As a DG player, you guys did the smelly boys justice, but I have to "achkschually" Bricky, but only because the truth is 100 times funnier than what he said. Mortarion learned he was a psyker while still human, he was interrogating a daemon possessing a woman about why other Primarchs used psykers and eventually it started taunting him since it was an immaterial being and he supposedly didn't have psychic powers so he couldn't harm it. This was when Moration awakened his psyker abilities and used them to force the daemon to materialize in realspace so he could beat it to death with his own two hands.
You forgot the Part with Nurglings and that the Plague Marines call them "Little Lords" and just fucking adore them and play with them bc they Look like Mini Papa Nurgles.
Mortarion: "I hate my father" Also Mortarion: *becomes his father* Also Mortarion (to Big E killing his father): "I could have taken him" Also ALSO Mortarion: *poisoned, tired and about to be killed*
Does anyone even watch league vids anymore? Does anyone even play league anymore? What is this 2010? Ofcourse someone doing league vids would change their style, since you prob get next to no money making them.
My understanding of how Mortarion works while not playing the tabletop as explained by Bricky: Big boy have lot of health He take less damage He take even lesser damage He take even *lesser* damage If you roll good he *no take* damage.
Big boy no die with rng. Big boy also no die with no rng. Big boy just no die. Please lord someone let this big boy die. If he do die, guess what, big boy actually no die, he's back in the warp-
@Dracobyte lol even before Pat jr entered his life, he was still too busy with his own stuff to be on more episodes but I agree, I love having an almost in the dark about 40k guest like Pat showing up in this.
Funny little tidbit, after Mort's transformation he goes out into the warp and finds his adoptive dad's soul. Stuffs the thing into a jar and then goes home to torture it for the next few millennia till he gets bored. Another thing I wanted to point out is that Nurgle is the god of life. The death guard aren't just destroyers, they're nurturers as well. It's displayed perfectly in the book Lords of Silence (one of the best 40k books ever written IMO) in that not only do they hold great interest in the lives of those "lesser" than themselves unlike so many other astartes in general, they take great pride in the creation of new life whether it be micro organisms or new species of flora. The main character of the book, a DG Seigemaster, even has a lil garden on his flagship and in his home on the Plague Planet. Pretty cute stuff if you get past all of the horrible grimdarkness
Glad to see stinky boy Morty got his revenge against his evil adoptive dad. Probably one of the few good things to happen for one of the traitor Primarchs.
The idea that a hulking rotting zombie looking plague marine would have a cute little garden on his ship is outlandish to me but also awesome. Is it like a gross rotting garden or a more modern pretty garden?
I always wondered how that happened. Did an entire Eldar Kill them get wrecked by a literal new born or was he a bit older? Because if so how did the human guys capture and put him in prison?
"Forget no insult, my sons, as I have never forgotten those of my father, of the Emperor, nor those of Horus. Forgive no slight or grievance. Hold your bitterness deep within, and there let it fester. Let it roil and squirm and churn, until you are filled with bile so poisonous that all you touch falls to ruin. Thus shall you serve Nurgle best. Thus shall you spread his virulent gifts across the false Imperium, and watch its final rotting..."
Dont forget to light incense, anoint your device with oils, and recite the Omnissiah's litany. Otherwise your toaster's machine spirit will be most displeased.
Pat is the ultimate champion of Papa Nurgle. Him, the stinkiest boi, with his hell-hound geif, and his skeleton mustard queen on his arm. He and his nice grandpa will take over us all.
@@Dracobyte Oh my god dude why are you copy pasting this comment over and over? This is just going to get people annoyed at you and associate being annoying....with Pat and make it less likely he'll be on the show again. You're shooting yourself in the foot stop being weird
The reason Nurgle's plagues are so scary is that they are not normal plagues, they are microscopic daemons pretending to be bacteria and viruses while still doing their daemon:y stuff.
Typhon: Hey Morty, I talked to all the Navigators, they were loyal to Emps so I killed 'em lol Morty: Wtf!? How are we gonna get to Terra now!? The siege is about to start!!! Typhon: Don't even stress! I've secretly been a psyker this whole time! I'll navigate for us! Morty: (visibly very fucking angry) Ugh, fine. Just do it quickly. Typhon: (plotting a direct course to Nurgle's lap) YEET
(Spongebob Quote Warning) Morty (resisting Nurgle): I Don't Need It, I Don't Need It, I Don't Need It, I Definitely Don't Need It. *Breaks* Morty: I NEED IT!!!!
_10,000 years later, as the Indomitus Crusade is in full swing_ Typhus: "Hey Morty, looks like Guilliman is looking to swing the tides back in the Imperium's favor with a new crusade. All of the Traitor factions are losing soldiers to either his Crusade or to the bastard Corax. I've even heard rumors that Lion El'Jonson and Rogal Dorn may still be alive and might join the Crusade. Shall I take the liberty to go and recruit some powerful psykers from Magn--" Mortarion: "Either you get the hell out of my sight or I will leave your naked ass out for Corax to slice you apart, before I blast your remains with enough Virus Bombs to kill Angron seven times over!" Typhus: "...now?" Mortarion: "OUT YOU PUTRID SWINE!"
I had never really thought too much about Nurgle and the plague marines, but the thing where Mortarion unleashed a plague so severe it killed Necrons, gotta admit that's kinda badass. It's making me reconsider.
@@mcvgs1780 True it doesn't make sense, but neither does a lot of stuff in WH40K. That's mostly why I pointed it out. It's silly and stupid and kind of awesome. This is a universe where the most advanced mechanics/engineers say prayers to pacify the souls of machines, where the difference between the religious non-magic of the ecclesiarchy and demons is so thin as to be non-existent, where there is a rip in the fabric of space that leads to an alternate dimension where every nightmare life has ever had and ever will have is made manifestly real. I could believe there's a virus that infects something it normally shouldn't.😀
It's been said that the only constant in the Galaxy is change, but so too is the only guarantee death: Ever the stars cool in the void, and in every moment we decay. For all time. Since all time.
