omg daz i’m so proud of you and how far you’ve come literally i remember watching you on vine when u had barely any people watching and i’m just so proud of you wow. 💖💖 dazzlers foreverrrrrr!!!!💞
Purdy Face at my old place in macron when I was like 5 there was a smoke alarm that would say house clear and blink a green light and once it’s battery was low and it says in a slow rough deep voice BATTERY LOW and flashed a ref light I dead ass thought it was gonna murder me by pushing me off the bunk bed ( my mother lived with me ) and I screamed and cried screaming and my grandma rushed in and got me and papa got the smoke alarm and everything was normal tho I was traumatized.
Bruh, me and my siblings got the first few that were released yk the ones that malfunction. And i was so fucking scared to have it in my room at night cause it'd go off at random. Even in the daytime i was too scared to be around it🤣
I lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up top the dude, punched him straight in the face. No one does that to a girl, not on my watch.
Also, that Wickedbone thing is ridiculous. For one thing, if you don't have the time or can't be bothered to *make* time to spend with your pet, why have a pet in the first place? Second, I'm sorry, but most dogs I've met would either destroy that thing or be utterly terrified of it.
Yeah I do admit it's a bit ridiculous but it does work for dogs like mine who have been through emotional trauma and is deathly afraid of going on walks. We've tried but he gets anxiety attacks when we try so devices like these definitely do help. But I do agree that most dogs will break it without a thought
@@ombrenightcores That's because it's an average, it takes into account the number of children of every family and then divides it by the number of families that were on a sample, it isn't saying that literally those families have a 0.89 of a child, lmao
My mom had a similar experience with those story telling bears. She was laying in her bed and the Bear was in the closet, the bear started to malfunction and started talking randomly but it didn’t sound normal it was like a dark deep voice she thought the devil was in her closet-
The second video reminds me of the time my uncle said "do you remember sex?" to his wife while looking at me at my husband. She just laughed and said no. Lol 😁
Lizzy Lang Some kid through a smaller type of Basketball (same material) at my dog, and my dog ended up catching it and his teeth just went straight through it.... the kid was heart broken.
Lizzy Lang we keep our dogs downstairs and their free to go to the frontyard n back , and up the stairs but not inside . so we always keep in mind that we have to put our stuff inside the house and not forgetting it outside . bcs otherwise .. it will be broken in a minute . and sometimes my dogs even does the grocery for us , when we leave home , they get out of the gate , meet their friends , find a garbage bin and get stuff out of it , like diapers and expired grocery , and it goes into our house .
That baby carrier was genius I baby sit by niece and nephew alot and I can tell you ITS DEFINITELY STRAINING to hold a baby most of the day. It's so straining on your back and hips AND IM NOT EVEN A MOM so I cant imagine what my sister goes through. But yeah I think that one was genuinely a genius invention very simple and easy to operate. 10/10 from me.
Daz you are my favourite RUclipsr. You've helped me through all my times in which I've felt lost in my own mind by just being funny. You're videos have inspired me to be a more positive person. I don't think my depression will ever leave but at least your videos keep a smile on my face when I need one most.
Has anyone seen the Simpsons movie when there escaping on those monkey climbers and homer gets tangled? That would be me when my mates come and check on me hoisting up that rope on a tree
" I suffer from low fun levels" YES, ITS CALLED DEPRESSION!!
And anxiety..And boredom...
its a joke
You watch key and perle to
That amazing profile pic says other wise beautiful
Low levels of fun isnt depression
“Does it go on your dong ding?!”😂🤣 I love Daz!
Omg
“Does it go on your dong ding”
Love Daz more
Dong ding? English people. English.😅 I didn’t mean to sound mean.
Little miss strawberry lady /Strawberry girl 101 lmaooo😂
@@lilstrawberry_lady so you must think we all talk like that, go get an education please. 🤦🏼♀️
Daz: why am I not on the voice?
