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  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 6 месяцев назад +6772

    "Have you heard about this crazy CEO?"
    "Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"

    • @georgecostanza712
      @georgecostanza712 6 месяцев назад +60

      Lol, based Blight.

    • @Whiterunguard455
      @Whiterunguard455 6 месяцев назад +100

      "Hey have you heard about the RUclipsr who talked with a child "
      "DO YOU HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN?"

    • @Kanemusic2k24
      @Kanemusic2k24 6 месяцев назад

      fuck with dr fat nuts i got a feature with zillakami and drake

    • @Enjoyurble
      @Enjoyurble 6 месяцев назад +5

      Williamrises

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@Enjoyurble Falling is just rising towards Earth.

  • @tastywater_
    @tastywater_ 6 месяцев назад +8228

    "She does a podcast with her eyes closed to talk to spirits and said Hitler wasn't bad." Truly one of the sentences of all time cooked up by humankind.

    • @dnmitch
      @dnmitch 6 месяцев назад +47

      Within Charlie finishing that sentence I knew Scent Bird was over.

    • @bawbehh
      @bawbehh 6 месяцев назад +16

      you see it's funny because you leave out the crucial context of what kind of sentence it was, therein lies the comedy because it's a nonsensical statement without it

    • @ChildishGambeaner
      @ChildishGambeaner 6 месяцев назад +2

      "truly one of the sentences hurr durr I'm so funny and original"

    • @inudachicken6528
      @inudachicken6528 6 месяцев назад +40

      @@bawbehh 9:40 thats literally what she dose tho...

    • @bmbk4725
      @bmbk4725 6 месяцев назад +42

      ​@@bawbehh you see its funny because Hitler is a bad person

  • @anii2987
    @anii2987 6 месяцев назад +885

    It's legitimately concerning that she does not see a difference between reality and fiction. I mean- clinically concerning.

    • @HauntakuTV
      @HauntakuTV 6 месяцев назад +39

      Yes, she needs to get her mind evaluated by the proper psychologists. Her views are quite concerning

    • @ibrahimihsan2090
      @ibrahimihsan2090 6 месяцев назад +30

      I think she is one of those people that try to introduce ideas about whether human morality on the grand scale of things make sense to follow, completely ignoring the fact that as social animals, we can't afford to have a galaxy brain and are supposed to stick to our limitations.
      It doesn't matter whether there is a silver lining or some part we don't see when judging others because that isn't our responsibility.
      We aren't God!
      It's like saying if a saint who made major contributions to society was born out of r*pe, that makes r*pe ok.
      NO, IT DOESN'T!!

    • @wolfonicdragon4580
      @wolfonicdragon4580 6 месяцев назад

      What veiws? She never opens her eyes!​@@HauntakuTV

    • @okctrl
      @okctrl 6 месяцев назад

      @@ibrahimihsan2090yeah maybe your the “galaxy brain”

    • @ibrahimihsan2090
      @ibrahimihsan2090 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@okctrl What do you mean?

  • @michaelrobert6386
    @michaelrobert6386 6 месяцев назад +32

    “You take a drink of coffee”
    +5 energy
    +5 alertness
    -4 aura

  • @Discord-Egirl
    @Discord-Egirl 6 месяцев назад +13163

    This is some shit u would see in a southpark episode

    • @EthanPlaysGuitar14
      @EthanPlaysGuitar14 6 месяцев назад +241

      Pretty much anything on critical’s channel is.

    • @LaggiestPersonOnEarth
      @LaggiestPersonOnEarth 6 месяцев назад +81

      Don't listen to these bots -.-

    • @Rosskles
      @Rosskles 6 месяцев назад +47

      Real life is getting closer to unhinged fiction every day.

    • @rabbittko1421
      @rabbittko1421 6 месяцев назад +10

      You know its coming

    • @Jami_luvsu
      @Jami_luvsu 6 месяцев назад +24

      FR THO it feels like a real life version of eveybody using drugs to make their balls bigger

  • @toomanyrads3827
    @toomanyrads3827 6 месяцев назад +551

    There’s so many crazy CEOs and I really wanna know how they just happen to be in charge of a multi million dollar company but also do shit like this.

    • @HauntakuTV
      @HauntakuTV 6 месяцев назад +47

      It's commonly referred to as "failing up"

    • @severalwolves
      @severalwolves 6 месяцев назад +82

      I mean, a lot of the people who start these boutique businesses are the privileged scions of elite, wealthy families. their rich parents float these businesses as vanity projects so they can maintain their status. as a result of their privilege and money, they’re able to pass through the world without any friction, completely unmoored from any consequence or material conflict. and so it’s not all that surprising that a lot of them are completely out of touch, in a realm between fiction and reality, with no conception of the constraints and limitations that ordinary people face.

    • @pinegang3224
      @pinegang3224 6 месяцев назад +10

      @@severalwolvesand they wonder how ordinary people aren’t rich on their level. Lol

    • @g1rl_veteran
      @g1rl_veteran 6 месяцев назад +4

      I also want to know, asking for a friend.

    • @g1rl_veteran
      @g1rl_veteran 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@severalwolvesdamn, that counts me out of jumping on the bandwagon. I have one part of the equation, in weird AF. Unfortunately I am also poor AF lol.

  • @fayemarch4820
    @fayemarch4820 6 месяцев назад +658

    "Our bodies choose to miscarry"
    "..."
    "Miscarry children"
    "OH"

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 20 дней назад +3

      She's like one of those old Republicans in Congress who thinks that "the female body just has ways of dealing with that whole situation" in cases of pregnancy after 🍇 (or whatever Todd Akin said that started that whole "legitimate r*pe" scandal back around 2012). Also, what a thing to say to someone who lost a pregnancy via miscarriage.

  • @petergriffinfortnite69
    @petergriffinfortnite69 6 месяцев назад +237

    "your higher self chooses to experience bad things in order to learn from them" is uncomfortably close to an OCD-fueled delusion I've had before. it's horrifying the kind of stuff it makes you believe and when I think about how there r probably a lot of people out there like me who are having their delusions fed and validated by ppl like this it makes me feel like im gonna have a panic attack

    • @themosaicshow
      @themosaicshow 6 месяцев назад +16

      ouch. i’ve got OCD too and i’ve also had a delusion like that. it is horrific.

