You Will Literally Not Recover from Watching this Video - JonTron

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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

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  • @JonTronShow
    @JonTronShow  2 года назад +2193

    Start your urban adventure in Dislyte today: click.fan/Dislyte_JonTron
    Use my promo code: JoinDislyte, meet the MOST BADASS GODS EVER, awaken your mythological power. This Stylish Urban Mythological RPG is waiting for you! Thanks to Dislyte for sponsoring todays video! #Dislyte

  • @leightonpetty4817
    @leightonpetty4817 2 года назад +2443

    “I wish JonTron would make a dedicated video-game video again”
    A finger curls on the monkey’s paw…

    • @meteorheartofficial
      @meteorheartofficial 2 года назад +61

      lmao, well you have two left buddy, better make em good.

    • @SuperTurtle0
      @SuperTurtle0 2 года назад +3

      @@meteorheartofficialwhat

    • @dolfinyeti561
      @dolfinyeti561 2 года назад

      @@meteorheartofficialyeah, what?

    • @TyphloIsNear
      @TyphloIsNear 2 года назад +31

      One of the most poetic comments I saw all year.

    • @Jgrandecokk
      @Jgrandecokk Год назад +4

      @@meteorheartofficial why do I understand this

  • @fjaviermont
    @fjaviermont 2 года назад +2305

    NGL.. when he said "Are you really at the back of the line if you turn around and face the other way? Now you're first in your own line!"
    That hit deeper than I expected

    • @imraneyubov1
      @imraneyubov1 2 года назад +47

      Indeed, sometimes you find wisdom in stupid things.

    • @RmnGnzlz
      @RmnGnzlz 2 года назад +97

      Too bad the original line goes into a delicious kebab restaurant and my own line goes directly into incoming traffic.

    • @NieroshaiTheSable
      @NieroshaiTheSable 2 года назад +25

      Sir, this is a Wendy's... you're just facing the door now.

    • @codyminecrack248
      @codyminecrack248 2 года назад +2

      @@imraneyubov1 And in a hard life of drinking.

    • @Earth_Lint
      @Earth_Lint 2 года назад

      I reverted clicking on this video until he said that.. pure genius

  • @SpectralUmbreon197
    @SpectralUmbreon197 2 года назад +10799

    JonTron made an entire video to tell us that he finally overcame his addiction to Raid: Shadow Legends. And I couldn't be more proud.

    • @Hyper_Drud
      @Hyper_Drud 2 года назад +204

      But he replaced it with another addiction, so should we be feeling proud?

    • @ScrewBallTheAlien
      @ScrewBallTheAlien 2 года назад +132

      @@Hyper_Drud first it was War Robots, then it was RAID. Time will tell what comes next.

    • @samdherring
      @samdherring 2 года назад +101

      @@ScrewBallTheAlien The highest bidder ;)

    • @SpectralUmbreon197
      @SpectralUmbreon197 2 года назад +7

      One small price to pay for salvation

    • @findingliospugolini8979
      @findingliospugolini8979 2 года назад +20

      @@samdherring also possibly whichever one lets him have creative control when making the advertisements.

  • @clarkcampbell979
    @clarkcampbell979 2 года назад +666

    I'm absolutely going to ignore this games existence, thank you jontron

    • @Houndoom97akabranflakes
      @Houndoom97akabranflakes 2 года назад +18

      RUclips be like: "oh no you won't"
      seriously i got an ad for dislyte on top of an ad for dislyte, WTF

    • @we-must-live
      @we-must-live Год назад +5

      @@bluishwolf don’t forget Disblock!

  • @desdamess
    @desdamess 2 года назад +4742

    My theory with this video is that JonTron had a deadline with this sponsor and didn't have a real video ready so he quickly put this thing together.

    • @TheAHuman
      @TheAHuman 2 года назад +345

      You would be absolutely correct

    • @cellopaddy
      @cellopaddy 2 года назад +108

      Yeah that sucked

    • @carlmadsen5734
      @carlmadsen5734 2 года назад +19

      Totally

    • @icy_bird5540
      @icy_bird5540 2 года назад +132

      At least he put some effort into it

    • @NGEvangeliman
      @NGEvangeliman 2 года назад +144

      I'm not even mad. That breakdown scene with all thr people in the crowd just watching made me crack up

  • @gouki4u
    @gouki4u 2 года назад +2803

    I see Jon finally freed his family from the dungeons of the RAID devs only to have them immediately captured by the Dislyte devs. He truly is the Liam Neeson of RUclipsrs.

    • @DbossHasGrit
      @DbossHasGrit 2 года назад +66

      JonTron in the Multiverse of Advertisements

    • @LordMalus
      @LordMalus 2 года назад +6

      🤣

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 2 года назад +9

      Dislyte really cracking a lot of RUclipsrs lately. I'll always know SSJ9K as the OG who was sponsored by Dislyte first.

    • @smayds
      @smayds 2 года назад +3

      Fun fact! "Liam" is short for "William."

    • @toasterdoggo1432
      @toasterdoggo1432 2 года назад +2

      We all know every single RUclipsr out there hates raid and any other mobile game.

  • @Palmer132
    @Palmer132 2 года назад +14953

    The only thing that can break John’s non existent upload schedule is the power of money

    • @DeathCoreGuitar
      @DeathCoreGuitar 2 года назад +342

      It's quite sad actually

    • @glipglop1412
      @glipglop1412 2 года назад +959

      @@DeathCoreGuitar
      “How dare he want to make money by doing something he invests time into”

    • @superghost6
      @superghost6 2 года назад +105

      @@glipglop1412 Say that to Activision-Blizzard.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 2 года назад +106

      Thank whatever fates there are that Jon's smack addiction is still rampant.

    • @DeathCoreGuitar
      @DeathCoreGuitar 2 года назад +160

      @@glipglop1412 I understand that everybody needs money, that is fair and i'm not against Ads. But it just looks like he makes videos because he getting sponsored (Last year or so). And this last video is just a big Adv.

  • @OctolinkG
    @OctolinkG 2 года назад +598

    "You can automate your battles to earn loot without doing anything!"
    Wow, guys! It's such a good game you don't have to EVEN PLAY IT!

    • @austinkasunic1291
      @austinkasunic1291 2 года назад +22

      I've seen a rise in the autoclicker/automated genre and I've seen games brag about it as a SELLING POINT "you can idle and level your characters!!!" why would I want to play a game (tm) that doesn't require me to play it? It's not even a game at that point.

    • @patrickfrost9405
      @patrickfrost9405 Год назад +20

      @@austinkasunic1291 Breasts.

    • @nikolacode
      @nikolacode Год назад

      ​@@austinkasunic1291 the character collecting aspect

    • @MrRedpanda2442
      @MrRedpanda2442 Год назад

      ​@@austinkasunic1291big number go up

  • @BigFyrma
    @BigFyrma 2 года назад +4505

    Jontron has officially entered the Shaq endgame, where hes done everything he wanted to do and now focuses on making ads for shitty products.

    • @Zabrakjedi
      @Zabrakjedi 2 года назад +330

      He must buy Papa John's and remove the H

    • @Christian-gr3gu
      @Christian-gr3gu 2 года назад +35

      Literally no but ok

    • @WK-47
      @WK-47 2 года назад +30

      Shame if that were the case since his earlier work showed a lot of potential.

    • @MikeTheEntei
      @MikeTheEntei 2 года назад +16

      @@Zabrakjedi ech

    • @alnandlagunday7670
      @alnandlagunday7670 2 года назад +31

      i mean the games not that bad

  • @ForeverMe543
    @ForeverMe543 2 года назад +7740

    Literally the most content Jon has ever put out in one year 😳 kinda concerned

  • @ThePelum
    @ThePelum 2 года назад +604

    I knew it was too good to be true when Jon uploaded twice in a month.

