MORT THEORY: The Crimes of Mort (yes, this is real) by The Theorizer - Livestream Reaction Part One!

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• MORT THEORY: The Crime...

[@jbark678]

This guy is the Lovecraft character who secludes themselves and goes on unhinged rants before mysteriously vanishing, leaving behind a journal written in frantic scrawl.

[@piratehunter1]

I showed this to Lord Tzeetch...I am now banned from his crystal garden for 1000years

[@deathkorpsofkriegguardsmen8488]

Join the mort

[@firasrabaui2874]

i showed this to khorne he start to pray to the empirer

[@megazaracklordofdeath]

So what happened when you showed this to nurgle, slanesh, and mallal?

[@piratekingthaszar7912]

​@megazaracklordofdeath
I showed this to Malal and he just started doting on mort like a loving father.

[@theenderdestruction2362]

The theorizer is the ultimate weapon against tcheeche for not even he can understand the chaos of the thoerizers' minds

[@ShinigamiSamaH]

Whether or not we should buy into the theory, I believe we can reach a consensus in one thing:
The writers of this franchise are fucking unhinged, and so are everyone involved with allowing this to air.

[@piratekingthaszar7912]

It's like Barnyard Animals on DMT

[@grawlix-man463]

All in favor of making Mort a new Chaos God?

[@en-men-lu-ana6870]

Aye!

[@Azorees-oj5zr]

Query: are you implying that he wasn’t already one?

[@grawlix-man463]

​@@Azorees-oj5zrAnswer: No, but it must be made official, otherwise he'll end up like poor old Malice.

[@couldntbebotheredwithaname]

Do you know how much power Mort would have to give up to be merely a Chaos God?

[@supersaiyandiclonius3056]

He already is.

[@deathkorpsofkriegguardsmen8488]

I have no regrets in recommending this :)

[@clearbeard2380]

Thank you for recommending this, can you recommend the other parts he uploaded that are also hours long ?

[@Birb_of_Judge]

No regrets in bullying the boss to watch it

[@Azorees-oj5zr]

Statement: you bastard, you broke my brain.

[@Mr._Galaxywide]

Thank you for inducing him to the blackhole which is this theory

[@Xeakquh]

I've enjoyed rewatching it's been awhile

[@13legomania]

I’ve seen the entire series, the knowledge of Mort has been bestowed upon me!

[@defies4626]

It's simple. When Alpharius's gene-drives and hypnoconditioning activates, he says "I am Mort"

[@ryantannar5301]

Skulls for the Mort Throne!

[@migrivp2672]

Feet but close enough

[@InquisitorXarius]

Im only 20 minutes in and this is insane and I love it.

[@nickronca1562]

There are 3 of these giant compilation videis and it ends up tying in to every Dreamworks film ever

[@LTDLetsPlays]

@@nickronca1562he is a mad genius

[@shadesofdusk4031]

The ketamine trip was intense man

[@Azorees-oj5zr]

Response: I think there was more than just ketamine, a lot more.

[@MasterovD.Skies42_411]

In the making of the movies maybe. The majority of what The Theorizer says is just cannon.

[@user-kn9gl9dt6l]

I am so happy deathkorp rec'd this

[@treanmunt1420]

The Fact That
Mort In French
Means Death
Basically confirms this whole thing.
You know the Multiverse God Of Death,soul eater,the inevitable End Of Everything, etc

[@bigmuscleguy9694]

The theorizer is the appeal of Ancient Aliens, but actually entertaining

[@Mr._Galaxywide]

It was a good pain.

[@Azorees-oj5zr]

Query: was it?

[@migrivp2672]

​@Azorees-oj5zr no I just sat on my balls and I am sweating like a mad

[@Azorees-oj5zr]

@@migrivp2672 query: why were you sitting on your balls??? Just why would you do that???

[@migrivp2672]

@@Azorees-oj5zr they are to big

[@Revelation40000]

Liar

[@apricotAfterglow]

6:32 yup

[@SaintBrokenDay316]

I saw this video pop up and i thought i was dreaming…

[@redshiftone4553]

I’m in so much mental pain

[@AlexGoldhill]

So this is what the Deep Warp looks like.

[@JohnBeck-pb9xl]

Mort is Malal.

[@Azorees-oj5zr]

Statement: Malal doesn’t exist.

[@Birb_of_Judge]

Yt Translation to English: Death is Regret

[@nickronca1562]

1:38:40, was he sent porn or something, what is going on?

[@endryus4269]

Mort 🔥🔥🔥