How Spider-Man Homecoming Should Have Ended

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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2017
  • How Spider-Man Homecoming Should Have Ended - Written By The Fans!
    After you guys submitted over 30 thousand script ideas we did our best to whittle it down to the most manageable batch of scenes. I think about 5,000 of you submitted the "language" joke and the "because I'm batman" line. So a big fat sloppy Thank You goes to everyone who sent in ideas. Thank you so much for wanting to be a part of this. We really loved getting to make this with you. And you guys are full of great jokes!
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Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @writingref
    @writingref 2 года назад +1933

    That moment you realize Hishe had all three spidermen together first …

  • @whammycheng3758
    @whammycheng3758 4 года назад +5418

    "I have a daughter. That makes me okay to break the law!"
    Scott Lang- Yeah, that is a valid reason. I am sure we would have been great cell mates.

    • @zaos7321
      @zaos7321 4 года назад +39

      I understand

    • @Theyeman
      @Theyeman 3 года назад +152

      Sandman:I know right

    • @hayfordsarfo6623
      @hayfordsarfo6623 3 года назад +75

      Helmut Zemo: let’s be friends

    • @callumlee5713
      @callumlee5713 3 года назад +44

      Deadshot:woohooo

    • @DarthLuigi310
      @DarthLuigi310 3 года назад +56

      Kingpin: I have a son does that count?

  • @Sabis2365
    @Sabis2365 Год назад +456

    "Don't mess with me kid."
    "Why?"
    "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!"

    • @Christopher_Woods
      @Christopher_Woods Год назад +19

      That is Michael Keaton so “HE IS BATMAN!!!”.

    • @kncnetko7789
      @kncnetko7789 Год назад +18

      WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT 😱;

    • @Astonelle
      @Astonelle Год назад +5

      WHAAAAAAAA--????????

    • @raulvidal2343
      @raulvidal2343 Год назад +7

      Tom Holland confirmed this as canon.

    • @isaacrogers4174
      @isaacrogers4174 Год назад +11

      It’s funny because on set, Michael actually whispered “I’m Batman.” into Tom’s ear while shooting.

  • @TlalocW
    @TlalocW 3 года назад +3130

    The grabbing of Vulture's arm and asking him if he has super-strength is about the most Spider-Man thing out there. That really should have made it in the movie.

    • @adwitiyagupta
      @adwitiyagupta 3 года назад +251

      That’s something Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man would have done.

    • @Theunfriendlyneighborhoodman
      @Theunfriendlyneighborhoodman 2 года назад +164

      Bully Maguire : look at vulture senior, Gonna cry ?

    • @issacsoto1830
      @issacsoto1830 2 года назад +37

      "How'd that get there?"

    • @emiratesaviation33
      @emiratesaviation33 2 года назад +54

      That's something I can see Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man doing

    • @arktiix
      @arktiix 2 года назад +19

      That might have been to similar to the metal arm scene from civil war

  • @misseli1
    @misseli1 4 года назад +8543

    I LOVE the running joke with the scientist that always says "Here's a bright idea..."

  • @thebestryman8478
    @thebestryman8478 4 года назад +5167

    “Don,t mess with me kid”
    “Why?”
    “BECAUSE I,M BATMAN”
    “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

  • @bigben1081
    @bigben1081 2 года назад +639

    Fun fact: Michael Keaton would actually go up to Tom randomly on set and whisper in his ear “I’m Batman”

    • @nahjitgonetoofar6563
      @nahjitgonetoofar6563 Год назад +18

      Wait really? Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gaelcomics5997
      @gaelcomics5997 Год назад +18

      From Batman to Volture
      Michael Kilton plays Batman

    • @Ironmew05
      @Ironmew05 Год назад +12

      @@gaelcomics5997 Michael Keaton.

    • @gamingleopard428
      @gamingleopard428 Год назад +2

      wtf really!?!?!

    • @SmilingKratosTheGodOfWar
      @SmilingKratosTheGodOfWar Год назад +22

      @@nahjitgonetoofar6563 Holland revealed that while filming Spider-Man: Homecoming, Keaton would shed the Vulture character for the Dark Knight. The Beetlejuice actor would whisper “I'm Batman” to Tom Holland during fight scenes as if it were a comic fan's dream of DC and Marvel crossing paths. Google checks out

  • @kalaylaseehafer5195
    @kalaylaseehafer5195 3 года назад +284

    "help this man has a gun and is threatening my life!"
    has the same energy as
    "nope you're a criminal, goodbye Mr. Criminal!"

  • @dragonstormx
    @dragonstormx 6 лет назад +5919

    Is nobody aware of the irony in BATMAN criticizing somebody recruiting a minor to fight crime?

    • @DugFin2
      @DugFin2 6 лет назад +363

      Probably just angry that Tony stole his schtick, AGAIN

    • @jacobalexander9133
      @jacobalexander9133 6 лет назад +191

      That's the joke

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 6 лет назад +243

      well to be fair: the first two robins basically had nowhere else to go were he not to take them in and the third one actually had to CONVINCE batman into taking him in, saying batman NEEDS a robin to keep him balanced, and the fourth one was his son who otherwise would'v been brainwashed as a minion of the mother's terrorist group.

    • @isTheMiz
      @isTheMiz 6 лет назад +68

      He only recruits orphans, though... except that female Robin. So aside from the female one, which I disagree with anyways, he can kinda recruit them... like... adoption(?) And Tony can't do the same since Spider-Man has a family.

    • @ahmedkoroma1998
      @ahmedkoroma1998 6 лет назад +35

      isTheMiz,
      tony could marry aunt may, just saying...

