Classic Trade Federation Lines - Star Wars: Episode 1 (HD)

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  • @aosx182
    @aosx182  4 года назад +254

    Hello There! I'm working on more Classic Lines videos - be sure to subscribe so you don't miss the next one! Any requests? Here is a playlist I will be updating ruclips.net/p/PL9HKZF6b0E3XpdEQxSE-X7enByd-P0_3i . Thanks!

    • @tEqUiko
      @tEqUiko 3 года назад +3

      "Is do*..*ot liiga*..*al!?"

    • @NOVEMBERRAINTROPP
      @NOVEMBERRAINTROPP 3 года назад

      😠🧐😠🧐👍❤️ - 😎🤴😎🤴👍❤️

    • @exaltedfalcheon1793
      @exaltedfalcheon1793 3 года назад +7

      General Kenobi!

    • @reubenguttenberg7405
      @reubenguttenberg7405 2 года назад +3

      @Mad Philosopher that dwells in the halls of madness I will make it legal

    • @QueenofBlades-j9e
      @QueenofBlades-j9e 4 дня назад +1

      Do whatever your heart desires and brings you pleasure

  • @nelsin-nagantkimber-g4760
    @nelsin-nagantkimber-g4760 5 лет назад +7328

    The East India Trading Company

    • @mynameiserlin9664
      @mynameiserlin9664 5 лет назад +283

      Commandant: sir what is it your command?!
      Beckett: its just good business!
      Commandant:A-Abondonned ship!

    • @roboguy75
      @roboguy75 5 лет назад +52

      @@mynameiserlin9664 ABANDON SHIP!!

    • @ReporterRed
      @ReporterRed 5 лет назад +208

      It's nothing personal, Amidala. It's just good business.

    • @gorillone86
      @gorillone86 4 года назад +13

      @@mynameiserlin9664 FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

    • @carlocumino824
      @carlocumino824 4 года назад +72

      In Italian version they have Russian accent.

  • @Jitterzz
    @Jitterzz 4 года назад +5439

    “Classic lines”
    I agree with your choices. I too believe that every line is quotable.

    • @dexterjettster8875
      @dexterjettster8875 4 года назад +203

      Is that legal?

    • @troo_6656
      @troo_6656 4 года назад +151

      @@dexterjettster8875 I will make it legal.

    •  4 года назад +1

      @@dexterjettster8875 haha

    • @julianwaters3946
      @julianwaters3946 4 года назад +86

      This is getting out of hand. Now there are all of them!

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 4 года назад +43

      ah, victory!

  • @DionysusAlS
    @DionysusAlS 4 года назад +4282

    "No need to report that to him until we have something to report."
    Me at work with colleagues talking about a project we bungled and our boss.

    • @kumanon9466
      @kumanon9466 4 года назад +181

      And then your boss goes:"When my new apprentice, Darth Vader arrives. He will... take care of you."

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 4 года назад +110

      @@kumanon9466 the war is over! The Boss promised us peace!

    • @tiffanypersaud3518
      @tiffanypersaud3518 4 года назад +4

      DionysusAlS, HAHA!!

    • @st.6413
      @st.6413 4 года назад +21

      @@visionist7 The transmission was garbled, he promised you in pieces.

    • @dexterjettster8875
      @dexterjettster8875 4 года назад +9

      Ahh yes the floor is made out of floor.

  • @TheLateLordKardok
    @TheLateLordKardok 4 года назад +1232

    Rune Haako is one of my favorite side characters. You can tell he's probably been in the business longer than Viceroy Gunray, judging by his better understanding of the threat of the Jedi.
    "Have you ever encountered a Jedi Knight before, sir?"
    "That won't be enough, sir..."
    "We will not survive this..."
    "You didn't tell him about the missing Jedi?"

    • @helloweasel1295
      @helloweasel1295 3 года назад +210

      Rune Haako seems like a generally good bloke who is trying to minimize damages in a situation that has gotten out of hand.

    • @toamatau8785
      @toamatau8785 3 года назад +235

      Some of the books go into this, he's basically Gunray's legal advisor and does indeed try to get him out of deep shit. Probably the most lucid of the Separatist dudes.

    • @musicaleuphoria8699
      @musicaleuphoria8699 2 года назад +65

      He honestly should have been head of the Trade Federation. Nute just muddled everything for them.

    • @goodsolonius7305
      @goodsolonius7305 2 года назад +35

      The best side character in the entire saga is objectively either Mars Guo or Bib Fortuna

    • @JohnGeorgeBauerBuis
      @JohnGeorgeBauerBuis 2 года назад +19

      Ironically, Nute Gunray had met these very same two Jedi before, but they were not on opposing sides that time.

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 2 года назад +303

    2:37 - “Tak him awuay…”
    The line that always stuck with me. 🤣

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 2 года назад +20

      Wercum to shitty wok

    • @Osio1000_5
      @Osio1000_5 2 года назад +9

      What kind of accent is this?! XD

    • @chad8519
      @chad8519 2 года назад +15

      The hand wave too

    • @masterdeetectiv9520
      @masterdeetectiv9520 Год назад +19

      @@Osio1000_5 according to Lucas when he was looking for accents for the Nemoidians he like the Thai accent because it has no nasal sounds and that fit with the Nemoidians because they dont have noses

  • @DionysusAlS
    @DionysusAlS 4 года назад +6065

    These guys are such sniveling, whiny cowards. I love them.

    • @jmillly1338
      @jmillly1338 4 года назад +83

      DionysusAlS why do they sound Asian lol

    • @violentscorl697
      @violentscorl697 4 года назад +376

      Jmilljr in German they have french accents hehe

    • @jmillly1338
      @jmillly1338 4 года назад +21

      ViolentScorl I can hear that lol

    • @jmillly1338
      @jmillly1338 4 года назад +19

      Rodzilla so jar jar smokes that dro?

    • @DionysusAlS
      @DionysusAlS 4 года назад +90

      @Rodzilla, "are you brain dead???"

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 4 года назад +3585

    You know, for all the complaints about the Prequels and the overuse of CGI and all that. Can we just take a moment and admire the prosthetics and puppetry of the Trade Federation guys?

