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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @SDJW2016
    @SDJW2016 3 года назад +2428

    List of Khornate massacres;
    This list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it.

  • @MCEnderbornGaming
    @MCEnderbornGaming 3 года назад +1918

    “He fucked up Magnus super hard.” Magnus in the distance, “I punched one of his hearts out, why does no one remember that?”

    • @primecoconut4204
      @primecoconut4204 3 года назад +329

      Random Space Wolf also in a distance: "Doesn't make up the fact that you unleashed a daemon horde upon Terra when you could've just walked, you NEEEERD!!"

    • @hunterduck20
      @hunterduck20 3 года назад +89

      S P A C E W O L V E S!!!!!!!

    • @scheinerchen6471
      @scheinerchen6471 3 года назад +54

      @@akumaking1 STOMP STOMP

    • @KMn048
      @KMn048 3 года назад +41

      FLESH IS WEAK

    • @CoolSs
      @CoolSs 3 года назад +20

      @@primecoconut4204 this comment is gold

  • @Shevlander
    @Shevlander 3 года назад +1924

    “This is about Khorne, the least anime of the chaos gods.”
    I’d argue Nurgle is the least anime, but only if you don’t count parasite.
    Because Khorne is clearly Berzerk, Tzeentch is death note.
    And Slaneesh is literally every hentai at once.

    • @Dinker27
      @Dinker27 3 года назад +109

      When I think Khorne, I feel like Berserk would be nice.
      Nurgle..Parasyte?
      Edit: I done fucked up since Parasyte was mentioned and I'll add Samurai X with Khorne. Maybe even Corpse Party and Gundam.
      Nurgle can have Madoka because of the nature of the magical girls and hoooo buddy, those witches are rife with body horror.

    • @PyroKitsuna11
      @PyroKitsuna11 3 года назад +9

      What about the chaos chais?

    • @PropagandaDS
      @PropagandaDS 3 года назад +30

      Tzeentch is also id invaded and jojo

    • @level1dodo896
      @level1dodo896 3 года назад +25

      Oops Tzeentch has been isakia'd

    • @Dinker27
      @Dinker27 3 года назад +12

      @@PropagandaDS @Level 1 Dodo:
      ...*sigh* You two are absolutely right and it rustles me jimmies. 🤣
      .hack/Sign for Shifty-Ass Big Bird, then.
      Or maybe Flint the Time Detective if I gotta go full 80/90 Fox Boomer Kid.

  • @Lightscribe225
    @Lightscribe225 3 года назад +790

    Khorne may enjoy Orks, but like all Chaos, they annoy him. They're called the Abhorrence because they bring the Great Green anywhere they go and it gives all daemons in close proximity a headache.

    • @alexnitaly764
      @alexnitaly764 3 года назад +108

      Kraumpin' iz a gut job mate

    • @HiddenEvilStudios
      @HiddenEvilStudios 3 года назад +25

      Your chosen avatar's very Khorne.

    • @tobaccomarshall4659
      @tobaccomarshall4659 3 года назад +49

      @@alexnitaly764 cause as long as ere's 2 boyz left on d's plane' someone is gonna wan someone krumped

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 3 года назад +30

      @@tobaccomarshall4659
      Be big
      Be green
      N' -'ave a plan to- krump all the boyz' ya meet

    • @an1m8r
      @an1m8r 3 года назад +12

      So if they go on a Waaaagh, does he get his door kicked in by Gork and Mork?

  • @TaeruAlethea
    @TaeruAlethea 3 года назад +812

    8 people can make a war.
    4 people make a team.
    2 teams can fight for so much longer than 1v1.
    It's dividable by 2 so that one can murder the other. Khorns love for 8 is where the 8 pointed star for chaos originates.

    • @461Dragonman
      @461Dragonman 3 года назад +114

      I thought it was because 8 rhymes with "Hate".

    • @alfonsocyrusjoshua9551
      @alfonsocyrusjoshua9551 3 года назад +51

      @@461Dragonman also that, cant really say its not cuz no official reason as to why khorne likes 8

    • @Tommy9834
      @Tommy9834 3 года назад +35

      @@461Dragonman I'm pretty sure that's the real reason, and GW made the lore around them after.

    • @Dodsodalo
      @Dodsodalo 3 года назад +27

      NO the 8 pointed star originates with the 8 winds of magic from Warhammer Fantasy.

    • @metalbat8414
      @metalbat8414 3 года назад +9

      So would Khorne love the game 2048?

  • @miep3934
    @miep3934 3 года назад +647

    The funniest part about TTS Skarbrand is that they make him really honest and that he uses an extensive vocabulary so he uses different synonyms for hate.
    "SKARBRAND DISLKIES BEING MISINTERPRETED!"
    "SKARBRAND LOATHES STEALING! HE IS A RESPECTABLE MEMBER OF SOCIETY!"

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 3 года назад +73

      SKARBRAND DISLIKES STANDING HERE SLIGHTLY LESS!!

