Please enjoy the 'King Of Comedy' Bernard Manning in one of his very best shows! Don't forget to check out the remaining parts of the show in my videos!
I used to run the co op in wythenshawe im from Pakistan and went to the embassy club every weekend with my cousin and Bernard was an absolute gentleman and a legend . God bless my mate
He took the piss out of everyone no matter what colour if it is funny it's funny please don't be offended in any way it's differences between us people that turn ugly for no reason ❤
Bernard i met you you many times when you were on at the talk of the north that my dad Roy Mozley owed. You were brilliant true star on stage and off stage a true gentlemen. God Bless and never forgotten. John
I know that Bernard was a Brilliant & Absolutely Hilarious comedian! I'm Asian and Love his jokes, he has me in stitches!! You DON'T get comedian's like him anymore! R.I.P to a Great man & Comedian.
Yes he was a fantastic comedy act and everyone loved him. My wife went to see him and when she came home.She told me she wanted to go to the toilet but didn't dare to go because everyone who left there seat during the act got the full on insults but that was just his style and in reality he was a nice guy. I am so glad you enjoyed him too.
Had the pleasure of seeing this great man on north pier at Blackpool many years ago, sadly never in his own Embassy club. I can say I cried laughing, true honest stand up, quick fire one liners, not like the rubbish we have today with an hour story ending in one slightly funny quip. Bernard was one of the greatest, thanks for the laughs big man, in the good old days, before this country of ours fell flat and lost its identity, I'm so glad I was born in the times that I was to appreciate this incredible talent!!
absolute manchester legend me and my mates in the early 90s had so many great nights in the embassy club in harpurhey near moston a very rough part of manchester but what a fantastic night manning would give you sadly missed and never forgotten
remember him stood outside the embassy club on our way home to rochdale when we beat utd 5-1 88/89 all the city pippin there horns at him ....... top fella
@Jensen Di Mateo Hi Jensen. Not at all a Michael Mcintire fan. Bernard Manning was fine in his day for what really amounted to silly schoolboy jikes with swearing thrown in. Each to their own. Stay safe
@@DigitalDaffodil arrhhh bless you-!! for the deluded ,left-wing dictatorial ,bolshevic ,woke snowflake brigade have crawled out from their swamps and posted their usual juvenile ,boring comments about Bernard being racist !! clearly its YOU who isnt quite mentally right !!
As a Mancunian ( and lifelong Blues fan ) whose lived a long way from Manchester for nearly 40 years, think Bernard my best connection with the City I loved.
Bernard Manning was actually a really kind man. He quietly contributed to the local charities in his area plus paid for treatment for sick children. This only came out after he passed away. I believe he was of the Jewish faith as well, back in his family but I only heard this and cannot be sure.
I saw Bernard Manning 3 times... he was not racist; he joked about ALL races, including white people... his timing was PERFECT... he could teach the so called 'comedians' of today a few things... like how to be funny.
Saw the show where a babyfaced bloke was sitting having a drink. Bernard said "are those your milk teeth? The guy just burst out laughing!! A great comedian 🌟
Bernard bought me and my mate a pasty in greggs in the 90's. Used to see him with his bodyguards driving about in a big Cadillac. True manchester and comedy legend.
Tribute to bernard ,,,,,,,,BLACK FELLA WALKS INTO A BAR WI TH A PARROTT ON HIS SHOULDER,,,,,,,, BARMAN SAYS WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? PARROTT SAYS AFRICA,,,,,,, THERES FUCKIN MILLIONS OF EM RIP ,,BERBARD🏆
@@veraw1221 that "joke" is exactly why I don't like these types of comics, I really dislike racism, and actually for me the best comedy is where the comedian aims upwards ie people in power etc ,not making minority communities the punchline.
