Valentine's Day BREAK UP with Jazzy Method | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 106

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @chrisdcomedy
    @chrisdcomedy  Год назад +28

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    • @a1990sGamer
      @a1990sGamer Год назад +2

      Valentine's day is a celebration of the martyrdom of Saint Valentine, which is a feast day

    • @nuvourldorda6084
      @nuvourldorda6084 Год назад +1

      jazzys a p p p p p piece!

    • @newprodjek514
      @newprodjek514 Год назад +1

      porco madonn, come 2 Mtl already, tabarnak

    • @RPRsChannel
      @RPRsChannel Год назад +1

      *_Crissy-baby, YOU get YOUR tubes tied, it takes 20mins. Jasmine can get sick for months after the several hour long OPERATION and filled with gas that collects in her shoulders._*

    • @scottiusnevious5143
      @scottiusnevious5143 Год назад

      The steryotype of creepy religous individuals touching kids was made for a reason, i would never subject my kids to that after my own experience. Religous people are to damn handsy and they take it even further. Not a place for kids.

  • @itsbrandonbush
    @itsbrandonbush Год назад +404

    chris and jazz should just start a podcast together, enjoyed every pod he's had her on.

    • @michaelzamora8056
      @michaelzamora8056 Год назад +22

      That's how you end a relationship

    • @coolman72891
      @coolman72891 Год назад +11

      Nah we want them to be together not hate each other and break up

    • @ReanuKeevesAus
      @ReanuKeevesAus Год назад +7

      @@coolman72891 they already hate each other, well that's not entirely true as it's just Jazz that hates Chrissy!

    • @MPHswayze
      @MPHswayze Год назад +5

      @@michaelzamora8056 Sal and DeRosa's relationship fractured over Taste Buds. Sal went to the store for a pack of pre-rolls and Taste Buds didn't see him for like 6 months 🤣

    • @mwanderer1
      @mwanderer1 Год назад

      ​@@MPHswayze no

  • @BPH55
    @BPH55 Год назад +483

    Jasmine saying “that’s fine” absolutely means it’s not fine. 😂

    • @marcyjd84
      @marcyjd84 Год назад +8

      How did you figure it out? Or you like bread?

    • @KittyVice
      @KittyVice Год назад +3

      Literally lol

    • @CheechElMexicano
      @CheechElMexicano Год назад +2

      I member (in George Lopez voice)

    • @Jessica-kt3ne
      @Jessica-kt3ne Год назад +10

      Jasmine throwing those tests right at him every minute and a half

    • @trinidaddy
      @trinidaddy Год назад +18

      @@Jessica-kt3ne dating a latina is like being in thst one professors class that always gives pop quizzes for no reason lol.

  • @thebeerguybrothaguy
    @thebeerguybrothaguy Год назад +210

    Chris digging himself out of a hole he dug himself into with jazz is the most relatable thing

    • @MPHswayze
      @MPHswayze Год назад +6

      Like a real life Doug Heffernan 🤣

  • @BrittAnarVlogs
    @BrittAnarVlogs Год назад +94

    Jasmine saying “that’s fine. You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do” sounded like a threat 🤣

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 Год назад +255

    This relationship must have the most awkward pauses of all time 🤣💗

    • @cavemanvi
      @cavemanvi Год назад

      Yeah they banged other people during their pause 😂🤣🥰

  • @MrBobbyFreakout
    @MrBobbyFreakout Год назад +64

    I hate how much im becoming attached to this family. This is my soap opera. LOVE you guys!❤

    • @MrBobbyFreakout
      @MrBobbyFreakout Год назад +3

      Also love your attitude towards the religion thing.

  • @JaiPritchett
    @JaiPritchett Год назад +105

    Jazz is actually pretty dam funny! PLEASE have her on the poddy more often!

  • @J-B-P
    @J-B-P Год назад +66

    *Most boyfriends on Valentine’s Day:* I love you
    *Chrissy on Valentine’s Day:* I hope you fall down the stairs in those boots

  • @vincentmorrelli3025
    @vincentmorrelli3025 Год назад +170

    Chris has the best wardrobe in comedy. Kid can pull off anything

    • @andrewpanciotti5518
      @andrewpanciotti5518 Год назад +32

      It’s because he’s gay .they can get away with all fashion

    • @lilydavis930
      @lilydavis930 Год назад +3

      Can we talk about how not long ago he was on his chrissy closet clean out getting rid of things talking about just working with what he has and now he’s going on about buying new sweaters lol love it

    • @dylansewell237
      @dylansewell237 Год назад +9

      he mostly pulls off other dudes

    • @brittanymacdougall
      @brittanymacdougall Год назад +4

      Chrissy Cute Clothes!