    • @gavinday6335
      @gavinday6335 3 года назад +27

      *Cough* HE HATES IT SLIGHTLY LESS. *Cough*

    • @michaelcallahan6537
      @michaelcallahan6537 3 года назад +40

      SCARBRAND HATES TRUCKS! *Inquisitor Tonka truck takes 18 wounds AND FUCKING DIES! Always makes me lugh

    • @HalfTangible
      @HalfTangible 2 года назад +40

      "SKARBRAND DOESN'T APPRECIATE PHYSICAL CONTACT!!"

    • @MansMan42069
      @MansMan42069 2 года назад +1

      Good riddance to TTS

  • @Le-cp9tr
    @Le-cp9tr 3 года назад +1025

    Khorne is the most honest of the Chaos Gods. Murder ain’t much but it’s honest work.

    • @morantNO1
      @morantNO1 3 года назад +34

      Idk. Besides Tzeentch, they are all pretty upfront about what they are all about.

    • @inquisitorbenediktanders3142
      @inquisitorbenediktanders3142 3 года назад +151

      To quote: "Khorne will never stab you in the back. He will only stab you in the face until there is no face anymore."

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 3 года назад +62

      Hey if Khorne can find humor in seeing an Ork Warboss ripping the balls off one of his Demon Lord's. How can you not hate this God?

    • @justsomewritingfan2202
      @justsomewritingfan2202 3 года назад +38

      @@Qardo plus continuesly reincarnating him, just because "look funny Ork gone full Waaagh".
      10/10

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 3 года назад +7

      So anyone who joins the blood God is it naturally they get taller and buffer or is it just or do you have to already be that.

  • @nandorhunyadvari9153
    @nandorhunyadvari9153 3 года назад +538

    DK is becoming a true 40k fan. I can hear his breathing getting heavier by each episode

  • @derekburge5294
    @derekburge5294 3 года назад +2440

    Little known fact: the mere *idea* of the Tau infuriates Khorne.

    • @thegreyeyedcat9142
      @thegreyeyedcat9142 3 года назад +275

      Kitten must love Khorne then

    • @hunn20004
      @hunn20004 3 года назад +187

      @@thegreyeyedcat9142 oh please, their brass armoury and stylings are ghastly, almost as bad as silver

    • @AltoStratusX1
      @AltoStratusX1 3 года назад +332

      @@thegreyeyedcat9142 Disagree. Hating Tau for the audacity to build battlesuit mechs but not equip them for glorious melee pisses everyone off in 40k (even other Tau- looks at Farsight).

    • @marcusathwal3330
      @marcusathwal3330 3 года назад +49

      FOR THE GREATER GOOD

    • @sarutile8663
      @sarutile8663 3 года назад +58

      Yes we do, yes we love it and yes I WANT SWORDS ON MY BATTLESUITS ! I'M NOT A WEEB BUT DANG IT !

  • @ThejollyFrenchman
    @ThejollyFrenchman 3 года назад +657

    Bricky and DK: Talk about anime
    Shy: *Puts up picture of Corey in the House*
    Never change, Shy. Never change.

    • @Mandraw2012
      @Mandraw2012 3 года назад +36

      "What is your dream 40k video game?"
      Shy: Puts up picture of Fire Warriors...

    • @krausercruz2780
      @krausercruz2780 3 года назад +22

      Clearly a true agent of chaos undivided

    • @fffx2
      @fffx2 Месяц назад +1

      If Shy wasn't a man, the personality would be gf goals

  • @loganraethorne4360
    @loganraethorne4360 3 года назад +1122

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
    SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
    MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!

  • @jorgemigueltavares6041
    @jorgemigueltavares6041 3 года назад +746

    Remember that one time, a single Grey Knight managed to make Khorne laugh by manipulating an entire planet of Khornate worshippers to turn in on itself?

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 3 года назад +74

      Wasn’t that Kaldor Draigo? That’s hardly “a single grey knight”

    • @jorgemigueltavares6041
      @jorgemigueltavares6041 3 года назад +120

      @@cryamistellimek9184 nope, this was all Justicar Alaric, from the Grey Knights novel “Hammer of Daemons”.

    • @JudicialBrat
      @JudicialBrat 3 года назад +93

      Ah yes. Alaric the "Betrayed"
      The lone Grey Knight who made a Daemon Planet turn on each other and also Piss off Tzeentch's Agent
      That Novel WAS AWESOME

    • @lazyc0mmander277
      @lazyc0mmander277 3 года назад +76

      Fucking finally some 40k creator that gets khorne. A god who's all about honor, duty, avoiding needless suffering and not killing the people who can't fight but eradicating anyone else would have fuck all to do with berzerkers. I still believe the only reason Khorne has to be angry is that people in 40k don't get what he's about.

    • @Lotan_
      @Lotan_ 3 года назад +22

      @@lazyc0mmander277 If you see his only followers as berserkers that'd be the case. But people follow Khorne for a variety of reasons.

  • @lukalovric2463
    @lukalovric2463 3 года назад +519

    Khorne in a nutshell: Gentleman, there is a rumor that I like war. I do not just like war. I LOVE WAR
    Edit: Chaos Gods are perpetualy at war with each other in a conflict called the Great game. Also Khorne haves his own cerberus.

    • @jefferybrown6473
      @jefferybrown6473 3 года назад +22

      @@baronvonslambert
      Well done Major.