I ran into our local chemists . " asking through gritted teeth " ...... have you got anything for the shits ? ........ The pharmacist replied . No but have you tried " Boots's !? ...... I replied there No good the shit comes out the ...... " The lace -holes " ...... 😂😂
The absolute master of the put-down. Apparently he had Joan Rivers swearing blue murder because he just batted everything she said right back at her; she'd never had anyone do that before. My personal favourite was his take on Jimmy Tarbuck. "About as funny as a burning orphanage"
@@beatleswereblues Went to see Russell in 2009, left with my belly hurting, I can assure you he's a comedian. If you don't like somebody, don't watch them. I think Noel Fielding is as funny as a fart at a funeral, so I don't watch him.
Great guy,great comedian, we need humour like oxygen at the moment. Innocent laughs, take a joke as a joke or you'll lead a very sad life(as the great man once said) . True gentleman and family man with decent values.
Greengrocer and jeweller are moaning about shoplifters; "I had a box of fruit stolen today, that was 90 oranges" "Gee I feel a bit better now. I had a tray of rings swiped, but that was only 24 carats"
I'm unfortunately bunched into a group called 'millennials'. They seem to be chronically offended in regard to absolutely everything that incorporates any sort of humour whatsoever. I wish I was this age around 30 years ago when people could actually have a laugh and enjoy comedy by the likes of Bernard Manning; what an icon. People today can't laugh unless a joke is 100% politically correct, adheres to health and safety standards, offers a compensation scheme in case it's not to your taste, and gives you a free lolly (sugar free, of course) if you still aren't happy with the overall experience of the joke. Absolute fucking pansies.
went to the Vegas in Blackpool last year and the comedy was so funny, just like the 70s , what a hoot that night was, everyone was having fun and loved it
What a Comedy Legend. So funny. I love the way Bernard reacted to the PC brigade. That they could kiss his Ass. He never wavered or changed his act. Good on him i say. R.I.P
Amazing how many people come on here and say how unfunny Bernard was in a clip which is about 30/35 years old. How stupid is that? Then some call him a coward and refer to his 'yellow streak'. Well if you were brave enough to say that to his face (when he was living) he'd have shown you who the coward really was, after ripping you to shreds verbally. A real coward is someone who attacks the character of someone who cannot defend themselves.
So we can't criticise Hitler because he's also dead and can't defend himself? What an idiotic comment. People are entitled to their own opinion. If it isn't the same as yours then you'll have to just learn to deal with it.
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I used to run the co op in wythenshawe im from Pakistan and went to the embassy club every weekend with my cousin and Bernard was an absolute gentleman and a legend . God bless my mate
He took the piss out of everyone no matter what colour if it is funny it's funny please don't be offended in any way it's differences between us people that turn ugly for no reason ❤
Lovely story, proves racism is false . I am Irish and I hated him growing up fat bastard
Are you the guys that were there in the post becks Beckham night.
I'm irish and I also love him
Hasn't the funeral business been doing well lately....
R.I.P. Bernard. You were a class act - and much missed.
Bernard i met you you many times when you were on at the talk of the north that my dad Roy Mozley owed. You were brilliant true star on stage and off stage a true gentlemen. God Bless and never forgotten. John
That Falklands gags gets me every time
His delivery was second to none
I know that Bernard was a Brilliant & Absolutely Hilarious comedian! I'm Asian and Love his jokes, he has me in stitches!! You DON'T get comedian's like him anymore! R.I.P to a Great man & Comedian.
Thankfully you realise that the man tells jokes about every fucker, I’m a scouser and he tells jokes about Liverpool, I laugh my bollocks off at them.
6 bge
Cheaper gags
You're right. My mum's Italian and he did some Italian jokes - absolutely hilarious 😂
Yes he was a fantastic comedy act and everyone loved him.
My wife went to see him and when she came home.She told me she wanted to go to the toilet but didn't dare to go because everyone who left there seat during the act got the full on insults but that was just his style and in reality he was a nice guy.
I am so glad you enjoyed him too.
Real comedy. Nobody cried, nobody died
Bernard was bloody hilarious. A damn site more funny than the vast majority of so-called-comedians these days.
