Scottish Commentary of 1966 World Cup Final - Allaster McKallaster
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- The ball did NOT cross the line. Archive Scottish commentary from the 1966 World Cup Final. England v West Germany #scottish #commentary #scottishcommentary #england #soccer #funny #austin #austintexas #austintx #fifa #calcio #football #futbol #sweaty #mckalla #mckallaster #liquidfootball #mckallasterworldcup
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The cheats that they are, lol
Lol, apparently (not a joke), on his death bed, the Russian linesman said something like, “That was for Stalingrad.”
Stalingrad makes no sene… Russia won that battle…
@@timboland7767But they lost 1,100,000 Russians in the battle.
Germany in 1990?hhahahahhaha
@@WooshaBaloo Not only Russians. Ukrainians, Georgians, Armenians, Kazakhs, Bashkirs, Tatars and so on.
"terrible first touch" is so underrated 😂😂
So funny 😂
Cuz it wasn't.
It was an expert take down of the ball, with full control.
I get it’s a joke, but man it’s wide of the mark. It’s a superb first touch.
Brilliant
"We are never gonna hear the end of this" :DD
and he was right 🙈
Prophetic words
@@johngraham5996 why what happened ?
@@glennbateman4483 england cant stop reminding us that they won a world cup haha thats what he meant they brag alot about it even till today
@@mishalsalem5331 what ? we won the world cup ? never heard that one , are you taking the wee wee ?
near 60 years later and we still haven't heard the end of it.
because its all the clowns have won in 60 years wahahaha
@@relentless1989good job VAR wasn't around or we would have won fuck all😂
And you never will
Its worse as a Rangers fan I still have to hear about 1967 as well 😃 My mate who was not even born when it happened talks about like he was there
And you never will. That's all they have to cling to.
If only all commentary could be this honest!
If only it did cross the line but atleast he was being true to himself
@@dennisgoatimer1079It didnt Cross
@@Karas10K It did it's been proven
But the question is: was the commentator anti England as a Scottish or was he only personally honest? I hope both 😎
@@dennisgoatimer1079 Not true 🙂
There is a video on YT called "Using modern goal line technology to analyze the 1966 WCF", or something like that, but it is obviously fake and I was _sure_ that no one could believe it being true, as it is obvious CG. I have a bet with a friend of mine that no one would believe it to be true, if you actually fell for it please let me know, I have to pay him!
Btw, as much as I do not like the German team, the ball _clearly_ did not cross the line. I have never seen anyone worldwide believing otherwise, other than _few_ people in England (I think that a poll showed that even in England the majority believes that the ball did not cross the line).
"The cheats that they are".
🏴🤣...World Champions!...4-2...
@@frankhornby6873World bottlers. Your ass captain sent a perfectly good ball into space taking a penalty when his team needed him the most.
@@arusu6478 What Germany did. Got Kicked out in first round 😁😁😁😁
Germany they have real heritage, a serious football nation. 3 euro champions (3x more than England) and 4 legitimate WC titles (though it should be 5 as demonstrated here). And they have produced much more of the greatest players than England has. A beckenbauer, Gerd Muller, Sepp Maier, Neuer, Lahm, Oli Kahn, Schweinsteiger, legal Boateng, and all against who from England? Gerard? David Seaman? Michael Owen? Jamie Carragher? Becks? Aside from scholes they have no great players who are revered more than just domestically.
@@arusu6478 We had 2, yes 2, World Wars.
I’m an England fan but this is brilliant
It's right up there with the Norwegian commentator: "We gave your boys a hell of a beating!!!"
A well balanced scots man with a chip on both shoulders 😅.
If you think Scots are unhappy about the myopic "Russian" linesman - wait until you mention it to a German !!!
How do you say "we wuz robbed" over there ? 😂
@@maconescotland8996 🤣👍
A portion of chips please wee man
And grand chips they are .❤
@@maconescotland8996 Wir wurden ausgeraubt
"Shits" instead of "shoots" got me
😆
Scottish English 😁🔥
"We are never gonna hear the end of this"
So, so true.
We have never heard*
Dam right ⚒️
We are never gonna hear the end of this, and we never did.