  • @abram03
    @abram03 2 года назад +2459

    The most hilarious thing is that everybody knows Jon never played even five minutes of this wretched mobile shit.

    • @bradyward2177
      @bradyward2177 2 года назад +74

      Not even once 😂😂😂

    • @Pendji
      @Pendji 2 года назад +86

      it's a Raid clone but geared towards League players with kpop looking ass characters. They probably make bank alone from that aesthetic choice.

    • @underplayer420
      @underplayer420 2 года назад +10

      Games actually pretty good. Ngl

    • @Fan-imator
      @Fan-imator 2 года назад +3

      They have an over reliance on saying Freaking

    • @wsmiles8677
      @wsmiles8677 2 года назад +3

      @@Pendji Not necessarily a raid clone but yes it is a gacha game

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 2 года назад +1970

    but jon I already spent my life savings on raid shadow legends!

    • @NNT
      @NNT 2 года назад +3

      LOL

    • @jaayse
      @jaayse 2 года назад +8

      do anyone actually play those games though? just curious it seems like an inside joke

    • @kamillatocha
      @kamillatocha 2 года назад +1

      666 likes spooky

    • @christopherdempsey3878
      @christopherdempsey3878 2 года назад

      I didn't.

    • @Goldenkitten1
      @Goldenkitten1 2 года назад +2

      @@jaayse Quite a few. Admitted its best years are behind it at this point and it's dropped off the top 20 most earning games on the store but it's still making a pretty penny off the existing player-base. Like most gacha games the tactic is to pull as many people in, in your first year with a shit ton of ads and then rely on milking your long time customers for as long as possible before closing the game.
      Of course some games like Fg/o and Genshin break that trend and seem to pull in new players constantly. But most gachas like Raid follow the above.

  • @ClovisPictures
    @ClovisPictures 2 года назад +3694

    I feel like if Jon started a Patreon he probably wouldn't have to worry about finding sponsors- Specifically worry about finding sponsors who require you dedicate an entire video towards their product that approximately two people will actually download and play.

    • @oceanfan7880
      @oceanfan7880 2 года назад +138

      dont think he wants to suck money from people and just from big companys

    • @ClovisPictures
      @ClovisPictures 2 года назад +238

      @@oceanfan7880 I wouldn't consider it "sucking money from people". You only need to support him if you want to. I support a few people on Patreon not because I feel _obligated_ to, but because I really like their work and I want to support what they're doing so that they *don't* have to rely on things like Raid: Shadow Legends being slapped on everything everywhere and taking up almost two minutes of their videos.
      Plus, he could do perks like early video access, shoutouts, behind the scenes stuff and maybe even an exclusive Discord or something like that. It would be a cool idea.

    • @jonskillings1258
      @jonskillings1258 2 года назад +195

      Almost certain this video got Jon and Co at least $100k. I'm fine with these videos if the creators are making money.

    • @TheGreenDigi
      @TheGreenDigi 2 года назад +153

      At the very least he still did his best to make this a legitamtely entertaining video despite it having to be a dedicated ad vid. Does suck that he has to do so many ads but he makes the best out of what he's given

    • @oceanfan7880
      @oceanfan7880 2 года назад +19

      @@ClovisPictures I think that he would feel better if he got it from ads instead of the audience giving him money but idk what he is thinking

  • @kenmicmarkey
    @kenmicmarkey 2 года назад +469

    The audience wanted Jon to make new game videos, and Jon has obliged us like a malicious genie

    • @utsuhoreiuji2309
      @utsuhoreiuji2309 2 года назад +41

      yeah we definitely had a finger curl on the monkey's paw there

    • @randommob2806
      @randommob2806 2 года назад +9

      This is hands down the funniest comment, you win. I’m cackling over here.

    • @jebfezos598
      @jebfezos598 2 года назад +2

      be careful what you wish for type beat

    • @RockSleeper
      @RockSleeper 2 года назад

      more of a racists genie /watch?v=abQ9wvPLKEY

    • @KBXband
      @KBXband 2 года назад

      Its a fucking monkey paw. New content but its...
      ...cringe...

  • @creature-ytb
    @creature-ytb 2 года назад +25

    I remember when ads started becoming a thing on RUclips and everyone would hate on content creators and call them sellouts.
    ...I never thought I'd want that back.

  • @brohiddlesby7010
    @brohiddlesby7010 2 года назад +3242

    Goddamn, Dislyte is REALLY aggressive in their advertising campaign, having youtubers dedicate whole videos to the game.

    • @reubenyesplease5374
      @reubenyesplease5374 2 года назад +289

      Must be a LOT of cash

    • @h-6191
      @h-6191 2 года назад +358

      @@reubenyesplease5374 jon got a whole fucking stage rented and everything.. must be paying him up the wazoo

    • @canariopintado9929
      @canariopintado9929 2 года назад +135

      Pretty much every video I watched today was sponsored by Dislyte

    • @ChillerCrow
      @ChillerCrow 2 года назад +15

      to be fair, it is a really fun game

    • @reubenyesplease5374
      @reubenyesplease5374 2 года назад +332

      @@ChillerCrow how much did they pay you ?

  • @researcherchameleon4602
    @researcherchameleon4602 2 года назад +213

    JONTRON! Jon, we need your help, she’s back, Gwyneth Paltrow, she has made another Netflix show, it is titled “Love, Sex, and Goop” we need you to send her back to the pit from where she came

    • @MoeMoon
      @MoeMoon 2 года назад +8

      Send her back to DISNEY?

    • @K4IJU
      @K4IJU 2 года назад +2

      Agony.

    • @researcherchameleon4602
      @researcherchameleon4602 2 года назад +6

      @@MoeMoon I was going to say the fiery pits of the nether world or Jontron’s sespit mentioned in the goop lab video, but nowadays, with Amphibia ended, and Owl House on its way out, that might be more fitting for someone who is evil enough to spread misinformation for their own benefit

    • @incognitoborito4815
      @incognitoborito4815 2 года назад +1

      69, nice

    • @BlusterTheBenevolent
      @BlusterTheBenevolent 2 года назад +1

      I am unsure where the correlation is between these topics

  • @misterkumquat7911
    @misterkumquat7911 2 года назад +898

    I'm dying to know how much money it took to motivate this man to make an entire video release that was just an ad.

    • @thesyncronisedgamer
      @thesyncronisedgamer 2 года назад +13

      I mean he did it before, there was one video he did with Ethan that was just an ad for some shitty mobile game

    • @horatio2560
      @horatio2560 2 года назад +14

      four quadrillion dollers

    • @asparagusoffice
      @asparagusoffice 2 года назад +35

      five dollars and the biggest hug you've ever seen

    • @greatOaktree1
      @greatOaktree1 2 года назад +1

      The billionaire of beat em ups

    • @ScreamingBeast
      @ScreamingBeast 2 года назад +1

      10 to 15k

  • @pagado6076
    @pagado6076 2 года назад +2242

    I miss when you would just review a game with your robot bird.

    • @ajax3748
      @ajax3748 2 года назад +96

      Same bro. He's selling out hard with this one

    • @christomanci
      @christomanci 2 года назад +57

      And not spout on about replacement theory.

    • @chad9166
      @chad9166 2 года назад +167

      @@christomanci Nah he should keep doing that

    • @christomanci
      @christomanci 2 года назад +42

      @@chad9166 touch grass "chad" talk to human being with your mouth and tongue not your fingers. might be fun.

    • @BIGBROWS87
      @BIGBROWS87 2 года назад +28

      I agree I miss his video game reviews.