    • @develtusletrin5410
      @develtusletrin5410 3 года назад +19

      @@baronvonslambert always a good thing to see a Hellsing reference

    • @gabzdark07
      @gabzdark07 3 года назад +5

      @@baronvonslambert
      KRIEG!
      KRIEG!
      KRIEG!
      KRIEG!
      KRIEG!
      KRIEG!
      KRIEG!

    • @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745
      @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745 3 года назад +6

      shout out to The Major

    • @LucasMp
      @LucasMp 3 года назад +7

      Hans, Hans...
      Bring it down a notch

  • @theoneandonlygrod
    @theoneandonlygrod 3 года назад +127

    Seriously, Skarbrand has such a badass story and I understand why Bricky didn't get into it, but it still makes me a little sad that he didn't.
    Skarbrand was THE Bloodthirster. Skarbrand is the best there is at what Bloodthirsters do, and he has literally filled oceans with blood.
    Welp one day, Tzeentch came to Skarbrand and convinced him that he is such a badass that he could take on Khorne and Skarbrand is like, "sounds so crazy it just might work" and then HE ACTUALLY TRIED TO KILL KHORNE! He even managed to stub Khorne's toe, which is in-fucking-credible!
    Well, Khorne picked Skarbrand up, put him in a chokehold until he blacked out, then dragged him out to the veranda, held him up so everything in Khorne's domain could see him and said, "pay attention motherfuckers, cause you step to me, you get some of THIS!" and then yeeted Skarbrand straight out of his domain.
    Dude flew for EIGHT GODDAMN DAYS like a comet of blind burning rage. When he finally landed, he cratered the earth. Then dusted himself off, said "well, hard to argue with that logic. Back to work, I guess" and went right back to killin' shit!
    Fucking Skarbrand.

    • @tucker0624
      @tucker0624 Год назад

      Thank the Emperor that you were here to enlighten me about this information

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill Год назад +5

      SKARBRAND HAAAAAATES LONG EXPLANATIONS!

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 2 месяца назад

      Im very late, but skarbrand hit him in the back when the blood god wasn't paying attention and was able to chip his armor, which you would think make him proud but he jit him whilst his back was turned aka a dishornable attack, if he did it from the front then khorne would have been ok with it, he wants someone to beat him, his ultimate goal is for his own skull to join the skull throne

  • @SaraGrapes
    @SaraGrapes 3 года назад +153

    Briky: "I came across a bunch of conflicting information, which is weird. . ."
    No. No it's not. Welcome to 40k lore.
    (In universe reason is conflicting sources of information. Real world reason is retcons.)

  • @rhodes3983
    @rhodes3983 3 года назад +124

    "Brother, I swear I won't go heretical!"
    *One crusade later*
    "KILL, MAIM, BURN!
    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"

    • @khylerbane4523
      @khylerbane4523 Год назад +2

      May the Emperor continue to favor brother Russ Badgorus.

  • @K4Kendo
    @K4Kendo 3 года назад +265

    Brikky: "I wonder why Khorne like the number 8" 🤔
    Number "hate": "Am I a joke to you!?"

    • @ohmygoditisspider7953
      @ohmygoditisspider7953 3 года назад +6

      Every comment posted in a template like this is posted by someone with a room temperature IQ.

    • @concretephill8509
      @concretephill8509 3 года назад +23

      @@ohmygoditisspider7953 and those who show such pointless maliciousness are usually miserable bastards with Parental or Sexual issues that set you on a life of bitterness xXx

    • @ohmygoditisspider7953
      @ohmygoditisspider7953 3 года назад +3

      @@concretephill8509 at least I'm capable of original thought. I would rather live in bitter clarity than be braindead and delusional.

    • @n.henzler50
      @n.henzler50 3 года назад +9

      That's why Khorne's most sacred hymn is "Hate Times Eight" by Psychostick.

    • @ohmygoditisspider7953
      @ohmygoditisspider7953 3 года назад +1

      @@n.henzler50 for example: this comment is better than the OP comment by default.

  • @nicholascerillo4000
    @nicholascerillo4000 3 года назад +194

    Bricky’s Stand would be “Another Brick In The Wall” and do the following:
    Whenever someone starts talking about anime, that person is entombed in a prison of bricks and mortar to shut them up.
    : P

    • @guardsmanlars6797
      @guardsmanlars6797 3 года назад +8

      YESSSSS

    • @Mate397
      @Mate397 3 года назад +6

      *instant transmissions out of the prison*
      Is that the best your stand can do?!

    • @1r0zz
      @1r0zz 3 года назад +3

      Or something called "ignorant prejudice"...

    • @thelionsden2768
      @thelionsden2768 3 года назад +2

      This is a paradox

  • @nicholassulfaro6754
    @nicholassulfaro6754 3 года назад +283

    Bricky: "Why Korne like 8?"
    Korne: " *WHO ARE YOU TO ACCUSE ME* "

  • @lucasvalls5436
    @lucasvalls5436 3 года назад +125

    There is a sister that fell to Khorne, by the name of Oleande, from the short story "Heart & Soul" and her order (Valorous Heart) was surpressing the information hard! One sister by ORDER, took Oleande's name and identity, while hunting the real Oleande down, so no one would know that a sister from their order had fallen to chaos.
    The sister who fell to Slaanesh is Miriael Sabathiel, don't know much about her other than what i have read on the wiki.
    This is me speculating, but there is most likely other sister that has fallen to chaos, but that information is surpressed like what Valorous Heart did.