The body is already something like 50% nonhuman organisms. When the body dies that number only gets higher. That's just part of the natural cycle of change. But what if you *didn't* die? Hi, my name is Nurgle and I'm here to sell you the ultimate retirement package
He represents the cycle of life and death but since the warp is a reflection of the universe and the universe has gone to shit for uncountable millennias because of the expansion of more life forms and said life forms being in the grimmest of grimdark futures, that cycle is gonna look not too nice and balanced.
Before Papa Nurgle knocked me out of the research science path I was on, I studied molecular biology and virology. To me, life is defined by/the greatest puzzle of them all because of (among other things) that combination.
Every game I play Death Guard against Necrons, their 3 Wounds a phase rule usually amounts to nothing to me and I instantly kill the Nightbringer if he ever gets close to my front line, to the annoyance of my friend who's main and favorite army are Necrons. In fact, I find the 3 wounds a phase rule a comfort as Death Guard because that means I can focus him for only a little bit or with one attack/power and then send the rest of my army to go fuck up the rest of the Necrons on the field each phase.
Another problem is Morty is faster than the Nightbringer, NB needs to be front-and-center of their formation or else Morty can just go around him and dive into squishier units. I've had more than one game where NB spends three turns chasibg down Morty, only to realize his army is dead and stinky bois are squatting on all the objectives.
Alright but THE SUPER BEST FRIENDS ARE FUCKING PERFECT FOR THIS!! Liam is totally a Slaaneshi boi, he is alluring and has an army (had) of fan girls. Woolie is totally a Tzeentch boi, if not the only Xeno amongst the group Pat is clearly a champion of Nurgle, and his presence in this episode proves it. And Matt has to be a follower of Khorne, he wears his skull cap ffs!!
@@worldeater2414 I mean I don't agree at all with the respective chaos god they're assigned to: Matt is an eternally happy man and the furthest from a raging Khorne follower (Pat is literally Angriest Pat) he'd definitely be Nurgle I'd say Pat is Tzeentch even more than Khorne though given his absolutely insane and confusing rambling that only Tzeentch himself could ever hope to make sense of (his stand IS Crazy Talk after) I don't really think Woolie fits in to any of them well but yeah we can give Liam Slaanesh given he's the prettiest of the boys, pulls out some ridiculously perfected skills, and of course all the creepy degen anime bullshit
@Pragabond So what faction would Woolie go for? I’m thinking Sisters of Battle, from what I know of Woolie, He likes chicks with short hair and that are tall, SoBs kinda fit that.
@@derpstick5467 Not gonna lie I've been thinking about that a bit and I'm not even sure. He'd probably like the White Scars because SPEED. He would definitely have a healthy appreciation for the Sisters but like what his number one would be? I feel like it would either be super standard Woolie or the most out of left field faction possible.
The thing that Mortarion did to the Necrons is called Ferric Blight. It's an ability that Death Guard have that they usually use on enemy vehicles - it corrodes and weakens metal. Now they've found that it works on Necrons too.
14:00 ish, you forgot Ferrus Manus, whose name in Latin means "Iron Hands." So Primarch Iron Hands, who has iron hands, leads the Iron Hands Legion of Space Marines.
So... Typhus is an Astarte, they’re recruited before puberty, and are - for all intents - chemically castrated when they’re “upgraded” with all the extra bits (gene seed organs). Typhus, specifically, kinda... doesn’t have a body, also, he’s like a colony of flies and maggots holding terminator armor together. IMO, it’s even funnier cause there’s every chance that Typhus would have absolutely zero knowledge of female anatomy; and so it’s all part of my headcanon, now.
This has quickly turned into one of my favorite podcasts right now. Good job guys, your dynamic makes it all very engaging. Also wtf is Pat doing here? I just got done listening to his engagement announcement lol
I hope when you get around to the Iron Warriors, you bring up that Nurgle wanted them to be his champions before going to the Death Guard. But Perturabo told him to piss off.
This will be great, I got into the hobby this time last year and seeing a portion of my subscription list show their love for the franchise is fantastic
If I’m honest, Nurgle is probably the best greater power to follow, in 40k. He cares, and if ya don’t mind the tissue liquefaction, the decomp-bloat, and/or the nauseating variety of odors, his dudes are actually pretty well-off (by grimdark standards). Yeah, yeah... awaiting Commissariat *BLAM*ing
@@archimedesd5794 yeah I like their enthusiasm but the amount of info they’re* getting straight off the wiki is about as bad as the fellas from OMS, it must be an American thing I guess.
Lately they have been trying to swing Slannesh more towards perfection and pride to make it more easily marketable. Obsession in achieving perfection or the pinnacle of an experience. Could work, would certainly be far easier to sell that version to some suburban parent for their kid than the sex cult brigade.
I'm still waiting on my favorite factions the Adeptus Mechanicus and the Imperial Knights. Regardless, I like where these are heading. Can't wait to see more and I'm glad to be here during the premiere! My love goes out to DK, Brick, Shy, and Pat. Love you guys.
It's funny, I'm both lucky and also a little sad. They've already done my top 3 40k armies: 1.Orks 2. Death Guard (Nurgle in general) 3. Necron. So I guess now it's time to sit back and hear about the other factions.
Some people say man is made out of mud My sons are all made out of mucus and blood Mucus and blood and sores to the bone Their bodies keep failing but they keep going on You cough seven times, what do you get? Another day older and tied to the bed Corpse Emperor can't save you, you are done Your soul belongs to this great unclean one
I recall a game my friends and I were playing. Floorhammer. Basically making our map and decor with legos. One day, just for fun, I said my Grey Knights were summoninh Magnus to fight Mortarion (because one of my buddies bought him and didn't have any chance to play as Magnus). As a group we decided to allow it. Fastest deletion of Mortarion I have ever seen.
1:15:20 I think the best way to describe Slaanesh is not as "Sin of Lust" but "Sin of Gluttony" Imagine the following: You feel [-hunger-]. So you reach out and [-eat-] to satisfy your need But it's not enough. So you [-eat-] more. It's still not enough, so you do so again. But you are still [-hungry-]. Worse, your attempts have only made your [-hunger-] worse. So your only option is to [-consume-] even more. Now, take the stuff in brackets and change it to something else, anything else. Sex, beauty, pleasure, desire, perfection. Anything. It isn't what is desired, only that said desire is simultaneously unbearable and insatiable. This explains why Slaanesh also governs perfectionists under his domain. Those who push further and further, never ceasing even as their gains shrink to imperceptible levels. And why Space Marines, like Noise Marines, would follow him. They seek not carnal pleasures, but the symphony of screams with a bass of bolter fire. They seek the adrenaline high that only violence can bring. And they shall forever seek it, for they shall never be satisfied. For those who follow Slaanesh, even perfection is not enough.