The last world class scot was that racist dalglish. Law before him, and thats your lot.
haha "horrible first touch!" literally settles it for the shot
He literally touches the ball in the middle of the area and ends up barely managing to shoot from the corner of the six yard box and off balance.
@@almchendolf because the ball was well away from him, it was a great touch in the end considering how far it was from him
It's part of the joke, but nevermind.
Literally literally literally literally
*terrible
England tries to complain about Lampard's goal in 2010 (obviously a goal), but that was just revenge for this.
Both was goal. Hahahahah. If bring history then Germany got knocked out on first round twice because of 40s😂😂😁😁😁😁
The English complained about a goal being disallowed for elbowing the goal keeper in his face too in 2004, the referee had to go in hiding. But they can't stop talking about a ball that accidentally brushed a hand barely visible in real time.
@@saifalam2030bro made the unfunniest american mainstream joke and somehow his way of telling it made it even unfunnier
Was the lino a Scotsman? :)
You mean the one that tickled the back of the net? 😮
Typical Scottish warmth, graciousness and impartiality.
I understand that the commentator was Nicola Sturgeon's dad.
It might even be Wee Krankie himself.
You know it’s not real, right ?
@@jamesm9995 No???!!!
Really???!!!
You mean the commentator, back in 1966, didn't publicly refer to the English as cheats, live on air?
We'll, guv, you could've knocked me dahn wiv a fevver, an' no mistake.
Fanks for the 'eads up.
I understand that the Ref was Geoff Hursts first cousin and a good friend of Akf Ramsey
Don’t be so ridiculous, it’s obviously a retrospective joke commentary.
What's the difference between Scotland and a tea bag.the tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Wots the difference between England and a tea bag ??
A tea bag can take penalties 😂😂
@@mcdeezrfc shit joke not even funny.are you a sweaty sock
????
@@mcdeezrfc???
@@mcdeezrfc Harsh, but fair.
"*shits*, off the bar and out"
One year later in 1967, the Scotts buried the English in Wembley with a 3-2 win, and declared themselves as the new World Champions!! 🤣🤣🤣😜😜
What do you call a Scotsman in the 2nd round of the World Cup?......................'The Ref'!
England have only won it once you nonce 🤣 , a football mad nation with 8 times the population of Scotland !!!!!! .
Home before the postcards.
I mean you can't really do much now could you when almost every single time you made a world cup you're drawn against goddamn Brazil
All the salty comments from humourless twats
Haven't seen an english title since the big robbery
The cheats that they are!
The one and only world cup ever...The cheats.
England fan here and loving this 😊
Excellent commentary!
I need an interpreter to understand what was said...🤣🏴
Big hug from Portugal to Scotland
Portugal were cheated out of the cup, with a fix for England. Sou Gales.
thanks for the translation
After being scandalously favored with this goal that did not exist, England never reached the final of the world cup again.
Your knowledge of football is overwhelming
It crossed the line man
@@dennisgoatimer1079how?
@@nathanoconnor5063 by going past the line there's video analysis of the video on RUclips using technology to prove that it went over the line
Yea but for all we know england could have won it in 1986 if it wasnt for the most significant and cynical cheat in the entire history of football.
We'll never hear the end of it.. as Scots mention it the most lol
I think youll find Englishers mention it far more.
True. We hardly talk about but the Scots don't shut up about it
@@benmacdui9328 you’re so obsessed with us but we don’t care about you lol
Sorry Malcolm, but as neither Scot nor Englishman...it's the English who haven't been able to shut up and hence everyone else poking fun at that (perpetually, as is deserved) as well as that jarring "it's coming home" ditty, of course! Please don't pretend the English have been modest about their slice of luck all these decades - you'll just invite more ridicule!
@@JacoWium It's coming home ain't jarring
Thanks Shane
This has become my favorite video lol
Well it hasn't come home since and very likely never to.
And then there's the poor, wee Scots, trying since 1872 to win a trophy...and they never will. :0))
@@GoonerBob42 Correction we've won the Rouse Cup and the Keirin trophy.
@@terencej72 OMG! How incredible!😀
@nate higgers are you sure about that
Never? Not to use leagues you don't care about but the Chicago Cubs literally waited a century to win a World Series. If they can wait 100 years so can England.
Every time England play we have sweep as to how many minutes elapse before 1966 is mentioned. Never disappointed.