    • @KazuyaMithra
      @KazuyaMithra 4 года назад +613

      Its funny people say it overused CGI when the film contains more practical effects than any blockbuster today.

    • @comicsans1689
      @comicsans1689 4 года назад +108

      You can think RLM for spurring many complaints against the prequels, particularly about the CGI, while they sucked off Jar Jar Abrams's Star Trek '09 CGI wank-a-thon.

    • @obiwankenobi687
      @obiwankenobi687 4 года назад +221

      KAZ the force awakens contained more cgi than phantom menace but people never mention it

    • @eduardobraga9137
      @eduardobraga9137 4 года назад +31

      lmao they look terrible,same facial expressions every scene

    • @eduardobraga9137
      @eduardobraga9137 4 года назад +13

      lmao they look terrible,same facial expressions every scene

  • @Br00c
    @Br00c 4 года назад +3058

    "Nothing can get through our shield"
    *The entire ship violently explodes*

  • @chelinchan24
    @chelinchan24 4 года назад +474

    1:37 “Again you come to f*** us your highness”

  • @supremeleadergnkdroid3202
    @supremeleadergnkdroid3202 3 года назад +192

    Title: classic lines
    Video: every line they speak
    Finally someone that realizes the full meme potential

  • @Robertthachickenwrangler
    @Robertthachickenwrangler 5 лет назад +1822

    They are no match for droidekaaaas

  • @biofriik
    @biofriik 4 года назад +2422

    So many memes in one video.

    • @amaxamon
      @amaxamon 4 года назад +106

      Unlike the new movies :P Totally forgettable dialogue. Lucas was the original Lord of the Memes!

    • @MisterDutch93
      @MisterDutch93 4 года назад +18

      Ratio Tile, may the Wish Power be together with you!

    • @chrise76776
      @chrise76776 4 года назад +33

      @@amaxamon Bro I can't actually remember any lines from the sequels

    • @amaxamon
      @amaxamon 4 года назад +8

      @@chrise76776 Me neither.

    • @Mustafa-to9si
      @Mustafa-to9si 4 года назад +7

      *This is impossible*

  • @darkraven5106
    @darkraven5106 4 года назад +1466

    “I think you can kiss your trade franchise goodbye”
    Ha! No! They still got two movies and an entire TV show before that happens!

    • @commandertaco1762
      @commandertaco1762 4 года назад +98

      And 5 quintillion droids

    • @salami99
      @salami99 4 года назад +21

      Yeah but he was arrested for it. Not like it matters.

    • @Flamingbannas
      @Flamingbannas 4 года назад +16

      two movies and seven seasons

    • @salami99
      @salami99 4 года назад +5

      @@VictorRodriguez-999 that why is said not like it matter.

    • @darkraven5106
      @darkraven5106 3 года назад +10

      @Your friendly Imperial tank driver I am talking about that they still were very powerful business men until Vader killed them on Mustafer.

  • @pixelatedbush
    @pixelatedbush 3 года назад +184

    i'm dying at how nute gunray is absolutely shitting himself at the Jedi situation and rune hako is giving a calm appraisal.
    "we will not survive this"

  • @a1exxx387
    @a1exxx387 4 года назад +84

    1:19 "Where are those Droidekaaas?"
    *literally 1 second later*
    "They're no match for Droidekaas"

  • @nutegunray3186
    @nutegunray3186 5 лет назад +487

    *THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND.. NOW THERE ARE TWO OF THEM*

    • @loaderror403
      @loaderror403 4 года назад +15

      You didn't tell him about the missing jedi

    • @liaml.e.5964
      @liaml.e.5964 4 года назад +12

      @@loaderror403 No need to report that to him until we have something to report...

    • @peterflame1875
      @peterflame1875 4 года назад +1

      *All batteries, fire! Fire!*

    • @reubenguttenberg7405
      @reubenguttenberg7405 4 года назад +4

      We should not have made this bargain

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 года назад

      that was the line my theater all went oh no....they were all gasping at once like oh this is a bad movie

  • @Schoby
    @Schoby 4 года назад +1144

    2:59 omg I lost my shit, these guys are the real comedy relief in star wars, not jar jar

    • @VinVonVoom
      @VinVonVoom 4 года назад +146

      "Nothing can get through our shield"
      **Something gets through their shield and they explode**

    • @Kazavop
      @Kazavop 4 года назад +38

      *Sees 2 timestamps*
      This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

    • @ScootyPuffJrSux
      @ScootyPuffJrSux 2 года назад +4

      It's way funnier with it being cut off hearing just one triumphant note as this dude gets blown up

    • @Dman9fp
      @Dman9fp 2 года назад +1

      Yep masterclass editing xD

  • @melsoderlund3379
    @melsoderlund3379 4 года назад +594

    “DoO u ThInK shE Suz PEc aN A TaCk?”

    • @Emppu_T.
      @Emppu_T. 4 года назад +61

      Idonno!

    • @BerserkerCade77
      @BerserkerCade77 4 года назад +37

      Emppu T. But we must move quickly to disrupt all come unications down thare

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 3 года назад +3

      @@Emppu_T. bot wi moust moov kwikleh tou desropt awl cumoonikayshonz!

    • @DioBrando-jm7uf
      @DioBrando-jm7uf 3 года назад +6

      “Bold of you to assume we would ever do anything without the approval of the senate.”

  • @Hasdrubhaal
    @Hasdrubhaal 3 года назад +221

    "We lost the transmission, sir!"
    "Sir! They've gone up the ventilation shaft!"
    Most known and oscar worthy performance, as we all know

    • @gonnagetasuperbowloutofmeb5192
      @gonnagetasuperbowloutofmeb5192 2 года назад +4

      All I hear is a Asian man

    • @impatienstheshmuck5348
      @impatienstheshmuck5348 2 года назад +13

      That's George Lucas's oldest daughter, actually. She had minor roles throughout the Prequels, this particular Nemoidian was one of them.

    • @GryphonWyng
      @GryphonWyng Год назад +5

      What's wrong with your faaace

    • @calvinnickel9995
      @calvinnickel9995 4 месяца назад +1

      Thing in the mouth face.