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 3 года назад +7

      Those two are the only ones that willingly chose chaos but there have probably been others who were corrupted against their will a la death guard.

    • @Channel-23s
      @Channel-23s 2 года назад +1

      Damn wished they made some stories or more info on them

  • @aidanniblock6186
    @aidanniblock6186 3 года назад +149

    Me growing khorne cults in a nice big field: "it ain't much but it's honest violence"

  • @duckrich1325
    @duckrich1325 3 года назад +134

    I love how he just keeps an ork in his realm just to fight his demons

    • @psychloptic9024
      @psychloptic9024 3 года назад +42

      Other Chaos Gods: Hey Khorne why are all those Orks massacring and being massacred by demons on your front yard? Why do you keep those things around?
      Khorne,, holding a struggling Ork Boy with two fingers while shoota rounds plink off his giant brass face: I just think they’re neat

    • @ShahbazBokhari
      @ShahbazBokhari 3 года назад +12

      @@psychloptic9024 Krumping Marge Meme took on a whole new meaning.

  • @Tucker0603
    @Tucker0603 3 года назад +214

    Ka'bandha, the bloodthirster who Sanguinius beat up has vowed to ALWAYS plague his sons the blood angels forever when he got his ass beat. To the point where he actually sorta came to the blood angels aid when the Tyranids attacked Baal. Basically the mentality is "ONLY IM ALLOWED TO KILL YOU! NO ONE ELSE!!!!" It's also kinda memed that he's Tsundere for Sanguinius. He's kinda my favorite named bloodthirster.
    Also I've got a certain awesome model from creature caster, the Queen of Onslaught which is basically a female bloodthirster model, it's awesome, fite me.
    Also the sisters of battle are my favorite along with Imperial knights.

    • @techpriestalex8730
      @techpriestalex8730 3 года назад +2

      I hate the psyche awakening crap it's just so stupid.

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 3 года назад +1

      @@techpriestalex8730 is it true that most tech priests are somewhat immune to psychic mind control they have no weak flesh are those are just propaganda from Mars.

    • @jasons.2807
      @jasons.2807 3 года назад +10

      He doesn’t just want to kill blood angels, he also wants to convert their asses to chaos. I mean, who could spill blood better than vampires?

    • @techpriestalex8730
      @techpriestalex8730 3 года назад +2

      @@mikecampos1193 yes and no, depending on the level of augmentation on the tech priest and his/her own will power.

  • @williansnobre
    @williansnobre 3 года назад +66

    The Sister of Battle that turned to Slaanesh is Miriael Sabathiel, there's not a lot about her, but she is the only Sister of Battle to ever _willingly_ turn to Chaos, but there were some cases of Sisters being twisted against their will, besides the Imperium would hide any case of a Sister turning traitor as hard as they would hide a Space Marine Chapter becoming Gue'ron'vesa.

  • @CptMuttonchops
    @CptMuttonchops 3 года назад +398

    What is better than binging every single episode in two days? Waking up to a nice bloody bowl of Khorne flakes. Let's go guys!

  • @simplewrites
    @simplewrites 3 года назад +95

    "Well Shy said she has a thing for us."
    Bricky, 2021

  • @monsterhunterrivi6303
    @monsterhunterrivi6303 3 года назад +212

    Khorne: *smacks lips*
    Mmmm. That's a nice base note of murder....with a subtle note of bloodshed

    • @jakeharris1357
      @jakeharris1357 3 года назад +4

      Yet with a healthy crispness of skull taking

  • @ursoanonimo8398
    @ursoanonimo8398 3 года назад +97

    I love Shy's longstanding hate for Cleaveland that shows up a little on each episode.

  • @enter2790
    @enter2790 3 года назад +283

    Dislikes must have been from The demons who were compared to cleveland

    • @mcnaughe
      @mcnaughe 3 года назад +7

      I was going to say it was Bricky dissing on the librarian look

    • @AltoStratusX1
      @AltoStratusX1 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/oZzgAjjuqZM/видео.html

    • @ohmygoditisspider7953
      @ohmygoditisspider7953 3 года назад +4

      I'm an ohio resident and I can promise you that nobody in Cleveland would argue with that.

  • @LemanRussVanquisher
    @LemanRussVanquisher 3 года назад +68

    Also in reference to the juggernaut being a Sigmar mini. Buying AoS Khorne stuff and gluing space marine back packs and bolt pistols to them is a proud tradition of World Eaters players, give our only models are like 20 years old.