  • @LunchPail
    @LunchPail 2 года назад +4256

    Jon I am with other comments. I think most of us would directly pay to a patreon or something along the lines to help support future uploads. Thanks for the content over the years

    • @ryannixon4138
      @ryannixon4138 2 года назад +23

      Id be down for this.

    • @TeemuSintonen
      @TeemuSintonen 2 года назад +124

      I think these sponsors add a certain type of meta-level to these videos that's comical in itself.

    • @saurnjones7765
      @saurnjones7765 2 года назад +52

      This is pretty shameless and his recent videos aren't generally good enough to warrant a Patreon I think. Goop 1&2 we're funny but kid nation, boating licence, etc weren't that great. I miss the old game and movie reviews
      Jon is somewhat based, but this shameless money grubbing is going to ruin that and he'll wind up like every other "content creator"

    • @herbert42069
      @herbert42069 2 года назад +183

      @@saurnjones7765 kid nation was awesome

    • @keithmiller597
      @keithmiller597 2 года назад +31

      If it meant he'd go back to the content he made before the hiatus, I would GLADLY support his patreon. You can really tell when he went "It's not worth spending months on a video just to get demonetized, so I'm gonna stop putting effort in"

  • @SoyChrisDarker
    @SoyChrisDarker 2 года назад +5789

    Dude... get a Patreon, we love you, dont burn yourself like this

    • @karnige5804
      @karnige5804 2 года назад

      who cares. its free content. the fuk do you care

    • @telavia577
      @telavia577 2 года назад +52

      indeed

    • @fazori
      @fazori 2 года назад +193

      You have no idea how much money this company would have given him for this

    • @Goldenkitten1
      @Goldenkitten1 2 года назад +209

      @@fazori You're right of course but I doubt TC was talking about being burned financially but by losing subs. Jons been on a slow downward spiral of subs since the start of the year because people see him as greedy and only making content for the sake of money. This video definitely doesn't change that perception. In the short term this ad is going to bring him a lot of money but if he continues down this road he's going to lose subs and worse he's going to lose views.
      *tl'dr* - It's that old folly of focusing on the present rather than looking at the long term. See the current US inflation issues for a pretty blatant example.

    • @fazori
      @fazori 2 года назад +3

      @@Goldenkitten1 and yeh then no one would buy PT

  • @Damian_1989
    @Damian_1989 2 года назад +346

    I think whoever wished for Jon to upload more gaming-related content, did it while using a *Monkey's Paw.*

    • @Tentegen
      @Tentegen 2 года назад +5

      Yup.

    • @Abbaschand
      @Abbaschand 2 года назад +8

      As long as we got more JonTron, it's worth it.

    • @Licw-Luxus
      @Licw-Luxus 2 года назад +6

      @@Abbaschand But this not true original good JonTron.... this, this is "modern" Jontron... :/

    • @paladindank8180
      @paladindank8180 2 года назад +5

      “That’s hokey, and old Jontron was better” except I mean it

    • @Tentegen
      @Tentegen 2 года назад +2

      @@Abbaschand is it though....?
      _Is it really....???_

  • @slushii4230
    @slushii4230 2 года назад +7

    The amount of effort put into this ad contradicts my disappointment that it’s an ad.

  • @unclecreepy4185
    @unclecreepy4185 2 года назад +1469

    This was just like a real TED talk. You were taking but you weren’t saying anything.

    • @bilinasmini3480
      @bilinasmini3480 2 года назад +34

      "I don't think I've ever liked myself, really" followed up by Jon on the turn tables kills me every time😂

    • @rainydayz6429
      @rainydayz6429 2 года назад

      @@bilinasmini3480 that made me loose it 😭😂💀

    • @RockSleeper
      @RockSleeper 2 года назад

      It's what he has to say about other races that matters most /watch?v=abQ9wvPLKEY

    • @NoriakiCuckyoin
      @NoriakiCuckyoin 2 года назад

      @@RockSleeper back to twitter, sewer gremlin

    • @charleswisconsin9196
      @charleswisconsin9196 2 года назад +1

      @@RockSleeper what are you getting paid for this?

  • @DearMonroeville
    @DearMonroeville 2 года назад +2724

    I wonder how much they paid for this. It had to be a lot to get him to dedicate a whole damn video to it, right?

    • @Oppiesss
      @Oppiesss 2 года назад +92

      I hope he got a big boi bag for this

    • @kashsmith6181
      @kashsmith6181 2 года назад +34

      It's less than 7 minutes long. Way smaller than his typical videos.

    • @DearMonroeville
      @DearMonroeville 2 года назад +118

      @@kashsmith6181 true but it’s also a lot longer than one of his regular ads that would usually just be in the middle of a video.

    • @impaurora4290
      @impaurora4290 2 года назад +38

      @@kashsmith6181 it's less about the length of the video than the length of the ad. Most ads are only for like, a minute. This one is 7. So either he went above and beyond for this ad or they paid a TON

    • @jahrfuhlnehm
      @jahrfuhlnehm 2 года назад +24

      He's done videos like these for years, the only difference was it used to be for big name/popular games like Smite and Far Cry Primal. Because of his politics/controversies related to politics he isn't able to do sponsored videos for games like those anymore. Hell even for the "less contentious" content creators I see all they're able to do anymore for sponsors is also either mobile games or things like Raycon earbuds, Ridge Wallet, etc.
      Also shouldering the responsibility of a Patreon is probably something he would rather not do if he can help it. If you're already well-off and also getting paid decent sponsor money for brief ads for some mobile games like Jon probably is then he's not going to do a Patreon unless he was really hurting. And without a Patreon he can do videos at his leisure and not be beholden to promises offered for tiered patrons and so forth.
      RUclips is a different place than it was when JonTron was peaking as a content creator (when he did reviews of video games, when he had that intro, Jacques as a side character), as were his relations with other creators and his audience before...things happened, and the content he chooses to do now is also different (while retaining his characteristic personality). In short, everything has gone to complete and utter shit. But Jon is maintaining pretty well I'd say. And his videos are still good. So that counts for something I think.

  • @MoonPatch
    @MoonPatch 2 года назад +213

    "I don't think I ever really liked myself"
    Words I live by.

    • @spacecowboy2885
      @spacecowboy2885 2 года назад +1

      “I don’t think I’ve ever liked myself really” *dubstep intensifies*

    • @unclemaggot
      @unclemaggot 2 года назад

      What are you 14?

    • @spacecowboy2885
      @spacecowboy2885 2 года назад

      @@unclemaggot why? Am I gonna have to call Chris Hansen?

    • @unclemaggot
      @unclemaggot 2 года назад

      @@spacecowboy2885 Bro what?

    • @spacecowboy2885
      @spacecowboy2885 2 года назад

      @@unclemaggot you said what are you 14 and I was like “sounds your looking for 14 year olds lol”

  • @vexivero
    @vexivero 2 года назад +72

    It's been over two months since I first watched this video and I still haven't recovered

  • @Malthan
    @Malthan 2 года назад +894

    "In the real time arena you'll compete against eachother in classic turn based combat" - ah yes, turns, the staple of real time combat

    • @MikeTheEntei
      @MikeTheEntei 2 года назад +14

      Oh my god

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 2 года назад +34

      I think he meant to say both players are playing at the same time, instead of sending their turn via e-mail or pidgeon.

    • @realbranflakes
      @realbranflakes 2 года назад +14

      I think the "Real time arena" Is a branding thing.
      So frustrating

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 2 года назад +3

      @@realbranflakes Probably has a "(tm)" at the end.