    • @andyg4929
      @andyg4929 5 дней назад

      She sounds like a cleaning lady you’d find at a random Holiday Inn in Mesa Arizona 😂

  • @miroslavtomic7038
    @miroslavtomic7038 3 года назад +237

    The pilot of the ship at the beginning was played by Silas Carson, who also played Nute Gunray. He also played Ki-Adi Mundi in all three films and all three of his characters were killed. Carson wasn't the only actor who played multiple characters in Star Wars franchise, but he is officially the only actor whose all characters were killed.

    • @gundammakerworldbreaker6133
      @gundammakerworldbreaker6133 2 года назад +5

      yikes.

    • @andrewli6606
      @andrewli6606 Год назад +6

      This isn’t completely true. Silas also played Lott Dod in Episode I, who doesn’t die on-screen. Therefore, not every one of his characters dies.

    • @miroslavtomic7038
      @miroslavtomic7038 Год назад +3

      @@andrewli6606 I stand partially corrected.

    • @miroslavtomic7038
      @miroslavtomic7038 Год назад +2

      @@andrewli6606 However, while Lott Dod was not killed on screen, he was killed during the Clone Wars.

    • @andrewli6606
      @andrewli6606 Год назад

      @@miroslavtomic7038 Yeah, but he wasn’t killed by being played by Silas. Otherwise, Matt Lanter who voiced Anakin in CW and played a security guard killed in Mandalorian would count, though he did voice some minor roles. Mark Hamill voiced Darth Bane in CW as well and he died in the past, though Mark has also voiced some minor roles.

  • @jymmylol74
    @jymmylol74 4 года назад +902

    "Close the blast doors, that will contain them"
    -"They are coming through"
    -
    "They are no match for the droidekas"
    -"Sir! They´ve gone up the ventilation shaft"
    -
    "Nothing can get through our shield"
    *They explode*

    • @zalabit927
      @zalabit927 4 года назад +7

      Lmao

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 4 года назад +18

      ACME is their supplier.

    • @TwiigssGames
      @TwiigssGames 4 года назад +5

      I literally lol'd when they exploded

    • @dexterjettster8875
      @dexterjettster8875 4 года назад +5

      THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE

    • @thimovijfschaft3271
      @thimovijfschaft3271 4 года назад +6

      Well In fact, they did contained for not very long.
      And they did run away from the Droideka's so in fact they weren't a match for them. And the explosion didn't get through their shield. But the ship exploded INSIDE their shield. So they were technically correct 🤔

  • @dmitrishostakovich9559
    @dmitrishostakovich9559 5 лет назад +2361

    They sound like the offspring of a 70 year old Chinese man and a random Indian guy

    • @bobmcbob49
      @bobmcbob49 4 года назад +74

      @@shivaspatel2024 but they can pronounce their Rs and Vs

    • @espi371
      @espi371 4 года назад +48

      @@shivaspatel2024 They are Chinese

    • @albert_obey3151
      @albert_obey3151 4 года назад +17

      That doesn't compute

    • @Deuteromis
      @Deuteromis 4 года назад +80

      @@shivaspatel2024 Chinese, based off of them anyway.
      I get that some people were complaining how Ep1 apparently racist with Jar Jar and the Trade Federation; but Lucas wasn't at all trying to be racist.
      He was using other cultures and races, which happens all the time in sci-fi. Star Trek did it.
      Vulcans: Chinese
      Romulans: Koren or Japanese
      Klingons: Russians.

    • @st.6413
      @st.6413 4 года назад +21

      @@shivaspatel2024 Nute Hunray specifically has a Thai accent

  • @martonmakhult3416
    @martonmakhult3416 4 года назад +668

    "Nothing can get trough our shields!"
    Famous last words..

    • @MrZedblade
      @MrZedblade 4 года назад +10

      ... but this ship can't sink?

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 2 года назад +5

      Kid!Anakin: *"NoThInG CaN gEt tHRouGH oUr sHiElDS!"*

    • @mushroomhead5914
      @mushroomhead5914 2 года назад +3

      Last words of the Moskva cruiser crew

    • @spelev5838
      @spelev5838 2 года назад +6

      Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?
      - Moff Tarkin before death star explodes

    • @jaypeedesuyo662
      @jaypeedesuyo662 2 года назад

      @@mushroomhead5914 The crew are actually alive and well. Indicates the ship was not attacked. It sank by stormy seas after it caught fire. So your comment is nonsense..... 👌

  • @user-yo8ab1ys9e
    @user-yo8ab1ys9e 2 года назад +253

    I don't care what anyone thinks or says, I absolutely love Episode I. Always have, always will. The memes are just the icing on the cake.

    • @patrick4662
      @patrick4662 2 года назад +4

      Now THATS RUclips commenting!!

    • @chrisr9265
      @chrisr9265 2 года назад +14

      I love episode 1-3 plus 4-6 I'm not fond of episode 7 and up though.

    • @mihaimercenarul7467
      @mihaimercenarul7467 2 года назад +2

      cringe

    • @chrisr9265
      @chrisr9265 2 года назад +6

      @@mihaimercenarul7467
      What are you cringing about?

    • @NormalExploiter
      @NormalExploiter 2 года назад +8

      @@mihaimercenarul7467 cringe me some more, son

  • @bobbobsled8843
    @bobbobsled8843 2 года назад +29

    I love how much passion is in “they are no match for droidekas” after basically being terrified

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 Год назад +2

      All this makes perfect sense. They are coming true, which in itself is impossible, but even if they do manage to get through, they will be gunned down by the Droidekas, which will result in what? In victory, that's right!

  • @rondaxen88
    @rondaxen88 5 лет назад +829

    “My lord, is that, legal?”
    Ok, like you’d care whether it’s legal or not lmao

    • @aosx182
      @aosx182  5 лет назад +155

      DominickS8 lol! Good point. Actually maybe he does care? He says earlier "our blockade, as you know, is perfectly legal". Maybe he was lead to believe they wouldn't be breaking any space laws?

    • @rondaxen88
      @rondaxen88 5 лет назад +90

      @@aosx182 He probably only asked so the senate wouldn't get involved...although it seems funny because, you know a big conglomerate like the Trade Federation doesn't get that big from being completely legit lol.

