Karl whinging & having a go at Smerch

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  • @cwecub
    @cwecub 10 лет назад +119

    It's adorable how Karl always says "alright" instead of hello or hi., and also at the start of his sentences...

    • @cwecub
      @cwecub 10 лет назад +10

      Aliah Chambers
      yes...i love the way the brits talk

    • @isaacainley5876
      @isaacainley5876 4 года назад

      Ey are dickhead.... Shurrup

    • @Hutch_-nk6ul
      @Hutch_-nk6ul 3 года назад +5

      Alrite

    • @elihernandez800
      @elihernandez800 2 года назад +1

      I think he thinks its soft to say hi or hello. Notice he never has said please, or thank you or never talks about his feelings. Hes more Russian than British

    • @the-np4mr
      @the-np4mr Год назад

      @@elihernandez800 lol is the hello thing real or a theory

  • @JordyBoothy
    @JordyBoothy 10 лет назад +67

    Exchanges like these are what separate the XFM shows from the podcasts.

    • @J8D2
      @J8D2 Год назад +2

      Old comment I realise but this is a proper good point. They were already running on fumes at the end of the xfm run, rehashing old gags and anecdotes, not to mention Steve constantly testing the water on his naff stand up bits. The podcasts really lack an organic feel.

  • @bnap3221
    @bnap3221 4 года назад +25

    7:51 Ricky: “Really? That’s weird, Karl, thoughts?”
    Instantly sees the opportunity to orchestrate a fight

  • @Januaryastral
    @Januaryastral 9 лет назад +43

    I laughed throughout but when Steve described Karl as looking like a face drawn on a half inflated party balloon I cried real tears x

  • @goldkhw
    @goldkhw 10 лет назад +48

    I keep going back to around 9:57 where Karl shudders as he describes what a woman on the tube said about Steve's picture. It's a scream.

    • @orth82
      @orth82  10 лет назад +8

      it was an epic insult by the K-man, for sure :)

    • @CMDParodies
      @CMDParodies 8 лет назад

      +orth82 He hates being called the K man

    • @bsainc6444
      @bsainc6444 8 лет назад +4

      +CMD Parodies what doesn't he hate ?

    • @LyingSecret
      @LyingSecret 8 лет назад +6

      +Bsa Inc Household work, moaning and Congress tarts.

  • @sqweebel1
    @sqweebel1 6 лет назад +35

    That final insult at 9:18 is just so cruel and you can tell it really hurt Steve's feelings. I don't even find that moment funny, it's just painful. Steve is definitely not the nicest guy, especially to Karl, but god damn did Karl go nuclear on him with that insult.

  • @orth82
    @orth82  11 лет назад +10

    lol! I'd heard from some UK friends that Smerch had done some Barclays ads. Good to know he finally got that lucrative voiceover work he so desperately wanted. It's money for old rope, as he says :)

  • @Rodgerwilco91
    @Rodgerwilco91 9 лет назад +84

    Steve is so right about Karl though. Karl is constantly having a go at Steve and never goes back at Ricky (who is clearly more degrading towards Karl). I think Steve is right about Karl knowing that Rick has more pull between the two of them and that's why Karl doesn't wanna piss him off.
    Ricky just sits back and stirs the pot between Steve and Karl too. Lolol

    • @aaaa-xf3hx
      @aaaa-xf3hx 8 лет назад +11

      But let's be honest Steve is so far up his own arse thinking he's smart he deserves what he gets

    • @miguelrodriquez7094
      @miguelrodriquez7094 8 лет назад

      +m fjdmvdjfn vnfivndfn so is Ricky though.

    • @gromitpesley
      @gromitpesley 8 лет назад +4

      +m fjdmvdjfn vnfivndfn he's no where near as bad as Ricky...

    • @johnnygat1818
      @johnnygat1818 7 лет назад +1

      Gromit Pesley yeah but I bet between Karl and Ricky it's banter both ways. Steve can't take it when Karl gives him shit

    • @tpalmer6072
      @tpalmer6072 7 лет назад +5

      Rodgerwilco91 I think Karl picked up on the fact Steve would always join in with Ricky bashing Karl. Ricky can dish it out but can also take it, Steve can't looool

  • @michaelmelley3207
    @michaelmelley3207 9 лет назад +38

    Are u havin' a laugh? IS HE HAVIN' A LAUGH??!?!

    • @bowiejnr
      @bowiejnr 9 лет назад +12

      Michael Melley It's funny because he's desperate.

  • @DOGGYSTYL32012
    @DOGGYSTYL32012 9 лет назад +160

    Am I the only one who falls asleep listening to XFM or the Ricky Gervais Show? Still to this day!