Me: THE MUSIC INDUSTRY IS NOT READY FOR YOUR FABULOUSNESS!
Dazzling TeaParty 😂😂 amen!! Too much amazingness in one man.
Dazzling TeaParty OMG YES 😂😂👏🏼👏🏼
Too true! 😂😂
He's too dazzling! He'd kill them with fabulousness!! XD
MiserableMayonnaise you mean everyone!?
*"so if you spank it, it freaks out"*
Guy in ad: „remember fun?“
Me in 2020, solemnly looking out the window: “you speak of a time long ago”
😂😂😂
Lmao right
Lol
Imagine 2022...
Well it's 2022, WWIII is getting on the verge of becoming Reality, and Fun can still be had... With Videogames and a Hand on a DongDing...
In 2024 we are still, indeed, trying to remember fun
Me as a dog- *No, just leave me alone Stop trying to make me get up. I’m not playing with that witchcraft bone.*
The ASIAN TEACHER same
The ASIAN TEACHER smashes phone on the ground
That dog me is in the morning when I am still too tired to get up and my older brother tries to get me to look at something. Fuck that! Lol
The ASIAN TEA
The ASIAN TEACHER same
omg daz i’m so proud of you and how far you’ve come literally i remember watching you on vine when u had barely any people watching and i’m just so proud of you wow. 💖💖 dazzlers foreverrrrrr!!!!💞
Aly Baker samee
Hell yass
ill still like it even if its 2 years ago
Yes
"I thought the bear was possessed by the Devil" 😂😂😂
Heaven's Dark Angel i was reading that as he said it 😂😂😂
Imani Lee lol 😂
It sounded like it😂
I had the Mickey Mouse one.
Heaven's Dark Angel aNd ThEy AlL lIVeD hApPiLlY eVeR aFtEr
"I would literally look like a bag of potatoes hanging from a tree" 😂
I never related to something more 😆
"and I've had two and a half daughter's" *points to stomach*
Daz: whAT WHERES THE OTHER HALF
4:11 i remember i had a furby toy and i was playing with it and the batrery was draining and it scared the shit out of me
Purdy Face at my old place in macron when I was like 5 there was a smoke alarm that would say house clear and blink a green light and once it’s battery was low and it says in a slow rough deep voice BATTERY LOW and flashed a ref light I dead ass thought it was gonna murder me by pushing me off the bunk bed ( my mother lived with me ) and I screamed and cried screaming and my grandma rushed in and got me and papa got the smoke alarm and everything was normal tho I was traumatized.
Purdy Face Maxton North Carolina sorry
@@gachagerbil3088 lol i live in nc
That happened to me and I actually made a cross out of pencils and threw it at the furby.......
Bruh, me and my siblings got the first few that were released yk the ones that malfunction. And i was so fucking scared to have it in my room at night cause it'd go off at random. Even in the daytime i was too scared to be around it🤣
I lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up top the dude, punched him straight in the face. No one does that to a girl, not on my watch.
XD 👌
R H it took me ages to get this joke but ahaha oml
R H
LITERALLY NOT ON YOUR WATCH XD
Nolm The Fish... if you think thats dark. check out r/darkjokes on reddit. those are dark.
Yeah because that's completely original.....
I died of laughter when he talked about the bear😂😂😂😂😂
Patrick Is God oof I played it back so I could keep laughing
Same
I did too😂
"IT'S POSSESSED!!"
same i replayed it so many times
Same
The foam battles is something you would play when you're drunk 😂🤣🤣
You used foam? Me and my buddies used tree limbs and sucked up the pain with more alcohol
"Does it actually go on your DInG doNG" *in jungkooks voice* 😂😂
Omg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
wait you died 70 years ago wtf Speedwagon
I would be the half daughter 😂😂😂😂
Omg same, no wonder I'm the less loved sibling in my family😭😭😭💀💀☠
omfg HAHAHHAHA
Omg same
Same tbh
Its the good kush!
this is the dollar store how good can it be
Carfan 1 😂😂
Carfan 1 road work ahead? Uh yeah I sure hope it does
lol
nisa rojas 😂😂😅😅
Hurricane *KATRINA* , more like hurricane *TORTILLA*
Also, that Wickedbone thing is ridiculous. For one thing, if you don't have the time or can't be bothered to *make* time to spend with your pet, why have a pet in the first place?