    • @tommyboi0
      @tommyboi0 Год назад +5

      @@andrewpanciotti5518 Girlfriend, you took the words right out of my mouth 💁🏿‍♀️

  • @kanecortez7718
    @kanecortez7718 Год назад +84

    Starting off with Dominican joke to a boricua is top tier

  • @luiskennedy0047
    @luiskennedy0047 Год назад +138

    As a history hyena fan, I would love to see them do a reunion episode.
    Call it the real break up 😂

    • @TheEasyLifee
      @TheEasyLifee Год назад +5

      Ya Chris was a guest on his pod once since the end of HH, they havnt done anything since. That's how you definitely know their was more behind the scenes shit that happened

    • @Colombinany
      @Colombinany Год назад +1

      @@TheEasyLifee no he wasnt lol

  • @stellalunatic6026
    @stellalunatic6026 Год назад +18

    Jazz I’m quite sure I speak for everyone. We love you, you’re not awkward, excited to have you in the pod!

  • @donharalson8880
    @donharalson8880 Год назад +9

    Yeah Jasmine gives you a a calming effect that is very cool to see, and she rolls with the comedy you guys are perfect together

  • @ALT_LYFE
    @ALT_LYFE Год назад +17

    How excited was Chris, when he announced the tubes tied lol and then immediate deflation

  • @jenniferpadilla7960
    @jenniferpadilla7960 Год назад +13

    I love when Jazzy, Titi Jerry or Sergio are on the pod. Its that Puerto Rican magic baby!

  • @FreeOfAllFear
    @FreeOfAllFear Год назад +21

    Chris is so wholesome he tries to act like a funny guy but you always see how genuine he is 😁

  • @HollyElms
    @HollyElms Год назад +15

    The way Chris can relate absolutely anything to intermittent fasting is a skill

  • @mikesmotif
    @mikesmotif Год назад +41

    We need the HH reunion episode, PLEASE 2:10

  • @lizdominguez11
    @lizdominguez11 Год назад +20

    I definitely fell for the breakup clickbait 😅
    She’s my favorite guest 😆

  • @faithhotchkiss3570
    @faithhotchkiss3570 Год назад +8

    I had my tubes tied and nothing changed for me hormonally or personality wise Best decision ever

  • @lexilou8
    @lexilou8 Год назад +7

    Love Vin and Chrissy! Happy Valentines Day, Babes! Venetia, Titi and Pimpy we love you!! ♥️🌹

  • @Sup.nicoley
    @Sup.nicoley Год назад +19

    I love episodes with Jaz!!!!!!!! Make her a regular

  • @kaat776
    @kaat776 Год назад +5

    Love her!!!!! Jazzy is gorgeous & seeing the 2 of them, seeing her just give it to Chrissy is the best

  • @thecalvinjones
    @thecalvinjones Год назад +123

    I do wonder whether Jazz plays the unimpressed/annoyed character for the bit or whether she genuinely is tired of Chris’ shit hahah 😅

    • @covidkiller420
      @covidkiller420 Год назад +36

      You clearly haven’t dated a Puerto Rican woman 😂 ❤

    • @moaz6395
      @moaz6395 Год назад +11

      I think it's a bit of both. More of the latter, though.

    • @briangalloway3684
      @briangalloway3684 Год назад +7

      @@covidkiller420 that part lol

    • @user-ws8uw2jy2w
      @user-ws8uw2jy2w Год назад +4

      @@covidkiller420they’re all like that? good thing they’re hot

    • @BrittAnarVlogs
      @BrittAnarVlogs Год назад +14

      I’ve heard that in general the spouses of comedians often get tired of their humor after a while

  • @DrRockso0
    @DrRockso0 Год назад +23

    I know that my wife looks at me like Jazz looks at Chris. Just thinking to herself “can the men we are with be any dumber?” 😂

  • @deyannaf4380
    @deyannaf4380 Год назад +11

    You did your part Jazz Chris should get the vasectomy. My husband says he can’t even tell he had it done. It will be way harder for Jazz.

  • @JohnnyChimpo907
    @JohnnyChimpo907 Год назад +12

    Poor Chrissy 😂 Looked like his soul left his body when Jazzy mentioned second thoughts on tube-tying. I hear you buddy.. That’s harsh Valentines Day news 😅

  • @jeffblack6803
    @jeffblack6803 Год назад +6

    Jazz needs to be on the show WAY more often!!

  • @bennyburbs3462
    @bennyburbs3462 Год назад +7

    Jasmine you are actually great at podcasts!