    • @DOGGYSTYL32012
      @DOGGYSTYL32012 9 лет назад +5

      +ChrisMCR it's the familiarity & the cadence....there's soon many of us who pop this on before a kip

    • @Januaryastral
      @Januaryastral 9 лет назад +9

      Me too bro. Every night, without fail. I get the shits if I can't find my iPod before I go to bed x

    • @tylerpatbatemandurden5777
      @tylerpatbatemandurden5777 9 лет назад +2

      +DOGGYSTYL32012 i do, i have surround speakers around my room and i lay in the dark and listen to them til i fall asleep, better than sitting out in lounge watching fuckin batchelor with the girlfriend

    • @getzata96
      @getzata96 9 лет назад +4

      Bro, I've been doing this for months now, chuckling when they say something funny! Plus, Karl's voice is so soothing :D

    • @Buttersweet1
      @Buttersweet1 9 лет назад +2

      I go for spells and listen for weeks at a time. I turn on Karl's Diary and zone out.

  • @jwraft90
    @jwraft90 10 лет назад +105

    Steve has the creepiest smile.

    • @aines_world1614
      @aines_world1614 6 лет назад +7

      jwraft09 I think he would make a perfect Joker.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 6 лет назад +2

      I think he would make a perfect Ripper

    • @leewhitlock8430
      @leewhitlock8430 4 года назад +1

      Sex case Steve

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy 3 года назад +5

      Like he’s labouring over a stove having just eaten human flesh.

  • @spatzhawk
    @spatzhawk 9 лет назад +34

    good lookin bloke that Jonathan Ross? He's a good lookin fella. - play a record.

  • @Anxiathy
    @Anxiathy 9 лет назад +42

    Steve looks like someone put him on the torture rack for stealing Christmas.

    • @samobviously1770
      @samobviously1770 8 лет назад +4

      uve made me wanna see a remake of the grinch with Steve having the star role

    • @veganvocalist4782
      @veganvocalist4782 7 лет назад +1

      Whaaaaaaaaaa :D)))

  • @cartmanofsp
    @cartmanofsp 9 лет назад +8

    loved ricky plugging his animals dvd
    lmao

  • @ValkyrieDaisy95
    @ValkyrieDaisy95 10 лет назад +28

    "arghhhh.............Office.." XD
    LOL love Smerch. XD

  • @lukajenge
    @lukajenge 11 лет назад +7

    "sorry.... JOHNEYY DEPP" LOOOOL STEVE IS FUCKING HILARIUS!~

  • @RyKe9
    @RyKe9 9 лет назад +36

    Karl's probably the best looking of the three 😂

    • @scottjohnevans97
      @scottjohnevans97 7 лет назад +5

      RyanKearns9 Have you seen how round his head is?

    • @johnson-p7i
      @johnson-p7i 2 года назад

      @@scottjohnevans97 head like a fucking orange

  • @charlottebevis9194
    @charlottebevis9194 8 лет назад +10

    poor steve i just wanna hug 'im

  • @6NoHope9
    @6NoHope9 11 лет назад +6

    I love that part "I don't like to moan... I'm busy and that" LOL too busy to moan.

  • @The1Floyd
    @The1Floyd 7 лет назад +3

    Jonathan Ross is good looking?
    Alright Ricky, climb out his arse mate.

  • @Mack35531
    @Mack35531 9 лет назад +17

    If you are reading this....play a record.

  • @SkandiaAUS
    @SkandiaAUS 4 года назад +4

    You have to realise how good the set up from Karl is on the woman on the train station story. He's already told Rick you see, and probably just mentioned it in passing that they were having a conversation about recognising who was on the poster. But when he tells Steve the same story he adds all this mayo to the story to make it sound like the woman were shocked when they saw Steve's picture.

  • @malphunk6426
    @malphunk6426 11 лет назад +20

    Am I the only one who thinks Steve isn't actually that bad looking since he grew a beard?

    • @PancakeSerenade
      @PancakeSerenade Год назад

      Yeah but his eyes are still creepy af. Cover those and he's aight
      PS: Wow your comment is 9 years old. Hope you're alive and well

  • @orth82
    @orth82  11 лет назад +1

    Aww.. I know what you mean. These old xfm shows have been doing the same for me for many years. So happy to read your comment because that is the reason why I uploaded these :)

  • @jamesporter7256
    @jamesporter7256 7 лет назад +8

    4:44 nice little Brentism there... Eh?

  • @durston11
    @durston11 11 лет назад +3

    "I don't like to moan, I'm busy an' that.'
    Classic Karl.