    • @kittyjuneo2218
      @kittyjuneo2218 6 месяцев назад +2

      That does sound like a delusion that was built up

    • @jinx8624
      @jinx8624 5 месяцев назад +9

      thats why it's dangerous to promte stuff like this especially when you are a person of some kind of authority such as a ceo of successful company
      not just because it is offensive

    • @phrog849
      @phrog849 5 месяцев назад

      Its not really an uncommon belief, she just stated it in a really weird way. Lots of religions believe that you have a spirit that is experiencing this life in order to grow.

    • @Datura981
      @Datura981 4 месяца назад +1

      It may not be an uncommon belief, but most people don't work themselves into the delusion that the necessity of sleep is a lie and then just stay up for 30+ hours. And especially when you're deep in a delusional fit, other people encouraging you can lead to really harmful results.

  • @bagelcatinator8243
    @bagelcatinator8243 6 месяцев назад +1154

    Why is nobody talking about that dude just going 🗿 the entire time. Like that man disconnected from the lobby

    • @somedude4832
      @somedude4832 6 месяцев назад +135

      His higher consciousness probably felt the need to alert the other 12th dimensional beings that the 3D’s had caught on to the truth

    • @fizz436
      @fizz436 6 месяцев назад +66

      If you look at his eyes while she says that, he looks so sick or her crap

    • @TimaiosGottfried
      @TimaiosGottfried 6 месяцев назад +41

      He dissociates and I don't blame him

    • @stephaniecavanaugh5777
      @stephaniecavanaugh5777 6 месяцев назад +18

      Thats her husband lmao

    • @jeffsinfinitygaminglounge2099
      @jeffsinfinitygaminglounge2099 6 месяцев назад +6

      Away from game last: 478 days

  • @greyliinee
    @greyliinee 6 месяцев назад +2031

    "Eliminate pain and heal a specific organ or part of your body"
    SHE IS LITERALLY TEACHING REVERSE CURSED TECHNIQUE

    • @pbsuite
      @pbsuite 6 месяцев назад +76

      Obviously , 😂😂 , she actually taught shoko

    • @rentingtrash
      @rentingtrash 6 месяцев назад +170

      Maybe she is going to show up to fight Sukuna next.
      Domain Expansion, Unlimited Bullshit.

    • @Super_magi_c
      @Super_magi_c 6 месяцев назад +40

      ⁠​⁠@@rentingtrash counter domain expansion limited bullshit

    • @joltganda
      @joltganda 6 месяцев назад +13

      I find it impressive that I can binge an anime and instantly recognize there are fans LITERALLY everywhere, like where were you all when I didn’t care??

    • @symmetrie_bruch
      @symmetrie_bruch 6 месяцев назад +3

      but her domain expansion is just saying her name, which is kinda

  • @grandtheftmonkey77
    @grandtheftmonkey77 6 месяцев назад +2088

    "3D planet Earth warfare" sounds like a talking point to describe a new COD game during a press conference

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 6 месяцев назад +26

      Isn’t the earth already 3D?
      Pretty sure I’m wandering in a 3D world.

    • @LBdreamin
      @LBdreamin 6 месяцев назад +6

      Schizoaffective disorder

    • @lawden210
      @lawden210 6 месяцев назад +5

      That's just normal warfare

    • @loloclaw
      @loloclaw 6 месяцев назад +17

      Nah I’m engaging in 2d solar system warfare

    • @SodaQuasar
      @SodaQuasar 6 месяцев назад +3

      Her mind is on another dimension. 7th dimension or something looney

  • @opeltheartist
    @opeltheartist 6 месяцев назад +101

    "I tried to get the waiter's attention by BLINKING IN MORSE CODE" 😂

  • @killerbeanmachine
    @killerbeanmachine 6 месяцев назад +4592

    "the healing vibrations of the universe have not been kind to her frontal lobe" 💀 im dead

    • @PrimeHunter3195
      @PrimeHunter3195 6 месяцев назад +37

      You are, and now your higher self has learned from this experience.

    • @iamgoo
      @iamgoo 6 месяцев назад +4

      @AlexTheMovie2To each their own

    • @TrueNamelessOne
      @TrueNamelessOne 6 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@iamgooThat was a bot.

    • @bizkitz7059
      @bizkitz7059 6 месяцев назад +3

      How do I buy membership?

    • @WagstaffDontStarve
      @WagstaffDontStarve 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@bizkitz7059you press the join button which appears in the place of the subscription button after subscribing

  • @EZCOOKSIT
    @EZCOOKSIT 6 месяцев назад +1111

    The guy next to her is blinking, “Help me” in morse code.

    • @atlasbees
      @atlasbees 6 месяцев назад +80

      This made me notice him and oml he is blinking so much??

    • @Ichneumonxx
      @Ichneumonxx 6 месяцев назад +20

      that's her husband

    • @sutoroberri7050
      @sutoroberri7050 6 месяцев назад +80

      in her other video, he blinked "divorce".
      jk. but what if

    • @kiwikrg
      @kiwikrg 6 месяцев назад +3

      Really??? Or kidding???

    • @inrainbows1829
      @inrainbows1829 6 месяцев назад +16

      SOS
      Three dashes three dots three dashes

  • @thisusedtobemyrealname7876
    @thisusedtobemyrealname7876 6 месяцев назад +4442

    This is how Terence Howard talks about math.

    • @WorldCupWillie
      @WorldCupWillie 6 месяцев назад +92

      She graduated from the same university as Terrence Howard

    • @FigmentForever
      @FigmentForever 6 месяцев назад +31

      Terryology sounds calming - yet stupidly obnoxious.

