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*_Crissy-baby, YOU get YOUR tubes tied, it takes 20mins. Jasmine can get sick for months after the several hour long OPERATION and filled with gas that collects in her shoulders._*
The steryotype of creepy religous individuals touching kids was made for a reason, i would never subject my kids to that after my own experience. Religous people are to damn handsy and they take it even further. Not a place for kids.
@@michaelzamora8056 Sal and DeRosa's relationship fractured over Taste Buds. Sal went to the store for a pack of pre-rolls and Taste Buds didn't see him for like 6 months 🤣
Ya Chris was a guest on his pod once since the end of HH, they havnt done anything since. That's how you definitely know their was more behind the scenes shit that happened
Can we talk about how not long ago he was on his chrissy closet clean out getting rid of things talking about just working with what he has and now he’s going on about buying new sweaters lol love it
Poor Chrissy 😂 Looked like his soul left his body when Jazzy mentioned second thoughts on tube-tying. I hear you buddy.. That’s harsh Valentines Day news 😅
Was a great episode! You have a good vibe with Your wife!! 😊 And the Christories are AWESOOOOME, keep em coming, I enjoy them a lot!! Happy Valentines Day Everyone! 😇💖
“You might get the boobies you’ve always wanted” Baaaahhhaaa!! You guys are so funny and it’s wonderful watching you be together and be happy ❤ Happy Valentine’s Day
Great episode guys! That intro reminded me of that between two ferns interviews with Obama where Zach's like "sorry I had to cancel are last interview I had to go to the mall for a mouse pad & orthopedic shoes for my aunt" 😁
I had a "no needle no scalpel" vasectomy 3 weeks ago. It took me about a year to build up the courage to just say fuck it. Everyone had told me it was nothing, I'd be up and walking around the same day, that was BS. It wasn't painful but it was pretty uncomfortable for about a week. Immediately after the surgery I was pretty miserable and cursing my wife. I was in bed icing and using edibles for 3 days which helped a lot. Took about 2 weeks to feel 90%. I'm back to squatting and walking normally. It sucked, but in hindsight it was worth it and any potential complications are almost always temporary. It really is a safer and less invasive option that a woman getting their tubes tied, but expect it to suck for a bit.
As a former Catholic, I have found a lot of comfort in druidic spiritualism. I spend my Sunday mornings making a big breakfast and invite friends and neighbors. Then I spend my late morning/afternoon either hiking and foraging or doing yard work and gardening. I contribute to community projects and charity. It's a pretty chill lifestyle that just focuses on balance.
My 1st time sitting through the advertisements. I usually fast forward through them. Jazz with her legs up on Chrissy while holding the roses.. she stunning! And the honestly from her about the kids kraft website 👌
As a squeaky clean kid who's broken up twice on valentines day, once with my kids mom and once at about midnight lastnight, I appreciate this ep already and it just started.
@@japiro14 me and mine broke up a week and half ago...5 yrs of dating , we had really toxic attachment issues and all. these podcasts really do keep us rolling through the bad times.
Mine hurt like shit during The procedure and four days after as well. But there were no side effects. Orgasms actually felt better (a little), i guess they still do but I’m used to them now.
Yeah he does. It actually stressed me out to watch them interact because I feel like there’s a lot of of tension underneath that needs to be constantly released with jokes.
Best gift Chrissy lovenuts ever got himself was deciding to anchor himself to the gorgeous Puerto Rican queen Jazzy. She is always a gracious guest, and you can tell they're great together . True love.
Thanks Chrissy, you truly enlightened the ups and ups with dating latinas. Cant be without them.... Unfortunately Mine ran off with a white guy but i still got my little PolloConRice out of it, my son 😂 #PuertoRicas #Latinas
I think Jazzy and Chris are giving Christina and Tom a run for their money as a comedy couple podcast. I love them all and just say that as a compliment, and I'm just realizing the dynamic is kinda a similar mix(Latin and white people, 2 kids)
My mom changed horribly after getting her tubes tied. She also develop carcinoma I don't know if it's related but half her face is gone now she's living through it I bet she'd rather have a kid than half her face gone
i went to catholic school without being baptized or receiving any sacraments and did not feel left out. i enjoyed school and felt more independent being one of the few who felt differently. do what you feel.