Best old school comedian they will ever be RIP my old pal
i worked a nightclub in the 80 s and Bernard was on for a hour and a half he had the punter's Crying with Laughter a Complete Genuine Funny Man
THE greatest comedian off all time!!!! Sir Bernard ❤
Must be.
Of!
😊😊@@johnmanning5568
Very funny man they can't stop us laughing
One of the best comedians of all time, back in those days when you could laugh at a joke without being called racist..🤣
Love this guy. from a 33 year old middleton born now living in Australia. i will pass this on to my kids
Did you tell him that
Fantastic stuff
Aside from the gags themselves,the delivery is stunning!! Timing is perfect,just a really funny guy.
Back to watch again on Bernard's birthday absolute legend
Had the pleasure of seeing this great man on north pier at Blackpool many years ago, sadly never in his own Embassy club. I can say I cried laughing, true honest stand up, quick fire one liners, not like the rubbish we have today with an hour story ending in one slightly funny quip. Bernard was one of the greatest, thanks for the laughs big man, in the good old days, before this country of ours fell flat and lost its identity, I'm so glad I was born in the times that I was to appreciate this incredible talent!!
what a pathetic comment
Now we have Nish Kumar. What the hell happened to British comedy
@@UniqueSundialsNish Kumar. As funny as aids in an orphanage
This is our people enjoying themselves
absolute manchester legend me and my mates in the early 90s had so many great nights in the embassy club in harpurhey near moston a very rough part of manchester but what a fantastic night manning would give you sadly missed and never forgotten
remember him stood outside the embassy club on our way home to rochdale when we beat utd 5-1 88/89 all the city pippin there horns at him ....... top fella
One of the best comics who ever graced the stage. Outstanding comic timing & delivery.
Don't make me laugh! Oh, on second thoughts, please do. Cos that man didn't
@Jensen Di Mateo Hi Jensen. Not at all a Michael Mcintire fan. Bernard Manning was fine in his day for what really amounted to silly schoolboy jikes with swearing thrown in.
Each to their own.
Stay safe
Will Murphy each to their own.
Brilliant comedic timing & what a relaxed style.✊
I saw Bernard live many times......he was perceptive, intelligent and very very kind........it was only an act.......he cared about people
Shame he was a massive racist 😢
Mentally, he wasn’t right bless him xx
@@DigitalDaffodilpack it in woman
@@JustDaniel6764 I have a large penis actually
@@notafanofem pardon?
@@DigitalDaffodil arrhhh bless you-!! for the deluded ,left-wing dictatorial ,bolshevic ,woke snowflake brigade have crawled out from their swamps and posted their usual juvenile ,boring comments about Bernard being racist !! clearly its YOU who isnt quite mentally right !!
Brings back reality...it's a long time I've had a smile on me face..
As a Mancunian ( and lifelong Blues fan ) whose lived a long way from Manchester for nearly 40 years, think Bernard my best connection with the City I loved.
Bernard Manning was actually a really kind man. He quietly contributed to the local charities in his area plus paid for treatment for sick children. This only came out after he passed away. I believe he was of the Jewish faith as well, back in his family but I only heard this and cannot be sure.
Perfect. Love this man, he is a genius of comedy ........
Manning and chubby brown 2 of the best comics this country has ever produced. Bernard was a big influence on chubbs
But the difference was Bernard was funny.
the the crocodile joke is a classic though
RIP Bernard! I miss you and your fantastic humour!
He was a Christian joker
One of my favourite all time comediens. Bernard Manning was all a stand up should be: bloody funny. Godbless you Bernard 👍
Disgraceful Childish language Disgraceful comment
Long live Bernard Manning Screw Political Correctness that is destroying the world.
we can't go upsetting our "guests can we" we've lost Pans People Legs & C/o and page three.
@@arfurchance10 WELL---THE LIST IS ENDLESS OLD PAL
Comments like that makes you look like the biggest snowflake in history.
Very good delivery
I saw Bernard Manning 3 times... he was not racist; he joked about ALL races, including white people... his timing was PERFECT...
he could teach the so called 'comedians' of today a few things... like how to be funny.