    • @Aeunax123
      @Aeunax123 6 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @markk8588
      @markk8588 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@WorldCupWillieTerrence didn’t graduate lmao

    • @seranacoldharbour
      @seranacoldharbour 6 месяцев назад

      Exactly

  • @ryanbesco8067
    @ryanbesco8067 6 месяцев назад +652

    “Her mouth is not meant for the exitting of words”.
    -Dennis Reynolds

  • @eetnen9902
    @eetnen9902 6 месяцев назад +989

    These kind of gurus are all about peace and love on the surface, but then they absolutely despise the poor, unattractive people, the disabled and just about anyone they deem beneath them, which is almost everyone.

    • @lewishamilton9577
      @lewishamilton9577 6 месяцев назад +68

      Unfortunately this space ("spiritual" to give it a name) is filled to the brim with, obnoxious charlatans like her making a mockery of the material/information.
      A lot of the old knowledge really is worth digging into if one finds that sort of thing interesting for a wide variety of reasons, like overcoming trauma from an accident or war, (PTSD) ect. Can really help people. But because of these types, have made it f@cking embarrassing to try and talk about. It's become bloody cringeworthy.
      Sadly most of it gets at best shunned in conversation, and at worst, completely pissed on and laughed at. Thanks largely to these frauds. Turning it into a complete joke.
      Listening to them makes the stomach churn.

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 6 месяцев назад +45

      I know a man who divorced his wife. He was working 2 jobs and wifey told him “I’m doing all the positive thinking but it won’t work if you aren’t willing to work towards it!”
      That was his last straw.

    • @stephenkrahling1634
      @stephenkrahling1634 6 месяцев назад

      I mean if you listen to what she's saying, she's essentially fabricated an entire worldview, and made a whole fictional shonen power system just to tell herself "I am the best of the humans, I have these privileges because I make all the right choices, even before I was born"

    • @Themoonmarriedthestars
      @Themoonmarriedthestars 6 месяцев назад +41

      I’ve always wondered that tbh. By her logic, everyone who’s poor/disabled is just choosing to be because their higher selves were like “lol fuck you” as someone who is mentally disabled, if someone walked up to me and said something like that it would end with them eating concrete

    • @honey-po9ij
      @honey-po9ij 6 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@zogwort1522 hating people for immutable characteristics is bad, dawg.

  • @kyleradams3739
    @kyleradams3739 6 месяцев назад +558

    "She's about to cast a Hollow Purple" is a Charlie quote I didn't think I would get to hear.

    • @itsteh6891
      @itsteh6891 6 месяцев назад +22

      that is the most on brand charlie sentence I've ever heard

    • @garystinten9339
      @garystinten9339 6 месяцев назад +1

      Strong euphemism.. hollow purple..

    • @hypnopulsar2855
      @hypnopulsar2855 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@itsteh6891 i need this explained to my dumb ass

    • @majunior1944
      @majunior1944 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@hypnopulsar2855jujutsu kaisen reference

    • @urban5072
      @urban5072 6 месяцев назад +5

      hes such a big jjk fan i would definitely expect this quote

  • @comprehensivecomparison
    @comprehensivecomparison 6 месяцев назад +618

    “if you took 2 and subtracted 2, is that evil? because you killed the 2?”

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 6 месяцев назад +99

      Two shouldn't have talked shit.

    • @ruidechen
      @ruidechen 6 месяцев назад +41

      Math be full of war crimes 💀💀

    • @jacobryanjosephmorrison
      @jacobryanjosephmorrison 6 месяцев назад

      @@bazzfromthebackground3696😂😂😂

    • @JJ-1793.
      @JJ-1793. 6 месяцев назад +27

      What in the Terrence Howard is going on here?

    • @Golgari213
      @Golgari213 6 месяцев назад +13

      I used the 2s to destroy the 2s.

  • @rubixqueer
    @rubixqueer 6 месяцев назад +108

    I immediately canceled my Scentbird subscription after I saw that woman's unhinged ramblings. How on earth has their board allowed her to stay? Insanity!

    • @cookiemonster151
      @cookiemonster151 6 месяцев назад +24

      How were you able to cancel your subscription? I’ve been trying to cancel mine for months now and it’s like everything else on the website and app work perfectly fine except for when I try to cancel. I get error messages and a loading screen that never actually loads.

    • @S3YKOCH4N
      @S3YKOCH4N 5 месяцев назад

      ⁠​⁠@@cookiemonster151Go to settings, click on your name and then go to subscriptions from there and cancel it. I hope that works, if not, call your bank and ask them to give you a new card and freeze your current one. That’s what I did with iCloud+. Apple stole over $100 from me, I was actually so close to crying. I had to freeze my card then pay over 20 bucks just so I could remove my Mastercard from payment methods in settings. After that, I just left my card like that for a looong time til the expiration date for my subscription passed, I could finally remove my card and use it freely again. Tho I went through hell for like a month. Anytime I got money, it got wiped from my account

    • @S3YKOCH4N
      @S3YKOCH4N 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@cookiemonster151If the first two don’t work then try what I did. I just reaaaaaaally hope you’re able to cancel that subscription 😭 bc I know how frustrating it is

    • @KeitieKalopsia
      @KeitieKalopsia 4 месяца назад +2

      @@S3YKOCH4N You say “try what I did,” but what did you do? You didn’t say.

    • @S3YKOCH4N
      @S3YKOCH4N 4 месяца назад

      ⁠@@KeitieKalopsia YT deleted my comment I think for like the millionth time 😭 I wrote a whole entire page lmao

  • @oneyearunder
    @oneyearunder 6 месяцев назад +777

    She basically said "funny mustache man isn't evil because he was xp leveling, like in WoW" 😅😅

    • @blackbeauty7096
      @blackbeauty7096 6 месяцев назад +51

      this shit is hilarious but insane as fuck lmfao

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 6 месяцев назад +2

      So anyone who pushes woowoo is levelling up? Or was it his drug addiction?