About Slaanesh being in a game: Slaanesh is actually my favorite of The Dark Gods. Partially due to the obvious, but mostly because of all the different ways you can take the cultists. Examples: -A brewmaster cult that is dedicated to making the best brew, and have a Way of the Drunken Master style to them. -A street racer cult that is all about going fast and looking techo. -A theater troupe cult that is trying to beat the Harlequins at their own game. -The Cult of the Good Sleep, a joke cult about enjoying the pleasure of a good night's sleep. They make the fluffiest pillows and stuff animals ever. Slaanesh is great because of how unrestricted it is. With a bit of creativity, you can have a ton of fun with it, and that's kinda on brand for Slaanesh. If you wanna put Slaanesh in a game, just put the focus on one of the other aspects and everything will be fine.
In Dark Emperium Plague war Guilliman has the Emeror's sword while fighting Mortarion. The Emperor's sword can in fact permanently kill demons. So thats really the only thing outside of the immaterium that can out right kill demons.
Did you read the damn book or just got a RUclipsr to tell you the story? Like 5 pages before the Mortarion and Guilliman meeting, the book literally states that being slain by a Sister of Silence is also a true death for a Daemon.
Its not stealing a kill if your on the ground coughing up chunks of lung and your enemy hasn't been hit once. Id like to think morty never talked to anyone about this until his fall and the one nurgling he told made the same point I just did.
Wouldn't be an Adeptus Ridiculous episode without Bricky trying to make an analogy with something everyone's heard of, and DK going "I've never seen/played that show/game."
So it's been a while since this episode came out and I thought this was just me at the time but I still feel this way all this time later. I can't be the only one who felt a little awkward listening to this because pat wasn't exactly vibing with bricky and DK?
@@seraphiim444 right? Like I'm not expecting these guys to be bffs but Sheesh there are some pretty awkward moments in this vid and especially the ending 😵💫
Love the Death Guard. I initially didn't really know anything about them when I started collecting them. Nabbed the Dark Imperium box day one of 8E because I thought the Lord of Contagion looked cool and might be fun to paint. Several years later, Death Guard is now my largest army. I uhhh, still don't know that much about their lore (Before having watch this video that is) in comparison to what I know about Sisters of Battle, my favorite faction, but I know they're pretty cool. And that they're fun to paint with how many different colors you can use with them.
Thank you guys for posting your content on youtube. It has made my long work commutes far more tolerable, and has furthered both my knowledge and enjoyment of the 40k lore!
Has anyone else realized chaos actually won the horus heresy. The sacrificed king? Had horus actually won he would have killed 85% of all life in to galaxy. The gods set horus up to fail.
@Andrew Warther I think this is why the alpha legion is the true loyalist legion. They want to secretly kill the humanity in order to kill Chaos. Big brains 😏
I just now realised that at some point in my life I have been watching all your chanels for some reason for a while. Like watching DK and Quite Shallow back in 2014~ in my warframe period, Watched Bricky and those 'So you wanna main' videos like 4 years ago in my LoL renaissance and now here I am listening to you guys about warhammer while Im painting my Outriders. I dont know why but this moment feels special somehow.
Fun fact, the death guard ships are actually alive and will kill you if they feel like it. In the lords of silence they talk about prople/marines just vanishing aboard the solace.
One thing I wish you mentioned is that being non-flesh doesn't protect you. Metal rusts in the presence of the Death Guard and computers (machine spirits) get viruses. Also while they can corrupt marines and convert them, it is far more common to simply kill marines, loot their geneseeds, and use them in new recruits. Morty is usually extrememely successful when he does make attacks, however, Nurgle's most powerful Daemon prince being missing might cause other Chaos groups to get sassy and attack Nurgle-space, causing Morty to be recalled. This is why Chaos doesn't simply "win" in general. Slaanesh wasn't stopped by mortal races - Nurgle stepped in and slapped him into line to prevent him/her from getting too strong.
22:24 "are we connecting spongebob to the death guard and mortarion" This man clearly has never seen the famous shitpost meme warhammer 40k factions portrayed by spongebob.
Dusk Raiders if you're curious was the name of the legion beforehand, actually quite hit-and-run, much tactics, before "nope! walk at them until one of you is dead!"
Cool little addition “Lords of Silence”(my favorite chaos book couldn’t recommend it enough) has a scene during the battle of cadia on one of the nearby fortress worlds were the Lords of silence’s living ship LITERALLY shits on a mechanicus doomsday weapon ship that was aiming at typhus I think Plus I don’t think it’s really even a matter of defeating the death guard because the second They stepped foot on a planet the planet is pretty much fucked blighted beyond saving
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“Fulgrim not dead, Fulgrim big snake”
*Nods solemnly*
No.
Fulgrim in painting.
@@ShahbazBokhari yes, both are true, simultaneously
I was eating dorito when phone ring:
"Fulgrim is snek"
"No"
Second Fulgrim in Trazyns inventory
@@rinomavrovic6673 we have 3 fulgrims, 2 loyalist, 1 active
I like that Mortarion keeps the scythe and the plasma gun clean and pristine as a 'fuck you' to Nurgle.
As a DG player, you guys did the smelly boys justice, but I have to "achkschually" Bricky, but only because the truth is 100 times funnier than what he said. Mortarion learned he was a psyker while still human, he was interrogating a daemon possessing a woman about why other Primarchs used psykers and eventually it started taunting him since it was an immaterial being and he supposedly didn't have psychic powers so he couldn't harm it. This was when Moration awakened his psyker abilities and used them to force the daemon to materialize in realspace so he could beat it to death with his own two hands.
And then he was butthurt about it
Big Angron energy. I won, but I'm just more pissed.
@@wetzel4806 I wanna see Pat on an episode about Angron and his traitor legion cant remember what they're called but it'd be so full of patisms
@@theburgerking1236 They would be the World Eaters.