Racism aside, he's just not funny. We expect more from comedians these days, and his comedy doesn't stand the test of time.
Spot on mate. Bernard was top of his game. 😂 😂
@@ravenst11 Listen to this twat. Lonlier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert. 😊😊
@@ravenst11 YOU OBVIOSLY AREN'T AWARE, THAT YOUR SCULL HAS BEEN SCRAPED OUT, AND THE SNOWFLAKE CHIPBOARD INCERTED---A LOST CAUSE
I agree with raven, just not funny, definitely need a lot more than quick fire crap
Sadly missed one of the true Comedy greats!
The Golden Days ❤ 🇬🇧
absolutely fantastic , he was one of the best, he could bring a tear to a glass eye
Saw the show where a babyfaced bloke was sitting having a drink. Bernard said "are those your milk teeth? The guy just burst out laughing!! A great comedian 🌟
Or talk one to sleep 😂
The likes of which we will never see again.
Thank God..
Love this guys Jokes, 1 of the all time greats.
How long have you been in love with him
Bernard bought me and my mate a pasty in greggs in the 90's. Used to see him with his bodyguards driving about in a big Cadillac. True manchester and comedy legend.
Great story. He used to come up to smiths in Rochdale and bought loads of pies. Sold em in his club.
Tribute to bernard ,,,,,,,,BLACK FELLA WALKS INTO A BAR WI TH A PARROTT ON HIS SHOULDER,,,,,,,,
BARMAN SAYS WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
PARROTT SAYS AFRICA,,,,,,, THERES FUCKIN MILLIONS OF EM
RIP ,,BERBARD🏆
@@veraw1221 that "joke" is exactly why I don't like these types of comics, I really dislike racism, and actually for me the best comedy is where the comedian aims upwards ie people in power etc ,not making minority communities the punchline.
Why would he need bodyguards? Was he likely to become the victim of an attack
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Bernard Mannings life mattered
I'm absolutely howling 😂😂😂
Legend of the highest order when it came to Uk comedy Rip to the great man, Remember him on James 🐋 Whales Radio shows over the years
Brilliant !!!
Best stand up comedian ever ,it was show business and absolutely class at that.
The very best, 👏👏
Bernard at his best.
Different times. Makes me laugh
YEAH, SHAME LAUGHING IS BANNED NOW, IN THIS NWO DYSTOPIAN NIGHTMARE
Wokey Ness on its way out....
Absolutely brilliant and hilarious 😂 couldn't stop laughing 😂 every one enjoying themselves ... those were the days 👍
LONG LIVE THE MEMORIES OF THE 1970s
I ran into our local chemists . " asking through gritted teeth " ...... have you got anything for the shits ? ........ The pharmacist replied . No but have you tried " Boots's !? ...... I replied there No good the shit comes out the ...... " The lace -holes " ...... 😂😂
Forgot how good he was! :-)
The absolute master of the put-down. Apparently he had Joan Rivers swearing blue murder because he just batted everything she said right back at her; she'd never had anyone do that before.
My personal favourite was his take on Jimmy Tarbuck. "About as funny as a burning orphanage"
Now that's funny!
I think in some ways Manning was the ultimate anti prejudice and revolutionary act going - beneath the surface.
A comedy legend!!
....and Ireland. He is loved here too.
Quality comedy , quality comedian :)
Quite simply the best
He's Brilliant..i hate that people like Mcintrye and Russell Howard are considered 'Top Comedians' I hate this Generation and i'm only 22.
WELL SAID , YOU'RE A HONEST PERSON
You must have an IQ of 1 for that reply
Russel Howard is certainly no comedian
@@beatleswereblues and as for Michael McIntyre...........
@@beatleswereblues Went to see Russell in 2009, left with my belly hurting, I can assure you he's a comedian. If you don't like somebody, don't watch them. I think Noel Fielding is as funny as a fart at a funeral, so I don't watch him.
he was quality. and a fellow mancunian
Every joke is hilarious! Its not about any subject actually, its called comedy, humour and great timing!
pure class,what more can i say.