  • @Caponeson1
    @Caponeson1 2 года назад +247

    The irony of the cafe scene is how Superman and Batman are giving Tony gruff when Batman has trained child soldiers for decades

    • @averagejoe9040
      @averagejoe9040 2 года назад +17

      and at least spiderman's not wearing tights

    • @vitinamorabito7283
      @vitinamorabito7283 Год назад +4

      Right?!

    • @jesse4550
      @jesse4550 Год назад +17

      Actually, go back and watch the scene. Batman is unusually silent the whole time. Only Supes talks.

    • @The_Memorial
      @The_Memorial Год назад

      Yep

    • @Domestic-Violet
      @Domestic-Violet 4 месяца назад +1

      the robins was has no home and parents....... but peter still has school, still has aunt may ,

  • @sktlight
    @sktlight 3 года назад +210

    The “Here’s a bright idea” guy should get a hero movie of his own

    • @hamzagamer1549
      @hamzagamer1549 2 года назад

      Yep

    • @ilovedragonball2435
      @ilovedragonball2435 Год назад +1

      It would be the shortest hero movie ever

    • @BTGTB
      @BTGTB Год назад

      @@ilovedragonball2435 I was going to put that exact reply!

  • @gcullen576
    @gcullen576 4 года назад +4561

    The "Here's a bright Idea" guy is so good, because he's literally the one thing that stops the plot of the entire movie because he has common sense

    • @superjackster0165
      @superjackster0165 4 года назад +57

      Cap'n Smith I don’t know why they only use him in the Spiderman HISHE videos

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 3 года назад +72

      @@superjackster0165 Well, most villains are created due to other scientists being lazy and not looking at anything else while running an experiment or something

    • @existencehandle
      @existencehandle 3 года назад +20

      @@suckerman7gm S a n d m a n

    • @therealwarmonger
      @therealwarmonger 3 года назад +6

      I would like to know that Gentleman's name.

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 3 года назад +12

      They had to use the “Bright Idea” guy multiple times in this too 😂

  • @dogemcdogeface7901
    @dogemcdogeface7901 5 лет назад +4890

    "I have a daughter
    That makes me okay to break the law!"
    Couldn't have said it any better

    • @LukeeBoi
      @LukeeBoi 5 лет назад +146

      Do you remember when they made that Joke with sandman

    • @chaos9608
      @chaos9608 4 года назад +2

      500th like

    • @joturd23
      @joturd23 4 года назад +27

      Didn’t sand man say the same thing in a previous hishe spider man one

    • @jatinshilen
      @jatinshilen 4 года назад +6

      Reminded me of Serena Williams

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 4 года назад +18

      Darth Vader: You have a daughter?! This is wonderful!

  • @hungryeyes2786
    @hungryeyes2786 3 года назад +711

    Tom Peter: Now I'm sure they'll never replace me
    Miles: Don't be too sure about that

    • @riveraharper8166
      @riveraharper8166 2 года назад +2

      meh.

    • @hayabusa2360
      @hayabusa2360 2 года назад +12

      I mean atleast everyone still loves the og. Spider man i still loved. Miles Morales

    • @LuhLilTabs
      @LuhLilTabs 2 года назад +14

      Miles should never be the main spiderman

    • @just_an_internet_explorer8038
      @just_an_internet_explorer8038 2 года назад +4

      @@LuhLilTabs cap

    • @LuhLilTabs
      @LuhLilTabs 2 года назад +1

      @@just_an_internet_explorer8038 I just think there needs to be a Peter Parker before miles

  • @ZainR
    @ZainR 2 года назад +202

    No Way Home's HISHE's diner scene is probably going to be really heartwarming

    • @Sahejpatil
      @Sahejpatil 2 года назад

      🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Toadallythebest
      @Toadallythebest 2 года назад +2

      hilarios

    • @sg3428
      @sg3428 2 года назад +3

      You mean Finally the oldest Spiderman inside Cafe?

    • @virazvryt1506
      @virazvryt1506 2 года назад +1

      4years

    • @bryan.d0616
      @bryan.d0616 Год назад +3

      And instead we got Peter kissing Superman. 😅

  • @rayburks7059
    @rayburks7059 6 лет назад +828

    Vulture: "Don't mess with me kid"
    Peter: "Why"
    Vulture: "Because I'm Barman"
    Peter: "Whaaaaat"

    • @RyokaYakashima
      @RyokaYakashima 6 лет назад +36

      Ray Burks it's a reference to the old batman actor, how cool is that! 😂

    • @yusufbiagi2293
      @yusufbiagi2293 6 лет назад +30

      Yeah...michael keaton was batman in the first two batman movie by tim burton

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 6 лет назад +10

      I was hoping for this scene

    • @adityarajasekar1020
      @adityarajasekar1020 6 лет назад +6

      Hey I said that idea!

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 6 лет назад

      Thanks, Homie Cheetah

  • @oly5883
    @oly5883 6 лет назад +1545

    "What the...!"
    "LANGUAGE!"
    My favourite part! 😂

    • @Ed-zo2ef
      @Ed-zo2ef 6 лет назад +2

      awful joke

    • @oly5883
      @oly5883 6 лет назад +30

      Ed. Thank you!
      For reminding me that there are people out there like you who need to tell bad things to people they don't even know, just to feel better with there selves.
      But... I'm not going to tell you something bad. I'm just going to say.... I believe you're a good person! Have a nice day 😊

    • @Ed-zo2ef
      @Ed-zo2ef 6 лет назад +5

      Oly . . MakeS. Actually thanks u too (:
      It probably was to make me feel better about my life but no I just have a thing for language and I’m Batman jokes

    • @CarterCranford
      @CarterCranford 6 лет назад +2

      Oly . . MakeS. Same

    • @trillo3332
      @trillo3332 6 лет назад

      "themselves"
      Sometimes it isn't about making anybody feel better, so much as it is an attempt to educate the masses. Like with spelling, for example!
      But the education argument does not explain stating opinion as fact.
      You can still chalk that one up to plain ol' douchary.