Second, I'm sorry, but most dogs I've met would either destroy that thing or be utterly terrified of it.
Yeah I do admit it's a bit ridiculous but it does work for dogs like mine who have been through emotional trauma and is deathly afraid of going on walks. We've tried but he gets anxiety attacks when we try so devices like these definitely do help. But I do agree that most dogs will break it without a thought
Lyrica Silvan so true 😂😂😂
I'm subscribed
This is most very true
Lyrica Silvan trrrrrrueee
*MUM, DAD!! HE’S POSSESSED!!!*
I died 😂 😂 🤣
This happened to me and I’m 11 and still recovering from it
Keeps me awake thinking of at 11:30 in the night 🤫😅😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣👍🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫
so did the bear... im sorry
I didn’t think anyone else thought that was funny I’m glad it’s not just me
My mom: Who is Daz Games?
Me: He is the creator of the hole...
My mom: O: univers?
Me: Vine.
My mom: ... that is GREAT.
Ordering my daz merch tomorrow!!!!❤❤❤cant wait
Angel jenkins i would get youtuber merch
but its in dollars soooo
Angel jenkins I can't afford merch
🎶"I WANNA SWING FROM MY CEILING!"🎶
*WHAT A DAZZLING VOICE!* U DESERVE A TROPHY 🏆
Thestella Fox Indeed he does 👏🏼👏🏼
He deserves a million trophies and of course... *clears throat* A TEA PARRRTYY
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕
DAZ DON'T EVER CHANGE
.....NEVER
he changed
o shit he changed again
again wow
another time guys he changed
damn sorry dude he's changed millions of times today already
+Kraans
😂😂😂
why dose he have so many fabulous clothes
Drawing Freek a
you sound like my dad, dont ever grow up or "DONT EVER FUCKING CHANGE YOU LITTLE SHIT".
i dont like my dad
Casey Games sounds like you have daddy issues eh?
I love how daz is so self confident about himself
Girl: hi I’m a mother of 2 and a half daughters
Daz:what where’s the other half of the girl
Yep….. that’s what he said….
She said it while gesturing towards her stomach too 😭
the first one would be better for a cat tbh
Katie the only problem is if you bought it for a cat they would sit in the box instead,and ignore it, or run away terrified
Katie no
Luke yes that’s what all my cats would probably do 😂
very true
But....its.....a bone
You have half a daughter 😂😂
poppy j rose oh I died laughing at that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I even snorted
I had a textbook that said “The average French family has 1.89 children” once
@@ombrenightcores That's because it's an average, it takes into account the number of children of every family and then divides it by the number of families that were on a sample, it isn't saying that literally those families have a 0.89 of a child, lmao
As soon as I saw this comment daz said that
“You’ll have to stretch it pretty far for me” *sips Pepsi* 😂😂
😂😂😂
Christi Emberton I was reading this well he said that 😂😂😂😂😂
6:37 The way he said "He looks terrified" Lmao
WHEN U TOLD THE STORY OF THE BEAR, I'M SCREAMING
7:50
2 years ago but.. pfp source? Research purposes of course.
What if you don’t have friends?
How does the foam thing work.
u can’t just beat yourself up with a noodle
i beg to differ
Literally made me lol
Correction: You can, but people may refer you to a therapist.
I could
..or could you..?
12:48
A....a hammock?...
Fire Fly that's exactly what I'm thinking?
A portable hammock
My mom had a similar experience with those story telling bears. She was laying in her bed and the Bear was in the closet, the bear started to malfunction and started talking randomly but it didn’t sound normal it was like a dark deep voice she thought the devil was in her closet-
"I had a Teddy Ruxpin!" That. Explains. EVERYTHING.