Great guy,great comedian, we need humour like oxygen at the moment. Innocent laughs, take a joke as a joke or you'll lead a very sad life(as the great man once said) . True gentleman and family man with decent values.
Crocodile joke: just the best!!
A great Manchester comedy talent and great comedian his like or talent will never be matched or equalled even after his passing RIP bernard manning
In the good old days of proper uncensored comedy ....PC destroyed humour in this country
🥱
Absolutely magnificent 😊
best comedian ever period
People today need to realise it's all fun... Then comics can go all out like Bernard here.
Proper old school
Comedy😂
RIP big Man,Comedy genius!!!!!
Nonsense comment
watched every manning video out there...the best comedian ever
Best comedian ever.
Greengrocer and jeweller are moaning about shoplifters; "I had a box of fruit stolen today, that was 90 oranges" "Gee I feel a bit better now. I had a tray of rings swiped, but that was only 24 carats"
The good old days when you could call a spade a spade :-)
IS THAT ALL ?
While most other people were calling it a fookin' shovel.
I'm unfortunately bunched into a group called 'millennials'. They seem to be chronically offended in regard to absolutely everything that incorporates any sort of humour whatsoever. I wish I was this age around 30 years ago when people could actually have a laugh and enjoy comedy by the likes of Bernard Manning; what an icon.
People today can't laugh unless a joke is 100% politically correct, adheres to health and safety standards, offers a compensation scheme in case it's not to your taste, and gives you a free lolly (sugar free, of course) if you still aren't happy with the overall experience of the joke.
Absolute fucking pansies.
Samuel Coffey is
@JCBAirmaster73 sums it up perfectly
It came up on my feed, I listened, I did not laugh, I left. This man was vile
Millions of people, hahahaha, now that's funny.
So are a lot of Lefty liberals. Swearing and being odious are not the same thing.
pure class
I am glad he does not have to see the Africans tearing down the statues or defacing the monument to Churchill.
The Irish joke's 🤣🤣🤣🤣
They don't make 'em like this no more, fella!
THE master gag teller, none better...
A true legend.
Great
went to the Vegas in Blackpool last year and the comedy was so funny, just like the 70s , what a hoot that night was, everyone was having fun and loved it
Is it cold in the ground, Bernard?
'I tell jokes. You never take a joke seriously'
Bernard manning one of the best stand up comedians ever RiP Bernard manning.
BM Manc legend!
well said!
Becky he said,youre a f@cking jinx,so funny
What a Comedy Legend. So funny.
I love the way Bernard reacted to the PC brigade.
That they could kiss his Ass.
He never wavered or changed his act.
Good on him i say. R.I.P
Are you still in love with him ?
Brilliant comedian, if you couldn't laugh at Bernard you must have been either totally miserable by nature, or made of stone.
R.I.P
Reminds me of my Grandad
best comedian ever
Agree, Chubby is false, Bernard was the guy next door
Without doubt 👍👍🇬🇧🤪
I remember Bernard, I laughed, he is a funny chap
Amazing how many people come on here and say how unfunny Bernard was in a clip which is about 30/35 years old. How stupid is that? Then some call him a coward and refer to his 'yellow streak'. Well if you were brave enough to say that to his face (when he was living) he'd have shown you who the coward really was, after ripping you to shreds verbally. A real coward is someone who attacks the character of someone who cannot defend themselves.
tonyu49
Well said Tony.
So we can't criticise Hitler because he's also dead and can't defend himself? What an idiotic comment. People are entitled to their own opinion. If it isn't the same as yours then you'll have to just learn to deal with it.
@@ravenst11 You're a fool. German Kabaret lampooned Hitler all the time - until he came to power and banned it.
Can't beat it🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌
Good old Bernard, put a smile on ya face with thoughs gags, hilarious excellent delivery, in the top league for sure. 👍
WHEN COMICS WERE REAL COMICS
Brilliant comedian one of the best
Great singing voice 👏
One of the best comedians ever