  • @jokeronline702
    @jokeronline702 2 года назад +51

    5:11 Spider-Man No way Home

    • @diyatilwani7642
      @diyatilwani7642 2 года назад +7

      Did he predicted no way home 😯😯😯😯

  • @johnstriker480
    @johnstriker480 2 года назад +55

    5:05 AMAZING how HISHE keeps accidentally predicting future movies xDD
    It's wild!

  • @dectonge8563
    @dectonge8563 6 лет назад +533

    Aunt May: "What the Fu....."
    *Bam*
    Cap: "Language!" 😂👌🏼😂

    • @MapleHero120
      @MapleHero120 6 лет назад +4

      Wait... did he just assaulted an unarmed civilian with an indestructible shield just because she was using a foul language? That is messed up...

    • @MapleHero120
      @MapleHero120 6 лет назад +1

      Bsquared well DP deserved it but I think it was a bit harsh on Aunt May tho...

    • @ryanhowe5595
      @ryanhowe5595 6 лет назад

      Still funny

    • @angelarossi6661
      @angelarossi6661 6 лет назад

      Sunrise Productions ! That was the best part!! 😂

  • @victoria-qk5mq
    @victoria-qk5mq 5 лет назад +3514

    Aunt May: “WHAT THE F-“
    Cap: “LANGUAGE!!”
    I dieieieied

  • @vsdexx
    @vsdexx 3 года назад +51

    “WHY IS THAT A FEATURE IM 15” Thats my favorite part

  • @AdamArBast99
    @AdamArBast99 3 года назад +65

    4:50
    Because, James, you said it yourself; your suit is meant to fly, and after you fell from higher than a thousands feet Tony put a parachute in Pete's suit to make sure that doesn't happen again

  • @dagewastaken7236
    @dagewastaken7236 6 лет назад +778

    "Here's a bright idea" is my new favorite character lmao

    • @TheFunPop
      @TheFunPop 6 лет назад +12

      Kyle Reganit New favorite? You might be new around here. You should watch their Spider-Man 3 hishe from back in the day. Or the Amazing Spider-Man 2 one.

    • @smoof5419
      @smoof5419 6 лет назад +28

      new favorite =/= new character

    • @TheNspoon
      @TheNspoon 6 лет назад +6

      He solves all problems

    • @babyyoshi3099
      @babyyoshi3099 6 лет назад +24

      He is like the only reoccurring character throughout HISHE reviews that is not a superhero. He has appeared in so many of their videos.

    • @angelaphsiao
      @angelaphsiao 6 лет назад +11

      the true hero of HISHE... Logicman

  • @lillylouise8803
    @lillylouise8803 6 лет назад +792

    "I'm gunna kill everyone you love"
    "I love Liz... Does that mean your gunna kill your daughter?"
    "You win this round. Spiderman"
    XD

    • @qwertycrafter6506
      @qwertycrafter6506 6 лет назад

      Kacy Elliker Spider-Man*

    • @lillylouise8803
      @lillylouise8803 6 лет назад +3

      Neto Modesto cuz I can

    • @jemman2314
      @jemman2314 6 лет назад +10

      Neto Modesto because poeple always type their favorite part about the video in the comments everyone does just look at the other guys on this video

    • @jamesgeorge7579
      @jamesgeorge7579 6 лет назад +1

      I remember seeing the original comment

    • @Lazzahh
      @Lazzahh 6 лет назад +3

      James George So do I 😎
      (Way of me saying I wrote the idea)

  • @danielgladu4068
    @danielgladu4068 2 года назад +36

    Once again HISHE predicted the future having Tobey and Andrew with Tom together.

  • @nerd4774
    @nerd4774 2 года назад +7

    5:07 HISHE predicted NWH

  • @wizardmaster50
    @wizardmaster50 4 года назад +2164

    "you cant give a kid a murder suit tony!"
    Tony: "proceeds to give Peter an entire defense system that could easily kill entire cities in no time flat"

    • @AchWave
      @AchWave 4 года назад +12

      Reminds me of cod iw with f spar could kill any thing

    • @AnilArya51
      @AnilArya51 4 года назад +31

      Whole Europe...not just some cities and Fun fact is Stark's company didn't know the unauthorized use or monitored this ... crazy

    • @victoriaslater6008
      @victoriaslater6008 4 года назад +20

      What? No! He gave him weapons of mass destruction. He could destroy the earth with all that stuff.

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 3 года назад +23

      Spiderman: home invasion
      Stark: proceeds to provide plans for his death star

    • @handysoap
      @handysoap 3 года назад

      the 1000th like

  • @hulksmash5890
    @hulksmash5890 5 лет назад +3336

    May: what the f***
    .
    Captain America: *Language* 😂

    • @timgruning5104
      @timgruning5104 5 лет назад +20

      Sooo hillarious!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣👍👍

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 5 лет назад +12

      May: Sorry!

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 5 лет назад +4

      Hulk! Is that you?

    • @davie9944
      @davie9944 5 лет назад +3

      Hulk smash Steve she said a bad language word

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 5 лет назад +4

      Steve Rogers: Aunt May Parker! Watch your language! I’m serious!
      Aunt May Parker: Sorry! I should have said “What the heck?!”.