Chris you killed that Stamford show last night, that new material is fucking hilarious!! Thank you i pissed myself, hope all is good with you and you family:)
Fresno native here. If you can, go to Anex kitchen or trelio for dinner. For coffee go to alchemist coffee lab. Wish I could see the show but I live out of town now
If The Situation ever interrupts Chrissy when he brings up his true love Yanni again I’m gonna have to come see her in a different way!! The FFs need that line finished cuz!
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jazzys a p p p p p piece!
porco madonn, come 2 Mtl already, tabarnak
*_Crissy-baby, YOU get YOUR tubes tied, it takes 20mins. Jasmine can get sick for months after the several hour long OPERATION and filled with gas that collects in her shoulders._*
The steryotype of creepy religous individuals touching kids was made for a reason, i would never subject my kids to that after my own experience. Religous people are to damn handsy and they take it even further. Not a place for kids.
chris and jazz should just start a podcast together, enjoyed every pod he's had her on.
That's how you end a relationship
Nah we want them to be together not hate each other and break up
@@coolman72891 they already hate each other, well that's not entirely true as it's just Jazz that hates Chrissy!
@@michaelzamora8056 Sal and DeRosa's relationship fractured over Taste Buds. Sal went to the store for a pack of pre-rolls and Taste Buds didn't see him for like 6 months 🤣
@@MPHswayze no
Jasmine saying “that’s fine” absolutely means it’s not fine. 😂
How did you figure it out? Or you like bread?
Literally lol
I member (in George Lopez voice)
Jasmine throwing those tests right at him every minute and a half
@@Jessica-kt3ne dating a latina is like being in thst one professors class that always gives pop quizzes for no reason lol.
Chris digging himself out of a hole he dug himself into with jazz is the most relatable thing
Like a real life Doug Heffernan 🤣
Jasmine saying “that’s fine. You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do” sounded like a threat 🤣
This relationship must have the most awkward pauses of all time 🤣💗
Yeah they banged other people during their pause 😂🤣🥰
I hate how much im becoming attached to this family. This is my soap opera. LOVE you guys!❤
Also love your attitude towards the religion thing.
Jazz is actually pretty dam funny! PLEASE have her on the poddy more often!
*Most boyfriends on Valentine’s Day:* I love you
*Chrissy on Valentine’s Day:* I hope you fall down the stairs in those boots
Starting off with Dominican joke to a boricua is top tier
As a history hyena fan, I would love to see them do a reunion episode.
Call it the real break up 😂
Ya Chris was a guest on his pod once since the end of HH, they havnt done anything since. That's how you definitely know their was more behind the scenes shit that happened
@@TheEasyLifee no he wasnt lol
Chris has the best wardrobe in comedy. Kid can pull off anything
It’s because he’s gay .they can get away with all fashion
Can we talk about how not long ago he was on his chrissy closet clean out getting rid of things talking about just working with what he has and now he’s going on about buying new sweaters lol love it
he mostly pulls off other dudes
Chrissy Cute Clothes!
@@andrewpanciotti5518 Girlfriend, you took the words right out of my mouth 💁🏿♀️
Jazz I’m quite sure I speak for everyone. We love you, you’re not awkward, excited to have you in the pod!
Chris is so wholesome he tries to act like a funny guy but you always see how genuine he is 😁
I do wonder whether Jazz plays the unimpressed/annoyed character for the bit or whether she genuinely is tired of Chris’ shit hahah 😅
You clearly haven’t dated a Puerto Rican woman 😂 ❤
I think it's a bit of both. More of the latter, though.
@@covidkiller420 that part lol
@@covidkiller420they’re all like that? good thing they’re hot
I’ve heard that in general the spouses of comedians often get tired of their humor after a while
We need the HH reunion episode, PLEASE 2:10
Yaaaaaaaaaaassssssss
Yeah Jasmine gives you a a calming effect that is very cool to see, and she rolls with the comedy you guys are perfect together
How excited was Chris, when he announced the tubes tied lol and then immediate deflation
I love when Jazzy, Titi Jerry or Sergio are on the pod. Its that Puerto Rican magic baby!
Sergio!!!
I definitely fell for the breakup clickbait 😅
She’s my favorite guest 😆
The way Chris can relate absolutely anything to intermittent fasting is a skill
Love Vin and Chrissy! Happy Valentines Day, Babes! Venetia, Titi and Pimpy we love you!! ♥️🌹
You did your part Jazz Chris should get the vasectomy. My husband says he can’t even tell he had it done. It will be way harder for Jazz.