@@TheArmyOfOne100 Thank you the World Eaters, I had thought Flesh eaters but that didn't seem right
You forgot the Part with Nurglings and that the Plague Marines call them "Little Lords" and just fucking adore them and play with them bc they Look like Mini Papa Nurgles.
I have a black crusade demon lord who walks around like a nurgling house
@@mr.potato2223 I thought you had a potato
@@mr.gandersson2835 I am a potato
@@mr.potato2223 But do you have one?
@@mr.gandersson2835 no
Mortarion: *"Fuck, I hate sorcery!"*
Also Mortarion: "Excuse me while I do some magic shit."
Mortarion: "I hate my father"
Also Mortarion: *becomes his father*
Also Mortarion (to Big E killing his father): "I could have taken him"
Also ALSO Mortarion: *poisoned, tired and about to be killed*
Bricky, I am proud of you. The transition from League of legends RUclipsr to game reviewer/Warhammer 40k guide was amazing.
He also did a lot of Warframe videos (mainly his "Fast Frame" series)
Only found this channel cause I was looking for more 40k lore. I had no clue they did other stuff.
Bricky is epic
It's because of bricky that I got in to Warhammer
Does anyone even watch league vids anymore? Does anyone even play league anymore? What is this 2010? Ofcourse someone doing league vids would change their style, since you prob get next to no money making them.
My understanding of how Mortarion works while not playing the tabletop as explained by Bricky:
Big boy have lot of health
He take less damage
He take even lesser damage
He take even *lesser* damage
If you roll good he *no take* damage.
How Mortarian work: COME ON KILL ME IM HERE (melts Mortarian to his bones) “‘tis but a flesh wound”
Big boy no die with rng. Big boy also no die with no rng. Big boy just no die. Please lord someone let this big boy die. If he do die, guess what, big boy actually no die, he's back in the warp-
@@joaogomes9405 that’s such a Patism I’m surprised I’ve not heard it from the man himself
He protec
He atac
But most of all he a writhing, pus-filled sack
@@theburgerking1236 what be patism
Damn shows really moving up, got an actual member of the Death Guard to cameo
Oh please. Pat is a Squat. Much more impressive.
Oh you mean the mini kreig, his a good lad but his red beared keep showing his under his mask
Who says squats can’t serve grandpa nurgz?
If anything, I’m surprised there aren’t more squats serving nurgle.
The Small Unclean One himself!
@@MrStatistx Pat is totally a Nurgling in stature and attitude
.
How fitting that Pat's involvement in this podcast is to be a sheer agent of chaos
And to be a stinky boy
I wish Pat were on more Adeptus Ridiculous episodes. But I understand that he is very busy at the moment raising his son.
@Dracobyte lol even before Pat jr entered his life, he was still too busy with his own stuff to be on more episodes but I agree, I love having an almost in the dark about 40k guest like Pat showing up in this.
Funny little tidbit, after Mort's transformation he goes out into the warp and finds his adoptive dad's soul. Stuffs the thing into a jar and then goes home to torture it for the next few millennia till he gets bored.
Another thing I wanted to point out is that Nurgle is the god of life. The death guard aren't just destroyers, they're nurturers as well. It's displayed perfectly in the book Lords of Silence (one of the best 40k books ever written IMO) in that not only do they hold great interest in the lives of those "lesser" than themselves unlike so many other astartes in general, they take great pride in the creation of new life whether it be micro organisms or new species of flora. The main character of the book, a DG Seigemaster, even has a lil garden on his flagship and in his home on the Plague Planet. Pretty cute stuff if you get past all of the horrible grimdarkness
Glad to see stinky boy Morty got his revenge against his evil adoptive dad. Probably one of the few good things to happen for one of the traitor Primarchs.
Yeah, the whole thing with Nurgle is basically decay leads to fertilization leads to new life (and a ton of gooey shit)
I am in the process of reading Lords of Silence at you suggestion and I'm loving it. Thanks for bringing it up!
The idea that a hulking rotting zombie looking plague marine would have a cute little garden on his ship is outlandish to me but also awesome. Is it like a gross rotting garden or a more modern pretty garden?
@@bonefetcherbrimley7740 it's like the garden of nurgle, so very cute. He has orchids
"Wait did he break out as a baby?"
"No that'd be silly"
Didn't Angron like kill an Eldar kill team as like an infant?
Angron was angery
Relatively speaking he would be compared to other Primarchs and how human ages. But then again, he WAS angry.
I always wondered how that happened. Did an entire Eldar Kill them get wrecked by a literal new born or was he a bit older? Because if so how did the human guys capture and put him in prison?
@@ironduke5058 He was injured fighting the Eldar
@@ironduke5058 They got rekt by a literal new born. He's a primarch, thats not entirely out of the question.
"Oops all pykers" perfectly describe the
A thousand Suns
"Forget no insult, my sons, as I have never forgotten those of my father, of the Emperor, nor those of Horus. Forgive no slight or grievance. Hold your bitterness deep within, and there let it fester. Let it roil and squirm and churn, until you are filled with bile so poisonous that all you touch falls to ruin. Thus shall you serve Nurgle best. Thus shall you spread his virulent gifts across the false Imperium, and watch its final rotting..."
"In the embrace of great Nurgle, I am no longer afraid, for with His pestilential favour I have become that which I once feared: Death."
So in short be butthurt all the time
@@theburgerking1236 *festering* butthurt cmon it's Nurgle.
@@AltoStratusX1 festering butt hurt and a rash
"May my flesh fester and rot, and bring life anew...For Nurgle!"
*still busy vigorously polishing his toaster in anticipation for the Mechanicus episode*
That's a euphemism, right?
@@jeremy1392 It can be if you want it to.
Can’t wait for the titan episode after
I hope they move toaster sex week to next week
Dont forget to light incense, anoint your device with oils, and recite the Omnissiah's litany. Otherwise your toaster's machine spirit will be most displeased.
Pat is the ultimate champion of Papa Nurgle. Him, the stinkiest boi, with his hell-hound geif, and his skeleton mustard queen on his arm. He and his nice grandpa will take over us all.
A fetid parade of plague
I wish Pat were on more Adeptus Ridiculous episodes. But I understand that he is very busy at the moment raising his son.