    • @mattg8600
      @mattg8600 5 лет назад +16

      Well he would care whether it was legal or not because as long as it is then the republic can’t do anything about it.

    • @alexander9703
      @alexander9703 5 лет назад +49

      @@aosx182 I think they would care. If the Trade Federation is anything like our real world multinational conglomerates then it will probably have a large legal department dedicated to finding loopholes that assure any action, dodgy or otherwise is legal, otherwise leave them open to considerable fines. Ultimately the Supreme Court doesn't seem to find the Trade Federation guilty of anything.

    • @jacob-cs5fx
      @jacob-cs5fx 4 года назад +1

      @@rondaxen88 you sound like a bricked fool.

  • @Rafael-pi4md
    @Rafael-pi4md 4 года назад +291

    1:23 they had ships that could travel at speed of light but still couldn't have a high quality security camera

    • @lars9925
      @lars9925 4 года назад +78

      Maybe we could also travel at the speed of light if we hadn't focused so much on improving video quality.

    • @aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa
      @aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa 4 года назад +32

      That's a shot they changed for the blu-ray, in the DVD the camera filter is normal
      You could also argue that QuiGon really fucked up that door, which probably had some camera circuits in there

    • @duffdingelmeyer7101
      @duffdingelmeyer7101 4 года назад +9

      It's a long time ago...

    • @lequeen2088
      @lequeen2088 4 года назад +8

      its like our world
      We can fly and drive
      We have the internet and visited Moon ... but the security camera are still at 300 pixels

    • @thimovijfschaft3271
      @thimovijfschaft3271 4 года назад +10

      Maybe having high quality security cameras isn't leeegal

  • @isaacanderson7374
    @isaacanderson7374 5 лет назад +468

    As you know, our blockade is perfectly legal.

    • @Rickkelley365
      @Rickkelley365 5 лет назад +3

      S u p r e m e M e m e s t e r block odd

    • @darrynmurphy2038
      @darrynmurphy2038 4 года назад +13

      Quote by every US president about Cuba since the 60s

    • @Laerei
      @Laerei 4 года назад +11

      "Sir, is that your blockade?"
      "Why yes, officer, it is."
      "May I see the paperwork for that blockade?"
      "Of course, officer, here they are. As you see, I not only have purchase documents, I also have Republic certified licence for that blockade."
      "Everything seems to be in order, you may carry on with the blockade. Have a nice day, sir."
      "Thank you, officer."

    • @dexterjettster8875
      @dexterjettster8875 4 года назад +1

      Yes, i will make it legal.

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 Год назад

      Indeed, the blockade is perfectly legal, and so is landing of the troops!

  • @harrisonofcolorado8886
    @harrisonofcolorado8886 4 года назад +122

    2:06 WW1 generals when they lose 12,000 men and gain 10 feet or meters of land.

  • @iainbrewin
    @iainbrewin 2 года назад +114

    The delivery on "they've gone up the ventilation shaft" was on point. 1:25!! Best line in the movie

    • @thedude3065
      @thedude3065 2 года назад +30

      theyvegoneuptheventilationshaft
      without spaces

    • @GayIncel
      @GayIncel 2 года назад +12

      It's so memorable

    • @NN-oz6rr
      @NN-oz6rr Год назад

      Why does he sound ret@rded though?

    • @CaptainHarlock-sx6xk
      @CaptainHarlock-sx6xk 3 месяца назад

      Among us

    • @T128Productions
      @T128Productions 28 дней назад

      *“Suh, e trensmeeshun from de plennet.”*

  • @rhyanwesthassel7980
    @rhyanwesthassel7980 3 года назад +148

    Love how pessimistic Rune Haako is. He knows that they are no match for Jedi.

    • @teamnoob52
      @teamnoob52 2 года назад +28

      He's the smartest one there, yet Nute Gunray just can't seem to appreciate his warnings.

    • @shanepower9201
      @shanepower9201 2 года назад +8

      Good thing that jedi arreee no maatch fow drooooideeka

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 Год назад +1

      You underestimate the power of Droidekas.

  • @jayrap94
    @jayrap94 5 лет назад +199

    Sir! they've gone up the ventilation shaft!

    • @PetersaberHD
      @PetersaberHD 4 года назад +12

      ..||,
      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @mydude8731
      @mydude8731 4 года назад +4

      Sounds indian

    • @nursmalik6024
      @nursmalik6024 4 года назад +4

      Sir, a transmission from the planet

    • @thegrowl2210
      @thegrowl2210 4 года назад +15

      “Sah! Dev gon ap de ventilaation shaf”

    • @paulf1946
      @paulf1946 4 года назад +7

      How do you know that? I said how do you know that? Answer me, thing in the mouth face! What is that thing, anyway? What'd ya smoke too much? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?

  • @amss6433
    @amss6433 3 года назад +155

    The way he says “ take him away” always makes me laugh

  • @darthvaldez999
    @darthvaldez999 2 года назад +109

    "ITS QUEEN AMIDALA HERSELF"
    by far the best line in all of Star Wars 😂

  • @wilhufftarkin8543
    @wilhufftarkin8543 2 года назад +414

    Man, Episode I is such an underrated movie. It has such a unique atmosphere among all the Star Wars movies and the art design is stunning. On top of that, the world building is excellent. It makes the Star Wars universe feel so much bigger and complex. It still feels like Star Wars, but also very different, but not because George Lucas didn't capture the universe but because he portrayed the more civilized age Obi-Wan talked about in ANH. There are many Star Wars fans who want Star Wars to always be gritty and dirty like Mos Eisley or the Millennium Falcon, but I love the fact that the prequels showed us beautiful and elegant places and not just uncivilized backwater planets.

    • @heydavedawson
      @heydavedawson 2 года назад +33

      Finally. Someone else gets it. I’ve been saying this for years. You hit the nail on the head.

    • @krispykremes2482
      @krispykremes2482 2 года назад

      Fucking zoomers man.

    • @Putukusi
      @Putukusi 2 года назад +25

      World-building and the overall plot are indeed the best things about the prequels. I cannot think of a single original good thing about the sequels (or about The Mandalorian, for that matter).

    • @tishtashtishtash
      @tishtashtishtash 2 года назад +9

      Talk, talk, talk. It’s a stinker of a movie.