  • @evandercaldwell9993
    @evandercaldwell9993 Год назад +9

    Was a great episode! You have a good vibe with Your wife!! 😊 And the Christories are AWESOOOOME, keep em coming, I enjoy them a lot!! Happy Valentines Day Everyone! 😇💖

  • @ICUP570
    @ICUP570 Год назад +3

    One of my friend's husband asked her for a divorce yesterday on Valentine's day. Love's in the air!

  • @Dante22ns
    @Dante22ns Год назад +7

    13:09 is the most honest reaction Chrissy has ever done. Lol

  • @Sandbar-Flamingo
    @Sandbar-Flamingo Год назад +14

    “You might get the boobies you’ve always wanted”
    Baaaahhhaaa!!
    You guys are so funny and it’s wonderful watching you be together and be happy ❤
    Happy Valentine’s Day

  • @DancingSk3L3tons
    @DancingSk3L3tons Год назад +4

    Great episode guys! That intro reminded me of that between two ferns interviews with Obama where Zach's like "sorry I had to cancel are last interview I had to go to the mall for a mouse pad & orthopedic shoes for my aunt" 😁

  • @NedKnives
    @NedKnives Год назад +3

    When Chris said he is floating deeper and deeper into outer space… I felt that🥲

    • @LeeshUSA
      @LeeshUSA Год назад +1

      It was sad he wasn’t totally lying 😅

  • @IvIiami
    @IvIiami Год назад +69

    We need a yannis reunion please even if it's just for patreon , we will PAY babyyyy

    • @brittanymacdougall
      @brittanymacdougall Год назад +18

      Here to say that… I heard him say his name and my neck snapped 👀

    • @vincespiert
      @vincespiert Год назад +4

      THIS HAS TO HAPPEN

    • @MPHswayze
      @MPHswayze Год назад +2

      Yannis was dead weight glad to get Chrissy Content without him

    • @Johnbender
      @Johnbender Год назад

      Yannis... I've just never laughed at him

  • @Stephie7nb
    @Stephie7nb Год назад +26

    We always need more doses of Jazzy Method! Jazzy, we love ya!❤

  • @velocirshtr3756
    @velocirshtr3756 Год назад +4

    So crazy to have Michael Jackson on the pod. It’s like I’m dreaming

  • @jessicahale5793
    @jessicahale5793 Год назад +1

    Need to have Jazz as a monthly guest, she’s great!!

  • @joshlevy9462
    @joshlevy9462 Год назад +5

    Great episode; I’d like to see more of this

  • @sumlamedad3543
    @sumlamedad3543 Год назад +1

    As a former Catholic, I have found a lot of comfort in druidic spiritualism. I spend my Sunday mornings making a big breakfast and invite friends and neighbors. Then I spend my late morning/afternoon either hiking and foraging or doing yard work and gardening. I contribute to community projects and charity. It's a pretty chill lifestyle that just focuses on balance.

  • @Tiffany.Carnes
    @Tiffany.Carnes Год назад +1

    My 1st time sitting through the advertisements. I usually fast forward through them. Jazz with her legs up on Chrissy while holding the roses.. she stunning! And the honestly from her about the kids kraft website 👌

  • @EXRICHEX
    @EXRICHEX Год назад +3

    4 of my friends (including myself) got vasectomies this passed year, no issues.

  • @bdizzle211
    @bdizzle211 Год назад +3

    Omg he mentioned Yanni…. You guys finally having a reunion cuzzzz? Yaaaaaasssss

  • @MahaneyMedia
    @MahaneyMedia Год назад +2

    When you see Jasmin in the thumbnail you know it’s gonna be a great episode

  • @RCW9805
    @RCW9805 Год назад +28

    Omg I love jazz lol. She’s right, you can tell the vibes 🤣

  • @ChristopherBrown-gt7qo
    @ChristopherBrown-gt7qo Год назад +11

    As a squeaky clean kid who's broken up twice on valentines day, once with my kids mom and once at about midnight lastnight, I appreciate this ep already and it just started.

    • @angeliquew69
      @angeliquew69 Год назад +1

      Damn sorry to hear that, wish you all the best.

    • @japiro14
      @japiro14 Год назад

      I'm about to break up with my gf too. I hate this made up day

    • @pappisaints
      @pappisaints Год назад +1

      @@japiro14 me and mine broke up a week and half ago...5 yrs of dating , we had really toxic attachment issues and all. these podcasts really do keep us rolling through the bad times.

  • @jasonwalz
    @jasonwalz Год назад +3

    "You stepped on another bit!"