    • @JohnnyMayHymn
      @JohnnyMayHymn 3 года назад +3

      that model can be a Chaos Lord on Juggernaut, but the rules are no longer being updated (legends)

  • @Kuziminski
    @Kuziminski 3 года назад +131

    I got my mom into Warhammer 40k because of y'all!
    She absolutely loves y'alls voices.
    Her favourite models seem to be mostly Tzeentch. Which is so unexpected!
    She also finds the Rot Flies so adorable. Nearly convinced her that I would buy some for her to paint, but she demanded something I'd be able to use. So she's going to paint up Junith Eruta. 😄

    • @Kuziminski
      @Kuziminski 3 года назад +7

      I'm running into the error, my mom just said she loves me and won't be swapping back to respond to anything I say until she's done with this. (Mobile.) Addicted, I say.

    • @nokiademon773
      @nokiademon773 3 года назад +16

      That's so cool. Seeing any hobby cross generations and drawing family members together is a great thing. -especially when it comes to such a traditionally... Disregarded hobby as 40k in the eyes of older generations.

    • @GloriousDonKarnage
      @GloriousDonKarnage 3 года назад +3

      That's awesome, hope you both have an amazing time in this hobby :D

    • @Kuziminski
      @Kuziminski 3 года назад

      @@GloriousDonKarnage Thank you! I think she'll be sticking to just the painting, I'm hoping to slowly convince her to play at our FLGS.

    • @enitsu-142
      @enitsu-142 3 года назад +1

      0-0

  • @ToaArcan
    @ToaArcan 3 года назад +63

    "Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Let! The Galaxy! *Burrrrrn!* "
    - Bloodfather Azariah Kyras
    Also yeah, most of the Eldar model range is like 20 years old. They've gotten new stuff but the troops and such are positively ancient.

    • @enitsu-142
      @enitsu-142 3 года назад +1

      HE’S A PSYKER HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET HIS BLESSING AAAAAAARGH

    • @ToaArcan
      @ToaArcan 3 года назад +2

      @@enitsu-142 Khorne just really likes that speech.

    • @xshadowx32hd66
      @xshadowx32hd66 3 года назад

      how tf did khorne even let that slide
      does kyras manipulate blood?
      does the rage spell from clash of clans count as a big dick move like honorable magic less combat?

  • @Entaliuss
    @Entaliuss 3 года назад +124

    I still cant belive how blessed I feel for finding this Podcast I love 40k and you guys are so amazing! Ps: You really have TV show voices!

  • @Vaino_Hotti
    @Vaino_Hotti 3 года назад +97

    TheY talked about Leman Russ and Sanguinius being melee Primarchs, I'd say Angron the ultimate melee primarch (heretic but still)

    • @openaardvark419
      @openaardvark419 3 года назад +14

      And Fulgrim. The parallels being that the Wolves are like the World Eaters, in that they are openly brutal. The Blood Angels and the Emperor’s Children tend to present themselves in a more noble manner.

    • @kishinasura1989
      @kishinasura1989 3 года назад +1

      Angron is from my knowledge the weakest primarch the whole a primarch being made a slave thing is a heavy blemish on his rep

    • @Skartak
      @Skartak 3 года назад +18

      @@kishinasura1989 No. Just no.

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 2 года назад +1

      @@kishinasura1989 theres Lorgar, then Alpharius and Omegon in 1vs1
      Ofc their Spear being OP as hell can make things spicy 1nd 2vs1 as twin primarch theyd body most primarch

  • @oniwahoo719
    @oniwahoo719 3 года назад +92

    DK knew Lehmann Russ was the primarch of the wolves! He's learning!

  • @uria3679
    @uria3679 3 года назад +32

    Khorne is the kind of guy who would say that HATRED is Game of the Year material

  • @The_belligerant_servo_skull
    @The_belligerant_servo_skull 3 года назад +99

    You guys, Baldermort and a new lore channel called Only War are honestly sustaining my existence, thank you for what you do. I get excited to hear Bricky spin these yarns in unique zero fucks fashion, can 100% hear your smile when you're in the flow.
    You guys deserve all the success coming

  • @stanfromaccounting2045
    @stanfromaccounting2045 2 года назад +22

    “World Eaters need a codex”
    This aged well lol

  • @smoothseeker6196
    @smoothseeker6196 3 года назад +112

    When the Blood Hits Your Eye Like a Big Khornate Pie!

    • @chosenofkhorne2951
      @chosenofkhorne2951 3 года назад +3

      The number is 8 because he has 8 bastions that defend his realm from the other chaso gods if some one wants to know

    • @andreataccone2564
      @andreataccone2564 3 года назад +22

      That's Melee!
      When You Cut Through Their Spine With a Sword Made of Fire!
      That's Melee!

    • @restauriorestoria1332
      @restauriorestoria1332 3 года назад +12

      @@andreataccone2564
      When you cut him in two
      With chainaxes you slew
      Thats a melee!!

    • @senor_parrot1628
      @senor_parrot1628 3 года назад +3

      Thats-a murder!

    • @krenick9900
      @krenick9900 3 года назад +3

      "That's a Goreá!"

  • @JMBryant23
    @JMBryant23 3 года назад +13

    I get out of surgery to see they have released a new episode and that makes me so happy thank you guys.

  • @mickyflint
    @mickyflint 3 года назад +102

    We need a podcast where it's just dk watching tts with bricky explaining details that he might miss.