    • @justjoking5841
      @justjoking5841 2 года назад +10

      Script and Characters? Not so good... but definitely meme worthy.
      World building and designs? Hadn't been done on such a scale at the time.

  • @captain_squiddy
    @captain_squiddy 4 года назад +844

    Sounds like the South Park creators doing their Asian voices 😂 also, handsome Squidward requires your subscription

    • @TheAniSi
      @TheAniSi 4 года назад +64

      Welcome to shity wok. Take your order please?

    • @sulphurous2656
      @sulphurous2656 4 года назад +13

      Hello, Is this Shitty Wok?

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 4 года назад +19

      @@TheAniSi pwease*

    • @PeppyMeppy
      @PeppyMeppy 4 года назад +3

      Welcome shity air

    • @ShamanMcLamie
      @ShamanMcLamie 4 года назад +23

      George Lucas was oddly specific with the accent. He told Silas Carson to give Nute Gunray a Thai accent.

  • @92C201
    @92C201 4 года назад +307

    They sounded like a typical Chinese uncle in Malaysia or Singapore...

    • @Khatulistiwan
      @Khatulistiwan 4 года назад +2

      Tahu tak pe

    • @Sune
      @Sune 4 года назад +16

      from this to Crazy Rich Asians, we’ve really come so far in terms of representation!

    • @Khatulistiwan
      @Khatulistiwan 4 года назад +9

      @@Sune Still a long way to go. Sadly in many Asian entertainment industries, dark-skinned races seldom get much representation except to serve as side kick, slap stick or villains or any other roles that reinforce stereotypes of their supposed inferiority and subservience. The sad part is that Singapore used to be part of numerous Malay kingdoms, empires and sultanates. I don't even know where are the Malays in a movie that was for the most part in Singapore. A typical example of a casting call or audition for acting, modelling etc jobs: Chinese or Pan-Asian (interpreted as either half Caucasian or half-(insert any fair skin Asian race)). Luckily they don't usually put 'Mandarin-speakers only' unlike for other industries. For those other industries, even when you can speak Mandarin, they may still will not hire you bcos 'Mandarin-speakers only' is a euphemism to hide their subtle low-key racism.

    • @Sune
      @Sune 4 года назад +14

      @@Khatulistiwan I was making a joke actually (because the aliens are obviously not malaysians/singaporeans) but I see where you're coming from, and there definitely isn't 100% equality in these industries yet.
      I'm an american of malaysian chinese ethnicity, and though I found Crazy Rich Asians an interesting watch, I can also recognize the film's shortcomings. like, if it was really singapore, where were all the malay and indians? the fact that they cast a lot of actors who, while talented, didn't have an actual malaysian/singaporean background is a bit disappointing as well (but I suppose that's on the movie studio trying to cast bankable names). The funny thing is, the director apparently rejected a notable actor who, while looking chinese, wasn't "ideal" enough (the actor was hmong/thai). not sure how the creative team went about casting.
      Hope these industries can get to the point where all actors, regardless of how they look, can star together on equal co-footing in major films!

    • @supremewilhelmii8120
      @supremewilhelmii8120 4 года назад +2

      Macam uncle jiran aku🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @razorsharpview9090
    @razorsharpview9090 4 года назад +834

    Lord Sidious: This is my waifu a 17 year old android.
    Nutt Gunray: My Lord is that Legal?
    Lord Sidious: I will make it legal.

    • @Cleric775
      @Cleric775 4 года назад +25

      Oh, please.
      People can get married at 16 in the UK.

    • @razorsharpview9090
      @razorsharpview9090 4 года назад +32

      @@Cleric775 No im just making a mockery of Palpatine, comparing him to those japanese men who married there love dolls 😂😂😂😂

    • @mikel6059
      @mikel6059 4 года назад +14

      17 years old android? Just buy one recently made.

    • @Cleric775
      @Cleric775 4 года назад +10

      @@razorsharpview9090
      I've seen worse.
      Rape, murder, incest in Wales.
      No need to watch Game of Thrones.

    • @Cleric775
      @Cleric775 4 года назад

      @Purple Emerald
      Dude, it's kind of like Skyrim. People treat these instances like they as if are normal.
      These are not my experiences.
      These are regular occurrences in Wales.

  • @clubsnatcher
    @clubsnatcher 2 года назад +38

    The costumes were hands down the best in this film. So beautiful.

  • @jackthelad4285
    @jackthelad4285 2 года назад +33

    The phantom menace had such a special organic flavor To it I LOVE IT

  • @Caedrelsallyxdd
    @Caedrelsallyxdd 5 лет назад +72

    I love how most of the iconic lines are in the first 20 minutes

    • @amaxamon
      @amaxamon 4 года назад +18

      That whole movie is a meme goldmine.

    • @KlaussMarcellus
      @KlaussMarcellus 4 года назад +10

      @@amaxamon the whole prequels is a meme

  • @FingerBviewssecondsago
    @FingerBviewssecondsago 5 лет назад +153

    We will not survive this dies in revenge of the sith

  • @Ge6687
    @Ge6687 5 лет назад +232

    i expect Nute Gunray and Rune Haako in new lego star wars game

    • @AlyxYTP
      @AlyxYTP 5 лет назад +36

      I’ll be so disappointed if they’re not in it!

    • @Ge6687
      @Ge6687 5 лет назад +23

      @@AlyxYTP and Daultay Dolfine to speak Are you Brain Dead?

    • @doctorballs8309
      @doctorballs8309 5 лет назад +32

      They'll be in the Skywalker Saga apparently. Makes no sense why they were left out of Complete Saga, they were legit 2 of the most important characters in the phantom menace.

    • @Ge6687
      @Ge6687 5 лет назад +7

      @@doctorballs8309 but my preoccupation he's confuses Daultay Dolfine whit Rune Haako my opinion is He's uses Lego Star Wars 3 Rune Haako model and paint the Clothes of blue

    • @dewelr121
      @dewelr121 5 лет назад +6

      @@doctorballs8309 He died in Revenge of the sith. Vader killed them

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 4 года назад +82

    I honestly don't mind them sounding silly. It's like Galactic Basic is a second language and they're not great at speaking it.