The second video reminds me of the time my uncle said "do you remember sex?" to his wife while looking at me at my husband. She just laughed and said no. Lol 😁
10:20 When you get home two girls and a pair of legs run up to meet you at the door
I'm late but you need more likes
The kickstarters are back stay dazzling hah
Am I the only one who thinks Daz actually has singing potential?
no becuse i do to
Daz: I ain’t ready to go back to prison
Me: w-what...when did this happen
Yeah I wanna know? Has he really been to prison? If so what for? Lol
@@LMCSM No it was a joke.
13:11, holy crap dude!!! Your singing voice is amazing!
4:19 almost died of laughter lol
Zion Ricks
Same lol
Same haha
I got high a second later
Same
Zion Ricks same
”Does it Actually goes on your ding-dong?” 😂🤣
The real question xD
14:56 “if I don’t see no boobs then I’m unsubbing”
That’s what is says right?
Cuz that’s a mood
Cold Hands yes it does
Its Suga not Sugar
Oml
"do you wear it on your dong ding" - daz 2018
Do you though?
That’s wouldn’t be very convenient, if that’s true.
is it just me of when daz sais "swinggggg: it was really good
I had one of those story telling bears and it creeped me out so much that I threw it out the window.
Clu -ee I had something similar, but the bish was motion activated. Just... imagine...
Scarlet the Umbreon oh gosh that’s terrifying.
Clu -ee parents found it quite humorous. ThEy'Ll NeVeR uNdErStAnD
y E e T
Clu -ee LOL I hate that bear and that image is fucking hilarious
So proud of how far you have come daz!:)
This is the best channel... Ever.
Lizzie Watts idc what people say, you are spitting straight facts
Me being so late :
Daz : thank you for 2 million
Me: Jesus , I am late he is at 3 million
Now he's at four I'm am extremely late
Now it’s at 5 I’m mega late
5.5 even more late
5.6 can't get any more late
5.73
Daz, thank you so much for posting content, it’s crazy how you came for little to nothing to this. It’s amazing how much your videos matter to me ❤
i had such a scary dream about you yesterday and i'm still afraid
Max King what was it
Max King what was it?
umm same.....
How can u have a nightmare of Daz I MEAN IT'S DAZ!!!!
Same here, it scared me for life
I've been watching ur videos all morning lol.
I love daz
Don't we all
Daz: I’m not ready to go back to prison
My mom: ohh, that’s the guy robbed McDonalds
I genuinely wheezed at this
The way he said "I thought my teddy was possessed by the devil" 😂😂
Daz: I want to swing from a tree in the woods.
Me: LOGAN PAULE WHERE YOU AT
Mr: Generic oh . My . God .
oh shit
Mr: Generic oof
OOF
Allie Cf21 MEGA OOF
The 2 and a half daughter part with your reaction was my everything 😂😂
“Two and a half? You have half a daughter?”
I’m dying 😂🤣😂😂
it’s 5 a.m and i’m rewatching all the older daz and i love it ❤️ glad to see you haven’t changed a bit, still the funniest person on earth
I started dying of laughter and when he was telling the bear story 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
On the second one all they had to do was drive to the dollar store down the street and get a pool noodle cut it in half and there you go.
Pretty much
YES A DAZ VIDEO ALWAYS GONNA BE HERE ON TIME MAN I GET SO HYPED GOT UR VIDEOS
My dog broke a cricket ball which is supposed to be almost impossible....so...
Lizzy Lang Some kid through a smaller type of Basketball (same material) at my dog, and my dog ended up catching it and his teeth just went straight through it.... the kid was heart broken.
Lizzy Lang my dog will chew through anything
Lizzy Lang we keep our dogs downstairs and their free to go to the frontyard n back , and up the stairs but not inside . so we always keep in mind that we have to put our stuff inside the house and not forgetting it outside . bcs otherwise .. it will be broken in a minute . and sometimes my dogs even does the grocery for us , when we leave home , they get out of the gate , meet their friends , find a garbage bin and get stuff out of it , like diapers and expired grocery , and it goes into our house .