@@Dracobyte Oh my god dude why are you copy pasting this comment over and over?
This is just going to get people annoyed at you and associate being annoying....with Pat and make it less likely he'll be on the show again. You're shooting yourself in the foot stop being weird
The reason Nurgle's plagues are so scary is that they are not normal plagues, they are microscopic daemons pretending to be bacteria and viruses while still doing their daemon:y stuff.
I hope this isn’t true
@@frostedbear6853 this is how its been described in some warhammer fantasy books ive read.
@@DJGumm3yG4t0r It's a mix of both real world bacteria and viruses and tiny daemonic entities, it really depends on the virus.
Nurgles diseases are a variety of causes, from standard bacteria and viruses, to miniature demons, to insects
That's only with Nurgle's Rot from my understanding.
“Morty doesn’t die.”
2+ armor save
4+ ward save
5+ feel no pain
-1 to damage
YEP
3+ save actually
Typhon: Hey Morty, I talked to all the Navigators, they were loyal to Emps so I killed 'em lol
Morty: Wtf!? How are we gonna get to Terra now!? The siege is about to start!!!
Typhon: Don't even stress! I've secretly been a psyker this whole time! I'll navigate for us!
Morty: (visibly very fucking angry) Ugh, fine. Just do it quickly.
Typhon: (plotting a direct course to Nurgle's lap) YEET
This is exactly how i imagine it going down
(Spongebob Quote Warning)
Morty (resisting Nurgle): I Don't Need It, I Don't Need It, I Don't Need It, I Definitely Don't Need It.
*Breaks*
Morty: I NEED IT!!!!
The Adventure of Typh and Morty.
_10,000 years later, as the Indomitus Crusade is in full swing_
Typhus: "Hey Morty, looks like Guilliman is looking to swing the tides back in the Imperium's favor with a new crusade. All of the Traitor factions are losing soldiers to either his Crusade or to the bastard Corax. I've even heard rumors that Lion El'Jonson and Rogal Dorn may still be alive and might join the Crusade. Shall I take the liberty to go and recruit some powerful psykers from Magn--"
Mortarion: "Either you get the hell out of my sight or I will leave your naked ass out for Corax to slice you apart, before I blast your remains with enough Virus Bombs to kill Angron seven times over!"
Typhus: "...now?"
Mortarion: "OUT YOU PUTRID SWINE!"
@@muttproductions2536 What book is this in I need to read this
"Slaanesh is about excess of feeling." So what you're saying is that Slaanesh and their followers are basically like the Cenobites from Hellraiser.
Exactly.
With lobster claws
But like.. actually dangerous..
Imagine Cenobites.. But they live on a steady diet of Meth and viagra.
Cenobites, but they don't get bored.
The fact it isn't called the Erebus Heresy is the biggest injustice in 40k.
Horus Heresy rolls off the tongue better and is more marketable
Fuck erebus, don’t give him any credit
Erebus Error
@@thisismyboat Erebus is an error
erebus herebus
I cannot tell you the amount of gunk I have to clean off my axe when I kill one.
I’m going to assume it takes at least a whole century to clean the damn thing
It comes to a point where one must consider just getting a new axe.
@@Ultimus31 or two or more after all you can never have enough weapons to fight for the emperor with
Don’t you just let it soak in Simple Green? Magnus said it works best.
@@Zakvadr1995 There is a difference between oil and rotten flesh. I leave it in simple green for several weeks and changeing it out every day
emperors children? cant wait for the Chad Rylanor and the Virgin Fulgrim fanart
I had never really thought too much about Nurgle and the plague marines, but the thing where Mortarion unleashed a plague so severe it killed Necrons, gotta admit that's kinda badass. It's making me reconsider.
Wait what when did he do this?
@@orrion67 I'm not familiar with the exact lore, but Bricky talks about it at 55:19
I found that bit of lore problematic. I mean, how the hell do you infect necrodermis? It's not even biological in nature.
@@mcvgs1780 True it doesn't make sense, but neither does a lot of stuff in WH40K. That's mostly why I pointed it out. It's silly and stupid and kind of awesome.
This is a universe where the most advanced mechanics/engineers say prayers to pacify the souls of machines, where the difference between the religious non-magic of the ecclesiarchy and demons is so thin as to be non-existent, where there is a rip in the fabric of space that leads to an alternate dimension where every nightmare life has ever had and ever will have is made manifestly real.
I could believe there's a virus that infects something it normally shouldn't.😀
@@mcvgs1780 rust
it's a fact that is impossible to describe Slaanesh without innuendos, and nurgle without accidental ones
Eh... Weak writers, I know.
I find it strange how Nurgle seems to embody two totally opposing forces: entropy on one side and resilience on the other.
Its only strange to you because you think they are opposing forces
It's been said that the only constant in the Galaxy is change, but so too is the only guarantee death:
Ever the stars cool in the void, and in every moment we decay.
For all time.
Since all time.
The body is already something like 50% nonhuman organisms. When the body dies that number only gets higher. That's just part of the natural cycle of change. But what if you *didn't* die? Hi, my name is Nurgle and I'm here to sell you the ultimate retirement package
He represents the cycle of life and death but since the warp is a reflection of the universe and the universe has gone to shit for uncountable millennias because of the expansion of more life forms and said life forms being in the grimmest of grimdark futures, that cycle is gonna look not too nice and balanced.
Before Papa Nurgle knocked me out of the research science path I was on,
I studied molecular biology and virology.
To me, life is defined by/the greatest puzzle of them all because of (among other things) that combination.
Pat: You're never gonna have a video game where the bad guy is the god of rape
Elder Scrolls Online: (sweating nervously)
At least Slaneesh says nice and loving things while doing it.
@@Roy.404. depends on the mood and time.
Which god are you referring to? I don’t know about ESO
@@heathenpride7931 Molag Bal, the lord of domination and prince of rape
Pureblood vampires in elder scrolls are people molag raped to death so yeah (sweating intensifies)
"I don't know how to kill this guy..."
*Nightbringer knuckle-cracking noises.*
Throw the OTHER hard to kill army at them, and see how they like it.
Except that DG has 4 phases to Wound with. DG have the easiest time in the game, out of any faction, 1 turning the Nightbringer.