    • @byakuyatogami2905
      @byakuyatogami2905 2 года назад +5

      I played a game once where the gimmick was that it was turn based but during your turn you could freely move though it was limited

  • @ripleyandweeds1288
    @ripleyandweeds1288 2 года назад +870

    Dislyte is like actually holding this man hostage I think.

    • @TwoSix88
      @TwoSix88 2 года назад +41

      It must have been a huge battle to kill off Raid Shadow Legends

    • @adachezero
      @adachezero 2 года назад +15

      With the type of game this is, there's no way Jon actually plays it or the multitude of other similar games like Raid and other shit mobile wallet drainers he's peddled.

    • @RockSleeper
      @RockSleeper 2 года назад

      may be deserved /watch?v=abQ9wvPLKEY

    • @NoriakiCuckyoin
      @NoriakiCuckyoin 2 года назад

      @@RockSleeper back to twitter, sewer gremlin

    • @charleswisconsin9196
      @charleswisconsin9196 2 года назад

      @@RockSleeper grow up.

  • @robbymoya-mendez4660
    @robbymoya-mendez4660 2 года назад +336

    So, this is essentially a massive ad for Dislyte and Jon on some form of chemical that induces viewers to be hypnotically induced into watching him. I have no idea where this was going, or meant to go. But I loved and hated it all together. What an emotional video.

    • @firebirdstark
      @firebirdstark 2 года назад +4

      It puts roller coasters to shame really

    • @wolf-ranger
      @wolf-ranger 2 года назад +1

      I'm ashamed how far I made it into the video before I realized the entire thing was an elaborate advertisment.
      And I still enjoyed ever second.

  • @patrickyeats3041
    @patrickyeats3041 Год назад +8

    I feel the same way Ralphie from A Christmas Story felt when he realized his favorite show was just a commercial.

  • @bitefishing
    @bitefishing 2 года назад +97

    I watched a 7 minute ad for no reason other than it was Jon. Whatever Dislyte paid you, it wasn't enough.

  • @kronos1305
    @kronos1305 2 года назад +419

    "Be the front of your very own line"
    That literally sounds like something an actual motivation speaker would say!!! 😂😂

    • @timothyhowe1384
      @timothyhowe1384 2 года назад +1

      Clap at the person in the mirror.
      Lol

    • @RockSleeper
      @RockSleeper 2 года назад

      I know a particular German speaker who moved an entire nation that Jon would probably love /watch?v=abQ9wvPLKEY

  • @gronkus4443
    @gronkus4443 2 года назад +557

    I love JonTron with all my heart... but dear God I wish these shitass mobile game companies would put half as much of their budget into their trash games instead of advertising

    • @TerminalM193
      @TerminalM193 2 года назад +13

      Sadly that will NEVER happen... The money they make from the sorry souls that feed THOUSANDS per person will never stop.

    • @valor2746
      @valor2746 2 года назад

      True story

    • @DraconisMarchVII
      @DraconisMarchVII 2 года назад +4

      Hey man, Chinese malware ain't gonna download itself.

    • @mayathepsychiic
      @mayathepsychiic 2 года назад +2

      capitalism

    • @DraconisMarchVII
      @DraconisMarchVII 2 года назад

      @@mayathepsychiic If you think that's all there is behind this Chinese spyware with colossal advertising budgets, you're wrong.

  • @ChronicUnderachiever420
    @ChronicUnderachiever420 2 года назад +13

    Should have been “I will literally never recover from making this video.”

  • @cobaltblaze46
    @cobaltblaze46 2 года назад +97

    Thank you Jon, very cool! I will literally never even think about Dislyte again after leaving this page.

  • @tungstentoaster
    @tungstentoaster 2 года назад +381

    You just know that he hid under the desk at the end because he's fully aware of the flak he's going to cop.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 2 года назад +8

      Ehh, he made it entertaining. I'm fine with it.
      Though if he's doing sponsorship deals in separate videos, it's a little annoying to also have to put up with them in-between the videos themselves, too, but whatever. It's not like I'm turning off my adblocker for him, I'll deal with it.

    • @RockSleeper
      @RockSleeper 2 года назад

      that's probably where the racism is kept too. /watch?v=abQ9wvPLKEY

  • @elixir4419
    @elixir4419 2 года назад +129

    the amount of anger and respect i felt simultaneously when it turned out the entire skit was a mobile game ad i don't think can be achieved anywhere else

    • @RockSleeper
      @RockSleeper 2 года назад

      racists do some pretty dumbfounded things huh? /watch?v=abQ9wvPLKEY

  • @jakenewland-griffin9460
    @jakenewland-griffin9460 2 года назад +15

    how is it that watching this a 2x speed still feels like an hour long of torture

  • @DrMoxmoReadings
    @DrMoxmoReadings 2 года назад +1478

    I have to say, them Dislyte folks better have paid Jon one fat cheque for this one. I don't know any other RUclipsr who has gone this far for just one ad read.
    The creativity on this one is actually worth more than any game out there right now!

    • @hyperaidan
      @hyperaidan 2 года назад +38

      I do agree with you, dislyte is a incredibly low bar to pass lmao

    • @XX-121
      @XX-121 2 года назад +50

      and tarnishing a pretty spotless reputation while doing it! hope that was a big bag!

    • @darthjc4
      @darthjc4 2 года назад +32

      Well matpat just did a whole video on an ad read lol. Still love Jon though.

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 2 года назад +17

      "worth more than any game out there right now!"
      aight chill lmao

    • @GassedGasMask7
      @GassedGasMask7 2 года назад +11

      You're right! Now I'm going to go to JonTron for all my commercial-watching purposes! JonTron makes the funniest commercials out there :)

  • @PRchris13
    @PRchris13 2 года назад +767

    I love how Jon is like”don’t worry … everything is fine” after pointing out the constant upload
    Then he goes on a 6+ months hiatus

    • @Corpsegrinderr
      @Corpsegrinderr 2 года назад +22

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo I will respect your wishes

    • @nova8747
      @nova8747 2 года назад +7

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo Ok.

    • @vfxmonkey8699
      @vfxmonkey8699 2 года назад

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo great minecraft tutorials glad i checked

    • @derek-64
      @derek-64 2 года назад

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo i ain't gon read nothin!

    • @tripplordofinconvenience9953
      @tripplordofinconvenience9953 2 года назад

      E.

  • @dehaimyoshan
    @dehaimyoshan 2 года назад +492

    This guy went from being an angry retro game reviewer to the best smartphone shovel ware peddler. What a journey.

    • @Manga_Lloyd
      @Manga_Lloyd 2 года назад +1

      He also did that quirky lil wh!tə $uprəmacy bit a few years ago too.

    • @Chronosmaster002
      @Chronosmaster002 2 года назад +14

      I will occasionally return to the dai katana video

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 2 года назад +17

      So true, but im confused why hes content has become so soul less and shilling.
      Is this prehabs a cry for help? :U

    • @Ghostblock
      @Ghostblock 2 года назад +23

      I still think Jon is funny as hell, but his newer content really does feel like too much of the focus is on production value instead of really solid writing/jokes.

    • @squilly4148
      @squilly4148 2 года назад +6

      @@MouseGoat that's because back then he wasn't a full time youtuber and RUclips itself was better. Now you gotta have a sponsor take any amount of money. And the sponsors suck most of the time.

  • @rationsofrationality2510
    @rationsofrationality2510 2 года назад +396

    I love you Jon-you’re hilarious and charismatic-but you just duped me into watching an ad disguised as content, and that seems to violate some implicit agreement between creator and consumer. Start a Patreon!!