  • @lanksey1606
    @lanksey1606 6 лет назад +3

    that last part was sad

  • @ineffablemars
    @ineffablemars 9 лет назад

    I remember when I was really young and I first saw the office. I was about 7 and they were playing it on adult swim, I saw the part where Ricky was doing the dance bit and I watched it for a few seconds and thought it was the stupidest thing I'd ever seen. Now I quite like the office, and it's probably one of my favorite shows. Weird how things change.

    • @Lynxchillin08
      @Lynxchillin08 9 лет назад +1

      I had a similar experience, I saw it at a young age and hated it for years since then. Eventually I came across it on Netflix, watched it and loved it.
      I even watched all of the US version, times do change !!

  • @jeeziecreezies
    @jeeziecreezies 8 лет назад +29

    Steve is totally right about the 50p

    • @sidarthur8706
      @sidarthur8706 6 лет назад +7

      not really, not for 2 crates of lager

    • @evanlecarde281
      @evanlecarde281 5 лет назад +1

      @@sidarthur8706 The lager is beside the point

  • @maxcohen13
    @maxcohen13 11 лет назад +3

    "Well, she was a woman. I should've known [you didn't know her]."
    LOLz...

  • @dylanjones9089
    @dylanjones9089 11 лет назад +6

    After karl and warwick held hands warwick rubbed his hand against his knee does he think oranges r disgusting

    • @zeus_offiziell
      @zeus_offiziell 10 лет назад +3

      maybe he thought there was knob juice on them.

  • @sbraddock1211
    @sbraddock1211 11 лет назад +1

    Brings a smile to my face after a very hard day. :-)

  • @entrax554
    @entrax554 6 лет назад +2

    Steve can't take a joke at all.

  • @andrewszlamp5203
    @andrewszlamp5203 9 лет назад +4

    I love how Karl justifies the woman being shocked by the poster. It's just what?

  • @TheMyzzkay
    @TheMyzzkay 10 лет назад +5

    I listen to these solely to hear Ricky laugh! lol

  • @caramullen9186
    @caramullen9186 8 лет назад +2

    why do i feel im in the dance scene of sixteen candles and u and karl are trying to push steve to the fore front

  • @josephine9975
    @josephine9975 10 лет назад +42

    I love how Karl says Steve's odd looking, as if he's Johnny Depp or something.

    • @spatzhawk
      @spatzhawk 9 лет назад +16

      Steve is definitely odder than Karl. Hands down

    • @ineffablemars
      @ineffablemars 9 лет назад +16

      Yeah, but Karl is nice looking. He's just bald. He's not strange looking.

    • @josephine9975
      @josephine9975 9 лет назад +8

      I think Steve used to look odd with no beard, with a beard he looks just very tall in my opinion.

    • @ineffablemars
      @ineffablemars 9 лет назад +2

      ***** Agreed. He looks better with a beard, though I think most men do.

    • @josephine9975
      @josephine9975 9 лет назад +4

      John Watson fan I agree, beards make a lot of men look more masculine and overall better.

  • @MrRobravens
    @MrRobravens 2 года назад

    Bet that sounded hilarious uncensored 🤣 first time I've ever heard Karl say c**t

  • @sammyt1111
    @sammyt1111 11 лет назад

    There have been people who have coped with depression with the old Xfm shows, I even remember the late RandyAnders (R.I.P) signing off his channel and saying that the editing and production of these videos got him through his insomnia for years. So thanks for uploading these you never know the difference they make, as well as the therapeutic influence of the bald Manc twat!

  • @babidaboopy
    @babidaboopy 11 лет назад +2

    hahaha this got so awkward towards the end

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 10 лет назад +31

    I love these bits where Steve decided to take Karl on - everyone but Steve can immediately see exactly where it's going to end up. Karl just can't lose this - he has nothing to lose since the show already consists of him being made fun of and him shrugging it off, whereas Steve has this big sign above his head that says, 'sensitive about his looks'. What kills me is that he was probably the best looking at the time, and now has ended up pretty handsome. But he doesn't know that, so it's just irrelevant. xD
    "And then she goes.... oohhohhh..."

  • @haunter4708
    @haunter4708 7 лет назад +1

    I was staring at the hands on Karl's shoulders trying to work out who's is who's, then I looked at Steve's grin and now it's creeping me out.