  • @RelativelyBest
    @RelativelyBest 2 года назад +11

    The reason orks have no interest in serving Khorne is because they have Gork and Mork who already provides them with everything they want. Switching to Khorne would be a downgrade, or at least pointless. After all, how could Khorne possibly be orkier than the literal ork gods? That's the thing about orks: They're actually content with what they are, so Chaos has nothing to offer them.
    This is also the reason why daemons find orks absolutely infuriating.

  • @prestobizmal
    @prestobizmal 3 года назад +64

    Hey guys, been listening since the first episode, you even gave my comment a shout out in episode 3 or 4 (about walking the pups while listening). I’m still here commenting and liking to help the algorithm while listening on Spotify!
    Keep up the good work, I look forward to the eventual Tuska daemon killa episode :)

  • @AftermathRV
    @AftermathRV 3 года назад +12

    5:40 Unironically though, ever since Games workshop cannonized the commissar in a tank going "GO IN THAT DIRECTION I WANNA HIT THEM WITH A SOWRD", is that not the most khorne thing ever? so is every commissar unknowingly committing the highest act of heresy?Khorne sounds like a pretty dope man so far.

  • @wovensystem1782
    @wovensystem1782 3 года назад +52

    Maybe watch TTS together? And discuss afterward
    Edit: alfabusa is p chill. I know a couple places one could get a hold of him if needed

  • @Volothos
    @Volothos 3 года назад +17

    If memory serves, only one Sister, Miriel something, turned to Slaanesh willingly but may have been retconned. All other Chaos Sisters were forcefully corrupted

  • @deanprowell7947
    @deanprowell7947 3 года назад +32

    I'm so glad this podcast exists guys. I know that the episode hasn't dropped yet, but if you don't talk about him that much it'd be great to see an episode on everybody's favorite Swell Guy, Kharn the Betrayer!
    Edit: Or Lotara Sarrin too, especially if you do one on the World Eaters specifically. She's badass

  • @Tony_TK
    @Tony_TK 3 года назад +17

    “Celestine looks like a library mom”
    Jokes on you I’m into that sh¡t

  • @stellarfountain2111
    @stellarfountain2111 3 года назад +35

    Heya, I'm honestly kinda glad that you guys posted this today, i was woken up to find out that a dog that i knew for 12 years was being put down, it's okay cause she will be at peace, I'm gonna be busy trying to distract myself so thank you for the video

  • @calicozam
    @calicozam 3 года назад +7

    The "Iconoclast" is a khorne warlord who was originally a Sisters Of Battle Celestian W/ Order of the Valorous Heart. It was in the short story Heart & Soul

  • @ej.crusing6130
    @ej.crusing6130 3 года назад +49

    I think the part about the chaos gods “starting dates” is when they first became self aware

    • @level1dodo896
      @level1dodo896 3 года назад +9

      Basically it's when they became what they are in 40k modern times. Khorne, Tzeentch, and Nurgle have always existed but they became what they are during the medieval times(earth)

    • @r.cdahuman7682
      @r.cdahuman7682 3 года назад

      @@level1dodo896 yeah. Thats when they first formed, but once they formed they have always existed. Its hard to explain

  • @240Ldemon
    @240Ldemon 3 года назад +5

    Ok now this I can't let stand, Sanguinius did not barely survive a 1v1 with Ka'Bandha. Sanguinius kicked the bloodthirster half to death and was about to finish him off when he started spouting off about Horus turning traitor, and was able to get in a cheap shot and injure Sanguinius' legs. When he recovered and chased him down, he was dealing with not just Ka'Bandha, but also the Keeper of Secrets, Kyriss the Perverse.
    He then curb stomped Ka'Bandha again, ripping one of his wings off, before saying, if he really came from hell, to tell them it was Sanguinius that sent him back. And he then chucked him into a pit of warp fire, and then beheaded Kyriss.
    And when Sanguinius fought Ka'Bandha again on Terra, he pulled a Bane and broke him over his knee.

  • @dylanreeck1589
    @dylanreeck1589 3 года назад +44

    Leutin’s got a really good series explaining the origins of the warp

    • @MansMan42069
      @MansMan42069 2 года назад +1

      Luetin can't even get bolt weapons right.

  • @jupiterrising887
    @jupiterrising887 Год назад +3

    "Let's do a video on Khorne!"
    **Talk about other shit for 70 minutes**

  • @mr54mems22
    @mr54mems22 3 года назад +31

    When ever I see a new episode is out all I can think about is “humanity restored” from dark souls

  • @connorthegunlovingeek7465
    @connorthegunlovingeek7465 3 года назад +1

    The noise Marines with the bolter guitars are by far my favorite model as a huge rock n roll fan

  • @augustgurtisen
    @augustgurtisen 3 года назад +14

    I've been thinking about rewatching tts, this sealed the deal

  • @howtovibrate
    @howtovibrate 3 года назад +24

    every time bricky says "in their own right" an angel gets their wings

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 3 года назад +9

      Which angels?
      Angels Encarmine
      Angels of Absolution
      Angels of Damnation
      Angels of Ecstasy
      Angels of Fire
      Angels of Flame
      Angels of Fury
      Angels of Iron
      Angels of Penance
      Angels of Purgatory
      Angels of Redemption
      Angels of Repentance
      Angels of Retribution
      Angels of Vengeance
      Angels of Vigilance
      Angels Penitent
      Angels Porphyr
      Angels Redeemed
      Angels Resplendent
      Angels or Revenant
      Angels Sanguine
      Angels Vermillion
      Blood Angels
      Dark Angels
      Extinction Angels
      Fire Angels

    • @florianglinka8575
      @florianglinka8575 3 года назад +4

      @@Qardo Angels of pog

    • @majormajorasic
      @majormajorasic 3 года назад +5

      @@florianglinka8575 Pogels

  • @AutiCyrptArch
    @AutiCyrptArch 3 года назад +18

    Patreon suggestion. $5001 - Why Bricky hates anime.