    • @aosx182
      @aosx182  4 года назад +12

      great point!

    • @gameragodzilla
      @gameragodzilla 2 года назад +1

      Of course, they’re speaking with thick Asian accents. That’s how Asians speaking English as a second language would sound.

    • @Webshooters1
      @Webshooters1 2 года назад +1

      @trueblueprussian 23 Plus when speaking a language that isn't your mother tongue it's gonna sound janky like putting the wrong emphasis on certain phrases or letters and English as a matter of fact is a notoriously difficult language for those who did not grow up learning it. Why do you think they hire teachers to specifically teach english?

  • @NilsHedstrom
    @NilsHedstrom 4 года назад +73

    I’ve always loved Nute Gunray, he is hilarious

  • @navylaks2
    @navylaks2 5 лет назад +177

    You forgot my favorite line: " We would never do anything without the approval of the senate " ;)

    • @heavylobster4339
      @heavylobster4339 4 года назад +40

      They're not wrong considering how they're taking orders from Palpatine.

    • @daschwah
      @daschwah 4 года назад +12

      “Witawt da ahproovah uhvda senaht”

    • @jowhy7243
      @jowhy7243 4 года назад +7

      *I AM THE SENATE*

    • @navylaks2
      @navylaks2 4 года назад +1

      @@MetalRaydown
      But still
      They've gone up the ventilation shaft

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 Год назад +2

      @@navylaks2 That's impossible. Nothing can go into our ventilation shaft.

  • @randomguy4180
    @randomguy4180 4 года назад +262

    Their accent sounds like Idubbbz when he's in that green suit

    • @TKinfinity01
      @TKinfinity01 4 года назад +8

      Random Guy
      IM GAAAAAAAAAY
      - Nute Gunray

    • @SirTrig
      @SirTrig 4 года назад +1

      Jesus fucking Christ, thanks man this made my day

    • @michele5223
      @michele5223 3 года назад

      LMFAO 😂😂

  • @Destroyer94100
    @Destroyer94100 4 года назад +126

    "This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!" LOL

    • @CJ-so3st
      @CJ-so3st 3 года назад +3

      The best lines!

  • @Zarik15
    @Zarik15 4 месяца назад +6

    “Ah, victory.” That line lives rent free in my head 😂

    • @aosx182
      @aosx182  3 месяца назад +1

      @@Zarik15 same

  • @TheBloodlessOne
    @TheBloodlessOne 2 года назад +16

    The long pause between "Sir" and "They've gone up the ventilation shaft" kills me every time

  • @DesGardius-me7gf
    @DesGardius-me7gf 5 лет назад +75

    “Theya still coming truuuu!”

  • @cenk_alper
    @cenk_alper 4 года назад +244

    i can't believe it! every line they said is hilarious.

    • @anaussie213
      @anaussie213 4 года назад +16

      Even 9 year old me wondered how Lucas could get away with such a racist depiction. “Take him away”.

    • @parkeranimations3671
      @parkeranimations3671 3 года назад +8

      @@anaussie213 how is it racist?

    • @parkeranimations3671
      @parkeranimations3671 3 года назад +15

      @DA MEMAN so them having Asian accents means Lucas is a racist?

    • @DioBrando-jm7uf
      @DioBrando-jm7uf 3 года назад

      @DA MEMAN But nearly every villain created by white people is white.

    • @mrdollyman5675
      @mrdollyman5675 2 года назад +2

      @@anaussie213 bruh what

  • @barackyobama6435
    @barackyobama6435 4 года назад +162

    2:30 when Disney says Rey is the chosen one

    • @fridaynightnicktoons6885
      @fridaynightnicktoons6885 4 года назад +1

      @Taeo Baxter aww ya beat me to it! Nice!

    • @Knidix
      @Knidix 4 года назад +35

      3:05 Everyone at Disney after Rise of Skywalker failed.

    • @amaxamon
      @amaxamon 4 года назад +5

      @Migizii Inini Bad reviews & falling behind TLJ is hardly a rousing success.

    • @mynameisjack0618
      @mynameisjack0618 3 года назад +5

      She technically isn’t the chosen one since the chosen one has to be the product of a virgin birth. Anakin was the chosen one.

    • @donkeykong4983
      @donkeykong4983 2 года назад +1

      777

  • @cnnr_
    @cnnr_ 2 года назад +28

    I'm actually really glad I got to grow up with these movies, because they introduced/developed a lot of good lore (and some lore we don't talk about), lead to the development of some awesome cartoons, and some awesome fight scenes and characters. I get to re-watch them with nostalgia/rose-tinted glasses especially when I compare it to the sequels. So to me they're super awesome.

  • @liquidschwartz38
    @liquidschwartz38 4 года назад +57

    “We lost the transmission” guy is my favorite character in the whole series and he has like three lines

    • @darthplagueis66
      @darthplagueis66 3 года назад +4

      Tey How.

    • @symfonio
      @symfonio 2 года назад +6

      They went up the ventilation shaft!!

    • @knifejames8163
      @knifejames8163 2 года назад

      The only thing i remember from starwars .

    • @chrisaustin663
      @chrisaustin663 2 года назад

      I always thought it sounded like Queen Amidala.

    • @RetroVzqz9313
      @RetroVzqz9313 Год назад +1

      Tey How is a female lol

  • @tristandunn4761
    @tristandunn4761 4 года назад +72

    I thought the battle was going to take place far from here....dis is too close.

  • @Lord_Buckles
    @Lord_Buckles 4 года назад +77

    This is what happens when you tax federation trade routes to outlying star systems

  • @derwal1543
    @derwal1543 4 года назад +30

    2:28 the best line of episode one

  • @ash9280
    @ash9280 4 года назад +85

    I really enjoyed the trade federation as villains. Sure, they're dumb and cowards but they written that way. Unlike the FO in the sequels who are supposed to be imposing but come off incompetent due to poor writing. The fact that something like the clownish trade federation post a threat to the galaxy shows the galaxy is in much different state than it was in the OT. While in the OT it was galactic totalitarian government, in episode 1 it is just a mere corporation threatening a single planet. In episode 1, they even care about it if it is legal or not. By the time of OT, all of the pretenses of legality matters very little or not.