  • @channely.z.h
    @channely.z.h 2 года назад +12

    0:36 I'm not a bad person! I just Had Bad Luck(Flint Marko/Sandman- Spider Man 3,2007)

  • @lofthouse23
    @lofthouse23 3 года назад +172

    "I'll kill you and everyone you love...."
    "I love Liz! Does that mean you're gonna kill your daughter?"
    "Uhhuh.... You win this round, Spiderman!"

  • @windrunnerradiant4776
    @windrunnerradiant4776 6 лет назад +863

    "You don't understand. I have a daughter, that makes it okay to break the law. I'm not bad person." That is literally the guy's entire mindset throughout the movie. Lol.

    • @namanxo
      @namanxo 6 лет назад +45

      Windrunner Radiant That reminds me of Spiderman 3 when Sandman said the same thing to Peter

    • @cnj96
      @cnj96 6 лет назад +34

      it's actually a reference to the spiderman 3 hishe

    • @axel1300
      @axel1300 6 лет назад +5

      lmao people actually take these videos serious HAHHA

    • @gavynvillarial
      @gavynvillarial 6 лет назад +3

      Windrunner Radiant that was in the how spiderman 3 should have ended when sandman said that

    • @andreashort310
      @andreashort310 6 лет назад +2

      Vulture does thinks it's okay, Sandman doesn't. Sandman sees himself as a martyr. He knows he does bad things but he simply does them for his daughter. Vulture's morals are warped.

  • @CazTails
    @CazTails 5 лет назад +2053

    "Friday, put Kryptonite tank missiles on my to-do list please."

  • @HELP_ME_WIN_AGAINST_EVERYONE..
    @HELP_ME_WIN_AGAINST_EVERYONE.. 2 года назад +49

    Here's a bright idea: Why don't you make more of these videos so more people will like and subscribe you enough until one day finally every single one of your video is turned into a movie?

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 2 года назад +4

      Uhhh fine
      The battle between silver warrior and HISHE: How It Should Have Ended
      (Reading the comments). Hey! This dude just gave me a bright idea on the comment section to make more videos. I should do it.
      Heres a bright idea. How about you don’t because it will decrease the value according to supply and demand and we don’t make videos on youtube comments and viewers and it will take alot of time and energy?
      Uh fine.
      And so I didn’t make a video just because some random guy said so.
      Superman: wait why are you telling us this? Better yet, why are you here?
      Batman: You don’t seem to fit with us.
      HISHE: But i am your creator.
      Superman: Are you claiming us as property because our company would say otherwise.
      Batman: And you can’t claim me. You know why?
      HISHE: Yes.
      Batman: Oh. I was expecting you to say no or why. But I’ll say it anyways. BECAUSE IM BATMAN!

  • @khjfreddy
    @khjfreddy 2 года назад +16

    They predicted the future once again!

  • @mugswrld
    @mugswrld 6 лет назад +502

    *now I know they’ll never replace me*
    “Yeah don’t be to sure about that”

    • @sykomichael83
      @sykomichael83 6 лет назад +1

      Ultra Instinct Goku Mugabo I didn't get that 1...... Somebody help me out

    • @TPKProductions
      @TPKProductions 6 лет назад +35

      Michael Harris because that's Miles Morales, which is confirmed in homecoming bc of his uncle, and in the comics he becomes spider man after Peter dies

    • @54Immortal
      @54Immortal 6 лет назад +14

      Miles Morales exists in a different dimension where Peter parker is dead so unless they're gon kill off Tom Holland, he ain't coming soon. Alternatively if they do Secret Wars after Infinity War, then he might come up.

    • @theflyinglatinoman6106
      @theflyinglatinoman6106 6 лет назад +2

      Ultimate Spiderman

    • @Gavin-fw8mj
      @Gavin-fw8mj 6 лет назад +1

      maybe miles said that because of his movie nxt yr animated spider man

  • @jadonquarles5243
    @jadonquarles5243 5 лет назад +1443

    "I have a daughter, that makes it ok to break the law...I'm not a bad person!"
    THAT SPIDER-MAN 3 HISHE REFERENCE THOOOO

    • @jamesw4419
      @jamesw4419 5 лет назад +3

      Ik I saw that to

    • @khayree7929
      @khayree7929 5 лет назад +9

      His daughter wasn’t sick

    • @robobase3353
      @robobase3353 5 лет назад +3

      Jadon Quarles I really loved this reference

    • @troy.nuesca
      @troy.nuesca 5 лет назад +5

      Lol i just watched that one and i remembered this so i came and watched it again lol

    • @Caleb_Amamiya
      @Caleb_Amamiya 5 лет назад

      @@jamesw4419 same

  • @hihello12354
    @hihello12354 2 года назад +7

    5:10 mans predicted the future lmao

  • @tsukichan4
    @tsukichan4 3 года назад +18

    Peter: *kills someone* why is that a feature?! I'm 15!
    Me: oh Peter, you foolish child, you weren't even supposed to HAVE that feature yet! You only have it because you hacked the suit. thats on you dude

  • @charlesgalpert6458
    @charlesgalpert6458 3 года назад +1769

    "IM THE GUY IN THE CHAIR
    THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!!"- i died

  • @gothamknight2098
    @gothamknight2098 6 лет назад +1240

    Don't mess with me kid
    Why ?
    Because IAM BATMAN
    LOL

  • @TFalconwing
    @TFalconwing 2 года назад +5

    The multiple peters aged well

  • @saiken811
    @saiken811 2 года назад +5

    WAIT A MINUTE! So did the cafe scene at the end inspire No Way Home!!