Every game I play Death Guard against Necrons, their 3 Wounds a phase rule usually amounts to nothing to me and I instantly kill the Nightbringer if he ever gets close to my front line, to the annoyance of my friend who's main and favorite army are Necrons. In fact, I find the 3 wounds a phase rule a comfort as Death Guard because that means I can focus him for only a little bit or with one attack/power and then send the rest of my army to go fuck up the rest of the Necrons on the field each phase.
Another problem is Morty is faster than the Nightbringer, NB needs to be front-and-center of their formation or else Morty can just go around him and dive into squishier units.
I've had more than one game where NB spends three turns chasibg down Morty, only to realize his army is dead and stinky bois are squatting on all the objectives.
As a veteran from Two best friends fandom Pat is PERFECT for this episode.
Alright but THE SUPER BEST FRIENDS ARE FUCKING PERFECT FOR THIS!!
Liam is totally a Slaaneshi boi, he is alluring and has an army (had) of fan girls.
Woolie is totally a Tzeentch boi, if not the only Xeno amongst the group
Pat is clearly a champion of Nurgle, and his presence in this episode proves it.
And
Matt has to be a follower of Khorne, he wears his skull cap ffs!!
I wish Pat were on more Adeptus Ridiculous episodes. But I understand that he is very busy at the moment raising his son.
@@worldeater2414 I mean I don't agree at all with the respective chaos god they're assigned to:
Matt is an eternally happy man and the furthest from a raging Khorne follower (Pat is literally Angriest Pat) he'd definitely be Nurgle
I'd say Pat is Tzeentch even more than Khorne though given his absolutely insane and confusing rambling that only Tzeentch himself could ever hope to make sense of (his stand IS Crazy Talk after)
I don't really think Woolie fits in to any of them well but yeah we can give Liam Slaanesh given he's the prettiest of the boys, pulls out some ridiculously perfected skills, and of course all the creepy degen anime bullshit
@Pragabond So what faction would Woolie go for? I’m thinking Sisters of Battle, from what I know of Woolie, He likes chicks with short hair and that are tall, SoBs kinda fit that.
@@derpstick5467 Not gonna lie I've been thinking about that a bit and I'm not even sure. He'd probably like the White Scars because SPEED. He would definitely have a healthy appreciation for the Sisters but like what his number one would be? I feel like it would either be super standard Woolie or the most out of left field faction possible.
It's not "Magnus did nothing wrong", it's "Magnus had good intentions"
Its "Tzeentch is a trickery god and he opposes the imperium, he Will use Magnus to kill the imperium"
Yeah the thing with Magnus is that if the emperor didn’t throw Magnus under the bus he could’ve prevented the Horus heresy
“Magnus done goofed”
Road to hell etc etc
The thing that Mortarion did to the Necrons is called Ferric Blight.
It's an ability that Death Guard have that they usually use on enemy vehicles - it corrodes and weakens metal.
Now they've found that it works on Necrons too.
Years ago I heard Pat mention Warhammer, and have waited since
14:00 ish, you forgot Ferrus Manus, whose name in Latin means "Iron Hands."
So Primarch Iron Hands, who has iron hands, leads the Iron Hands Legion of Space Marines.
Raven Raven, primarch of the raven gaurd,
And his ship
The hand of iron
Mortarion: "I don't like warp shit"
Also mortarion: *literally becomes warp shit*
Meanwhile, the Kroot: " Ride wife. Life good. "
"Friend eats wife. Friend is wife now."
Surprised you downplayed the feud between mort and typhus. Typhus feels he is the favorite of nurgle and even told mort he won't take orders from him
I just keep thinking of the time Typhus asked what a clee-TOR-is is, in the tts series
So... Typhus is an Astarte, they’re recruited before puberty, and are - for all intents - chemically castrated when they’re “upgraded” with all the extra bits (gene seed organs). Typhus, specifically, kinda... doesn’t have a body, also, he’s like a colony of flies and maggots holding terminator armor together.
IMO, it’s even funnier cause there’s every chance that Typhus would have absolutely zero knowledge of female anatomy; and so it’s all part of my headcanon, now.
“Theres no such thing as the female orgasm” typhus 999 M40
@@paulpolito2001 For a moment, I thought I was getting “actshually-ed”, but this is funnier. He probably thinks the clee-TOR-is sounds disgusten
@@suncore65 oh, bro, the child-like innocence make it so hilarious, imo. Glad you were able to understand, as I wrote that very poorly...
IT SOUNDS DISSSGUSTING
Yes Inquisitor sir. This podcast right here.
This has quickly turned into one of my favorite podcasts right now. Good job guys, your dynamic makes it all very engaging. Also wtf is Pat doing here? I just got done listening to his engagement announcement lol
Oops, All Psychers! is a t-shirt I didn't know I needed.
Bonus points if instead of Kid all exited at the bowl, its just a psyker going mad trying to stop his head from blowing up
"I have my bolter and I'm still a giant man"
How I'm going to describe space marines from now on
I hope when you get around to the Iron Warriors, you bring up that Nurgle wanted them to be his champions before going to the Death Guard. But Perturabo told him to piss off.
So the Death Guard would be the sloopy seconds? Makes sense.
@@BossEvasion Same way the World Eaters were Khorne's second choice.
@@collecter343 Who was the first?
@@saxinator143 The Blood Angels, the World Eaters need the Butcher's Nails for their rage but the Angels come with a blood rage already in them.
@@collecter343 I’m surprised Tzeetch didn’t go after the Alpha Legion but salnesh was dead on with the emperors children
This will be great, I got into the hobby this time last year and seeing a portion of my subscription list show their love for the franchise is fantastic
Also congrats pat on the engagement
If I’m honest, Nurgle is probably the best greater power to follow, in 40k.
He cares, and if ya don’t mind the tissue liquefaction, the decomp-bloat, and/or the nauseating variety of odors, his dudes are actually pretty well-off (by grimdark standards).
Yeah, yeah... awaiting Commissariat *BLAM*ing
You won’t mind once you’re turned. Probably won’t even notice it.
I do mind all those things though...
Slaanesh for me.