In my old workplace I had a Scottish manager. At the time of the 2010 World Cup he told me he "really hopes England win it." When I asked him why he replied "Because it's the only way we'll ever get them to stop going on about f****** 1966!"
My brother and I did the same thing every time we watched an England game.
Always happened in less than 10 minutes.
@kms6465 Whereas the dopey scots who try to take the piss have NOTHING to brag about, lolol!!!
😂😂😂In a match between Ghanaian and Belizean schoolgirls, how long will it be before the English commentator mentions the 1966 World Cup?
This is hilarious mate! 🤣
Scotland - World Cup. . . Does not Compute!
Even when he says, "Shoots" it sounds like "sh*ts" ...
Laughed my head off.
After this, how did Scotland ever get their own parliament and Prime Minister?!
They don’t have a Prime Minister, they have a First Minister, Prime is much too English a word for the Scots!
The modern world owes much to the Scots, now we know it owes VAR too to them.
England never have luck at a World cup and this is why. Modern technology proves this was NOT A GOAL
That's not bad luck. The bad luck was on Germany.
Actually just the contrary. It prooved it passed.
0:11
'The cheats that they are!!!'
Thank heaven for subtitle, I'd never understand this in 756 millions years 😂
We still don’t hear the end of this 😂
It never ceases to amaze me how humourless and overly sensitive football fans are.
Here we have a 'funny' video which pokes fun of the Scottish as much as it does the English yet they comments section is filled with English fans crying because someone had the audacity to make fun of the 66 World Cup win.
Exactly. Football-heads would rather fight than have a laugh, and it's a habit they cannot shake, not even for 30 seconds.
👏👏👏👏
The linesman acted as VAR
Of course. Back then it was the linesman's job to assist the referee in matters pertaining to the ball in and out of play.
Here because of Matt & Shane's secret podcast.
Which episode?
@@peterreid192 The live cast the other night at Chelsea Music Hall.
Same and a scot. This hurt lol.
'We're never gonna hear the end of this'' - It may happen...but not while there's still so much as one Anglo-Saxon left
What a shame that was! If they were truly gentlemen, the Brits, when it was determined that the ball never crossed over the line, they would've offered the Germans a repeat. But they shamelessly did not, so because of this incident England will forever live in infamy. As a professional referee myself I can understand how the AR made a mistake, however the first thing we ask from the players before a game is to display good sportsmanship. Unfortunately, in this case, the Englishmen displayed none!
😕👎
Like Maradonnas sportsmanship 20 years later.
This must be the best video of all time.
Never gonna hear the end of this...like Bannockburn...their last great victory 700 years ago
Absolutely brilliant 😂
Yes.Very unfortunate indeed.Rather like that "Handball" at Anfield by Scotland that robbed Wales in that W/C Qualifier eh??? Dreadful.😮😮🏐🏐
Both terrible injustice. England handed that world cup with a fix. He's done a commentary on the infamous Jordan cheat v Wales. Idiot ref.
Winning a World Cup!! Something the jocks will never ever do!! 😁
England only have one more World Cup than Scotland despite inventing the game. Nowt to brag about.
Yes, the first and last time England won anything.
In addition most people that witnessed it are dead lol.
@@rtsgrz1902 obviously your a stormy jock!! We won it you never will..
@@iansmith8247 im not Scottish lol, you island apes will never win shit again.
Have fun with the next disappointment in 2026 while watching others win in your sport.
My country won 3 times and i actually saw one of the winning games, something you never will.
@@rtsgrz1902 The whole games corrupt anyway UEFA FiFA- corrupt..I was having a laugh but your a bit bitter and twisted by the sounds!!
Love these, but looking forward to one of Gazza's goal against Scotland at Wembley in the Euros.
What's alky gasgoine upto now
now play the one that shows the over the line and bouncing out due to the backspin from hitting the bar...
Could be difficult. A video showing the whole of the ball over the line doesn't exist.
It didn't cross the line.
What version of Ranger's is it at the moment is it still 2.0
Ha ha. The wonders of digital video :) . I don't think it was in either, but it was much closer than that.
I’m English but that commentary is spot on. Very funny and very accurate. Have England won the World Cup. Bugger me we never mention it. And in which year did that happen then?