  • @infiniteelysium981
    @infiniteelysium981 5 лет назад +917

    “I lost an electron”
    “Are you positive?”

    • @squidwardthesquidofallsqui1346
      @squidwardthesquidofallsqui1346 4 года назад +1

      Hehe

    • @loganslife8584
      @loganslife8584 4 года назад +13

      I don't think its a positive because an elementary particle consisting of a charge of negative electricity equal to about 1.602 × 10−19 coulomb and having a mass when at rest of about 9.109 × 10−31 kilogram or about ¹/₁₈₃₆ that of a proton, sorry to ruin the joke.

    • @elijah00123
      @elijah00123 4 года назад +3

      watch iron man 3 again😂 pepper has the same shirt

    • @joenahyay8367
      @joenahyay8367 4 года назад +3

      Logan's Life this comment ruined my childhood

    • @naveenkr5992
      @naveenkr5992 4 года назад

      Time stamp

  • @jagannathajaya2350
    @jagannathajaya2350 6 лет назад +334

    Keaton: Don't mess with me.
    Peter: Why?
    Keaton: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN.
    *Instant Like*

    • @thegooddoctor2009
      @thegooddoctor2009 6 лет назад +3

      Jagannath Ajayakumar
      Ok now I get the joke. I think it would have been better if he was dressed as Keaton's Batman though.

    • @gaelcomics5997
      @gaelcomics5997 Год назад

      From Batman to Volture
      Michael Kilton plays Batman

  • @antoinesmith3022
    @antoinesmith3022 3 года назад +15

    You have brought so much joy to so many people, thank you for all you do. These videos are amazing

  • @pbmccain
    @pbmccain 2 года назад +6

    This is the actual plot of Spider-Man No Way Home

  • @Digedon
    @Digedon 6 лет назад +513

    *Cough cough*Robin*cough cough*

    • @Dan_Rob_2023
      @Dan_Rob_2023 6 лет назад +14

      Tuba_G Or now the Flash lol

    • @Redflametrow
      @Redflametrow 6 лет назад +26

      I thought that's where the joke was going but then they didn't do it. Just weird that it went on so long for them to not go there.

    • @yashselokar7512
      @yashselokar7512 6 лет назад +1

      True

    • @owlsayssouth
      @owlsayssouth 6 лет назад +17

      not on the justice league as a minor. still has to go to school (or at least private tutors which is same thing). batman is a million times a better parent than tony (which, admitadly, is a very low bar).

    • @Yen-dc7nn
      @Yen-dc7nn 6 лет назад +2

      *cough* Bucky in Comics was a minor and he was fighting along with Cap during war *cough*

  • @Aarongreally
    @Aarongreally 5 лет назад +687

    ‘I have a daughter, that makes it okay for me to break the law’ Spider-Man 3 reference

  • @btktaiyuanhao7970
    @btktaiyuanhao7970 2 года назад +3

    See back these, guys. That was so amazing

  • @josyraju7993
    @josyraju7993 3 года назад +6

    4:52 "What's up with that"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @drdan3538
    @drdan3538 6 лет назад +735

    Peter: “Now I know, they will never replace me”
    Miles:”Don’t be to sure about that!”
    Me: *dying*

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 6 лет назад +9

      Dr Dragon
      and in MCU it is Tony who's going to die and Peter will (sort of) "replace" him.

    • @genmmaster1676
      @genmmaster1676 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rickycollins7723
      @rickycollins7723 6 лет назад

      Same here.

    • @Nipponing
      @Nipponing 6 лет назад +1

      No... Why? That's horrible...

    • @dr.k8610
      @dr.k8610 6 лет назад +2

      I got the Miles Morales Spider-Man book and it was amazing

  • @Kevi.n
    @Kevi.n 6 лет назад +1542

    I was eating Cereal and the batman part and I almost choked

    • @RamSingh-pf1ym
      @RamSingh-pf1ym 6 лет назад +53

      Never eat anything while watching hishe

    • @ryanbarker3978
      @ryanbarker3978 6 лет назад

      Same here haha. That was fantastic.

    • @foldabotZ
      @foldabotZ 6 лет назад +11

      He should've looked like the '89 Batman, though. But then how'd he turn his head in the first place.

    • @ryanbarker3978
      @ryanbarker3978 6 лет назад +1

      foldabotZ I don't think '89 batman would look very good in the animated art style they use in these videos.

    • @megamoviez
      @megamoviez 6 лет назад

      Ryan Barker They already used the 89 Batman

  • @kenithknightgaming1220
    @kenithknightgaming1220 3 года назад +9

    Man I love how tony, superman and Batman can just talk so lightly sitting in a cafe 😂😂😂

  • @IAlwaysComeBack1987
    @IAlwaysComeBack1987 3 года назад +20

    2:50 wtf

  • @darion1728
    @darion1728 6 лет назад +515

    *"I'M THE GUY IN THE CHAIR, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!"*

    • @johnfraire6931
      @johnfraire6931 6 лет назад +8

      Darion Williams
      > My superhero calls me his guy in the chair~
      > He he, mine says the same thi-
      > *There can only be one*

    • @joekaput747
      @joekaput747 6 лет назад +3

      ASDF movie?

    • @johnfraire6931
      @johnfraire6931 6 лет назад +1

      Joe Kaput
      Yeah.
      I like trains.

    • @joekaput747
      @joekaput747 6 лет назад +2

      But do you like pie flavor?

    • @johnfraire6931
      @johnfraire6931 6 лет назад +1

      Joe Kaput
      Yeah, but last time I had some, someone parked their car on it.