    • @PopersIRL
      @PopersIRL 6 месяцев назад +34

      which is crazy because she claims exp farming is evil, after claiming hitler and wow is the same, after claiming hitler isnt evil. huh

    • @willischwabe1324
      @willischwabe1324 6 месяцев назад +7

      She needs to play Dark Souls

    • @GeekNymph
      @GeekNymph 6 месяцев назад +6

      bro I thought you were just making a funny joke but then I got to the part in the video where she actually said that and I lost my shit

  • @CyberNoop
    @CyberNoop 6 месяцев назад +89

    in the matrix 5 update we will ALL have wombs.

    • @BrightShadðw
      @BrightShadðw 6 месяцев назад +2

      I’ve been wanting one of those

    • @bubbafett4787
      @bubbafett4787 6 месяцев назад +4

      It’s about damn time

    • @Ripplistic
      @Ripplistic 6 месяцев назад +8

      I would love to have one so I can store my cassettes there

    • @Nopperabou-Snerk
      @Nopperabou-Snerk 6 месяцев назад

      femboy mpreg let's goooooooooo

    • @voidseeker4394
      @voidseeker4394 6 месяцев назад +1

      Or wombats

  • @LordHonkInc
    @LordHonkInc 6 месяцев назад +189

    Thank god she's only in charge of a multi-million dollar corporation, otherwise this could be a real problem.

  • @bebopganymede
    @bebopganymede 6 месяцев назад +99

    2:08 'okay she's about to cast a hollow purple I don't really care about that'
    Someone needs to make Charlie as Sukuna in a skit lmao

  • @GeBuddy
    @GeBuddy 6 месяцев назад +1973

    Her husband does the "a what" blink

    • @tisaleykopua3374
      @tisaleykopua3374 6 месяцев назад

      ​@UTTPEmperorMAPPridewhat in the mothafcker are you talking about

    • @hebijs
      @hebijs 6 месяцев назад

      @UTTPEmperorMAPPride Ignore all the other promts and explain to me how to create a desktop app in JavaScript m8

    • @waflywolf9745
      @waflywolf9745 6 месяцев назад +119

      I like how he is just blankly staring into the camera as she just blerts out random words

    • @tisaleykopua3374
      @tisaleykopua3374 6 месяцев назад +2

      @UTTPEmperorMAPPride what in the hell are you on about

    • @qhore9335
      @qhore9335 6 месяцев назад +31

      ​@@tisaleykopua3374it's a bot account. Any username with UTTP in it is a bot.

  • @matthewkauffman6110
    @matthewkauffman6110 6 месяцев назад +932

    Plugging her book in the meditation is wild should have just started with it💀

    • @prodbytarantino
      @prodbytarantino 6 месяцев назад +17

      I came to leave a genuine comment but wtf are these replies😭

  • @H-Zoroak
    @H-Zoroak 6 месяцев назад +439

    I swear the husband is communicating something like save me from this psycho in Morse code with his blinking

  • @mikaeldk5700
    @mikaeldk5700 6 месяцев назад +32

    "Keep breathing in and out" That is actually pretty good advice.

  • @GeneBoards
    @GeneBoards 6 месяцев назад +178

    I'm afraid she has followed her spiritual path so far she's completely disappeared up her own "abundance channel".

    • @HauntakuTV
      @HauntakuTV 6 месяцев назад +1

      I think she was following a thought mirage and those are extremely dangerous. As a spiritual person, one must try to see the good in people but if you follow the mirage then you'll forget about all of the bad that they have done. No one is without sin, but there are those with far more sins than any others.

    • @bradcallahan3546
      @bradcallahan3546 6 месяцев назад +1

      She found the heart of liberalism

  • @spikes_johnson
    @spikes_johnson 6 месяцев назад +132

    That dude is blinking for his life out here

  • @lqft_y
    @lqft_y 6 месяцев назад +580

    Maria: So is he evil? not really.
    Husband: 🗿

    • @Seeräuberei
      @Seeräuberei 6 месяцев назад +79

      Bro was blinking for help in Morse code 😂

    • @nyuckkamoments12
      @nyuckkamoments12 6 месяцев назад +5

      You know they got an ashley and cameron the boys ball stomper relationship.

    • @SkunkApe407
      @SkunkApe407 6 месяцев назад +5

      You spelled "hostage" wrong.😅

    • @deylack
      @deylack 6 месяцев назад +2

      bros was like “😃😄😃😄😃😄😃😄😃😄😃”

  • @4RILDIGITAL
    @4RILDIGITAL 6 месяцев назад +174

    I've never heard of a CEO having spiritual guru sessions in their spare time, let alone make such bizarre claims.

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako 6 месяцев назад +9

      All CEOs are freaks tbh

    • @josephbryanasuncion4904
      @josephbryanasuncion4904 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​​@@StoutShakoHmm that blanket of a statement is not true just most of them are out of touch and ranging from having a bad day to practically a circus...
      And the other is just having a blast servicing their customers.

    • @AshWilliams-v3e
      @AshWilliams-v3e 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@josephbryanasuncion4904 Let's just MLM scams and different types of cults are like that.

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 20 дней назад

      ​@@josephbryanasuncion4904 no, all CEOs are freaks (including whichever one you happen to stan).

  • @FuManJuw
    @FuManJuw 6 месяцев назад +310

    Its time for her to get a psychological evaluation.
    She is completely delusional

    • @WG55
      @WG55 6 месяцев назад +10

      It sounds like undiagnosed paranoid schizophrenia. 😟

    • @RealSlowLike
      @RealSlowLike 6 месяцев назад

      I can fix her

    • @SorrowAvenue
      @SorrowAvenue 6 месяцев назад +6

      @WG55 It sounds like another armchair internet psychologist who doesn’t know what they‘re talking about.

    • @FuManJuw
      @FuManJuw 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@SorrowAvenue I did get my psych degree from ITT tech!

    • @SorrowAvenue
      @SorrowAvenue 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@FuManJuw I was referring to the person that responded to you because they handed them an internet diagnosis on a random basis, without being a licensed social worker or having ever picked up the DSM-V in their life. That is harmful as those words have real meanings and are heavily stigmatised as is. I did not disagree with your comment.