  • @The_Rage_Kage
    @The_Rage_Kage 3 года назад +5

    "We need to talk about Dorn, he's a dick."
    Those are fighting words my friend.

  • @confusedcabal342
    @confusedcabal342 3 года назад +21

    Please do Tau next. I need to get DK’s thoughts on the Tau.

    • @kishinasura1989
      @kishinasura1989 3 года назад +1

      The cursing will reach heretical levels

  • @enzomondet7155
    @enzomondet7155 3 года назад +7

    I can't wait for a video on the Imperial Knights and TITANS i found the fact that a WALKING CATHEDRAL with canons as big as a train is fucking epic !

  • @justbob5013
    @justbob5013 3 года назад +3

    I'm so glad I discovered you guys. It's so much fun watching you guys and also I'm learning things I never even knew before even after watching hundreds of videos on w40k. Wish you guys reach 100k subs and beyond. Just earned yourself a new subscriber ❤

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 Год назад +1

    Each of the Chaos gods would have a xeno race that aligns with their theme:
    For Khorne, the orks.
    For Slaneesh, the Eldar.
    For Nurgle, the Necrons.
    And for Tzeentch, the Tyranids.

  • @garfieldsans967
    @garfieldsans967 3 года назад +4

    When bricky was talking about the battle sister swapping idea for his dream game I instantly thought about how you switch characters in the lego Star Wars games.

  • @joyahorrorshow
    @joyahorrorshow 3 года назад +3

    the night lords episode definitely was the best one for me, konny has a fantastic story

  • @durandus676
    @durandus676 Год назад +3

    I just realized, if nurgle destroyed the gene seed, slanesh gabagooled fulgrim and tzeech pranked magnus, khorne just kinda waited for someone to come too him

  • @michael3088
    @michael3088 3 года назад +1

    In my head cannon.
    Korne as a god of war is the embodiment blind rage and blood last and indiscriminate killing.
    Kaine as a god of war that embodies the need for beings to survive through martial means to protect themselves.
    Both gods of war but opposite ends of the spectrum, the different aspects of combat.

  • @marcog.verbruggen674
    @marcog.verbruggen674 3 года назад +6

    Khorne being born in the human middle ages is old lore. the re-interpretation i've heard is that the middle ages matched a time when Khorne was particularly powerful

  • @ryanbrooks3432
    @ryanbrooks3432 3 года назад +3

    DK: “so what are we doing next time?”
    Bricky: “Goodbye viewers!”
    Oh so Tzeentch?

  • @stannisbaratheon3650
    @stannisbaratheon3650 3 года назад +11

    Amazing content. You guys make my long drives to work very enjoyable

  • @wesfiji8548
    @wesfiji8548 3 года назад +1

    43:00 🤣🤣🤣 shy with the little violin

  • @Lantern_Light
    @Lantern_Light 3 года назад +27

    Mentions space wolves: *shows a picture of a fursuit*
    Me: honestly that’s a pretty nice looking suit. Cute.

  • @bummknallpeng4294
    @bummknallpeng4294 3 года назад +3

    Regarding the Exterminatus question at 6:45: The extermination of a world through orbital bombardment is something that may both be "gigantic, bloody and senseless" as well as serve to gain favour from Khorne, as is shown in DoW2's Retribution expansion (if you've played a certain one of its missions, you know that the above is actually a pretty great description for such an event). :-D

  • @1234kalmar
    @1234kalmar 3 года назад +6

    Khorne being born during the middle ages is, afaik, some very old lore, and has been kinda retconned, so you were right about the War in Heaven

    • @michael3088
      @michael3088 3 года назад

      There's no such thing as retcon in Warhammer, remember time in the warp is not linear and different from our understanding

  • @radekzednik1023
    @radekzednik1023 3 года назад +2

    I love the sound bricky makes for Tzeentch. Just reminds me of Rodger Smith, from American Dad.

  • @uria3679
    @uria3679 3 года назад +18

    1:02:22 I would want a God of War like 40k where you play as Tuska Demon Killa and your goal is to get strong enough to fight Angron

    • @kishinasura1989
      @kishinasura1989 3 года назад

      The weakest of the primarchs that's not a high enough goal the real one is to right khorne

    • @uria3679
      @uria3679 3 года назад +2

      @@kishinasura1989 I doubt Tuska can beat Khorne

    • @kishinasura1989
      @kishinasura1989 3 года назад

      @@uria3679 you act as if that will stop him

    • @uria3679
      @uria3679 3 года назад +2

      @@kishinasura1989 maybe he could go fight the other demon primarchs

    • @kishinasura1989
      @kishinasura1989 3 года назад

      @@uria3679 Gork & Mork likes this

  • @lostmuskrat
    @lostmuskrat 3 года назад +1

    I was listening to this while falling asleep, and every time you said "Khorne" I heard "corn" and I quietly chuckled to myself and then got hungry.