As a German this is a good video
Happy silver anniversary to the “sweaties”…..25 years since a World Cup appearance!!! 😂
That would not have been giving with today’s technology
Surely
@@Werderbremen556 VAR gives a goal.. before the ball's backspin!
VAR would still be reviewing it now....
@@talespeed ruclips.net/video/k-UVkc3WFmU/видео.html
We need more commentary like this 😂
Not Over The Line
This one paired with Lampard 2010 is pure memetic heaven.
This reminds me of an old Marty Feldman sketch called 'The Commentator' where Marty commentates an England v Uruguay match. Very similar vitriol only in Marty's case, in favour of the England team.
Any footage of stewart kennedy wrapped around a goalpost in 1975.
great vid...greetings from germany (-:
And we never heard the end of it....
VAR confirming its never a goal! I demand a replay!
It most certain was over the line.
@@bighands69 Discount on at Specsavers - I highly recommend an eye test.
@@JacoWium It's been proven it's a goal lad
@@dennisgoatimer1079 Yeah, suuure.
@@JacoWiumLol 🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜
Roger Hunt should have punched it over the line like Diego 🤣
That was pure gold
I love how obsessed and bitter the jocks are 🤣😍🤣😍🤣😍🤣😍🤣😍🤣😍🤣😍😍🤣😍🤣🤣😍🤣😍😍🤣😍🤣😍🤣
Exactly how evertonians are about Liverpool 😳👌🙌
Not really we gave you a football lesson the next year big Jim Baxter took the pish out yous
They’ve had too many pints of bitter 😉
@@truebluebears76 and now Scotland could not win a raffle
@@peterramsden3134 at least we know we’re pish unlike the English who think they will win everything .But in actual fact you win nothing .
When exactly was it that Scotland won the World Cup ? I've looked in the record books but can't seem to find any mention of it ! 🤣
Genius
Scotland are a nation of only 5 million people who don't claim to be one the giants of world football and bring out a silly "it's coming home" song every 2 years. Remind me how many major trophies England have won compared to Germany, France, Italy and Spain again? Even Denmark and Greece have won the Euros more.
@@paulwilliams8389 in Greece we use it as a joke. We say "imagine, we've won more Euros than England"...😂😂😂...I like that, though I'm an English football fan...
@@paulwilliams8389 as a bloke from 🏴 i find it hilarious how bad our team performs in every competition despite having a "value" of hundreds of millions £££, its like all the players a scared to touch the ball because it's on fire 😂
2004. We won the Elephant Polo World Cup.
Google it if ye don't believe me.
Well there's one thing for sure. We're never going to see Scotland in a World Cup final!
Or England in one again.
I believe the linesman had had most of his family wiped out by the Germans in WWII. He is now a hero in Azerbaijan and the national stadium is named after him.
Cannot be. The Axis did not get that far in the Caucasus in WW2.
Scotland only ever watching and moaning about the world cup as usual.😂
You're joking... You lot have been moaning about something at every single one since 1970. Apart from 1974, 1978 and 1994 when you were just moaning about things that had happened to you in the qualifiers.
Ok let's agree they are all moaners but one is pretty average and the other one is always a no hope, I'll let you guess !!
There have been thousands of goals scored that were unjustly awarded, many of them the scorer was offside, penalties that were won through cheating, Maradona scoring against England with his fist, Thierry Henry depriving Ireland a place in the knock out stage of the 2010 world cup by scoring with his hand, all are distant memories to the Scots but the Jeff Hurst goal scored in the 1966 world cup final is like Culloden it will be remembered forever.
and right so😂
We dont care much about it in Germany.
Yes, most people say "nein, wasn´t a goal" and lough about it.
We won 4 World Cups. It´s not that bad.
And we have beaten Brazil 7:1, in Brazil, Semi-Finals, 2014.
Could be worse...
It's not real commentry but almost there.
In 2006 world cup I was in a racecourse in the lounge area and in the same table was an Irish embassy man. So we were watching the horses, not football but England were playing Colombia and we heard England scored a goal. So I says "England 1-0, nice" to which the Irishman replies "you support the scum then, what a shame !".
What has your first point got to do with the story you told us
@@enmamu1430 You won four, they won one. You wanted five - nil ?