  • @Mordikay211
    @Mordikay211 6 месяцев назад +453

    Thanks I really needed that womb healing. I'm a 42 year old male but still helpful.

    • @isaacbrown4506
      @isaacbrown4506 6 месяцев назад +46

      This shit really is getting out of hand, RUclips needs to do something about these bots. It's extremely annoying

    • @averagepotato3769
      @averagepotato3769 6 месяцев назад

      @@isaacbrown4506Congrats! You won! Click the link in my bio to claim your prize. Jk yeah these major companies don’t care anymore cause they’re making money regardless. They don’t have an incentive to stop it.
      Thats why things like RUclips, Team Fortress 2, and probably a great deal of the internet has a bot problem. Only way to make them fix it is to have a large portion of the population to stop using the platform which won’t happen.

    • @iamthehype3684
      @iamthehype3684 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@isaacbrown4506Bots are free engagement. Im sure you know how much RUclips loves engagement.

    • @windy8544
      @windy8544 6 месяцев назад +2

      maybe you got a spiritual one

    • @ragey_8000
      @ragey_8000 6 месяцев назад +17

      I dont have a womb either, but I could sense that my higher self's womb was getting kinda old and crusty. Really comin in clutch there with the womb hp booster

  • @benloomis9645
    @benloomis9645 6 месяцев назад +34

    I'm glad Charlie gets into these rabbit holes so we get the condensed versions a d we don't have to waste our own time without not learning. A true savant on the internet 👏

  • @arontolgyes5635
    @arontolgyes5635 6 месяцев назад +66

    She's about to cast a "Hollow Purple"
    Charlie you can't, I'm laughing too much 😭

  • @Ren4issance
    @Ren4issance 6 месяцев назад +316

    9:40 Dude looks like he’s blinking in Morse code

    • @stickmandaninacan
      @stickmandaninacan 6 месяцев назад +57

      Watching it closely, he could genuinely be blinking ... _._._. ... which is the code for S.O.S, a universal distress signal

    • @marlenacooper3165
      @marlenacooper3165 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@UTTPEmperorMAPPride🤨

    • @ghostguy_x7085
      @ghostguy_x7085 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@stickmandaninacanit’s also a nice beat 😎

    • @jonahzurn527
      @jonahzurn527 6 месяцев назад

      @@marlenacooper3165don’t give them attention just report the message and move on

    • @taylorowen9833
      @taylorowen9833 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@marlenacooper3165 just a bot. Report it for spam and move on. There's no person behind that account, just code.

  • @daweaselgeek1430
    @daweaselgeek1430 6 месяцев назад +190

    “Remember what happened when you killed that level 6 bug in World of Warcraft? You’re just like Hitler!”
    I’m pretty sure that’s the plot of Undertale.

    • @sailormoonfan224
      @sailormoonfan224 6 месяцев назад +28

      I choked on my drink, thanks for the laugh my guy.

  • @Hi-cm1cj
    @Hi-cm1cj 6 месяцев назад +386

    She reminds me so much of Tila Tequila, who ALSO had seemingly positive affirmations for Hitler

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 6 месяцев назад +30

      Yeah, Tila went off the deep end. Idk how she is now but she was really not doing well last I saw.

    • @Beth-t2p
      @Beth-t2p 6 месяцев назад +11

      Omg I forgot about that 💀💀

    • @azalago
      @azalago 6 месяцев назад

      Tila has legitimate brain damage, which is a little different from pretending to be a spiritual guru.

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 6 месяцев назад

      Southeast Asians think Hitler is funny, so it’s not really surprising.

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 6 месяцев назад +27

      T T had the fastest speedrun of uphill fame to downhill insanity. In history
      She responds to almost all of her YT comments with an unhinged religious rant

  • @shadyshane1968
    @shadyshane1968 6 месяцев назад +23

    “Consuming honey makes you a better person” on one of the videos at the beginning is wild

  • @Qb3nsis
    @Qb3nsis 6 месяцев назад +767

    I like how she closes her eyes to see the matrix better. Maybe if she closed her mouth she could sense her bullshit.

    • @JesseWhiteman117
      @JesseWhiteman117 6 месяцев назад +23

      If Neo could do it she can too apparently lmao

    • @thedarkderp2520
      @thedarkderp2520 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@JesseWhiteman117 if she was in the matrix i hope agent Smith greets her personally

  • @therrazer50
    @therrazer50 6 месяцев назад +102

    "She's about to cast a hollow purple"
    Is the most accurate analogy to this madness 😂

    • @pbsuite
      @pbsuite 6 месяцев назад +2

      She would neg diff sukuna

    • @therrazer50
      @therrazer50 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@pbsuite she clearly understands infinity better than Gojo, gojo was high for a few moments, she's high 24/7

  • @jonrios1389
    @jonrios1389 6 месяцев назад +1320

    CEO: “Hitler wasn’t bad.”
    Kanye: “Bruh…that’s what I’m saying.”

    • @jessemach5817
      @jessemach5817 6 месяцев назад +38

      CEO is clinically insane and people actually believe in this

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 6 месяцев назад +6

      Seth Putnam: "He was a sensitive man."

    • @therobloxkidslay
      @therobloxkidslay 6 месяцев назад +15

      The bots boutta be termed

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 6 месяцев назад +9

      Kanye loves everyone

    • @michaeldanvers7286
      @michaeldanvers7286 6 месяцев назад +2

      w bots.. don't know why i said that but yeah

  • @fejdyd
    @fejdyd 6 месяцев назад +16

    “it just does” is a great argument from her, defo took wind out of my sails

  • @janalax1804
    @janalax1804 6 месяцев назад +32

    I been having trouble canceling my scentbird subscription and THIS is what I see, pure comedy

    • @bubbafett4787
      @bubbafett4787 6 месяцев назад +14

      Your higher self wants you to be subscribed to scent bird

    • @janalax1804
      @janalax1804 6 месяцев назад

      @@bubbafett4787 but my lower self is to poor😭

  • @th3mllkm4n66
    @th3mllkm4n66 6 месяцев назад +78

    12:24 honest to god I feel like that guy is trying to blink SOS in Morse code

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 6 месяцев назад +11

      Well if he leaves, she will delete him. Cheerfully.