  • @ChenAnPin
    @ChenAnPin 3 года назад +5

    I'm surprised the Khorne Chaos Space Marines, with their love of chainsaw weapons, haven't made a Chainsaw Bolter (kinda like the Lancer from Gears of War)

  • @DobeRadio
    @DobeRadio 3 года назад +8

    When you want to learn more about Khorne, but there's a bunch of weird audio glitches that happens on/off throughout the episode...

    • @jmclaughlin2009
      @jmclaughlin2009 3 года назад

      The Inquisition is trying to shield your mind from the lies of Chaos. Turn back to the Emperor's light!

  • @TheRedJadex
    @TheRedJadex 3 года назад +8

    Khorne is the honesty of shonen anime mixed with the violence of senien.

    • @hmmyou2544
      @hmmyou2544 3 года назад +4

      Khorne is just Berserk

  • @imboredhowru1
    @imboredhowru1 3 года назад

    Bricky and DK talking makes me want to listen to the podcast on Spotify, and Shy's visual edits and memes make me want to watch the episode again on RUclips. Well played

  • @davidvidya9657
    @davidvidya9657 3 года назад +7

    The reason Tuska entertains Khorne so much is because his generals and champions keep losing to Tuska.

    • @guardsmanlars6797
      @guardsmanlars6797 3 года назад

      They cant beat pure consentrated stupidity and dakka

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 3 года назад

      @@guardsmanlars6797 nor a power klaw to the nads...

  • @arthurhsu9111
    @arthurhsu9111 3 года назад +2

    I like how Bricky sounds like skeletor every time he describes Tzeentch.

  • @Blackheart141
    @Blackheart141 3 года назад +10

    When u said the thousand sons are on the bottom of the barrel I felt that

    • @Ashley-the-fox
      @Ashley-the-fox 3 года назад +1

      Same if I ever get a army it will be the thousand sons I love there lore and Primark #Magnusdidnothingwrong

  • @sionlow69
    @sionlow69 3 года назад +2

    Love your show guys, really enjoying what I've heard so far!! Probably going to listen to a few episodes when painting my Tome Keepers! On a Salamanders less heretical note "Fire for the blood god, fire for the skull throne!" 🐲 🔥 🔥

  • @lewisvargrson
    @lewisvargrson 3 года назад +4

    Only one Sister of Battle turned willingly, however she then turned about 5 by force if I recall correctly.

  • @TheMidiKids
    @TheMidiKids 3 года назад +2

    I like to think that the number 8 is relevant to khorne in the sense that it can also have a double meaning where if you turned it on its side it becomes the infinity symbol which khorne is all about in the sense of non stop flowing of blood and collection of skulls.

  • @hunterwaguespack3963
    @hunterwaguespack3963 3 года назад +14

    I think the TTS version of celestine should be the canon one cuz that’s the most attractive version imo

  • @doltantebi7400
    @doltantebi7400 3 года назад +1

    Any food in the warp is completely full of Korne syrup.

  • @faris7021
    @faris7021 3 года назад +7

    You guys should actually do a reaction to the whole text to speach series would be fun

  • @kirillion848
    @kirillion848 Год назад +1

    I know this episode it two years old but i would like to see a infamous type game where instead of good and evil, you have khorne and slanesh

  • @CZOM027
    @CZOM027 3 года назад +3

    Bricky kept a greater level of energy on this episode than the Lamenters one.

  • @JeancarlosRPerez
    @JeancarlosRPerez 3 года назад

    I've been loving your weekly content! Its the little spark i hope for through the work week. Thank you!

  • @meeszijlstra5426
    @meeszijlstra5426 3 года назад +3

    I really hate being the "well, actually" dude, but the part about at most 1 or 2 sisters falling to chaos is incorrect. It came up in one of the books featured in the Sisters omnibus. The sisters like to keep their image clean and claim no one's ever fallen, but it's more common than they like to admit.

  • @Nooala
    @Nooala 3 года назад +1

    I just love that Bricky is picking up Jacobs title as loreteller all these years later. I wish these episodes were 6 hours long :P

  • @rigfiercemen4104
    @rigfiercemen4104 3 года назад +5

    You should do the Tau next!

  • @oldeskul
    @oldeskul 3 года назад +1

    It might be fun to see y'all do an episode on The Great Game(or why chaos can neither win nor lose).

  • @brianshuster1773
    @brianshuster1773 3 года назад +7

    My father passed away today, completely out of no where. I've binged all of Adeptus Ridiculous to keep calm and push through the day. As a Warhammer fan, thank you. ♡

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 3 года назад +3

      I'm sorry about your loss man I hope you take care.

  • @bplup6419
    @bplup6419 3 года назад +1

    "Demons of Khorne are gonna eat ya out like ice cream sandwiches once your red rage begins."