  • @chasgalaxy6721
    @chasgalaxy6721 5 лет назад +2711

    *I'M THE GUY IN THE CHAIR*
    *THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE*

    • @nimam3753
      @nimam3753 5 лет назад +14

      Devoe

    • @doopboop8359
      @doopboop8359 5 лет назад +27

      *shaggy suddenly comes out of nowhere*
      Shaggy: you sure about that thanos man?

    • @jameshardy3489
      @jameshardy3489 5 лет назад +14

      Sidious: your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side...
      Btw my chair is bigger than yours...

    • @simcity4111
      @simcity4111 5 лет назад

      Não é justo, eu que fico sentado vendo os filmes!!!!

    • @ProbablyYourMom__
      @ProbablyYourMom__ 5 лет назад

      @@jameshardy3489 FIGHT ME!!!!!!! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

  • @Miles_24
    @Miles_24 3 года назад +7

    2:52 He LITERALLY is though! Its Michael Keaton Batman! I didn't get the joke at first but it is probably the best one in this whole vid.

  • @gio.chavchanidze11
    @gio.chavchanidze11 2 года назад +4

    The fact that you used all 3 Spiderman in one video 5 years ago, you pretty much guessed no way home...

  • @PLUX4
    @PLUX4 6 лет назад +737

    Thanos: "I'm the guy in the chair!"
    Peter: "What is that?!"
    Ned: "It's a giant purple monster man!"
    LOL

  • @jyoraj11
    @jyoraj11 3 года назад +11

    2:53
    "Don't Mess With Me Kid"
    "Why"
    "Because I Am Batmannn"
    "Whaaaaaat" it's so funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @novaenforcer1563
    @novaenforcer1563 2 года назад +3

    To be fair war machine stole the mrk 2 suit and had justin hammer modify it.

  • @justzedd8430
    @justzedd8430 5 лет назад +5202

    _Did HISHE just predicted that spiderman will replace ironman?_
    *Avengers theme song plays*

    • @Duckverse
      @Duckverse 5 лет назад +197

      HISHE predicted a lot of things. Like.. a LOT of things.

    • @justzedd8430
      @justzedd8430 5 лет назад +139

      @@Duckverse HISHE is Doctor Strange confirm

    • @0613apobangpo
      @0613apobangpo 5 лет назад +23

      he won’t , did you watch the new car from home trailer?

    • @fiqz7017
      @fiqz7017 5 лет назад +42

      HISHE IS RUSSO BROTHERS CONFIRM

    • @kevinalfarezi2199
      @kevinalfarezi2199 5 лет назад +12

      Look, is miles morales dude. F*** hishe, i love you 3000

  • @hectorsegura5679
    @hectorsegura5679 6 лет назад +235

    "They'll never replace me." "Yeah don't be so sure about that." Lmfao 😂😂😂

  • @Water_Me_Loan_64_YT
    @Water_Me_Loan_64_YT 2 года назад +4

    That War Machine bit at the end is Modern Art.

  • @starkillersneed
    @starkillersneed 3 года назад +34

    I love how Batman, of all people, is appaled at the idea of a teenager fighting crime.

  • @nickbagrationi770
    @nickbagrationi770 4 года назад +993

    Imagine if Spiderman's reply to Vulture's threat was "I love you" 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @majorastorm
    @majorastorm 6 лет назад +1752

    *"LANGUAGE!!!"*
    -Captain America

    • @effia1
      @effia1 6 лет назад

      Zorastorm 32 🤣🤣

    • @keeganheavner3526
      @keeganheavner3526 6 лет назад

      Zorastorm 32 that ending made me laugh so hard, my stomach hurts now

    • @keeganheavner3526
      @keeganheavner3526 6 лет назад

      Hữu Đức Nguyễn yes, bow, minion

    • @six2811
      @six2811 6 лет назад +1

      Zorastorm 32 ah.....that's not going away anytime soon.

    • @agustinrubinstein9009
      @agustinrubinstein9009 6 лет назад +1

      "patience"

  • @martinoman436
    @martinoman436 Год назад +8

    In the truck heist, the vulture went inside the cargo through those “matter shifting stones”. If Spider Man had removed those stones the vulture would’ve been trapped inside and sent to damage control vault.

    • @immortalfrieza
      @immortalfrieza Год назад

      Assuming that Peter could've removed said stones safely, or that the Vulture couldn't have broken out of the truck from the inside.

    • @martinoman436
      @martinoman436 Год назад +1

      @@immortalfrieza Peter would only have to pull the stones out of place with his webs “for safety” and the Vulture would be helpless without the suit. I mean Spider man only would have to unhook the suit from the cargo and jump away. He could also just track the cargo and notify the authorities. GG game over

    • @immortalfrieza
      @immortalfrieza Год назад

      @@martinoman436 Safely as in "wouldn't have done something catastrophic like explode if Peter decided to just yank them out" and really? Helpless without the suit? The guy had stones that let him pass through matter with a thought plus a flight suit that rivals the Falcon. The Vulture could easily have had plenty up his sleeve.

  • @rohanmanchanda5250
    @rohanmanchanda5250 2 года назад +2

    Hey (4:32) Friday never calls him "sir". She always goes for "boss"

  • @JBBrickFanatic
    @JBBrickFanatic 5 лет назад +2558

    "Replace Iron Man"... MAN with that new far from home trailer.. HISHE CALLED IT (and much more lol)

  • @tahayousuf
    @tahayousuf 6 лет назад +514

    Damn.... The "Here's a bright idea" guy is awesome..
    xD... Thanks for the likes!