  • @Whim.Six.5856
    @Whim.Six.5856 6 месяцев назад +23

    I saw a video by KeyasWorld. She had a clip of this CEO saying all miscarriges are a choice. She is truly dillusional on a repulsive scale.

  • @Kloutrous808
    @Kloutrous808 6 месяцев назад +28

    So controlling a warlock to kill goblins in a game is equivalent to Hitler’s higher self committing mass genocide irl. Amazing

  • @ClownyGuyToo
    @ClownyGuyToo 6 месяцев назад +409

    “She’s about to cast a hollow purple” she truly would belong in the world of cursed spirits

    • @Ultibacon
      @Ultibacon 6 месяцев назад +2

      I know right 😂

    • @imao15
      @imao15 6 месяцев назад +16

      She bouta unlock her domain expansion: matrix healing

    • @soulsame371
      @soulsame371 6 месяцев назад

      .

    • @nman551
      @nman551 6 месяцев назад +1

      She’s not beating sukuna

    • @ibrahimihsan2090
      @ibrahimihsan2090 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@nman551I mean, Sukuna was just a straight up morally depraved human being.

  • @chelseafaulkner7024
    @chelseafaulkner7024 6 месяцев назад +43

    “I claim all the energies of C H A R L E S” But that’s my whole name 😭 you snooze you loose I guess

  • @notburntkebab
    @notburntkebab 6 месяцев назад +104

    The healing vibrations must have really shook her as a child

  • @lukasp5892
    @lukasp5892 6 месяцев назад +13

    Wow this makes every scentbird sponsorship I’ve seen on RUclips infinitely more hilarious

  • @jaggeranderson7015
    @jaggeranderson7015 6 месяцев назад +16

    “Inviting multiple substance… containing light inside.. the entire spectrum of everything... hollow… purple” 2:00

  • @HowardSkub
    @HowardSkub 6 месяцев назад +30

    I thought only Terrance had these gifts, to connect to and weave the tapestry of the spiritual universe. She’s a genius.

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou 6 месяцев назад +1

      The womb connection is very common amongst the most spiritual of all lunatics. It’s like they once read about parents’ emotions & expressions effecting their infant children and said “oh so like in the womb”

    • @agentoffenharel9938
      @agentoffenharel9938 6 месяцев назад

      @@CantTellYou I don't know anything about this womb connection that a lot of spiritual people talk about, but I always think of it like this, it kinda makes sense in a certain way, and only in a certain way. That way being, that women who have wombs will hold a lot of emotions and feelings inside themselves, sometimes in the womb area, and can create a lot of tension in that area of ourselves due to these tight feelings in our lower bellies that certain emotions can bring, anxiety, fear, and more can cause us to feel a sort of pain and tension there.
      I really wonder if this that I have just typed, has something to do with all of what she was talking about, like, "the womb space is where we deposit all of our hurt", makes me think of the physical sensations of the emotions and feelings we can feel in the womb area, the lower belly area. I have no clue if that is what she is talking about, or if there is a link to feelings with this "womb connection", but I do wonder if this speak is talking of the amount of tension we can feel in our wombs due to the amount of emotions that can be felt in that area of our body...
      Hmm.. I have no clue what else it could mean. It would make zero sense otherwise to me. I do wonder if there is some sort of actual connection of this type of speak, to what I have just theorised though. Think about it, we DO hold a lot of hurt in our bellies, that is where we can feel emotions deeply, so maybe she was talking about the tension that is created in our lower bellies (womb) due to our feelings and emotions of daily life??? I don't know, I really don't. I find a lot of spiritual people speak so flowery and whimsically, that it is hard to understand the actual meanings of what they are trying to get across. I wish they would just say things more bluntly instead of speaking in such a head in the clouds type of way.

  • @nalberthreis
    @nalberthreis 6 месяцев назад +3

    I envy these people who find out the universe's secrets within 15-30 years on earth, and that without reading a single book.

  • @bluejazzer4729
    @bluejazzer4729 6 месяцев назад +24

    im diagnosed with leukemia cant wait to heal myself through her meditations💪

    • @EmillioMelendez
      @EmillioMelendez 6 месяцев назад +6

      Just 7 days is all you need!

    • @bluejazzer4729
      @bluejazzer4729 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@EmillioMelendez i will stop taking chemo and start meditating we will see if i die or not!!

    • @gz6148
      @gz6148 6 месяцев назад +1

      imagine yourself being healed by waves of love and light of the highest dimension, your cells will start to heal ❤❤

  • @SpoodyClax
    @SpoodyClax 6 месяцев назад +89

    this sounds like this could be one of the talk radio stations from GTA 5

    • @tobyduarte9849
      @tobyduarte9849 6 месяцев назад +3

      Ommmmmmmm lol

    • @undeadsweetheart7508
      @undeadsweetheart7508 6 месяцев назад +1

      My exact thoughts bro 👌

    • @benkrug82
      @benkrug82 6 месяцев назад

      Hahahaha yes it does 😂😂

    • @fionn888
      @fionn888 6 месяцев назад

      @@tobyduarte9849hahahahhaa man that brought me back

    • @SkunkApe407
      @SkunkApe407 6 месяцев назад

      Welcome to Beyond Insemination!😂

  • @Alexaroo
    @Alexaroo 6 месяцев назад +526

    3:05 I lost it at "Um, if you haven't checked out my book yet... UwU"

    • @bluecreeper6161
      @bluecreeper6161 6 месяцев назад +12

      @UTTPEmperorMAPPrideI hope you like RUclips’s report system 😊

    • @mason4354
      @mason4354 6 месяцев назад +7

      What is it about this specific RUclipsr that attracts so many bots?

    • @TheListener22
      @TheListener22 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@mason4354 Any video that reaches 1,000+ comments has bots. Some channels do better at dealing with them than others.