  • @jowotjo1
    @jowotjo1 11 лет назад +1

    I bloody love him. : )

  • @cesarbravo822
    @cesarbravo822 6 лет назад +3

    Karl essentially whined himself to stardom. Quite remarkable

  • @czaczaja
    @czaczaja 10 лет назад

    That escalated quickly

  • @Kopite4life12
    @Kopite4life12 Год назад

    Notice at 6:13 when Ricky says "Phoenix Nights is better than the Office", Karl umps in agreement. Hardly surprising, given that Phoenix Nights is basically Karl's childhood in Manchester, haha

  • @Timalloy6782
    @Timalloy6782 11 лет назад

    Love these videos listen to them again and again keep up the good work orth82, btw did randyandes who had a channel and uploaded loads of old xfm videos pass away???

  • @JimmyJames10-k7v
    @JimmyJames10-k7v 8 лет назад +1

    Better than the cartoon

  • @orth82
    @orth82  11 лет назад

    Thanks, Thomas! And no idea what became of that guy, sorry.

  • @DSled
    @DSled 3 года назад

    sorry johnny depp

  • @MrMoz94
    @MrMoz94 6 лет назад +4

    oooo hit a nerve at the end Steve was not impressed

  • @isaacdavies4885
    @isaacdavies4885 3 года назад +1

    Steve is so thin skinned

  • @holmicus
    @holmicus 11 лет назад

    Have a look at 'unbelievable barclays '.
    Real deal.

  • @caramullen9186
    @caramullen9186 8 лет назад +2

    not besmerched lol xxoo

  • @thejamy2009
    @thejamy2009 11 лет назад

    do they still do the pod casts and if they do can anyone give me the email address to email in as I have a video I want Karl too watch as I he would really enjoy it :)

  • @veganvocalist4782
    @veganvocalist4782 7 лет назад

    Yes Johnathan Ross is very cute and his brother

  • @HerculePoirotABC
    @HerculePoirotABC 7 лет назад

    Died laughing

  • @Reggiland
    @Reggiland 8 лет назад +6

    how is Steve the one they call weird looking? Karl is a potato

  • @cartmanofsp
    @cartmanofsp 11 лет назад +1

    Dickers died?

  • @haunter4708
    @haunter4708 7 лет назад +4

    Thought Steve was gonna cry at the end there like ffs.

  • @robertchandler535
    @robertchandler535 10 лет назад

    i like onions

    • @bnap3221
      @bnap3221 4 года назад

      Frying them in lots of butter in low heat a long time... yea that’s tasty

  • @Jojoateyt
    @Jojoateyt 9 лет назад

    Do people really think he looks that weird or ugly? I don't really understand it.

  • @Lawrencewd03
    @Lawrencewd03 3 года назад

    4:44 brent

  • @ImaGinE8341
    @ImaGinE8341 10 лет назад

    ant chance all these are a setup?

    • @Itacho333
      @Itacho333 10 лет назад +13

      no. not at all. they cant hold character for 15+years straight without breaking once its really impossible, karl is just that special of a guy.

    • @SiegePerilousEsauMaltomite
      @SiegePerilousEsauMaltomite 9 лет назад

      ImaGinE8341 That was real awkward silence after the tube story, haha.

  • @gleam6370
    @gleam6370 7 лет назад +1

    Is it just me or Steve gets seriously depressed when Karl talk about his looks

  • @rdor011
    @rdor011 11 лет назад

    Karl almost looks cool in that photo.

  • @SeanQuinn
    @SeanQuinn 10 лет назад +18

    I like Carl but this guy is a whiner for sure. He is so lucky that Ricky and Steve see potential in him otherwise he'd still be doing tiles full time instead of a radio show and all the other shows he is a part of. So he is a very rich man thanks to them.

    • @davidandrews3290
      @davidandrews3290 10 лет назад +19

      He'd be doing radio mate, he was a radio producer before he met Rick and Steve

    • @TomRNZ
      @TomRNZ 10 лет назад +7

      ***** Do you think he would care? Karl hates fame. Ricky wants Karl to be famous more than he does.

    • @teetonball1
      @teetonball1 10 лет назад +6

      I can't help feeling that Carl would like nothing better than "doing tiles full time".

    • @petalprecious
      @petalprecious 10 лет назад +3

      teetonball1
      As long as he had time to take a dog a walk and do his paper round.

    • @SeanQuinn
      @SeanQuinn 10 лет назад

      PacificRimNZ
      I agree that he's not interested in fame much but yes he would care because if he didn't he obviously wouldn't be a moron abroad being laughed at and ripped on by his famous pals. So my answer is yes.

  • @robertstraw9881
    @robertstraw9881 Год назад

    This is the best radio show ever.
    Does anyone listen to old Chris Evans clips? No, they don’t.