    • @HolyknightVader999
      @HolyknightVader999 4 года назад +13

      The Trade Federation would eat the First Order for lunch. Those droid armies would far outnumber the kidnapped kids in the First Order army.

    • @schumerus6786
      @schumerus6786 2 года назад

      @@HolyknightVader999 You’re comparing Robot armies with centralized control stations with some decently trained children with a lot of frustration. If it came down to it, the FO would win for so long as their leaders aren’t the foolish bunch they are. The Trade Fed in Ep1 is puppeteered by Sidious, a guy who actually only wants to pose a decoy threat not an actual one. Swiped in a week if needed but considerable enough to pose a diplomatic discussion of an centralized army. After the army is in place, the “threat” is to be dissolved. So in hindsight, were the Trade Feds actually a bit rougher on their obvious scare of “keeping within the margin of legal” they’d have had a shot, a decent one. Now obviously not with the current droid army but with a more refined one it’s surely possible

  • @Beppo85
    @Beppo85 2 года назад +11

    I unironically love Nute Gunray. He’s hilarious.

  • @thatphotographerjoe
    @thatphotographerjoe 4 года назад +44

    "tahk hem awahhy"

  • @VonSchtauffe
    @VonSchtauffe 2 года назад +21

    I love the way he says "Are you brain dead?" 🤣
    Like he's so surprised that gunray would even consider such a thing

  • @RedStar441
    @RedStar441 Год назад +5

    Shoutout to control panel lady rockin those wacky shades.

  • @kkhagerty6315
    @kkhagerty6315 4 года назад +36

    0:30 When someone says they prefer the sequels over the prequels

    • @sparkingred66
      @sparkingred66 4 года назад

      Are you brain dead ?

    • @Officer-Balls
      @Officer-Balls 2 года назад +10

      More like when someone says rey is the chosen one

  • @smokeythebandit1889
    @smokeythebandit1889 4 года назад +21

    Nute Gunray should be the voice you hear on the battlefield when you play as the CIS in Battlefront 2!

  • @r2dezki
    @r2dezki 4 года назад +76

    WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAACE

  • @nileswillis7992
    @nileswillis7992 2 года назад +10

    Awesome memories of this film. Saw it 11 times in the theater(including opening night) in 1999. The hype was so huge back then because it was the first SW film since 1983. Just a fantastic film.

  • @JarJarStudiosPlus
    @JarJarStudiosPlus 4 года назад +45

    Mesa want to see all the quotes from episodes 1-3. Mesa love these guys!

    • @H.E.R.e
      @H.E.R.e 4 года назад +10

      Jar Jar Binks Yes my lord

  • @SirDonkle
    @SirDonkle 3 года назад +21

    2:54 Lost my shit at this part 🤣 "Nothing can get through our shields!" Entire ship explodes

  • @TheFirstDescentMusic
    @TheFirstDescentMusic 4 года назад +15

    "Tuck him away" ...droid tucks naboo senator into bed

  • @killercour
    @killercour 4 года назад +15

    Watching from just this point of view makes the jedi sound like some sort of unstoppable horror they are trying to run from.

  • @fundhund62
    @fundhund62 4 года назад +106

    I love the Star Wars dialogue! Lucas did a fantastic job of creating this wonderfully old-fashioned and regal way of talking, and it fits that ancient galaxy just perfectly!

    • @aosx182
      @aosx182  4 года назад +20

      That's a nice interpretation!

    • @nicholasiorio8968
      @nicholasiorio8968 2 года назад +8

      Just a "little" Asian stereotypical though, no?

    • @michaelsalmon9832
      @michaelsalmon9832 2 года назад +1

      It’s stupid and awful

    • @fundhund62
      @fundhund62 2 года назад +8

      @@nicholasiorio8968 No.

    • @18yearsoldnot
      @18yearsoldnot 2 года назад +2

      @@nicholasiorio8968 stereotypes are typically very true as well. Live with it.

  • @Bored_Kaga
    @Bored_Kaga 4 года назад +18

    I like how you followed "nothing can get through our shield" with the bridge exploding.

    • @AndrewChapman
      @AndrewChapman 4 года назад

      Imagine if it'd been edited that way in the actual movie lol

  • @bangbangcan2
    @bangbangcan2 Год назад +14

    As a kid, you think the Gungans are meant to be the comic relief.
    As an adult, you realise it's these guys.

  • @darthsidious6753
    @darthsidious6753 4 года назад +19

    The Trade Federation is huge. The CIS even bigger. They could easily hide changing of assets.

  • @yinyangyt8749
    @yinyangyt8749 Год назад +5

    The way they talk is just so funny to me. They’re accents are funny

  • @TheologyChad22
    @TheologyChad22 4 года назад +13

    3:02 it was at this point when Anakin's obsession with manslaughter began.

  • @martonszilagyi7804
    @martonszilagyi7804 4 года назад +53

    1:31 Queen Amadala herself!

  • @JackalHavok1992
    @JackalHavok1992 Месяц назад +1

    Nute Gunray's accent makes me laugh! One of Star Wars's most underrated villains.

  • @diverslangues7660
    @diverslangues7660 3 года назад +23

    I would totally watch a comedy about these two haha

  • @digitalunity
    @digitalunity 5 лет назад +18

    Again you come before us, your Highness.

  • @paulblack1576
    @paulblack1576 2 года назад +3

    “Take him away” I quoted that so many times as a kid when the movie came out

  • @rudicandaza3692
    @rudicandaza3692 2 года назад +5

    Nothing can get past our shield.
    *explodes* 🤣🤣🤣

  • @coast2coast-295
    @coast2coast-295 Год назад +2

    "Commander?"
    "Yes sir?"
    *"PROCESS THEM."*

  • @seany-s2987
    @seany-s2987 4 года назад +15

    2:51
    When you get a holomail from a Zyggerian prince and follow his instructions but don't receive 500000 credits as promised

    • @teamnoob52
      @teamnoob52 2 года назад +1

      To be fair, you'd have to be stupid as hell to trust that since the Zygerrians are notorious for piracy and slavery, not generosity.