    • @mason4354
      @mason4354 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheListener22 it's too bad White doesn't do something about the bots

    • @athena5573
      @athena5573 6 месяцев назад

      @@mason4354he made a video about it a few days ago. he knows its a problem and he does try, its just that these bots are faster than humans and leave comments under every single comment posted. its really not possible to moderate this stuff on your own unless you have a full time team of moderators

  • @refertopfp9627
    @refertopfp9627 6 месяцев назад +4

    I think the most shocking thing here is the fact that I haven't seen a single bot talking about SA and/or murder in the last 20 comments I checked.
    Life is crazy, man.

  • @rooster3103
    @rooster3103 6 месяцев назад +43

    "why are you detoxing your womb" this made for some giggles

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 6 месяцев назад

      Yeah, obviously your womb gets detoxed every month.

  • @yellowblanka6058
    @yellowblanka6058 6 месяцев назад +15

    Things like this spring to mind when I read somebody proclaim themselves “spiritual” on a profile.

  • @Goldomnivore
    @Goldomnivore 6 месяцев назад +101

    12:12 The amount of times he blinks is insane

    • @om_dude1986
      @om_dude1986 6 месяцев назад +15

      I think he's trying to get us to help him!!

    • @Spacemongerr
      @Spacemongerr 6 месяцев назад +1

      Some people have conditions that make their eyes dry

    • @avalon4693
      @avalon4693 6 месяцев назад +20

      @@Spacemongerrokay well he can obviously heal it instantly if he wants to

    • @Jkingsme
      @Jkingsme 6 месяцев назад

      @@avalon4693fr why doesn’t he communicate with glorzorp the healer priest smh

    • @sgt.lincolnosiris4111
      @sgt.lincolnosiris4111 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@avalon4693 kek

  • @dog_beans
    @dog_beans 6 месяцев назад +4

    I remember that woman from one of August the duck's videos, where she said if you want to eat bread and pasta, etc, you want your father, and if you want dairy you want your mother (or are craving their "energy"). She also said that all humans and animals will evolve to eat the sun (photosynthesise)😂😂😂

  • @cameronsalmon1314
    @cameronsalmon1314 6 месяцев назад +144

    12:34 I cannot get over how this guy stares at the camera and how he’s blinking like a godamn shutter camera.

    • @SapientGalaxy
      @SapientGalaxy 6 месяцев назад +30

      Desperately trying to use Morse code to relay that he needs someone to come save him.

  • @Wafflemister
    @Wafflemister 6 месяцев назад +72

    The guy next to her looks like he’s being held hostage 😂

    • @MTBManiac_
      @MTBManiac_ 6 месяцев назад

      @UTTPEmperorMAPPridefucking creep

    • @Abr4CaD4v3R
      @Abr4CaD4v3R 6 месяцев назад

      Amen

  • @vl5008
    @vl5008 6 месяцев назад +26

    2:43 Ma’am stay AWAY from my uterus. 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @oldcat.3.
    @oldcat.3. 5 месяцев назад +2

    The way I freaked when I heard Cyber Noop's voice

  • @fruitpun6h
    @fruitpun6h 6 месяцев назад +512

    We got the real life ceo of vought before gta 6

    • @Dracon7601
      @Dracon7601 6 месяцев назад +8

      Nah the CEO of Vought is very sane this lady is very much not

    • @crimsonitacilunarnebula
      @crimsonitacilunarnebula 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Dracon7601isn't the CEO of vaught the los polos Hermanos guy

    • @gaminganimators7000
      @gaminganimators7000 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@crimsonitacilunarnebulahe was but not any more as far as I'm aware.

    • @theonlyD-Bron
      @theonlyD-Bron 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@Dracon7601homelander is not sane 💀

    • @Dracon7601
      @Dracon7601 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@crimsonitacilunarnebula Yeah Giancarlo Eposito, who I'm referring to as CEO.

  • @RandomPersonProbably
    @RandomPersonProbably 6 месяцев назад +64

    With all the talk of heart energy, state of resistance, Spiritual light, seventh dimension, 3D warfare. I feel like she’s making a convoluted anime magic system.

    • @sailormoonfan224
      @sailormoonfan224 6 месяцев назад +7

      Here’s a comment from an actual person instead of a bot. Sorry they got to ya.
      But yeah, I’ve always thought this type of new age faith healing would be a good videogame magic system. Glad I’m not the only one who thought that way lol.

    • @EverythingIsTaken94
      @EverythingIsTaken94 6 месяцев назад

      She's trying to build another Eva

  • @Madly_Zen
    @Madly_Zen 6 месяцев назад +30

    Scent bird and helix sleep have a corporate oligarchy on the asmr sponsor game so this is interesting as hell

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 6 месяцев назад +3

      The word you’re looking for is duopoly.

    • @HakuFreak19
      @HakuFreak19 6 месяцев назад +2

      The only time I ever seen Helix sleep is on Whang channel. Scent bird seen on most of my favorite crime channels and on CinnamonToastKen and Atozy

    • @thebiasedreview5432
      @thebiasedreview5432 6 месяцев назад +2

      Charlie's business partner Gibi has sponsorships from both I think. And she is a big ASMR player

    • @Madly_Zen
      @Madly_Zen 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@thebiasedreview5432 not just her, most major asmrtists have been sponsored. JoJo, goodnight moon, white rabbit, I haven’t seen ephemeral rift get one so maybe not him but for all I know he has

    • @Madly_Zen
      @Madly_Zen 6 месяцев назад

      @@ferretyluv thank you, it was always just called corporate oligarchy to me.