I rescued a wolf german shepherd and she ate a tank mud flap and a hummer wheel no toys are chew proof with her..
my dog ate a hole in the wall
That baby carrier was genius I baby sit by niece and nephew alot and I can tell you ITS DEFINITELY STRAINING to hold a baby most of the day. It's so straining on your back and hips AND IM NOT EVEN A MOM so I cant imagine what my sister goes through. But yeah I think that one was genuinely a genius invention very simple and easy to operate. 10/10 from me.
8:56 screw ding dong daz here just goes DONG DING
STEVEN HAWKINGS COULDNT EVEN CRACK
😂that part about looking at your watch while having sex
i started laughing before the video even started
3:27 I died when he said the teddy batteries drained and he screamed the house down 😂😂😂
“She needs” DID you JUST ASSUME THE DOGS GENDER?!
Still coming back to this series and it felt like yesterday but now Daz is on 5 mil
Hey Daz I love ❤️ you sooo much. You really make my day.🤗
TIME FOR A TEA PARTY
the bronylike superchannel Yas
ON IT!
☕☕☕☕☕
☕☕☕☕☕🍵🍵☕☕☕
Thank you for this birthday present! Congrats on two million!
Omg I had a furby when I was little and once it started dying it sounded like a grown mans voice and it scared me so bad, so I relate to the bear
My favorite part of this whole video 9:57 😂😂😂😂
" *Do you wear it... **_On yOUr DoNG dINg ?_* "
YASS KICKSTARTERS!!!!
My ad:did a sheep ever attack a man?
Daz:take it for a walk THEN
Daz : OMG that baby *in deep voice * looks terrified 🤣🤣😂😂 I laughed my ass off after that ❤️❤️❤️
Daz you are my favourite RUclipsr. You've helped me through all my times in which I've felt lost in my own mind by just being funny. You're videos have inspired me to be a more positive person. I don't think my depression will ever leave but at least your videos keep a smile on my face when I need one most.
Your reactions are always gold I'm
Speaking of bringing series back when is the next Sims 4 episode going to be
TUSH BABY WAS ON SHARK TANK lol pretty sure she got a deal for it too. I think it's genius!
Daz you are truly a gift from the higher powers, to show us they want us to be happy.
4:32 is A MOOD
I had one of those teddys to... i broke the mouth and it scarred my older brother for life.... he still hates teddy bears XD
Quite the shit nugget Kickstarters have we here, dont we?
Some are fine though.
"PICK IT UP!!!" Omfg I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I literally jumped 😂
“I would look like a bag of potatoes hanging from a tree”
MEEEE
Has anyone seen the Simpsons movie when there escaping on those monkey climbers and homer gets tangled? That would be me when my mates come and check on me hoisting up that rope on a tree
"Me, I would litterally look like a bag of potatoes hanging of a tree"
Me: * chokes on air*
Lmfaoo 😂
Samee
0:46 I can’t stand it it looks like my dog as a little puppy it’s so cute it’s like déjà vu for me
4:01 I laughed so hard 😂😂it was epic!
Who else just likes to rewatch Daz's videos for entertainment because they're all so good?
I had a Furby once that went fully bezerk when I was younger. Never quite recovered from it. 😂
OMG I LOVE UR SHIRT ITS FABULOUS where’d u get it
Also u earned a new dazzler I got my friend to watch u and she loves ur vids
“So if you spank it then it will freak out”😂😂😂buy a woman instead because they both do the same thing 😂😂😂
"Buy a woman"
Bit of bad phrasing??
I am the only one who thinks that daz is more react channel than games? 😂😂😂
It's 5 years later and the baby one is now everywhere 🥺
When he sang I wanna swing from my ceiling sounded awesome