    • @ashwolf2006
      @ashwolf2006 6 лет назад +1

      Taha Yousuf somebody should do that to todd howard.

    • @gespy796
      @gespy796 6 лет назад +7

      I bet he'll be great at cinema sins

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled 6 лет назад +3

      Taha Yousuf same guy since 2007 😂

    • @axelrosales6934
      @axelrosales6934 6 лет назад

      Taha Yousuf I know right!

    • @catfoy8888
      @catfoy8888 6 лет назад

      Ding

  • @VixenMice
    @VixenMice 2 года назад +5

    5:13 HISHE predicted Spider-man: No Way Home plot.

    • @madgepereira2891
      @madgepereira2891 Месяц назад

      That's a good time stamp
      All 3 in one frame ❤

  • @martyoof
    @martyoof 2 года назад +9

    4:34 no way home

  • @nerd_entangled
    @nerd_entangled 6 лет назад +221

    Tobey Maguire's voice at the end just killed me

    • @just_me5853
      @just_me5853 6 лет назад +1

      Mytresh Madipalli congrats at 200 likes

    • @k4taraa
      @k4taraa 6 лет назад +1

      Ikr its hilarious and so nerdy lol

  • @rwplm
    @rwplm 6 лет назад +2598

    I lost it at "Because I'm Batman" whaaaaaa!!!

    • @Bitna01
      @Bitna01 6 лет назад +3

      Same. XD

    • @proudbeaner696
      @proudbeaner696 6 лет назад +56

      It took me 3 seconds to remember that he was Batman in the 80's lol

    • @KafshakTashtak
      @KafshakTashtak 6 лет назад +6

      I didn't not expect that.

    • @GlitchAuTraveler
      @GlitchAuTraveler 6 лет назад +1

      yessss

    • @Nube-Gamer
      @Nube-Gamer 6 лет назад +3

      I know 😆😆😆 who didnt laugh at that?!

  • @King-lb4pi
    @King-lb4pi 2 года назад +3

    Vulture - “Because I’m Batman!”
    You were Batman until now.

  • @prantabarua5112
    @prantabarua5112 2 года назад +1

    -Don't mess with me kid.
    -why?
    -because I am Batman
    was so epic😆😆😆

  • @S6Ryujin
    @S6Ryujin 6 лет назад +168

    Lmfaooooo "Friday put kryptonite missiles on my to-do list"

  • @zakarefrmkc
    @zakarefrmkc 6 лет назад +444

    I’M THE GUY IN THE CHAIR!!!!!!

    • @brandonwhite9270
      @brandonwhite9270 6 лет назад +20

      QWA YZO, I'M THE GUY IN THE CHAIR!!! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!

    • @morganhe-man3543
      @morganhe-man3543 6 лет назад +8

      Qwa yzo there can only be ooooonnnnnnneeeeee

    • @user-dr2yz8um3d
      @user-dr2yz8um3d 6 лет назад +1

      funniest moment in the video

    • @4569packers
      @4569packers 6 лет назад

      Qwa yzo when they do Infinity war hishe, they must have Thanos still in the chair kicking everyone asses

  • @alkagoyal731
    @alkagoyal731 2 года назад +3

    here's a bright idea: tony dont give peter a murder toy

  • @omega4483
    @omega4483 2 года назад +3

    Plot twist: hishe knew that no way home would have all 3 spidermen

  • @evanwashington2375
    @evanwashington2375 5 лет назад +1409

    Vulture: Don't mess with me kid
    Peter: Why
    Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!
    Peter: AHHHHH!!!!
    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

    • @jadengiles6022
      @jadengiles6022 4 года назад +6

      I burst out laughing

    • @ericlikefries3697
      @ericlikefries3697 4 года назад +10

      Because he is MICHAEL KEATON

    • @STNeish
      @STNeish 4 года назад +7

      @@ericlikefries3697 Well... Michael Keaton WAS Batman. Some still say he was the best one, too.

    • @ryuuotaku35
      @ryuuotaku35 4 года назад +1

      Let’s not Forget Morbius is happening and Vulture aka Micheal Keaton will appear and Morbius is a Batmonster and Keaton is Batman! lmao 😂 This is going to be hilarious!

    • @lakshya9640
      @lakshya9640 4 года назад

      I burst out laughing do u know why because I’m batman!

  • @PhoenixPrime
    @PhoenixPrime 6 лет назад +8166

    "Don't mess with me, kid."
    "Why?"
    *"BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!"*
    *"Whaaaaaat?!?!?"*
    Gets me all the time. X'D

  • @polop2897
    @polop2897 2 года назад +4

    that andrew Garfield and tobey Maguire clip hits a little different now

  • @ishansherif8592
    @ishansherif8592 2 года назад +2

    4:48 "that's because Tony learn from his mistakes!"

  • @MastaChief2026
    @MastaChief2026 6 лет назад +387

    Vulture: I saw this boat in half!
    *THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE*
    Spider-Man: I going to repair it using only Flex-Tape!

    • @rambofan334
      @rambofan334 6 лет назад +17

      Doing open heart surgery? Got an artery going? Flex-Tape.

    • @rambofan334
      @rambofan334 6 лет назад +5

      And if Iron Man can't do it, Flex-Tape.

    • @drippylevi5850
      @drippylevi5850 6 лет назад +13

      Boat sawed in half
      Flex Tape
      *Phil Swift walks on the screen*
      As you can see. ..
      There are no leaks

    • @Misfitstein
      @Misfitstein 6 лет назад

      JonTron

    • @Weird_but_neat
      @Weird_but_neat 6 лет назад

      Sanic The Edgehog oh a jontron fan alright

  • @00penguin18
    @00penguin18 6 лет назад +381

    Where does that guy keep coming from and keep saying “Here’s a bright idea...”