I had my tubes tied and nothing changed for me hormonally or personality wise Best decision ever
Poor Chrissy 😂 Looked like his soul left his body when Jazzy mentioned second thoughts on tube-tying. I hear you buddy.. That’s harsh Valentines Day news 😅
I know that my wife looks at me like Jazz looks at Chris. Just thinking to herself “can the men we are with be any dumber?” 😂
Love her!!!!! Jazzy is gorgeous & seeing the 2 of them, seeing her just give it to Chrissy is the best
Was a great episode! You have a good vibe with Your wife!! 😊 And the Christories are AWESOOOOME, keep em coming, I enjoy them a lot!! Happy Valentines Day Everyone! 😇💖
I love episodes with Jaz!!!!!!!! Make her a regular
One of my friend's husband asked her for a divorce yesterday on Valentine's day. Love's in the air!
“You might get the boobies you’ve always wanted”
Baaaahhhaaa!!
You guys are so funny and it’s wonderful watching you be together and be happy ❤
Happy Valentine’s Day
We need a yannis reunion please even if it's just for patreon , we will PAY babyyyy
Here to say that… I heard him say his name and my neck snapped 👀
THIS HAS TO HAPPEN
Yannis was dead weight glad to get Chrissy Content without him
Yannis... I've just never laughed at him
Jazz needs to be on the show WAY more often!!
Great episode guys! That intro reminded me of that between two ferns interviews with Obama where Zach's like "sorry I had to cancel are last interview I had to go to the mall for a mouse pad & orthopedic shoes for my aunt" 😁
Jasmine you are actually great at podcasts!
I had a "no needle no scalpel" vasectomy 3 weeks ago. It took me about a year to build up the courage to just say fuck it. Everyone had told me it was nothing, I'd be up and walking around the same day, that was BS. It wasn't painful but it was pretty uncomfortable for about a week. Immediately after the surgery I was pretty miserable and cursing my wife. I was in bed icing and using edibles for 3 days which helped a lot. Took about 2 weeks to feel 90%. I'm back to squatting and walking normally. It sucked, but in hindsight it was worth it and any potential complications are almost always temporary. It really is a safer and less invasive option that a woman getting their tubes tied, but expect it to suck for a bit.
As a former Catholic, I have found a lot of comfort in druidic spiritualism. I spend my Sunday mornings making a big breakfast and invite friends and neighbors. Then I spend my late morning/afternoon either hiking and foraging or doing yard work and gardening. I contribute to community projects and charity. It's a pretty chill lifestyle that just focuses on balance.
"You stepped on another bit!"
My 1st time sitting through the advertisements. I usually fast forward through them. Jazz with her legs up on Chrissy while holding the roses.. she stunning! And the honestly from her about the kids kraft website 👌
So crazy to have Michael Jackson on the pod. It’s like I’m dreaming
Omg he mentioned Yanni…. You guys finally having a reunion cuzzzz? Yaaaaaasssss
Happy Valentimes Chrissy and Jizzy! 💞❤💕
As a squeaky clean kid who's broken up twice on valentines day, once with my kids mom and once at about midnight lastnight, I appreciate this ep already and it just started.
Damn sorry to hear that, wish you all the best.
I'm about to break up with my gf too. I hate this made up day
@@japiro14 me and mine broke up a week and half ago...5 yrs of dating , we had really toxic attachment issues and all. these podcasts really do keep us rolling through the bad times.
13:09 is the most honest reaction Chrissy has ever done. Lol
Damn I melted right with ya Chrissy when she said Papi 🤣 I gotta find me one of those!
4 of my friends (including myself) got vasectomies this passed year, no issues.
Chrissy seriously getting snipped isn’t bad , it’s like a 5 minute procedure and you’re walking around the next day 😂 and the complications are rare
Mine hurt like shit during The procedure and four days after as well. But there were no side effects. Orgasms actually felt better (a little), i guess they still do but I’m used to them now.
You guys are nuts
When Chris said he is floating deeper and deeper into outer space… I felt that🥲
It was sad he wasn’t totally lying 😅
HH reunion on valentines woulda been WILD
Great episode; I’d like to see more of this
he gets so nervous around her lol
Yeah he does. It actually stressed me out to watch them interact because I feel like there’s a lot of of tension underneath that needs to be constantly released with jokes.