  • @Dave-co2ye
    @Dave-co2ye Год назад +3

    I had a "no needle no scalpel" vasectomy 3 weeks ago. It took me about a year to build up the courage to just say fuck it. Everyone had told me it was nothing, I'd be up and walking around the same day, that was BS. It wasn't painful but it was pretty uncomfortable for about a week. Immediately after the surgery I was pretty miserable and cursing my wife. I was in bed icing and using edibles for 3 days which helped a lot. Took about 2 weeks to feel 90%. I'm back to squatting and walking normally. It sucked, but in hindsight it was worth it and any potential complications are almost always temporary. It really is a safer and less invasive option that a woman getting their tubes tied, but expect it to suck for a bit.

  • @jpierce2l33t
    @jpierce2l33t Год назад +5

    Damn I melted right with ya Chrissy when she said Papi 🤣 I gotta find me one of those!

  • @claytonkendrick3220
    @claytonkendrick3220 Год назад +4

    HH reunion on valentines woulda been WILD

  • @ZR2124
    @ZR2124 Год назад +18

    Chrissy seriously getting snipped isn’t bad , it’s like a 5 minute procedure and you’re walking around the next day 😂 and the complications are rare

    • @ken-vz3ne
      @ken-vz3ne Год назад +2

      Mine hurt like shit during The procedure and four days after as well. But there were no side effects. Orgasms actually felt better (a little), i guess they still do but I’m used to them now.

    • @NoFapKing
      @NoFapKing Год назад

      You guys are nuts

  • @sundownfundown
    @sundownfundown Год назад +3

    Happy Valentimes Chrissy and Jizzy! 💞❤💕

  • @guythatredguy
    @guythatredguy Год назад +3

    Christories are fantastic please keep doin them!

  • @zaltonian
    @zaltonian Год назад +1

    Best gift Chrissy lovenuts ever got himself was deciding to anchor himself to the gorgeous Puerto Rican queen Jazzy. She is always a gracious guest, and you can tell they're great together . True love.

  • @mar_beach
    @mar_beach Год назад +1

    “Over a 3” 😂😂😂😂

  • @pabloilijas5498
    @pabloilijas5498 Год назад +1

    I love these two together 💕 Happy Valentine's Day for you guys

  • @NoBanksNearby
    @NoBanksNearby Год назад +9

    It's beautiful to see how much the fungus has helped Chris. Much love Chrissy Shrooms!

  • @bmrepass
    @bmrepass Год назад +12

    Happy Valentines Day 💝 Chris & Jazz

  • @traherne6726
    @traherne6726 Год назад +1

    Jazz is beautiful, I love their dynamic.

  • @getyasum24
    @getyasum24 Год назад +1

    Ahhahaha, Jaz.. 'It reminds me of Saved By the Bell.'🤣😂

  • @Flash16xx
    @Flash16xx Год назад +1

    Great pod. You need to have Jazzy on more often.

  • @malakalhawary94
    @malakalhawary94 Год назад +6

    We need jazz and titi jerry as permanent cohosts ❤ all the way from Egypt

  • @jazzprincemusic
    @jazzprincemusic Год назад +7

    Chrissy is slowly starting to look like a dictator and I love it

  • @speedblaze
    @speedblaze Год назад

    More of this....this is the type of therapy I or maybe the world needs....

  • @dirusso3683
    @dirusso3683 Год назад +2

    The line “Church is the original algorithm” goes so hard

  • @jennyblazeee
    @jennyblazeee Год назад +2

    The chaos is unmatched I love it 😂

  • @rg1062889
    @rg1062889 Год назад +1

    Vessis suck. Mine fell apart after 3-4 months. The rubber grip on the bottom started coming off and was completely gone within a month of it starting to peel

  • @sirsly8674
    @sirsly8674 Год назад +1

    “If you want to no pressure it’s fine” 😅

  • @madeleinefinley96
    @madeleinefinley96 Год назад +5

    he gets so nervous around her lol

    • @lukeylanguages2343
      @lukeylanguages2343 Год назад

      Yeah he does. It actually stressed me out to watch them interact because I feel like there’s a lot of of tension underneath that needs to be constantly released with jokes.

  • @Yokkiina
    @Yokkiina Год назад

    THE gorgeous Jasmine blessing us this Valentine’s💗

  • @birdog9633
    @birdog9633 Год назад

    She’s great, would listen to y’all both weekly for sure

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun Год назад +3

    Jazzy you better not or I’m swooping in on Chrissy I’m not even gay but keeping him around for the constant laughs 😅

  • @astralblue
    @astralblue Год назад +1

    Just got the snip in December big dawg. Wasn't that bad. I will say that my cajones are more sensitive to touch. By that, I mean a little love tap feels like a swift kick. Besides that, all is good.