    • @pietrosb4542
      @pietrosb4542 6 лет назад +26

      DerpyPenguin YT from the amazing spider-man 2 hishe

    • @mmmayonnaise
      @mmmayonnaise 6 лет назад +69

      DerpyPenguin YT He has appeared in some of the first HISHE vids like the first HISHE spiderman video. He's become a meme for HISHE like the lady in the hospital.

    • @jc_8119
      @jc_8119 6 лет назад

      Emo Spider-Man.....

    • @MiT708
      @MiT708 6 лет назад +1

      Because he's giving away bright ideas

    • @auntiegarfunkel
      @auntiegarfunkel 6 лет назад +23

      Originally from the Spiderman 3 hishe (at least when I first saw him) telling the guy who made sandman to go make sure that it was 'probably just a bird'

  • @Gangstabob716
    @Gangstabob716 2 года назад +6

    5:11
    They predicted No Way Home

  • @kuraiiz612
    @kuraiiz612 6 лет назад +779

    "Now if you excuse me, I need to grow a beard"
    -Captain America before IW

    • @hjonkers._
      @hjonkers._ 5 лет назад +8

      Kurai Kujo
      What has he done to him self????
      *_looks at him in infinity war_*
      Me: WHO THE HECK IS THAT?!?
      Guy in the actual movie which name I can’t remember: nice to have you back cap!!!
      Me: WHATTTTTTT!

  • @luciferthefallenone1214
    @luciferthefallenone1214 6 лет назад +730

    Tony: I want my suit back
    Peter: I want my aunt back
    Tony:.............u can have your suit

  • @devonangle8806
    @devonangle8806 2 года назад +1

    I love the “here’s a bright idea” guy 😂

  • @GiangLe-zy5nb
    @GiangLe-zy5nb 2 года назад +4

    5:12 spiderman no way home leak 2017

  • @Gunchulhwang
    @Gunchulhwang 5 лет назад +1885

    vulture: I have a daughter
    Iron man: We have a hulk
    Vision:We have no time

    • @gnome8416
      @gnome8416 5 лет назад +11

      I have an army

    • @althealligator1467
      @althealligator1467 5 лет назад +8

      You mean Loki

    • @user-bw7yu5vq4f
      @user-bw7yu5vq4f 5 лет назад +4

      안녕 korean?

    • @user-bw7yu5vq4f
      @user-bw7yu5vq4f 5 лет назад +5

      U dont need to use eng bud
      한국말 좀 할줄 알아다

    • @Freys_tired
      @Freys_tired 5 лет назад +8

      Vulture :i have a daughter
      Iron man: we have a hulk
      Loki: I have a army
      Spidey: I have silly stringsy

  • @tiana_andherbooks
    @tiana_andherbooks 4 года назад +315

    "FRIDAY, please add kryptonite tank missiles to my to-do list"
    I died

    • @yousseflataoui1583
      @yousseflataoui1583 2 года назад +10

      Then after when Rhodey asked ‘did u put a parachute in ur suit’ he should’ve said “ Friday put parachute instalment in my to-do list”

  • @DukeFavre
    @DukeFavre 2 года назад +11

    La actitud de peter es tan humilde, no quiere reemplazar a nadie. Que bueno que tuvimos No Way Home con todos los spiderman. Y quizás más a futuro!!

  • @tobydriver642
    @tobydriver642 2 года назад +2

    The 'Here's a bright idea' guy is the best. He has been in every spiderman how it should have ended

  • @LaralyeEmlet
    @LaralyeEmlet 5 лет назад +765

    Michael Keaton- ‘’ I will kill u and everyone u love.”
    Tom Holland- “but I love Liz.”

    • @cia1923
      @cia1923 5 лет назад +34

      "You win this round, Spider-Man."

    • @thebestofnothing8405
      @thebestofnothing8405 5 лет назад +28

      He should have said
      “I love you”

    • @gamingnotforlife7209
      @gamingnotforlife7209 5 лет назад

      MaxTGJ Animations no just no

    • @hanna7929
      @hanna7929 5 лет назад

      THAT’S WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @Ali0NCr4ck
      @Ali0NCr4ck 5 лет назад +3

      Colorfulwhiskers 333 it would’ve been a funny smart thing if Tom said but I love you so Micheal could kill himself lmao

  • @brettjohnson536
    @brettjohnson536 5 лет назад +1738

    2:39 Yeah that annoyed me in the film as well; did he just forget that he has super strength?!

    • @byzaurum6677
      @byzaurum6677 5 лет назад +308

      He's 15, it's quite easy to a teen to be anxious and fearful. He does have superpowers, but he's still too young.

    • @SunlightGwyn
      @SunlightGwyn 5 лет назад +85

      That annoyed me until the next scene revealed he left his phone in the car to track him. He wanted to catch him in the act.

    • @shaheen9302
      @shaheen9302 5 лет назад +53

      Nah...he was sacred because his identity revealed...even scared of Aunt may to tell the Truth That he is Spidey-Man...
      If your enemy know u r identity its Normal to scared.

    • @ravioliattack4290
      @ravioliattack4290 5 лет назад +6

      He could have told them spidey’s identity in prison.

    • @crashtv5145
      @crashtv5145 5 лет назад +4

      I mean in the movie he pushed a building roof off of him

  • @CC-hg9km
    @CC-hg9km 2 года назад +1

    +Don't mess with me
    -Why
    +bEcaUSe I'm BATMAAN
    lmao 🤣🤣