10/10, would watch again.
not enough people are acknowledging just how pleasing the hatched background from the skinner and chalmers theme is to look at
Skinner is a very good liar, actually. Thinks on his feet, doesn’t sweat or hesitate, comes across as sincere. Very good.
This video makes me acutely aware of how the three shaggy strands of hair on Skinner's head seem to have a mind of their own, considering how they're drawn differently on every frame where he's moving, and they're almost emotive, splaying out when he's surprised, shimmying back and forth when he's almost caught on a lie...
Aka “one steamed ham’s video becomes a submautica audio horror and the other becomes alvin and the chipmunks”
Well Seymore,
Ho ho ho
@@agnestennisberg4314Delightfully devilish, Seymour
speedrun skips are getting crazy
@@super13343HELP!!! HELP!!! *seymour gives awkward thumbsup.*
I've made it,
SEYMOOOOUR!!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE FABRIC OF TIME!!!
Oh it's not fabric of time. It's steam from yet another steamed hams video. Mmmm steamed hams video.
@@Patralgan Really? You destroyed an important fabric of the UNIVERSE and it's only steam?
@@abxy_real_official_since2020 yes!
Made in Heaven! Moody Blues!
31:27 Ludicrous speed, GO!
They say a broken clock is right twice a day so what the hell is this?
I love it when the speed are different enough that you can actually listen to both at the same time without getting confused.
Wow. This really was a Two Steamed Hams' but one speeds up and one slows down every time they sync up uncannily.
Use this video to trick your MK Ultra programming into activating early.
I like that as the left one gets slower, over time you can start to hear the individual vibrations of the voice actor's voicebox