  • @SandpaperTTV
    @SandpaperTTV Год назад +3

    As a Newport patty, I can say this ep is great watching live.

  • @ultralatina
    @ultralatina Год назад +1

    both you guys are amazing together

  • @CheechElMexicano
    @CheechElMexicano Год назад +4

    Thanks Chrissy, you truly enlightened the ups and ups with dating latinas. Cant be without them.... Unfortunately Mine ran off with a white guy but i still got my little PolloConRice out of it, my son 😂 #PuertoRicas #Latinas

  • @doyouthinkitsdead
    @doyouthinkitsdead Год назад +1

    Happy valentines, babes!

  • @briannefaulkner3734
    @briannefaulkner3734 Год назад +1

    Jasmine is literally so naturally beautiful

  • @alexandernewton5853
    @alexandernewton5853 Год назад +1

    Fresno native here. If you can, go to Anex kitchen or trelio for dinner. For coffee go to alchemist coffee lab.
    Wish I could see the show but I live out of town now

  • @conradbarrett6
    @conradbarrett6 Год назад +1

    Jasmine is bangin

  • @djprivileged7845
    @djprivileged7845 Год назад +4

    My mom changed horribly after getting her tubes tied. She also develop carcinoma I don't know if it's related but half her face is gone now she's living through it I bet she'd rather have a kid than half her face gone

  • @torinmckenna
    @torinmckenna Год назад

    Chris you killed that Stamford show last night, that new material is fucking hilarious!! Thank you i pissed myself, hope all is good with you and you family:)

  • @howHumam
    @howHumam Год назад +6

    I think Jazzy and Chris are giving Christina and Tom a run for their money as a comedy couple podcast. I love them all and just say that as a compliment, and I'm just realizing the dynamic is kinda a similar mix(Latin and white people, 2 kids)

  • @CoachMikeRelationships
    @CoachMikeRelationships Год назад +1

    Chris, you missed it! At 1:04:08, Jazz was ready to get it on! Read the room, buddy!

  • @lazarusmartinez
    @lazarusmartinez Год назад +1

    Jasmine is outrageously beautiful and was a great co host have her on more Chris !

  • @benjaminireland8400
    @benjaminireland8400 6 месяцев назад

    CHRIS HIT THE JACKPOT. DUDE IS BEYOND BLESSED.

    • @lostvegasangel
      @lostvegasangel 5 месяцев назад

      People on this ep, vs the newest ep with her lol

  • @marniebrimhall986
    @marniebrimhall986 Год назад +2

    Happy Valentine's to you and Jas.❤️

    • @marniebrimhall986
      @marniebrimhall986 Год назад

      I am on team Jasmine. She has her head screwed on straight.

    • @ReanuKeevesAus
      @ReanuKeevesAus Год назад

      @@marniebrimhall986 bullshit, Jazzy is typical Latina woman lol she crazy as fuck but hot!

  • @mattetter5077
    @mattetter5077 Год назад

    Love the Christories!
    I showed my parents and they love it as well!

  • @crisisactor420
    @crisisactor420 Год назад

    I'm also in a long term relationship with a Puerto Rican named Jasmine. WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER BROTHER 🇵🇷🇺🇸

  • @chefhernjr4349
    @chefhernjr4349 Год назад +3

    Dios la bendiga! You guys are awesome.

  • @Byrd819
    @Byrd819 Год назад

    You guys are great on these eps. We already knew Chris was funny, but Jazz just adds that little bit extra.

  • @Spacecrust
    @Spacecrust Год назад

    I live with a Puerto Rican too, in Bayridge Baby! The fear and pain is worth the squeeze, jaaa mean

  • @louisa1195
    @louisa1195 Год назад

    Praying for you! 🙏🏼

  • @Aiur
    @Aiur Год назад +2

    Honestly, chrissy is lucky to have her, she is 😍

  • @steven_dillon
    @steven_dillon Год назад +1

    The relationship is so good it makes me 😢

  • @joshuamullaney195
    @joshuamullaney195 Год назад +1

    Chrissy said "i don't have to do anything i don't want ever ?" like he gets pegged something awful 😥

  • @mothicbeauty
    @mothicbeauty Год назад +2

    I want Jazzy to be the next superbowl performer. Figure it out ♥

  • @benjaminireland8400
    @benjaminireland8400 6 месяцев назад

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂 love them together. Late to the party but Chris did his pod recently n she was on briefly with Daughter. So funny