    • @pearlysplayhouse7761
      @pearlysplayhouse7761 2 года назад +35

      I guarantee that if he starts a Patreon he won't get shit. I've seen so many creators try to do just that and all the people asking don't donate a cent. Jon isn't that stupid, and people don't know what they want and will break a promise that won't effect them. I'd rather Jon do this and get reliable payment than expect degens on the internet with no job to give him 5 bucks a month just so he doesn't inconvenience them with an occasional ad. He needs to support his channel the way he sees most fit, would you trust strangers on the internet to put food on your table?

    • @connor5982
      @connor5982 2 года назад +6

      @@pearlysplayhouse7761 could you give examples of creators (of similar size to jon's) trying patreon and not have it work out? your guarantee isnt really saying much. If Jon was able to provide some form content on patreon then it seems pretty likely that there would be some income generated from there, especially if he posted stuff there consistently.

    • @pearlysplayhouse7761
      @pearlysplayhouse7761 2 года назад +11

      @@connor5982 no, cause at the end of the day I don't like fans telling content creators what to do, because none of us know his personal life and connect with him to even deserve the right to give advice. He wasnt your real life friend, you just like his art

    • @connor5982
      @connor5982 2 года назад +4

      @@pearlysplayhouse7761 @Pearly's Playhouse well I understand where your coming from, but in most cases stuff like this is more of a suggestion. Currently, a lot of the complaints from fans seem to be more related to Jon's upload schedule. Don't you think that some people would appreciate extra content whether that be updates or behind the scenes?

    • @pearlysplayhouse7761
      @pearlysplayhouse7761 2 года назад +3

      @@connor5982 would you work harder at your job if someone asked you to without extra pay?

  • @littlebrit123
    @littlebrit123 2 года назад +329

    I like the duality in the comments. The people who haven’t finished the video yet celebrating the upload frequency and the people who have seen the whole video and are pissed off that it’s just a big elaborate advert.

    • @SeaKaned
      @SeaKaned 2 года назад +9

      thing is, there never was an upload schedule. It is just JonTron being paid and making a TedTalk about it

    • @josephfraley1205
      @josephfraley1205 2 года назад +12

      For sure. Would have liked more of a lampooning about the “inspirational” over abundance of shallow Ted talks rather than… the 90 percent advert

    • @sptflcrw8583
      @sptflcrw8583 2 года назад +5

      Video is still funny

    • @Jaster_Mereel
      @Jaster_Mereel 2 года назад +1

      Spoiler alert!

    • @olvacron22
      @olvacron22 2 года назад +1

      Still the best elaborate advert on youtube

  • @coreyg6012
    @coreyg6012 2 года назад +382

    No one sells cheap chinese mobile games like the master himself JonTron

    • @RockSleeper
      @RockSleeper 2 года назад

      I guess racism is viewed favorably in China /watch?v=abQ9wvPLKEY

  • @Lord_Baphomet_
    @Lord_Baphomet_ 2 года назад +576

    Wait was this literally just a giant ad? I don’t know if I’m impressed at how easy he can get that money or if I’m disappointed he tricked us into watching an ad.

    • @chronicbob
      @chronicbob 2 года назад +30

      This really was just an ad to get more filthy money.

    • @jeremylackey6587
      @jeremylackey6587 2 года назад +85

      I mean. I giggled. Not gonna play the game. Glad Jon's getting paid tho.

    • @shodanxx
      @shodanxx 2 года назад +12

      Well he said we would not recover, at least the machine is honest in its manipulation

    • @Sweet9964
      @Sweet9964 2 года назад +12

      disappointed for sure.

    • @KiriakosVilchez
      @KiriakosVilchez 2 года назад +15

      And the worst part is Dislyte is a worse game than RAID. Lol. Shameless.

  • @TheSeaBaer
    @TheSeaBaer 2 года назад +45

    4:03 was the moment I understood what the entire purpose of the video was for…. And I’m sadly both “am” and “am not” surprised.

  • @pikespeakaudio8898
    @pikespeakaudio8898 2 года назад +71

    JonTron's ads for these mobile game sponsors are so thorough in their passive-aggressive snark and not-so-subtle shade that I'm surprised they still keep throwing money at him.

    • @raymondkertezc364
      @raymondkertezc364 2 года назад +7

      they don't care if it's ironic. they only care for the numbers

  • @HappyLarry.
    @HappyLarry. 2 года назад +89

    Isn't it weird games use 'addicting' as a positive trait in advertising? I don't go "yeah these meds are great, they're so addicting" or go "yeah I have a shopping addiction, it's great"

    • @MisterDutch93
      @MisterDutch93 2 года назад +2

      The only thing I can think of are those old cigarette ads back in the 40s and 50s before smoking was seen as a bad thing and regulated by the government.

    • @HiGlowie
      @HiGlowie 2 года назад +1

      That’s interesting, I didn’t notice that, but I’m glad you did. Kind of a sad state of affairs we are in regarding shit mobile games today.

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. 2 года назад +3

      @@HiGlowie It's kinda sad too because when mobile games started there was this excitement about them being the next big thing, and now the biggest games are glorified casino games. If anything describes itself as having "addictive gameplay" I see it as a big red flag, cause they're not there to help you have a good time, but to keep you there as long as possible.

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. 2 года назад +3

      @@MisterDutch93 oh absolutely, when they'd talk about the "addictive flavour" or a cigarette

    • @RaposaCadela
      @RaposaCadela 7 месяцев назад +1

      I never understood it either. I feel guilty when I don't wanna do something else to play videogames instead :v

  • @ds4987
    @ds4987 2 года назад +106

    "Are you really at the back of the line, if you turn around, and face the other way? No. Now you made your own line"
    Is a surprisingly uplifting quote lmfao

    • @Apudurangdinya
      @Apudurangdinya 2 года назад +3

      But... You won't be in the place you want to be, and new people arrived for the line will asked, excuse me, what the hell are you doing ?

    • @lucas23453
      @lucas23453 2 года назад +3

      @@Apudurangdinya Did you really want to follow that line? Or is the end of that line merely where the world wanted you to be?
      Do you go your own way despite the new arrivals following the metaphorical line disliking you for it? Or do you follow what other people want you to become?

  • @Conanmorlang
    @Conanmorlang 2 года назад +62

    Kudos for not turning the comment section off. You know what you did and what you'll get for that. Thats right. A one or two fuck you Jon. But we still love you, Jon. Just trust yourself and give us what you think is funny. We sure think its funny too. Start a patreon and go nuts. We dont care about post production. Fuck that. Go with the flow!

    • @steppeserge2774
      @steppeserge2774 Год назад +4

      hes not your friend

    • @Conanmorlang
      @Conanmorlang Год назад +8

      @@steppeserge2774 :D lmao, what a surprise

    • @SludgeManCometh
      @SludgeManCometh Год назад +3

      ​@@steppeserge2774And your father's never going to come back.

    • @ElazarY
      @ElazarY Год назад

      @@SludgeManCometh he just did dumbass all I had to do was wait 15 years!

  • @behema9815
    @behema9815 2 года назад +253

    You're right Jon I don't think I will recover from watching this

  • @jokerproduction
    @jokerproduction 2 года назад +3446

    I can't remember ever being this disappointed before.. and my parents got me a Sega Saturn instead of a PS1 for Christmas.

  • @cleanitupjanny7033
    @cleanitupjanny7033 2 года назад +211

    It's okay Jon. I didn't plan on recovering, even before watching this video.

    • @SeaKaned
      @SeaKaned 2 года назад +3

      I am so sorry

  • @iBlewupthemoon98
    @iBlewupthemoon98 2 года назад +37

    This may have surpassed Jack to the Future as one of the videos of all time

  • @risel56
    @risel56 2 года назад +933

    It's probably too much ask, but I want to see Jon actually PLAY the mobile games he keeps getting sponsored by, if only because it means he'd be doing a game review and that he'd be contractually obligated to bring Jaques out of retirement.