“If you want to no pressure it’s fine” 😅
We always need more doses of Jazzy Method! Jazzy, we love ya!❤
Best gift Chrissy lovenuts ever got himself was deciding to anchor himself to the gorgeous Puerto Rican queen Jazzy. She is always a gracious guest, and you can tell they're great together . True love.
I love these two together 💕 Happy Valentine's Day for you guys
Jazzy you better not or I’m swooping in on Chrissy I’m not even gay but keeping him around for the constant laughs 😅
When you see Jasmin in the thumbnail you know it’s gonna be a great episode
“Over a 3” 😂😂😂😂
Happy Valentines Day 💝 Chris & Jazz
THE gorgeous Jasmine blessing us this Valentine’s💗
Thanks Chrissy, you truly enlightened the ups and ups with dating latinas. Cant be without them.... Unfortunately Mine ran off with a white guy but i still got my little PolloConRice out of it, my son 😂 #PuertoRicas #Latinas
More of this....this is the type of therapy I or maybe the world needs....
Need to have Jazz as a monthly guest, she’s great!!
Happy valentines, babes!
We need jazz and titi jerry as permanent cohosts ❤ all the way from Egypt
Christories are fantastic please keep doin them!
Ahhahaha, Jaz.. 'It reminds me of Saved By the Bell.'🤣😂
I think Jazzy and Chris are giving Christina and Tom a run for their money as a comedy couple podcast. I love them all and just say that as a compliment, and I'm just realizing the dynamic is kinda a similar mix(Latin and white people, 2 kids)
Great pod. You need to have Jazzy on more often.
Jazz is beautiful, I love their dynamic.
How many kids they got ?
The line “Church is the original algorithm” goes so hard
She’s great, would listen to y’all both weekly for sure
The chaos is unmatched I love it 😂
Chrissy is slowly starting to look like a dictator and I love it
Chrissy Castro
Jasmine is bangin
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂 love them together. Late to the party but Chris did his pod recently n she was on briefly with Daughter. So funny
My mom changed horribly after getting her tubes tied. She also develop carcinoma I don't know if it's related but half her face is gone now she's living through it I bet she'd rather have a kid than half her face gone
CHRIS HIT THE JACKPOT. DUDE IS BEYOND BLESSED.
People on this ep, vs the newest ep with her lol
Omg I love jazz lol. She’s right, you can tell the vibes 🤣
Women’s intuition
No.
@@JenManning371women have terrible intuition
I'm also in a long term relationship with a Puerto Rican named Jasmine. WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER BROTHER 🇵🇷🇺🇸
i went to catholic school without being baptized or receiving any sacraments and did not feel left out. i enjoyed school and felt more independent being one of the few who felt differently. do what you feel.
You guys are a lot fun !
both you guys are amazing together
Never understood the edible sex stuff 😂😂😂 who the hell is hungry trying to eat while accomplishing the mission 😂😂😂
Chris, you missed it! At 1:04:08, Jazz was ready to get it on! Read the room, buddy!
Praying for you! 🙏🏼
Chris you killed that Stamford show last night, that new material is fucking hilarious!! Thank you i pissed myself, hope all is good with you and you family:)
Fresno native here. If you can, go to Anex kitchen or trelio for dinner. For coffee go to alchemist coffee lab.
Wish I could see the show but I live out of town now
As a Newport patty, I can say this ep is great watching live.
The relationship is so good it makes me 😢
If The Situation ever interrupts Chrissy when he brings up his true love Yanni again I’m gonna have to come see her in a different way!! The FFs need that line finished cuz!
underrated comment lmao brought me back
Chrissy said "i don't have to do anything i don't want ever ?" like he gets pegged something awful 😥
Happy Valentine's to you and Jas.❤️
I am on team Jasmine. She has her head screwed on straight.
@@marniebrimhall986 bullshit, Jazzy is typical Latina woman lol she crazy as fuck but hot!
Jasmine is literally so naturally beautiful
Shoutout to jazzys gorgeous faceeeee🔥🔥🔥🔥
I live with a Puerto Rican too, in Bayridge Baby! The fear and pain is worth the squeeze, jaaa mean
It's beautiful to see how much the fungus has helped Chris. Much love Chrissy Shrooms!
Don’t make her tie those tubes, Get a Chrissy Snippies!!
Jasmine is outrageously beautiful and was a great co host have her on more Chris !
Guhh.. The ending was bitter.
Gave me flashbacks of my last relationship.