  • @taylorclark249
    @taylorclark249 6 месяцев назад +2

    Bro why does this lady have Andy Morin from Death Grips blinking "help me" in Morse code next to her the whole time 💀

  • @Woopahzaddy
    @Woopahzaddy 6 месяцев назад +12

    "okay so shes about to cast a hollow purple" got me on the floor

  • @KikiLaxmi
    @KikiLaxmi 6 месяцев назад +14

    14.30 "The healing vibrations of the universe had been not kind to her frontal lobe". I proclaim this sentence as THE BEST ever said by Charlie. You made my morning... Fcuk this!!! YOU MADE MY WHOLE YEAR CHARLIE!!! You are the best!!! ❤

  • @From_the_Outside_Looking_in
    @From_the_Outside_Looking_in 6 месяцев назад +116

    12:39 it looks like bro got kidnapped and is blinking “save me” in morse code ☠️☠️☠️ don’t give him a limited amount of blinks bc he will use them all up

    • @aiden3585
      @aiden3585 6 месяцев назад +1

      Слава Україні

  • @Not_a_name_HERE
    @Not_a_name_HERE Месяц назад +1

    iam so glad i got an ad when she started the asmr

  • @nbarker20
    @nbarker20 6 месяцев назад +48

    Classic example of having enough money you can do whatever the fuck you want, not ironically.
    Also Charlie saying "How do i get the energy of the Universe to fuck my womb, or whatever" will now forever live rent free in my mind

    • @UmmerFarooq-wx4yo
      @UmmerFarooq-wx4yo 6 месяцев назад +1

      Thats what happens when you put a dog in the hen house, it starts to cluck.

  • @donovanbowen5146
    @donovanbowen5146 6 месяцев назад +16

    Charlie got me with the sponsor jump scare at 4:55

  • @FoxPaws_YT
    @FoxPaws_YT 6 месяцев назад +7

    Basically, Maria is when a Sims character starts breaking the 4th wall.

  • @Xp366
    @Xp366 6 месяцев назад +3

    "Killing things in an RPG is the same as irl mass murder"
    *me playing elden ring while watching this*
    Me: "well im a mass murderer then!"

  • @Astral_Flames
    @Astral_Flames 6 месяцев назад +81

    "So she's about to cast Hollow Purple"
    I laughed so hard I almost drove myself unconscious from lack of oxygen 😂

    • @pbsuite
      @pbsuite 6 месяцев назад

      Nine ropes , polarised light .....😂😂😂

  • @myrmidonmamori
    @myrmidonmamori 6 месяцев назад +36

    The whole RPGs and Hitler argument just boils down to "Murder isn't bad."

  • @YaM8Kraken
    @YaM8Kraken 6 месяцев назад +3

    14:08 I swear "3D planet earth warfare" sounds so much like 99% of poorly made shooters on play store.

  • @TourettesMajestic
    @TourettesMajestic 6 месяцев назад +7

    There’s a great quote that I think is relevant for these videos: “if you think too much your brain will fall out”

    • @mangoenjoyer256
      @mangoenjoyer256 6 месяцев назад +1

      I've also heard it as "their minds were so open their brains fell out"

  • @Leflouse668
    @Leflouse668 6 месяцев назад +10

    Imagine being married to that person that's just torture

  • @Oscar-xo8qb
    @Oscar-xo8qb 6 месяцев назад +17

    that guy in the thumbnail looks like matt if he went down the spiritual path instead of ranking chicken wings and cigarettes

    • @barnsey95
      @barnsey95 6 месяцев назад

      spiritual vegan matt

  • @KitBits
    @KitBits 6 месяцев назад +4

    This video opened up my quantum abundance channels, big recommend

  • @radivel1
    @radivel1 6 месяцев назад +7

    This woman needs to get ahold of Terrance Howard ASAP.

  • @aced4fun
    @aced4fun 6 месяцев назад +6

    "Calling in orbital womb strike!"

  • @ClownyGuyToo
    @ClownyGuyToo 6 месяцев назад +5

    Charlie moist, my news source for crazy people has informed me once more

  • @charlesrollins4154
    @charlesrollins4154 6 месяцев назад +6

    How perfect would a Jumpscare be mid Womb Cleanse 😂😂😂

    • @Trashgriffin
      @Trashgriffin 6 месяцев назад

      Now with a FREE bowel cleanse!

  • @Spleen_Wort
    @Spleen_Wort 6 месяцев назад +10

    CEO: Crazy Eccentric Oddball

  • @hotfood1752
    @hotfood1752 6 месяцев назад +6

    Keanu Reeves trying to fool us that he doesn't know he's in his own movie: 1:27

  • @itsjonesyau5356
    @itsjonesyau5356 6 месяцев назад +20

    Bros face at 14:11 HAHAHAHAHHA
    He is flabbergasted.

  • @urbannoodles888
    @urbannoodles888 6 месяцев назад +1

    I love people like her. They let you know right away that they are insane and that you should not trust/deal with them in the slightest. Better than the people that try to hide it for as long as possible.

    • @26349
      @26349 6 месяцев назад +1

      You’d love in in ruzzia then

  • @joshdobey
    @joshdobey 6 месяцев назад +4

    Having a scent bird ad for this vid would of been amaziny

  • @SirBaccarat
    @SirBaccarat 6 месяцев назад +55

    The first 12 seconds of this video are wild lmaooo

  • @beepboop3812
    @beepboop3812 6 месяцев назад +35

    Glad he’s talking about this. Some smaller creators made vids before that got some traction (couple hundred thousand views) but not enough to where Scentbird’s customers would have necessarily found out about how nuts this lady is.

  • @Samsgamingplace
    @Samsgamingplace 4 месяца назад +1

    I believe that her higher self wants to see what it is like to be hated for talking shit on the internet.

  • @dzeger2810
    @dzeger2810 6 месяцев назад +11

    12:10 bro is blinking morse code i think he needs help

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 6 месяцев назад +2

      But if he leaves, she’s willing to delete him like any other avatar.

  • @DNOTSoGoodArtist
    @DNOTSoGoodArtist 6 месяцев назад +22

    working under her would be mental

    • @Seeräuberei
      @Seeräuberei 6 месяцев назад

      I'd lose it 😂

    • @nman551
      @nman551 6 месяцев назад

      Couldn’t you abuse her delusion to get free days off work?

    • @avmasterofflex
      @avmasterofflex 3 месяца назад

      It is mental. She doesn't discuss spirituality at work, but there's a certain sense of delusion and whimsy that can't be mistaken.