    • @cjuice9039
      @cjuice9039 2 года назад +106

      It would be nice to see Jaques again

    • @longsnoutpug7248
      @longsnoutpug7248 2 года назад +87

      Holy shit Jaques. Haven't heard of him in FOREVER. Is he even alive still?

    • @shuruff904
      @shuruff904 2 года назад

      Jaques died prolly

    • @griffinnunnelee7236
      @griffinnunnelee7236 2 года назад +49

      I honestly forgot he even did game reviews before. It’s been so long

    • @ReizokoRyu
      @ReizokoRyu 2 года назад +13

      @@longsnoutpug7248 I've really been wondering that myself... /:

  • @gagefisher4785
    @gagefisher4785 2 года назад +84

    All it took was the economy to tank and the threat of mutually assured destruction to get Jon to upload more than once in a year.

    • @ComingInHotPink
      @ComingInHotPink 2 года назад +5

      Gotta make that magnum opus while there's still time

    • @sergiowinter5383
      @sergiowinter5383 2 года назад +8

      Vote democrat to get more JonTron videos

    • @benderbot248
      @benderbot248 2 года назад

      no more mean tweets though

  • @21stcenturybae
    @21stcenturybae 2 года назад +732

    Everytime I forget Jon exists, he posts, and then I explore his entire channel and then life gets a bit better.

    • @bianchi2425
      @bianchi2425 2 года назад +4

      Same. Every now and then, when I remember him, I do a maraton of his videos

    • @truints
      @truints 2 года назад +5

      He uploaded 4 days ago

    • @jakelong5931
      @jakelong5931 2 года назад

      @@bianchi2425 a maraton across the naton

    • @DogeLlama
      @DogeLlama 2 года назад +4

      @Mishan 🅥 No, you don’t.

    • @pizzarella985
      @pizzarella985 2 года назад +4

      @@bianchi2425 It's sad to see him drift towards just watching random stuff on the Internet (a few are notable though, for example flex-tape and that one series with children building their own little society). I thoroughly enjoyed him playing weird obscure retro-games and commenting on low-budget movies/series... at least those videos are still up and the good moments are forever in my memory.

  • @antMANscochiey
    @antMANscochiey 2 года назад +537

    Come on, man. You can't possibly be happy with this. I know you care a lot about your work. I'd gladly pay 5 bucks monthly on patreon if it meant never seeing this bullshit again.

    • @commisaryarreck3974
      @commisaryarreck3974 2 года назад

      Ditto
      I'd rather pay 10 a month then ever see mobile trash again
      I'd rather bathe in sulfuric acid then see that cancer one more time

    • @bonitabromeliads
      @bonitabromeliads 2 года назад +35

      This. Please stop doing this stuff dude. It's painful.

    • @DISTR4CK
      @DISTR4CK 2 года назад +23

      Seriously, Tim Dillon is making close to 300k a month from $5 patreon subs.

    • @RockSleeper
      @RockSleeper 2 года назад +4

      I'm sure OAN or Fox News would take him, they love racists /watch?v=abQ9wvPLKEY

    • @NoriakiCuckyoin
      @NoriakiCuckyoin 2 года назад +1

      @@RockSleeper back to twitter, sewer gremlin

  • @LordPleasant
    @LordPleasant 2 года назад +802

    Jon having a nonsensical TEDTalk is now scratched off of my Bucket List

    • @JakeandElwoodBlues
      @JakeandElwoodBlues 2 года назад +21

      Sam Hyde did it first.

    • @lildonnie7607
      @lildonnie7607 2 года назад +10

      We need a collab between him and Sam Hyde

    • @ekmad
      @ekmad 2 года назад +18

      @@lildonnie7607 Sam is busy being the Ghost of Kiev right now

    • @Greyreal.
      @Greyreal. 2 года назад +1

      @@JakeandElwoodBlues yuh, a good 5 years ago or something.

    • @LordJagd
      @LordJagd 2 года назад +1

      You have a bucket list for things other people do?

  • @Beppojoe
    @Beppojoe 2 года назад +2716

    I have never been so confusing yet so entertained simultaneously

    • @Damian_1989
      @Damian_1989 2 года назад

      Rot in hell, bots

    • @aadityagupta250
      @aadityagupta250 2 года назад

      It's not a ted talk, it's a T.I.T. talk.

    • @GGanon
      @GGanon 2 года назад +1

      coincidentally the title of another Ted Talk:
      "Reggie Watts disorients you in the most entertaining way"

    • @timothyhowe1384
      @timothyhowe1384 2 года назад +1

      Kinda
      You do realize thou it was just a very blotted ADD?

    • @Che8t
      @Che8t 2 года назад +14

      While I'm sure you meant "confused" and not confusing. It does seem to prove your point that you've never been this confusing

  • @TrainsTer-91
    @TrainsTer-91 2 года назад +1440

    Dislyte feels like if genshin impact and raid had an illegitimate child
    Aggressive advertising plus "hey!!! Do you want to pay 100 dollars for a cardboard cutout of a hot guy or lady???"

    • @teapun3524
      @teapun3524 2 года назад +31

      Dislyte actually isn't like the trailers. It's a typical turn based gatcha yes, but with plenty of its own unique style with graphics that are really appealing. It's vibe is music and the summon screen let's you be a, "mini DJ." It's got its quirks that keep me playing for now. I don't know if I see much playability for a long time though. I recommend giving it a try though

    • @UsernameDoesntCare
      @UsernameDoesntCare 2 года назад +57

      Jon unfortunately needs that money, been advertising Raid and other games since a long time ago. I can understand it I guess.

    • @lordpyromon
      @lordpyromon 2 года назад +31

      At least Genshin has actual gameplay.

    • @ThePowerofCutleries
      @ThePowerofCutleries 2 года назад +13

      @@teapun3524
      I wonder how much Dislyte paid you to say that.

    • @teapun3524
      @teapun3524 2 года назад +21

      @Russell White hahah no, also nvm. I just deleted today. I hit that wall of I realize it's no longer fun.

  • @solomonstillthebest5737
    @solomonstillthebest5737 2 года назад +1

    Congrats on 6.66M subscribers!

  • @sno-cone6052
    @sno-cone6052 2 года назад +1231

    I feel like Ralphie when his decoder ring spelled out, "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."

    • @Matsubusa69
      @Matsubusa69 2 года назад +35

      The most accurate comment here.

    • @fellowhuman8682
      @fellowhuman8682 2 года назад +49

      Be sure?! BE SURE TO WHAT?! JONTRON IS TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING! THE FATE OF THE WORLD MAY BE AT STAKE!!!!
      "Be sure to Download Dislyte!"

    • @TearlessGosling
      @TearlessGosling 2 года назад +9

      As someone who as a sponsor segment skipping plug in, this video thoroughly confused me until I read you comment.

    • @jovox
      @jovox 2 года назад +2

      @@fellowhuman8682 besure to downvote or dislike

    • @Leftturnaddict
      @Leftturnaddict 2 года назад +1

      A crummy commercial? .... Son of a bitch.

  • @amittesukku
    @amittesukku 2 года назад +31

    So accurate - get hooked on by the title, slowly gain interest in the subject, peak at something that gets teased halfway, only to never get the desired resolution as the second half drowns out what you wanted to know more about before.

  • @NebLleb
    @NebLleb 2 года назад +558

    This is literally just Jon being himself whilst parodying Ted Talks!
    "You won't recover from this video" indeed.

    • @Disatiere
      @Disatiere 2 года назад +1

      This had a strong nightmare puppeteer feel but irl

    • @TheBanana93
      @TheBanana93 2 года назад +4

      I won't recover because it was a badly disguised advert! Fuck sakes!