Towards the end the discussion on Slaanesh- As a new player I’m getting sort of hellraiser/cenobyte vibes from them. Extreme pain/pleasure
Your not wrong, Slaanesh is really big on finding more and more excessive things.
Hey Bricky, we might all get better representations of Slaanesh if we recognized serial killers and zealots as distinctly excessive.
Ah, so the Imperium.
@@EviIPaladin Most everything regarding the Imperium is some exception to some rule, so drawing straight comparisons immediately gets you nowhere.
I like how they spent an hour saying how Mortarion is powerfull but then Bricky says you just need a dozen Leman Russ tanks to kill him in the lore
or just one draigo, or one mach 30 kahn, if you just hit em with enough concentrated force on one point he basically wont tank crap
It bugs me that everyone keeps calling him mortarium (which is the roman pottery) . His name is Mortarion with an n.
Couldn't stop kneading my temples.
EDIT: My god they keep going between 'm' and 'n'.
Bugged the fuck out of me. I even googled it like 'it's not that... Right'
@@archimedesd5794 Think you’re looking too deep into it. Content is content.
In other videos, it seems he tends to say "M's" where "N's" should be sometimes, like its a verbal tic or something
@@archimedesd5794 yeah I like their enthusiasm but the amount of info they’re* getting straight off the wiki is about as bad as the fellas from OMS, it must be an American thing I guess.
cant wait til they talk more about nurgle's boys in general and we get to hear DK react to the fact that there's a troop called the sloppity bilepiper
I cant wait for the world eaters episode and kharn the betrayer. Or the lore with khorne and skarbrand
We shall rejoin for the Axe Time brother!!!!
"The Chaos Gods do give you a bump."
Slaanesh: "Y'all wanna hit these LINES?!"
Disgustingly resilient only giving - 1 to damage, yeah right, if only...
Lately they have been trying to swing Slannesh more towards perfection and pride to make it more easily marketable. Obsession in achieving perfection or the pinnacle of an experience. Could work, would certainly be far easier to sell that version to some suburban parent for their kid than the sex cult brigade.
Well that sucks, what's the point then
@@ravenwhiteduck6460are you saying gamesworkshop should be selling a game involving a demon sex cult to kids?
@@ravenwhiteduck6460Emperor give me patience cause if he gives me strength then I'll purge...
I’m starting to think Tifus jumped on the granade because of the sisters of silence 😅
"[Unit] Fucks" is now my favorite way to describe a unit being really strong
I'm still waiting on my favorite factions the Adeptus Mechanicus and the Imperial Knights. Regardless, I like where these are heading. Can't wait to see more and I'm glad to be here during the premiere! My love goes out to DK, Brick, Shy, and Pat. Love you guys.
It's funny, I'm both lucky and also a little sad. They've already done my top 3 40k armies: 1.Orks 2. Death Guard (Nurgle in general) 3. Necron. So I guess now it's time to sit back and hear about the other factions.
@@demon1103 I see you're a fan of the green factions.
@@TunnelDragon44 Yeah, seems like it XD. It gets worse...the Space marines that I plan to someday build are of course: Salamanders.
Some people say man is made out of mud
My sons are all made out of mucus and blood
Mucus and blood and sores to the bone
Their bodies keep failing but they keep going on
You cough seven times, what do you get?
Another day older and tied to the bed
Corpse Emperor can't save you, you are done
Your soul belongs to this great unclean one
I owe my soul to the companies sore?
This is some good shit
Lmao
How do you kill Mortarion, you ask?
*Laughs in Nightbringer*
Plagueburst crawler: "And I took that personally"
I recall a game my friends and I were playing. Floorhammer. Basically making our map and decor with legos.
One day, just for fun, I said my Grey Knights were summoninh Magnus to fight Mortarion (because one of my buddies bought him and didn't have any chance to play as Magnus).
As a group we decided to allow it. Fastest deletion of Mortarion I have ever seen.
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
Agony is the closet 40k slaanesh game we got...
Nah, Slaanesh would totally play Corruption of Champions.
@Asmodis474 All of them at the same time.
There's the Succubus Demo.
Me shouting at the screen when the spongbob bit came on I KNOW WHAT SCENE
hands down best episode
Blood Ravens are the best. They’ll “secure” all your artifacts.
The same way the British "secure" all of their former colonies' artifacts.
I thought that was Trazyn the Infinite's job!
Hippity hoppity, where the fuck is my property
Better believe it, and if you keep complaining your stuff will be "gifted" next.
1:15:20
I think the best way to describe Slaanesh is not as "Sin of Lust" but "Sin of Gluttony"
Imagine the following:
You feel [-hunger-]. So you reach out and [-eat-] to satisfy your need
But it's not enough. So you [-eat-] more. It's still not enough, so you do so again.
But you are still [-hungry-]. Worse, your attempts have only made your [-hunger-] worse.
So your only option is to [-consume-] even more.
Now, take the stuff in brackets and change it to something else, anything else.
Sex, beauty, pleasure, desire, perfection. Anything.
It isn't what is desired, only that said desire is simultaneously unbearable and insatiable.
This explains why Slaanesh also governs perfectionists under his domain. Those who push further and further, never ceasing even as their gains shrink to imperceptible levels. And why Space Marines, like Noise Marines, would follow him. They seek not carnal pleasures, but the symphony of screams with a bass of bolter fire. They seek the adrenaline high that only violence can bring.
And they shall forever seek it, for they shall never be satisfied.
For those who follow Slaanesh, even perfection is not enough.
Desire and glory basically like the seven deadly sins excess and greed
About Slaanesh being in a game: Slaanesh is actually my favorite of The Dark Gods. Partially due to the obvious, but mostly because of all the different ways you can take the cultists.
Examples:
-A brewmaster cult that is dedicated to making the best brew, and have a Way of the Drunken Master style to them.
-A street racer cult that is all about going fast and looking techo.
-A theater troupe cult that is trying to beat the Harlequins at their own game.
-The Cult of the Good Sleep, a joke cult about enjoying the pleasure of a good night's sleep. They make the fluffiest pillows and stuff animals ever.
Slaanesh is great because of how unrestricted it is. With a bit of creativity, you can have a ton of fun with it, and that's kinda on brand for Slaanesh. If you wanna put Slaanesh in a game, just put the focus on one of the other aspects and everything will be fine.