Colombia weren’t in the 2006 World Cup. Do you mean Ecuador?
@@capybara6921 yeah
"terrible first touch... Shits! Oh æ bwuah an œd!"
Love this guy😂
Had Weber (No. 6) kept the ball in play, the game would have continued and the ref would not even have asked the linesman.
Inglaterra no ha vuelto a ganar un solo título más, aunque en un mundial pasado sucedió algo parecido pero al revés.
Если им засчитывают мячи забитые руками , то о каких будущих победах сборной Англии может идти речь ?
Very funny! It's not a real commentary, of course. There were no instant replays back then, and there was no camera on the goal line. It's wonderful what you can fake with technology today. Believe nothing!
I'm sure in the same situation Scottish players wouldn't claim a goal!
This caught me so off guard🤣
Up yours McKallaster!
Down yours, Paul
My Scottish cooleague was just complaining about what our London office will be like if England wins the Euros lmao. "We'll never hear the end of it" indeed.
Pirates steal in all areas.
Was that Denis Law doing the commentating?
Hoje com var não seria gol,apesar de minha torcida pelo english time
Classic!
Oh how they'd love to be in a major tournament quarter final let alone a final for this to happen.
Typical Scottish reaction to English football FINEST hour. ⚽ PS. I was THERE!
Cheat!
But you cheated 😂
@@tommasork3852 how?
Well, it's all a joke, but if you're really that old, not surprised you'd think it is "typical".. 😆
@@JacoWium well thanks for the reply, and yes, I am old enough to remember that game as if it was last week, the fans of England today, have no idea of the emotional time of that wonderful day, the heavy rain before the game, which cut up the pitch, the early goal from Haller, from a rare mistake by Ray Wilson, the quick free-kick by Bobby Moore to the near post for Hurst to head in, typical West Ham move, the goal by Martin Peters, with 8 minutes to go, we thought that was it! And of course the very late goal to tie at 2-2 after 90 minutes, a sickening blow, but in extra time there was only one team in it, and that was England, Alan Ball was my Man of the Match, and we must mention that goal by Geoff Hurst, who was the very first player to score 3 goals in a World Cup Final, his last goal was sublime, a fast gallop upfield with Overath in pursuit, and a terrific unstoppable shot into the left of the goal, that was the end I was standing at, the scenes in Trafalgar Square late into the night, and guess what, I missed my train back to Birmingham, so hailed a taxi outside Paddington Station and went home in some style! What a day! 🚖👌
Let the record show that, long before Harry Kane, Jamie Vardy and Wayne Rooney, it was Scotland's own Billy Bremner, at around this time, who introduced diving to the English league.
Side replay with slow motion was not that fast at the time I´m afraid.
It couldn't be more obvious that the ball is on the line but still we have some people who claim it's goal because of an Al check were they used the "other' angle and stoped the ball into the air 😁
I saw the game, Uve Zeehler was my Hero, but I still do not know whether it was the goal.
It was not.
I seriously believed he was speaking in Scottish Gaelic.
HAHAHAHA. we are never gonna hear the end of this.
Can’t wait to see the jocks get hammered by the hosts in next month’s euro championships 😂
did that guy at 0:06 just ignore the ball rather then scoring?
Thats always been the English argument that it was a gol by slippin in past the crossbar. Dude was a top striker in a 1st div. Club, if it hadn't gon in he wuld have surely knocked it past the line ... but since it DID go in he didn't need 2 ...
What about that "goal" scored during a pitch invasion? Some of those "people on the pitch" were clearly in offside positions.
They were playing Geoff Hurst onside:)
What language is this commentary?
Scottish
Some people are on the pitch... more crowd trouble at Wembley. England should have the book thrown at them for this.
Three players & linesman SAW the ball over the line!..Then the incredibly fast *backspin* brought it close to the line. Perhaps this version of the film may have been altered using German secret technology!
The whole tournament was a fix for England. Home advantage. Refs letting Pelé get hacked out of the cup. Rattin sending off in 1/4 final. Portugal semi moved to Wembley. Stiles allowed to keep hacking Eusebio. This never crossed the line. 4th goal should have been disallowed with spectators on the pitch.
If this had been Scotland, actually qualifying, playing, and somehow reaching the final, they'd be claiming it for days.
But stay mad.