    • @GassedGasMask7
      @GassedGasMask7 2 года назад +4

      He's also advertising a mobile game for the duration of the whole video

    • @NebLleb
      @NebLleb 2 года назад

      @@GassedGasMask7 I know right? He's such a mad comedy genius!

    • @punishedblowstein1111
      @punishedblowstein1111 2 года назад +2

      Sam Hyde did it first

  • @TheLordOfAllCats
    @TheLordOfAllCats 2 года назад +2

    One long advertisement.
    But it was the best advertisement I've ever seen.

  • @FatAlbert1020
    @FatAlbert1020 2 года назад +86

    1:01 yes that was indeed shocking. I literally jumped back from my screen

    • @catbustillos4916
      @catbustillos4916 2 года назад +2

      Yeah but it’s not a shocking is this
      (Scary noise 1)

    • @SaladDongs
      @SaladDongs 2 года назад +2

      WAAAAAAH
      gotem

    • @Feargahl_Padreg
      @Feargahl_Padreg 2 года назад +4

      He was right I still haven’t recovered, specifically from that moment

  • @kovanova9409
    @kovanova9409 2 года назад +310

    To be honest the "if you're at the back of the line turn aroundand become the front of it" idea is honestly straight out of kamina'a mouth
    Edit: i figured all the GL fans would like this... I was right!

    • @Skeife
      @Skeife 2 года назад +10

      The only thing this video made me wanna buy is a pair of Kamina glasses.

    • @DraconisMarchVII
      @DraconisMarchVII 2 года назад +8

      Yeah, because it's only inspiring if you don't think about it a little more than not at all. Definitely a Kamina line.

    • @Helm-0
      @Helm-0 2 года назад +2

      @@DraconisMarchVII Kek, i was actually feeling pretty inspired before i realised it. Still a pretty cool line though

    • @kovanova9409
      @kovanova9409 2 года назад +1

      @@DraconisMarchVII in a matter of life or death you're not gonna think about it.

    • @DraconisMarchVII
      @DraconisMarchVII 2 года назад

      @@kovanova9409 LOL wut

  • @damion2312
    @damion2312 2 года назад +564

    The TITs talk actually made me optimistic and excited about the game, since you can see pretty cool art and concepts for the game in the slides. Then I saw gameplay and went right back to being sad.

    • @FrogTonic
      @FrogTonic 2 года назад +58

      Yeah it’s just another mobile idle rpg game with a gatcha system that will more than likely push the player to want to spend money once the spectacle of flashy skills and characters wear off like most do.

    • @ninjaqade879
      @ninjaqade879 2 года назад +41

      Simple fact about the internet, if a game developer has to pay content creators to promote its game, it's probably because the gameplay isn't attractive

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 2 года назад +22

      @@ninjaqade879 I mean, advertising is important, but I see what you mean.

    • @ab-gail
      @ab-gail 2 года назад +1

      I feel this comment

    • @FrogTonic
      @FrogTonic 2 года назад +1

      If ya want a decent gatcha game try Sdorica, nice art style, music, and the characters and story are more than surface level, and the gameplay is more engaging than watch your guys fight.

  • @manly_man2634
    @manly_man2634 8 месяцев назад +1

    You big balled monster John!!!

  • @spoopy7336
    @spoopy7336 2 года назад +2179

    JonTron, I love you and it was funny, but we both know this shit would have never flown before they took dislikes

    • @tilltanky5367
      @tilltanky5367 2 года назад +68

      There are ways to see the number of dislikes...

    • @yuh1743
      @yuh1743 2 года назад +97

      it has 22k dislikes you can see with a chrome extension that shows you

    • @Ozzard
      @Ozzard 2 года назад +42

      23k dislikes, so they're at 80/20 which in youtuber terms is a horrible ratio of likes to dislikes.

    • @roelbernal8471
      @roelbernal8471 2 года назад +50

      *Dislyte

    • @dr.eggsucc1026
      @dr.eggsucc1026 2 года назад +1

      @@Ozzard what’s it at now?

  • @liglig9674
    @liglig9674 2 года назад +89

    Today I had one of the worst sleeps I've had in a long time, with super weird dreams that made absolutely no sense. This vídeo was like a continuation of that.

    • @raymondkertezc364
      @raymondkertezc364 2 года назад +2

      you've been in a coma for 3 months. we're trying a new technique and we can't know where this message will appear to you. please wake up.

    • @DavenHiskey
      @DavenHiskey 2 года назад

      SLEEPS SLEEPS SLEEPS SLEEPS...aww HOW CUTE!

  • @CaptainBlackBread
    @CaptainBlackBread 2 года назад +262

    I will never recover the time I spent watching a GIANT MOBILE GAME AD. You're right. But I'm definitely not wasting anymore playing the actual game.

    • @chrisjanzen7748
      @chrisjanzen7748 2 года назад +3

      Amen

    • @RockSleeper
      @RockSleeper 2 года назад

      Kavernacle talks about a particular interview Jon was in that might save you from having Jon ever waste any more of your time /watch?v=abQ9wvPLKEY

  • @No-one1650
    @No-one1650 9 месяцев назад +2

    It honestly is concerning how many people in this comment section are so married to Jon in there own minds that Jon could literally take a dump in there morning cereal and they would probably still like it. I enjoy jontron as much as the next guy but there’s a difference between making a video that has an add in it and making a video that is an add and I think a lot of people are either unwilling or unable to see that

  • @febreeze
    @febreeze 2 года назад +212

    Man this guy nailed the ted talk intonation and tone, the redundancy of concepts and phrases, reducing complex concepts in simple one step process. Perfect he analysed it well. The self deprecating jokes and quirky gait and science-y jargon

    • @BioBrolyTV
      @BioBrolyTV 2 года назад +3

      I think Jon had some capital he had to blow before the quarter ended. Still, I'm not complaining. Let me get that wierd guitar.

    • @fruitypeebils
      @fruitypeebils 2 года назад +14

      So we looked at the data

    • @Potacintvervs
      @Potacintvervs 2 года назад

      @@fruitypeebils So we're just gonna kill 'em! BYE!!!! BYE BYEEE!!!!

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 2 года назад +3

      @@fruitypeebils he can't keep getting away with it

    • @tanner201x8
      @tanner201x8 2 года назад +1

      Leave ted talk alone

  • @markmellon1371
    @markmellon1371 2 года назад +329

    Jontron I miss when you would review shows and movies, I’d love another goosebumps/are you afraid of the dark special again and I love when you did old scary games!

    • @nullstar6604
      @nullstar6604 2 года назад +28

      Yeah those videos were kino as hell. Your content is still good just miss the old topics a little bit.

    • @WuTangBoomerang
      @WuTangBoomerang 2 года назад +12

      Back when he seemed to have a passion for making videos instead of popping up every few months when he needs some money.

    • @RED-lady-archimedes
      @RED-lady-archimedes 2 года назад +6

      @@WuTangBoomerang I think it's more popping up every few months when he's made a deal with a sponsor to help him fund his videos

    • @npc1386
      @npc1386 2 года назад +1

      Yes, need to continue the goosebumps/ayaotd videos and more games like the clock tower one he did.