Finally... Someone gets it!
I hope that this episode spurs on Bricky to make a very sarcastic Ultramarines episode a kin to the level of stupidity TTS Ultramarines are.
In Dark Emperium Plague war Guilliman has the Emeror's sword while fighting Mortarion. The Emperor's sword can in fact permanently kill demons. So thats really the only thing outside of the immaterium that can out right kill demons.
Did you read the damn book or just got a RUclipsr to tell you the story? Like 5 pages before the Mortarion and Guilliman meeting, the book literally states that being slain by a Sister of Silence is also a true death for a Daemon.
I cannot waaait for The Emperor's Children/Noise Marine episode.
The Death Guard is the 14th Legion. Imperial Fists are the 7th.
Thanks for fucking that up in the ad GW.
Its not stealing a kill if your on the ground coughing up chunks of lung and your enemy hasn't been hit once. Id like to think morty never talked to anyone about this until his fall and the one nurgling he told made the same point I just did.
If Guilliman gets Morty with dad's sword, that's GG no re.
Wouldn't be an Adeptus Ridiculous episode without Bricky trying to make an analogy with something everyone's heard of, and DK going "I've never seen/played that show/game."
Best to remember that if the Imperium has a million planets, the orks have two million.
So it's been a while since this episode came out and I thought this was just me at the time but I still feel this way all this time later. I can't be the only one who felt a little awkward listening to this because pat wasn't exactly vibing with bricky and DK?
i’m surprised this is the first comment to even mention the lack of chemistry here lolol
@@seraphiim444 right? Like I'm not expecting these guys to be bffs but Sheesh there are some pretty awkward moments in this vid and especially the ending 😵💫
Love the Death Guard. I initially didn't really know anything about them when I started collecting them. Nabbed the Dark Imperium box day one of 8E because I thought the Lord of Contagion looked cool and might be fun to paint. Several years later, Death Guard is now my largest army. I uhhh, still don't know that much about their lore (Before having watch this video that is) in comparison to what I know about Sisters of Battle, my favorite faction, but I know they're pretty cool. And that they're fun to paint with how many different colors you can use with them.
Thank you guys for posting your content on youtube. It has made my long work commutes far more tolerable, and has furthered both my knowledge and enjoyment of the 40k lore!
Has anyone else realized chaos actually won the horus heresy. The sacrificed king? Had horus actually won he would have killed 85% of all life in to galaxy. The gods set horus up to fail.
@Andrew Warther I think this is why the alpha legion is the true loyalist legion. They want to secretly kill the humanity in order to kill Chaos. Big brains 😏
“There, feel the glory of necrosis, and rejoice! Nurgle loves you!“ Woo my favorite legion
0:40 You know damn well she's bare-footed in that poster
Can i get a link?
I swear. If "That's so sweet. They named the chaos man after this bowl" doesn't appear on the wiki I'm gonna be pissed
Pat’s general lack of energy and any enthusiasm really was spot on for the Death Guard episode...
"Magnus did nothing wrong"
The entire Horus Heresy book series: hold my beer
Yeah, no wonder why the guest's favorite faction is Nurgle based,
he speaks for himself ;)
"Pat needs Red Bull badly."
-Every day of his life
I just now realised that at some point in my life I have been watching all your chanels for some reason for a while. Like watching DK and Quite Shallow back in 2014~ in my warframe period, Watched Bricky and those 'So you wanna main' videos like 4 years ago in my LoL renaissance and now here I am listening to you guys about warhammer while Im painting my Outriders.
I dont know why but this moment feels special somehow.
Fun fact, the death guard ships are actually alive and will kill you if they feel like it. In the lords of silence they talk about prople/marines just vanishing aboard the solace.
Typhus' ship is like a big piece of hard candy that got dropped under the couch in a house FULL of cats.
“I don’t think the death guard have any flying units of any kind”
Bloatdrone: “am I a joke to you?”
Everyone: “yes”
The combine harvester they jury rigged on the front of one mine would like a word
Plague Marines was my first unit.
One thing I wish you mentioned is that being non-flesh doesn't protect you. Metal rusts in the presence of the Death Guard and computers (machine spirits) get viruses. Also while they can corrupt marines and convert them, it is far more common to simply kill marines, loot their geneseeds, and use them in new recruits. Morty is usually extrememely successful when he does make attacks, however, Nurgle's most powerful Daemon prince being missing might cause other Chaos groups to get sassy and attack Nurgle-space, causing Morty to be recalled. This is why Chaos doesn't simply "win" in general. Slaanesh wasn't stopped by mortal races - Nurgle stepped in and slapped him into line to prevent him/her from getting too strong.
Man.. I can't realise it's pat unless he's laughing his ass of with woolie
I wish Pat were on more Adeptus Ridiculous episodes. But I understand that he is very busy at the moment raising his son.
Bricky you're doing amazing, Pat was so enthralled with the lore that he forgot to make a stinky smash player joke
22:24 "are we connecting spongebob to the death guard and mortarion"
This man clearly has never seen the famous shitpost meme warhammer 40k factions portrayed by spongebob.
Didn’t even watch spongebob know this meme
This show is the highlight of my week
Some descriptions of big E ascending the mountain describe his Psykic aura burning away the fog forever
I low key kinda hope they remake this episode cause we can have normal god + primarch + legion so we can get a bit more specific with each one.
Dusk Raiders if you're curious was the name of the legion beforehand, actually quite hit-and-run, much tactics, before "nope! walk at them until one of you is dead!"
Yup!
"I'm not a big Spongebob fan." "WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!?!?
i like this guy for actually going out and properly explaining slaanesh there at the end
Cool little addition “Lords of Silence”(my favorite chaos book couldn’t recommend it enough) has a scene during the battle of cadia on one of the nearby fortress worlds were the Lords of silence’s living ship LITERALLY shits on a mechanicus doomsday weapon ship that was aiming at typhus I think
Plus I don’t think it’s really even a matter of defeating the death guard because the second They stepped foot on a planet the planet is pretty much fucked blighted beyond saving
Just pointing out, Death Guard are not the 7th Legion, Imperial Fists are 😁
Death Guard are the 14th Legion. Luckily still a multiple of 7!