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 Год назад

      Instead you get put into slavery

  • @sethyoung9792
    @sethyoung9792 3 года назад +13

    2:37 “Tuck heem uhwayyy.”

  • @ambitious2237
    @ambitious2237 4 года назад +11

    1:34 When I check my fitness results once a week. And it’s good.

  • @DSMTheEditor
    @DSMTheEditor Год назад +3

    I remember the big laugh in the theater from "Are You braindead? I'm not going in there with two Jedi!"

  • @Treblaine
    @Treblaine 2 года назад +4

    "Kiss your trade franchise good bye" the ultimate dis to refer to their federation as a franchise.

  • @alexthetitanosauremperor6904
    @alexthetitanosauremperor6904 5 лет назад +32

    WHERE ARE THOSE DROIDEKAS?

  • @freemanmod1338
    @freemanmod1338 5 лет назад +75

    2:05 When Fortnite Dies

    • @JampingVan
      @JampingVan 5 лет назад +24

      2:30 When Epic Game announced Fortnite 2

    • @PU8698
      @PU8698 4 года назад +11

      0:30 me talking to fortnite players

    • @jowhy7243
      @jowhy7243 4 года назад +8

      1:08 when you see a fortnite player outside your house

  • @nickgrummer1991
    @nickgrummer1991 4 года назад +28

    "Tuck him away"

    • @oguzesenturk1687
      @oguzesenturk1687 3 года назад +3

      Hahahahha

    • @teamnoob52
      @teamnoob52 2 года назад +1

      Roger Roger! *Tucks Sio Babble into bed like a grounded child, without telling Gunray anything but "orders completed".*

  • @Dankdalorde
    @Dankdalorde Год назад +5

    2:02 best office survival advice ever 😏

  • @417Owsy
    @417Owsy 4 года назад +7

    1:54 when your in a nerf war with friends and they have people with walkie talkies

  • @DW-dr8ck
    @DW-dr8ck 4 года назад +256

    The separatist were actually the good guys.

    • @quasar2115
      @quasar2115 4 года назад +78

      Not really, both sides were controlled by Palpatine, so it's really a question of which side was less evil. The droids indiscriminately killed civilians while the clones and Jedi did their best to save them and preserve peace in the galaxy. So I would say, out of the two, the Republic were the "good guys"

    • @SkiddyGaming
      @SkiddyGaming 4 года назад +113

      @@quasar2115 the Republic was corrupt as all h*ll and had a Senate that rarely ever did it's job properly if at all. High taxes but with next to no benefits for the cost. It also used a giant slave army (that's what the clones were, let's be honest) while the CIS used machines to minimize casualties for their population and military. CIS did employ more indiscriminate and scorched earth tactics, per Grievous Doctrine, but this can be argued to have been necessary given that, especially in its early stages, the CIS was in no position to compete fairly with the Republic economy or it's Jedi generals, and it needed to use less conventional and more devastating tactics to close the gap. Ultimately the entire CIS came together because they were sick of getting screwed over by a corrupt government that was all cost no benefit. Systems joined for autonomy and better representation and protection, Politicians joined it's parliament to escape the corruption of the Republic Senate, the MegaCoroporations joined because they were sick of getting taxed up the yin yang for trying to trade in the developing outer rim on routes previously free for use, Grievous joined because the Jedi and the Republic had helped an invasive species of slavers slaughter many of his people in a war of aggression (once again the result of a backwards Senate) and he was out for revenge, and Dooku (and several of his acolytes) joined because the Jedi Order had been co-opted by the corrupt Republic Government into acting as some kind of galactic police entity to enforce laws and politics often inconsistent with its values, and the Jedi Council was complacent to that.
      I definitely don't think the Clones were evil, and neither were most Jedi, but if I were to assess which of the two governments leading the armies makes more sense to me, and seems most likely to actually function properly and meet the challenges of sovereignty, I would choose the CIS in a heartbeat. Much less hypocrisy and far more results. Had the CIS actually won the war (say Dooku discovers Palpatine's been lying to him and actually goes for the win), the galaxy probably would've turned out far better.

    • @TheyAreHere2
      @TheyAreHere2 4 года назад +50

      Some of the Separatists were good people wanting Independence and self governance, but some were also ruthless war profiteers that saw economic opportunity in the war. But the Republic is corrupt and shitty down to the core, so I guess the Separatists still come out on top.

    • @quasar2115
      @quasar2115 4 года назад +16

      @@SkiddyGaming Good argument. If the CIS wasn't just one of Palpatine's puppet governments they would have been a much better government for the galaxy. But who's to say that once the CIS controls the entire galaxy they wouldn't just introduce the same tax rates and slowness of the Republic Senate? It takes a lot of money and time to control an entire galaxy. Also, Gunray had no intention of helping Rodia once he had control of it. I think that despite the Republic being exceptionally shitty, some of the things they did were necessary.

    • @danieltobin4498
      @danieltobin4498 4 года назад +26

      SkiddyGaming forgive me if I don’t find a future where Nute Gunray, a greedy asshole who’d let millions starve if it meant getting a profit out of it, Count Dooku, a man who’s morality had been corrupted and twisted by the dark side, and General Fucking Grievous are the ones who are in charge. Yeah the Republic is corrupt but it was full of good people like Padme and her allies who wanted what was best for the Galaxy. The CIS had little to no people like that, just unscrupulous opportunists and bloodthirsty maniacs

  • @GeefVis
    @GeefVis 4 года назад +5

    Are you Brian dead?
    My lord is dat legaal?
    They must be dead by now
    We will not survive this
    This is impossible
    This is geting out of hand now there are two of them
    The best memes i have found here

  • @apuffofpink8484
    @apuffofpink8484 4 года назад +11

    “Nothing can get through our shields”
    Famous last words

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 Год назад

      Short time later...
      "Lord Vader, we have been expecting you!"

  • @drewpeterson9236
    @drewpeterson9236 3 года назад +16

    It’s hilarious how incompetent and cowardly these guys are. They are the perfect comic relief bad guys. These 2 should have been the comic relief of the clone wars series and Greivous & the battle droids should have been terrifying monsters.

  • @impopularmano3394
    @impopularmano3394 4 года назад +5

    they're no match for droidekas,i love how this line was executed