    • @RockSleeper
      @RockSleeper 2 года назад

      He's probably busy writing a book about his struggle /watch?v=abQ9wvPLKEY

  • @winefrogg9146
    @winefrogg9146 2 года назад +385

    I've never felt this disappointed and betrayed after watching a jontron video

  • @elchronico
    @elchronico 2 года назад +1

    I have come to appreciate the not so consistent uploads. We are spoiled in current times where you can watch a whole season of your favourite show in one night instead of having to wait for a certain time on a certain day of the week on a certain channel. There was a time when if you had a favourite show you would have to stop what your doing at 7 pm on a Friday and get home to watch the new episode of your favourite show and Friends and family would meet up and watch the the show together. My point is we are in such a live in the moment time in history, some times it’s good to have something to look forward to even if it’s just the little things and ti me the waiting makes it that much better experience wise

  • @fuzzy7644
    @fuzzy7644 2 года назад +83

    I perfer to imagine there's no one actually in the crowd. Jon is alone and he broke into his local student drama club after-hours.

  • @RenegadesReact
    @RenegadesReact 2 года назад +570

    Look at all those Dislytes!

    • @doonk6004
      @doonk6004 2 года назад +13

      I'm surprised how few dislikes this video has.

    • @rotarydude9737
      @rotarydude9737 2 года назад +8

      @@doonk6004 i was shocked as to how MANY it had

    • @ragepoweredgamer
      @ragepoweredgamer 2 года назад +6

      @@doonk6004 It's got quite a lot compared to a "normal" video. This ratio would be considered a "total failure" based on big youtuber metrics.

    • @MattyP650
      @MattyP650 2 года назад +3

      @@ragepoweredgamer how does the RUclips dislike counter even work now? I thought RUclips removed the API, so how do 3rd parties know the dislikes?

    • @Meeceace
      @Meeceace 2 года назад +2

      @@ragepoweredgamer I don't think this is a complete blowout like you want it to be, hell I don't think this was meant to be pushed to our sub boxes

  • @BlakeJPhoenix
    @BlakeJPhoenix 2 года назад +31

    "I would like to say thanks to Dislyte for sponsoring this Dislyte ad"

  • @chiefsofnobles
    @chiefsofnobles Год назад +2

    I find it funny that people are still hating on this vid

  • @antediluviano7891
    @antediluviano7891 2 года назад +66

    JonTron is finally having a breakdown after so many sponsors

  • @sakuyaizayoi1945
    @sakuyaizayoi1945 2 года назад +118

    Either Jon is insanely desperate and can't even afford Fastfood anymore, which is highly unlikely, or...
    They paid him a TON of money for this video.

  • @LegalPhantom
    @LegalPhantom 2 года назад +281

    Just so you know what you're getting into:
    - 1% to get legendary characters
    - There's a special elemental affinity that has its own pool too
    - 120 pulls for pity breaker
    - Gear with unique stats (korean grinding)
    - There are some espers that only appear in ripples (raid like instances in the chat, channel locked) that only have 20 entries, and said esper is actually top tier for most content.
    - It's published by Lilith Games.

    • @tmonty5218
      @tmonty5218 2 года назад +9

      Damn 1% for legendaries? My friends lucky then she got 2 legendaries from 1 10 pull

    • @PSIGOD
      @PSIGOD 2 года назад +24

      Most of the character design aren't even good

    • @LegalPhantom
      @LegalPhantom 2 года назад +28

      @@PSIGOD agreed. clown shoes are everywhere and Q is one of the worst

    • @oceanfan7880
      @oceanfan7880 2 года назад +44

      @@simonkim8646 made afk arena and rise of kingdoms and other games

    • @CloakofAuron
      @CloakofAuron 2 года назад +9

      Just play Fate/Grand Order. XD

  • @godrilla5549
    @godrilla5549 10 месяцев назад +1

    I watch this video when it came out and I still have not recovered

  • @XxSteamStreamxX
    @XxSteamStreamxX 2 года назад +9

    "If you turn around and face the other way, now you're at the front of your very own line"
    Why does that actually sound good what

  • @Roach_Dogg_JR
    @Roach_Dogg_JR 2 года назад +5

    This is like when Phil started the flex tape ad shouting and holding a knife
    “He’s gone, he’s lost it.”

  • @TenshoWasHere
    @TenshoWasHere 2 года назад +573

    Chapter 15: The Realization
    And in that moment, Jon looked at himself in shock of what he had become, he stood there silent, with the realization of his head, he truly became what he opposed - in his eyes, he became what he tried to slay, he became the enemy, he became the harbinger...of shitty mobile games. He truly lived long enough to see himself become the villain

  • @kennycericola9229
    @kennycericola9229 2 года назад +3

    The end times are upon us. I remember when Jon used to upload frequent masterpieces, now and entire vid is just an ad? I know how reasons why but something like this is discouraging to one of his biggest fans. Also can't wait for the next one to come out 3 months from now rip

  • @JdotCarver
    @JdotCarver 2 года назад +160

    With sponsorblock this video was actually a hilarious chaotic trip.

    • @TSMSnation
      @TSMSnation 2 года назад +7

      I looked into it, and that's highly exploitable, I'm. Finna make it skip the entire video! For the whole platform! You'll never see a video again!

    • @JdotCarver
      @JdotCarver 2 года назад +10

      @@TSMSnation
      If it really was that bad, you'd simply disable it and watch ads.
      But thankfully it's moderated. So that's a no.

    • @chad9166
      @chad9166 2 года назад +1

      @@TSMSnation no you won't lmao

  • @tuidian
    @tuidian 2 года назад +92

    Jon: "Shocking, yes, but not as shocking as this! AHH!"
    I literally died.....

  • @scotth6797
    @scotth6797 2 года назад +407

    Looks like Jon decided to wake up and have a paradigm shift
    THINK IT
    DREAM IT
    DO IT

    • @dudewithhair111
      @dudewithhair111 2 года назад +57

      “WERE JUST GONNA KILL EM!”

    • @DDFProductions
      @DDFProductions 2 года назад +43

      This video inspired me to teach starving kids in africa to code javascript

    • @sicroyalty
      @sicroyalty 2 года назад +16

      I knew I wasn't the only who caught the vibe

    • @ClassicBentobox
      @ClassicBentobox 2 года назад +13

      Sam Hyde Dyslight sponsorship when?

    • @lambs5258
      @lambs5258 2 года назад +25

      Who's this 22 year old kid up on stage, with a chip on his shoulder and his heart on his sleeve and the world in his eyes?

  • @Uncle-Jay
    @Uncle-Jay 10 месяцев назад +1

    You were right, I will never get back the time I wasted watching this.

  • @CFootprints
    @CFootprints 2 года назад +34

    Advertisers usually want to see their sponsored ad reads before they greenlight them into videos.
    Imagine if this was just an elaborate ploy to have them sit through the longest ad read for review before greenlighting it.

  • @ShopeeMarketteam
    @ShopeeMarketteam 2 года назад +177

    This guy literally rented a stage and wrote a whole 5 minute skit just for a bad no name video game

    • @Lanoman123
      @Lanoman123 2 года назад +15

      I mean… I think Dislyte is pretty good

    • @SeeingSeveral
      @SeeingSeveral 2 года назад +9

      @@Lanoman123 Agreed, its one of the better made ones on mobile.

    • @P-P-Panda
      @P-P-Panda 2 года назад +5

      @@Lanoman123 fr the game is amazing they should try it out at least once

    • @ShopeeMarketteam
      @ShopeeMarketteam 2 года назад +10

      @@Lanoman123 so I gave it a chance, I played it for at least 2hrs and MY GOD.
      It was a god damn snoozefest, the gameplay is uninspired and overused, the story is bland, the character design look like knockoff League clones, the only thing it has going for it is its artsyle, which isn't even that good.

    • @MoundN
      @MoundN 2 года назад +3

      @@Lanoman123 you'd probably say the same about fartnite or waynorant. You have no taste.

  • @DinoboyLegosandMOCs
    @DinoboyLegosandMOCs 2 года назад +84

    Such inspiring words Jon, especially when you screamed as if in horrible agony, that truly resonated with my soul. Great stuff